
Pitching matchup:
Marlins: Josh Johnson 0-0, 3.86 ERA
Cubs: Ryan Dempster 11-3, 3.05 ERA
Josh Johnson? You mean the guy who played Pacey on Andre Dawson’s Creek? Oh, wait that was Josh Jackson. Never mind.
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Posted on 25 July 2008 by Andy

Pitching matchup:
Marlins: Josh Johnson 0-0, 3.86 ERA
Cubs: Ryan Dempster 11-3, 3.05 ERA
Josh Johnson? You mean the guy who played Pacey on Andre Dawson’s Creek? Oh, wait that was Josh Jackson. Never mind.
Bad Behavior has blocked 1577 access attempts in the last 7 days.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?
July 25th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
This is the Florida pitcher: http://www.joshjohnson.net He is definitely to be feared.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
http://www.joshjohnson.net This is who the cubs are facing?
July 25th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Biggest wastes of real estate…cemeteries and golf courses. Wang and I just bought land near the Great Wall of China. On the good side.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
What’s with all the pictures?!?
Wang, it’s a parking lot!
July 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
July 25th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
n/t
July 25th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Never change formats
July 25th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I was once a place where the game at hand was discussed. Now, it’s just full of nubees. I’m washed up. Pretty soon you will find me in Lower Wacker sucking glass dick for a decent post….
July 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Is this site closed?
July 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Unlike other sites, the guys who come here actually see the sun once and a while, or…gasp…go to the games. Once and a while things are going to be a little quiet around here.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
They gave Samardzeeyah my number? I thought they retired it!
July 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Johnson does his best work after really long rain delays.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I am confused. How will I hit into a double play with two outs?
July 25th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Am I coaching third base today?
July 25th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I wasn’t waving Alfonso home, I was waving to fellow baldy Al Yellon in left.
Hi Al!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Cubs’ prospects throw balls at fans. I throw my bat.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I threw 197 pitches in six innings. And I feel great!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Dempster: Hey Skip, I feel great!
Lou: I’m glad you feel great, because you look like shit.
Dempster: Leave me in, I haven’t thrown that many pitches.
Lou: You haven’t thrown that many strikes, you’ve thrown plenty of pitches.
Dempster: Can I stay in?
Lou: If you stay in, I’m leaving, because I can’t watch your shit anymore. How about I put the Notre Dame kid in? Let him crap all over your 2-1 lead?
Dempster: Huh? Sorry. What was that, I was making a shaving cream pie for later.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I was once the most prolific commenter during Desipio Cubs Live! threads. I used various different pseudonyms. Now, I’m enjoying the sunshine that 75 degree afternoon referenced above.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Did I hit my homer one handed?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
i strike an intimidating form in that on deck circle, don’t i?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I’m lurking!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I only gave up two hits. And nine baserunners.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I’m supposed to cover second base? You mean like run over to it? Screw that.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
…the need for Reed.
Nah, that’s too ghey.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
This is my fifth straight appearance? Holy crap. My arm’s gonna fall off.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I feel like Brad Lidge at the All-Star game
July 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Daryle’s fouling everything off.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Jeesh Sammy, you’ve got big feet.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Warm up pitch number 167….
Warm up pitch number 168….
July 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
…not necessarily productive.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I could do without the Notre Dame fight song
July 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Hey Nelson, Tha’s not funny.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I throw hard. Not so much strikes.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
what did ward do in his ab? my gamecast is frozen with at 0-1
July 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
One batter, one K.
Hey, this shit is easy!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
See ya.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
My fastball kicks ass.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I fouled off 14 pitches and then struck out. You didn’t miss anything.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
When a ball bounces that many times, I really ought to at least get in the TV picture by the time it rolls into center, shouldn’t I?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I used to throw pitch outs like that.
