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Cubs Live! — Marlins at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 7/25

Posted on 25 July 2008 by Andy

Pitching matchup:
Marlins: Josh Johnson 0-0, 3.86 ERA
Cubs: Ryan Dempster 11-3, 3.05 ERA

Josh Johnson? You mean the guy who played Pacey on Andre Dawson’s Creek? Oh, wait that was Josh Jackson. Never mind.

114 Comments For This Post

  1. mister cheezle Says:

    I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?

  2. Irish Yeti Says:

    This is the Florida pitcher: http://www.joshjohnson.net He is definitely to be feared.

  3. Irish Yeti Says:

    http://www.joshjohnson.net This is who the cubs are facing?

  4. Al Czervik Says:

    Biggest wastes of real estate…cemeteries and golf courses. Wang and I just bought land near the Great Wall of China. On the good side.

  5. Al Czervik Says:

    What’s with all the pictures?!?
    Wang, it’s a parking lot!

  6. mister cheezle Says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…

  7. *crickets* Says:

    n/t

  8. Fudgy McPacker Says:

    Never change formats

  9. Desipio Says:

    I was once a place where the game at hand was discussed. Now, it’s just full of nubees. I’m washed up. Pretty soon you will find me in Lower Wacker sucking glass dick for a decent post….

  10. Desipio Says:

    Is this site closed?

  11. 75 degree Friday afternoon Says:

    Unlike other sites, the guys who come here actually see the sun once and a while, or…gasp…go to the games. Once and a while things are going to be a little quiet around here.

  12. Doug Dascenzo Says:

    They gave Samardzeeyah my number? I thought they retired it!

  13. Joe Giradi Says:

    Johnson does his best work after really long rain delays.

  14. Derrek Lee Says:

    I am confused. How will I hit into a double play with two outs?

  15. Wendell Kim Says:

    Am I coaching third base today?

  16. Mike Quade Says:

    I wasn’t waving Alfonso home, I was waving to fellow baldy Al Yellon in left.

    Hi Al!

  17. Cody Ross Says:

    Cubs’ prospects throw balls at fans. I throw my bat.

  18. Ryan Dempster Says:

    I threw 197 pitches in six innings. And I feel great!

  19. Dugout transcript Says:

    Dempster: Hey Skip, I feel great!
    Lou: I’m glad you feel great, because you look like shit.
    Dempster: Leave me in, I haven’t thrown that many pitches.
    Lou: You haven’t thrown that many strikes, you’ve thrown plenty of pitches.
    Dempster: Can I stay in?
    Lou: If you stay in, I’m leaving, because I can’t watch your shit anymore. How about I put the Notre Dame kid in? Let him crap all over your 2-1 lead?
    Dempster: Huh? Sorry. What was that, I was making a shaving cream pie for later.

  20. Samardzija Says:

    I was once the most prolific commenter during Desipio Cubs Live! threads. I used various different pseudonyms. Now, I’m enjoying the sunshine that 75 degree afternoon referenced above.

  21. Geo Soto Says:

    Did I hit my homer one handed?

  22. lowercase fontenot Says:

    i strike an intimidating form in that on deck circle, don’t i?

  23. Fat kangaroo Says:

    I’m lurking!

  24. Ryan Dempster Says:

    I only gave up two hits. And nine baserunners.

  25. Dan Uggla Says:

    I’m supposed to cover second base? You mean like run over to it? Screw that.

  26. I feel the need... Says:

    …the need for Reed.

    Nah, that’s too ghey.

  27. Somebody Nelson Says:

    This is my fifth straight appearance? Holy crap. My arm’s gonna fall off.

  28. Sumardjizzajea Says:

    I feel like Brad Lidge at the All-Star game

  29. Looooong at bat Says:

    Daryle’s fouling everything off.

  30. Bullpen mound Says:

    Jeesh Sammy, you’ve got big feet.

  31. Sumardjizzajea Says:

    Warm up pitch number 167….
    Warm up pitch number 168….

  32. Loooong at bat Says:

    …not necessarily productive.

  33. DR Says:

    I could do without the Notre Dame fight song

  34. Dave Dravecky Says:

    Hey Nelson, Tha’s not funny.

  35. Jeff Samardzeeyuh Says:

    I throw hard. Not so much strikes.

  36. mister cheezle Says:

    what did ward do in his ab? my gamecast is frozen with at 0-1

  37. Jeff Samardzeeyuh Says:

    One batter, one K.

    Hey, this shit is easy!

  38. Backwards "K" Says:

    See ya.

  39. Samardzija Says:

    My fastball kicks ass.

  40. Kangaroo Says:

    I fouled off 14 pitches and then struck out. You didn’t miss anything.

  41. Ryan Theriot Says:

    When a ball bounces that many times, I really ought to at least get in the TV picture by the time it rolls into center, shouldn’t I?

  42. Mitch Williams Says:

    I used to throw pitch outs like that.

    I like this kid.

  43. Therieux Says:

    Why the hell was I playing Ramirez to pull?

  44. Tie game Says:

    If he escapes this with me, consider it a victory.

  45. lowercase fontenot Says:

    i think ryan has great range!

  46. Lou Says:

    Did you see me giving the international sign for fastball in the dugout?

  47. Mike Wuertz Says:

    Shit, I can do this.

  48. Irwin Says:

    F’ing Domers…

  49. Cubs Says:

    We didn’t see Jorge Cantu hit enough high fastballs last night, we felt the need to give him another one.

  50. Sumardjizzajea Says:

    I gave up one on purpose, I just wanted to get a win in my MLB debut

  51. mister cheezle Says:

    i have a pretty sure that i don’t what to know, but what’s the status of the game? my gamecast is fuct.

