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Cacti League Preview

Cacti League Preview


Posted on Feb 24, 2014 in Cubs

While winter up here shows no signs of letting up, the Cubs are in a brand new ballpark, soaking up the sun and getting ready for another awesome season of baseball, down there in Mesa, Arizona.

Cactus League games start on Thursday, and Desipio.com is your one stop shop for all things spring training.  You want game previews, recaps, reports on what players are making a run at the roster and which are punching their tickets to the bush leagues?

Well, do ya?

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David Haugh is teh stupids

David Haugh is teh stupids


Posted on Feb 18, 2014 in Cubs, MLB

It’s so easy to ignore David Haugh’s existence that after awhile you forget just how colossally stupid he is.  Then, occasionally, he goes out of his way to remind us.  Today was one of those days.

Maybe he figured that because he and Dave Kaplan were about to make their debut on WGN’s new pseudo-FM sports talk station The Game 87.7 FM WKQX.  That’s right, even though your car stereo doesn’t go that low, they are broadcasting on 87.7 FM, and it’s also simulcast on channel 6 on TV.  Not video, just the audio.  It all seems so pointless.  Much like employing David Haugh.

Today, Chicago’s favorite dumbshit decided to reinforce the fact that he knows nothing about baseball.  Lets’ enjoy.

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The Boston Red Sox winning of the 2013 MLB World Series has not been sufficient to make them the hot favourites to do the same again next year – although at 11/1, they are not exactly rank outsiders either. Despite being just behind the LA Dodgers in the bookies reckoning, only a fool would rule out the chances of the Red Sox retaining their title next season. After all, pitching is crucial to the chances of any team going all the way, and here the Red Sox boast an abundance of talent. So should you put your bets on them for MLB 2014?

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Cubs Preview: The Rotation

Cubs Preview: The Rotation


Posted on Feb 14, 2014 in Cubs

Spring Training starts this week…well, at the least the part where guys play catch and we pretend like winter will be over soon.  So now seems as good a time as any to break down the mighty Chicago Cubs position by position.

Monday we checked out the catchers.

Tuesday we dug up some poop on the infielders.

Wednesday we looked at the sorry state of the outfielders.

Thursday you got 2,500 words on the woeful bullpen.

So today, all that’s left are the starting pitchers.

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Cubs Preview: Bullpen

Cubs Preview: Bullpen


Posted on Feb 13, 2014 in Cubs

Spring Training starts this week…well, at the least the part where guys play catch and we pretend like winter will be over soon.  So now seems as good a time as any to break down the mighty Chicago Cubs position by position.

Monday we checked out the catchers.

Tuesday we dug up some poop on the infielders.

Wednesday we looked at the sorry state of the outfielders.

Today, let’s look at the Cubs most glaring perennial weakness…their relief pitching.

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Cubs Preview: Infielders

Cubs Preview: Infielders


Posted on Feb 11, 2014 in Cubs

Spring Training starts this week…well, at the least the part where guys play catch and we pretend like winter will be over soon.  So now seems as good a time as any to break down the mighty Chicago Cubs position by position.

Monday we checked out the catchers.

Today?  The embarrassment of riches (or, just embarrassment) that is the Cubs infield.

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Cubs Preview: Catchers

Cubs Preview: Catchers


Posted on Feb 10, 2014 in Cubs

Spring Training starts this week…well, at the least the part where guys play catch and we pretend like winter will be over soon.  So now seems as good a time as any to break down the mighty Chicago Cubs position by position.

Today?  Let’s squat.

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