I don’t really know what Mouthpiecesports.com is, other than it bills itself as the “Voice of the Athlete” and we all know that athletes aren’t worth listening to. But they sent Mitch Robinson (nice career move, Mitch) and something named Jillian Jesk to ther Kerry Wood bowling outing.
The video is mainly pointless, other than Mark Cuban swearing, until you get to Carlos Zambrano trying to explain how bowling works, and Carlos Marmol clearly trying to hit on Jillian with no game whatsoever.
Stick to the slider, Marmot.
[Youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7BzvwJLjrY]
I wish Jillian had interviewed me. I would have looked like a normal sized person.
Marmot loves me. Probably explains his June swoon, the dumbass. I think the Cubs should start assigning chaperones to all the kids on the team under 25 years old. Seems like every single one gets caught up in the Wrigleyville party scene and starts fucking things up.
I wonder if they carded Fontenot at the door.
Mark DeRosa’s days as a living human being are numbered.
Now that I’ve seen Marmol’s bedroom eyes, I will never look at him the same.