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Meet the Cubs Pitchers!
Mar30

Meet the Cubs Pitchers!

Yesterday we took a tour of the Cubs position players as we head into the 2012 season.  It wasn’t a pretty sight.  It was like coming up on a motorcycle accident and realizing that the driver wasn’t wearing a helmet or pants. Today, we hold our nose and cast a quick glance at the other half of the roster.  The pitching staff. Not since the days of Steve Rain, Daniel Garibay and Ruben Quevedo have the Cubs been this stacked...

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Should the Cubs be willing to trade anybody?
Nov29

Should the Cubs be willing to trade anybody?

Every time I see outrage on the Interwebs among Cubs fans I reflexively run to the side opposite the outrage.  The reason?  Cubs fans are idiots. What caused the idiot horde to take their rage out for a spin yesterday?  Busty Olney reported the Cubs would listen to trade offers on Matt Garza. WELL HOLY SHIT MERLENE, GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES, WEEZE GONNA PAY THEO A LITTLE VISIT! A quick scan of the Cubs 40 man roster is a...

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Cubs finally get it
Jan28

Cubs finally get it

I’m not what you would call an optimist by nature.  I’m also not what you’d call hygenic, but that’s really neither here nor there. But I have got to tell you, recent moves by the Chicago Cubs have got me thinking that as Ron Santo used to bellow at odd times, THIS IS THE YEAR! There’s no mistaking that the Cubs went off the rails after the 2008 collapse against the Dodgers and they got rid of their...

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Cubs add to all-nuthouse rotation
Jan07

Cubs add to all-nuthouse rotation

Today, the Cubs struck a blow for freedom of the press (or something.)  It was just three days ago that the pigment challenged beat writer of the Sun Times stuck his little pencil neck out and declared the Cubs the front runner to acquire the talented, but batshit crazy Tampa Bay Rays righthander Matt Garza.  Fellow baseball writers on the internet scoffed at poor little Gordon.  Buster Olney said the report was full of crap.  Marc...

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