I’m not even sure if ordinate is a word, I know that inordinant is one, and I know that all of us, yes that means you, have been spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about, watching and yes, sadly, at times, worrying about the Cubs.
Well, for two weeks now they’ve played like they just don’t give a damn. You can call it what you want. Dusty and his apologists (namely, his pastry loving boss) want us to believe that the guys are just “Trying to hard.”
That sounds good. It sounds like their passion and zest to please us, is causing them to struggle. They want us to be happy so much that it’s taking them out of their game. See, they care! They care about us!
There’s just one problem with this. It’s a tiny little problem.
It’s complete bullshit.
It’s not that they’re trying too hardly, it’s that they’re hardly trying.
Hustling teams don’t allow a runner to score from first base on a single. They just don’t. They don’t spend 45 minutes trying to get through the bottom of the second inning when the other team can’t get the ball out of the infield.
They don’t play Jose Macias, and they don’t choose to give Jeromy Burnitz a night off so their outfield can consist of two left fielders and a utility infielder.
What the Cubs are doing right now is what we’ve become accustomed to over the years. When they start to lose it, they go all out. They don’t half ass their demise, they throw their whole ass into it. We’ve seen it before, we know what it is. This team won’t finish anywhere near .500 now. They are in complete freefall. Remember those glorious years of 1999 and 2000? The Cubs, who were actual contenders for half of 1999 had a stretch where they lost forty of fifty games. Think about that. 10-40. Holy crap. Then, in 2000, to prove it wasn’t a fluke, they did it again.
I’m not sure if the 2005 Cubs can pull that off. But they certainly will give it a shot. If they can’t quite lose thirty-five of the next 45 games, it’ll only be for one reason.
They just tried too hard.
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The Cubs plan is to put Kerry Wood on the shelf when their playoff hopes are gone. I’ve got news for you Kerry. Feel free to schedule your operation any day now.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to start worrying that Grady Little might replace Dusty. I’m just worried that Dusty’s not going to be replaced.
Here’s my favorite part of Jay’s “column.”
get plenty of hate mail myself, including death threats. But I don’t complain to the world about it, recognizing that public jobs involve public criticism.
Uh, Jay. I think you just did. Moran.
Felipe Alou quit his radio show because a guy referred to some of his “brain-dead Carribbean hitters” and said Felipe’s brain had turned to oatmeal. So why did Felipe quit the show, exactly?
Corey Patterson’s average is way up over .270 (wow!) and he should be up this week, to end the Jose Macias centerfield hostage crisis. You knew Corey was close when they didn’t bring up anybody to replace Jerry the Lesser. Will Corey be better? I’d say there’s a 20 percent chance he’s actually changed something drastically enough to be better, so…probably not. Dave Kaplan was on WGN this morning making it sound like Corey might be in Chicago today. Since it’s Kaplan, we have no idea what the truth actually is.
And finally…(yes, I know, mock applause fills the Internet, and yes, this is all you get today, which is actually more than you’ll get tomorrow)…the Bears are on Monday Night Football tonight, where I’m sure they’ll show dozens of replays of the one game the ’85 Bears lost, and they’ll pretend like beating the Bears was so great for Dan Marino that it didn’t matter that the Bears actually won a Super Bowl, something he never did. But, over the weekend I picked up this, from NFL Films, The Complete History of the Chicago Bears and it’s tremendous. There’s a two-hour documentary on the history of team (and it glosses over what a cheapass George Halas was), a week-by-week breakdown of the ’85 Bears and two of the funniest bonuses you’ll ever see, one where they miked the Bears’ mascot in 1970 (he’s hilarious) and one where they miked another Bears’ mascot, head coach Abe Gibron and he proves to be the biggest (and funniest) dope, ever, and you watch him fight a losing battle with his pants during a Bears-Broncos game. He also gives the Broncos fans the “Polish salute” at one point and tells his assistants to help him pick up the coins the fans were throwing at him to help him pay the fine he’s going get. It’s great.
It’ll tide us all over until Apex fills us in on the quality of the DVDs he ordered of every game of the 1985 season.
Wow! I dont even know what to say about this weekend! When you let a guy score on a single from first! What the F*ck man! And I want to blame Dusty for this crap but come on man! These guys are major league players who get paid more than any of us will ever see in two lifetimes. Get it together and play like the high caliber athletes that you are. Bunch of pussy’s!
P.S. I needed to vent!
