Pitching matchup
Pissburgh
Tom Gorzelanny 3-3, 5.97 ERA
Cubs
Sean Gallagher 0-0, 6.48 ERA
What a couple of shmoes.
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Cubs Live! — Pissburgh at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 5/16
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May 16th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
BRAVE
May 16th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
How’s the visibility?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
How’s the liability?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Shut up Steve
May 16th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
braffeeeeee
we love you jimmy
May 16th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I sell insurance myself. I’m multi-versatile.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Anyone else hoping Gallagher throws a no-no just to squeeze the Marquis de Suc closer to the fringes?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Fantastico !
May 16th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Whats all this about sucking and squeezing?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I don’t know about the visibility, but it sure seems like the wind is howling out.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I am teh balls
May 16th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I’m blowing across, from LF to RF.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
One pitch one run. You’re welcome.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
**** you, Chuck!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
BOOM BITCH!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Where are the left field bleachers?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Nuestra presentacion especial comenzara en breve
Pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadores
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Len just said you either had to be stubborn or stupid to throw me a first pitch fastball. I think I might agree.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I don’t really care abou the reason why, but I’m hoping for a no no.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
was the one who said that about Sori. It was the most animated I’ve heard him about one of the Cubs’ players.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Whelp
May 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I just want to go home. Can I leave now?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Bye bye. 3-0.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
So much for me…
May 16th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Where am I doges?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I’m playing third and the Pirates do this a lot. What other team would move a crappy hitter around the infield to get him more AB’s?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Sori
Dance Fever
MVLee
Pancakes
Soto
RonCe
DeRosa
Not Lassie
Gallagher
May 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Screw Jody Davis and Randy Hundley, I’m gonna be the best Cubs catcher since Gabby Hartnett, ogdenites.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
watch your mouf #28
May 16th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Hey don’t forget about me
May 16th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
So that’s what it’s like to be good…without the juice.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Hey Lou, could you please move Fuku to second and hit me 5th? I’m a monster.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I was an allstar, bitches!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Your kid is annoying as shit. NEXT!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
9 pitches in that at bat? Even my outs are good these days.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
No love for The Baron?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Yeah, somebody said it yesterday I think. But I’m kinda creeped out now when I actually look forward to Ronny Cedeno batting.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Think I can hit it out with guys on base?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
How you like me now?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
FYC!
Also, am I on a rooftop?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
There it is….
May 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Holy. Shit.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
The Cubs are beating Gorzelanny like me.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Am I hallucinating or did I see Don Zimmer on my TV screen?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
5 homers in my last 5 games.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I get a kick out of guys going deep twice.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I love balls deep…er…I mean deep balls…
May 16th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
#45 and #46, you’ve just earned yourself a 24 hour vacation!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
You’ve got a 6 run lead. Throw some f***ing strikes.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Sweet DP.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I love DPs!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
We love Pissburgh!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Who’s complaining about it?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
The hell am I doing in the rooftops?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Tard fans say that I’m the best!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
And we’re right!!
*huffs a shitload of paint*
May 16th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Players. Dugout. Clubhouse.
Tremendous!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
*sob*
May 16th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Bring in Paul Kilgus
May 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Those Podcast studio jokes never get old.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
berkeleycubfan – that was I. I’m loving me some Cendeno ABs lately.
And, yep, still wierd to say it.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Gallagher’s pic on ESPN’s gamecast is awesome.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
looks like lassie is rubbing off on me
May 16th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
63,
I like rubbing up against you.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’m assuming DeRo dove unnecessarily? I’m at work unlike some cocksuckers so I can’t watch or listen.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Please, no ghey jokes. Consider this your warning.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hey!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
enjoy youre bans
May 16th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Pat, I’m still “Not quite 100%”
May 16th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Those aren’t jokes………they are facts.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
They have that here?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
More like accidentally
May 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Slumpin’. Someone get me a blowup doll so I can shove a bat up its ass
May 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
D-Lee I have a rubber fist,will that be ok?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I’m going to do what I can to persuade Govenor Blag to ban gay jokes throughout the entire state. Fun is illegal!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
My inquiry to Kerm about Lassie lore was awesome.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I’ll be your slumpbuster. You can shove a bat up my ass.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Give him a $100 reward and maybe he’ll do it.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Don’t waste me.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
How about a quick rundown for us noobs? Some of us don’t get all the Edmunds/Gay/Lassie jokes
May 16th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
If you ban gay jokes,will i be deported?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
mang
May 16th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
How’s the unnecessarily accidentally visibility capability?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Most people didn’t want the Cubs to sign Edmonds because he’s an ex-Cardinal and now he’s washed-up. I didn’t want him signed for the inevitable flood of gay jokes on Desipio.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Fag.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
We make teh ghey jokes too
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Hey you’re the one that lives near San Francisco.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
If I stop posting,there will be 1 less gay joke here
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Is that you Lassie?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
One big gay joke.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
When your team plays so close to Boystown, well you can’t help but get all gay about it.
Plus they play YMCA when the other team takes out their pitcher. Gay.
