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Cubs Live! — NLDS Game Two – Dodgers at Cubs, 8:30 pm, 10/2

Posted on 02 October 2008 by Andy

Dodgers: Ralphie Parker 14-10, 3.14 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 14-6, 3.91 ERA

195 Comments For This Post

  1. The Ledge Says:

    All you crybabies sure are heavy…

  2. CC Sabathia Says:

    I just gave up a grand slam to Shane Victorino. See you in February in Yankees camp.

  3. last night's gamecasts Says:

    we are f***ing pansies. The whole lot of us.

  4. Mark DeRosa Says:

    What? I have a bad calf and I am the only guy who can go yard?–Let’s go fellas!

  5. Lineup Says:

    Im the same tonight except fookie and the riot switch. The riot second and fookie 8th

  6. CC Sabathia Says:

    It will be a miracle if my arm is still attached by February

  7. The Statistics Says:

    We don’t lie! Given the universe of Kosuke Fukudome HRs in the 2008 season, the odds that an HR happened off Billingsley are 1 in 4, bitches!

  8. Z Says:

    I’m jizzing my pants soft right now, I’m so excited.

  9. 3 straight wins Says:

    starts tonight ogdens

  10. Dealing Says:

    Big Z is doing me like the filthy whore I am.

  11. Manny Ramirez Says:

    Did you see me talking to Hank White before the game? He told me not to worry if I look like a lost puppy when batting against Zambrano. Hank White is right.

  12. Alfonso Soriano Says:

    FYC!

  13. Brooklyn Says:

    We’re rooting for the Cubs. **** you, L.A.

  14. Chuck Says:

    If a single is an FYC, I win.

  15. Hopeless Says:

    Hey you should see that Sarah Palin debate

  16. Randy Newman Says:

    The shitty thing about the playoff games at Chavez Ravine? I’ll get no royalties! ****!

  17. Leadoff singles Says:

    What do you want, Chuck, an 8-run HR?

  18. Chuck Says:

    Dear Derrek:

    Please retire.

    Love,
    Chuck

  19. 3 straight wins Says:

    starts tonight

  20. later start Says:

    because of me, we are drunker and louder

  21. True Beliver Says:

    Go Saarah,

  22. Todd Palin Says:

    **** the debate. I just wish DLee didn’t strike out.

  23. Carlos Zambrano Says:

    Too bad they didn’t have an earthquake in L.A. because what will their fans blame tonight’s no-hitter on?

  24. Long-time Right-hander Says:

    Cancel the post-game show. But Stockton said that Z (or maybe Milt Pappas) was me. Were they southpaws at some other time?

  25. Ghost of 1908 Says:

    Meltdown time. Nice fucken play Theriot, you little midget.

  26. Double plays Says:

    Why in the **** can’t the Cubs turn me in the playoffs?

  27. Ryan Theriot Says:

    What did I do wrong, Ghost? I prevented DeRosa’s throw from going into left field. Suck on something, and go to hell.

  28. Chuck Says:

    Dear Derrek:

    Please retire before the inning is over.

    Love,
    Chuck

  29. Derrek Lee Says:

    I’m trying to remind you of Leon Durham.

  30. Meltdown Says:

    Here I come.

  31. Seung Sahn Says:

    Put it all down!

  32. Steve Bartman Says:

    I wasn’t anywhere near the infield.

  33. Carlos Says:

    I got this.

  34. Carlos Zambrano Says:

    If I strike ‘em out, they can’t boot the ball, right?

  35. DP Lee Says:

    I’m called DP Lee for a reason, wait….

  36. The crowd Says:

    Are we loud enough tonight?

  37. Rafael Furcal Says:

    Sure, NOW I won’t collide with Derrek Lee, breaking his wrist. I should have wrapped my car around a tree sometime and disappeared.

  38. Cub Fan in Hyde Park Says:

    If I had any faith in the offense…but it’s nice to see that the same gutless pieces of shit we know and love in the playoffs showed up to wilt and drive up Z’s pitch count early.

  39. Over Says:

    The post season is me.

  40. Game Says:

    I’m over and so is the season.

  41. The Wheels Says:

    I’m gonna go ahead and fall off now.

