Brewers only hope? Puke and rally

It’s a tough time right now for our friends to the north.  Take this guy for example.  Last week he was on top of the world.  The Brewers had won all seven games on a road trip and they were closing fast on those awful, mean, big city Cubs.  His best friend...

Cubs flop Brewers two aces

Now a pessimist would say that it would be just like the Cubs to beat the Brewers two best pitchers, only to lose two Manny Parra (who is pretty good) and Dave Bush (who sucks like an Electrolux). But pessimists are no fun and should be duct taped to stop signs. You...

Cubs enjoy Brewers dairy air

As statements go, the Cubs 6-4 win over the Brewers wasn’t exactly a definitive declaration of divisional dominance, but it’ll do. The Cubs got the lead, gave it up, got it back, gave it up again and got it back for good. They had to retire Gabe Kapler...

Podcast: Brewers, horses and assclowns

In the latest Podcast, Andy and Kermit discuss pertinent world issues such as the Dascenzo family’s ire at Jeff Samardzija, going to high school with equestrian chicks, Corey Hart’s midget face and Kermit’s bold prediction about this week’s...