So long, dummy

Now that Ryan Theriot is mercifully on somebody else’s team, we can take a moment to remember a time when he wasn’t a terrible fielding, addle-brained baserunning, wiffle bat carrying douchebag. We can take a minute to remember when he bailed out the 2007...

Lou’s leaving, and I hope you assholes are happy

The worst kept secret in baseball (I mean other than tHom Brennaman’s toupee) was let out of the bag today when the Cubs announced that Lou Piniella was going to pack it in at the end of this horrendous season. Lou’s agent let the news out today, which...

All Star Game GameCast

Join us at 7 pm Central over at Fisted Foul for an All-Star Game GameCast. What’s that?  It’s a bunch of guys making fun of the All-Star Game, mocking Joe Buck, pointing out all of the dumb things that Tim McCarver says and rooting like hell for the...

Let’s dump some of these losers

I have one of those lame Cubs fact a day calendars on my desk and every morning, I tear off another day, I read the fact or the trivia question and then I unsuccessfully try to slit my wrists with the little piece of paper I’ve torn off.  Today, the trivia...