  42. Derrek Lee Says:

    I owe Cubs fans apologies everywhere.

  43. Tommie Harris Says:

    Well, boys, you have the, um, Bears?

  44. Zambrano Says:

    Might as well overthrow now.

  45. Vinny Del Negro Says:

    Or the, uh, Bulls?

  46. Carlos Zambrano Says:

    I’m the balls. I wonder if a murder of Derrek Lee and Mark DeRosa would be justifiable homicide.

  47. Jonathan Toews Says:

    No, Vinny, Cubs fans can take comfort the next action at Wrigley will be with me and Patrick Kane.

  48. Z Says:

    I’m pitching great. 1 hard hit ball, 3 errors, and a bunt. ******* hell. I have 4 strikeouts in 2 innings. And I suprisingly kept my cool to get manny again.

  49. Mild sedatives Says:

    Told ya.

  50. Cubs Gold Glovers Says:

    Why are we guaranteed to blow it in the postseason?

  51. Carlos Zambrano Says:

    I should demand a trade

  52. Worst Franchise Ever Says:

    I think it safe to say we root for the worst franchise in the history of sports. It is like the girlfriend who keeps getting beaten by her b/f, but yet chooses to still stay with him.

  53. The Cubs defense Says:

    We decided to go into the tank like the offense.

  54. Stockton Says:

    I’m senile. Apparently the dodgers created 5 runs by using the hit and run and laying down bunts. Errahs had nothing to do it.

  55. Derrek Lee Says:

    Hey!!! DONATE TO MY FOUNDATION!!! MY DAUGHTER’S BLIND!!! BOO HOO!!!! I’M THE CLUBHOUSE LEADER!!! YOU CUB FANS ARE MEAN TO LATROY HAWKINS! I’M GREAT!!!!

    I’m a ******* waste of space.

  56. forte Says:

    sad, i feel sad.

    Some weird part of me has come to like and enjoy watching the cubs choke away season after season.

    PS-Sara Palin is scary. smiling and smirking the whole time while talking about genocide and such.

  57. Uncalled for Says:

    I am number 54.

  58. A RAM Says:

    Thought I’d join the club. Now all 4 of us are in it!

  59. Z Says:

    I’m pitching my ass off and all four of my infielders have made errors. That includes Theriot dumbass barehand thing that should have been an error. **** this.

  60. Tony Gwynn Says:

    When I made an error, it was generally at the dinner table.

  61. Derrek Says:

    Best thing I’ve done with my hands all night

  62. D Lee Says:

    I wasn’t using that hand anyway, obviously.

  63. DeRosa Says:

    Don’t worry Dodgers, I’ll take care of that double play

  64. Painful Says:

    This game is taking on my form.

  65. Manny Says:

    Wow, suck on that!

  66. 2 girls 1 cup Says:

    I am easier to watch than this bullshit Cubs game.

  67. Harden Says:

    How do you guys want me to piss away game three?

  68. San Diego Says:

    I don’t get why the announcers are so all over Man Ram’s nuts all of a sudden. This is the same guy that quit on the Red Sox right, but he is such a great ball player!

  69. Defense Says:

    Don’t worry, Harden. We’ll take care of it.

  70. Brooms Says:

    Dodger fans are going to wave me all Saturday night!!!!!

  71. Hendry's to do list Says:

    1. Trade Fukky
    2. Sign Manny to play right, 3 years-60 million.
    3. Mail in 2009 World Series Championship.
    4. Get Cuban to give me a 5 year contract.
    5. Groom Lassie…again.

  72. alcohol Says:

    Every cubs fan needs some of me right now

  73. Harry Caray Says:

    If he only had one more biscuit for breakfast. Dog biscuit that is.

  74. #70 Says:

    Already ahead of you!

  75. Cubs' feet Says:

    We have several holes shot in us tonight.

  76. Stellar D Says:

    You know I’ll start to appear now that the game’s out of reach and there’s no pressure.

  77. Z Says:

    I am our best defensive player!

  78. Umps Says:

    We feel bad for the Cubbies tonight!

  79. z Says:

    hey dlee and dero that is an out…can we try that later on?

