Circuitous flyball route taker and world champion strikeout pouter Chris Coghlan’s production should actually continue to go up now that (for a brief moment, at least) Chris Denforia and Jorge Soler are actually healthy at the same time.  Coghlan and Denorfia were supposed to platoon in left, but it’s never actually been able to work out that way so far.

To celebrate, Coghlan took some time on the bases in New York the other day to simultaneously check himself for testicular and prostate cancer.

Ewww.