a nice 85 bears montage, set to some phil collins (i think)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6uoNwDHh3Mc&search=chicago%20bears
Quote from: Dan the Fan on May 13, 2006, 04:23:58 PM
a nice 85 bears montage, set to some phil collins (i think)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6uoNwDHh3Mc&search=chicago%20bears
I really miss that team. It was something watching a team that dominated everyone else with their willingness to get physical...Like a team full of mini-Butkuses.
Nice to see a team actually play with some talent. With all the great defense, I think my favorite highlight may be LT getting absolutely pancaked by Bortz (I beleive)
Nice.
Yeah, that song is "Land Of Confusion" by Genesis.
here's the what is love 5 minute nike air-jordan commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4yv1cUXU4&search=nike%20commercial%20jordan
http://youtube.com/watch?v=35R_67ow26I&search=greg%20maddux
pat and ron in rare form.
Quote from: Dan the Fan on May 27, 2006, 04:52:33 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=35R_67ow26I&search=greg%20maddux
pat and ron in rare form.
Ron Santos? Is that Ronnie's latin cousin?
Oh man that was awesome Dan.
Shining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z11B9L2awVA&search=Shining)
Sleepless in Seattle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI89JJ-fxbs&search=Sleepless%20in%20Seattle)
Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRuAWD6LCGw&search=Ten%20things%20commandments)
Three movie trailers redone, wear a diaper, you might crap yourself.
Oh the fucking humanity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdI37HbztWI&eurl=
Quote from: thehawk on May 13, 2006, 05:41:21 PM
Nice to see a team actually play with some talent. With all the great defense, I think my favorite highlight may be LT getting absolutely pancaked by Bortz (I beleive)
Sweet video.
It was actually Jim Covert pancaking LT.
Rolling with Bob Saget (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis&eurl=)
Baddest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater.
Quote from: bigD on June 01, 2006, 12:38:39 PM
Oh the f@#$ing humanity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdI37HbztWI&eurl=
that was phenomenal, thanks
Since I am so apathetic about the cubs this year, I made my own 1985 Bears tribute video.
http://cubcurse.wordpress.com/2006/06/11/monsters-of-the-midway/
Reminds me of better times. sigh.
Notre Dame defensive back Tommy Zbikowski's pro boxing debut...one minute, five seconds of "Oh, how humiliating!":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_tlqC5y0Vk&eurl=
Quote from: Neifilicious on June 11, 2006, 11:09:42 PM
Notre Dame defensive back Tommy Zbikowski's pro boxing debut...one minute, five seconds of "Oh, how humiliating!":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_tlqC5y0Vk&eurl=
Fantastic. We played youth football with him and his older brother EJ in Buffalo Grove. I remember when this kid was 5 years old. He's doing quite well for himself.
bump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLY3dz97jyM
Great. Now I need grain alcohol.
Quote from: berserker on June 25, 2006, 05:35:01 PM
bump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLY3dz97jyM
Intrepid Reader: Tom TuckerThank you, Connie, for setting your people back a thousand years.
Quote from: Timmy B on June 25, 2006, 05:49:27 PM
Great. Now I need grain alcohol.
I think Connie might have had enough for both of you.
Chris Jericho introduces the WCW Cruiserweight Battle Royal - one of the funniest things ever from WCW at its prime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICfP05-Di4
Dean Malenko was in the Ciclope costume and won... which was great to watch Ciclope tear through the cruiserweights and sitting there going WTF? Malenko then beat Jericho, which prompted Jericho to go to DC and the Library of Congress to look up the "official rules" of wrestling and stand at various landmarks holding a "conspiracy victim" sign with an arrow pointing down above his head.
That was Jericho's finest hour in WCW. My brother, dad and I were in hysterics whenever a Jericho segment rolled on that Nitro.
It's funny that Jericho stopped being all that funny when he wasn't allowed to write his own material.
Quote from: cubfaninPA on June 26, 2006, 10:16:04 AM
Chris Jericho introduces the WCW Cruiserweight Battle Royal - one of the funniest things ever from WCW at its prime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICfP05-Di4
Dean Malenko was in the Ciclope costume and won... which was great to watch Ciclope tear through the cruiserweights and sitting there going WTF? Malenko then beat Jericho, which prompted Jericho to go to DC and the Library of Congress to look up the "official rules" of wrestling and stand at various landmarks holding a "conspiracy victim" sign with an arrow pointing down above his head.
That was Jericho's finest hour in WCW. My brother, dad and I were in hysterics whenever a Jericho segment rolled on that Nitro.
It's funny that Jericho stopped being all that funny when he wasn't allowed to write his own material.
This was what got me into wrestling back then. Jericho always will be my favorite. Man he was awesome.
Y2J kicks ass. I still have a "Jerichoholic" T-shirt.
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 10:18:00 AM
Quote from: cubfaninPA on June 26, 2006, 10:16:04 AM
Chris Jericho introduces the WCW Cruiserweight Battle Royal - one of the funniest things ever from WCW at its prime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICfP05-Di4
Dean Malenko was in the Ciclope costume and won... which was great to watch Ciclope tear through the cruiserweights and sitting there going WTF? Malenko then beat Jericho, which prompted Jericho to go to DC and the Library of Congress to look up the "official rules" of wrestling and stand at various landmarks holding a "conspiracy victim" sign with an arrow pointing down above his head.
That was Jericho's finest hour in WCW. My brother, dad and I were in hysterics whenever a Jericho segment rolled on that Nitro.
It's funny that Jericho stopped being all that funny when he wasn't allowed to write his own material.
This was what got me into wrestling back then. Jericho always will be my favorite. Man he was awesome.
See? Â The Ice man did have some great moments.
Isn't he Y2J + 6 now? Nothing like getting saddled with a crappy gimmick and not being able to drop it. He should've gone back to lionheart or the man of 1001 moves about 5 years ago.
But that Mongoose McQueen thing is working. Working like toothless hooker.
I haven't seen Jericho on tv in years. I keep him the way he was at his height of popularity. I too have a Jerichoholic t shirt. Fucking sweet tits.
CT, you're right Malenko was involved in greatness, but to be fair, we all know Jericho carried that bit.
I always marveled that Y2J could grow a long beard in what seemed like three weeks. Powers of Y2J. Bless that man.
So should we just start a wrestling thread? Because for some reason I keep thinking about the time that the Big Boss Man showed up to Paul Wight's father's funeral in the bluesmobile, hooked up a winch to the casket and drove away with it, with the Big Show holding on for dear life to the coffin.
And if I don't talk about it, my head might explode.
Quote from: CPT on June 26, 2006, 10:39:48 AM
So should we just start a wrestling thread? Because for some reason I keep thinking about the time that the Big Boss Man showed up to Paul Wight's father's funeral in the bluesmobile, hooked up a winch to the casket and drove away with it, with the Big Show holding on for dear life to the coffin.
And if I don't talk about it, my head might explode.
My love is for the intependent promoters...there used to be this guy, Herb Abrams, who had the UWF...for $10, you could sit in a little hall for about 6 hours while they just televised match after match full of washed-up guys like Ivan Koloff and Bob Backlund.
There was another guy in Philadelphia named Joel Goodhart, who had the most kick-ass matches at the Philly civic center, and ever couple months he'd have Eddie Gilbert and Mick Foley (he was Cactus Jack at the time), do the most amazing 2-out-of-3 matches, where each fall would be a different type of match...barbed wire match, ladder match, and there'd always be a building match (pin anywhere in the building counts...they'd always trach the snack bar)...aaaah, good times.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed Jericho's facial situation Slaky.... Jericho would show up on each RAW with a different facial hair configuration from the previous week and I'd always point it out to my wife (that poor woman).
Didn't Jericho introduce the term "assclown" to our society, or am I mistaken?
Quote from: Dave B on June 26, 2006, 11:14:28 AM
Didn't Jericho introduce the term "assclown" to our society, or am I mistaken?
Honestly, that's where I got it from.
www.chrisjericho.com
It was so bad-ass seeing Lionheart Jericho at One Night Stand last year.
Quote from: Dave B on June 26, 2006, 11:14:28 AM
Didn't Jericho introduce the term "assclown" to our society, or am I mistaken?
I think it was Office Space - Michael Bolton "who, that no-talent assclown?"
But Jericho certainly helped.
And since someone mentioned The Big Show in an over the top bit, I couldn't help but think of when he was feuding with Kurt Angle (who has been the best all-around in terms of promos, entertainment and matches this decade, and often one of WWF's few bright spots) and Big Show was handing out condoms or something, and Angle did an Angle for Abstinence shtick. Priceless.
I remember when Big Show first appeared ... St. Valentine's Day Massacre, 1999, when he bursts through the bottom of the ring and started throwing Austin around to save Vince McMahon. Michael Cole started spooging himself immediately -- "MY GOD! THAT'S PAUL WIGHT! LOOK AT HIM! HE'S LIKE A GIANT!"
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
It was like anytime, ANYTIME, there was an Undertaker vs. Kane match. My god. Talk about watching paint dry. Fucking brutal.
Also, great call Timmy B. I was at the now defunct R and R's watching that PPV back in Champaign. It was steak sauce. That was the WWF's equivalent to the MLB's juiced ball era. Exciting as hell.
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
But to his credit, he doesn't kill everyone he ever works with in the ring, unlike Mizark Henry.
Best ten-year contract
ever. Was Ed Lynch running WWF contracts at the time?
In the spirit of Big Slow discussion ... gentlemen, you ask for miracles, I give you WCW booking.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LGT_ogHoMMo
"THE YET-TAY!"
Quote from: Timmy B on June 26, 2006, 01:02:31 PM
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
But to his credit, he doesn't kill everyone he ever works with in the ring, unlike Mizark Henry.
Best ten-year contract ever. Was Ed Lynch running WWF contracts at the time?
Mark Henry has nothing on Savio Vega. Or D-Lo Brown for that matter....
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 12:55:30 PM
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
It was like anytime, ANYTIME, there was an Undertaker vs. Kane match. My god. Talk about watching paint dry. f@#$ing brutal.
Also, great call Timmy B. I was at the now defunct R and R's watching that PPV back in Champaign. It was steak sauce. That was the WWF's equivalent to the MLB's juiced ball era. Exciting as hell.
R&R's is defunct?!? Dammit. Is That's Rentertainment still open? My wife lived in the apartment upstairs from there.
I was watching that St. Valentine's Day Massacre steal-per-view as well. Wight cost Mr. McMahon the cage match when he tossed Austin through the cage and onto floor outside. And that was probably the pinacle of Wight's WWF/E career.
That PPV was also notable for boring the shit out of all of America with Goldust v. Bluedust and Big Boss Man v. Mideon. Not even grain alcohol can make those entertaining.
Quote from: CPT on June 26, 2006, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 12:55:30 PM
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
It was like anytime, ANYTIME, there was an Undertaker vs. Kane match. My god. Talk about watching paint dry. f@#$ing brutal.
Also, great call Timmy B. I was at the now defunct R and R's watching that PPV back in Champaign. It was steak sauce. That was the WWF's equivalent to the MLB's juiced ball era. Exciting as hell.
R&R's is defunct?!? Â Dammit. Â Is That's Rentertainment still open? Â My wife lived in the apartment upstairs from there.
I was watching that St. Valentine's Day Massacre steal-per-view as well. Wight cost Mr. McMahon the cage match when he tossed Austin through the cage and onto floor outside. And that was probably the pinacle of Wight's WWF/E career.
I was on campus for the first time in years in March. Your head would explode at all the changes BUT I think That's Rentertainment is still there on John. But it's now next door to a....Bar Louie. Yep. Mindblowing.
R&R's is now some bar that is 21 only called the Firehaus or something. Meh. They also have a Potbelly's, Chipotle, Starbucks all on Green St. I remember when there was a Burger King that was so slow you pretty much had to go behind the counter and grab your own food.
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: CPT on June 26, 2006, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 12:55:30 PM
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
It was like anytime, ANYTIME, there was an Undertaker vs. Kane match. My god. Talk about watching paint dry. f@#$ing brutal.
Also, great call Timmy B. I was at the now defunct R and R's watching that PPV back in Champaign. It was steak sauce. That was the WWF's equivalent to the MLB's juiced ball era. Exciting as hell.
R&R's is defunct?!? Â Dammit. Â Is That's Rentertainment still open? Â My wife lived in the apartment upstairs from there.
I was watching that St. Valentine's Day Massacre steal-per-view as well. Wight cost Mr. McMahon the cage match when he tossed Austin through the cage and onto floor outside. And that was probably the pinacle of Wight's WWF/E career.
I was on campus for the first time in years in March. Your head would explode at all the changes BUT I think That's Rentertainment is still there on John. But it's now next door to a....Bar Louie. Yep. Mindblowing.
R&R's is now some bar that is 21 only called the Firehaus or something. Meh. They also have a Potbelly's, Chipotle, Starbucks all on Green St. I remember when there was a Burger King that was so slow you pretty much had to go behind the counter and grab your own food.
They also weren't too fond of drunken idiots grabbing the microphone and calling out stupid orders.
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: CPT on June 26, 2006, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 12:55:30 PM
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
It was like anytime, ANYTIME, there was an Undertaker vs. Kane match. My god. Talk about watching paint dry. f@#$ing brutal.
Also, great call Timmy B. I was at the now defunct R and R's watching that PPV back in Champaign. It was steak sauce. That was the WWF's equivalent to the MLB's juiced ball era. Exciting as hell.
R&R's is defunct?!? Â Dammit. Â Is That's Rentertainment still open? Â My wife lived in the apartment upstairs from there.
I was watching that St. Valentine's Day Massacre steal-per-view as well. Wight cost Mr. McMahon the cage match when he tossed Austin through the cage and onto floor outside. And that was probably the pinacle of Wight's WWF/E career.
I was on campus for the first time in years in March. Your head would explode at all the changes BUT I think That's Rentertainment is still there on John. But it's now next door to a....Bar Louie. Yep. Mindblowing.
R&R's is now some bar that is 21 only called the Firehaus or something. Meh. They also have a Potbelly's, Chipotle, Starbucks all on Green St. I remember when there was a Burger King that was so slow you pretty much had to go behind the counter and grab your own food.
A Bar Louie? Â Is that where the Panera Bread used to be? Â Man, the place is going corporate. Â Does this mean that the Chinese buffet on Green Street is gone?
Quote from: CPT on June 26, 2006, 02:52:21 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: CPT on June 26, 2006, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 12:55:30 PM
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
It was like anytime, ANYTIME, there was an Undertaker vs. Kane match. My god. Talk about watching paint dry. f@#$ing brutal.
Also, great call Timmy B. I was at the now defunct R and R's watching that PPV back in Champaign. It was steak sauce. That was the WWF's equivalent to the MLB's juiced ball era. Exciting as hell.
R&R's is defunct?!? Â Dammit. Â Is That's Rentertainment still open? Â My wife lived in the apartment upstairs from there.
I was watching that St. Valentine's Day Massacre steal-per-view as well. Wight cost Mr. McMahon the cage match when he tossed Austin through the cage and onto floor outside. And that was probably the pinacle of Wight's WWF/E career.
I was on campus for the first time in years in March. Your head would explode at all the changes BUT I think That's Rentertainment is still there on John. But it's now next door to a....Bar Louie. Yep. Mindblowing.
R&R's is now some bar that is 21 only called the Firehaus or something. Meh. They also have a Potbelly's, Chipotle, Starbucks all on Green St. I remember when there was a Burger King that was so slow you pretty much had to go behind the counter and grab your own food.
A Bar Louie? Â Is that where the Panera Bread used to be? Â Man, the place is going corporate. Â Does this mean that the Chinese buffet on Green Street is gone?
Yep. What a joke. I would never go if I was still a student. Hell, I don't go NOW and it's 15 seconds from my apartment. Not sure about the Chinese buffet though. There were so many I couldn't keep 'em straight. Ren's was the place for me.
Quote from: CPT on June 26, 2006, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 26, 2006, 12:55:30 PM
Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan. He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring. Punch, Kick, Headbutt. Bo-ring.
It was like anytime, ANYTIME, there was an Undertaker vs. Kane match. My god. Talk about watching paint dry. f@#$ing brutal.
Also, great call Timmy B. I was at the now defunct R and R's watching that PPV back in Champaign. It was steak sauce. That was the WWF's equivalent to the MLB's juiced ball era. Exciting as hell.
R&R's is defunct?!? Dammit. Is That's Rentertainment still open? My wife lived in the apartment upstairs from there.
I was watching that St. Valentine's Day Massacre steal-per-view as well. Wight cost Mr. McMahon the cage match when he tossed Austin through the cage and onto floor outside. And that was probably the pinacle of Wight's WWF/E career.
Nah....the highlight was when he was suplexed off the top rope and the ring caved in. It was cooler the first time when ECW did it (Taz suplexed Bam Bam Bigalow through the ring floor).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PI7pAmKJoY&search=ring%20collapse
That deserves the coveted "Steak Sauce On Wheels".
(http://www.rahul.net/mcgrew/derby/photos/d97b03.jpg)
Just got done watching Owen Hart v Jushin Liger. This is how wrestling should be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAUk5_HdFRA&search=jushin%20liger
Rats, I always thought terrible movie tie-ins were how wrestling should be done.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s3sIFaAFtFQ
(warning: WCW booking)
Damn you, guys. Â DAMN you! Â You know you're baiting me into going off, here. Â Okay, I already see TW beat me to the punch when I opened this post up, smack bang in the face with a Jushin Liger link. Â I still have a few left in the chamber, though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcbn0AXYVFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-zac_hcick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak
Those three would like a ride on the SteakSauceMobile.
And for a legitimate match? Â Three of the best workers in North America bring the fucking house down:
AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Christopher Daniels: Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smFbRcjLKBI
The "it's still real to me, damn it" clip has me in tears of laughter every time I see it.
Much like when Paul comes around.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YxKmNPQOp40
RVD and Sabu v. Hayabusa and Tommy Dreamer (Japan).