I like this kid.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Why the hell was I playing Ramirez to pull?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
If he escapes this with me, consider it a victory.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
i think ryan has great range!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Did you see me giving the international sign for fastball in the dugout?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Shit, I can do this.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
F’ing Domers…
July 25th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
We didn’t see Jorge Cantu hit enough high fastballs last night, we felt the need to give him another one.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I gave up one on purpose, I just wanted to get a win in my MLB debut
July 25th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
i have a pretty sure that i don’t what to know, but what’s the status of the game? my gamecast is fuct.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Hey Jeff, just pretend it’s a bowl game!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
It’s now 2-2 after six and a half, after Jeff Samap;ajdf;kjf;kfjd struck out one, allowed a single, threw a horrendously wild pitch and then gave up a double to let in the tying run.
And Len just dedicated the seventh inning stretch to the dead one armed Iowan.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
My stretch singing was quite serviceable.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Didn’t I record a safety in Super Bowl XX?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Can’t we just play a tape of Harry’s drunk ass?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
If I’m smart enough to have a great approach at the plate and hit .325, then why does running the bases confound me so much?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I’m a douchebag of Angel Hernandez proportions
July 25th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I too am mad about Jorge Cantu’s bad throw. That would have been my 22n’d double play!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I am impressive though.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Time to atone.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Nice drop-my-bat-avoid-the-check-swing move there by me.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
My light is green…bitches!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Len is calling Lee’s DPs on contact now
July 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
It’s a good thing that was ball four, because I had no idea whether to call Lee out or not at second.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Time for the Juan Pierre trade to finally come in handy for the Cubs.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Not only do I look like Rick Ankiel, I enjoy his daddy’s habits.
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I’m better than Renyel Pinto.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
You better frow strike or I no swing!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Shit, it was teddy bear day at Wrigley?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Come on Fukky!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Missed it by….thatmuch.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
If you thought last inning was rough, just watch this!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Admittedly, that was much better.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’m not going to be pitching in the late innings anymore, am I?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Spoke too soon. I’m warming up.
DOOOOOOOM!!
July 25th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
woof
July 25th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Here I come, ready to groove fastballs.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
.303 OBA, woof.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Rich Hill should be up instead of Samardzija!!
July 25th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I’m awfully small right now.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
The more I pitch…the more I pitch.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Howry
Hermida
Homer
July 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I’m back.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I really shouldn’t be pitching when it’s important.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Christ do I suck.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Does he get a free steak for that?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Even my outs are loud.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Watch me hit this one to the moon.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
75 degree Friday afternoon,
Actually, I was reffering to the people who have boring office jobs. Not the snot nose little chumps that “occasionally see the sun in front of a 7-11″.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
My buddy behind the plate really fucked you guys in the ass didn’t he?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
We’re trying to win the wild card, right guys? Right?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Thanks for the brown spot, asshole.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I’ve been drilling the ball all day, this one’s going off a building in left.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I’m pretty sure some people have me.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I’m hitting this bitch to the El tracks.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Hey, Lou, did you forget about me?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Remember back in spring training when people thought I’d be the closer?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Way to make it look tough Kosuke.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Good golly, that was hit harder than the home run
July 25th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Good golly, that was hit harder than the home run
July 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I’m the Marlins’ closer.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Lou, I promise I’m better than I was when you had me in Tampa.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Sending that runner a few innings ago looks pretty stupid now.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
At least we have a challenging opponent this weekend.
The mighty Astros.
****.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
We’re as shitty as they are.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I’m clutch in a tie, not from behind. We’re fuked
July 25th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
We really battled in the ninth, huh?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
It’s going to get crowded around here. For a day at least.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Don’t worry, we’ll be moved out by tomorrow night.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Will we boo these pathetic ******* losers when they leave the field tomorrow in second place?
Because they sure as **** deserve it.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I am a ******* managerial genius compared to Cecil Cooper.
July 26th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Ready for the Cubs to get swept next week just like the Cards were this week?
The Cubs are starting to choke early this season