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Cubs Live! — Reds at Cubs, 1:20pm, 7/10

Posted on 10 July 2008 by Andy

Pancakes for everybody! Pitching matchup: Reds: Fabio Arroyo 6-7, 5.82 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 9-5, 4.47 ERA

230 Comments For This Post

  1. Bottom of the 2nd Says:

    Phillies up on the evil satanic red fowl, 2-0.

  2. abuck Says:

    I just hope the Cubs can tread water until Rich Hill returns to save them.

  3. Rich Hill's Ego Says:

    I read this site, so be careful what you say.

  4. hundreds of girls clutching american girl dolls Says:

    I’m adding a creepy ambiance to todays game.

  5. Toss-Up Says:

    Rank the following pitchers in terms of # of starts after the All-Star Break:

    Rich Hill
    Rich Harden
    Jason Marquis
    Sean Marshall
    Chad Gaudin

    and if you really want to go crazy,

    Sean Gallagher.

  6. Brewers' Catcher Says:

    I’ve given up three stolen bases to the first two hitters today.

    I’m awesome.

  7. Rockies Says:

    we’re running on Rivera, 2 stolen bases in the first inning

  8. Jason Kendall Says:

    Nobody’s going to make any jokes at my expense? Put me in the game. Those guys should be running on me.

  9. Brenly Says:

    “Adam Dunn in left field… he might as well take his bat out there with him, the glove isn’t doing him any good.”

    I am awesome.

  10. fukky's strike 3 Says:

    i was a ball

  11. theHawk Says:

    Hit and run with Lee, delightful.

  12. Derrek Lee Says:

    I’m the man

  13. You Said It Says:

    “Dunn did not get there quickly” -Ronnie

    Does Dunn get anywhere quickly!?

  14. #13 Says:

    The buffet line

  15. #13 Says:

    The front of the line at Old Country Buffet!!

  16. First Home RUn Of The Day Says:

    I don’t think it will be the LAST home run either Ronnie

  17. Bob Brenly Says:

    Left fielders should be known for defense.

  18. mike fontenot Says:

    I’m like Eddie Gaedel with power

  19. Frodo Says:

    I’m like Merry but with the One Ring.

  20. Brenly Says:

    F*#% Giambi’s stache.

  21. The Riot Says:

    Suck it!!!

  22. ry ry Says:

    i am awesome

  23. Theriot Says:

    I’m like 2-2 with a R and 2 RBI

  24. Arroyo's 50th Pitch Says:

    Here I come

  25. Jake Neighborhood Guy Says:

    Man do I deserve a beating.

  26. fuk's out Says:

    did it look as close to being a HR on tv as it did on gamecast?

  27. theHawk Says:

    Looked pretty close live 26 and nearly blew over the RF’s head.

  28. Griffey Says:

    RBI bitches

  29. Ted Lilly Says:

    Well, **** me. How’d that get out?

  30. Ted Lilly Says:

    I look like the #4 pitcher that I suddenly am.

  31. abuck Says:

    Rich Hill wouldn’t have done that!

  32. Richie Sexson Says:

    I was released today.

  33. Bob Brenly Says:

    But Griffey’s glove just isn’t any good anymore.

  34. Richie Sexson Says:

    I was released because I suck

  35. Today's Game Says:

    Four runs won’t win me.

  36. Ted Lilly Says:

    I’m done

  37. Chad Gaudin Says:

    Lou, why are you bringing in that spare Wuertz?

  38. Home Runs Says:

    The Reds hit us at Wrigley when it’s windy..

    I mean, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!11

  39. Michael Wuertz Says:

    Let’s see what I can **** with next.

  40. Lilly Says:

    I have become a Douche…

  41. Michael Wuertz Says:

    Maybe I’m pitching to keep my spot in the bullpen.

  42. Wuertz Says:

    Why me? Isn’t that why Gaudin and Lieber are in the pen?

  43. Ted Lilly Says:

    But I’m a nine-game winning douche.

  44. Mike Wuertz Says:

    I am the suck.

  45. Bronson Arroyo Says:

    I am so hitting a granny off this ****.

  46. Michael Wuertz Says:

    If you do, #45, only two of the runs will be charged to me! WHEEEE!

  47. Bronson Arroyo Says:

    Ok, maybe I’m not.