I love youtube for this exact reason. You want to watch Liger? Bam...youtube. You want to watch the Von Erichs? Youtube. You want to watch Ricky Steamboat vs Randy Savage? Youtube. Dynamite Fucking Kid vs Tiger Mask? Youtube. Peagasus Kid v Dean Malenko? Youtube. Want to see Hogan vs Andre when Andre could still move around? Or Giant Baba and Andre vs Demolition? You know where to go.
Or if you want to watch Vince McMahon sing and dance to a guitar played by Hulk Hogan ... YouTube.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgrfeblX_so
Or the best promo Masked Kane ever did:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U324OFwE8i8
You Olympic champion. It's true.
http://youtube.com/watch?search=kurt+angle&v=pQ17NKEQ69A
Although if someone could explain to e how he won I'd much appreciate it. Looks like the setup to a Rambo movie.
Quote from: Timmy B on June 26, 2006, 05:23:14 PM
Or the best promo Masked Kane ever did:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U324OFwE8i8
I can't believe that I forgot about that... I was always a big fan of when Kane was teaming with XPac and used the voice mod to say "Suck It."
Or when he set JR on fire. "My Gawd King, what kind of man sets another man on fire?"
Quote from: HollywoodCubbie on June 11, 2006, 10:24:54 PM
Since I am so apathetic about the cubs this year, I made my own 1985 Bears tribute video.
http://cubcurse.wordpress.com/2006/06/11/monsters-of-the-midway/
Reminds me of better times. sigh.
Steak sauce.
You tube is supposed to be reserved for naked chicks or half-naked chicks doing fun and exciting things.
The one time, as a college and pro sports fan, that following sports actually paid off instead of ending in utter disappointment...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmrvVQFGFlY&search=Illinois%20Arizona
I never really cared for the Illini, but that was one of the all-time greatest comebacks I've ever seen. Williams was nails in that game.
I wish I made this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y&search=big%2520lebowski%2520fucking
Quote from: Slaky311 on July 24, 2006, 10:11:26 AM
I wish I made this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y&search=big%2520lebowski%2520f@#$ing
The crown jewel of my t-shirt collection is my Lebowski Fest one. It's kelly green. On the front it just says "ACHIEVER." On the back, it says, "And proud we are of all of them." Awesome.
Quote from: Bad Kermit on July 24, 2006, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky311 on July 24, 2006, 10:11:26 AM
I wish I made this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y&search=big%2520lebowski%2520f@#$ing
The crown jewel of my t-shirt collection is my Lebowski Fest one. It's kelly green. On the front it just says "ACHIEVER." On the back, it says, "And proud we are of all of them." Awesome.
That's a keeper. The best I can do is a three-quarter sleeve shirt that says "the dude abides" on the front. But I want the Lebowski Fest one with the poster of Nixon bowling on the front. Bad ass.
Quote from: Slaky311 on July 24, 2006, 10:11:26 AM
I wish I made this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y&search=big%2520lebowski%2520f@#$ing
The Scarface one came first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uok1_YS541U
Someone put a whole bunch of Ronnie Lane on You Tube recently, and it's been a happy summer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o6msjC6_IE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA3I0DphRRg&search=ronnie%20woo
Chads WOO love WOO Ronnie WOO
*vomit*
Is there a single real fan out there that doesn't want Ronnie banned from the park? He should be spending that time cleaning windshields with a dirty newspaper.
Oh, and...Does anyone know how to download a vid off of youtube? There's gotta be a way.
Quote from: Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound on July 24, 2006, 07:11:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA3I0DphRRg&search=ronnie%20woo
Chads WOO love WOO Ronnie WOO
*vomit*
Is there a single real fan out there that doesn't want Ronnie banned from the park? He should be spending that time cleaning windshields with a dirty newspaper.
Oh, and...Does anyone know how to download a vid off of youtube? There's gotta be a way.
http://www.google.com/search?q=download+youtube&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official
Ugh. Yah, found one way there. Now I can go through a giant pain in the ass to play them in a 4" x 4" screen. I need to find a way that lets me just play them in media player.
Wait. I take it back. This miracle of technology has allowed me to save the timeless Hasselhoff video "Du" onto my hard drive.
I love it.
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I wish I made this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y&search=big%2520lebowski%2520f@#$ing
The Scarface one came first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uok1_YS541U
You have urinated in my cereal. I hope you sleep better.
Quote from: Slaky311 on July 24, 2006, 08:12:37 PM
Quote from: berserker on July 24, 2006, 04:49:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on July 24, 2006, 10:11:26 AM
I wish I made this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y&search=big%2520lebowski%2520f@#$ing
The Scarface one came first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uok1_YS541U
You have urinated in my cereal. I hope you sleep better.
So you're the only person who has cereral that's fully Kreusened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSCyWotqmY
Quote from: Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound on July 25, 2006, 03:01:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSCyWotqmY
I'm going to just go ahead and not open this at work. Fool me once, shame on you.
Quote from: Bad Kermit on July 25, 2006, 03:10:15 PM
Quote from: Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound on July 25, 2006, 03:01:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSCyWotqmY
I'm going to just go ahead and not open this at work. Fool me once, shame on you.
It contains no porn or anything. Not a single naked person. It's fully-clothed cartoon violence set to some nice Beatles music.
Quote from: Bad Kermit on July 25, 2006, 03:10:15 PM
Quote from: Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound on July 25, 2006, 03:01:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSCyWotqmY
I'm going to just go ahead and not open this at work. Fool me once, shame on you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEIbZtgmlkE
Well, now I've got that song going through my head.
Classy tune.
Quote from: Indolent Reader on July 25, 2006, 03:55:03 PM
Well, now I've got that song going through my head.
Classy tune.
Don't fight it, babe.
Quote from: Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound on July 25, 2006, 03:13:03 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on July 25, 2006, 03:10:15 PM
Quote from: Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound on July 25, 2006, 03:01:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSCyWotqmY
I'm going to just go ahead and not open this at work. Fool me once, shame on you.
It contains no porn or anything. Not a single naked person. It's fully-clothed cartoon violence set to some nice Beatles music.
Like I said, shame on you.
Let's slow it down a bit....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jflNg070AdA&search=the%20wet%20spots
Quote from: Indolent Reader on July 25, 2006, 04:08:39 PM
Let's slow it down a bit....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jflNg070AdA&search=the%20wet%20spots
In case anyone was wondering, they'll be playing live at Homopalooza on the 30th. You just can't make up shit like this.
http://www.wetspotsmusic.com/events.html
Yeah, so I know that Bill Simmons mentioned this in one of his "columns", but it bears repeating that this could be the most puzzling video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGdXZ6o2xs&search=separate%20ways%20journey
shit like that gives air-keyboard players like myself a bad name.
Quote from: Indolent Reader on July 27, 2006, 10:13:15 PM
Yeah, so I know that Bill Simmons mentioned this in one of his "columns", but it bears repeating that this could be the most puzzling video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGdXZ6o2xs&search=separate%20ways%20journey
After watching it, I've tried to figure out what is the most puzzling aspect of the video...
- That Steve Perry tries to look buff
- That the girls skirt is that long
- That when the chic leaves, it's two guys staring across at each other
- That the tiny square bass guitar could emit any sort of guitar-like sound
- The ending
Thoughts?
And my contribution to further the thread... Rush at their most pretentious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tCUeAAK9fg&mode=related&search=Rush%20Big%20Money
To add to those, I'm puzzled by:
- The keyboard being played on the wall;
- The fact that they hired a hermaphrodite to be the POA and why is she wearing my grandma's shoes?;
- Moustache rides, anyone?;
- Is it just me, or are the members of the band actually trying not to laugh at certain points?;
- whose idea was it to have the drummer use bins of nuclear waste as his drum kit during the guitar solo?
Quote from: Indolent Reader on July 28, 2006, 10:02:37 AM
To add to those, I'm puzzled by:
- The keyboard being played on the wall;
- The fact that they hired a hermaphrodite to be the POA and why is she wearing my grandma's shoes?;
- Moustache rides, anyone?;
- Is it just me, or are the members of the band actually trying not to laugh at certain points?;
- whose idea was it to have the drummer use bins of nuclear waste as his drum kit during the guitar solo?
also
-the girl is wearing headphones at the end?
I think Journey is currently playing in Gitmo, getting terrorists to talk.
That tiny bass is called a Stein ... something. Maybe a Steinberg. I used to know someone with a guitar version of it, and I've played it a half dozen times. Now, I should preface this by saying that I actually like and still defend Tin Machine, which was David Bowie's side project in the early 90s. Their first album was a semi-hit, and their secnd album was much better. Anyway, their guitarist Reeves Gabrels played a guitar like that (he stuck with Bowie for a few years later, though he switched to a Parker guitar), so I was anxious to borrow it anytime I could around 1992-93 -- before I picked up my Brian May guitar.
It's a nasty little thing, very fuzzy, and just as minimalist and robotic as you'd think. Perfect for making compressed, fuzzy music. Think Boston's guitar sound at its worst, or any 90s Bowie/NIN (though I hate NIN) at best. Very loud humbucking pickups that don't need much to distort. Real musicians play instruments that suit them, no matter how lame or passe they look; and though I'm not Gabrels' biggest fan (nor do I listen to much post-Black Tie White Noise- Bowie), he should be commended for creating some nasty, snarly music out of such a lame looking gee-tar.
Quote from: KD on July 28, 2006, 01:52:33 PM
That tiny bass is called a Stein ... something. Maybe a Steinberg. I used to know someone with a guitar version of it, and I've played it a half dozen times. Now, I should preface this by saying that I actually like and still defend Tin Machine, which was David Bowie's side project in the early 90s. Their first album was a semi-hit, and their secnd album was much better. Anyway, their guitarist Reeves Gabrels played a guitar like that (he stuck with Bowie for a few years later, though he switched to a Parker guitar), so I was anxious to borrow it anytime I could around 1992-93 -- before I picked up my Brian May guitar.
It's a nasty little thing, very fuzzy, and just as minimalist and robotic as you'd think. Perfect for making compressed, fuzzy music. Think Boston's guitar sound at its worst, or any 90s Bowie/NIN (though I hate NIN) at best. Very loud humbucking pickups that don't need much to distort. Real musicians play instruments that suit them, no matter how lame or passe they look; and though I'm not Gabrels' biggest fan (nor do I listen to much post-Black Tie White Noise- Bowie), he should be commended for creating some nasty, snarly music out of such a lame looking gee-tar.
Steinberger...can't keep the little fuckers in tune. I've always been a Rick bass man, myself (ever since seeing Bruce Foxton with one)
Quote from: Indolent Reader on July 27, 2006, 10:13:15 PM
Yeah, so I know that Bill Simmons mentioned this in one of his "columns", but it bears repeating that this could be the most puzzling video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGdXZ6o2xs&search=separate%20ways%20journey
A Journey video? Sweeeeet!
They ran a train on that chick. You know they did. They're journey. They have guitar-keyboards and shit.
Quote from: berserker on July 28, 2006, 02:20:54 PM
Quote from: KD on July 28, 2006, 01:52:33 PM
That tiny bass is called a Stein ... something. Maybe a Steinberg. I used to know someone with a guitar version of it, and I've played it a half dozen times. Now, I should preface this by saying that I actually like and still defend Tin Machine, which was David Bowie's side project in the early 90s. Their first album was a semi-hit, and their secnd album was much better. Anyway, their guitarist Reeves Gabrels played a guitar like that (he stuck with Bowie for a few years later, though he switched to a Parker guitar), so I was anxious to borrow it anytime I could around 1992-93 -- before I picked up my Brian May guitar.
It's a nasty little thing, very fuzzy, and just as minimalist and robotic as you'd think. Perfect for making compressed, fuzzy music. Think Boston's guitar sound at its worst, or any 90s Bowie/NIN (though I hate NIN) at best. Very loud humbucking pickups that don't need much to distort. Real musicians play instruments that suit them, no matter how lame or passe they look; and though I'm not Gabrels' biggest fan (nor do I listen to much post-Black Tie White Noise- Bowie), he should be commended for creating some nasty, snarly music out of such a lame looking gee-tar.
Steinberger...can't keep the little f@#$ers in tune. I've always been a Rick bass man, myself (ever since seeing Bruce Foxton with one)
I grew a mullet after seeing him with one.
Quote from: Indolent Reader on July 27, 2006, 10:13:15 PM
Yeah, so I know that Bill Simmons mentioned this in one of his "columns", but it bears repeating that this could be the most puzzling video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGdXZ6o2xs&search=separate%20ways%20journey
They are
so White Sox.
Quote from: KD on July 28, 2006, 05:11:02 PM
Quote from: berserker on July 28, 2006, 02:20:54 PM
Quote from: KD on July 28, 2006, 01:52:33 PM
That tiny bass is called a Stein ... something. Maybe a Steinberg. I used to know someone with a guitar version of it, and I've played it a half dozen times. Now, I should preface this by saying that I actually like and still defend Tin Machine, which was David Bowie's side project in the early 90s. Their first album was a semi-hit, and their secnd album was much better. Anyway, their guitarist Reeves Gabrels played a guitar like that (he stuck with Bowie for a few years later, though he switched to a Parker guitar), so I was anxious to borrow it anytime I could around 1992-93 -- before I picked up my Brian May guitar.
It's a nasty little thing, very fuzzy, and just as minimalist and robotic as you'd think. Perfect for making compressed, fuzzy music. Think Boston's guitar sound at its worst, or any 90s Bowie/NIN (though I hate NIN) at best. Very loud humbucking pickups that don't need much to distort. Real musicians play instruments that suit them, no matter how lame or passe they look; and though I'm not Gabrels' biggest fan (nor do I listen to much post-Black Tie White Noise- Bowie), he should be commended for creating some nasty, snarly music out of such a lame looking gee-tar.
Steinberger...can't keep the little f@#$ers in tune. I've always been a Rick bass man, myself (ever since seeing Bruce Foxton with one)
I grew a mullet after seeing him with one.
Kinda confusing seeing a mullet in a Mod band.
Also confusing was seeing the Raybeats open for the Jam in 1982...a surf band opening for a Mod band? Go figure. As you can imagine, the surfers (who were actually pretty damn good) didn't go over very well.
Didn't the Jam open up for Blue Oyster Cult on their first US tour? Yikes.
The Jam remains the loudest band my Dad ever saw. They brought their outdoor PA into the Park West back in the late 70s, and my Dad recalls his bell-bottom trousers actually vibrating from the sound in the band's upstairs dressing room.
Speaking of discoveries....I looked up some Bas Rutten MMA clips. That's a bad, bald man. Youtube is the greatest thing since Paul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvcVTXNGf1I&search=virgin
Watch it all the way through. This shit left me rolling.
Quote from: Chlamydia on July 31, 2006, 02:32:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvcVTXNGf1I&search=virgin
Watch it all the way through. This shit left me rolling.
One of dem broads looks a bit like a young Laura Bush.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbD5iOXLwvs
This either means:
a) Cyndi Lauper doesn't completely suck
b) Strawberry Fields is such a good song that no one could fuck it up
Since Strawberry Fields is a product of the Beatles' awesome drugged-out-post-faggy-boy-band period, I'm guessing it's option b...But I still want to slip it to Cyndi Lauper.
Fast forward to 1:05 to skip lame crap and get to the song.
Nevermind. The Beatles justr reminded me that Cyndi Lauper does suck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PkR3A5LtI&search=strawberry%20fields
I fucking love YouTube.
I heard her practicing her version of True Colors before the Gay Games closing ceremonies at Wrigley...well, the whole neighborhood heard her. She can't hit a high note to save her life. But hey, Lou Albano!
All wrapped up in one post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFL_mPYP1s4&search=lou%20albano
Cyndi Lauper, Wrestlers, and Goonies, anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBQlFZyZ-c&search=lauper%20goonies
It's good enough for me...Aiiiiyyeyeeeeiiieyyeyeeiiieyeyeyeooooo!
Quote from: Chlamydia on July 31, 2006, 04:41:15 PM
Cyndi Lauper, Wrestlers, and Goonies, anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBQlFZyZ-c&search=lauper%20goonies
It's good enough for me...Aiiiiyyeyeeeeiiieyyeyeeiiieyeyeyeooooo!
eeeeeeeeeeee-ran, numba vun!
ah yes.
this is good comedy.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6421904738608239963&q=family+guy (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6421904738608239963&q=family+guy)
and good music by the way.
Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler on Letterman, uncensored.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M
Best part is Paul and the World's Most Dangerous Band playing "Knee Deep" by Parliament on the way to commercial.
For anyone who wants to speed up the receding hairline process in just 5, five!, minutes, I give to you the ultimate frustration that is The Price Is Right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk1-q8gXcY
Quote from: SD on August 07, 2006, 02:02:59 PM
For anyone who wants to speed up the receding hairline process in just 5, five!, minutes, I give to you the ultimate frustration that is The Price Is Right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk1-q8gXcY
SPOILERS (you nerds)
How the hell did she end up winning that?
Quote from: Bad Kermit on August 07, 2006, 02:08:57 PM
How the hell did she end up winning that?
That's what I want to know. I'm surprised Bob didn't straight up punch her right the flip out, Happy Gilmour style. I think you've had enough. No?
Also, I was not aware that Bob Barker is a legitimate black belt, and recently karate chopped Craig Ferguson's desk in half with a bum paw.
Quote from: SD on August 07, 2006, 02:12:30 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on August 07, 2006, 02:08:57 PM
How the hell did she end up winning that?
That's what I want to know. I'm surprised Bob didn't straight up punch her right the flip out, Happy Gilmour style. I think you've had enough. No?
Also, I was not aware that Bob Barker is a legitimate black belt, and recently karate chopped Craig Ferguson's desk in half with a bum paw.
Now you've had enough.....Bitch.
Quote from: SD on August 07, 2006, 02:02:59 PM
For anyone who wants to speed up the receding hairline process in just 5, five!, minutes, I give to you the ultimate frustration that is The Price Is Right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk1-q8gXcY
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[banging my head on the keyboard after watching that clip].
Is it me, or did was Bob Barker coming out of a 7 second delay at the end of the clip?
[seven seconds later]what?[/seven seconds later]
Quote from: thehawk on August 07, 2006, 04:16:32 PM
Is it me, or did was Bob Barker coming out of a 7 second delay at the end of the clip?
