Pitching matchup:
Sox: John Danks, 4-5, 4.81 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 4-2, 3.39 ERA
Carlos and Ozzie are doing commercials together. I don’t think this needs any explanation.
[Youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vs1BXcR-ww&feature=player_embedded]
Good to see Ozzie finally embrace his inner ghey pirate.
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Go Cubs!! As bad as we are, the Sux are worse.
Who is having a worse day?
Mel Hall: http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4263794
Or Sammy: http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4264062
In my defense, even though she was 12, she dressed like she was 14.
Which of the Palin daughters will Mel knock up when the Palins visit mid-June 1984 waiver-wire land?
The wrap Comcast is playing right now is the fucking lamest thing ever.
And yes, I spelled it wrap.
It’s raining!
I have to listen to these guys?
Also, nothing like a long rain delay at a night Wrigleyville Cub Sox game. Its going to be punchrific!
Von Joshua looks like Admiral Akbar.
http://www.desipio.com/images/joshua_von.png
It’s a trap!
“The Brewers were down 12-7 and then 12-9 and still came back.”
You mean they were down by five and by three? Wow!
I have a non-baseball medical condition. Is it cranial-rectal inversion?
I’m back. I’m only hitting .833 as a pinch hitter.
Let me translate what Lou just said when asked what Von Joshua will be able to accomplish as hitting coach.
“Not a damn thing.”
I was asked why I can’t be the hitting coach and the manager. My answer was basically, “Who the fuck let George Castle into the interview room?”
This was good:
Bruce Levine: Some people have said you need to show more fire.
Lou Piniella: What do I need to show fire for? I’m not a dragon.
Wow, look at all these missed calls on my cell phone, buddy! I must have been gotten my Hall of Fame erection!
I’d better start listening to these voice mails!
Put a fork in me.
Lou just said, “I wouldn’t know a steroid from a reefer.”
RAIN OUT
This just means we’ll have to see more Sox fans in the daytime. Never a good thing.
I have the best answers to questions
The rain out changes nothing.
I still plan on going to bed drunk and angry.
test
test-2
I threw up for nothing?
Wanna Pepsi?
We’re showing “Run Fat Boy Run” and surprisingly, it’s not about Geovany Soto.
No, but it is about me.
On Steve Strasburg: I can’t commit $30-50 million dollars on a guy i don’t really know enough about.
As the GM I am not capable of finding things out about prospects. Second, this guy isn’t Mo Vaughn.
So will today be a continuation of the GameCast?
Would hate to see all this bandwith go to waste. I know I, for one, can’t wait to see the suppressed screaming ninnies spread their vomit over this page when the Cubs are trailing.
Vomit ^ 2
Driving back from Wisconsin today, I couldn’t take more than 2 innings. And I’m not even talking about Santo who missed one batter while taking a leak, or syringe and asked Judd Sirott if the guy on first base had led off the inning. They are simply dreadful to watch or listen to. We really need to lose the water boarding at Gitmo and pipe cub broadcasts 24/7 to scare those guys straight.