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Cubs Live! — Rockies at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 5/29

Posted on 30 May 2008 by Andy

I'm the meat!

Pitching matchup

Rockies: Aaron Cook 7-3, 2.82 ERA
Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 5-4, 5.23 ERA

162 Comments For This Post

  1. Best. Picture. Ever. Says:

    There are… no words…

  2. OMG Says:

    …or my reaction to that picture.

  3. *IAN Says:

    I hate Jim Edmonds so much.

  4. Cap'n Obvious Says:

    Note how niether of Lassie’s hands are vidsible in this pic. That’s because they are groping the arses of Alf and Fuko. At least Fuko gets the glove.

  5. First Pitch Says:

    I’m at 1:40 now.

  6. Cap'n Obvious Says:

    Note how niether of Lassie’s hands are visible in this pic. That’s because they are groping the arses of Alf and Fuko. At least Fuko gets the glove.

  7. Lassie Says:

    Back in there and batting 6th. Anyone want to take bets this is my last weekend in a Cub uniform?

  8. 7 Says:

    With Lou saying he doesn’t want to move Fukudome to CF, I have a hard time seeing them dump Lassie so soon–unless we sign Lofton or bring up Felix PA.

  9. Lineups Says:

    Rocks:

    Taveras CF
    Herrera 2B
    Spilborghs LF
    Atkins 3B
    Helton 1B
    Iannetta C
    (Not Dusty) Baker RF
    Quintanilla SS
    Cook P

    Cubs

    Alf LF
    Joe Dirt 2B
    D-Lee 1B
    Soto C
    Fuk RF
    Lassie CF
    DeRo 3B
    Ron Ce SS
    TRL P

  10. Mike D. Says:

    Bad thing about being sick: the pain one encounters when he comes in contact with anything.

    Good thing about being sick: Sitting in my boxers and watching the Cubs. W00T!

  11. Mike D. Says:

    The thing about that picture is that it was first presented by Andy in a thread he had already started about what is gayer than Len’s hat. It was as if Dolan planned it, because that picture win any contest. Ever.

  12. Wile E. Tavaras Says:

    I’m pretty fast.

  13. Let me be blunt Says:

    My new office lacks the capabilities for Gamecast, and I have no radio…I need more descriptive terms of who is on and such.

  14. Play by Play Says:

    Taveras on first on a bunt single

  15. Play by Play Says:

    Harris singles. Taveras to 3rd. Runners on 1st and 3rd, no outs. Great start by Lilly.

    /sarcasm

  16. Mike D. Says:

    Allow me, #13. Tavars led off with a bunt single. Herrera had about a 10 pitch at-bat before lining one to right center, where jimmy so slowly reachef the ball (Brenely actually called him “lackadaisical”), Tavarez–who had not been running with the pitch, took third, and Jimmy’s 7 hopthrow didn’t get him. First and third none out.

  17. Mike D. Says:

    Spillborough lined to DeRo at third, Atkins popped out to Fuku–so shallow that Tavaras had to hold.

  18. Mike D. Says:

    Helton goes yard. 3-0. G’uh.

  19. Lester Strode Says:

    I am today’s pitching coach.

  20. Lilly Says:

    I got nothing

  21. Ted Lilly Says:

    The fact that you’re paying me a visit in the first inning is not a good dign, Lester.

  22. Ted Lilly Says:

    Or sign.

    I’m really not good today. 4-0 Rox and I’ve got 2 guys out.

  23. Lilly Says:

    I’ve got junk. It won’t be long now before I visit the DL

  24. Lester Strode Says:

    Who?

  25. Lieber Says:

    Warming up as quick as I can.

  26. Jon Lieber Says:

    Warming up already? Good thing Lou didn’t pitch me in the 9th last night. I may need to pitch a lot today.

  27. Mike D. Says:

    Lilly nearly escapes a first and third, no-out situation, but then gives up a HR, a double, a double, and a screaming line out.

    4-0 Rox. Cubs yet to bat.

  28. Usual gamecasters Says:

    Down 4-0? DOOOOOOOM!!!11!!!!

  29. Mike D. Says:

    You’ll know it’s the Cubs year–and not Colorado’s–if the Cubs do come back. Cook’s one of the few bright spots in the gleaming turd that the defending World Champion Rockies will be remembered as.