I think we all were after that display of idiocy. I bet she's next in line to manage your 2007 Chicago Cubs.
Quote from: The guy Chlamydia has penis envy for on August 04, 2006, 07:11:08 PM
Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler on Letterman, uncensored.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M
Best part is Paul and the World's Most Dangerous Band playing "Knee Deep" by Parliament on the way to commercial.
They used to love that song. That, and any Sly Stone song. Hiram Bullock was in the band back then, good guitar player.
Quote from: James Westfall on August 07, 2006, 04:22:18 PM
Quote from: thehawk on August 07, 2006, 04:16:32 PM
Is it me, or did was Bob Barker coming out of a 7 second delay at the end of the clip?
I think we all were after that display of idiocy. I bet she's next in line to manage your 2007 Chicago Cubs.
I think her ability to only juggle 2 numbers at a time makes her more suited for the GM position.
A few friends and myself got carried away in exchanging 10s and 10s of videos. A few of 'em were too good not to share, although they may have been seen already. I know I've seen 'em about a thousand times each.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtANcpsUADE
And, one of my all-time favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mClwyh4Wg
^ This particular video I have seen 0 times without dying of laughter. "Christ!"
Back to the music videos... here's one that's the most irrationally paired video/song ever. This may make less sense than Separate Ways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z025bcKYJ7s
Check the ninjas at the 1:07 mark or so.
And on the game show topic... I'm going to try and find the Family Feud lightning round where not one, but both people had this response to "Name a state that begins with the letter 'M.'"
Person one: Mexico - I just shake my head.
Person two: Mexicol - Buzz, buzz, try again. I just stared at the TV with my jaw dropped, almost Victor Diaz jaw drop, but not quite.
This may not have ninjas, but it's pretty damned inexplicable, anyway. Meatloaf is a weirdo troll-phantom-of-the-opera-hunchback thing in this one- As opposed to a weirdo plain troll-hunchback in real life...But he won't do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-52wWhZS_8
Quote from: SD on August 10, 2006, 02:45:24 PM
A few friends and myself got carried away in exchanging 10s and 10s of videos. A few of 'em were too good not to share, although they may have been seen already. I know I've seen 'em about a thousand times each.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtANcpsUADE
And, one of my all-time favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mClwyh4Wg
^ This particular video I have seen 0 times without dying of laughter. "Christ!"
BEST VIDEO EVER
A personal favorite of mine:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4
Been enjoying the tribute to GOB all afternoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tumH9rULeI
It's about the only way I can enjoy Heart.
Quote from: KD on August 10, 2006, 06:18:25 PM
Been enjoying the tribute to GOB all afternoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tumH9rULeI
It's about the only way I can enjoy Heart.
How can any tribute to GOB not have "The Final Countdown" as the music?
Quote from: forkserker on August 11, 2006, 09:09:17 AM
Quote from: KD on August 10, 2006, 06:18:25 PM
Been enjoying the tribute to GOB all afternoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tumH9rULeI
It's about the only way I can enjoy Heart.
How can any tribute to GOB not have "The Final Countdown" as the music?
I second that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHdbRJxZnY
letterman top 10 excuses why cubs haven't won a world series since 1908
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwFHxhKOF-U
(I think #8 and #3 are the funniest)
the sad thing is that this show was done like 15 years ago.
He was still on NBC, after Johnny Carson. It was when they were doing a special taping in Chicago.
#3. Confrerences on mound quickly degenerate into reminiscing about what it was like to play with the great Hank Aaron.
Fixed... for Dusty's sake.
Bill Russell, in an LD telephone service ad from 1973:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY9t2WeMX1c
There aren't any actual words in the advertisement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS77Qzj4rm4&mode=related&search=
Thank God I'm a man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyqqBZJ4jho
...And the 2:21 of her life that Susan Sarandon was hot.
I always loved that video of the kid playing quarters. Here's some dudes throwing Beirut. They lie out their asses about making these all on the first try, but the shots are cool nonetheless.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fo_r9yS5lFo
Quote from: Bad Kermit on August 18, 2006, 09:58:55 AM
I always loved that video of the kid playing quarters. Here's some dudes throwing Beirut. They lie out their asses about making these all on the first try, but the shots are cool nonetheless.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fo_r9yS5lFo
That is a good 4 years worth of taping to get those shots.
Quote from: BananaHands on August 18, 2006, 10:03:56 AM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on August 18, 2006, 09:58:55 AM
I always loved that video of the kid playing quarters. Here's some dudes throwing Beirut. They lie out their asses about making these all on the first try, but the shots are cool nonetheless.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fo_r9yS5lFo
That is a good 4 years worth of taping to get those shots.
Yeah, no kidding. I think they thought the fake celebrating would make it seem legit. They tried those shots definitely a few times.
They should've called it, homo's playing with their balls.
Nice dancing you cigarettes.
This couldn't kick more ass if you were using a donkey as a soccer ball:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4
Quote from: The Slak on August 23, 2006, 11:24:43 AM
This couldn't kick more ass if you were using a donkey as a soccer ball:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4
Think that one's already been here.
Now, THIS one is steak sauce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZblCx5yroUM
Quote from: The Slak on August 23, 2006, 11:24:43 AM
This couldn't kick more ass if you were using a donkey as a soccer ball:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4
Was that already a song that somebody made a cartoon for and posted on You Tube or was that whole thing created by these artists? That was pretty damn cool.
I heard that motherf@#$er had like 30 god damn dicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB9DldNlRyY
Quote from: forkserker on August 23, 2006, 12:16:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB9DldNlRyY
That guy was practically begging for it.
Quote from: forkserker on August 23, 2006, 12:16:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB9DldNlRyY
Well, what did the guy expect? The donkey had a raging hard-on and he had his pants down.
That video is the balls.
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on August 23, 2006, 01:55:19 PM
Quote from: forkserker on August 23, 2006, 12:16:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB9DldNlRyY
Well, what did the guy expect? The donkey had a raging hard-on and he had his pants down.
That video is the balls.
and if it hadn't ended so abruptly, we woulda seen those balls.
Rubby Perez, with his shuffling-in-place group of male backup singers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI1ooqtsRuM
Quote from: TG on August 27, 2006, 11:34:23 PM
Rubby Perez, with his shuffling-in-place group of male backup singers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI1ooqtsRuM
Nice Mullatino in the middle...wonder if it's Hank White's skinny brother?
Oh, I don't have words for how f@#$ing cool this is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk
Best. Dressed. Backup. Singers. Ever.
That makes me wonder...Why is it "weird" to wear a cape in public? Capes are badassed. Everyone should have an ominous black cape.
That is pretty sweet. I don't fancy druming in a Chewy suit, though - that must be hot as hell.
That receives the coveted Steak Sauce On Wheels
(http://www.rahul.net/mcgrew/derby/photos/d97b03.jpg)
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on August 28, 2006, 07:49:18 PM
Oh, I don't have words for how f@#$ing cool this is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk
Best. Dressed. Backup. Singers. Ever.
Darth Vader's mask did
not have Velcro.
In a Gnarls-related thread, I love the cover of "Gone Daddy Gone". Â Introducing the magic of the Femmes to a new generation.
Awesome tambourine playing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCqA_xokdHA
This never gets old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc8LybUD6Gk
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on August 28, 2006, 07:57:55 PM
That makes me wonder...Why is it "weird" to wear a cape in public? Capes are badassed. Everyone should have an ominous black cape.
Haven't you seen "The Incredibles"? No capes.
Ok, I’m a little bit slow… but I just now figured out that Gnarls Barkley is a GROUP not a GUY. And that the lead vocalist is C-Lo from the Hip Hop group The Goodie Mob of which I’ve been a HUGE fan for over 10 years. And the producer, Danger Mouse is only one of my favorite Hip Hop producers of ALL FUCKING TIME!!!!
I knew those two were going to do an album together and I’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting… And here they’ve been all this fucking time. Yes, I’m slow and I don’t watch nearly enough Mtv apparently. Mercy.
Quote from: forkserker on August 29, 2006, 12:50:34 PM
This never gets old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc8LybUD6Gk
Ah, yes. His ass got origami'd pretty good.
Quote from: Apex on August 29, 2006, 01:32:54 PM
Ok, I’m a little bit slow… but I just now figured out that Gnarls Barkley is a GROUP not a GUY. And that the lead vocalist is C-Lo from the Hip Hop group The Goodie Mob of which I’ve been a HUGE fan for over 10 years. And the producer, Danger Mouse is only one of my favorite Hip Hop producers of ALL f@#$ING TIME!!!!
I knew those two were going to do an album together and I’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting… And here they’ve been all this f@#$ing time. Yes, I’m slow and I don’t watch nearly enough Mtv apparently. Mercy.
They also do Lebowski impressions, it seems:
(http://www.merryswankster.com/images/Gnarls-Barkley---lebowski.jpg)
Steak M.F. Sauce.
Quote from: dying_diehard on August 29, 2006, 01:15:01 PM
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on August 28, 2006, 07:57:55 PM
That makes me wonder...Why is it "weird" to wear a cape in public? Capes are badassed. Everyone should have an ominous black cape.
Haven't you seen "The Incredibles"? No capes.
I'd almost leave Mrs. Forkserker for Elastigirl. Fortunately, the missus has started taking yoga classes.
The. Balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7RpBiV6H4w
I found this via the Sports Guy. I searched the Youtube thread and didn't find this.
This is the most transcendent, sublime art work of the 20th Century and has yet to be linked here. "Apache" by the Tommy Seebach Band. Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q
I love Apache. It's classic.
This one, although not on YouTube, is another of my favorites. It made the rounds on Illiniboard a year ago or so.
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/whos_lovin_momma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV9ACkLMyuQ
Here's one to fire up whenever you lose your wallet or your keys. It could be a lot worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VER3Ol77o
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 08, 2006, 08:22:36 AM
Here's one to fire up whenever you lose your wallet or your keys. It could be a lot worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VER3Ol77o
Loved when they showed this one on Beavis & Butthead. They couldn't get over the fact there was a song with "penis" in it.
New video by Electric Six. All sorts of sorority goodness in this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux2B3Vk7kIc
A little early in the season, but still pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLbgSjle3w
Um, whatever the hell this is for the win...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=
Quote from: Bad Kermit on September 22, 2006, 05:23:42 PM
Um, whatever the hell this is for the win...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=
Midget hip-hop porn.
Quote from: Bad Kermit on September 22, 2006, 05:23:42 PM
Um, whatever the hell this is for the win...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=
Damn, that is twice today someone made me watch that. His creepy smile creeped me out all day.
Quote from: Bad Kermit on September 22, 2006, 05:23:42 PM
Um, whatever the hell this is for the win...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=
uhhhhhh
Yeah. That's all I have to say about that.
(here's the guy on the couch's website, btw) http://www.rajinikanth.com/
Two NeoClassics:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v9e4QD1zm0Q
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmrvVQFGFlY
A lot of things can happen over the course of a season to make me ashamed to be Cubs fan. Quite possibly nothing though could top this. Mercy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V1MJ-ta0S24
Quote from: Apex on September 28, 2006, 02:59:33 PM
A lot of things can happen over the course of a season to make me ashamed to be Cubs fan. Quite possibly nothing though could top this. Mercy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V1MJ-ta0S24
Wow..that Kurt Angle is an ass..
Quote from: Apex on September 28, 2006, 02:59:33 PM
A lot of things can happen over the course of a season to make me ashamed to be Cubs fan. Quite possibly nothing though could top this. Mercy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V1MJ-ta0S24
That one's bad. Â It's much worse than this one: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6729648095869148914
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on September 28, 2006, 03:26:21 PM
Quote from: Apex on September 28, 2006, 02:59:33 PM
A lot of things can happen over the course of a season to make me ashamed to be Cubs fan. Quite possibly nothing though could top this. Mercy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V1MJ-ta0S24
That one's bad. It's much worse than this one: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6729648095869148914
Kurt Angle could kick Jerry Lynn's ass.
Dramatization of Mark Foley's chat log:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5PLHsYLfwU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3yO4mu5pb4&mode=related&search=
I want to buy this CD.
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on October 04, 2006, 12:00:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3yO4mu5pb4&mode=related&search=
I want to buy this CD.
That is totally bad-ass.
Biff's FAQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y
Time to get on the Pain Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5P0YL8LVYs
Paul Rudd on Conan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7PgcjzWlwU
Quote from: forkserker on October 06, 2006, 09:12:23 AM
Time to get on the Pain Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5P0YL8LVYs
West Point did a version of this a few years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j2I91hIJZc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OHxGVRKpeQ
Over/under on one member of the group being straight: 1. I'm taking the under.
With that said, some pretty cool coordination and an innovative idea.
Greatest YouTube discovery I've seen....for music-lovers at least.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bUD9PJ6i8&eurl=
Quote from: bugsy on October 11, 2006, 02:31:41 PM
GreatestJust a random lame and boring YouTube discovery I've seen....for music-lovers at least.Â
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bUD9PJ6i8&eurl=
Not even in the top 50,000 youtubes for music-lovers. Boring as hell.
What's the point of posting solely to point out that someone posted a "boring as hell" link? Quit being a dick, ya dick! Here I was about to post some Elder Scrolls physics videos that involve people falling from very high places and bouncing off the pavement like got-damned super balls, but nooo, who would ever dare post such a video in fear of Piss Eye pissing all over the contribution?
Up your nose with a rubber hose, you slagging cur!
One of Tommy Lasagna's commercials for the playoffs on Fox.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLyIPjaZ8FA
Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here. I'm talking about unchecked aggression. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand that says 'Across this line, you do not..." Oh and dude...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq5Y-ViflyY&mode=related&search=
Quote from: Apex on October 12, 2006, 12:44:27 PM
Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here. I'm talking about unchecked aggression. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand that says 'Across this line, you do not..." Oh and dude...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq5Y-ViflyY&mode=related&search=
I'd be a wuss, too, if every day at work I had a sign on my chest that said "SWALLOWS."
If running from a charging raving Tony "Ass-Stance" "Ball-Licking" Batista can be construed as wuss-ism, why, you all could start calling me Sissy Pants McGee and I wouldn't bat one eyelash.
Quote from: Bad Kermit on October 12, 2006, 01:01:35 PM
Quote from: Apex on October 12, 2006, 12:44:27 PM
Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here. I'm talking about unchecked aggression. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand that says 'Across this line, you do not..." Oh and dude...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq5Y-ViflyY&mode=related&search=
I'd be a wuss, too, if every day at work I had a sign on my chest that said "SWALLOWS."
Reminds me of my friend who wanted the back of his softball jersey to say "bones". We asked why he was called Bones. He said it's not a nickname, it's a verb.
BK, you've played Oblivion? I figure I might as well post the video anyway. There's 3 of them, the other 2 are linked in the related videos. I watched all 3 last night multiple times and my skull actually ached from laughing too much.
Magnum Pee Eye Disclaimer Warning Red Flag Alert -- You May Not Laugh At This Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdyux0vYCSU
(The 2nd one is probably better, the 3rd one is just as good, and I have absolutely no clue what the hell this guy is doing to achieve all of this besides playing the PC version)
I have played Oblivion briefly, deciding to put the game down before I lost my job, my wife, and my skin pigmentation. I like big games as much as the next guy, but I don't have the kind of time needed to invest in that game to make it really fun. The videos were good, though. I didn't realize they had cliffs that huge in the game.
Hit the gas pedal to your nearest favorite copyrighted video folks, because they're flying off the shelves fast.
The recent Google acquisition brought up questions as to whether the site would change at all. Well, I've already watched more than 5 episodes of shows that have already been deleted from YT in the span of anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 seconds.
If you watch or were planning to watch anything that might be copyrighted or otherwise subject to being taken down, hit that web browser hard and fast, my friend. YouTube is going to be a bonedry graveyard ghost town by tomorrow.
So I guess this was a bad time to try and get into Harvey Birdman and Sealab 2021 <NSBB frowny emoticon>.
Not all of them...
DISCLAIMER: Not everyone finds Sifl & Olly as funny as I find them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dQ1fyrzqRE
You Tube just got blocked at my work today. Sad day.
Quote from: The Slak on October 12, 2006, 05:04:46 PM
You Tube just got blocked at my work today. Sad day.
Welcome to the corporate world of the fun filter. Sad day indeed.
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on October 04, 2006, 12:00:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3yO4mu5pb4&mode=related&search=
I want to buy this CD.
The blonde in that video is fucken hot.
David Cross bumrushes Jim Belushi, John Belushi stops spinning for 12 seconds, then is forced into spinning again towards the end of the clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PH3GVj104
Quote from: KD on October 27, 2006, 04:47:32 PM
David Cross bumrushes Jim Belushi, John Belushi stops spinning for 12 seconds, then is forced into spinning again towards the end of the clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PH3GVj104
David Cross is the man. I love how they kicked him out. I bet no one there even knew who he was.
Here's some footage of Norm MacDonald on The Late Show w/ Conan O'Brien. He notes that he's been sick and appears to be loaded on some meds during this show. Sometimes I love Norm (Dirty Work); sometimes I hate him (SNL). However, this interview nearly made me piss my pants laughing.
Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKGAXdXsauM)
Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqB5gDZYcwc)
Part 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYkwwX-11-M)
Quote from: SD on October 12, 2006, 12:18:13 PM
What's the point of posting solely to point out that someone posted a "boring as hell" link? Quit being a dick, ya dick! Here I was about to post some Elder Scrolls physics videos that involve people falling from very high places and bouncing off the pavement like got-damned super balls, but nooo, who would ever dare post such a video in fear of Piss Eye pissing all over the contribution?
Up your nose with a rubber hose, you slagging cur!
I posted that the video sucked because it was advertised as "the greatest youtube discovery." You can't say that and then bring weak shit. Had he simply posted the weak shit without the "greatest" tag, I'd have said nothing at all about it.
Quote from: Xenu on October 27, 2006, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: SD on October 12, 2006, 12:18:13 PM
What's the point of posting solely to point out that someone posted a "boring as hell" link? Quit being a dick, ya dick! Here I was about to post some Elder Scrolls physics videos that involve people falling from very high places and bouncing off the pavement like got-damned super balls, but nooo, who would ever dare post such a video in fear of Piss Eye pissing all over the contribution?
