Opening day in the rain.
Estimated start time – 2 p.m.
Pitching matchup
Rockies: Ubaldo Jiminez (1-0, 0.00 ERA)
Cubs: Ted Lilly (1-0, 9.00 ERA)
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on “Cubs Live? — Rockies at Cubs 1:20 (or whenever)”
356 Comments on “Cubs Live? — Rockies at Cubs 1:20 (or whenever)”
That’s why I lost the mayo account.
Game’s over. Come over to our new site and read all about it. It’ll be great.
Just as soon as we figure out how the Scoop Jackson Gibberish to English thing works.
One hit? We only got one goddamned hit?
Dude, shut the fuck up and tell them about the testing supplies like we pay you to do!
We really love to sit in our own filth
Dear Diary,
This game was almost as exciting as the time Tom Glavine won his 300th game. It was a little chilly, but my burka was warm and kind of waterproof. I met a lot of great people including ObeseShutIn37 who was at her first Cubs’ game and had seats in left center, and center and part of right center. I wore my superlucky Cubs road hat, the one they don’t wear anymore, but it’s now 14-17-2 when I wear it to the game. I had to report one of the vendors to security because a woman who was clearly in her late 20′s was served an alcoholic beer and the policy is that anyone under 30 must be ID’d. It was kind of sad to see the vendor fired right on the spot, but if not for rules there’d be chaos.
The Cubs won 4-0 and now I’ll write a narrative of the box score…