Jeff Samardzija: The Mentalist

Jeff Samardzija: The Mentalist

There are hazards to reading anything Rick Morrissey writes.  Mostly, you risk the danger of another one of his ill-thought-out hot takes making you dumber, but occasionally, they can cause hysterical blindness.  I’m not really sure what his meeting of the...
Theo briefs Jon Lester on Chicago media

Theo briefs Jon Lester on Chicago media

Our good friend Bruce Miles confirmed something we were about to leak.  Before signing with the Cubs, Jon Lester was briefed on what to expect from the media who cover the team. Theo briefed Lester on Chicago media. He still signed with #Cubs — Bruce Miles...
Rick Morrissey wants you all to calm down!

Rick Morrissey wants you all to calm down!

Apparently Rick Morrissey is still being paid to write sports columns for a Chicago newspaper–believe me, I’m as surprised as you are–and earlier this week he had a very important message for all of you Cubs fans getting excited about the debut of...

Rick Morrissey is still a clueless asshat

For those of you who were still wondering, Rick Morrissey is still an idiot.  I can’t imagine too many of you were actually wondering, but if you were, I’m happy to provide the confirmation you need. Yesterday, Morrissey continued the demise of the daily...

Rick Morrissey is tangibly awful

I probably don’t have to remind you that Kermit’s and my newest Facebook friend, Chicago Tribune sports “columnist” Rick Morrissey is a simplistic boob.  I probably don’t have to remind you of that, because Rick takes it upon himself to...