Pitching matchup: Reds: Fabio Arroyo 6-7, 5.82 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 9-5, 4.47 ERA
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Posted on 10 July 2008 by Andy
Pitching matchup: Reds: Fabio Arroyo 6-7, 5.82 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 9-5, 4.47 ERA
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Phillies up on the evil satanic red fowl, 2-0.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I just hope the Cubs can tread water until Rich Hill returns to save them.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I read this site, so be careful what you say.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I’m adding a creepy ambiance to todays game.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Rank the following pitchers in terms of # of starts after the All-Star Break:
Rich Hill
Rich Harden
Jason Marquis
Sean Marshall
Chad Gaudin
and if you really want to go crazy,
Sean Gallagher.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I’ve given up three stolen bases to the first two hitters today.
I’m awesome.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
we’re running on Rivera, 2 stolen bases in the first inning
July 10th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Nobody’s going to make any jokes at my expense? Put me in the game. Those guys should be running on me.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
“Adam Dunn in left field… he might as well take his bat out there with him, the glove isn’t doing him any good.”
I am awesome.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
i was a ball
July 10th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Hit and run with Lee, delightful.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I’m the man
July 10th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
“Dunn did not get there quickly” -Ronnie
Does Dunn get anywhere quickly!?
July 10th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
The buffet line
July 10th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
The front of the line at Old Country Buffet!!
July 10th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I don’t think it will be the LAST home run either Ronnie
July 10th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Left fielders should be known for defense.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I’m like Eddie Gaedel with power
July 10th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I’m like Merry but with the One Ring.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
F*#% Giambi’s stache.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Suck it!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
i am awesome
July 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I’m like 2-2 with a R and 2 RBI
July 10th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Here I come
July 10th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Man do I deserve a beating.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
did it look as close to being a HR on tv as it did on gamecast?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Looked pretty close live 26 and nearly blew over the RF’s head.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
RBI bitches
July 10th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Well, **** me. How’d that get out?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I look like the #4 pitcher that I suddenly am.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Rich Hill wouldn’t have done that!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I was released today.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
But Griffey’s glove just isn’t any good anymore.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I was released because I suck
July 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Four runs won’t win me.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I’m done
July 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Lou, why are you bringing in that spare Wuertz?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
The Reds hit us at Wrigley when it’s windy..
I mean, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!11
July 10th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Let’s see what I can **** with next.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I have become a Douche…
July 10th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Maybe I’m pitching to keep my spot in the bullpen.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Why me? Isn’t that why Gaudin and Lieber are in the pen?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
But I’m a nine-game winning douche.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I am the suck.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I am so hitting a granny off this ****.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
If you do, #45, only two of the runs will be charged to me! WHEEEE!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Ok, maybe I’m not.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
We’re shitty.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
(snoring)…Wha? Oh…huh? Where’s my glove? OK…uh, Wuertz’s got it…Cool…(resumes snoring)
July 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
My forearm hurts.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
You’re a pussy Harang. Hank Aaron would pitch through that pain.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Not right now Cornrroyo!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I’m on the DL.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Seattle is giving me $14 million to go away.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Senor Piniella, you are overworking my compadre, Geovany Soto. Give the man a day off, vato.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Earn-it business…Dude…clogging up the bases…Hank Aaron…weather…Neifi…when I played…
July 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Lead off walk for me.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I have always been and always will be a douche…
July 10th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Much like rainy days and Mondays, they always get me down.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
We are the suck and Arroyo won’t go nine.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I am a douche bag deluxe!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’ve always thought HOT WEATHER was something you EARNED, not something you would CLOG. But when I bought a NEIFI, I knew FISHING would be what HANK AARON and THE MEDIA told everyone about. You may as well put it on a RODAN.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Murton tells me the slumpbusters are easy to find in Des Moines.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Seriously, Lou. This game is still within reach, but won’t be for long if Wuertz stays in. Get Gaudin in there NOW!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Mike, you can pitch out of us. You’ll be our best guy.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Wuertz can be on me or under me, I don’t care which.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I will now do my Steve Trachsel Human Rain Delay impersonation
July 10th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I want to cut Dusty’s balls off
July 10th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Griffey just made me happen
July 10th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
My work here is done.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Wait, all three of those runs are charged to ME? That’s not how it’s supposed to work.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Jesus Christ Lou, I’m ******* ready!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I am the living embodiment of shitty.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
This ******’s going to land in Grand Rapids.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
It’s not Wuertz’s fault! Lou needs to use him more often.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Remember to bring some change Michael.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Jason Marquis v. Mike Wuertz for last man on the pitching staff?
