HIRED Mike Quade!
Oct19

HIRED Mike Quade!

It’s official.  The Chicago Cubs have HIRED our man Mike Quade as the manager of the Chicago Cubs. Today was a triumph for the little man.  The non-baseball All-Star who worked his way up through the minors, who spent 17 years riding buses and scrubbing Randy Johnson’s shower sandals.  Today was a victory for the hairless, for the people who work hard, keep their mouths shut and when they are given a shot they make the...

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Hire Mike Quade

The Cubs 8-3 win over Houston on the second to last day of the season gave them their first series win (in six tries) against the hapless Astros.  It also pushed the Cubs record under interim manager Mike Quade to an impressive 24-12, and that includes an absurd 17-4 record under Quade in road games. The Cubs are not a particularly good team.  They aren’t a terrible team, either, but going 24-12 with them is impressive.  Even if...

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Mike Quade Fan Club gets the good news

Exclusive footage of the reaction of the Official Mike Quade Fan Club hearing the news that he would be named interim manager of the Cubs. The tension builds as Jim Hendry announces the ten candidates for the interim job, and the guy who looks like Geovany Soto gets a little too excited when Pat Listach is announced.  But Hendry saves the big reveal for last, and it’s nice to see that Stan Thomas had the sense to save his...

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