May 24, 2012 | Media Hacks
When last we left our beloved national baseball writing dumbass he was trying to figure out why Joe Maddon can’t just pick a lineup and use it, his boner was only partly flaccid over the Conor Gillaspie era in San Francisco (alas, Conor lasted only six days and...
May 9, 2012 | Media Hacks, MLB
Last time on Mild Retardation Theater, Phil waxed poetic about…Curtis Granderson…again (I know, right?), how Kenny Williams assraped Brad Eldred’s budding career four years ago and how Marlon Byrd’s mere presence had righted whatever was...
May 2, 2012 | Featured, Media Hacks, MLB
When last we heard from our ranking hero Phil Rogers he was trying to understand the Spinx that is Chad Billingsley, he was rewarding the Mets scrappy start by moving them down the rankings, and he wanted to rank the plucky Indians higher, but the feces throwing...
Apr 24, 2012 | Cubs, Featured, Media Hacks
When last we left our fearless ranking hero, he was trying to rhyme Lewis and Holland with Spahn and Sain, and he was marveling at how normally docile Atlantonians could be so creatively vile towards Ryan Braun. Phil Rogers’ MLB power rankings Rangers hold...
Apr 17, 2012 | Featured, Media Hacks, MLB
Power rankings go back to the days of JG Taylor Spink (not really) and I was being paid to half-ass them 15 years ago (really) for various sites. Â One thing about them has never changed. Â They’re pointless. Â They’re an easy way to churn out a column...