There are no winners here.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
For the east-west tollway
July 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Wow… we got an out. This is some pretty exciting stuff.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Looks like we’re gonna get some playing time today
July 10th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I’m a raging alcoholic … at least I have reason to be drinking tonight!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Lou is leaving Wuertz out to me.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
maybe if lou let me pitch more than once every two weeks, I’d be a little sharper out there
July 10th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Welcome back Mike! You want the $5.99 chicken florentine again?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Do I get charged for that run too?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Lord, we are a bunch of annoying ****ers.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
You’re lucky I don’t kill you with my bare hands.
Lou
July 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I feel like you are soda popinski. “I’ve been drinking… so I’m gonna walk all over you!”
July 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Wheeee!! A strikeout!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I might not be pitching because of how I did in my last start against these Reds.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
eight runs won’t win me.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
But why the **** am I not pitching?
Sincerely,
Chad Gaudin
July 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
How Lou has always had faith in this douche! I never liked the guy! He always ALWAYS shit’s the bed!!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Leadoff double
July 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Nice jimmy. Making Bronson arroyo realize he can’t bring that weak breaking ball shit back in here. Now lets hope everyone can follow suit.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
11 runs won’t win me. Ok, maybe it will.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I had better get grilled in the post-game presser for this Wuertz situation today. No damn reason he should have stayed in that long. Goddamn it, Lieber and Gaudin are out there, the break is in three days, and your starters on Saturday and Sunday should be able to go 6-7 innings. After today, you get Cain and Lincecum throwing against us again, and you’re looking at a 3-3 homestand against two shitty teams.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
C’mon DeRo – let’s get some back
July 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I’m on deck
July 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I’m like a less buff Kyle Farnsworth
July 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
1st, read #90
2nd, look up Lieber’s splits vs LHB
3rd, take about 250 oxycontins and a big swig of scotch
July 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
So I’m short one bat on the bench so I could use Wuertz? What the **** was I thinking?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Little Lord Fontenot has been on fire since San Fran… BALCO anyone?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
but just as smart #100.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Suck it Arroyo. 8-5 now.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Suck it, detractors.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
See, see? Cajuns can play this game. Put my ass in Lou.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Fontenot’s new nickname.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Never has one player been so villified for a performance in ONE GAME!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Why am I still in Des Moines?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
We lose, 4-1.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
That’s generally what happens when you give up a homer to every guy on the opposing team, along with the pitching coach, usher and two old ladies sitting in the fourth row… people tend to remember it.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
We lost but we’re still the best fans in baseball.
Double treats for everybody!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
JOn, you were bonerific in ‘01. I’d just prefer you pitching against the giants these days … wrigley + LHBs = not good for you.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…
July 10th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
****, that didn’t work. 9-3 now.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
so… prayers for rain? Then again, it is the reds and their pen…
July 10th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Nine runs…ahhhhhhh, **** it.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
What the **** Lou? Seriously?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
You suck Lieber.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Shit Lou, you should have left me in there. I could have done this.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Mr. Wuertz welcome, you can move into the Remlinger suite if you like
July 10th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Chill. Do we even know how much he pitched this week?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
VICTORY!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
it doesn’t matter how much i’ve pitched lately…once you move to the NL everything starts over from zero
July 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
how do you say “quit bailing out of the box” in japanese?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Man, if we pick Neifi up we might be able to catch these guys after the break.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I don’t know but in St. Louisian, it is “Get A Brain! Moran”
July 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I’m here. Too bad it’s already a complete game.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Jon Lieber throwing filth!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
wow… VORP donkey angry
July 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
that went a long ******* way
July 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I just hit a building across the street. 10-5 now.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
crooked number time.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I only gave up four.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Watching the Cubs get their ass kicked is fung, mang! Northside culos, caramba!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If I kill Lieber AND Wuertz I can bring up two hitters.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
None of this is my fault.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Which is why I haven’t bothered to make one ******* trip out to the mound.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Man, I should take Arroyo out now. The pen will hold this.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
CLOGGERS!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
This is all Lou’s fault. ALL LOU’S FAULT!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Iz gunna DO this guyz… LOLERSKATES!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Take a strike…Take a strike…Take a strike…
July 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Wow… thank god it’s the reds.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
and a run 10-6 now.
2nd and 3rd nobody out. Dance Fever up.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
That felt big
July 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
You make no sense. Every here is now just a bit more stupid from reading your nonsense. Please walk on to oncoming traffic for the sake of the world.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I’ll take the run… but that should have been bigger.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Suck ass. There’s always a chance!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I guess I didn’t get to second on that throw. Double play but a run scores.