The Brewers are at me. The Cubs are not. Anyone who thinks the Cubs still have a chance this year is probably in the Albert Pujols mongolian fan club.
will be one of the main reasons of season long collapse.
He is a master for the double play ball, bad thing I’m talking about the offensive double play ball not the defensive one. Heck, he’s supposed to be a great speedster and he always hits into double plays, never seen him beat one out.
And then yesterday more of his speed on the defensive side, the one that lets a guy score from first with a single.
Andy, I was so furious last evening when I tuned in to ESPN and saw that Dustbag entered Macias into the 8 hole in CF. I just don’t get it. Okay, so he hit an RBI double and is hitting near .300. So what? He’s still Jose’ tap-dancin’ Macias! How much would it hurt Dusty to play and Murton and do whatever configuration he feels like with Lawton and Burnie? I don’t care where each of them plays, as long as Murton, Lawton and Burnie are all in the lineup. He’s such an idiot. Do you think he’s really trying to 86 the season and get fired?
Oh, I think the Cubs have a chance to get to the World Series. All they need is a car, a roadmap and tickets.
Andy’s point, which I stongly echo (with risk of being accused by the guy who says it’s all about echoing here at Desipio), is that the Cubs quit giving a shit awhile back. I’d say that Saturday’s putrid 2-0 performance to a meatballing Korean was the end. I gave them until yesterday’s first when Aramis threw it away and Macias let a guy score from first on a second. They don’t care, so neither do I. Rick Morrissey’s Dusty-excuse column yesterday was garbage. At a minimum, a manager has to get his team mentally prepared to play the game.
”All we wanted was a semi-period of good play,” said Dusty Baker. ”We didn’t send him down there to exile him to Siberia for the next 2-1/2 months. We sent him down there to get his stuff together and then come back and help us. Nobody is pulling for him harder than we are. We need him.”
Getting furious, pissed, angry, annoyed, bothered, upset or anything else about this Cubs team is me. Maybe the entire team will pull a Sosa and just check out before a game one day to get Dusty booted.
I’m only part of the problem. We’re weak defensively at 2nd, 3rd, SS, C, LF and without Corey, CF. Then we have 3 and 4 hitters going oh-for-a couple days and a starting pitching staff. This team is absolutely, positively awful. And I really do suck. No question.
Daaaaah Gremm-lenn!!!
Don’t fret, Cubs fans. Last place really isn’t all bad. We finished dead last and we ended up with a dope ass running back in the… oh wait.
Who’s on the Shitcanning Dusty Campaign? Anyone, Anyone, Anyone?
Isn’t it perfect timing for Hendry to get rid of him after that lackluster series in New York?
It’s time to start playing guys like Murton and Cedeno! Macias and Hollandsworth shouldn’t even see the light of day.
Then you have this KPat chatter? This Cubs organization needs to be stood in front of a firing squad. This guy can’t even hit .300 in the minors and you are acting like he is the next best thing since sliced bread. COME ON, GET A FUCKING GRIP.
I love too how you make such a great big deal of Wood in the bullpen. It’s really hard throwing one inning and getting paid around 12 million.
Right now, watching a Cubs game is equal to watching the Shrine Circus. You got all types of characters especially the clowns on this coaching staff.
I’m just looking forward to football season. My Louisville Cardinals are joining the weak Big East this year and have a shot at a National Championship. That’s my salvation. It’s actually fun watching a real team play and one that actually cares.
Baker Basher(I would really love to lose this title after Dusty gets pushed out of town)
Cubs Transactions: 8/8/05
Recalled Corey f’ing Patterson from AAA Iowa
Optioned Matt Murton hitting over .400 but hasnt played in a week and a half to AA West Tenn
We decline your request of Korey Patterson for a bag of ice.
you are correct baker basher.
I hope the 30,000+ that go to the ballpark tonight, receive dusty & the team & the way they deserve to be received, with a standing chorus of BOOOOS.
I am more than 3,000 miles aways so to these people that have a chance, or already paid tickets, to go to the ballpark, I ask you to show a backbone crushing this weak excuse of a ballclub.
Show all the country that if these players,coaches, manager and management are not ashamed of what they did this weekend on mostly national TV, that we the fans are and we won’t put up with this bullcrap anymore.
