Brewers: Manny Parra 0-1, 3.09 ERA
Cubs: The Bull Moose 13-7, 3.85 ERA
118 Comments
Apex
on August 30, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Got salad?
Hot Pockets Calzones
on August 30, 2007 at 6:58 pm
It’s a tasty dinnertime treat.
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 7:07 pm
I had a hot pocket calzone for dinner. Those things are sweet.
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 7:08 pm
I liked it better when Rickie just got hit by the pitch.
Manny Parra
on August 30, 2007 at 7:09 pm
That’s all I need.
Who will throw out
on August 30, 2007 at 7:15 pm
the first “gutless”?
No Daryle Ward in the Lineup
on August 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I agree. They’re Gutless.
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Dare I move on to the Bears game before the top half of the first is even over?
EAS
on August 30, 2007 at 7:20 pm
It’s still the first inning and I already want to hurt someone.
Home Plate Umpire
on August 30, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Bend over Ted, I’m not using Vaseline.
No. 8
on August 30, 2007 at 7:22 pm
I would if I could.
Brian Gorman, Home Plate Umpire
on August 30, 2007 at 7:22 pm
That’s right asshole, you’re not getting shit tonight.
Brian Gorman, Home Plate Umpire
on August 30, 2007 at 7:23 pm
I’m fucking you good and hard.
Houston, August 2004
on August 30, 2007 at 7:28 pm
The Brewers look a lot like us.
Bunting for a basehit
on August 30, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Does anybody remember me?
Weak Pop-ups
on August 30, 2007 at 7:32 pm
No, but they haven’t forgotten me.
berkeleycubfan
on August 30, 2007 at 7:36 pm
0-2. Just hit him now!
berkeleycubfan
on August 30, 2007 at 7:36 pm
You’re supposed to hit him, not strike him out.
EAS
on August 30, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Ha ha. Did Hart just duck out of the way of the catch?
EAS
on August 30, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Hart makes Murton look like a gold glover.
Harry Carey
on August 30, 2007 at 7:44 pm
How does a guy from Bowling Green lose a ball in the lights!?
SD
on August 30, 2007 at 7:56 pm
My WGN channel has been displaying this for the entire game:
“Poor signal.” With a completely black screen.
I hate northern Wisconsin and I hate Wisconsin cable companies.
Looks like Pat And Ron to the rescue again.
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Good thing I decided to keep watching the Cubs game. The Bears are losing 15-0, giving up a FG, a safety on a fumbled kickoff return, and a 70 yd. punt return TD. Guh.
And now big head Mench ties up the game again…
The 2007 Chicago Cubs
on August 30, 2007 at 8:14 pm
We sure like to make things difficult, don’t we?
EAS
on August 30, 2007 at 8:20 pm
How is it even possible that Rickie Weeks is the only guy with a home run this series?
Rex Grossman
on August 30, 2007 at 8:22 pm
I’m assuming, #23, thanks to the wisdom of all of the douchetards in Chicago, that all of those things are my fault.
I think it’s time for Lou to get tossed again. Holy crap is Lilly getting squeezed.
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Holy shit….emotion from Ted Lilly. The fucker behind the plate won’t give him either side of the plate tonight.
Other things that are Rex's fault
on August 30, 2007 at 8:35 pm
– Larry Craig’s gayness
– Non paying customers from the NSBB t-shirt sale
– Greek wildfires
– Comcast commercials featuring the Guru
– BC
– Hank’s sleep apnea
– Scat porn
Lance Dickson's Arm
on August 30, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Some of these Capuano stats are unbelievable.
Therefore, we’re doomed, tonight.
EAS
on August 30, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Brewers go to the pen. This is good, right?
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 8:39 pm
I’ve been ripping Capuano and his career second-half stats to a co-worker for the past several weeks. We’d better light him up.
BCB
on August 30, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Get your mouthbreathing retarded fan sites straight, #30!
Soriano’s contract won’t be an albatross until about the 4th year.
Now, he’s just overpaid.
But not an albatross.
Felix Pie
on August 30, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Me and Alfonso have been taking batting practice together. You like?
EAS
on August 30, 2007 at 8:54 pm
About time something fell in for a hit.
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Warning! There’s been a Murton in RF sighting!
SD
on August 30, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Woof. I missed a good deal of action, come back to see poor Chuck getting taken to task for being right. He’s not being insufferable, he’s being accurate.
Soriano is a dope, hits’n’homers be damned. I’ll be the first to cheer like a sheep if he does somethin’, but the guy is clueless.
