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October 2nd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
All you crybabies sure are heavy…
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I just gave up a grand slam to Shane Victorino. See you in February in Yankees camp.
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
we are f***ing pansies. The whole lot of us.
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
What? I have a bad calf and I am the only guy who can go yard?–Let’s go fellas!
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Im the same tonight except fookie and the riot switch. The riot second and fookie 8th
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
It will be a miracle if my arm is still attached by February
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
We don’t lie! Given the universe of Kosuke Fukudome HRs in the 2008 season, the odds that an HR happened off Billingsley are 1 in 4, bitches!
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I’m jizzing my pants soft right now, I’m so excited.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
starts tonight ogdens
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Big Z is doing me like the filthy whore I am.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Did you see me talking to Hank White before the game? He told me not to worry if I look like a lost puppy when batting against Zambrano. Hank White is right.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
FYC!
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
We’re rooting for the Cubs. **** you, L.A.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
If a single is an FYC, I win.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Hey you should see that Sarah Palin debate
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
The shitty thing about the playoff games at Chavez Ravine? I’ll get no royalties! ****!
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
What do you want, Chuck, an 8-run HR?
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Dear Derrek:
Please retire.
Love,
Chuck
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
starts tonight
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
because of me, we are drunker and louder
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Go Saarah,
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
**** the debate. I just wish DLee didn’t strike out.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Too bad they didn’t have an earthquake in L.A. because what will their fans blame tonight’s no-hitter on?
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Cancel the post-game show. But Stockton said that Z (or maybe Milt Pappas) was me. Were they southpaws at some other time?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Meltdown time. Nice fucken play Theriot, you little midget.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Why in the **** can’t the Cubs turn me in the playoffs?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
What did I do wrong, Ghost? I prevented DeRosa’s throw from going into left field. Suck on something, and go to hell.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Dear Derrek:
Please retire before the inning is over.
Love,
Chuck
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I’m trying to remind you of Leon Durham.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Here I come.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Put it all down!
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I wasn’t anywhere near the infield.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I got this.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
If I strike ‘em out, they can’t boot the ball, right?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I’m called DP Lee for a reason, wait….
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Are we loud enough tonight?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Sure, NOW I won’t collide with Derrek Lee, breaking his wrist. I should have wrapped my car around a tree sometime and disappeared.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
If I had any faith in the offense…but it’s nice to see that the same gutless pieces of shit we know and love in the playoffs showed up to wilt and drive up Z’s pitch count early.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
The post season is me.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I’m over and so is the season.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I’m gonna go ahead and fall off now.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I owe Cubs fans apologies everywhere.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Well, boys, you have the, um, Bears?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Might as well overthrow now.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Or the, uh, Bulls?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I’m the balls. I wonder if a murder of Derrek Lee and Mark DeRosa would be justifiable homicide.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
No, Vinny, Cubs fans can take comfort the next action at Wrigley will be with me and Patrick Kane.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I’m pitching great. 1 hard hit ball, 3 errors, and a bunt. ******* hell. I have 4 strikeouts in 2 innings. And I suprisingly kept my cool to get manny again.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Told ya.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Why are we guaranteed to blow it in the postseason?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I should demand a trade
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I think it safe to say we root for the worst franchise in the history of sports. It is like the girlfriend who keeps getting beaten by her b/f, but yet chooses to still stay with him.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
We decided to go into the tank like the offense.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I’m senile. Apparently the dodgers created 5 runs by using the hit and run and laying down bunts. Errahs had nothing to do it.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Hey!!! DONATE TO MY FOUNDATION!!! MY DAUGHTER’S BLIND!!! BOO HOO!!!! I’M THE CLUBHOUSE LEADER!!! YOU CUB FANS ARE MEAN TO LATROY HAWKINS! I’M GREAT!!!!
I’m a ******* waste of space.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
sad, i feel sad.
Some weird part of me has come to like and enjoy watching the cubs choke away season after season.
PS-Sara Palin is scary. smiling and smirking the whole time while talking about genocide and such.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I am number 54.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Thought I’d join the club. Now all 4 of us are in it!
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 pm
I’m pitching my ass off and all four of my infielders have made errors. That includes Theriot dumbass barehand thing that should have been an error. **** this.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
When I made an error, it was generally at the dinner table.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Best thing I’ve done with my hands all night
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
I wasn’t using that hand anyway, obviously.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Don’t worry Dodgers, I’ll take care of that double play
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
This game is taking on my form.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Wow, suck on that!