    I’m gonna go fix me up some 1984 Kool Aid and see how it plays out.

  30. Forfeit Says:

    No A-Ram. No Riot. Rockies’ “ace” going. Might as well sit D-Lee and Fukudome, too.

  31. Geo Soto Says:

    What would you ogdens say a year ago if you were told this team would be 12 over .500 on May 29th and I’d be batting cleanup?

    I thought so.

  32. Ron Santo Says:

    Why is the Second-baseMAN playing right behind 2nd?

  33. Schedule Says:

    Better hope to win on Saturday and Sunday, because the Fowl get to fatten up on Pittsburgh this weekend.

  34. Mike D. Says:

    Lee delivers a two-out infield hit off of Cook, Soto hits a screamer to second. 4-0.

    If Lilly can settle down, the Cubs may be able to chip away at Colorado’s “ace”.

  35. Ron's answer Says:

    Because unless Geo is trying to hit a Sac Fly, he tends to try to yank everything, thus they play him to pull.

  36. Willy Tavares Says:

    I’m getting 9 ABs this game, bitches.

  37. Mike D. Says:

    I’m sensing a lot of panicking sallies here (#30, 33).

    It was as if comment #28 summoned them.

  38. Helton's HR Says:

    Was wind aided, but Lilly’s had junk his last 2 starts.

  39. Steve Rosendouche Says:

    Wins against the NL WORST don’t count. Anybody know how to get this penis off my face?

  40. Mike D. Says:

    Pop out, strikeout, fly out. 1-2-3 for Freezerheads.

    Remains 4-0 going into the bottom of the second.

  41. The Real RonnyCe Says:

    is back.

  42. Mike D. Says:

    DeRosa reaches ona two out error that Jeff Baker “Soriano”‘s, but Cedeno can’t drive him in.

    4-0 after 2.

  43. Mike D. Says:

    You’re a retard, #41. Do us a favor and jump, you sad, miserable sack.

  44. butthead Says:

    Soriano and Edmonds just pulled a Baker

  45. 44 Says:

    They hit out of order?

  46. Today's Gamecast Says:

    is about as good as the game right now.

  47. 6-0 Says:

    Game over, doges. See ya next time.

  48. Lilly's getting knocked around Says:

    like Edmonds in Boy’s Town.

  49. Afternoon Game Says:

    Can’t win em’ all.

  50. TRL Says:

    I’m going to kill somebody. Really. Then I’m going to chop him up in little pieces and make Fontenot eat it.

  51. Larry Rothschild Says:

    See, I’m not so bad after all.

  52. Mike D. Says:

    Edmonds “Baker”‘s a fly ball, catches the next for the second out, and then Lilly again falls apart. Homer, Double, single.

    7-0 Rox, after 2 1/2.

  53. Lou Says:

    I wish he’d let Lilly take the beating today.

  54. ARRGGHHHH Says:

    I wish this team would just walk off the field and never come back. I’d sooner be a White Sox fan than deal with this. When’s the last time they quit like this team? Ozzie wouldn’t let them. Lou’s a big teddy bear now, though. It just makes me sick.

  55. 54. Says:

    Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole.

  56. #54 Says:

    You have to got to be phucking kidding.

  57. #54 Says:

    Kinda sounds like you ARE a White Sox fan… Quit trollin.

  58. Ted Lilly Says:

    I’ve been even worse than Marquis this year.

  59. Jason Marquee Says:

    No you haven’t. I’m seven kinds of suck.

  60. Chicago Cubs Says:

    It’s absolutely amazing we’re as good as we are with one reliable starter.

    No, I still don’t trust Dempster.

  61. Mike D. Says:

    Lieber in relief of Lilly, gives up a two-out HR to Spilborough. Gets the third out.

    8-0.

  62. Lucifer the Red Says:

    To paraphrase my hero H. Simpson:

    “Mmmmmmmm……..Pirates………makin’ me hungry…….”

    C’mon, Desipiots, you know you wanna come over to the dark side and be a Feathered Fowl Fan. If it’s too big a jump, try being a Sox fan…..it’s just one step on your “eventual journey south.” Do not fear…..