  48. Reds Bullpen Says:

    We’re shitty.

  49. Jon Lieber Says:

    (snoring)…Wha? Oh…huh? Where’s my glove? OK…uh, Wuertz’s got it…Cool…(resumes snoring)

  50. Aaron Harang Says:

    My forearm hurts.

  51. Dusty Says:

    You’re a pussy Harang. Hank Aaron would pitch through that pain.

  52. #45 Says:

    Not right now Cornrroyo!

  53. Erik Bedard Says:

    I’m on the DL.

  54. Richie Sexson Says:

    Seattle is giving me $14 million to go away.

  55. Henry Blanco Says:

    Senor Piniella, you are overworking my compadre, Geovany Soto. Give the man a day off, vato.

  56. Dusty Interview Generator Says:

    Earn-it business…Dude…clogging up the bases…Hank Aaron…weather…Neifi…when I played…

  57. Derrek Lee Says:

    Lead off walk for me.

  58. Dusty Says:

    I have always been and always will be a douche…

  59. Soul-Sucking Double Play Grounders Says:

    Much like rainy days and Mondays, they always get me down.

  60. Reds Bullpen Says:

    We are the suck and Arroyo won’t go nine.

  61. Hairston The Suck Says:

    I am a douche bag deluxe!

  62. Dusty Mad Libs Says:

    I’ve always thought HOT WEATHER was something you EARNED, not something you would CLOG. But when I bought a NEIFI, I knew FISHING would be what HANK AARON and THE MEDIA told everyone about. You may as well put it on a RODAN.

  63. Michael Wuertz Says:

    Murton tells me the slumpbusters are easy to find in Des Moines.

  64. WTF Says:

    Seriously, Lou. This game is still within reach, but won’t be for long if Wuertz stays in. Get Gaudin in there NOW!

  65. Reds Bullpen Says:

    Mike, you can pitch out of us. You’ll be our best guy.

  66. Bus to Iowa Says:

    Wuertz can be on me or under me, I don’t care which.

  67. Michael Wuertz Says:

    I will now do my Steve Trachsel Human Rain Delay impersonation

  68. Rev. Jesse Says:

    I want to cut Dusty’s balls off

  69. anti-bonertime Says:

    Griffey just made me happen

  70. Michael Wuertz Says:

    My work here is done.

  71. Michael Wuertz Says:

    Wait, all three of those runs are charged to ME? That’s not how it’s supposed to work.

  72. Chad Gaudin Says:

    Jesus Christ Lou, I’m ******* ready!

  73. Michael Wuertz Says:

    I am the living embodiment of shitty.

  74. VORP Donkey Says:

    This ******’s going to land in Grand Rapids.

  75. Tranny Tiger Says:

    It’s not Wuertz’s fault! Lou needs to use him more often.

  76. Iowa Cub Says:

    Remember to bring some change Michael.

  77. Andy Dolan Says:

    Jason Marquis v. Mike Wuertz for last man on the pitching staff?

    There are no winners here.

  78. Iowa Cub Says:

    For the east-west tollway

  79. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Wow… we got an out. This is some pretty exciting stuff.

  80. Daryle Ward and Henry Blanco Says:

    Looks like we’re gonna get some playing time today

  81. Michael Wuertz Says:

    I’m a raging alcoholic … at least I have reason to be drinking tonight!

  82. Rot Says:

    Lou is leaving Wuertz out to me.

  83. Michael Wuertz Says:

    maybe if lou let me pitch more than once every two weeks, I’d be a little sharper out there

  84. Des Moines Olive Garden Says:

    Welcome back Mike! You want the $5.99 chicken florentine again?

  85. Michael Wuertz Says:

    Do I get charged for that run too?

  86. Reds Says:

    Lord, we are a bunch of annoying ****ers.

  87. 83 Says:

    You’re lucky I don’t kill you with my bare hands.

    Lou

  88. #81 Says:

    I feel like you are soda popinski. “I’ve been drinking… so I’m gonna walk all over you!”

  89. Michael Wuertz Says:

    Wheeee!! A strikeout!

  90. Jon Leiber Says:

    I might not be pitching because of how I did in my last start against these Reds.

  91. This Game Says:

    eight runs won’t win me.

