The Oughts: Remember these bums

Now that we’ve figured out who had the best seasons at each position this decade for the Cubs, how about we take a tour around the great Cubs teams of the last ten years and reminisce about some of the truly awful players they actually paid to play for them....

You must be this tall to be traded to the A’s

Because you can’t spell “Attack of the Angry Dwarves” without A’s, the Cubs have found a taker for awful, little, utility infielder Aaron Miles, and all it cost the Cubs was Miles, a million dollars and a balder version of Jack Cust. The Cubs...