Mike is right too. Overpriced now, Albatross-to-be.
Radio feed
on August 30, 2007 at 9:12 pm
“Pat Hughes can rain jump shots on you”
MURT
on August 30, 2007 at 9:15 pm
YO
Red-headed stepchild
on August 30, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Take that bitches!!!
SD
on August 30, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Baa Baa Bleet GOOOO SORIANO!!!!!!
*cheers*
on August 30, 2007 at 9:16 pm
********
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 9:16 pm
It’s a good night to be a douche.
Unless you’re Capuano.
Sorianot
on August 30, 2007 at 9:16 pm
How about that OGDENS!!!
Offense
on August 30, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Glad to see me?
Matt Murton's +/-
on August 30, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Back to even.
Greg Olsen
on August 30, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Hey, I’m hurt!
Not Keith Moreland
on August 30, 2007 at 9:22 pm
You’re supposed to grow the beard in late September, Matt.
Rickie Weeks
on August 30, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Convenient that I turned into Craig Biggio for this series after sucking ass all year.
pop-up
on August 30, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Catch Me!!!!!!
DPappy
on August 30, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Nice double-play grounder there, Marmol. Or it would have been if you had a competent RF behind you.
The Brewers
on August 30, 2007 at 9:28 pm
We’re such good hitters that we spend half of our batting practice time working on our “pretend like you’re getting out of the way” HBP.
the Marmot
on August 30, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Bathe me, I’m filthy.
The Called Third Strike
on August 30, 2007 at 9:30 pm
…made up for the one right down the middle that wasn’t called a strike.
Marmol's bathtub
on August 30, 2007 at 9:30 pm
He never uses me.
WGN
on August 30, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Why bother showing Derek Lee’s at bat, we have Pat Foley time.
DeRo
on August 30, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Almost. Damn you Pat. Knock the damn tease shit off!
WGN
on August 30, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Glad we got updated on the latest Chicago Wolves going ons – oh, by the way, the Cubs are in first place and playing the team in second place, maybe we could take about that. F@ck the celebrity 7th inning stretch.
Greg Olsen
on August 30, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Does anyone know what happened to me?
Apex
on August 30, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Just got back from that abortion at Soldier Field, checked the box score and checked in for my FYA on the Murton blast. Yay?
WGN Audience
on August 30, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Please explain to us why we should give a flying fukk about minor league hockey.
Apex
on August 30, 2007 at 9:43 pm
I love it when people post shit like “Hey, whatshisface is hurt” and then disappear. Why even fucking post at all if you’re gonna do a thing like that?
Ron Santo
on August 30, 2007 at 9:43 pm
“I was a twister, I’ll tell you that.”
Hey whatshisface is hurt
on August 30, 2007 at 9:44 pm
they must have wanted to pwn somebody or something
Olsen hurt his knee. Don’t know how serious it is.
Also, I hate the 7th inning interview as much as anybody, but Pat Foley is good times dangit.
Len Kasper
on August 30, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Everytime Bob Brenly starts to talk about baseball or talk about the game and the situation, I interrupt him by talking about uniform fashion and the color white. I’m better than this, right? Right?
Apex
on August 30, 2007 at 9:50 pm
I left after the Bears collected their first two first downs of the game in the mid-second quarter. As soon as Orton promptly turned it over I’d had enough. I wanted to watch the Cubs.
Apex
on August 30, 2007 at 9:52 pm
The crowd gave Griese a nice hand when he came in after the first series. But my-oh-my is he ever awful. Man.
Jacque
on August 30, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Nice swing on that 0-1 pitch. You dick.
SD
on August 30, 2007 at 9:53 pm
That was some ugly shit right there.
Single to left
on August 30, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Thanks for overmanaging, Lou.
Soriano walks more with runners on
on August 30, 2007 at 9:57 pm
JS or JG or whoever said that he didn’t: “no he doesn’t”.
I’m REALLY starting to like hearing that song. The highlight to any Cub fans day.
Ugly
on August 30, 2007 at 10:15 pm
The cubs like winning me.
Steve Goodwin
on August 30, 2007 at 10:22 pm
I should congratulate Tom Goodwin for actually catching the Goodwin/Goodman thing. I have been posting Goodwin for about 2 weeks and no one has said anything. I actually like it for the Good Win. Go Cubs Go.
The Goodwin Theatre
on August 30, 2007 at 10:23 pm
We knew what you were doing, #106. Do you seriously think most of the Cub fans here don’t know the guy’s last name?