  92. 90 Says:

    But why the **** am I not pitching?

    Sincerely,

    Chad Gaudin

  93. It Shocks Me Says:

    How Lou has always had faith in this douche! I never liked the guy! He always ALWAYS shit’s the bed!!

  94. Lassie Says:

    Leadoff double

  95. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Nice jimmy. Making Bronson arroyo realize he can’t bring that weak breaking ball shit back in here. Now lets hope everyone can follow suit.

  96. Post #196 (This Game) Says:

    11 runs won’t win me. Ok, maybe it will.

  97. Lou Says:

    I had better get grilled in the post-game presser for this Wuertz situation today. No damn reason he should have stayed in that long. Goddamn it, Lieber and Gaudin are out there, the break is in three days, and your starters on Saturday and Sunday should be able to go 6-7 innings. After today, you get Cain and Lincecum throwing against us again, and you’re looking at a 3-3 homestand against two shitty teams.

  98. Iowa Cub Says:

    C’mon DeRo – let’s get some back

  99. zambrano Says:

    I’m on deck

  100. Michael Wuertz Says:

    I’m like a less buff Kyle Farnsworth

  101. #97 Says:

    1st, read #90
    2nd, look up Lieber’s splits vs LHB
    3rd, take about 250 oxycontins and a big swig of scotch

  102. Lou Says:

    So I’m short one bat on the bench so I could use Wuertz? What the **** was I thinking?

  103. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Little Lord Fontenot has been on fire since San Fran… BALCO anyone?

  104. World B Free Says:

    but just as smart #100.

  105. Joe Dirt Says:

    Suck it Arroyo. 8-5 now.

  106. Fonte-yes! Says:

    Suck it, detractors.

  107. Lonesome Cajun in the Bullpen Says:

    See, see? Cajuns can play this game. Put my ass in Lou.

  108. Mighty Mouse Says:

    Fontenot’s new nickname.

  109. Jon Lieber Says:

    Never has one player been so villified for a performance in ONE GAME!!!

  110. Hoff Power Says:

    Why am I still in Des Moines?

  111. Cardinals Says:

    We lose, 4-1.

  112. #109 Says:

    That’s generally what happens when you give up a homer to every guy on the opposing team, along with the pitching coach, usher and two old ladies sitting in the fourth row… people tend to remember it.

  113. Mullet Kingdom on the Mississippi Says:

    We lost but we’re still the best fans in baseball.

    Double treats for everybody!

  114. LieberLover Says:

    JOn, you were bonerific in ‘01. I’d just prefer you pitching against the giants these days … wrigley + LHBs = not good for you.

  115. Jon Lieber Says:

    Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…Pretend they aren’t the Reds…

  116. Jon Lieber Says:

    ****, that didn’t work. 9-3 now.

  117. Damon Berryhill Says:

    so… prayers for rain? Then again, it is the reds and their pen…

  118. This Game Says:

    Nine runs…ahhhhhhh, **** it.

  119. Chad Gaudin Says:

    What the **** Lou? Seriously?

  120. World B Free Says:

    You suck Lieber.

  121. Ted Lilly Says:

    Shit Lou, you should have left me in there. I could have done this.

  122. Land of Suck Says:

    Mr. Wuertz welcome, you can move into the Remlinger suite if you like

  123. #119 Says:

    Chill. Do we even know how much he pitched this week?

  124. Damon Berryhill Says:

    VICTORY!!!

  125. #123 Says:

    it doesn’t matter how much i’ve pitched lately…once you move to the NL everything starts over from zero

  126. Damon Berryhill Says:

    how do you say “quit bailing out of the box” in japanese?

  127. Dusty's Brain Says:

    Man, if we pick Neifi up we might be able to catch these guys after the break.

  128. #126 Says:

    I don’t know but in St. Louisian, it is “Get A Brain! Moran”

  129. Rain Says:

    I’m here. Too bad it’s already a complete game.

  130. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Jon Lieber throwing filth!

  131. Damon Berryhill Says:

    wow… VORP donkey angry

  132. Jeebus Christ... Says:

    that went a long ******* way

  133. VORP Donkey Says:

    I just hit a building across the street. 10-5 now.

  134. Damon Berryhill Says:

    crooked number time.

  135. Ted Lilly Says:

    I only gave up four.