    Bwahahahahahahaha……

    Lucifer,
    Your favorite renegade Satanic Fowl Friend

  63. Second Out Says:

    All of Colorado’s runs have been scored after me.

  64. Mike D. Says:

    Lee singles. With one out, Fukkake walks. Edmonds singles. DeRo Sac Fly. Ronny grounds out.

    8-1 after 4.

  65. Cap'n Obvious Says:

    Edmonds mixed in a hit? Really? For real? What’d that look like?

  66. Mike D. Says:

    Edmonds’s was actually legit. A liner to right-center.

    Rockies again score with two outs when, after Jeff baker’s third double of the day, Quintanilla hits a smash that Cedeno can’t pick, but worse, allows the ball to get by him, which allows Baker to wheel around and score.

    9-1, bottom 5th.

  67. Mike D. Says:

    Lieber pitches around a 1 out triple to keep the Rox off the board for only the second time since the 2nd inning.

    9-1, bottom 6th.

  68. berkeleycubfan Says:

    Back, back, back…HEY HEY!!!

  69. Lassie Says:

    Just earned a spot until the All-Star break.

  70. Lieber Says:

    Why was I batting there?

  71. Mike D. Says:

    Hoffpauer leads off with a double, Fukkake goes yard (FYC!), Edmonds hit his first homer as a Cub. DeRo and Cedeno ground out, Liever–still in the game–strikes out looking.

    9-4 Rox after 6.

    Anyone up for

  72. Mike D. Says:

    Excuse me.

    Anyone up for a trip down memory lane?

    http://www.sports-library.com/index.php/Cubs_1989_Season-Game_132

  73. The 7th Inning Says:

    Has been good for the cubs lately. Dare I hope? Dare I dream?

  74. #54 Says:

    You’re a big prick.

  75. *IAN Says:

    HOFF POWER!

  76. #72 Says:

    If they pull that off today…..sheeeeeit

  77. Mike D. Says:

    With 2 outs, Jeff Baker hits his fourth double of the game. That’s the end of Liever’s day. Eyre comes in to face Quesadilla, and strikes him out.

    Hull, Mikita and Esposition to sing the 7th inning stretch. 9-4 Rockies.

  78. Hull Says:

    Pulled a Ditka, he was done with the stretch, when everyone else was singing “root, root, root for the Cubbies.”

  79. Hank WHITE Says:

    HANK KILLS THE COOK, WITH THE BAT IN WRIGLEY

  80. berkeleycubfan Says:

    Awwwe. Shit, this is getting very interesting.

  81. Mike D. Says:

    With one out, Fontenot singles, and HANK WHITE gets on the board for the first time this year, 2-run shot. HOFF POWER singles on the first pitch and that marks the end of the day for Cook.

    Corpas enters the game in relief of Cook, Fukkake singles. First and third, one out and the tying run is at the plate.

  82. Lou Says:

    This current lineup seems to be working. Maybe I’ll put them out there like this tomorrow.

  83. Jim Edmonds Says:

    I am so grounding into a double play here

  84. If Says:

    Lassie hits a three run bomb here Andy will need to put that gay picture of him on every Gamecast from here on out

  85. Edmonds Says:

    Holy balls.

  86. JIM EDMONDS Says:

    WHERE ARE YOU?

  87. LoneStarCubFan Says:

    I feel so dirty rooting for Edmonds.

  88. Holy Crap!!! Says:

    Is this really happening???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. berkeleycubfan Says:

    Get the **** outta here!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. POLLYELLON Says:

    MUST BE TAKING A LONG LEAK

  91. #87 Says:

    Kinda like a who-rah with crabs dirty?

  92. DEROSSAA Says:

    YEAHHASDKIFHAS

  93. BC Says:

    I don’t believe it… WOW!!!

  94. Is there a tornado at wrigley Says:

    Cause the ball has been flying out. A lot.

  95. butthead Says:

    holy shit

  96. Mark DeRosa Says:

    Blog This, bee-otches!!!!

  97. berkeleycubfan Says:

    Holymotheroffuckinggod!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. What. The. Balls? Says:

    This is insane

  99. Daaaaaaaamn! Says:

    Mike D. called it. ******’ A!