Steve Goodwin
on August 30, 2007 at 10:25 pm
I just figured that with the level of accuracy shown on this site that someone would have called me an idiot long before Tom did.
Level of accuracy
on August 30, 2007 at 10:31 pm
I figured someone would have called somebody else an idiot for just liking the song. I was afraid to state in public that I liked the song until I saw others come out.
Oh
on August 30, 2007 at 10:33 pm
I C What U Did There
Ivy
on August 30, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Hi, I’m new to Desipio and blonde and have a ultra emo picture of myself! Does anyone want to cam?
Andy
on August 30, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Sure, Ivy. Head on over to bleedcubbieblue, they love to cam. Just make sure to send in your money order.
And by the way, I’m surprised Comcast plays the song considering it mentions WGN.
Got salad?
It’s a tasty dinnertime treat.
I had a hot pocket calzone for dinner. Those things are sweet.
I liked it better when Rickie just got hit by the pitch.
That’s all I need.
the first “gutless”?
I agree. They’re Gutless.
Dare I move on to the Bears game before the top half of the first is even over?
It’s still the first inning and I already want to hurt someone.
Bend over Ted, I’m not using Vaseline.
I would if I could.
That’s right asshole, you’re not getting shit tonight.
I’m fucking you good and hard.
The Brewers look a lot like us.
Does anybody remember me?
No, but they haven’t forgotten me.
0-2. Just hit him now!
You’re supposed to hit him, not strike him out.
Ha ha. Did Hart just duck out of the way of the catch?
Hart makes Murton look like a gold glover.
How does a guy from Bowling Green lose a ball in the lights!?
My WGN channel has been displaying this for the entire game:
“Poor signal.” With a completely black screen.
I hate northern Wisconsin and I hate Wisconsin cable companies.
Looks like Pat And Ron to the rescue again.
Good thing I decided to keep watching the Cubs game. The Bears are losing 15-0, giving up a FG, a safety on a fumbled kickoff return, and a 70 yd. punt return TD. Guh.
And now big head Mench ties up the game again…
We sure like to make things difficult, don’t we?
How is it even possible that Rickie Weeks is the only guy with a home run this series?
I’m assuming, #23, thanks to the wisdom of all of the douchetards in Chicago, that all of those things are my fault.
As well as last week’s floods.
Nice game by Lilly and Soriano. Jim Hendry’s geniousness is on display.
I think it’s time for Lou to get tossed again. Holy crap is Lilly getting squeezed.
Holy shit….emotion from Ted Lilly. The fucker behind the plate won’t give him either side of the plate tonight.
– Larry Craig’s gayness
– Non paying customers from the NSBB t-shirt sale
– Greek wildfires
– Comcast commercials featuring the Guru
– BC
– Hank’s sleep apnea
– Scat porn
Some of these Capuano stats are unbelievable.
Therefore, we’re doomed, tonight.
Brewers go to the pen. This is good, right?
I’ve been ripping Capuano and his career second-half stats to a co-worker for the past several weeks. We’d better light him up.
Get your mouthbreathing retarded fan sites straight, #30!
Soriano’s up. Time to show the 7 year old how not to play.
And BOOS for Soriano! I love it!
My name is Chuck.
I am just not worth my albatross contract.
Chuck,
If your 7 year old wants to see how not be a douche, he’ll get himself emancipated.
Soriano’s contract won’t be an albatross until about the 4th year.
Now, he’s just overpaid.
But not an albatross.
Me and Alfonso have been taking batting practice together. You like?
About time something fell in for a hit.
Warning! There’s been a Murton in RF sighting!
Woof. I missed a good deal of action, come back to see poor Chuck getting taken to task for being right. He’s not being insufferable, he’s being accurate.
Soriano is a dope, hits’n’homers be damned. I’ll be the first to cheer like a sheep if he does somethin’, but the guy is clueless.
Mike is right too. Overpriced now, Albatross-to-be.
“Pat Hughes can rain jump shots on you”
YO
Take that bitches!!!
Baa Baa Bleet GOOOO SORIANO!!!!!!
********
It’s a good night to be a douche.
Unless you’re Capuano.
How about that OGDENS!!!
Glad to see me?
Back to even.
Hey, I’m hurt!
You’re supposed to grow the beard in late September, Matt.
Convenient that I turned into Craig Biggio for this series after sucking ass all year.
Catch Me!!!!!!
Nice double-play grounder there, Marmol. Or it would have been if you had a competent RF behind you.
We’re such good hitters that we spend half of our batting practice time working on our “pretend like you’re getting out of the way” HBP.
Bathe me, I’m filthy.