Up your nose with a rubber hose, you slagging cur!
I posted that the video sucked because it was advertised as "the greatest youtube discovery." You can't say that and then bring weak shit. Had he simply posted the weak shit without the "greatest" tag, I'd have said nothing at all about it.
The infraction is mine, then! I just didn't want potential videos to miss getting posted for fear of being slammed and rejected. Even if 99% of people don't find a particular video funny whatsoever, there's still that 1% out there. Oh well, m'bad.
This isn't youtube, but it's totally worth posting...this is real. Vote Ron Kind!
http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442 (http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442)
Quote from: The Slak on November 01, 2006, 09:53:53 AM
This isn't youtube, but it's totally worth posting...this is real. Vote Ron Kind!
http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442 (http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442)
That was excellent. The eskimo thing killed me. I want to watch porno with probes connected to my genitalia. Do I see my congressman for that?
Ron Kind's congressional agenda sounds like one days work for Hef.
Hef is my Homeboy.
The Wrong Kind? Ron Kind.
I would totally vote for him.
Orson must have been sampling the product beforehand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qg4i22x9M
Quote from: Taylor on November 01, 2006, 08:44:08 PM
Orson must have been sampling the product beforehand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qg4i22x9M
I know what that is without clicking on it, and in keeping with the Ron Kind theme: I'm ChuckDickens, and I approve of this message.
Quote from: The Slak on November 01, 2006, 09:53:53 AM
This isn't youtube, but it's totally worth posting...this is real. Vote Ron Kind!
http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442 (http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442)
Wow. Ron Kind is a perv pedo. Niccccccce.
Where's Carl Monday when you need him?
Quote from: Xenu on November 02, 2006, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: The Slak on November 01, 2006, 09:53:53 AM
This isn't youtube, but it's totally worth posting...this is real. Vote Ron Kind!
http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442 (http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442)
Wow. Ron Kind is a perv pedo. Niccccccce.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
I like this campaign ad better.
PAT BURKE FOR CONGRESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCIdn7uCL4g
We have a candidate for Insurance Commissioner in California whose platform is that he recently lost 70 pounds. I believe that he will win.
I'm breaking the rules. This isn't a YouTube discovery, but it's pretty damned funny.
http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914
George Lucas' most embarassing moment.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE
Faith Hill pissed off about losing Female Artist is tremendous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyZRiEJnIag
It's like the Friends when Joey reacted to losing the soap opera award...only...you know...for real.
Quote from: Andy on November 07, 2006, 01:09:21 PM
Faith Hill pissed off about losing Female Artist is tremendous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyZRiEJnIag
It's like the Friends when Joey reacted to losing the soap opera award...only...you know...for real.
Sigourney Weaver had a shit-fit one year at the Oscars, which was why they stopped with the isolation shots for a year or two.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on November 06, 2006, 02:11:50 AM
I'm breaking the rules. This isn't a YouTube discovery, but it's pretty damned funny.
http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914
I don't know anything about this "Steam" game, but that one got a hearty chuckle out of me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0
Mildly amusing. Poor finish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U63LW6wV3no
Video proof that the Cubs, in fact, were in the World Series.
From 1929 vs. Philadelphia A's. The first of four pennants in a ten year period of the Golden Years of the William Wrigley Jr./Bill Veeck Sr. Era before 6 decades of PK Wrigley/Tribune Company retardedness buried such halcyon days about 900 feet under the ground.
Devin Hester vs. Duke. Can you say: "Teh Ablls?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XhEUam18NSk
More Hester Magik: Watch him ram it up Coughlin and Forkserker's pooper!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8OljMRFcJQ&NR
The sad thing is that play probably made the Duke season highlight reel because they actually came somewhat close to making a tackle.
Darth Vader/James Earl Jones mashup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk
a classic: triumph the insult comic dog at the starwars premiere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Wno_2-NOg
Super dreamy Tom Brady
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI
Quote from: JD, Too on November 27, 2006, 03:14:01 PM
Super dreamy Tom Brady
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI
JD Too with the win.
just two guys, and we're having a good time, havin a good time, havin a good time.....havin-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXHyBCFn-k
"i like playin games in the pool,
who invited steve?, that guy's a cunt."
Quote from: Dan on November 28, 2006, 05:57:44 PM
just two guys, and we're having a good time, havin a good time, havin a good time.....havin-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXHyBCFn-k
"i like playin games in the pool,
who invited steve?, that guy's a cunt."
I enjoyed that thoroughly and stuff.
Probert vs. McSorley....a classic
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_7xTZFfAG8&mode=related&search=
Merry Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ETv_WV9HE
thank you for that fork.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0flNUFBRtB8
This was always my favorite commercial.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L0pYxouloeA
Quote from: SD on December 04, 2006, 02:38:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0flNUFBRtB8
OH BOB SAGET!!
Merry (Twisted) Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY
Mildly entertaining.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZOHnZNaBc
Far more than mildly entertaining.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2804982
Quote from: forkserker on December 12, 2006, 03:56:14 PM
Far more than mildly entertaining.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2804982
That probably got definitely a few more laughs than his act.
I bet he thinks twice before he calls some dude in a cowboy hat and big shiny belt buckle a "fuckin' hoss" again.
Quote from: JD, Too on December 12, 2006, 03:59:41 PM
Quote from: forkserker on December 12, 2006, 03:56:14 PM
Far more than mildly entertaining.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2804982
That probably got definitely a few more laughs than his act.
I bet he thinks twice before he calls some dude in a cowboy hat and big shiny belt buckle a "f@#$in' hoss" again.
Or he goes and taunts the guy once he has been jailed for assualt. I certainly would.
Steak. Balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPSYn5MZ9T8&eurl=
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 13, 2006, 09:13:59 AM
Steak. Balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPSYn5MZ9T8&eurl=
I bask in the glow of Johnny Lee's badness. Now' I'll see you and raise you the Stones and Howlin' Wolf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF51597U7Xs
Not YouTube but SteakSauce nonetheless:
http://uncutvideo.aol.com/search/relevant/54dd9ac4ccda74e94f4de14fa446245?value=Chicago%20Bears&index=6
Gale Sayers, female doges.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzU3NjDikY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ
The Winnebago man can teach me an awful lot about salesmanship.
This is ill too: The Fridge vs. the Pack in 1985.
http://uncutvideo.aol.com/search/relevant/d3705bc12f542bf2159c156ec0d68510?value=Chicago%20Bears&index=8
He revolutionized short yardage offense in the NFL and ensured that nobody would ever remember George Cumby for anything other than getting OWNED definitely a few times that season. (Watch a forelorn No. 52 showing up late against the TD catch in Green Bay!)
I'm curious about Joe Buck's probable response to this:
http://uncutvideo.aol.com/search/relevant/d116674740d7914a723d2478f7c736?value=Chicago%20Bears&index=13
He'd probably be in his therapists office all day Monday.
There was no flag for anything on this play. Nor should there have been.
Quote from: Timmy B on December 15, 2006, 01:30:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzU3NjDikY
Man, Antonio Banderas must be really desperate for roles.
Quote from: Apex on December 15, 2006, 01:56:47 PM
I'm curious about Joe Buck's probable response to this:
http://uncutvideo.aol.com/search/relevant/d116674740d7914a723d2478f7c736?value=Chicago%20Bears&index=13
He'd probably be in his therapists office all day Monday.
There was no flag for anything on this play. Nor should there have been.
That was amazing, amazing I tell you.
Quote from: Apex on December 15, 2006, 01:56:47 PM
I'm curious about Joe Buck's probable response to this:
http://uncutvideo.aol.com/search/relevant/d116674740d7914a723d2478f7c736?value=Chicago%20Bears&index=13
He'd probably be in his therapists office all day Monday.
There was no flag for anything on this play. Nor should there have been.
Wow.
Feliz Hannukah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtUYaSfC20Y
Montage of montages.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=88zWUKEHx0w
Shed a few tears.
'Tis the season...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJSlpfVIHfk
Ablls of teh steak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A7awHbYGk&mode=related&search=
The Catch Tecmo Style.
Quote from: Apex on December 18, 2006, 02:22:56 PM
Ablls of teh steak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A7awHbYGk&mode=related&search=
The Catch Tecmo Style.
I like Tecmo Montana - doesn't look like Barry Manilow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB-65kJ-4s
Quote from: SD on December 18, 2006, 02:27:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB-65kJ-4s
They don't make 'em like that anymore.
Wonder why not?
Quote from: JD, Too on December 18, 2006, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: SD on December 18, 2006, 02:27:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB-65kJ-4s
They don't make 'em like that anymore.
Wonder why not?
I heard that Michael Richards is doing a remake.
Also posted in the music section, simply balls however.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClA0OcwJ-8E
Quote from: BananaHands on December 18, 2006, 04:26:25 PM
Also posted in the music section, simply balls however.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClA0OcwJ-8E
The part where he tunes the violin is my favorite part of the entire movie. Steak balls.
Quote from: JD, Too on December 18, 2006, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: SD on December 18, 2006, 02:27:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB-65kJ-4s
They don't make 'em like that anymore.
Sure they do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLbgSjle3w
More NSFW than words can describe.
Fork those were awesome.
Did anyone see this???
Balls made of steak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
I hate Justin Timberlake. I hate Tina Fey's unfunny ass as well as everything SNL has become. But I have to admit that was pretty damn funny.
Quote from: Pancho on December 18, 2006, 06:21:58 PM
I hate Justin Timberlake. I hate Tina Fey's unfunny ass as well as everything SNL has become. But I have to admit that was pretty damn funny.
I'll give Timberlake credit for not taking himself so seriously that he'd pass on doing this bit.
Quote from: The Slak on December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.
Did anyone see this???
Balls made of steak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
I saw it and I was gonna paste a link. I'm glad you did it instead, but I still wanted to post this for my numbers.
Quote from: forkserker on December 18, 2006, 05:54:41 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on December 18, 2006, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: SD on December 18, 2006, 02:27:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB-65kJ-4s
They don't make 'em like that anymore.
Sure they do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLbgSjle3w
More NSFW than words can describe.
Here's another one. I feel ashamed to laugh at these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc710umEphQ
Allow Me to Latitude a Completion Hoover Bitch
F uck them ignorant white bitches, and F UCK Charlie Brown!
Did somebody check this mother f ucker for explosives?
Quote from: SD on December 18, 2006, 08:05:30 PM
F uck them ignorant white bitches, and F UCK Charlie Brown!
Did somebody check this mother f ucker for explosives?
Apparently not. see what happened when his chair collapsed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiSNdEdYMvM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4JgvTOdhtQ
What was McDonalds putting in the orange drink back then? Sid and Marty Krofft would be proud.
Quote from: Special Teams on December 19, 2006, 06:59:47 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4JgvTOdhtQ
What was McDonalds putting in the orange drink back then? Sid and Marty Krofft would be proud.
Whither The Hamburglar?
Rubble Rubble!
Quote from: The Slak on December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.
Did anyone see this???
Balls made of steak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
So...was it cock in a box or dick in a box? I need to know how to sing it on Christmas.
Quote from: James Westfall on December 19, 2006, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.
Did anyone see this???
Balls made of steak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
So...was it cock in a box or dick in a box? I need to know how to sing it on Christmas.
nbc.com has an uncensored version. It's dick in a box.
Quote from: JD, Too on December 19, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on December 19, 2006, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.
Did anyone see this???
Balls made of steak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
So...was it cock in a box or dick in a box? I need to know how to sing it on Christmas.
nbc.com has an uncensored version. It's dick in a box.
At least SNL knows to steal from the best. Courtesy of Run Ronnie Run, the Mr. Show movie.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MxIynDHzmv8
I love the Color Me Bad beards in the SNL skit. That's priceless. Or is it Color Me Badd? I can't remember. I was a young lad during the peak wannabe years of the early 90's.
Quote from: forkserker on December 12, 2006, 03:56:14 PM
Far more than mildly entertaining.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2804982
It was FAKE!
http://accesshollywood.com/news/ah3160.shtml
Quote from: MDZ on December 19, 2006, 08:16:00 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on December 19, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on December 19, 2006, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.
Did anyone see this???
Balls made of steak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
So...was it cock in a box or dick in a box? I need to know how to sing it on Christmas.
nbc.com has an uncensored version. It's dick in a box.
At least SNL knows to steal from the best. Courtesy of Run Ronnie Run, the Mr. Show movie.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MxIynDHzmv8
They're close like Star Wars and Star Trek.
Quote
It was FAKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0JA4XBm9w8
(http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/309846/1692656/3749300/joey.jpg)
Quote from: MDZ on December 19, 2006, 08:16:00 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on December 19, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on December 19, 2006, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.
Did anyone see this???
Balls made of steak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
So...was it cock in a box or dick in a box? I need to know how to sing it on Christmas.
nbc.com has an uncensored version. It's dick in a box.
At least SNL knows to steal from the best. Courtesy of Run Ronnie Run, the Mr. Show movie.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MxIynDHzmv8
And Chris Parnell had his dick in a box during a monologue skit a few years ago, can't remember the hot female host, but he was ready with his present.
Donald vs. Rosie
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xGZaCnfNgLE
Angry German Cubs fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5zEHF_ajIw
This is beyond words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnc_W5SmDVA&NR
It solidifies my theory that asscastles in the broadcast booth can bring bad karma of the highest order. Which is why the Sox and Cardinals are doomed! Doomed I tell you!
"I done wet muh britches."
They won't even unblock You Tube on a day like today. Fucking amateurs.
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 11:33:27 AM
This is beyond words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnc_W5SmDVA&NR
It solidifies my theory that asscastles in the broadcast booth can bring bad karma of the highest order. Which is why the Sox and Cardinals are doomed! Doomed I tell you!
"I done wet muh britches."
That is the worst prevent defense I have ever seen.
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 11:33:27 AM
This is beyond words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnc_W5SmDVA&NR
It solidifies my theory that asscastles in the broadcast booth can bring bad karma of the highest order. Which is why the Sox and Cardinals are doomed! Doomed I tell you!
"I done wet muh britches."
I take back everything I ever said about the "Boom! Goes the dynamite" guy.
Christmas in Dyker Heights, Brooklyn. They actually close off the streets at night to traffic, so many people come to look at the houses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSW2XxFwrM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 01:49:01 PM
Christmas in Dyker Heights, Brooklyn. They actually close off the streets at night to traffic, so many people come to look at the houses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSW2XxFwrM
Ghey.
Quote from: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 01:52:41 PM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 01:49:01 PM
Christmas in Dyker Heights, Brooklyn. They actually close off the streets at night to traffic, so many people come to look at the houses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSW2XxFwrM
Ghey.
It just always amazed me that people go that overboard. You want steak balls? Try this on for size...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRALJyv86eY
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 02:08:16 PM
Quote from: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 01:52:41 PM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 01:49:01 PM
Christmas in Dyker Heights, Brooklyn. They actually close off the streets at night to traffic, so many people come to look at the houses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSW2XxFwrM
Ghey.
It just always amazed me that people go that overboard. You want steak balls? Try this on for size...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRALJyv86eY
That was tremendous. A couple of thoughts -
1) The call by Al Michaels - one of the best ever? Even better was his silence at the end, letting the crowd be heard; and
2) the Soviets standing and waiting to do the handshake line while the USA team went nuts. Pretty classy.
Devin was fast before he was a Bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThllglEsDZA
And playing on the turf on Sunday...
Some theme music for the festivities tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iREwxFVR56Y
Quote from: thehawk on December 22, 2006, 06:11:57 PM
Devin was fast before he was a Bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThllglEsDZA
And playing on the turf on Sunday...
That last TD against Duke is just insane. I know nothing about football, but even I can tell that's absolutely outrageous.
I was searching for rocket ismail returns and came across these two calls describing Harry Oliver's 51yd FG to beat Michigan in 1980.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRlk0QB4pUY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qiAEeudOs8
A quick video showing the relative size of various objects in the galaxy.
Very well done, and it really puts things in perspective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDzB6S9EN8&eurl=
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 31, 2006, 09:50:47 PM
A quick video showing the relative size of various objects in the galaxy.
Very well done, and it really puts things in perspective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDzB6S9EN8&eurl=
That's a huge bitch!
Quote from: Augie-O on January 02, 2007, 08:40:42 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 31, 2006, 09:50:47 PM
A quick video showing the relative size of various objects in the galaxy.
Very well done, and it really puts things in perspective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDzB6S9EN8&eurl=
That's a huge bitch!
*cough*behemoth!*cough*
To hell with Ali Rap. THIS is the first televised rap performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJUmIuc1X5s
An ode to Muncie, IN:
"Lazy Muncie"...takes about a minute to get going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCafRSfPfww
Some chick's response to "Dick in a Box". Yeah, you know it. She's not ugly, either.
http://www.theradreport.com/2007/01/06/justin-timberlake-put-his-dick-in-a-box-this-gal-answered/
I'll admit it. I like Danny Bonaduce. And I feel dirty for doing so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnliRXAIyIo
A White Sox (OK, Cleveland Indians) fan laments the passing of the Camero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdegQmtgFSM
Finally, a post that is scientific and educational
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8-KDQNgiQg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYAUQZizVc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
Quote from: SD on January 10, 2007, 01:51:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYAUQZizVc
Is that a young Mark Suppelsa?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYpFyvyu6XE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxYjosqo0ol
http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/price_is_right_dumbass.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt5-wn3fvlw
Paula Abdul on something.
If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you. That's no lie.
How have I never seen this before today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdjC2vL-574
Quote from: Xenu on January 15, 2007, 09:27:21 PM
If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you. That's no lie.
How have I never seen this before today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdjC2vL-574
No idea. Were you in a cave?
I stumbled across this little toy. It randomly pulls up videos that have been deleted from youtube. Some are not work safe, others are just dumb and for some reason there are a lot of girls that just like to shake their ass in front of a video camera for no apparent reason.
http://www.youtube.infamousx.com/#
Super Bowl Mumble!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-V2VFh2YwU&mode=related&search=
Go Bears!