Remember when I was a category in SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy? I decided to reappear as your Chicago Cubs’ current roster. Hell, Sean Connery would love to talk with Dusty more than Alec Trebek. “Suck it, Baker! Suck it long, suck it hard!â€Â
I knew I should’ve run over the Gremlin on the way out of the airport parking lot last night.
You are kidding, right?
I think I am what Felipe Alou’s brain has turned to. Oatmeal may be what is filling Dusty’s cranium, although it is hard to imagine anything that nutritious being so fucking stupid.
Sigh. I think the Daily Dose is even more depressing than what I wrote today.
If what is said in #13 is true, I almost feel like becoming a Cardinal fan. I’m not talking about my Louisville Cardinals either.
COB=CUB ORGANIZATION BASHER
Remember when I blew out my arm earlier this season?
Given our great performance this season, it was totally worth it to put my fragile arm on the line in a meaningless game to advance our squad forward.
What?
You mean, we probably aren’t going to make the…play…uh…
Damn.
Hey, I’m 0-3 since July 30th!
What the hell do you guys want anyway?!?!?
And I’m still on the roster and I’ve had 1 at bat in the month of August.
Now I’ve got my AAA average up to what my OBP was in the major leagues.
And I’ve got 8 walks in 88 at-bats!
#2 spot, here I come!
Hi. Remember me? You should.
I’m a great big pile of sand, and about a year and a half ago, some smartass bigmouth disserning [his word] moran [ditto, after a fashion] around here –who’s never once, in a professional setting, retired a batter, moved a runner up or hit the cutoff man, and whose writing skills, rhetorical dash and grasp of reality mimic accurately the talent, education and world view, respectively, of a syphilitic elephant– was talking a bunch of smack about how his darling baseball club was going to kick me into the faces of the rest of the National League, and what fun it was all going to be. Fella’ name of Dollmann, or Dillon, or Dolenz or Dullard or something (and like it matters to anybody but himself and a regular cast of a dozen Internet buddyroos anyway).
Yeah, well, whatever. So, given that there’s no use for me as far as that aforementioned fanciful purpose goes, how’s about releasing me for the purpose of serving a more useful and realistic function, like sitting in a sandbox and waiting for stray pets to come by and poop all over me. Hey, anything but sitting here and waiting for something that I, for one (and you, if you’re being honest with yourself), now know and knew all along is never going to happen so long as a grain of me is left to bear witness. And shame on you for ordering me up and making me sit here doing nothing in the meanwhile.
I dont know where this talk came about me not playing the young guys dude. I mean I gave Murton 3 AB’s in 10 days to prove he can play dude. Gremlin gives us the better chance to win everyday, man. Know what I mean?
So Baker Basher is me. Heh heh heh.
Oooh, I showed them. If I had my own site, I could write shit like this and have people not read it there.
An open warning to Carlos SpazzOutO, the showboating lardassed Cubbie moundsman who developed an ouchy back all of a sudden when the early going got tough (and who, while we’re at it, is everything that Cubs fans profess to hate in every guy who plays for any club aside from their darling Cubbieroos):
The phrase “¡No más!” as used in a sporting context is the exclusive intellectual property of our client and himself alone, much as the term “three-peat” (and facsimiles thereof) belongs to Pat Riley.
So don’t even think about it, gordito. We’re watching.
Hmm, people still think Dolan can’t spell, but apparently they didn’t know he was mocking me.
Look, I’m posting here now. This here computer box is kinda neat. It’s a shame the library done put a time limit on how long you can use em.
Which leetle faggot ass card fan call me lardassed? He not man enough to say it to me, because I tear him limb from limb. I turn him into Daryl Kile, and Joe “Shaky” Buck. I keel the beetch. I keel him.
Yeah, kinda like cards fans hating blacks and Latinos unless they play for them, but if one plays for another team, he’s a showboating n-word, something I have heard in the stands at cake.
We love Enos Slaughter. And slavery, bring back slavery dammit.
Disserning?
Nice.
You sound about as bright as a bag of rocks. But I shouldn’t make fun of your ancestors.
Don’t flñatter yourself, you’re not A Great Big Pile of Sand,
you’re A Great Big Pile of Shit
Don’t flatter yourself, you’re not A Great Big Pile of Sand,
you’re A Great Big Pile of Shit
Parrotfish create over one ton of sand per acre of coral reef every year.
Is that one parrotfish or parrot as a whole?
we are discussing only because we do not find anything interesting about the Cubs anymore.
Fascinating…I wonder if they can lead off or play centerfield.
