Pitching matchup
Cubs: Not So Grand Marquis 8-7, 4.76 ERA
Pissburgh: Zach Duke 4-12, 5.29 ERA
Lineups:
Cubs
The Albatross, lf
Dance Fever, ss
DP Lee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Vag Face, cf
PonDeRosa, rf
RonCe, 2b
Hank White, c
Marquis du Suc, p
Pissburgh
Nyger Morgan, rf (So afraid to make a joke)
Jack Wilson, 2b
Nate McLouth, cf
Creepy redbearded LaRoche, 1b
Brandon Moss, lf
Freddy Sanchez, 2b
Creepy loopy swing LaRoche, 3b
Somebody Chavez, c
Zach Duke, p
Hey, it hit the wall and I made it to second!
Pissburgh (sniffle, sniffle) we’re gonna miss you (sob, sob.)
Doesn’t it just feel like I”m the starter for every gamecast these days?
Our parents giving us same first initials really screw up things like on-screen graphics, the backs of our jerseys. Jeez. Thanks, ma.
I couldn’t hit into an inning ending DP there, so I went with the “grounder hit too weakly to score the runner from third” instead.
I’m versatile.
#3, let me check with Ed Hartig.
I’m mowin’ em down!
DON’T LISTEN TO CARRIE! SHE’S A LIAR!
I PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET AND SHE STILL GAVE ME THE HOSE AGAIN!
Let’s see Zambrano gave up 3 runs in the first inning yesterday. I’m good for at least 5 or 6.
Hey guys, I just found out about this Interwebs thing. It’s neat. How many thousands of dollars will this Despisios place pay me to write a column today?
My defense is sublime.
Dees glove, it got hole in eet.
Time out! Time out!
What kind of a hit can I give up here that will make this run unearned?
A single will work, right? But anything more than that and it’s earned?
OK, single it is!
I am an error machine.
Look at Marquis, that ass kisser, covering first base.
YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!
Two outs and a runner on third. It’s time to walk the bases loaded.
I declare August over today. The next five days are Zamtober.
Yes, I was there when Jordan made the shot in Cleveland. I was announcing for the Cavs. What, exactly is Comcast’s point? They do know I did Bulls’ games for the last ten years, right? How about a highlight from that?
Baxter bark twice if you are in me.
One pitch. One out. That’s how I roll.
I didn’t drop it!!!!!
Where’s Rich Hill?
Cedeno might not be the dumbest guy on this team.
You just don’t mess with Hank.
Now how am I going to ground into a double play?
I learned how to base run from Patterson and Alou
Oh, right. It’s getaway day. They’ve already packed their brains.
Swinging at everything.
We need to rest Z and buy Soriano a bigger glove
Pretty easy outing for Getaway Day.
I think you mean brain. Buy him a bigger brain.
Aram hit the crap out of that one.
Maybe the Cubs should leave Zambrano off of the playoff roster and put me on it instead. I mean we are going to face the Pirates in the playoffs right?
Man, this is turning out to be a dual of aces!
Just setting the table for me.
To screw it up.
Don’t fuck this up Ronnie.
Squeeze it, bitches!!!
Don’t mess with the Hank
Cedeno has to be the dumbest motherfucker on the team
Well we scored 2….so that means I can give up 2, right?
Lou knows that if he leaves Marquis in the game he’ll give up a 3-spot in the bottom of this inning right? Right?
Don’t sweat it. What could go wrong with me pitching?
Ace baby! ACE!!!
Nobody remind Marquis that he isn’t pitching past September, he seems to have confused himself with a good pitcher today
Hey Toro, compare the two pitching lines and carry my bags to the bus.
Wow…I wasn’t terrible today.
Lou is playing with me today, by sending du Suc out there for the eighth.
Late to join MLB radio with Pat and Ron. Has Marquis really been “magnificent”?
He was magnificient.
Tender and attentive to my needs.
Hey, Fire. If that’s Marquis out there this inning, he got a nice tan during the top of the eighth.
5-7, two doubles and a HR against Marmol lifetime.
I’m due.
For a pop up to second.
Or a strikeout looking.
Is Marmol going to handle the ninth, or am I going to pitch for a third day in a row?
Marmol only threw about a dozen pitches in the eighth.
Don’t worry I’ll close this one.
I smell a save opportunity.
I’m up in the pen. Sit down, Bob.
I’m ready to sq
*shudders*
..ueeze again! Who wants a squeeze?
I blew through the top of the ninth, let’s see how Senor Wood does with the bottom.
I was totally wasted when they took my picture.
This is all the comments you Desipios can muster? You’ll never beat BCB. NEVER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Al pwns you ALL!
Why are we playing “We will rock you” over the loudspeakers in the bottom of the 9th of a game we’re losing?
Hey, Laroche? You want some cheese?
I think you need to replace the sad Cubs girl in the How Are Things Going graphic with me. The time is right.
I banned a whole mess of them from Desipio now, too.
Because we can’t find our tape of “We are Family”
That Moss at bat was ridiculous. He’s going to have nightmares about that.
Win!
I’m scrappy!
Cubs win!
As poorly played as yesterday’s game was, today was pretty, pretty good.
How’s 33 games over .500 taste?
Fuck the Lightning And Lumber Company.
Pretty good bitch.
And how’s Cristian Guzman making the All-Star team over Theriot look about now.
Tastes great!
I had to make the team to be the only representative from our Double A club.
What a bunch of whiny chodes.
my favorite post of this gamecast was from Hank White: Squeeze it bitches!