  80. offseason Says:

    soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
    1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
    2)get a ss,
    3)trade fuku,
    4)sign manny,
    5)get a cf,
    6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
    7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
    8)sign SABATHIA
    9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
    10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what else u got?

  81. offseason Says:

    soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
    1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
    2)get a ss,
    3)trade fuku,
    4)sign manny,
    5)get a cf,
    6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
    7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
    8)sign SABATHIA
    9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
    10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what else u got?

  82. z Says:

    by later on i mean next year cuz im goin back to venezuela after im done givin up unearned runs tonight

  83. It's Gonna Happen! sign Says:

    Where the **** am I?

    Where the **** am I?

    I’m gonna start following cricket.

  84. Umps Says:

    Clearly we are trying to give the cubs this game

  85. umps Says:

    clearly we are not tryin hard enough

  86. Dodgers Says:

    Look we can bobble the ball and still make the out

  87. harden Says:

    do i have to pitch game three? cant we just start marquis and save me for next year?

  88. Working the count Says:

    Does anyone remember me from earlier in the year?

  89. #79 Says:

    11) learnto type

  90. Cubs Offense Says:

    If you thought we couldn’t score runs just wait ’til we get to Dodger Stadium

  91. Cubs Laundry Guy Says:

    Hey, I don’t want to hear any complaints out of you guys!

    At least you don’t have to clean crap out of 25 pairs of pants after the game…

  92. Manny Says:

    I’ve hit two essentially meaningless homeruns and nothing else, but I can’t get these announcers’ mouths away from my penis.

  93. #89 Says:

    That’s good! Almost as good as this team is playing.

  94. Lassie Says:

    It’s a shame that we will only be in LA for one game. Not much time for me to work the Sunset Strip.

  95. Deja Vu Says:

    2007 NLDS, I am you.

  96. Prince Fielder Says:

    Come on Cubbies, keep your heads up. I know you can win two when you get back home. Oh! You are playing at home?

  97. Wrigley Field Says:

    Time to bulldoze me yet? With the current team still in the dugout?

  98. Billy Goat Says:

    Baaaa!

  99. 2 in a Row at Home Says:

    Pat, thanks for mentioning me when we dropped back to back to Milwaukee way back in April.

  100. Porn Says:

    time for me

  101. J-Day Says:

    96—the only goats involved in this game are the guys at third, SS, 2nd, 1st, and left.

    Also, with Z out now, I’d like to say publicly I was wrong about him. He may be the only guy out there tonight who wanted to win.

  102. #98 Says:

    Waaay ahead of you

  103. 8th Straight Says:

    Post Season since 2003

  104. These goddamn gutless assholes Says:

    **** Me

  105. Billy Goat Says:

    I live on in Milwaukee:
    http://www.cbs58.com/index.php?aid=4452

  106. Billy Williams Says:

    Where’s my viagra?

  107. Ron Says:

    OK Pat! I found my gun, where did you hide those damn bullets?

  108. Harry Doyle Says:

    3 Hits? That’s all we got? 3 goddamn hits?!

  109. Ron Says:

    I love that sign I just saw . . . true blue Cub fans. And that’s what they are.

  110. Lassie Says:

    WOOF WOOF

  111. The Vine Says:

    I feel sorry for the pathetic *****!

  112. Lassie Says:

    How many warning track fly balls can I hit?

  113. J-Day Says:

    Lassie with a knock!

    Harden will probably pitch okay Saturday. It seems to be the guys who’ve been here all year that reek the most of loser.

  114. It Could Happen Says:

    Right!

  115. Pie Says:

    Why wasn’t I pinch running?

  116. Philly Says:

    Can’t wait to see you in the NLCS!!! Oh!! that’s right, you won’t be there!!

  117. Elias Coblentz Says:

    Cubs suck!

  118. 112 Says:

    No…no it can’t.

    You’ve either had too much to drink or not enough.

  119. Livin on a prayer Says:

    How appropiate

  120. #114 Says:

    You have to beat the Crew at home first.

  121. Pie Says:

    I would be better off hitting for Fukodome

  122. J-Day Says:

    Anybody else wanna pitch in and get Fukudome a one-way ticket back to Japan?