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I am easier to watch than this bullshit Cubs game.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
How do you guys want me to piss away game three?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I don’t get why the announcers are so all over Man Ram’s nuts all of a sudden. This is the same guy that quit on the Red Sox right, but he is such a great ball player!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Don’t worry, Harden. We’ll take care of it.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Dodger fans are going to wave me all Saturday night!!!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
1. Trade Fukky
2. Sign Manny to play right, 3 years-60 million.
3. Mail in 2009 World Series Championship.
4. Get Cuban to give me a 5 year contract.
5. Groom Lassie…again.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Every cubs fan needs some of me right now
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
If he only had one more biscuit for breakfast. Dog biscuit that is.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Already ahead of you!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
We have several holes shot in us tonight.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 pm
You know I’ll start to appear now that the game’s out of reach and there’s no pressure.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I am our best defensive player!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
We feel bad for the Cubbies tonight!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
hey dlee and dero that is an out…can we try that later on?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
2)get a ss,
3)trade fuku,
4)sign manny,
5)get a cf,
6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
8)sign SABATHIA
9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!
what else u got?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
2)get a ss,
3)trade fuku,
4)sign manny,
5)get a cf,
6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
8)sign SABATHIA
9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!
what else u got?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
by later on i mean next year cuz im goin back to venezuela after im done givin up unearned runs tonight
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Where the **** am I?
Where the **** am I?
I’m gonna start following cricket.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Clearly we are trying to give the cubs this game
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
clearly we are not tryin hard enough
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Look we can bobble the ball and still make the out
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
do i have to pitch game three? cant we just start marquis and save me for next year?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Does anyone remember me from earlier in the year?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
11) learnto type
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 pm
If you thought we couldn’t score runs just wait ’til we get to Dodger Stadium
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Hey, I don’t want to hear any complaints out of you guys!
At least you don’t have to clean crap out of 25 pairs of pants after the game…
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I’ve hit two essentially meaningless homeruns and nothing else, but I can’t get these announcers’ mouths away from my penis.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
That’s good! Almost as good as this team is playing.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
It’s a shame that we will only be in LA for one game. Not much time for me to work the Sunset Strip.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
2007 NLDS, I am you.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Come on Cubbies, keep your heads up. I know you can win two when you get back home. Oh! You are playing at home?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Time to bulldoze me yet? With the current team still in the dugout?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Baaaa!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Pat, thanks for mentioning me when we dropped back to back to Milwaukee way back in April.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
time for me
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
96—the only goats involved in this game are the guys at third, SS, 2nd, 1st, and left.
Also, with Z out now, I’d like to say publicly I was wrong about him. He may be the only guy out there tonight who wanted to win.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Waaay ahead of you
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Post Season since 2003
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
**** Me
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I live on in Milwaukee:
http://www.cbs58.com/index.php?aid=4452
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Where’s my viagra?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
OK Pat! I found my gun, where did you hide those damn bullets?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
3 Hits? That’s all we got? 3 goddamn hits?!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I love that sign I just saw . . . true blue Cub fans. And that’s what they are.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
WOOF WOOF
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I feel sorry for the pathetic *****!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
How many warning track fly balls can I hit?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Lassie with a knock!
Harden will probably pitch okay Saturday. It seems to be the guys who’ve been here all year that reek the most of loser.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Right!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Why wasn’t I pinch running?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Can’t wait to see you in the NLCS!!! Oh!! that’s right, you won’t be there!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Cubs suck!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
No…no it can’t.
You’ve either had too much to drink or not enough.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
How appropiate
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
You have to beat the Crew at home first.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I would be better off hitting for Fukodome
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Anybody else wanna pitch in and get Fukudome a one-way ticket back to Japan?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
There are a lot of negative comments about us here. Just stop it or the Desipio Thought Police will get all upset and start calling you names.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Why stop with Fukudome?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Andy would never do such a thing!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:02 pm
#123 – I’ve never been to Japan.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Do they have a Cubs team over there too?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
We actually hit the ball harder and farther then the dodgers this game. Besides the manny shot, of course.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Not Andy. It’s the self appointed, know it alls. The asswipes who have hissy fits if anyone disagrees with them.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
I just can’t accept the fact that this Cubs team with 97 wins . . . that they would be bounced out in three straight.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Hey Pat! This is only game two. Right?!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
When can I start playing A Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
. . . the self appointed, know it alls? That seems to be us, and we were wrong, again!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Thanks for playing my song “All Night Long” between innings. Cool! You guys lose and I win with another royalty!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Wouldn’t it be grand if my arm fell off as a nice send off to this great crowd?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