  100. LoneStarCubFan Says:

    Suck it Colorado.

  101. J Rod Says:

    Ho. ly. Crap.

  102. MSW Says:

    I step away from the computer for 10 minutes and…and…THIS happens! Holy Shidt.

  103. What the fuck Says:

    Mike D picked a good day to be home sick.

  104. Lance Dickson's Arm Says:

    Holy shit…we have a game!

    Been working all day…can any of you douches recap why was Lee was lifted??

  105. Mike D. Says:

    Corpas gives up a single to Fukkake and then Edmonds hits a double to rigth center that Tavares seemed stuck into the earth on…Derosa homers…

    Corpas done for the day without retiring a batter.

    Believe it folks. Cubs up 10-9. 7th inning still going on.

  106. Mexico City Chulupa Cake Says:

    i love it when len breaks out the peter brady voice changing yell.

  107. *IAN Says:

    What happened, fellas?

  108. butthead Says:

    yeah there’s a tornado at Wrigley and if they win this, I’m going to climax right into the vortex. no gay stuff though.

  109. BC Says:

    I only kept listening to the game because the wind was blowing out and, well, I had nothing better to do. I did NOT expect this.

  110. Scoreboard keeper Says:

    My arms are tired. I haven’t moved this many numbers in years.

  111. Lance Says:

    Lou was thinking about giving him Sunday off anyway. We were down 9-1, it looked like the right call at the time.

  112. J Rod Says:

    Best part about this so far? Hank has a HR.

  113. dying_diehard Says:

    Excellent call #73

  114. Marmol Says:

    My time is now

  115. Lou (to Marmol) Says:

    Get that sick slider warmed up again.

  116. Mike D. Says:

    Cedeno hits his 567th groundout of the day off of Jason Grilli, who then strikes out Maqruis to end the inning.

    After 7, it’s 10-9 Cubs.

  117. Marmol and Woody are next... Says:

    Feeling good about this game, folks.

  118. *IAN Says:

    Wow. I’m gonna go home and pile drive the missus.

  119. Marmol Says:

    My slider is just silly

  120. filthy Says:

    marmol is me

  121. Lou Says:

    I really think it’s the best slider in baseball. I really do.

  122. Carlos Marmol Says:

    I need a bath.

  123. Pollyellon Says:

    You can thanks me bladder, boys!

  124. Mike D. Says:

    Marmol in the 8th inning:

    Strikeout looking
    Strikeout looking
    Strikeout looking

    To quote Dave Otto…just filthy.

    10-9 Cubs, bottom 8.

  125. Filthy Says:

    doesn’t even begin to describe the Marmot today.

    Struck out the side on 10 muthafuckin’ pitches!

  126. Marmol Says:

    Do I go two? Mr. Wood has gone 4 days in a row.

  127. Lance Dickson's Arm Says:

    Thanks #111.

  128. Bobby Hull Says:

    I think I can take credit for this, right?

  129. BC Says:

    Did anyone else feel a little weird when Hughes was talking about knees jiggling?

  130. Woody Says:

    I’m up in the pen.

  131. Derrek Lee, Aramis Ramirez, and Geovany Soto Says:

    Anyone notice that our service wasn’t needed today?

  132. Mike D. Says:

    Soriano taps out to the catcher, Fontenot grounds out sharply to Helton at first, Blanco singles, HOFF POWER strikes out swinging. No Geico insurance runs.

    Kerry Wood on in the 9th for the Save. Cubs up 10-9.

  133. BC Says:

    Fasten.

    Those.

    Seatbelts.

    For Cub fans, those three words strike a unique combination of excitement and fear… It means the Cubs are winning but it’s damn close.

  134. Wood Says:

    Uh oh.

  135. Jim Edmonds Says:

    Ahh, can’t wait to watch this video after the game’s over. I earned it today, female doges!

  136. Sports Guy Says:

    Too bad there’s not a website you can go to and bet on two Rockies runs scoring in the ninth.

  137. Strike Says:

    Mix in one of me

  138. Kerry Wood Says:

    Have I hit a batter yet?

  139. Double Play Says:

    I’m a pitcher’s best friend!

  140. Rick Monday Says:

    Pigeon, Thanks for the play-by-play. Call me at work.

