Pitching matchup
Giants: Matt Cain 5-7, 4.30 ERA
Cubs: Jason Marquis 6-5, 4.78 ERA
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Cubs Live! – Giants at Cubs, 1:20pm, 7/11
Posted on 11 July 2008 by Andy
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July 11th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Are the Cubs planning on hitting me today? Hmm?
I hope I get my 100 square foot strike zone again, too.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:48 am
desipio frontpage is all retarded, and I’m too retarded to navigate. Smoking more pot to see if that helps.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Since we’re still before the All-Star Break, that means I’ll be decent today, right? I only go to hell in a handbasket after next Wednesday.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I happen when you scroll through comments that alternate boxed/not boxed.
July 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I plan on hitting Cain today. A soft glancing blow on the leg that will not bother him but will walk in a run or lead to a run.
July 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I guess we are not needed anymore. Kind of like the names on the Yankers jersees. It will make calling people out by their post number much harder.
July 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
The spread sucked today. Does anyone know where I can get 2 whole chickens and something to wash them down with?
July 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Hey Daryl, I know exactly where you can get yo chicken and liter cola on!
July 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Are you saying boo, or boo-urns? J/K. It’s nice. Jason Jason He’s our man!… right…anyone…
July 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
No I’m not the man. I’m the opposite of being the man. I’m a asshat douchebag clown boy.
I need to step on the 3rd rail on the blue line and make everyone happy…
July 11th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Stand on your left foot
July 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
The new look is gorgeous
July 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Men are gorgeous
July 11th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
…what number shall I say is calling…
(Ah, for the days of the Velvet Underground)…
July 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Damn, that hurt.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Matt Cain’s yahoo! picture looks kinda like me, no?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Stand on your right foot
July 11th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
If it is your first post, how do you know the new look is good. Maybe it sucks little square box ass?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I do have a very clean look/feel though. Not bad.
Although, I think I will miss the numbered posts.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I rock! I’ve put down two scoreless innings. I can probably relax a bit now and just throw some pitches.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Marquis must be keeping his pitches down, at least. 5 out of 6 outs have been ground outs. Yay?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Things will go good until my evil twin brother shows up. He’ll have a goatee.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I know why Jason’s pitching well. I called him late last night and told him to throw a no-hitter, or else I would call the police and tell them about the time Jason was driving his ’98 Saturn around the neighborhood and hit the little girl, and stayed up until 3 AM cleaning the blood and hair off his windshield and never told anyone.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Actually not too big a problem when you have Kendall and Lilly as teammates last year. They really know their blood cleaning.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I’m ******* blind
July 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
There is no need for a review….we do not need to get calls right….Theriot is just slower than he actually looks….sleep sheep sleep
July 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I have an ERA+ of 99 and a 1.33 WHIP, but the best offense in baseball can’t even *touch* me.
Seriously, what the ****?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I am an amazing ERA. This means that Matt Cain gives up more runs per 9 innings than many teams score in a month.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Gentlemen, I can help you with all the blood cleaning you may need. I will be there in 15 minutes.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Don’t let the republicans know, but we’ve been cloning Molina catchers for years.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
not ERA.
I wish he had an ERA of 99.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
There are quicker ways of cleaning up blood and hair, my friend
July 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I just tuned in. Why Ward in left and The Pulse in right? Is something wrong with my connection?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I think cain’s pic looks more like me.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I am Fukudome. Fuk U is available off the bench.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Maybe I should get hit by pitches more often.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
We have a biiiiig helmet to fill. Maybe the Barry will come back and play for us. His walks alone would help. Our spirits at least. Somehow it would feel better to fail utterly with a man on first than fail utterly with noone on.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Hey Lou! Can I come out and play? Maybe I should finish out the game? I had a whole day off.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
is what this cubs live! is right now. somebody go wake up the funny people.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
When’s the last time I started in a game?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
sorry, this game has put me to sleep. I refuse to say this has been a pitcher’s duel, since Marquis is not a good pitcher
July 11th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I totally agree. I usually enjoy wasting time at work. Today it feels like work!
