Cut it out, Felix.  You're supposed to try to pull everything, remember?
Cut it out, Felix. You’re supposed to pull everything, remember?

The last two Cubs’ games have shown us something very telling about this year’s team. They just don’t get it. At all. Not a clue.

They’ve got it half right. A 7-0 lead is there to be blown. Get up early, get the fans relaxed then throw it away.

Blowing a pair of two run leads late in an extra inning game is fine. Expected, even. Hey, remember the day Rob Mackowiak became a dad and LaTroy Hawkins got the c-section scars?

But these Cubs did something very weird the last two games. They won them.

What does it tell us about the Cubs? That they’re scrappy? That they never say die? That they can’t hold a lead?

Probably all of those things.

It says a lot about the Pissburgh Pirates, too. They were two bunts away from winning these games. On Monday, Jose Bautista put down a perfect safety squeeze that would have won the game except Brian Bixler (who?) forgot to run home from third. Last night, Derrek Lee made a ludicrous play on a bunt and doubled Nyjer Morgan off second. The ensuing Nate McLouth double would have tied the game at two and then Jason Bay’s homer would have won the game instead of tying it.

Monday’s game was frustrating. The offense kicked it into gear and scored seven runs by the fourth without a homer. Ted Lilly couldn’t hold it and he got some (smoking) crack defensive plays from Ronny Cedeno and E-ramis and the next thing you knew it was 8-7. The game would have ended with that score but for the second time in four days Mark DeRosa punted a grounder that led to (a) late run(s).

An insane 12th inning rally that included five walks and no hits but scored two runs made the difference in that one. (The Cubs NEVER do that. They have it done to them, but they never do it.)

Last night was frustrating for another reason. They couldn’t drive in any runs when they had chances. Well, not until the 14th anyway. They got eight hits off of Zach Duke and only one run.

Kerry Wood blew his first save chance (he’s now 3 of 4) when Jason Bay homered to lead off the ninth. More curious than the result (Bay had no homers or RBI before the at bat) was the pitch selection. Fastball. Fastball. Fastball. Fastball. Homer. Hey, Kerry’s fastball is nice, but mix in a slider. He did to the next three hitters and made them look like little leaguers. Then again, they are the Pirates, they’re used to it.

Certainly, giving up one little homer in April doesn’t mean Kerry should lose his closer job, right? Right?

Fine. I’m going to admit something. I don’t read that many Cubs blogs. I do scan the usual suspects and I do check Hire Jim Essian and Ivy Chat every day. So I’m going to write something about Pollyellon’s blog and it’s sure to fire up those who think I give his milquetoast writing too much attention. Eh, live with it.

Oh, and nice of Len to give credit for Hire Jim Essian to Mike D. by the way. Somewhere Kermit was throwing tapioca pudding at a TV screen last night.

OK, here’s what Yellon wrote about Kerry’s performance last night.

Kerry Wood… not so much. He gave up a homer to the first batter he faced, Jason Bay, tying the game. Does this mean Wood can’t be a closer? Of course not. This kind of thing happens. However, it can’t be happening too much more often; if it does, Lou may have to consider a change. We’re not nearly at that point yet, though.

Heh? Holy crap, what does any of that mean?

Kerry gave up a homer! (First time, ever, I imagine. 10 years and nary a homer allowed until last night.)
Can he not be closer no more? (No!)
Does this kind of thing happen? (Yes! Occasionally, Dennis Eckersley gave one up once in like 1988 or something. It was famous. It was on TV.)
Can this kind of thing be happening too much more often? (No! This kind of thing should never happen!)
If this kind of thing happens Lou must make change? (Yes! Even though Carlos Marmol also gave up a run last night, Lou must change if this kind of thing happens too much more often!)
Are we nearly at this point yet? (No! We are not nearly at this point yet, though this kind of thing can not happen too much more often!)

Ugh. Basically, Al’s freaked out because Kerry’s had four save opportunities and has allowed a run.

Then, El Baldo goes on to say:

Can we stop overreacting to some players’ bad starts now? The Cubs have played eight games. If I believe some of what I read, Felix Pie is absolutely worthless and has to be sent back to the minor leagues never to return.

You can’t judge that off of eight games, only four of which Pie started. With Matt Morris, a righthander who the Cubs have pounded the last couple of years, starting tonight, Pie should be back in the starting lineup. I say you’ve got to give him at least a couple of months before ANY thoughts of a replacement (whether it’s Reed Johnson, who probably shouldn’t be an everyday player anyway, or someone to be acquired) be entertained.

I just don’t know what to say. Kerry, the 10 year MLB veteran, the fastest pitcher to 1,000 strikeouts, he gets the too much more often bullshit, but Felix, a guy with all of 197 big league at bats gets two months of hacking ABs before “ANY” thought be “entertained.” You know what’s not being entertained, Al? Your audience.

Look, I like Felix. I want him to do well. I was happy for him for two reasons last night, 1) because his hit gave the Cubs another two run lead to try to protect and 2) because I wanted him to come through for his own confidence. You could tell by the way he was practically molested near second base during the half-inning that his teammates want him to do well. I was encouraged that Felix stopped trying to pull everything and took a short swing to go with an outside pitch. Nice job. Well played. But it didn’t buy him 60 days of results-free playing time. Holy shit. The Cubs are trying to win a pennant here. It’d be nice if Felix played well enough to be an everyday player, but he doesn’t just get to stand out there in center every day for no reason.

I’ve earned respect from others because of my integrity, and my passion for the Cubs. I take a very professional attitude toward my blog, and that’s probably why it garners the respect that it does around the Internet.

Shame on you.

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!

Speaking of Reed Johnson, you know which of his at bats was most impressive last night? The last one. How about his Craig Biggio like refusal to flinch at the pitch that hit him in the shoulder? Only, unlike the Beege, Reed isn’t padded up like an American Gladiator. (Which one would the Beege be, anyway? I’m thinking Helga:)

The Beege?

He just took one for the team, Ron Stilanovich style. I don’t think he’s got the wheels to play center, at least not in some of the bigger parks (he’s probably fine in Wrigley), but I like the guy. Even if his chin makes you think of Tara Reid trying to get out of a limo.

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