Quote from: Apex on January 16, 2007, 09:03:36 AM
Super Bowl Mumble!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-V2VFh2YwU&mode=related&search=
Go Bears!
Was that put together by Slick Rick?
Quote from: James Westfall on January 16, 2007, 10:44:00 AM
Quote from: Apex on January 16, 2007, 09:03:36 AM
Super Bowl Mumble!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-V2VFh2YwU&mode=related&search=
Go Bears!
Was that put together by Slick Rick?
No.
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs
went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPuZFCCwhmE
Near and far....or how close the Bears are to a Super Bowl and how close the Cubs are to a World Series.
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs
went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.
Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs
went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.
Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.
So there's hope. Good.
Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:56:38 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs
went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.
Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.
So there's hope. Good.
Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.
I've got a 2 1/2 year old, so I'm down, I'm with it, I've got the 411.
May God smite the person who created Teletubbies though.
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 01:01:32 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:56:38 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs
went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.
Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.
So there's hope. Good.
Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.
I've got a 2 1/2 year old, so I'm down, I'm with it, I've got the 411.
May God smite the person who created Teletubbies though.
Thanks for stopping by, Rev. Falwell.
Quote from: forkserker on January 16, 2007, 02:23:33 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 01:01:32 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:56:38 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs
went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.
Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.
So there's hope. Good.
Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.
I've got a 2 1/2 year old, so I'm down, I'm with it, I've got the 411.
May God smite the person who created Teletubbies though.
Thanks for stopping by, Rev. Falwell.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 02:37:29 PM
Quote from: forkserker on January 16, 2007, 02:23:33 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 01:01:32 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:56:38 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs
went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.
Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.
So there's hope. Good.
Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.
I've got a 2 1/2 year old, so I'm down, I'm with it, I've got the 411.
May God smite the person who created Teletubbies though.
Thanks for stopping by, Rev. Falwell.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Dude.
dustified.
Pardon the double post...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IltuqJhftzI
It's adventure time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDGrNgxJDww&mode=related&search=
This website, and this commercial, go hand in hand, in my mind.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v9e4QD1zm0Q
Quote from: Poobiscuit on January 17, 2007, 02:13:10 PM
It's adventure time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDGrNgxJDww&mode=related&search=
PENGUINS! Mathematical! Rhombus!
That is steak balls.
Samurai Mike's new version of the Shuffle.....Warning! Pretty bad.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VmEI5f0qAbI
Jeebus that was bad. Why, Mike? Why?
Quote from: bugsy on January 19, 2007, 01:04:20 PM
Samurai Mike's new version of the Shuffle.....Warning! Pretty bad.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VmEI5f0qAbI
The most shocking thing about the video is how bad Otis Wilson looks. Good old #55, what happened?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzmB54LSig
How gay is gay?
Yikes! That shitstain of a video is right up there with the Grabowskis!
BEARS FIGHT SONG
I don't have a clue as to whether or not anyone has posted this yet. If so no harm done. If not, it deserves to be seen (and heard)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sct9igr7wMA
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on January 20, 2007, 09:27:11 PM
BEARS FIGHT SONG
I don't have a clue as to whether or not anyone has posted this yet. If so no harm done. If not, it deserves to be seen (and heard)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sct9igr7wMA
Go here and press the little play button for a big disappointment...This made me feel kind of like someone ran over my dog.
http://redeye.mycapture.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=36028&EventID=217638&CategoryID=22693&CollectionID=0&Sort=
...And this one made me wish someone ran ME over:
http://redeye.mycapture.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=37366&EventID=217638&CategoryID=22693&CollectionID=0&Sort=
For those about to rock, we crown your ass.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKCrOlu9D4E&mode=related&search=
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Don't placate me like your mother, boy.
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
When did Ron Jeremy become an anti-gay activist?
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on January 24, 2007, 02:04:10 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
When did Ron Jeremy become an anti-gay activist?
As soon as Seattke left town.
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Christ on a bike. I'm flabbergasted. I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :
QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.
When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.
Oh, boy. That sounds healthy. I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.
Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Christ on a bike. I'm flabbergasted. I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :
QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.
When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.
Oh, boy. That sounds healthy. I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.
I think I can actually hear him ticking.
Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Christ on a bike. I'm flabbergasted. I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :
QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.
When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.
Oh, boy. That sounds healthy. I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.
From, his label's web site (http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands), here is a list of "gay bands":
* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* Le Tigre
* The Gossip
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay)
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
There's really nothing to say about that. It pretty much speaks for itself. That dude's misguided to say the least.
Wow.
Wait, Queen, a gay band? But, but, they loved fat bottomed GIRLS!
Frank Sinatra was a gay band?
I guess Metallica became gay after they cut their hair.
I can't believe Richard Cheese made his list. Is Wierd Al next?
And how did the Smiths escape notice?
No Men at Work, INXS, Tesla, or Queensryche? What kind of list is that?
Quote from: Shooter on January 24, 2007, 03:04:06 PM
* Rufus Wainwright
Was it "Gay Messiah" or "Old Whore's Diet" that tipped him off?
I think it's when did that duet of "Casanova in Hell" with the Pet Shop Boys.
Ghostface Killah? Excuse me? Must have promoted lesbianism or something. He does talk about his dick alot. Probably got these weirdos all hot and bothered so they decided to declare him evil and add him to the list.
We need to book this guy for a 7th-inning stretch. Steak balls.
"Jesus my saviour is the only man for me"...Queer for Christ!
DMX, Eminem, Jay-Z and Ghostface Killah? They're gonna kick this dude's ass when they find out.
Apparently, Elton John is so gay, that he makes the list twice.
Does he really think that Morrisey is questionably gay?
Quote from: bozos72 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:32 PM
Does he really think that Morrisey is questionably gay?
Damn, I missed that. I retract my comment about the Smiths
Quote from: Shooter on January 24, 2007, 03:04:06 PM
From, his label's web site (http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands), here is a list of "gay bands":
    * Motorhead
Â
fuck me in the eye with my gay dad's dick.
Quote from: Apex. on January 23, 2007, 04:43:16 PM
For those about to rock, we crown your ass.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKCrOlu9D4E&mode=related&search=
Damn the National Footbal League and their damn copyright!
(yes, "Footbal" with one "l")
This is fung.
http://www.bearvscolt.com/
Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Christ on a bike. I'm flabbergasted. I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :
QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.
When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.
Oh, boy. That sounds healthy. I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.
By the way, this guy says his hero is Oscar Wilde, "a reformed homosexual". Um, who wants to break the news to him?
I'll never forget the time I informed a blatant gay-bashing friend of mind that his favorite artist of all-time, one Dave Matthews, was reportedly bi-sexual. Hysterical.
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 26, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
I'll never forget the time I informed a blatant gay-bashing friend of mind that his favorite artist of all-time, one Dave Matthews, was reportedly bi-sexual. Hysterical.
No such thing as bisexual. You either kiss the pickle or you don't.
Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 26, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
I'll never forget the time I informed a blatant gay-bashing friend of mind that his favorite artist of all-time, one Dave Matthews, was reportedly bi-sexual. Hysterical.
No such thing as bisexual. You either kiss the pickle or you don't.
So you're saying that a person's tastes can't include both oysters and snails?
Is that true about Matthews? I've always hated his music. Can't figure out why grown men would listen to such things. This might possibly explain their interest in him.
Quote from: Apex. on January 26, 2007, 11:42:04 AM
Is that true about Matthews? I've always hated his music. Can't figure out why grown men would listen to such things. This might possibly explain their interest in him.
I've always assumed it's true. Fact or not.
Quote from: CPT on January 26, 2007, 11:35:10 AM
Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 26, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
I'll never forget the time I informed a blatant gay-bashing friend of mind that his favorite artist of all-time, one Dave Matthews, was reportedly bi-sexual. Hysterical.
No such thing as bisexual. You either kiss the pickle or you don't.
So you're saying that a person's tastes can't include both oysters and snails?
It only works for chicks.
Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 11:55:57 AM
Quote from: CPT on January 26, 2007, 11:35:10 AM
Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 26, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
I'll never forget the time I informed a blatant gay-bashing friend of mind that his favorite artist of all-time, one Dave Matthews, was reportedly bi-sexual. Hysterical.
No such thing as bisexual. You either kiss the pickle or you don't.
So you're saying that a person's tastes can't include both oysters and snails?
It only works for chicks.
Build a thousand bridges, you're a bridge builder. Build a thousand bridges and suck one cock, you're a cocksucker.
Quote from: AC on January 26, 2007, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 11:55:57 AM
Quote from: CPT on January 26, 2007, 11:35:10 AM
Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 26, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
I'll never forget the time I informed a blatant gay-bashing friend of mind that his favorite artist of all-time, one Dave Matthews, was reportedly bi-sexual. Hysterical.
No such thing as bisexual. You either kiss the pickle or you don't.
So you're saying that a person's tastes can't include both oysters and snails?
It only works for chicks.
Build a thousand bridges, you're a bridge builder. Build a thousand bridges and suck one cock, you're a cocksucker.
You had me at hello.
Quote from: ~Apex on January 26, 2007, 11:42:04 AM
Is that true about Matthews? I've always hated his music. Can't figure out why grown men would listen to such things. This might possibly explain their interest in him.
He obviously has a fascination with scatology, so yeah, I'd peg him queer. At least, I'm too lazy to google the word for sure, but that is the word for yer basic poop fetishist, no? Where's teh resident shit head for confirmation?
Quote from: Shooter on January 24, 2007, 03:04:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Christ on a bike. I'm flabbergasted. I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :
QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.
When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.
Oh, boy. That sounds healthy. I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.
From, his label's web site (http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands), here is a list of "gay bands":
...
* Jay-Z
...
Does that make Beyonce a faghag?
Edit: How'd I miss this discovery until now?
QuoteIn Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com
This is begging for some good ole fashioned internet hijinx; just like mom used to make (before dad turned gay and abandoned us).
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on January 26, 2007, 01:26:52 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 26, 2007, 11:42:04 AM
Is that true about Matthews? I've always hated his music. Can't figure out why grown men would listen to such things. This might possibly explain their interest in him.
He obviously has a fascination with scatology, so yeah, I'd peg him queer. At least, I'm too lazy to google the word for sure, but that is the word for yer basic poop fetishist, no? Where's teh resident shit head for confirmation?
My ears are burnin'.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on January 26, 2007, 06:35:17 PM
Quote from: Shooter on January 24, 2007, 03:04:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Christ on a bike. I'm flabbergasted. I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :
QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.
When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.
Oh, boy. That sounds healthy. I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.
From, his label's web site (http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands), here is a list of "gay bands":
...
  * Jay-Z
...
Does that make Beyonce a faghag?
Edit: How'd I miss this discovery until now?
QuoteIn Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com
This is begging for some good ole fashioned internet hijinx; just like mom used to make (before dad turned gay and abandoned us).
Frank Sinatra is on the list, but Cyndi Lauper makes the list of "safe" acts. I don't think we'd be in virgin territory here.
Although, maybe with Sinatra...take "Fly Me To The Moon". The act of baring one's buttocks is referred to as "mooning", so maybe "Fly Me To The Moon" is really just a euphemism for packin' the fudge.
Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 10:10:12 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on January 26, 2007, 06:35:17 PM
Quote from: Shooter on January 24, 2007, 03:04:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
Christ on a bike. I'm flabbergasted. I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :
QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.
When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.
Oh, boy. That sounds healthy. I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.
From, his label's web site (http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands), here is a list of "gay bands":
...
* Jay-Z
...
Does that make Beyonce a faghag?
Edit: How'd I miss this discovery until now?
QuoteIn Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com
This is begging for some good ole fashioned internet hijinx; just like mom used to make (before dad turned gay and abandoned us).
Frank Sinatra is on the list, but Cyndi Lauper makes the list of "safe" acts. I don't think we'd be in virgin territory here.
Although, maybe with Sinatra...take "Fly Me To The Moon". The act of baring one's buttocks is referred to as "mooning", so maybe "Fly Me To The Moon" is really just a euphemism for packin' the fudge.
"Strangers in the Night" was Sinatra's "coming out" song. Listen to the lyrics they are totally ghey. In fact if you play the scooby doobie doo part of the song backwards Sinatra says, "I banged Paul".
ring-a-ding-ding!!!
So is this guy for real or what? The more I see of it, the more it seems like a brilliant piece of comedy.
Donny Davies throws down. Isiah Thomas is on line 2.
http://www.lovegodsway.org/Blog/DisturbedElated
Quote from: forkserker on January 27, 2007, 03:54:49 PM
Donny Davies throws down. Isiah Thomas is on line 2.
http://www.lovegodsway.org/Blog/DisturbedElated
OK, under safe music he has listed Cyndi Lauper WHO SANG AT THE GAY GAMES CLOSING CEREMONY (I only know because I could hear it from my house...ok fine, JD got me tickets and we went).
Quote from: AC on January 27, 2007, 06:54:56 PM
Quote from: forkserker on January 27, 2007, 03:54:49 PM
Donny Davies throws down. Isiah Thomas is on line 2.
http://www.lovegodsway.org/Blog/DisturbedElated
OK, under safe music he has listed Cyndi Lauper WHO SANG AT THE GAY GAMES CLOSING CEREMONY (I only know because I could hear it from my house...ok fine, JD got me tickets and we wentand I medaled in the 2-man luge).
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
"Oscar Wilde, my hero, was a reformed homosexual. He went to prison for his sins. Once he was alone with his thouhgts, in jail, he saw the errors of his ways and repented."
Either it's every bit the joke it seems, or this fella didn't spend much time studying his hero...You know, unless cornholing teenage boys right up until your death is reformation of some kind.
Quote from: AC on January 26, 2007, 11:56:52 AM
Build a thousand bridges, you're a bridge builder. Build a thousand bridges and suck one cock, you're a cocksucker.
You shag
one sheep...
Quote from: AC on January 27, 2007, 06:54:56 PM
OK, under safe music he has listed Cyndi Lauper WHO SANG AT THE GAY GAMES CLOSING CEREMONY (I only know because I could hear it from my house...ok fine, JD got me tickets and we went).
I wonder what events they have at the Gay games. And how do you prove you're gay enough to take part? Do they have events only for bull dykes, or bears, for instance? Do you get medals for colour coordinating your kit?
That reminds me, by the way. I had a call yesterday - my mate rang me to see if I wanted to take part in a charity half-marathon.
I said "Nope, sorry old son, exercise brings me out in a rash."
He said "But it's for disableds and blinders!"
I thought "Hang on, I'm in with a chance here..."
Is it too late to start a write in campaign to have Donnie Davies sing during half time at this year's Super Bowl?
'Ladies and Gentlemen, especially you fags, please direct your attention to our center stage as singer, songwriter and reformed homosexual Donnie Davies sings, "God Hates Fags".'
Quote from: Taylor on January 28, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
Is it too late to start a write in campaign to have Donnie Davies sing during half time at this year's Super Bowl?
'Ladies and Gentlemen, especially you fags, please direct your attention to our center stage as singer, songwriter and reformed homosexual Donnie Davies sings, "God Hates Fags".'
Actually, it's too soon. The NFL won't be going with any act that isn't 20-30 years past its prime.
Quote from: CPT on January 28, 2007, 03:36:29 PM
Quote from: Taylor on January 28, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
Is it too late to start a write in campaign to have Donnie Davies sing during half time at this year's Super Bowl?
'Ladies and Gentlemen, especially you fags, please direct your attention to our center stage as singer, songwriter and reformed homosexual Donnie Davies sings, "God Hates Fags".'
Actually, it's too soon. The NFL won't be going with any act that isn't 20-30 years past its prime.
Rich Little's playing there, too?
Quote from: forkserker on January 28, 2007, 06:27:51 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 28, 2007, 03:36:29 PM
Quote from: Taylor on January 28, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
Is it too late to start a write in campaign to have Donnie Davies sing during half time at this year's Super Bowl?
'Ladies and Gentlemen, especially you fags, please direct your attention to our center stage as singer, songwriter and reformed homosexual Donnie Davies sings, "God Hates Fags".'
Actually, it's too soon. The NFL won't be going with any act that isn't 20-30 years past its prime.
Rich Little's playing there, too?
I'd say Rich Little was on the way out 20 years ago. Now? I think most of the people he does impressions of are dead. That can't be good for a career.
Quote from: forkserker on January 27, 2007, 03:54:49 PM
Donny Davies throws down. Isiah Thomas is on line 2.
http://www.lovegodsway.org/Blog/DisturbedElated
I'm pretty sure that dude is a pederast. Eight year olds, dude.
Quote from: CPT on January 28, 2007, 09:51:13 PM
Quote from: forkserker on January 28, 2007, 06:27:51 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 28, 2007, 03:36:29 PM
Quote from: Taylor on January 28, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
Is it too late to start a write in campaign to have Donnie Davies sing during half time at this year's Super Bowl?
'Ladies and Gentlemen, especially you fags, please direct your attention to our center stage as singer, songwriter and reformed homosexual Donnie Davies sings, "God Hates Fags".'
Actually, it's too soon. The NFL won't be going with any act that isn't 20-30 years past its prime.
Rich Little's playing there, too?
I'd say Rich Little was on the way out 20 years ago. Now? I think most of the people he does impressions of are dead. That can't be good for a career.
He got signed to do the Washington Correspondents' Dinner. They don't want to risk another Stephen Colbert moment.
Quote from: Tonker on January 28, 2007, 04:36:35 AM
Quote from: AC on January 26, 2007, 11:56:52 AM
Build a thousand bridges, you're a bridge builder. Build a thousand bridges and suck one cock, you're a cocksucker.
You shag one sheep...
Frankie, if you're gonna fuck sheep or goats, make sure they're on the edge of a cliff, so they push back into you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZBOj7xr9k
Blades of Glory, starring Will Ferrell, Gob Bluth, Napoleon Dynamite, Hayden Fox and Amy Poehler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM4yekiPo3w
Quote from: forkserker on January 29, 2007, 11:36:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZBOj7xr9k
So is he really retarded or what?
Ever wondered what gives Donnie Davies the strength to resist "those feelings" and love God's way?
Is it God's infinite love and mercy?