…made up for the one right down the middle that wasn’t called a strike.
He never uses me.
Why bother showing Derek Lee’s at bat, we have Pat Foley time.
Almost. Damn you Pat. Knock the damn tease shit off!
Glad we got updated on the latest Chicago Wolves going ons – oh, by the way, the Cubs are in first place and playing the team in second place, maybe we could take about that. F@ck the celebrity 7th inning stretch.
Does anyone know what happened to me?
Just got back from that abortion at Soldier Field, checked the box score and checked in for my FYA on the Murton blast. Yay?
Please explain to us why we should give a flying fukk about minor league hockey.
I love it when people post shit like “Hey, whatshisface is hurt” and then disappear. Why even fucking post at all if you’re gonna do a thing like that?
“I was a twister, I’ll tell you that.”
they must have wanted to pwn somebody or something
“I was a twister, I’ll tell you that.”
Apex, the Bears game is still going on. Did you leave after kickoff?
Olsen hurt his knee. Don’t know how serious it is.
Also, I hate the 7th inning interview as much as anybody, but Pat Foley is good times dangit.
Everytime Bob Brenly starts to talk about baseball or talk about the game and the situation, I interrupt him by talking about uniform fashion and the color white. I’m better than this, right? Right?
I left after the Bears collected their first two first downs of the game in the mid-second quarter. As soon as Orton promptly turned it over I’d had enough. I wanted to watch the Cubs.
The crowd gave Griese a nice hand when he came in after the first series. But my-oh-my is he ever awful. Man.
Nice swing on that 0-1 pitch. You dick.
That was some ugly shit right there.
Thanks for overmanaging, Lou.
JS or JG or whoever said that he didn’t: “no he doesn’t”.
Is my recruiting ineptness Rex’s fault?
What is with this shit.
Who got a match?
Ryan Braun needs me. He looks lost.
Apex,
How dare you. Brian Griese is beter than Sid Luckman!
Ryan Dempster is Canadien for “Mitch Williams”.
Bases juiced w/2 in the 9th out and Sunglasses at Night up. 5-3 Cubs.
Suddenly, Brian Gorman has apparently decided to call the outside pitch. Yay for us.
I will kill you if you do not get this guy. I might kill you anyway.
I am Dempsters favorite.
Walked in a run. What a douche.
That’s why you don’t throw me.
I am over.
Crank that shit.
6-4 FC. Game. Over.
2 1/2 lead, Ogdens. Party a little tonight. Not a lot. Just a little.
Go Cubs Go. Go Cubs Gooooo. Hey Chicago whaddaya say? Cubs are gonna win today!
FLY IT, OGDENS!!!
I would never waste a pitch with Dempster on the mound.
That groundout, THAT, on the other hand, is balltitsteaksauce.
Phew.
FREE BCB SHIRTS FOR EVERYONE!!! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM!!!
I am really just a big drama queen. Anybody can come in and go 1-2-3. It takes real balls to load the bases and walk a run in. I am the shiznit.
Hey, remember me? Just saying hi to my brother “steve goodwin”
I know it doesn’t feel like it, but the Cubs have won 3 of their last 4 series.
What it feels like is that they’ve been playing baseball like they’re in quicksand, but I’ll be damned if they somehow keep gaining seperation.
Hey #99-
My–snortle–MONEY ORDER’S in the mail.
I’m REALLY starting to like hearing that song. The highlight to any Cub fans day.
The cubs like winning me.
I should congratulate Tom Goodwin for actually catching the Goodwin/Goodman thing. I have been posting Goodwin for about 2 weeks and no one has said anything. I actually like it for the Good Win. Go Cubs Go.
We knew what you were doing, #106. Do you seriously think most of the Cub fans here don’t know the guy’s last name?
I just figured that with the level of accuracy shown on this site that someone would have called me an idiot long before Tom did.
I figured someone would have called somebody else an idiot for just liking the song. I was afraid to state in public that I liked the song until I saw others come out.
I C What U Did There
Hi, I’m new to Desipio and blonde and have a ultra emo picture of myself! Does anyone want to cam?
Sure, Ivy. Head on over to bleedcubbieblue, they love to cam. Just make sure to send in your money order.
And by the way, I’m surprised Comcast plays the song considering it mentions WGN.
Andy:
WGN via the Trib, owns 25% of Comcast Sports Net. Does that ‘splain it?
It explains why they only play the first 1:17 of it.
What will I look like when Andy’s done upgrading me?
It’s gonna look the same. Only it’s going to work.
Working is an upgrade.