  123. The Cubs Says:

    There are a lot of negative comments about us here. Just stop it or the Desipio Thought Police will get all upset and start calling you names.

  124. Fukky Says:

    I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.

  125. Tickets to japan Says:

    Why stop with Fukudome?

  126. Censorship? Says:

    Andy would never do such a thing!

  127. Billy Goat Says:

    #123 – I’ve never been to Japan.

  128. Billy Goat Says:

    Do they have a Cubs team over there too?

  129. The cubs Says:

    We actually hit the ball harder and farther then the dodgers this game. Besides the manny shot, of course.

  130. 124 Says:

    Not Andy. It’s the self appointed, know it alls. The asswipes who have hissy fits if anyone disagrees with them.

  131. Pat Says:

    I just can’t accept the fact that this Cubs team with 97 wins . . . that they would be bounced out in three straight.

  132. Cubs Team Says:

    Hey Pat! This is only game two. Right?!!!

  133. Steve Goodman Says:

    When can I start playing A Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request?

  134. 3128 Says:

    . . . the self appointed, know it alls? That seems to be us, and we were wrong, again!!!

  135. Joe Walsh Says:

    Thanks for playing my song “All Night Long” between innings. Cool! You guys lose and I win with another royalty!

  136. Kerry Wood Says:

    Wouldn’t it be grand if my arm fell off as a nice send off to this great crowd?

  137. Semi-buzzed rant Says:

    As i sit here and cry in my beer i’ve decided that i will take a cubbie break. I will wait until we have a team that can handle the postseason. I spent the last six months with the cubs. Every curse killing high and every curse fullfilling low. The regular season was great. unfortunately, this team isn’t built for the postseason. I wait for all of you to tell me i’m not a die hard and i say to you….bite me. I watched every single game. went to a few (live 350 miles away, can’t make it to 30 like i’d like). The point is that last year when this team didn’t show up for the postseason we all thought it was because the stretch run did them in. there is no excuse this year except we don’t have a postseason team. So until soriano’s contract expires and dp lee retires i will be taking a cubbie break.

  138. 8th Inning Says:

    Sucks to be down 9-1

  139. Shot of Drunken Ranting Cubs Fans Says:

    We’re adding a tiny bit of comic relief to this colossal goat f*** at Wrigley. Imagine the millions of us across the globe, a beer or two away from gouging our eyes with a rusty nail.

  140. Dave Kaplan Says:

    Someone please shoot me before I have to put up with the idiots who will be calling the postgame show tonight!

  141. Ron Says:

    Damn it Pat! Where the “F” are my friggin’ bullets!!!

  142. Pat Says:

    I don’t care Ron. Shut the “F” up. Please let me call another game with Uke! Those were the days.

  143. 2003 NLDS W's Says:

    Remember us? God, we were fun.

  144. Joe Walsh Says:

    Should I run for president this year?

  145. Ron Says:

    Jay Leno wants me on his show. I told him “no.” I’m a Cubs fan, what can I say?

  146. Cubs Fans Says:

    9th inning and we’re booing. We’re drunk and acting stoooopid.

  147. Juan Pierre Says:

    Watch out, I’m speedy!

  148. Cubs Says:

    How about we win the next two games and the have Kerry Wood blow the game in the 9th inning in front of the home fans?

  149. Ron Says:

    grunt

  150. juan pierre Says:

    i paid A LOT to dick stockton to make me sound like i was good back in 2006

  151. David Letterman Says:

    Ron, we understand your position with Jay Leno. We’re ready for you. How about it?

  152. Juan Pierre Says:

    See?

  153. Back to back post season blow outs Says:

    Love it when this happens.

  154. Cubs Infield Says:

    so when is the gold glove voting? does the postseason count?

  155. 9th inning Says:

    Another Dodgers run

  156. Players and coaches Says:

    Last night we kept saying, “It’s only one game.”

    What will our lame-ass excuses be tonight?

  157. 153 Says:

    another UNEARNED run, i believe.

