In today’s Monday Morning Quarterback on SI.com, NFL blogger Peter King…

…wait, you mean he’s not just some doofus with a blog?  He’s a formerly respected NFL writer at the premiere sports magazine in the United States?  No, that can’t be, for almost a decade now he’s defiled his reputation by writing about Starbucks, New Jersey high school field hockey, people farting on airplanes (him, mostly) and the wonders of all things Favre.

Anyway, in today’s “column” King does what you’d expect the day after the NFL Draft.  He breaks down every team’s picks and how he thinks they did, he writes about trades and contracts and all kinds of NFL stuff that NFL fans can’t get enough of, especially in April, still four months away from semi-meaningful football.

And, of course, he writes about taking a dump in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport.

No, really, he does.

One other note from the road:

Changing planes at DFW on Sunday, I used the men’s room near one of the American gates. I walked into one of the toilet stalls with the automatic flushers.

WHOOOOOSH. I closed the door to the stall and sat down.

Three more times I heard the same WHOOOOOSH as I sat there and minded my own business.

Of course, no flush when I get up and leave the stall. Gotta love technology.

Wait, I’m just assuming he dropped a deuce.  Maybe Pete just enjoys sitting while he pees.

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