Cubs Live! — Cubs at Astros, 6 p.m., Opening…Dusk?

1. We hope you enjoyed the broadcast, we know you enjoyed the outcome…

2. I will give the Astros fans credit for letting out an unequivocal me when C-Lee let Fontenot’s pop-up drop in front of him as he sauntered in.

3. We’re coming.

4. I’m talking about the game, but I’m really looking deep into your eyes, baby. Yeah, you. Smoove-T is going to show you what he’s made of later.

5. I was the white Milton Bradley before I retired.

6. Are they really that epic? Do they cancel out her massive hang down?

   Stay tuned…

7. You think if Geo Soto has any kids later, he will consider the names of Metro and Tracker?

8. It’s true. He can’t control us. We are like two dogs running around loose in a neighborhood.

9. What about me, #303???

10. I’m still much worse than my statistics would indicate.

11. So… you’re much worse than your results?

12. You mean like the results where I blew the lead against a light hitting bunch of cowards on a night when my team needed me to not give up anything? The stats say I pitched a good game. The results are, we lost because I choked. Apparently I’m not saving that for playoff time this year.

13. Really? A pitcher holds a team to a couple runs, his team can’t score three, and he choked? OK. I think we’re done here.

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