Moron the Cubs stance on Sammy

Jan 20, 2018 | Cubs, Featured, MLB

Every year at the Cubs Convention somebody asks Tom Ricketts a question about Sammy Sosa and every year (at least since 2010) Tom bungles the answer.  It should not be a hard question to field, especially since he knows it’s coming.  What he should do is...

Theo briefs Jon Lester on Chicago media

Dec 15, 2014 | Media Hacks

Our good friend Bruce Miles confirmed something we were about to leak.  Before signing with the Cubs, Jon Lester was briefed on what to expect from the media who cover the team. Theo briefed Lester on Chicago media. He still signed with #Cubs — Bruce Miles...

David Haugh is teh stupids

Feb 18, 2014 | Cubs, MLB

It’s so easy to ignore David Haugh’s existence that after awhile you forget just how colossally stupid he is.  Then, occasionally, he goes out of his way to remind us.  Today was one of those days. Maybe he figured that because he and Dave Kaplan were...

Reminder: David Haugh is the dumbest

Apr 7, 2013 | Cubs

So I was enjoying a rare sunny Sunday when I got direct messaged by someone in the Chicago media asking if I had read David Haugh’s column today. Consider Sunday ruined. We long ago established that Haugh is an idiot, and a terrible columnist.  Days like today...

David Huh is dumb

Jun 2, 2011 | Cubs, Featured

You know something must be obvious when both David Huh and Rick Morrissey feel the need to write about it.  Today, they both wrote about how the Cubs are bad (gee, thanks for the news flash).  Huh’s take was even more laughably dumb than Morrissey’s was,...