  52. Charlie Weis Says:

    Hey Jeff, just pretend it’s a bowl game!

  53. Update Says:

    It’s now 2-2 after six and a half, after Jeff Samap;ajdf;kjf;kfjd struck out one, allowed a single, threw a horrendously wild pitch and then gave up a double to let in the tying run.

    And Len just dedicated the seventh inning stretch to the dead one armed Iowan.

  54. Len Says:

    My stretch singing was quite serviceable.

  55. Doug Waechter Says:

    Didn’t I record a safety in Super Bowl XX?

  56. Henry Waechter Says:

    No.

  57. Stretch time Says:

    Can’t we just play a tape of Harry’s drunk ass?

  58. Ryan Terry O Says:

    If I’m smart enough to have a great approach at the plate and hit .325, then why does running the bases confound me so much?

  59. Rob Drake Says:

    I’m a douchebag of Angel Hernandez proportions

  60. Derrek Lee Says:

    I too am mad about Jorge Cantu’s bad throw. That would have been my 22n’d double play!

  61. Rob Drake's curly mullet Says:

    I am impressive though.

  62. E-ramis Says:

    Time to atone.

  63. E-ramis Says:

    Nice drop-my-bat-avoid-the-check-swing move there by me.

  64. E-ramis Says:

    My light is green…bitches!

  65. 6-4-3 Lee Says:

    Len is calling Lee’s DPs on contact now

  66. Rob Drake Says:

    It’s a good thing that was ball four, because I had no idea whether to call Lee out or not at second.

  67. Reynel Pinto Says:

    Time for the Juan Pierre trade to finally come in handy for the Cubs.

  68. Brian Bonsall Says:

    Not only do I look like Rick Ankiel, I enjoy his daddy’s habits.

    http://cbs2chicago.com/entertainment/Family.Ties.Brian.2.780146.html?h bx.hra=Chicago-LAN&hbx.cmp.c1=story+90233242&hbx.cmp.c3=641&hbx.cmp.c2 =300+x+250+90233242&hbx.cmp=AFC-Chi

  69. Renyel Chevette Says:

    I’m better than Renyel Pinto.

  70. Fukufuku Says:

    You better frow strike or I no swing!

  71. Rob Goldman Says:

    Shit, it was teddy bear day at Wrigley?

  72. Single scores two! Says:

    Come on Fukky!

  73. Single scores two! Says:

    Missed it by….thatmuch.

  74. Shark Says:

    If you thought last inning was rough, just watch this!

  75. Shark Says:

    Admittedly, that was much better.

  76. Howry Says:

    I’m not going to be pitching in the late innings anymore, am I?

  77. Howry Says:

    Spoke too soon. I’m warming up.

    DOOOOOOOM!!

  78. Edmunds Says:

    woof

  79. Howry Says:

    Here I come, ready to groove fastballs.

  80. Howry Says:

    .303 OBA, woof.

  81. abuck Says:

    Rich Hill should be up instead of Samardzija!!

  82. Strike zone Says:

    I’m awfully small right now.

  83. Bob Howry Says:

    The more I pitch…the more I pitch.

  84. Triple H Says:

    Howry
    Hermida
    Homer

  85. Shitty Bob Says:

    I’m back.

  86. Bob Howry Says:

    I really shouldn’t be pitching when it’s important.

  87. Howry Says:

    Christ do I suck.

  88. Wow Says:

    Does he get a free steak for that?

  89. Bob Howry Says:

    Even my outs are loud.

  90. Hanley Says:

    Watch me hit this one to the moon.

  91. Desipio Says:

    75 degree Friday afternoon,

    Actually, I was reffering to the people who have boring office jobs. Not the snot nose little chumps that “occasionally see the sun in front of a 7-11″.

  92. Rob Drake Says:

    My buddy behind the plate really fucked you guys in the ass didn’t he?

  93. Howry Says:

    We’re trying to win the wild card, right guys? Right?

  94. Howry's Pants Says:

    Thanks for the brown spot, asshole.

  95. Hanley Says:

    I’ve been drilling the ball all day, this one’s going off a building in left.

  96. Vacation days Says:

    I’m pretty sure some people have me.

  97. Some No Name Fuck Name John Baker Says:

    I’m hitting this bitch to the El tracks.

  98. Gaudin Says:

    Hey, Lou, did you forget about me?

  99. Bob Howry Says:

    Remember back in spring training when people thought I’d be the closer?

  100. Jock Jones Says:

    Way to make it look tough Kosuke.

  101. Hanley Says:

    Good golly, that was hit harder than the home run

  102. Howry Says:

    Good golly, that was hit harder than the home run

  103. Chris Sabo Says:

    I’m the Marlins’ closer.

  104. Geaux Dan Says:

    Lou, I promise I’m better than I was when you had me in Tampa.

  105. Mike Quade Says:

    Sending that runner a few innings ago looks pretty stupid now.

  106. Brewers Says:

    At least we have a challenging opponent this weekend.

    The mighty Astros.

    ****.

  107. Florida Marlins Says:

    We’re as shitty as they are.

  108. E-ramis Says:

    I’m clutch in a tie, not from behind. We’re fuked

  109. Gutless Fucking Assholes Says:

    We really battled in the ninth, huh?

  110. First place Says:

    It’s going to get crowded around here. For a day at least.

  111. Cubs Says:

    Don’t worry, we’ll be moved out by tomorrow night.

  112. Fans Says:

    Will we boo these pathetic ******* losers when they leave the field tomorrow in second place?

    Because they sure as **** deserve it.

  113. Ned Yost Says:

    I am a ******* managerial genius compared to Cecil Cooper.

  114. Prince Says:

    Ready for the Cubs to get swept next week just like the Cards were this week?

    The Cubs are starting to choke early this season





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