  136. Ozzie Guillen Says:

    Watching the Cubs get their ass kicked is fung, mang! Northside culos, caramba!

  137. Lou Says:

    If I kill Lieber AND Wuertz I can bring up two hitters.

  138. Larry Rothschild Says:

    None of this is my fault.

  139. Larry Rothschild Says:

    Which is why I haven’t bothered to make one ******* trip out to the mound.

  140. Dusty's Brain Says:

    Man, I should take Arroyo out now. The pen will hold this.

  141. Damon Berryhill Says:

    CLOGGERS!

  142. Tranny Tiger Says:

    This is all Lou’s fault. ALL LOU’S FAULT!

  143. RonCe Says:

    Iz gunna DO this guyz… LOLERSKATES!

  144. RonCe Says:

    Take a strike…Take a strike…Take a strike…

  145. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Wow… thank god it’s the reds.

  146. E5 Says:

    and a run 10-6 now.

    2nd and 3rd nobody out. Dance Fever up.

  147. theHawk Says:

    That felt big

  148. #43 Says:

    You make no sense. Every here is now just a bit more stupid from reading your nonsense. Please walk on to oncoming traffic for the sake of the world.

  149. Damon Berryhill Says:

    I’ll take the run… but that should have been bigger.

  150. These Reds Says:

    Suck ass. There’s always a chance!

  151. RonCe Says:

    I guess I didn’t get to second on that throw. Double play but a run scores.

    10-7

  152. #148 Says:

    I meant that for #143. My mind was still trying to get back together from reading that garbage.

  153. 43 Says:

    I was mocking #40. I actually agree with you. Lilly’s not a douche.

  154. #148 Says:

    43 or 143?

  155. Dusty's Brain Says:

    We got this. My pen is lights out.

    Where’s Darren?

  156. Damon Berryhill Says:

    I think the verizon commercial with the “crab grass” lady would be so much better if the “here me now” could just cap her in the face halfway through it.

  157. 43 Says:

    I was making fun of 40.

  158. Chad Guadin Says:

    I’m in. Hopefully in time to get my first cubs win

  159. Chad Gaudin Says:

    Oh shit, I’m in now.

  160. Damon Berryhill Says:

    GAUDIN-I! making magic happen on the mound.

  161. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Yes, I realize just how stupid that statement was, but i couldnt stop myself from submitting it.

  162. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Sometimes you have a bad bullpen day? Jesus… make it stop

  163. Gaudin Says:

    How’s that for my Cubs debut!

  164. Chad Gaudin Says:

    Maybe I suck too. 11-7 now.

  165. Chad Gaudin Says:

    Lou, put me in! Oh, shit.

  166. Chad Gaudin Says:

    So tell me about this place you call Iowa?

  167. Ted Lilly Says:

    I only gave up four runs.

  168. Sean Gallagher Says:

    How’s it going, guys?

  169. Chad Gaudin Says:

    Or not. Maybe I will just add to the carnival of suck today, just to be one of the guys.

  170. Chad Gaudin Says:

    I told you incessant, annoying ***** that I wasn’t Sandy Koufax, but you had to keep bitching about putting me in the game.

  171. Ross' Hit Zone Says:

    ESPN Gamecast has me all blue. But these Cubs pitchers really are making magic happen.

  172. Chad Gaudin Says:

    To be fair, it’s not everyday that you see the likes of Cody Ross in the American League.

  173. Jay Mariotti's Dangling Anus Says:

    What’s wrong with the Cubs? This team is doomed, DOOMED.

  174. Creepy Old Pedo Maybe Named Fork Says:

    Check out those stretch singers.

  175. Cody Ross Says:

    I have two home runs today? Me? Holy shit!

  176. American Girl Singers Says:

    Are we more annoying than Local Guy?

    We think we are.

  177. Clark B Says:

    Who let Chip Caray in the booth to sing the stretch?!??!?!

  178. Chad Gaudin Says:

    But when are they really going to put me IN this game?!

  179. #176 Says:

    definitely. get rid of these “celeb” singers already.

  180. One of 12 Brewers Fans in the World Says:

    2nd place, WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  181. NSBB Says:

    Oh of course Gaudin sucks when you put me in a game like this one.