Fuck no. It's a daily breakfast featuring.... Chicken Fried Bacon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU
Steak testicles. Don't forget the sausage gravy. And be sure to salt them up while the grease is still warm.
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 29, 2007, 01:57:30 PM
Ever wondered what gives Donnie Davies the strength to resist "those feelings" and love God's way?
Is it God's infinite love and mercy?
f@#$ no. It's a daily breakfast featuring.... Chicken Fried Bacon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU
Steak testicles. Don't forget the sausage gravy. And be sure to salt them up while the grease is still warm.
I'm guessing this is where the "Stroke" in 27B Stroke 6 comes in?
Or maybe you should rename yourself 27B Grabber 6.
Either way, my blood slowed down as I watched this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
Kill. Me. Now.
Not strictly YouTube, but good enough.
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB77D6A0E55069BD0A9B3A52CB005FA7D7
Quote from: forkserker on January 30, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
Kill. Me. Now.
The week is ruined. Shit.
Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 30, 2007, 02:12:41 PM
Quote from: forkserker on January 30, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
Kill. Me. Now.
The week is ruined. Shit.
Knockin' me out with those Canadian thighs.
http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes.html
These guys are also behind the ongoing GoogleTV hoax videos that are making the rounds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9SK_M_nVWA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MulSMSJV-U
"Dynasty" and "Baywatch" absolutely killed me and "Happy Days" is ridiculously well-made.
Edit: Alf and Zoobilee Zoo might be a tad NSFW.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on January 30, 2007, 03:50:40 PM
http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes.html
These guys are also behind the ongoing GoogleTV hoax videos that are making the rounds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9SK_M_nVWA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MulSMSJV-U
"Dynasty" and "Baywatch" absolutely killed me and "Happy Days" is ridiculously well-made.
Edit: Alf and Zoobilee Zoo might be a tad NSFW.
"a tad". I talways thought Ben Vereen would be packing more heat than, you know, a chick.
NSFW - he said "Mud whistle".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9B_tqX_0OM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryCzNpFVd_E
I must resist making the comparison for fear of he whose name we do not speak.
This guy was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and spins quite a yarn for an Errol Morris documentary. Just watch:
Rick Rosner - Smart Dude (Part 1 of 7) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAnFAxMcvg)
It may have not ended well, but it started great (and yes its like Zapruter with Parkinsons is shooting the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwX8XbOeg3c
Or, for an actual version of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VMh_z-KIuk
The untold story of the "Old Negro Space Program."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpKQQSd0YI&eurl=
ABC Nightline, 12/09/80
Part One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDleQo7kF7k
Part Two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U54lBki5o1g&mode=related&search=
I can't wait until dude gets paroled. I want in on the Vegas betting regarding how long it takes from the time of his release until he's torn limb-from-limb on live TV by a mob of people that traveled from all over the country just to take a piece of him.
Over/Under: 8 minutes.
I've got the under. And the left kidney.
Don't click this one at work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrNcqjosRbs
Or this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdlF-UnBFxU&NR
Tourette's is funny. Bitch, I love you!
Last Blog Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E)
Intrepid Reader: Hawk Harrelson
Mercy!
Partial transcript of one young
girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk boy's plunge into autism/dementia/total self-awareness:
A certain person sent me a message saying, "Hi Dax, everyone who watches your blog thinks you're retarded. Everyone. All of your subscribers. And they watch because they think you're stupid, and it's fun to watch stupid people." Well I've got news for you. All of my subscribers. All of my viewers that...
Some of you were convincing like charmingwizkid. She sends me a video. She seems... Oh. And you. If you're watching and you're thinking, "Hey this is fun to watch. This kid's retarded."
Well I'm not retarded.
Oh and I've got news for you. all of my viewers. Y'all are the ones who don't know things.
I could. <punches air> <rubs head and growls>
Okay. So, are you still watching? Are you thinking "Look at this stupid [sic] idiot.
MOM!
Sniffle.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on February 13, 2007, 11:32:58 PM
Last Blog Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E)
Intrepid Reader: Hawk Harrelson
Mercy!
Partial transcript of one young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk boy's plunge into autism/dementia/total self-awareness:
A certain person sent me a message saying, "Hi Dax, everyone who watches your blog thinks you're retarded. Everyone. All of your subscribers. And they watch because they think you're stupid, and it's fun to watch stupid people." Well I've got news for you. All of my subscribers. All of my viewers that...
Some of you were convincing like charmingwizkid. She sends me a video. She seems... Oh. And you. If you're watching and you're thinking, "Hey this is fun to watch. This kid's retarded."
Well I'm not retarded.
Oh and I've got news for you. all of my viewers. Y'all are the ones who don't know things.
I could. <punches air> <rubs head and growls>
Okay. So, are you still watching? Are you thinking "Look at this stupid [sic] idiot.
MOM!
Sniffle.
Oh my.
You know, he kind of looks like someone we once knew. Someone
special.
You guys are so good at teaching me stuff...
stuff, I...
didn't know.
Never let 'em see ya cry, Dax.
QuoteYou know what? Words. Hurt worse. Than if someone throws a sledgehammer and hits your crotch. Over and over.
Then if you're a girl, they just hit your face with it. Or typing. Just typing.
P.S. Cool Moves. Are you ready for them? I don't think you are. Wait. Sit in your seat, because this is going to be cool. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZhIcAIEet4)
Wow. I bet he loves dolphins and nails a lot of chicks.
[blogPaulkid]
(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4407/internetsot7.jpg)
[/blogPaulkid]
Quote from: Xenu on February 14, 2007, 04:10:12 PM
Quote
MOM!
Sniffle.
Wow. I bet he loves dolphins and nails a lot of chicks.
He wasn't as boastful as IT, but he almost sort of looked like him.
Anyway, the line about "being kicked in the crotch by a frozen sledgehammer if you're a guy or, if you're a girl, being hit, ummm, in the face" kinda proves that the kid would need a manual were ever to find himself with a member of the fairer sex.
Everyone knows that the closest thing to getting hit in the nads for a female is the breasteses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBVpbFguImU&NR
This kid is going to go to jail for raping/stalking/wearingsomechick'sheadasahat.
Quote from: Xenu on February 14, 2007, 04:18:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBVpbFguImU&NR
This kid is going to go to jail for raping/stalking/wearingsomechick'sheadasahat.
Scre that. This kid is a post office full of dead bodies waiting to happen.
I've watched half a dozen of these. It's got to be fake. Shit. I'm disappointed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69hd2C2mIa4&eurl=
I think he's talking about Big Jim at the beginning of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUU9CqrtFiU
Seriously this guy kills, I saw him in K.C. and got hoarse from laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfw3-kQi3mw
Quote from: ChuckDickens on February 14, 2007, 09:49:39 AM
QuoteYou know what? Words. Hurt worse. Than if someone throws a sledgehammer and hits your crotch. Over and over.
Then if you're a girl, they just hit your face with it. Or typing. Just typing.
P.S. Cool Moves. Are you ready for them? I don't think you are. Wait. Sit in your seat, because this is going to be cool. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZhIcAIEet4)
Hi, gaywad...<karate CHOP>
I have a new signature:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE
Is anyone checking these kids houses for guns? Seriously. It's got Columbine written all over it.
What happened to quality TV like this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IUO32EGdEpg&mode=related&search=
HE'S A CHICKEN!?
Quote from: Paul Tanner on February 24, 2007, 08:54:42 PM
I have a new signature:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE
Step two: Slip the peal over your Randy Johnson. Start pitchin'.
http://tinyurl.com/2mcdbc
Maybe we can put one on the mound too?
Quote from: James Westfall on February 27, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2mcdbc
Maybe we can put one on the mound too?
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen something so complicated and so useless. Oh, and cool-looking.
Quote from: Paul Tanner on February 27, 2007, 07:51:45 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on February 27, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2mcdbc
Maybe we can put one on the mound too?
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen something so complicated and so useless. Oh, and cool-looking.
That's a lie..I know you have.
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3938/764136051l4hgdm9.jpg)
Quote from: James Westfall on February 27, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2mcdbc
Maybe we can put one on the mound too?
Damnit, i was a computer engineering major too. I hadn't been so damn lazy, or drank too much beer, i could have done something useful like build that. Imagine if Kerm had one of those in his basement when you guys rolled over for the MEP...and he built it himself. I coulda been so cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mmo1eJN7JU
Remember this ass? uh.... Actress?
pumps and a bump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp6W12QQbE
Bump, with no positive for DeRosa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9Q1_bqgDE
hey ya cover that's been getting some play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8nkkOA_AM
Quote from: The Ghost of Richard Jeni on March 23, 2007, 10:10:00 AM
hey ya cover that's been getting some play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8nkkOA_AM
Yeah, months ago. Wasn't that Slak guy all over this some time back?
Quote from: butthead on March 23, 2007, 10:14:04 AM
Quote from: The Ghost of Richard Jeni on March 23, 2007, 10:10:00 AM
hey ya cover that's been getting some play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8nkkOA_AM
Yeah, months ago. Wasn't that Slak guy all over this some time back?
That Slak guy was a loser. And yes, he was all over it.
I haven't seen him around in forever and thought I could take credit for his masterful youtube search fu. My negative. I'm going to go find my gun and positive.
I thought that was him singing in the video. Wait... if it's not then why post that thing at all?
That Slak dude took music snobbery to new heights. I bet he doesn't even watch American Idol.
Quote from: butthead on March 23, 2007, 11:29:31 AM
That Slak dude took music snobbery to new heights. I bet he doesn't even watch American Idol.
I bet he...I bet he eats babies! Yeah! He tooked R Jobz! YEAH!
Quote from: AC on March 23, 2007, 11:46:04 AM
Quote from: butthead on March 23, 2007, 11:29:31 AM
That Slak dude took music snobbery to new heights. I bet he doesn't even watch American Idol.
I bet he...I bet he eats babies! Yeah! He tooked R Jobz! YEAH!
He made me a newt.
He gassed the Kurds, choked Neal Reed and let Maddux sign with teh Rbaves.
Quote from: The Ghost of Richard Jeni on March 23, 2007, 12:15:19 PM
Quote from: AC on March 23, 2007, 11:46:04 AM
Quote from: butthead on March 23, 2007, 11:29:31 AM
That Slak dude took music snobbery to new heights. I bet he doesn't even watch American Idol.
I bet he...I bet he eats babies! Yeah! He tooked R Jobz! YEAH!
He made me a newt.
A neeewwwt? (english accented)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Billy Zabka!
From the SomethingAwful forums, by the same guy who made "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267)":
Birdfucker (http://www.tindeck.com/audio/image/b/3dob6)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/bigg-ass-titties.html
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QdkpkJXWF9E
Bad Lou Rawls. With Muppets.
Quote from: RockTheIvy on March 24, 2007, 03:03:57 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QdkpkJXWF9E
Bad Lou Rawls. With Muppets.
Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good.
Quote from: The Ghost of Richard Jeni on March 24, 2007, 06:58:25 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on March 24, 2007, 03:03:57 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QdkpkJXWF9E
Bad Lou Rawls. With Muppets.
Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good.
I wish I was half as cool as Lou Rawls.
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1556163
"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
Andy pointed out in yesterday's Cubs Live thread that the mayor of Cincinnati was responsible for perhaps the worst first pitch in history.
I positive that statement: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rx6zsub-neU
Quote from: DPappy on April 03, 2007, 02:04:46 PM
Andy pointed out in yesterday's Cubs Live thread that the mayor of Cincinnati was responsible for perhaps the worst first pitch in history.
I positive that statement: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rx6zsub-neU
Wait. That wasn't a joke?
Quote from: Kermit on April 03, 2007, 02:49:49 PM
Quote from: DPappy on April 03, 2007, 02:04:46 PM
Andy pointed out in yesterday's Cubs Live thread that the mayor of Cincinnati was responsible for perhaps the worst first pitch in history.
I positive that statement: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rx6zsub-neU
Wait. That wasn't a joke?
I thought he just hated the shit out of Eric Davis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6c__4L9rL4
I positive the sick goal vs. Hocks at the very end.
Quote from: Fork_The_Third on April 04, 2007, 03:45:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6c__4L9rL4
I positive the sick goal vs. Hocks at the very end.
Kick a franchise whilst it's down why dontcha?
Quote from: AC on April 04, 2007, 03:46:10 PM
Quote from: Fork_The_Third on April 04, 2007, 03:45:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6c__4L9rL4
I positive the sick goal vs. Hocks at the very end.
Kick a franchise whilst it's down why dontcha?
I got a Hocks hoody @ Tar-jhay last weekend for $7. Good times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saHs6J0OXVI&eurl=
Balls balls balls. Ballsy ballsy balls.
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on April 08, 2007, 01:00:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saHs6J0OXVI&eurl=
Balls balls balls. Ballsy ballsy balls.
YouTube commenters never fail to amaze me:
Quote
werthyu (2 hours ago)
This is sooooo stupid. It's not like an iceberg just "sunk" the ship, the captain oredered the engines to work faster so that everyone could get to their destinations faster, and they hit at such a collision that their was a huge gash created inside the ship, and it's not like metal can withstand everything. That's like saying if I drop a car from 21,000 feet in the air on top of an iceberg, the car will be in perfect condition. The wrold is so stupid these days.
Quote
automaticjesse (2 hours ago)
werthyu Kill yourself Today,this isnt a fucking serious video you uptight queer,i wanna fuck your daughter
Quote from: ChuckDickens on April 08, 2007, 02:37:42 PM
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on April 08, 2007, 01:00:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saHs6J0OXVI&eurl=
Balls balls balls. Ballsy ballsy balls.
YouTube commenters never fail to amaze me:
Quote
werthyu (2 hours ago)
This is sooooo stupid. It's not like an iceberg just "sunk" the ship, the captain oredered the engines to work faster so that everyone could get to their destinations faster, and they hit at such a collision that their was a huge gash created inside the ship, and it's not like metal can withstand everything. That's like saying if I drop a car from 21,000 feet in the air on top of an iceberg, the car will be in perfect condition. The wrold is so stupid these days.
This commenter obviously believes the lies of our government. She probably also thinks that 9-11 was actually a terrorist attack.
And yes, I'm sure this commenter was a woman, just by reading her comment.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on April 08, 2007, 02:37:42 PM
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on April 08, 2007, 01:00:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saHs6J0OXVI&eurl=
Balls balls balls. Ballsy ballsy balls.
YouTube commenters never fail to amaze me:
Quote
werthyu  (2 hours ago)
This is sooooo stupid. It's not like an iceberg just "sunk" the ship, the captain oredered the engines to work faster so that everyone could get to their destinations faster, and they hit at such a collision that their was a huge gash created inside the ship, and it's not like metal can withstand everything. That's like saying if I drop a car from 21,000 feet in the air on top of an iceberg, the car will be in perfect condition. The wrold is so stupid these days.
Quote
automaticjesse  (2 hours ago)
werthyu Kill yourself Today,this isnt a f@#$ing serious video you uptight queer,i wanna f@#$ your daughter
Shitcock!!!!
Now I know why my 3 year old is afraid of the Easter Bunny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qVFOC6cBL0A
American game shows are stupid.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/rodeo
You're welcome, Apex...And everyone else.
Quote from: The Ghost of Richard Jeni on April 09, 2007, 08:32:23 AM
Now I know why my 3 year old is afraid of the Easter Bunny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qVFOC6cBL0A
The Hare Club for Men?
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on April 10, 2007, 08:27:39 AM
American game shows are stupid.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/rodeo
You're welcome, Apex...And everyone else.
Japanese people do weird thing.
Quote from: ~Apex on April 10, 2007, 08:59:05 AM
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on April 10, 2007, 08:27:39 AM
American game shows are stupid.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/rodeo
You're welcome, Apex...And everyone else.
Japanese people do weird thing.
Like play Breakout with their lips as the paddle and marshmallows for blocks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASHeTDkKb8c
Quote from: DPappy on April 10, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 10, 2007, 08:59:05 AM
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on April 10, 2007, 08:27:39 AM
American game shows are stupid.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/rodeo
You're welcome, Apex...And everyone else.
Japanese people do weird thing.
Like play Breakout with their lips as the paddle and marshmallows for blocks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASHeTDkKb8c
How am I supposed to masturbate to that?
That game of Breakout defied definitely a few laws of physics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7I6-Uqje5I&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthebiglead%2Ecom%2F
I debated on whether to revive this thread (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4255.0) instead, but decided it would see more air time in the YouTube discoveries.
Ronny Cedeno versus Geremi(y) Gonzalez in the Venezuelan World Series over the offseason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb6kVx8zzy8
Pretty disappointing really.
Vagina Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaoRUOYEEfs)
A Very Special Halloween Episode of Vagina Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuXfFvUQ7w)
Click at your own risk (language only)
Gold, Jerry.
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on April 19, 2007, 02:24:22 PM
Vagina Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaoRUOYEEfs)
A Very Special Halloween Episode of Vagina Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuXfFvUQ7w)
Click at your own risk (language only)
Gold, Jerry.
Slaky's just livin' to ejaculate. That's called predator mode, baby.
Quote from: JD, Too on April 19, 2007, 02:39:55 PM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on April 19, 2007, 02:24:22 PM
Vagina Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaoRUOYEEfs)
A Very Special Halloween Episode of Vagina Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuXfFvUQ7w)
Click at your own risk (language only)
Gold, Jerry.
Slaky's just livin' to ejaculate. That's called predator mode, baby.
I haven't seen this yet since it's blocked at work...but I'm anxious to see whatever it was that made you think of me.
This is a fantastic prank call. I watch it at least twice a day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vlb_ZegqaZE
I guess there's some language involved, so don't click if you don't want to hear it.
Quote from: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 19, 2007, 09:53:09 PM
This is a fantastic prank call. I watch it at least twice a day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vlb_ZegqaZE
I guess there's some language involved, so don't click if you don't want to hear it.
Timmy B is everywhere. I didn't recognize him without the man-sized scorpion at the end of his pecker, though.
Quote from: JD, Too on April 20, 2007, 07:13:59 AM
Quote from: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 19, 2007, 09:53:09 PM
This is a fantastic prank call. I watch it at least twice a day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vlb_ZegqaZE
I guess there's some language involved, so don't click if you don't want to hear it.