  158. 154 Says:

    tonight’s excuse: playin at 830 was more like a west coast game….too much advantage for the dodgers

  159. I Says:

    started looking for a clip of a dog running into a wall to celebrate edmonds hurting himself diving, but found this instead. The first 5 seconds are how I felt two days ago, and the 6th second is how I feel now.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EmbmJGGYh4&NR=1

  160. What We Did to Deserve This Says:

    I must’ve been really ******* bad.

  161. god Says:

    *punches me in the nuts* YOU KNOW WHY!

  162. Ron Darling Says:

    evidently i underestimate Dlee’s ability with runners on…and his uncanny way of hitting into routin double plays (which the dodgers wont botch)

  163. J-Day Says:

    Things I never want to hear again:

    Era (error)

    Now batting: Derrek Lee

    Frank TV ads.

    Anything Ron Darling says.

    Soriano.

    Another run for the Dodgers.

    Feel free to add your own.

  164. E-ramis Says:

    see i’m clutch

  165. DeRosa Says:

    SEMI-BONER TIME

  166. Cubs Says:

    Can Takashi Saito pitch every inning of the rest of the series please?

  167. Faint hope Says:

    I am cruel.

  168. 161 Says:

    I’d see Soriano over Fukdome. You see that 8 hopper to the plate?

  169. J-Day Says:

    You know, the difference between Torre and Cubs managers is that Torre looks to head things off before they get bad. Our managers just prefer to sit on the bench and watch.

  170. Cubs Says:

    Damn.

  171. Santo-Pie Says:

    Wow,10-3

  172. A bullet in the head Says:

    I belong in the first fcuker who claims the Cubs scored some kind of moral victory with this “rally” in the 9th. Go **** yourself.

  173. Viagra Ads Says:

    I’m a good reminder of what the Cubs are in October: impotent.

  174. #161 Says:

    Tony Gwynn saying… anything

  175. Reed Johnson Says:

    why the F*ck am i not hitting…i hit with risp all year and Pie gets up?

  176. Back-to-Back Postseasons Says:

    We’re evidence that this is actually progress! Next time we’re in the playoffs, we’ll aim to win a game. Baby steps.

  177. Pie Says:

    Look at my OBP for the postseason B*tches

  178. Donovan Says:

    Way down below the ocean…

  179. Faint hope Says:

    I am drawing you in

  180. Kid in the red shirt Says:

    Either I’m flaming, or Wrigley’s not carding tonight.

  181. Playoff tickets Says:

    I should of been given out for free.

  182. Broxton Says:

    I kind of look like Gagne from behind

  183. Fukku Suck San Says:

    Go back to Japan, asswipe. Never want to see this numnuts on the field again. Evah. Eat the contract and send him away.

  184. Faint hope Says:

    Ha, ha, just kidding (I’m such an asshole!)

  185. J-Day Says:

    If I can amend the list to things I don’t ever want to SEE again, pitches taken right down the middle on anything besides a 3-0 count would be at the top.

  186. Wrigley Field Says:

    See you bitches in April!

  187. 184 Says:

    try january…go hawks…ONE GOAL

  188. ME Says:

    Im the reason for this collapse, I jinxed them. I wore my believe bracelet all year and I lost it last week. :(

  189. 186 Says:

    im gonna rip you a new one on talk radio tomm…all your fault

  190. Lou Says:

    Yeah, you know what, ugh, from now on I don’t want to hear about Fukudome anymore as far as whether he’s going to play or not. I’m gonna play Fontenot or Reed Johnson or somebody else and that’s the end of that story. The kid’s struggling and there’s no sense in sending him out there anymore.

  191. The kid’s struggling Says:

    we knew that going in to, what August? So we run him out there anyway in the ******* playoffs!

  192. The Mets Says:

    Even with our shitty bullpen we would have beaten the Cubs in this series.

  193. Epiphany Says:

    Ok. Here is what’s going to happen.
    Harden pitches great and we edge out LA in game 3.
    Teddy Roosevelt beats them down in game 4.
    and instead of Ryan or Z in game 5, Sean Marshall gets the start and stifles them in game 5.
    It’s Friday, October 3rd.

  194. Epiphany Says:

    Post name God Damn It

  195. Jim Reynolds Says:

    I should be fired for a horrible call at 3rd





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