  141. DP Says:

    I’m Lassie’s best friend, too

  142. Wood Says:

    I always make it interesting.

  143. Ballgame Says:

    I’m over bitches!

  144. Kerry Wood Says:

    The reverse jinx works!

  145. Mike D. Says:

    Wood walks Spilboroughs to lead off. Wood goes 3-0 on Atkins before throwing a strike and getting a lineout to second, Spilborough doubled off for inexplicably heading to second. Helton pops out to right.

    10-9 Cubs WIN. After being down 9-1 at one point, all i can say is…******* ridiculous.

  146. BC Says:

    Now that was some good shit.

  147. berkeleycubfan Says:

    Life is good.

  148. #141 Says:

    …is our Friday clubhouse leader for Post of the Weekend.

  149. Why do they call Edmonds Lassie? Says:

    Above. I really want to know, someone tell me.

  150. Reuschel's Jowls Says:

    I’m going to go purchase the largest beer I can find. Holy. Crap.

  151. Jim Edmonds Says:

    I molest collies. I have since 2002. That and Andy had convinced his Cardinal-fan friend that I had the night off one night in San Francisco because I had to go down to Orange County and re-register as a sex offender.

  152. Al Czervik Says:

    Why do I have to earn a living in a way that I miss THIS game? I saw it at 8-0 and then it’s 10-9. Unreal

  153. Cap'n Obvious Says:

    so I just got off a 2 hour conference call, and see that Edmonds splooged all over himself today for a change. Wasn’t even thinking about the game…figured it was over at 7-1. As much as I can’t stand the puppy-raper, I gotta say, I don’t mind him driving in 3 runs and clutching up every so often. If I’ve got to look at his Vitalis bottle looking ass, the least he could do is go off once or twice a month and help the Cubs pick up the odd “W” Fly your flags Ogdens.

  154. #54 Says:

    I wish this team would just walk off the field and never come back. I’d sooner be a White Sox fan than deal with this. When’s the last time they quit like this team? Ozzie wouldn’t let them. Lou’s a big teddy bear now, though. It just makes me sick.

  155. Need Money Says:

    I bet five bucks Lassie would be cut by June 30. Damn

  156. Hank White Says:

    SLEEPY MY LEFT ASS!!! KICK START THE -O Meter ya fart sacks!

  157. Gil Says:

    You think you’re excited, feel these nipples!

  158. Andy Says:

    I was doing yard work and listening to the game, trying not to cut my throat with a spade when it was 9-1. Decided I needed to go to the Farm and Barn, loaded the dog up in the car and headed for the store. Heard the Fukkake and Lassie homers and Ron and Tony Esposito trying to remember all the times they got drunk in the ’60s and screwed each others wives. Came out of the store in time to hear Hank go yard, before we even got home it was 10-9. I almost didn’t get out of the car for fear I would jinx them. But shit, I had to SEE it.

    We’re a year removed from Carlos beating up Barrett, right? You know what the Cubs record is in the last 162? 96-66.

    Holy crap.

  159. Mike D. Says:

    #154

    Re: #54–pretty sure that was a “mock” ledge jumper.

    Let’s not forget Johnny Liebs–the wind was howling out and, while he gave up a couple runs, kept them in the game.

    Kinda cool to win a game that started with Ramirez on the bench and had Lee and Soto joining him by the 5th inning. Blanco replaced Lee and Hoffpauer replaced Soto, and went a combined 4-5 with 3 runs scored.

    ¡Viva Hank White!

  160. beebe Says:

    wow i cant belive they did that…
    playing like a team… i love it

  161. theHawk Says:

    Wow. Anyone got a tape of this game? I got on a plane and watched the score go to 4-0,then 8-0 then time to turn off the phone. Didn’t check the score until I got to the hotel checkin line when it was 10-9 and I ‘watched’ woody in the 9th

    The hotel is the Adams Mark- St Louis. This win even makes St Louis bearable.

  162. Irregular Joe Says:

    Had to abandon the cast for my commute home with Pat and Ron after following Mike D’s link to memory lane. Liking the posts from previously silent fans of Cubs Live!

    Hell of a call and terrific play-by-play, Mike D.





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