Timmy B is everywhere. I didn't recognize him without the man-sized scorpion at the end of his pecker, though.
Beat it, Foxworthy.
Quote from: Slaky! on April 20, 2007, 08:24:20 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 20, 2007, 07:13:59 AM
Quote from: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 19, 2007, 09:53:09 PM
This is a fantastic prank call. I watch it at least twice a day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vlb_ZegqaZE
I guess there's some language involved, so don't click if you don't want to hear it.
Timmy B is everywhere. I didn't recognize him without the man-sized scorpion at the end of his pecker, though.
Beat it, Foxworthy.
Quit following me, predator! I'm not gonna let your ejaculate end up anywhere near me.
If you wear flashy jewelry and lots of cologne...
heh heh heh...that's right...
you might be a predator with a powerful penis that's just livin' to ejaculate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auEceiMGGk4
Rush performing Anthem live in 1976.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15GXZ8lvLBg&mode=related&search=
Seriously, the quality of this is unbelievable. It's a great bootleg.
Live-action Space Invaders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VczbbiRmDik&mode=related&search=
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 03, 2007, 06:55:03 PM
Live-action Space Invaders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VczbbiRmDik&mode=related&search=
Space Balls.
Quote from: JD, Too on March 23, 2007, 05:55:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Billy Zabka!
I'm sorry for the reply now, but the fact is I rarely click on this thread because I don't have volume on my work computer. My thinking is I'll check it when I'm home but then I just end up letting them stockpile.
I thought this was pretty hilarious, if awfully weird.
I had wondered what happened to that guy. He totally had that one role down pat--the "asshole, sorta privaleged young white punk". Not only did he play that role in "Karate Kid", but also "Just One Of The Guys" (where those of us who were in our teens were floored by Joyce Heyser's mazamazboombahs) and then Rodney's "Back To School". He was the same asshole in all 3. And then he disappeared.
I like also how they mixed in "Raising Arizona". He does a pretty god Hi.
And am I being totally obvious by mentioning the Ask A Ninja?
Edited to point out that a quick search on IMDB reveals that Bill Zabka not only didn't disappear, but actually got an Oscar nomination for a short film in 2003. Christ on a bike.
Not so obvious. But overly referential to be sure.
http://www.lulu.tv/?p=7602
A Starburst commercial. Might be the greatest commercial ever. Yes. Prepare to have your mind expanded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFOlkAmM43o
We were in one of the boxes on Sunday.
My friend is the mariachi.
Alcohol was involved.
He's a superb dancer. Did you leave the scorpion at home?
He shot the video.
I thought the scorpion was a chick and the tarantula was a dude. I don't think I can take gay scorpion sex. That's just too much.
Quote from: JD, Too on May 08, 2007, 09:58:55 AM
I thought the scorpion was a chick and the tarantula was a dude. I don't think I can take gay scorpion sex. That's just too much.
Gay scorpion sex will rock you like a hurricane.
Quote from: Fork_The_Third on May 08, 2007, 10:17:07 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 08, 2007, 09:58:55 AM
I thought the scorpion was a chick and the tarantula was a dude. I don't think I can take gay scorpion sex. That's just too much.
Gay scorpion sex will rock you like a hurricane.
The Mo'phuckin Ablls, son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4
"I'd like to watch football's ass without worryin' about T.O..."
Quote from: ~Apex on May 11, 2007, 04:22:11 PM
Quote from: Fork_The_Third on May 08, 2007, 10:17:07 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 08, 2007, 09:58:55 AM
I thought the scorpion was a chick and the tarantula was a dude. I don't think I can take gay scorpion sex. That's just too much.
Gay scorpion sex will rock you like a hurricane.
The Mo'phuckin Ablls, son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4
"I'd like to watch football's ass without worryin' about T.O..."
Funny. Still, I thought TO was football's ass.
Quote from: ~Apex on May 11, 2007, 04:22:11 PM
Quote from: Fork_The_Third on May 08, 2007, 10:17:07 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 08, 2007, 09:58:55 AM
I thought the scorpion was a chick and the tarantula was a dude. I don't think I can take gay scorpion sex. That's just too much.
Gay scorpion sex will rock you like a hurricane.
The Mo'phuckin Ablls, son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4
"I'd like to watch football's ass without worryin' about T.O..."
Funny, but how could any good American be sick of Angelina Jolie's ass?
You've probably already viewed this, but here's Braves AA manager Phil Wellman getting ejected from a ballgame in a rather entertaining/animated fashion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2UdDsgB22s
Can we please trade Zambrano for this pitcher? Hai !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPw_9GX9HI&NR=1
Quote from: SD on June 03, 2007, 04:05:43 PM
You've probably already viewed this, but here's Braves AA manager Phil Wellman getting ejected from a ballgame in a rather entertaining/animated fashion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2UdDsgB22s
That commando crawl and grenade toss was the funniest shit i've seen in a long time.
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 03, 2007, 07:21:28 PM
Can we please trade Zambrano for this pitcher? Hai !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPw_9GX9HI&NR=1
You don't need to speak Japanese to know what those commentators are saying as she leaves the mound...
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 03, 2007, 07:21:28 PM
Can we please trade Zambrano for this pitcher? Hai !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPw_9GX9HI&NR=1
Japanese people do weird thing.
Quote from: ~Apex on June 04, 2007, 10:34:20 AM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 03, 2007, 07:21:28 PM
Can we please trade Zambrano for this pitcher? Hai !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPw_9GX9HI&NR=1
Japanese people do weird thing.
I was a fan of her bow at the end though.
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2007, 01:50:44 AM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 03, 2007, 07:21:28 PM
Can we please trade Zambrano for this pitcher? Hai !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPw_9GX9HI&NR=1
You don't need to speak Japanese to know what those commentators are saying as she leaves the mound...
Na...nani!?
For those of you who don't read Boing Boing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1s9MKDrmU
Fight the power!
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry. Very nice work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv
Quote from: Chuckosan on June 04, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry. Very nice work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv
Cue Kermit....
That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.
Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 08:12:34 AM
That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.
Funny? Perhaps not. Doing it to her face? Very nice.
Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 08:12:34 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on June 04, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry. Very nice work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv
Cue Kermit....
That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.
Next year, they should try getting a comedian to host the show.
Quote from: Kermit on June 05, 2007, 11:37:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 08:12:34 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on June 04, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry. Very nice work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv
Cue Kermit....
That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.
Next year, they should try getting a comedian to host the show.
You're just mad because you don't get it.
Quote from: CT II on June 05, 2007, 11:57:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit on June 05, 2007, 11:37:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 08:12:34 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on June 04, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry. Very nice work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv
Cue Kermit....
That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.
Next year, they should try getting a comedian to host the show.
You're just mad because you don't get it.
She'd be funnier if she yelled louder and referred to Paris as The Hilt or PH.
Quote from: CT II on June 05, 2007, 11:57:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit on June 05, 2007, 11:37:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 08:12:34 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on June 04, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry. Very nice work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv
Cue Kermit....
That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.
Next year, they should try getting a comedian to host the show.
You're just mad because you don't get it.
Oh, u mad cuz im stylin on u!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_gAV--x3M
Quote from: SD on June 05, 2007, 03:18:00 PM
Quote from: CT II on June 05, 2007, 11:57:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit on June 05, 2007, 11:37:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 08:12:34 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on June 04, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry. Very nice work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv
Cue Kermit....
That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.
Next year, they should try getting a comedian to host the show.
You're just mad because you don't get it.
Oh, u mad cuz im stylin on u!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_gAV--x3M
O THE CAL IS ON YOU!
Dumbass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt1s83Kvr0w)
I'm not positive what the hell is going on in this. It appears to be a bunch of guys in a living room performing some choreographed (insert whatever this is in here) in which they each hump an ottoman before moving on to humping the floor wall, mirror each other, and anything else they can get their hands on. I'm guessing they get way more ass than Paul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
Oh, my! There's more. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huDnvkX_eVk)
And even more! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bnqd3jTong)
Quote from: ChuckDickens on June 06, 2007, 07:57:24 AM
I'm not positive what the hell is going on in this. It appears to be a bunch of guys in a living room performing some choreographed (insert whatever this is in here) in which they each hump an ottoman before moving on to humping the floor wall, mirror each other, and anything else they can get their hands on. I'm guessing they get way more ass than Paul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
Oh, my! There's more. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huDnvkX_eVk)
And even more! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bnqd3jTong)
I watched half of the first video. You seem to have found underage gay porno on youtube.
I thought all home schooled spelling bee champs were normal, well adjusted kids. Apparently not.
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2862093
Quote from: RV on June 06, 2007, 03:44:03 PM
I thought all home schooled spelling bee champs were normal, well adjusted kids. Apparently not.
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2862093
"YOU GOT IT RIGHT! THERE IT IS! Yes or No? Oh, you added an extra 'E'" He looked like he was going to cry.
Why was she looking offstage to figure out if he spelled it right when she obviously had the card in front of her? She didn't even get the explanation correct.
Quote from: RV on June 06, 2007, 03:44:03 PM
I thought all home schooled spelling bee champs were normal, well adjusted kids. Apparently not.
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2862093
I want to punch him. Hard. In the face.
Shit, they're outsourcing everything...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0
Yo momma's on crack rock! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ&eurl=)
Perils of being color blind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuTyTKpFif0
This is a buddy of mine that does stand up in city...I haven't seen it yet because my f%#@ing work blocks youtube, but I hear it's funny.
He's got, or is a part of, a couple websites:
www.worldsdumbestman.com
www.blerds.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0FuMRHRCVY
Quote from: J Rod on June 08, 2007, 07:41:55 AM
Perils of being color blind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuTyTKpFif0
This is a buddy of mine that does stand up in city...I haven't seen it yet because my f%#@ing work blocks youtube, but I hear it's funny.
He's got, or is a part of, a couple websites:
www.worldsdumbestman.com
www.blerds.com
That was fairly decent.
The greatest thing since RoyHobb's one-titted mother decided to abort his brother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0dhh_Aj6A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdswinder%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F2007%2F06%2Fdogs%2Din%2Dkennelreally%2Dreally%2Dreally%2Ehtml
Quote from: The Ghost of Josh Hancock on June 21, 2007, 11:34:02 AM
The greatest thing since RoyHobb's one-titted mother decided to abort his brother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0dhh_Aj6A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdswinder%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F2007%2F06%2Fdogs%2Din%2Dkennelreally%2Dreally%2Dreally%2Ehtml
Oh, that's good.
I hate Colin Cowherd, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIl8c2ReGuw&mode=related&search=
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on June 21, 2007, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Josh Hancock on June 21, 2007, 11:34:02 AM
The greatest thing since RoyHobb's one-titted mother decided to abort his brother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0dhh_Aj6A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdswinder%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F2007%2F06%2Fdogs%2Din%2Dkennelreally%2Dreally%2Dreally%2Ehtml
Oh, that's good.
I hate Colin Cowherd, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIl8c2ReGuw&mode=related&search=
That was retarded. Who the fuck cares about week 17 when you're already Home Field Throughout? Nobody. Not a smart quote though but that doesn't make this or any other tirade on this subject funny.
Quote from: The Ghost of Josh Hancock on June 21, 2007, 05:12:50 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on June 21, 2007, 05:05:17 PM
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on June 21, 2007, 04:04:12 PM
I hate Colin Cowherd
next page'd
Dude, you can't start a slow clap next page'd at any time.
Don't force your standards on me. I've got a credo. You know what a credo is, right? Good. Then I don't have to tell you. But now you're curious about it. Don't answer. I just know. You ready to have your mind blown? ARE you? Are YOU? Which way sounds better in your head? Don't tell me. I already know. It was the first one. If you say the second one, then you're a liar and no better than Jeff Kent. Get ready for the credo, hoss. Here it comes.
Rules and bones are meant to be broken. No fear!Yeah. I put the important part in bold. What's that? It's all in bold?
I
know.
Or
I know.
Whichever.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/63329/detail/
Give it until about 50 seconds in.
I can't wait to watch this one again.
(removes sunglasses)
or can I?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aWw8Nc500GI
http://funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080
Domo Arigato, Mr. Scot-O (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H3LB_8TdeQ)
The real Mac vs PC commercial (http://tv.truenuff.com/mac/os.php)
Quote from: Fourk on June 07, 2007, 09:34:42 PM
Shit, they're outsourcing everything...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0
Updated with English transcription:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
"I'll eat wasabe on my dude!"
Quote from: Down In Front on May 03, 2007, 10:11:09 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 23, 2007, 05:55:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Billy Zabka!
I'm sorry for the reply now, but the fact is I rarely click on this thread because I don't have volume on my work computer. My thinking is I'll check it when I'm home but then I just end up letting them stockpile.
I thought this was pretty hilarious, if awfully weird.
I had wondered what happened to that guy. He totally had that one role down pat--the "asshole, sorta privaleged young white punk". Not only did he play that role in "Karate Kid", but also "Just One Of The Guys" (where those of us who were in our teens were floored by Joyce Heyser's mazamazboombahs) and then Rodney's "Back To School". He was the same asshole in all 3. And then he disappeared.
I like also how they mixed in "Raising Arizona". He does a pretty god Hi.
And am I being totally obvious by mentioning the Ask A Ninja?
Edited to point out that a quick search on IMDB reveals that Bill Zabka not only didn't disappear, but actually got an Oscar nomination for a short film in 2003. Christ on a bike.
Well damn it all.
I had the opportunity to hang out with Dennis Haskins recently. I asked him about his appearance on
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but totally forgot about Zabka's opus here.
I'd kind of like to know what it was like to work with Matt Clement.
Quote from: Corn-fed on July 15, 2007, 11:50:44 AM
Quote from: Down In Front on May 03, 2007, 10:11:09 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 23, 2007, 05:55:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Billy Zabka!
I'm sorry for the reply now, but the fact is I rarely click on this thread because I don't have volume on my work computer. My thinking is I'll check it when I'm home but then I just end up letting them stockpile.
I thought this was pretty hilarious, if awfully weird.
I had wondered what happened to that guy. He totally had that one role down pat--the "asshole, sorta privaleged young white punk". Not only did he play that role in "Karate Kid", but also "Just One Of The Guys" (where those of us who were in our teens were floored by Joyce Heyser's mazamazboombahs) and then Rodney's "Back To School". He was the same asshole in all 3. And then he disappeared.
I like also how they mixed in "Raising Arizona". He does a pretty god Hi.
And am I being totally obvious by mentioning the Ask A Ninja?
Edited to point out that a quick search on IMDB reveals that Bill Zabka not only didn't disappear, but actually got an Oscar nomination for a short film in 2003. Christ on a bike.
Well damn it all.
I had the opportunity to hang out with Dennis Haskins recently. I asked him about his appearance on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but totally forgot about Zabka's opus here.
I'd kind of like to know what it was like to work with Matt Clement.
My brother has hung out with him two years in a row, some good pictures from those meetings. The guy looks terrible, but maybe you know him. Is everything going alright for him? I guess he's good friends with Jim Kelly since he's always at the guy's summer charity ball. And he's always hammered.
Quote from: Slaky! on July 16, 2007, 08:24:29 AM
Quote from: Corn-fed on July 15, 2007, 11:50:44 AM
Quote from: Down In Front on May 03, 2007, 10:11:09 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 23, 2007, 05:55:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Billy Zabka!
I'm sorry for the reply now, but the fact is I rarely click on this thread because I don't have volume on my work computer. My thinking is I'll check it when I'm home but then I just end up letting them stockpile.
I thought this was pretty hilarious, if awfully weird.
I had wondered what happened to that guy. He totally had that one role down pat--the "asshole, sorta privaleged young white punk". Not only did he play that role in "Karate Kid", but also "Just One Of The Guys" (where those of us who were in our teens were floored by Joyce Heyser's mazamazboombahs) and then Rodney's "Back To School". He was the same asshole in all 3. And then he disappeared.
I like also how they mixed in "Raising Arizona". He does a pretty god Hi.
And am I being totally obvious by mentioning the Ask A Ninja?
Edited to point out that a quick search on IMDB reveals that Bill Zabka not only didn't disappear, but actually got an Oscar nomination for a short film in 2003. Christ on a bike.
Well damn it all.
I had the opportunity to hang out with Dennis Haskins recently. I asked him about his appearance on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but totally forgot about Zabka's opus here.
I'd kind of like to know what it was like to work with Matt Clement.
My brother has hung out with him two years in a row, some good pictures from those meetings. The guy looks terrible, but maybe you know him. Is everything going alright for him? I guess he's good friends with Jim Kelly since he's always at the guy's summer charity ball. And he's always hammered.
I love this picture.
(http://www.imgred.com/http://www.stereogum.com/img/belding3.jpg)
I wish I could get to it from work...I'll get it and post it from home tonight. Dennis has a bandaid on his head...hysterical. I can only guess what he fell and cracked his skull on after one too many whiskey sours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1L2bge1pIc
Oh. My. God.
Quote from: Fourk on July 26, 2007, 03:36:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1L2bge1pIc
I'd hit it.
Quote from: Slaky+ on July 26, 2007, 04:45:06 PM
Quote from: Fourk on July 26, 2007, 03:36:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1L2bge1pIc
I'd hit it.
New internet rule of thumb: The greater the lengths YouTube commenters go to say you're "really very very pretty," the lower your actual attractiveness quotient.
(http://i14.tinypic.com/5zh3z7l.jpg)
Guh.
This Jeremy fella seems like a real winner, too. He's gotta like the sound of this, though:
QuoteJeremy is 6'4". That puts more than 3 feet between them.
Quote from: Slaky! on July 16, 2007, 08:24:29 AM
Quote from: Corn-fed on July 15, 2007, 11:50:44 AM
Quote from: Down In Front on May 03, 2007, 10:11:09 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 23, 2007, 05:55:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Billy Zabka!
I'm sorry for the reply now, but the fact is I rarely click on this thread because I don't have volume on my work computer. My thinking is I'll check it when I'm home but then I just end up letting them stockpile.
I thought this was pretty hilarious, if awfully weird.