And that Steve Goodman song? Gay gay gay gay gay GAY!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
A staple of serious baseball discussion
May 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Am I too tired to smash watermelons?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I’m wearing down
May 16th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Sean is so sweet. He can drive a car himself?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Seconded…explanation for the sullivans and morans of the board, por favor.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
One in the same?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I was that to LaRoche
May 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Seriously, it’s absurd how people over here at Desipio are obsessed with NSBB. It’s not as if you people are any funnier.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Who gives a flying f$&%. What’s going on in the game?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I’m a douche who picks on 12 year olds. Abuck and I are the “tough” guys of NSBB
May 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Got beef?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Just got a 4-6-3 to get out of the inning. Pirates scored one on a Nady single to drive in McLouth
May 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
are an angry place
May 16th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
6 innings. 1 run.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
6 IP, 1 ER, 3 SO, 3 BB. I could live with that from a fifth starter. Nice game by the rook.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Sweet!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Pretty solid the last two starts. He might be a keeper.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Cubs up 6-1 after 6. Gallagher looking strong. Don’t know if he’ll start the 7th as Howry was up in the ‘pen.
Marquis has been put on notice.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
The Bucs were hot and the wind was blowing out. All and all, I’ll take it
May 16th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Leaves the yard. 7-1
May 16th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I just got that run back for us.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I’ll be taking that run back, thank you.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Got that run back quickly enough
May 16th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
So the dive didn’t hurt him.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Time to pinch-hit, Mang
May 16th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I’m going yard today too.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I am pinch hitting, I believe, because Lou is anticipating switching out some fielders towards the end of the game, and he wants to preserve that option.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I’m going to miss Gallagher’s mug on my ESPN Gamecast the rest of the day.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
You’re taking the kid out after only 91 pitches? He’s got AT LEAST another 40 left in him, Lou. What are you thinking?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I just made a nice diving grab
May 16th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
When do I return again?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Lassie is coming over tonight. We are going roast smores and then he’s going to shove a rubber fist up my ass. Great times are comin’!!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
What the hell?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I’m going to have more wins than Dick Canyon.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Should be—
Zambrano
Lilly
Dempster
Hill
Gallagher
May 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Love my singing.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
125,
What am I? Chopped liver?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Briggs was pretty bad.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Len, Bob, where’s my car?
Actually, it would’ve been hilarious if I would’ve asked for a ride after the game and said I left my car on the Dan Ryan.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I can chop your liver, Jason. Along with everything else.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I will be warm and back on my game by the second half of the season, or approximately the time when Marquis will crash and burn. This is called perfect timing, as my arm will be relatively fresh for a run.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
No, chopped liver actually provides entertainment for some people.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Lance should have had his kids back him up– of couse the booth might had fallen.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
The only thing running with Dickless Mountain is in his pants.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
No, you’re horseshit, Marquis.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I’m not feeling any love here.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
come see me # 136
May 16th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
137,
Your offer doesn’t sound kosher.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I am Jason Bays’ double.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Time to suck it up!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Does that sign say Degeneres and Pond-DeRosa are planning to marry?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I lead to trouble.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Where am I?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Well,I got the suck part right
May 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I didn’t want Gorzelanny to feel bad.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Calm down. I got this.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
And if Marmol doesn’t, I got this.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I’m going to have the Tommy John’s disease by July.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I’ve only pitched 26 innings thus, and hopefully I won’t be pitching today. I’ll be fine.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Don’t give this game to me unless you want to lose guys!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
It’s time for the Woody Train! Whoo whoo!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
love those
May 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
You can get down off the ledge now, you sissies.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
150, I got you a gift. A rock that says “Suck it”.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Nice call.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Hey 149, even if I don’t pitch today, I’m on pace for 80 appearances and 104 innings. That’s not fine.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
150 – You based that on… what, exactly?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Flappity flap… Hey, I’m getting tired spending all this time outside.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
His ability to walk batters, hit batters, hang curve balls, leave fast balls belt high and the games he has cost us this year.
Is that good enough reason you douche?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Douche? Really? That hurts, man.
And check the walk batters. He has 4 walks in 21 2/3 innings of work. That’s ******* good.
And this is 8 appearances without a loss or blown save. Step into reality.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Someone forget their Xanax this morning?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
159. Would you rather have me?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Or would you rather have me?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Or me? Or at least my non-TV hitting hand?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Hell yes, #163! Think of what you could do with those extra fingers!
May 16th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Classico
May 16th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I’m available. Seriously, call me right now. Me and Todd Bridges can be at your house.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
At the risk of taking a risk, I “only” gave up four runs the other night ogdens. Had we opened up a can like today and had 6 runs going into the third, you may have been talking about how good an outting I had.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
That’s probably a stretch, du Suc, because whenever you are spotted a lead, you manage to pitch like a complete idiot until you’ve coughed it up.
Giving up four runs to the Padres is like giving up eight or nine to a normal team.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
geh
May 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
No content today- or yesterday, or the day before for that matter.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Hello Flori-duh.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Hey Jock, how’s the visibility down there?