Bears fans and media really are the worst
Dec10

Bears fans and media really are the worst

When Jay Cutler left his groin in a pile in DC several weeks ago, we all thought the season was over.  Once again, an injury to the one competent Bears QB on the roster would fell the entire house of cards and we’d have months of terrible football to slog through.  But lo, there was another. The Bears rummaged through the scrap heap and pulled out Josh McCown, and he was pretty good.  He nearly won a ludicrous shootout in that...

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My new favorite picture, ever

Emasculating haircut?  Check. Emasculating dog?  Check. Comfy pants? Check. Orange running shoes that Steve Prefontaine likely tested in 1973?  Check. Pink bag filled with rolled up dog shit retrieval bags?  Check. Bemused look?  Check. Giving the old fuck you to the paparazzo?  Check. Jay Cutler’s one of my favorite Chicago athletes of all time, and this picture does nothing to detract from that.   Little dogs are yippy and...

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Does this guy look like a quitter?
Jan24

Does this guy look like a quitter?

Ahh, the meatheads are out in full force.  They’re all saying that Jay Cutler quit, that he couldn’t handle being down 14-0 in the NFC Championship game so he just started limping around and then took himself out of a game so that his sterling backups Todd and Caleb could finish things up. And I’ll admit that yesterday, when Jay first got hurt I was in meathead mode myself. Some of you got these tweets from my...

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Mike Martz breaks down NFC Championship Game
Jan22

Mike Martz breaks down NFC Championship Game

Oooh, hey there.  Glad you stopped by.  I’m just putting the final touches here on the game plan for Sunday’s big game. I really think we’re going to win this game, don’t you?  I was just watching some tape on on our offense against Seattle and I thought Jay was just tremendous.  Just really, really great.  You know, he’s really, really smart, don’t you?  He’s a joy to coach.  He’s...

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