Who wants to watch me jerk off on web cam?
Hoops
Sweet baby Jesus, this fish is beautiful….does he(she) throw left?
Jerk Off Jerk on
Front office sources tell me that jim Hendry still has faith in Dusty, because his own job is in the balance. Has anyone heard or seen anything about this, or anything else?
Hoops
Wow, how insightful Hoops. The field staff and the managment staff should all be nervous don’t cha think?
This really is sad. Sand and parrotfish and a senile old coot who got hit in the head too many times. This is what the Great 2005 Chicago Cubs have brought us.
Oh yeah, and some unfunny funkstick who kept pretending he was rotting in a landfill.
Gooooooood times….
If Corey Patterson could run as fast as I can swim, he’d be able to run about 150 miles per hour.
HELLO IM ASKING SOMEONE TO SHARE A MUTUAL MASTURBATION EXPERIENCE WITH ME HERE
HOOPS
#26, what you just wrote was one of the biggest pieces of crap I have ever had the displeasure of reading.
“Fella’ name of Dollmann, or Dillon, or Dolenz or Dullard or something…”
And what is this supposed to be? There is a “by” and a “the” you have missed in this sentence, buddy.
I am not one to criticize other people’s writings (Especially because of how I have felt after a couple comments on my columns during my time writing on Desipio.com), but your comments are flat out ridiculous.
Well besides the Bears on TV, what are tonights movies?
I believe I should be given a chance to write for Desipio. I know I might be overqualified, but I bring a lot to the table. Who can I send my references to?
Hoops
Anything porn related.
Fearless prediction: the Cubs will stay just within site of the Wild Card that they get to issue playoff tickets to season ticket holders, who then get to give the Trib a zero-interest loan to reserve their spot just in case a miracle happens.
HA. We didn’t know a team on its way to 90 loss season can stay within the wild card race.
BC, I’ve backed you before, but holy Christ on a shitstick.
“Flat out ridiculous?”
I love Desipio
Well #60, I love it when you analyze.
Does anyone have Christ on a shitstick for a school of parrotfish on their radar? According to a source, talks are heating up.
Hoops
We hate Dusty!
We hate inbreeders!
Jim Hendry is racist ’cause he won’t extend Baker’s boy’s contracts. Hendry the cracker!
We hate the 2005 Cubs.
I hate all Iowa Cubs interns, except for Lacey “I’ve never had a boyfriend” and, of course, my sweet little Rally Carp.
This past week as I watch the cubs, all I can do is sit there and wonder, ” Do these f#*k#@g guys even WANT to win?”
Thanks for the mutual experience, sloth. Tons o’ fun. ;o)
Hoops
I hate the 2005 Cub fans. But I have no intention of leaving this…wait, oh, my lawyer told me if I get fired I get paid next year? Oh shit! Dude, screw you! Screw the fans. Macias is my starting shortstop for the rest of the year!
Word has it that Ozzie Guillen would love to manage the Cubs because they have so
many good Latino ballplayer.
I’ve never had a boyfriend, either.
My sources in Des Moines are telling me that Lance might not be telling the truth about that.
Hoops
Shit, I thought C-Patt had it rough among ex-Cubs centerfielders. But while he gets to play for Iowa, it looks like all I do is roll out the tarp.
Who are you guys, David Letterman? You end up doing the same tired routine (stolen from Letterman) where a running unfunny gag is beaten into the ground relentlessly, whereby the gag becomes funny by virtue of its repetitiousness; only to become unfunny again after it cannibalizes itself and merely becomes bothersome.
Some had a long shelf life; others were just a flash-in-the-pan one-hit wonder. Here’s the latest list of bits tagged with the Unfunny Letterman Treatmentâ„¢ which makes reading the “comedy” on this site death, due to overuse and general staleness:
1) Chip Caray’s gee-whiz DJ schtick with “Hotlanta,” “Battling Brave-Os,” “The Beege,” and “honesty compels me” routines
2) Dusty & dudes
3) Stoney & visibility
4) Apex’s salads
5) Ozzie Guillen & “fung” & “mang”
… and the newest member of the Unfunny Letterman Treatmentâ„¢ …
6) Hoops postings
I’m over and done with.
It’s time for some BEARS FOOTBALL yeah!
Brave!
Hey #75! Fuck off if you dont like it! Who the fuck are you? Some yuppie asshole that lives on halsted or something? Why dont you just jump into your Passat and take your mind of by going on a shopping spree at Linens & Things!