July 11th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
when does the game start? Is Bonds in the lineup?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
The strike zone I’m getting is ridiculous.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
About damn time something interesting happened. How about A-ram base hit!
Aculpulco Taco Pies for everyone!
July 11th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
NO TACO PIE FOR YOU!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Even though I’m probably a douchebag you’re going to have to listen to Len and Bob interview me.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
We’ve officially bottomed out. We need to retool.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
is also what this bottom of the 7th interview is today
July 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Get me to 3rd and perhaps I’ll hop my fat ass in on a sac fly.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
In honor of the Fat Kangaroo, my graphic showed the pinch runner hop, Joey-style, on the marquee.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
The Kangaroo strikes again!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I AM THE GREATEST PITCHER EVER!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
has been exercised today
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
112 pitches? I thought Dusty left town yesterday.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Scratch that. Let me pull Ronny out of my pouch and hop back to the dugout. Hopping to home plate would have been far too much for me.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I AM NOT THIS ******* GOOD!!!
GOD DAMN ****
July 11th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Apparently I turn into Sandy ******* Koufax whenever the Cubs get runners in scoring position.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Why do I block out all the swear words? This isn’t the ******* Disney channel.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
But I’m up second this inning so maybe I’ll turn it over to the bullpen.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I <3 Fastballs
July 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
sorry bench, but you are real short today.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I’ve run thru all the slumpbusters in Des Moines.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Does it really blank out the ******* swear words?
July 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Yeah but it highlights the f,uck scenes.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I better be on right now
July 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I may be small but I got the power. Let me swing Dad, I mean Lou
July 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Suck it, fat Giants reliever
July 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Hell Yeah!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Pancakes for everyone!!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
OVER
July 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Bonertime. Douches.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Where is Cesar dammit!!??
July 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Shouldn’t have walked me.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Ole!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Oh
July 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I can play five positions, all poorly.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Here we go again, doges!
I want to make the division race more interesting.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Here we go boys.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
God! Geez! ****!!!!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I’m afraid of a sub-.200 hitter.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I’m soiling my pants…again.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
No excuse for walking that little left-handed pussy.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I can make a lot of sox fans happy right now
July 11th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
But I didn’t.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I got three outs, stifle, bitches.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Crank me bitches!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Flapitty, flapitty, flap
July 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Why no more of me?
July 11th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I saved the day.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Whoo-yah!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
put your left foot in, put your right foot out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself about
July 11th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Worst f*ucken game thread ever. Lame ass new format, too. Unrelated? I don’t think so.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Lame. Nothing interesting. Full of kids out of school. I can’t wait for the next one!….guh….
July 11th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Game threads had their hey-day when I was around and thus there was a smartass comment to make every few seconds of the broadcast. It’s not so easy anymore, huh?!
July 12th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
did somebody ask where the funny people were?
July 12th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Here we are. Yoohoo. Over here.
Oh….not that kind of funny, eh?
July 12th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Watch me scoot. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
July 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I am raking today. I own Correia’s leg [humping furiously].
July 12th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I am the anti-goat. I lay golden goose eggs on the Giants line score. May I sign one of my feathers for you?
July 12th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I miss me some Harden today. But Gallagher rocked the house last night. Kudos to me. Lemme tell you how smart I am. I passed on signing E-Patterson’s brother this spring, because I had a harden for Eric.
July 12th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Yes, my mom still dresses me. Stop laughing at me.
July 12th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Hey, how come I didn’t get asked back to Wrigley Stadium to sing while us “redneck rally gas wasters” were in town?
July 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
No, we cannot hold a 10-5 lead. Or 11-10 for that matter.
July 12th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Ummm…go Rams?
July 13th, 2008 at 7:35 am
i am getting ready stick in the cardinals
July 14th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
STORM THE BASTILLE!