As i sit here and cry in my beer i’ve decided that i will take a cubbie break. I will wait until we have a team that can handle the postseason. I spent the last six months with the cubs. Every curse killing high and every curse fullfilling low. The regular season was great. unfortunately, this team isn’t built for the postseason. I wait for all of you to tell me i’m not a die hard and i say to you….bite me. I watched every single game. went to a few (live 350 miles away, can’t make it to 30 like i’d like). The point is that last year when this team didn’t show up for the postseason we all thought it was because the stretch run did them in. there is no excuse this year except we don’t have a postseason team. So until soriano’s contract expires and dp lee retires i will be taking a cubbie break.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Sucks to be down 9-1
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 pm
We’re adding a tiny bit of comic relief to this colossal goat f*** at Wrigley. Imagine the millions of us across the globe, a beer or two away from gouging our eyes with a rusty nail.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Someone please shoot me before I have to put up with the idiots who will be calling the postgame show tonight!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Damn it Pat! Where the “F” are my friggin’ bullets!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I don’t care Ron. Shut the “F” up. Please let me call another game with Uke! Those were the days.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Remember us? God, we were fun.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Should I run for president this year?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Jay Leno wants me on his show. I told him “no.” I’m a Cubs fan, what can I say?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
9th inning and we’re booing. We’re drunk and acting stoooopid.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Watch out, I’m speedy!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
How about we win the next two games and the have Kerry Wood blow the game in the 9th inning in front of the home fans?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
grunt
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
i paid A LOT to dick stockton to make me sound like i was good back in 2006
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Ron, we understand your position with Jay Leno. We’re ready for you. How about it?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
See?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Love it when this happens.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
so when is the gold glove voting? does the postseason count?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Another Dodgers run
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Last night we kept saying, “It’s only one game.”
What will our lame-ass excuses be tonight?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
another UNEARNED run, i believe.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
tonight’s excuse: playin at 830 was more like a west coast game….too much advantage for the dodgers
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
started looking for a clip of a dog running into a wall to celebrate edmonds hurting himself diving, but found this instead. The first 5 seconds are how I felt two days ago, and the 6th second is how I feel now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EmbmJGGYh4&NR=1
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I must’ve been really ******* bad.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
*punches me in the nuts* YOU KNOW WHY!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 pm
evidently i underestimate Dlee’s ability with runners on…and his uncanny way of hitting into routin double plays (which the dodgers wont botch)
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Things I never want to hear again:
Era (error)
Now batting: Derrek Lee
Frank TV ads.
Anything Ron Darling says.
Soriano.
Another run for the Dodgers.
Feel free to add your own.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
see i’m clutch
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 pm
SEMI-BONER TIME
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Can Takashi Saito pitch every inning of the rest of the series please?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I am cruel.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I’d see Soriano over Fukdome. You see that 8 hopper to the plate?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
You know, the difference between Torre and Cubs managers is that Torre looks to head things off before they get bad. Our managers just prefer to sit on the bench and watch.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Damn.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Wow,10-3
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I belong in the first fcuker who claims the Cubs scored some kind of moral victory with this “rally” in the 9th. Go **** yourself.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I’m a good reminder of what the Cubs are in October: impotent.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Tony Gwynn saying… anything
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
why the F*ck am i not hitting…i hit with risp all year and Pie gets up?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:39 pm
We’re evidence that this is actually progress! Next time we’re in the playoffs, we’ll aim to win a game. Baby steps.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Look at my OBP for the postseason B*tches
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Way down below the ocean…
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 pm
I am drawing you in
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Either I’m flaming, or Wrigley’s not carding tonight.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I should of been given out for free.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
I kind of look like Gagne from behind
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Go back to Japan, asswipe. Never want to see this numnuts on the field again. Evah. Eat the contract and send him away.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Ha, ha, just kidding (I’m such an asshole!)
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
If I can amend the list to things I don’t ever want to SEE again, pitches taken right down the middle on anything besides a 3-0 count would be at the top.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
See you bitches in April!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
try january…go hawks…ONE GOAL
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
Im the reason for this collapse, I jinxed them. I wore my believe bracelet all year and I lost it last week. :(
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:04 am
im gonna rip you a new one on talk radio tomm…all your fault
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:12 am
Yeah, you know what, ugh, from now on I don’t want to hear about Fukudome anymore as far as whether he’s going to play or not. I’m gonna play Fontenot or Reed Johnson or somebody else and that’s the end of that story. The kid’s struggling and there’s no sense in sending him out there anymore.
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
we knew that going in to, what August? So we run him out there anyway in the ******* playoffs!
October 3rd, 2008 at 8:09 am
Even with our shitty bullpen we would have beaten the Cubs in this series.
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Ok. Here is what’s going to happen.
Harden pitches great and we edge out LA in game 3.
Teddy Roosevelt beats them down in game 4.
and instead of Ryan or Z in game 5, Sean Marshall gets the start and stifles them in game 5.
It’s Friday, October 3rd.
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Post name God Damn It
October 4th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
I should be fired for a horrible call at 3rd