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1. The Lawnmower Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

   It is time to kill the Cardinals. That is all.

2. Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

   BRAVE!!!

3. Tony LaRussa Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

   If you clinch tonight and you need anybody to drive you home, give me a call.

   Oh, I don’t stop at stoplights anymore, they’re too much trouble.

4. No-hitter Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

   Bye!

5. The Lineups Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

   Skippy Schumaker
   Ryan Ludwick
   Grandpapa
   Trini Lopez
   Troy Glaus
   Adam Kennedy (in right field, huh?)
   Bruce Miles, Jr
   Rufus Wainright
   LaRue

   Cubs
   Soriano
   Dance Fever
   Lee
   E-ramis
   Lassie
   PonDeRosa
   Little Babe Ruth
   Hank White
   Z

6. Johnny Vandermeer Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

   You suck, Carlos.

7. The Astros Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

   I thought the Cubs played all their games in Milwaukee?

8. Spalding Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

   Double Rat Farts!

9. Carlos Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

   I’m giving up all the hits that the Astros didn’t take.

10. Gordon Wittenmyer Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    I love this! Doom! Doom!

11. The Genius Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Felipe batting cleanup? Kennedy in right? Clearly, I picked today’s lineup out of a hat.

12. Andy Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Carlos is fighting himself.

    Not literally, though that’s probably coming.

13. Z Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    I’ve gone from a no hitter to the inability to get anyone out.

14. Home plate ump Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Carlos doesn’t like me very much.

15. Andy Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Wow. 5-0.

    Not so good.

16. Pat Hughes Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    “Carlos is fighting himself right now.” Pat? Hello?

17. 5 runs Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    I won’t win this game

18. Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    I saw at EPSN.com that kennedy wanted a trade because Tony wasn’t playing him…balls.

19. Zambrano Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Giving up 4 hits over 2 games is pretty good. Let’s see you do it.

20. Greg Gibson Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    I’m the blind guy behind the plate

21. Jason Marquis Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    I only spotted the Brewers a 3 run lead in my last start

22. Big Z Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    I like my home runs I hit to mean something. All part of the master plan.

23. Andy Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Carlos has good movement today, unfortunately it keeps drifting the ball right over the fat part of the plate. He might as well have been putting it on a tee in the first.

24. Fonzie Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Here we go bitches

25. The Half Full Glass Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Only 25 pitches?

26. The Riot Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Maybe if more fat girls bought my jersey I’d hit better than .200 in September

27. Bullpen Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    I’m seeing some action already.

28. The Cubs Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    We’re going to string ‘em along then rip out their hearts and stomp on ‘em.

    We’ll leave our shirt tucked in though.

29. Irwin Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Da fug is going on here?

30. Velocity Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Am I there?

31. Andy Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Well, Carlos will be well rested for his next start.

    What a crapfest this was.

32. Andy Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    He was throwing in the 90s. His last fastball was 94, but it was all over the ******* place.

33. This Game Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Seven runs won’t win me.

34. Carlos pitch count Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    45

    Only 25 were strikes.

35. Mike D. Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Meh. Better now than in 11 days.

36. Lou Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Carlos tried to walk off the mound before Lou took him out. Lou made him walk back and stand on the mound before he took the ball from him.

37. 33 Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    you’re delusional, broski

38. Soto Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Maybe Z’s control really misses me?

39. Big Z Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    I guess I’m not back.

40. Adam Wainwright Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    I’ll commence sucking soon.

41. Andy Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Struggling after a no-hitter isn’t that unusual, but not like Carlos did today.

    Jon Lester gave up seven hits and four runs in five innings after his.

    Clay Buchholz only went three innings after his, but didn’t give up any runs.

    Justin Verlander gave up five hits and three runs in six innings. Lester and Verlander both lost.

    The last guy to pitch well after a no-hitter was Mark Buehrle who went seven innings, gave up six hits and no runs.

42. Big Z Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Game? What game? I thought they were just going to reshow my no hitter today.

43. Wrigley Field Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    I sent Z bad mojo after his comment about wanting to replace me.

44. Andy Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    That’s exactly how Carlos pitched today. No focus, just kind of slung it up there and when things went bad he just got madder and madder and madder.

    He made Jaime Navarro look composed.

45. Clean Shaven Albert Pujols Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    I look like I’m ******* 55.

46. Big Z Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    There are a lot of really smart, cool-headed pitchers that can give up a big inning like Z did in the first and then find a way to battle it out and salvage the game. I think once Z gave up that grand slam his brain was fried and there was no coming back.

47. Colorado Rockies Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    This isn’t over yet.

48. On what day... Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    …did the Desipio GameCast change from all ledge jumpers to all hope-crazy lunatics?

    It’s kind of refreshing.

49. Adam Wainwright Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    I am un f-ing hitable today. Here comes a complete game shut out.

50. Adam Wainwright Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    I’m also roided up on Dave Duncan’s special sauce

51. Feesh Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    9 runs will probably win this one.

    Then again…

    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=280530116

52. Big Ass Nine-Run Comebacks Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    If there are any more of me left in the jar, I’d prefer that the Cubs save me in case they need one in October, thankyouverymuch. We are a finite commodity, even for good teams.

53. 11 Runs Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    so far.

54. Adam Wainwright Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    So when do I start throwing at people?

55. Tony La Russa Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Soon Adam, very soon.

56. Eddie Vedder Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Ah, who am I kiddin?

57. Irish Yeti Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Things could be worse. Single game wise it’d be tough to be worse but they could be. Cubs just need to win 2 games (or Brewers lose 2). At this point, I don’t care if they take their sweet ass time with it.

58. Eddie Vedder Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Who am I kiddin? Anyone who thinks I have any talent.

59. Dow Jones Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I’m down 34 on the week.

60. Houston Astros Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    That’s Buds’ fault too.

61. Today's Game Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    I’m a Cactus League game now.