Gee, thanks for telling what I should not think is funny. You’re kidding, right?
Thank you Mr. Death sir #75 for the shoutout. Honesty compels me to say that I’m a little saddened by your remarks perteining my persona, which by the way, I consider to be very grata folks. The issue I’m alluding to is the fact that you left off of your remarks my imaginary family back in Orlando Florida. We’re planning a new addition later in the year folks, I’ll keep in touch with the fine folks here at Desipio to let you all know how it all comes along. Greetings from Hotlanta, home of America’s team, the Bravos, folks.
Seems like him, anyway.
Hi guys. I have something special planned for tonight’s game between the Bears and the Fins. Last week I told you about an experiment I was making with my new salad dressing. The experiment was a mix between mango, papaya and raspberry and the funny thing is that the resuilt of this experiment resulted in a teal colored dressing that resembles Miami’s uniform. It looks beautiful and tastes great. You can spice uop things tonight with this recipe for your salad, I know you will like it.
Hey #75, how’s the visibility?
I’m not unfunny, I’m refreshing and delicious.
Hey, Death, mang! Don’t be a downer, I am fung!
Good advice #78, Pottery Barn here I come! I do have a black Passat, how did you know? Oh, that’s right, I’m a useless turd, that’s how.
The only thing I want to eat that is teal is Rachel McAdams wearing a Marlins “alternate’ jersey.
Winning is me…play Ozzieball mang!
A new game from the Illinois Lottery.
Buy my sangwhich mang. I beat Dusty weed my sangwhich, cuz I am prettier than he ees. Heem and Bock Showalter.
I like Jay Leno, he he he…wheee!!!
Rock on #87!
Hey #75. What’s really bothering you? Were they out of your favorite conditioner at the store? Were they out of peach scented candles? Or is it that you found out that KY stains?
Jose “the gremlin” Might-see-us…in the playoffs
I think NOT.
Now let’s go back to the FRO-ZEN TON-DRA
you suck.
chip
Hey guys, my sources tell me that #75 and his “partner” have called it quits. In other words, his man left him for another man. Does anyone have this on their gaydar?
Hoops
hey scoop, guess that the inminent dusty firing didn’t have anything to do with me after all, and a lot to do with the baseball played by the cubs in new york during the weekend.
I’m a little off my game today. My salad jokes aren’t knocking them dead like they used to. Oh, well fuck it.
apex-salad-apex stalker
Hoops! My sources have just confirmed your report. That’s why he’s being a sensitive little bitch!
Broken news here CUbs fans! Sources indicate that cool and edgy people never complain about something sucking and wanting it to change. They either force a change by being super slick or shut up and find something better to do. Only a complete fucking loser would hang out here or anywhere and just bitch about how much they don’t like it. Radar anyone’s huh?
Hoops
It’s a celebration bitches!
It’s only a few of us annoying the piss out of most everyone else. However, we claim to be the consesus. Despite repeated suggestions that we either fuck off or find a new schtick, we camp out here and act like we own the place, unwittingly embarrassing Andy, whose approval we desperately and pathetically seek. Fuck us.
Standby for a hastily typed riposte littered with curses and redundant jokes.
Hey #103! Enjoy yourself bitch! Show Hoops your titties bitch! I’m Rick James bitch!
for a few bucks I’m still holding out. I hope Thomas Jones stays healthy during the season and has a career year so Lovie has more leverage to make the gutsy call of sticking me on special teams all season without touching the ball. Maybe there some kamikaze from another team will end my career or put a little sense into me.
I am owned by the one cocksucker that plays joke police. He them acts like he speaks for all Desipiots, when actually, old jokes and schtick are part of the fabric of this great site. Hence, all the different pissed off responses when we are told not to like something. Here’s a thought, if you don’t like me or, stuff posted on me, you can: 1.) Go away, 2.) Ignore what you don’t like, or 3.) Try and change the world from your parent’s basement. I suggest option 1. or 2., because 3. is just ignorant as well as annoying.
My sources have confirmed that #’s 75,98,103, and 104, are indeed the same internet crusading jag off. He promises to continue to suck.
Hoops
We are highly over-rated.
We are two internet crusading jagoffs and we promise to continue sucking each other’s cock.
remember me? Not long ago I also was a stud running back who tought that holding out was a good idea. Bad thing is I did it all because my agent wanted me to do it and now I work the third shift in a plant in Ohio (true story).