  182. Damon Berryhill Says:

    American girls originated near Milwaukee… they’re spies!!!!!

  183. Mullet Kingdom on the Mississippi Says:

    yeah, well we’re better fans! So nyah nyah nyah

  184. Dick Pole Says:

    Nothing to add. Just wanted to make sure my name made an appearance.

  185. Lassie Says:

    Did someone say Dick Pole?

  186. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Wow… helluva at bat

  187. Aram Says:

    I’m making this ****** work!

  188. Soto Says:

    All freaking star!

  189. Wind Says:

    Apparently I’m not blowing out anymore.

  190. Jim Edmonds Says:

    Time to part ways with me while I actually did this team some good.

  191. Damon Berryhill Says:

    well… teh good news is we still are facing the Reds…

  192. Toro 38 Says:

    I gave up one hit yesterday, you ass clowns gave up 15! What the hell?

  193. Damon Berryhill Says:

    Dad… its time… we want you to boink some random chick… try this hair coloring.

  194. Lieber and Wuertz Says:

    If we hadn’t pitched we’d be ahead now.

  195. Marmol Says:

    Can i come in a **** too?

  196. Alex Gonzalez Says:

    If I’d never been born, the Cubs would be 2003 World Champions.

  197. theHawk Says:

    Nice to see Cubs pitching not give up a run in an inning

  198. Chad Gaudin Says:

    1-2-3 bitches.

  199. Dusty Baker Says:

    Bro dudes, if I had never been born, the Cubs would have been 2003 World Series champions.

  200. Dusty Says:

    Time for my secret weapon… the double switch!

  201. Joe Dirt Says:

    Shit just happens when I bat.

  202. Wind Says:

    I only blow out when the Reds are up.

  203. theHawk Says:

    Wind wasn’t blowing out then. Votto must have hit it into the suck.

  204. Michael Wuertz Says:

    I totally polluted the mound today. 12-7

  205. Ted Lilly Says:

    Don’t worry Michael. You just need a little rest. A nice long dirt nap..I mean nap.

  206. Pitching Says:

    Sucked today. As well as all the kids out of school polluting Desipio today.

  207. theHawk Says:

    Hey Muskrat, when was the last time the Cubs had at least 5 pitchers in a game and they all gave up dingers?

  208. LoneStarCubFan Says:

    Well this sucked. But they still won the series. People need to remember that.

  209. Smokey Says:

    #208, remember it, write it down, take a picture I don’t give fuuuck!

  210. Larry Rothschild Says:

    By the way, I still haven’t made a trip to the mound.

  211. Damon Berryhill Says:

    We need to get rammy up this inning to make cordero crap himself.

  212. Mrs A-Rod Says:

    I’m rather man-nish looking, don’t you think?

  213. Dusty's Brain Says:

    Glad we didn’t clog the bases in front of all these home runs or we would have scored a lot more.

  214. Stupid Repetitive Dusty Jokes Says:

    #213 is me.

  215. Toro 38 Says:

    #214
    Making fun of that douchebag never gets old or repetitive!

  216. #215 Says:

    Yes you are right. But there is so much to say about that asshat that the same thing over and over gets to be about as much of a kick in the balls as this game has been today.

  217. Toro 38 Says:

    Fair enough

  218. Pitching Says:

    Lost it today. If we would have had a decent outing by Lilly, 7 runs should have capped the game. Instead we had every one go out to the mound just to take a greasy dump on the mound.

  219. test Says:

    Test

  220. new layout Says:

    dead sexy

  221. Post Numbers Says:

    Without me, these gameday threads will be chaos. How can people possibly use snarky, referencial humor without me?

  222. Post Numbers Says:

    Hey! We’re back!

  223. Post Numbers Says:

    You suck #221!

  224. Andy Says:

    test

  225. Lou Says:

    WHERE ARE MY PANTS????

  226. desipio Says:

    wtf happened to me???!?

  227. Desipio Says:

    Is there any plan to put anything in the right most third of my screen?

  228. Cub Fan Says:

    Cool Layout Andy! All it needs is the post numbers though…

  229. Change Says:

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I am the worst.

  230. Elias Coblentz Says:

    Desipio Nation:
    if the old website layout comes back to visit, and you guys give it a standing ovation, then that would be disgusting.





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