Wrigley’s never looked better, just in time

Wrigley’s never looked better, just in time

With Opening Night (why are the Cubs opening at night…again?) just hours away, we’re getting our first good looks at the renovations to Wrigley Field that were mostly made on the outside this offseason. Quite frankly, the park has never looked better....
Crane wants to see you in the bathroom

Crane wants to see you in the bathroom

America was stunned to learn that a 100 year old stadium, under reconstruction, didn’t have an optimal number of restrooms to serve a crowd that had been drinking for eight hours before the gates even opened yesterday. By now you’ve heard the horror...
Lunatic advice for world-class dipshit Crane Kenney

Lunatic advice for world-class dipshit Crane Kenney

Two of our favorite asshats collided this week, when Al Yellon decided to give advice to Crane Kenney now that the world knows of the secret shame the Cubs have been hiding for several months…that they gave Crane a five-year contract extension. It’s...
Cubs release 2014 promotional schedule

Cubs release 2014 promotional schedule

  So the Cubs are billing this 2014 season the “Party of the Century.”  Oh, boy. They released the promo schedule today.  Keep in mind it’s Wrigley’s 100th anniversary, so some of the giveaways are not entirely Cubs focused.  For...