When will guys understand that it’s not what you make, it’s what and how you spend.
Just ask Mike Tyson.
I tried, and I failed. Back to the basement where I date a different girl each night. I love telling people what to like, when there is no possible way that they can kick my teeth out for it.
I’m the number Benson is holding out for.
Peanuts in the grand scheme of things.
Kids like Benson asking for something they haven’t earned.
Go out there, have a Roethlisberger kind of season and we’ll break the bank for you kid… but in the meantime DO SOMETHING to earn your money and more importantly THE RESPECT of others.
In an equal field (draft picks 1 to 10), Bears got the one with the least of me.
I’d feel more poorly about Mr. Benson if it holdouts didn’t seem to occur with nearly every single high round draft choice of the Beloved. But as it does, I tend to look at it that if the McCaskeys didn’t throw nickles around like manhole covers and try to ‘win’ everyone of these holdouts, these guys could get to camp on time and not be complete write-offs for their first season (and dragging the franchise down with them).
Another wonderful 1st rounder.
I have any character at all? That’s news, I’m gonna go get high now.
You sure about that #115?
Who wants to be an Astros fan?
Can we be an Ass-trolls fan?
Seriously…they look like the Wild Card faves…what do WE have to look forward to? Macias in CF?
Well #122, we can look forward to Prior hanging breaking balls and blaming sweat. We can look forward to Big Z regressing and killing someone. We can also look forward to Murton, Cedeno, and any other young guy to getting permanantly fucked up and confused. We can also sit back while Dusty blames the fans, and Nomar goes to the bank with all those millions he didn’t earn. Ooh, I almost forgot, we can see a “fresh” Kerry Wood report to spring training, again, and we can all take bets on who goes down first, him or Prior. Maybe Hendry can steal another position player from a small market team, and get a guy like Mark Redman and pretend the bullpen is all set…aw fuck.
Bandwagon fans can be included in us.
Yet, we all remain loyal, I guess it’s something you are born with.
#124 – Congratulations… you’re the Brown’s Fried Chicken caller of the show!
Hey I just get one crack at money during this contract, the first year and the signing bonus, NOTHING else is guaranteed. If Mikey McCaskey wants me, up the ante , you made millions off the new stadium, or you run patterns.
Okay Cedric, see you. Have fun rotting for a year, and then becoming a bust elsewhere.
HELLO MY LITTLE PEOPLE. ENTERTAIN ME IN THE FASHION I DESIRE OR QUIPPY PROSE SHALL FOLLOW TO INSULT YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL QUITE BAD!
Before the joke police showed up, which was fairly recently, Desipio was full of uninterrupted me.
I doom you to 4 wins and the worst offense in the NFL…no wait, that was last year
adj.
Arranged in regular rows, as the spots on the wings of an insect.
n.
Symbol y The plane Cartesian coordinate representing the distance from a specified point to the x-axis, measured parallel to the y-axis.
I heard Len say tonight’s crowd was the LARGEST night game crowd of the year. WTF is wrong with us? Was it Dusty Baker rifle scope night? That goddam Murton has a hit and a walk in 3 appearances. When will he learn?
Wow, what an inning! you heard it here first, folks. the cubs have re-awakened. “we”‘ll play .957 ball down the stretch. BANK
Always first to the tee in October
Please change the picture of me in the Dumbass Du Jour banner to a recent one of me in a suit and tie. As a young player, I wasn’t a dumbass, so you shouldn’t use that old player shot for this purpose. It’s the me of today that is such a major dumbass.
WOO
WOO WOO – eat shit – WOO WOO – Joe Morgan
It must have been murderous of me to suggest things were unfunny here at the Land O’ Laffs that is Desipio. It never ceases to amaze when a criticism is lobbed at the small minority, they get their dander up and start freaking out while they enjoy a circle jerk. And this place is nothing like NSBB?
Try holding back the tears and thinking really hard about the Chip schtick. It’s pretty fucking gay isn’t it, to keep carrying a torch for this guy, no? That’s what I thought. Fucksticks.
#139. What’s a fuckstick bitch? I’m Rick James bitch!
you suck.
chip
Head over to http://www.thetravisty.com for all your Chapelle’s show fixin’s! Hilarity will ensue.
#139
WOO WOO – Fuck You – WOO WOO – Fuck You