Maddux goes for 3,000 part one.

Pitching matchup:

Cubs: Greg Maddux, 8-7, 4.57 ERA, 2994 strikeouts, 892 walks
Reds: Eric Milton, 4-10, 6.93 ERA, 948 strikeouts, 376 walks

Lineups

Cubs
Jerry the Lesser, cf
Todd Walker, 2b
The MVP, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Michael Barrett, c
Jeromy Burnitz, rf
Ron Ce, ss
Matt Murton, lf
Greggy, p

Cincinnati

Ryan “I enjoy kicking old ladies in the face while chasing foul balls” Freel, 3b
Felip Lopez, ss
Griffey the Younger, cf
Austin kEARnS, rf
Adam Dunn, 1b
Rich Aurilia, 2b
Wily Less Pena, lf
Javier Valentin, c
Eric Milton, p

Cubs advance scout Donald Sutherland on Milton, “Alright, just like you, I find Milton to be a bit of a bore. I’m sure Mrs. Milton thought he was a bore, too. He’s long-winded.”