Yo Milton, what else you got?

Apr 27, 2010 | Andy

The Cubs have played 20 games so far this season, and won 10 and lost 10.  That’s what mediocre teams do.  So take that however you want.  You have to give them credit, though.  They certainly make middling baseball interesting.  If they’re not...

Guest Column: Uncle Marty’s not impressed

Apr 22, 2010 | Uncle Marty

Hi there Internet idiots.  It’s Andy’s Uncle Marty again.  Just so you know, I appreciated that some of you agreed with my last column that Andy’s hatred for Ryan Theriot was wrong, pitiful, and probably latently homosexual.  Theriot’s a...

Cubs bolster bullpen by not putting Tom Gorzelanny in it

Apr 21, 2010 | Andy

You don’t go more than a century between world titles without doing some pretty dumb stuff.  You trade a Hall of Fame outfielder for an old, breaking down pitcher.  You give away a pair of Hall of Fame closers within a six year span.  You write paychecks to...

Bruce Levine needs more Ambien

Apr 18, 2010 | Andy

So what do we really know about ESPN 1000 “baseball insider” Bruce Levine? We know that he lives with his mother’s amateurishly embalmed corpse in a motel where she’s been placed near a window (we don’t know any of this.) We know that at...