10-7
July 10th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I meant that for #143. My mind was still trying to get back together from reading that garbage.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I was mocking #40. I actually agree with you. Lilly’s not a douche.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
43 or 143?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
We got this. My pen is lights out.
Where’s Darren?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I think the verizon commercial with the “crab grass” lady would be so much better if the “here me now” could just cap her in the face halfway through it.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I was making fun of 40.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I’m in. Hopefully in time to get my first cubs win
July 10th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Oh shit, I’m in now.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
GAUDIN-I! making magic happen on the mound.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Yes, I realize just how stupid that statement was, but i couldnt stop myself from submitting it.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Sometimes you have a bad bullpen day? Jesus… make it stop
July 10th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
How’s that for my Cubs debut!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Maybe I suck too. 11-7 now.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Lou, put me in! Oh, shit.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
So tell me about this place you call Iowa?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I only gave up four runs.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
How’s it going, guys?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Or not. Maybe I will just add to the carnival of suck today, just to be one of the guys.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I told you incessant, annoying ***** that I wasn’t Sandy Koufax, but you had to keep bitching about putting me in the game.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
ESPN Gamecast has me all blue. But these Cubs pitchers really are making magic happen.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
To be fair, it’s not everyday that you see the likes of Cody Ross in the American League.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
What’s wrong with the Cubs? This team is doomed, DOOMED.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Check out those stretch singers.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I have two home runs today? Me? Holy shit!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Are we more annoying than Local Guy?
We think we are.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Who let Chip Caray in the booth to sing the stretch?!??!?!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
But when are they really going to put me IN this game?!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
definitely. get rid of these “celeb” singers already.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
2nd place, WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Oh of course Gaudin sucks when you put me in a game like this one.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
American girls originated near Milwaukee… they’re spies!!!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
yeah, well we’re better fans! So nyah nyah nyah
July 10th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Nothing to add. Just wanted to make sure my name made an appearance.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Did someone say Dick Pole?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Wow… helluva at bat
July 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I’m making this ****** work!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
All freaking star!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Apparently I’m not blowing out anymore.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Time to part ways with me while I actually did this team some good.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
well… teh good news is we still are facing the Reds…
July 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I gave up one hit yesterday, you ass clowns gave up 15! What the hell?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Dad… its time… we want you to boink some random chick… try this hair coloring.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
If we hadn’t pitched we’d be ahead now.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Can i come in a **** too?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
If I’d never been born, the Cubs would be 2003 World Champions.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Nice to see Cubs pitching not give up a run in an inning
July 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
1-2-3 bitches.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Bro dudes, if I had never been born, the Cubs would have been 2003 World Series champions.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Time for my secret weapon… the double switch!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Shit just happens when I bat.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I only blow out when the Reds are up.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Wind wasn’t blowing out then. Votto must have hit it into the suck.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I totally polluted the mound today. 12-7
July 10th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Don’t worry Michael. You just need a little rest. A nice long dirt nap..I mean nap.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Sucked today. As well as all the kids out of school polluting Desipio today.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Hey Muskrat, when was the last time the Cubs had at least 5 pitchers in a game and they all gave up dingers?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Well this sucked. But they still won the series. People need to remember that.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
#208, remember it, write it down, take a picture I don’t give fuuuck!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
By the way, I still haven’t made a trip to the mound.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
We need to get rammy up this inning to make cordero crap himself.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I’m rather man-nish looking, don’t you think?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Glad we didn’t clog the bases in front of all these home runs or we would have scored a lot more.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
#213 is me.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
#214
Making fun of that douchebag never gets old or repetitive!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Yes you are right. But there is so much to say about that asshat that the same thing over and over gets to be about as much of a kick in the balls as this game has been today.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Fair enough
July 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Lost it today. If we would have had a decent outing by Lilly, 7 runs should have capped the game. Instead we had every one go out to the mound just to take a greasy dump on the mound.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Test
July 10th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
dead sexy
July 10th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Without me, these gameday threads will be chaos. How can people possibly use snarky, referencial humor without me?
July 10th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Hey! We’re back!
July 10th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
You suck #221!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
test
July 11th, 2008 at 12:43 am
WHERE ARE MY PANTS????
July 11th, 2008 at 1:12 am
wtf happened to me???!?
July 11th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Is there any plan to put anything in the right most third of my screen?
July 11th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Cool Layout Andy! All it needs is the post numbers though…
July 11th, 2008 at 10:13 am
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I am the worst.
July 11th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Desipio Nation:
if the old website layout comes back to visit, and you guys give it a standing ovation, then that would be disgusting.