I had wondered what happened to that guy. He totally had that one role down pat--the "asshole, sorta privaleged young white punk". Not only did he play that role in "Karate Kid", but also "Just One Of The Guys" (where those of us who were in our teens were floored by Joyce Heyser's mazamazboombahs) and then Rodney's "Back To School". He was the same asshole in all 3. And then he disappeared.
I like also how they mixed in "Raising Arizona". He does a pretty god Hi.
And am I being totally obvious by mentioning the Ask A Ninja?
Edited to point out that a quick search on IMDB reveals that Bill Zabka not only didn't disappear, but actually got an Oscar nomination for a short film in 2003. Christ on a bike.
Well damn it all.
I had the opportunity to hang out with Dennis Haskins recently. I asked him about his appearance on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but totally forgot about Zabka's opus here.
I'd kind of like to know what it was like to work with Matt Clement.
My brother has hung out with him two years in a row, some good pictures from those meetings. The guy looks terrible, but maybe you know him. Is everything going alright for him? I guess he's good friends with Jim Kelly since he's always at the guy's summer charity ball. And he's always hammered.
He was a guest at my friends' wedding a few weeks ago. He was college roommates with the father of the groom. Given the average age of the wedding attendees, however, he was effectively the guest of honor.
It can't be easy to get on with your life in acting after launching yourself into the public consciousness through such a nostalgia-ready, generation-defining pop culture juggernaut, all cameos aside (he said he was just back from filming this new National Lampoon movie (http://imdb.com/title/tt1052027/) with fellow typecastees Curtis "Booger" Armstrong and Adam West -- and directed by the guy who did
Better Off Dead).
He must do fairly well for himself strictly on the personal appearance front. More importantly, I gather that he enjoys it, too. I'm sure the complimentary booze doesn't hurt.
I have to say he seemed very understanding about all of the attention he gets, considering that this can't have been the first time he's been asked by drunk twenty-something guys for a status report on Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Or about Jessie Spano's pep-pill problem. Didn't act annoyed at all. I'm sure the booze helps matters here, too, of course.
Favorite Haskins moment of the weekend: Dennis shows up a bit late to the rehearsal dinner and finds his assigned already seat taken. The father of the groom guides him over to an empty seat next to my mom, who is a pastor and was serving as officiant for the wedding. One of the groom's aunts runs over, gestures towards my mom and tells Dennis, "You know, she's single, too."
Classic 1979 KISS interview with Tom Snyder
Here is just the key clip, in which an out-of-his-mind Ace Frehley tells Snyder that he's a plumber on the side, to which Snyder responds: "Well, listen, I've got a little piece of pipe backstage I'd like to have you work on... You old sweet-talker you"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mycEpfqtzqE
Gene looks less than thrilled.
Here's the full thing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJZWx6EPoeg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdykgzEk_Jw (cue up to 2:45 for the same gay innuendo as above)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHLXBsGZ-E
One more: Ask A Ninja : Question 47 : "Ninja Movie Pitch"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZi66YMb6Z4
"...until the ninja figures out this code that was written by Leonardo da Vinci, who has to be played by Shia LaBeouf or I am walking away right now. I will not do this picture if it is not Shia LaBeouf... or Jessica Alba. You know what would be great?... How 'bout a kabuki marionette voiced by Dane Cook?"
Listen with headphones is you're at work. Steak. Balls.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc
Quote from: Fourk on August 01, 2007, 03:43:39 PM
Listen with headphones is you're at work. Steak. Balls.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc
When the ump ejects Earl and yells BOOM!...well that's about the best thing ever.
Quote from: Slaky+ on August 01, 2007, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: Fourk on August 01, 2007, 03:43:39 PM
Listen with headphones is you're at work. Steak. Balls.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc
When the ump ejects Earl and yells BOOM!...well that's about the best thing ever.
"What are YOU going into the Hall of Fame for - fucking up World Series?" - nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31yVgwfi0ZI
I'm so sorry.
Shut up Paul, you're a douche.
Quote from: Lunchbox on August 01, 2007, 04:08:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31yVgwfi0ZI
I'm so sorry.
Where did Randy Hickey steal that sweet Che Guevara t-shirt?
Kellogs Born Flakes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w5Mxe2L9aHc
Dennis Moore.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gAs2m7Hr3Bc
Sing along.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
Minesweeper: The Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx4jBzHmcM4
Fork (and Mrs. Fork). I'm totally prepared for the ridicule...but I must say, I recommend everyone do something where 300 people scream for you. It's pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JBKfhA_xE
That took balls, Fork.
Has anybody been following Yacht Rock? Balls of steak.
Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U)
Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18)
Episode 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatDR9uHD3g)
Episode 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lnt0h7P-Uk)
Episode 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27trGnc6j0A)
Episode 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZBXNtMKJp4)
Episode 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnahCol3lXs)
Episode 8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6rn-eBCOk)
Episode 9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGjL4hsBs3M)
Episode 10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_XEwgfmDk)
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.
Has anybody been following Yacht Rock? Balls of steak.
Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U)
Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18)
Episode 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatDR9uHD3g)
Episode 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lnt0h7P-Uk)
Episode 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27trGnc6j0A)
Episode 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZBXNtMKJp4)
Episode 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnahCol3lXs)
Episode 8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6rn-eBCOk)
Episode 9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGjL4hsBs3M)
Episode 10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_XEwgfmDk)
http://yachtrock.com/
and, yes, I have huge balls. I paid extra for the brass ones.
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 07, 2007, 02:45:31 PM
Sing along.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
MOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSS!!!!11!!!!!!11111!
Quote from: Corn-fed on July 15, 2007, 11:15:16 AM
Quote from: Fourk on June 07, 2007, 09:34:42 PM
Shit, they're outsourcing everything...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0
Updated with English transcription:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
"I'll eat wasabe on my dude!"
Probably not safe for work, but this is a good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kIQ0wGFGk
Quote from: Lunchbox on August 10, 2007, 11:09:42 AM
Probably not safe for work, but this is a good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kIQ0wGFGk
(Not racist?)
Quote from: Corn-fed on August 10, 2007, 11:25:47 AM
Quote from: Lunchbox on August 10, 2007, 11:09:42 AM
Probably not safe for work, but this is a good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kIQ0wGFGk
(Not racist?)
(Funny?)
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 10, 2007, 08:05:51 AM
Fork (and Mrs. Fork). I'm totally prepared for the ridicule...but I must say, I recommend everyone do something where 300 people scream for you. It's pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JBKfhA_xE
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.
I knew some good slow shoe dancers back in my heyday. But this guy? Im'ma call him 'Fast Shoes Fork' from now on.
Quote from: Simmer on August 10, 2007, 03:35:14 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 10, 2007, 08:05:51 AM
Fork (and Mrs. Fork). I'm totally prepared for the ridicule...but I must say, I recommend everyone do something where 300 people scream for you. It's pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JBKfhA_xE
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.
I knew some good slow shoe dancers back in my heyday. But this guy? Im'ma call him 'Fast Shoes Fork' from now on.
Video's a little dark but I think Fork wasn't kidding, joking or lying about out-kicking his coverage. He's a regular Todd Sauerbrun, that guy.
Quote from: ~Apex on August 10, 2007, 03:57:37 PM
Quote from: Simmer on August 10, 2007, 03:35:14 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 10, 2007, 08:05:51 AM
Fork (and Mrs. Fork). I'm totally prepared for the ridicule...but I must say, I recommend everyone do something where 300 people scream for you. It's pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JBKfhA_xE
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.
I knew some good slow shoe dancers back in my heyday. But this guy? Im'ma call him 'Fast Shoes Fork' from now on.
Video's a little dark but I think Fork wasn't kidding, joking or lying about out-kicking his coverage. He's a regular Todd Sauerbrun, that guy.
That's what I was thinking. BC really needs some mentoring, Fork. It's your civic duty.
Looks like Al Yellon has found himself an off-season gig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0bGul1kiH0
Quote from: Three times a JD on August 10, 2007, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on August 10, 2007, 03:57:37 PM
Quote from: Simmer on August 10, 2007, 03:35:14 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 10, 2007, 08:05:51 AM
Fork (and Mrs. Fork). I'm totally prepared for the ridicule...but I must say, I recommend everyone do something where 300 people scream for you. It's pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JBKfhA_xE
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.
I knew some good slow shoe dancers back in my heyday. But this guy? Im'ma call him 'Fast Shoes Fork' from now on.
Video's a little dark but I think Fork wasn't kidding, joking or lying about out-kicking his coverage. He's a regular Todd Sauerbrun, that guy.
That's what I was thinking. BC really needs some mentoring, Fork. It's your civic duty.
Lesson one: Lift heavy stuff.
Lesson two: Kill bugs and spiders.
That's about all I've got, but chicks dig that stuff.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
My favorite sports moment of the last 3 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfUYRoUt0s4
Don Cherry is the balls.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NYjqaZIOUws
Quote from: MDZ on August 22, 2007, 12:18:13 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
that is golden.
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 23, 2007, 07:05:28 PM
Don Cherry is the balls.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NYjqaZIOUws
Aw, Jesus! Not again... Every time I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to blow me. Why can't people like me for me?
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.
Has anybody been following Yacht Rock? Balls of steak.
Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U)
Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18)
Episode 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatDR9uHD3g)
Episode 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lnt0h7P-Uk)
Episode 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27trGnc6j0A)
Episode 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZBXNtMKJp4)
Episode 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnahCol3lXs)
Episode 8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6rn-eBCOk)
Episode 9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGjL4hsBs3M)
Episode 10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_XEwgfmDk)
Got to meet the guys behind it a year ago in July. Very nice, very drunk, very hairy. Just how I like 'em.
Quote from: KD on August 25, 2007, 03:29:23 AM
Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.
Has anybody been following Yacht Rock? Balls of steak.
Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U)
Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18)
Episode 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatDR9uHD3g)
Episode 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lnt0h7P-Uk)
Episode 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27trGnc6j0A)
Episode 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZBXNtMKJp4)
Episode 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnahCol3lXs)
Episode 8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6rn-eBCOk)
Episode 9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGjL4hsBs3M)
Episode 10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_XEwgfmDk)
Got to meet the guys behind it a year ago in July. Very nice, very drunk, very hairy. Just how I like 'em.
Good. I'm a bastard who doesn't drink. I just have to remember to shave in case I know you're gonna be around.
Big ups for the state of South Carolina (not to mention our edumacation system) and AC Slater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Quote from: MDZ on August 22, 2007, 12:18:13 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
the guy who lapses into "story mode" even looks a little like me...
Hey There, Delilah
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8997613d4f
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fd1b1c483f
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on August 30, 2007, 08:59:11 AM
Hey There, Delilah
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8997613d4f
This is the embodiment of Yellonesque gheyness.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2KMuC-JUlEY
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 30, 2007, 03:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on August 30, 2007, 08:59:11 AM
Hey There, Delilah
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8997613d4f
This is the embodiment of Yellonesque gheyness.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2KMuC-JUlEY
Ha! I liked it enough to post it on HJE, even though Huey (I think) pointed out that Scott Eyre is in it.
Quote from: Kermit on August 30, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 30, 2007, 03:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on August 30, 2007, 08:59:11 AM
Hey There, Delilah
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8997613d4f
This is the embodiment of Yellonesque gheyness.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2KMuC-JUlEY
Ha! I liked it enough to post it on HJE, even though Huey (I think) pointed out that Scott Eyre is in it.
Is Eyre the fat one in the back holding the bobblehead?
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on August 30, 2007, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit on August 30, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 30, 2007, 03:27:28 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on August 30, 2007, 08:59:11 AM
Hey There, Delilah
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8997613d4f
This is the embodiment of Yellonesque gheyness.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2KMuC-JUlEY
Ha! I liked it enough to post it on HJE, even though Huey (I think) pointed out that Scott Eyre is in it.
Is Eyre the fat one in the back holding the bobblehead?
I figured Huey was talking about the singer. Seriously.
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 21, 2007, 05:57:06 AM
Lesson one: Lift heavy stuff.
Lesson two: Kill bugs and spiders.
That's about all I've got, but chicks dig that stuff.
Christmas in August, dear sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZz1XDuyDVM
Uncomfortable, but worth it.
Quote from: KD on August 31, 2007, 01:38:06 AM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 21, 2007, 05:57:06 AM
Lesson one: Lift heavy stuff.
Lesson two: Kill bugs and spiders.
That's about all I've got, but chicks dig that stuff.
Christmas in August, dear sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZz1XDuyDVM
Uncomfortable, but worth it.
God knows I'd crawl over broken glass to hear Weller fart, but I simply couldn't watch that. I switched off after about a minute and a half - it was either that or face getting my arse cheeks surgically unclenched.
Quote from: Tonker on August 31, 2007, 12:25:05 PM
Quote from: KD on August 31, 2007, 01:38:06 AM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 21, 2007, 05:57:06 AM
Lesson one: Lift heavy stuff.
Lesson two: Kill bugs and spiders.
That's about all I've got, but chicks dig that stuff.
Christmas in August, dear sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZz1XDuyDVM
Uncomfortable, but worth it.
God knows I'd crawl over broken glass to hear Weller fart, but I simply couldn't watch that. I switched off after about a minute and a half - it was either that or face getting my arse cheeks surgically unclenched.
I want to know who the hell booked them on this. Funny shit.
"Are you...(Mod)?"
This was pure awesome. Only because I wasn't on the flight.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=r4Rsie7u2vk (http://youtube.com/watch?v=r4Rsie7u2vk)
my guess is this isn't the weirdest thing this duck has done as a plushie
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-doubletake14sep14,1,4186318.story
This is as cool as the sweat off of Paul's nuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhtLWB0dJ8
The action wasn't just on the field during the Packers/Giants game on Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJF-GJrFBEQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJF-GJrFBEQ)
Crudely NSFW. Mildly funny.
http://www.twelvefifteen.net/porno/dildosabers2.php
Quote from: Taylor on September 17, 2007, 06:55:13 PM
The action wasn't just on the field during the Packers/Giants game on Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJF-GJrFBEQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJF-GJrFBEQ)
That did not disappoint. Green Bay sux.
Quote from: ~Apex on September 18, 2007, 12:48:50 AM
Quote from: Taylor on September 17, 2007, 06:55:13 PM
The action wasn't just on the field during the Packers/Giants game on Sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJF-GJrFBEQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJF-GJrFBEQ)
That did not disappoint. Green Bay sux.
It's reflexive. A green jersey is to a Giant fan what a red cape is to a bull.
What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
Don't taze me bro....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE
OJ Hotel Confrontation.
NSFW. They have a censored version too. But who would want to hear that. OJ is one fucked up individual. No shit.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/17/o-j-audio-uncensored
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on September 18, 2007, 11:13:23 AM
What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
Don't taze me bro....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE
He should have known: Campus Kops luv the Taser (http://dailybruin.com/news/2006/nov/16/community-responds-to-taser-us/).
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on September 18, 2007, 11:13:23 AM
What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
Don't taze me bro....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE
I sort of laughed when I read the article, but after watching the video, that's pretty messed up.
As someone who has covered hundreds of public meetings, that knucklehead is just looking for attention and basically got what he asked for and then some. Add some pretty stupid non-compliance and the campus cops tense already because Kerry is there and you get your ass Tasered. It's not a freedom of speech issue; it's a non-compliance issue. Act like an asshole to most cops (campus cops or otherwise), and you're going to get a beatdown. And rightly so.
Behind the scene footage.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ec_1190097717&p=1
Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on September 18, 2007, 11:07:50 PM
Behind the scene footage.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ec_1190097717&p=1
What a wet, sopping vag.
There should be two dogs in the tub, otherwise this is perfect.
http://13gb.com/videos/3057/ (http://13gb.com/videos/3057/)
Quote from: HST Redux on September 18, 2007, 10:47:49 PM
As someone who has covered hundreds of public meetings, that knucklehead is just looking for attention and basically got what he asked for and then some. Add some pretty stupid non-compliance and the campus cops tense already because Kerry is there and you get your ass Tasered. It's not a freedom of speech issue; it's a non-compliance issue. Act like an asshole to most cops (campus cops or otherwise), and you're going to get a beatdown. And rightly so.
Most (not all) security staff like this are wannabe cops who get a chubby at the thought of getting a little action. They get a nightstick, a 4-cell flashlight, or a taser, and don't get all the training the police receive. As a result, they get all Dirty Harry with it.
Add someone who is antagonizing them, and the chances of a good ending is zero.
Quote from: Kwyjibo on September 19, 2007, 02:00:14 PM
Quote from: HST Redux on September 18, 2007, 10:47:49 PM
As someone who has covered hundreds of public meetings, that knucklehead is just looking for attention and basically got what he asked for and then some. Add some pretty stupid non-compliance and the campus cops tense already because Kerry is there and you get your ass Tasered. It's not a freedom of speech issue; it's a non-compliance issue. Act like an asshole to most cops (campus cops or otherwise), and you're going to get a beatdown. And rightly so.
Most (not all) security staff like this are wannabe cops who get a chubby at the thought of getting a little action. They get a nightstick, a 4-cell flashlight, or a taser, and don't get all the training the police receive. As a result, they get all Dirty Harry with it.
Add someone who is antagonizing them, and the chances of a good ending is zero.
To be fair, it does look like the cops in the Kerry video are the real deal. It looks to me like they're packing side arms.
Quote from: Corn-fed on September 19, 2007, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on September 19, 2007, 02:00:14 PM
Quote from: HST Redux on September 18, 2007, 10:47:49 PM
As someone who has covered hundreds of public meetings, that knucklehead is just looking for attention and basically got what he asked for and then some. Add some pretty stupid non-compliance and the campus cops tense already because Kerry is there and you get your ass Tasered. It's not a freedom of speech issue; it's a non-compliance issue. Act like an asshole to most cops (campus cops or otherwise), and you're going to get a beatdown. And rightly so.
Most (not all) security staff like this are wannabe cops who get a chubby at the thought of getting a little action. They get a nightstick, a 4-cell flashlight, or a taser, and don't get all the training the police receive. As a result, they get all Dirty Harry with it.
Add someone who is antagonizing them, and the chances of a good ending is zero.
To be fair, it does look like the cops in the Kerry video are the real deal. It looks to me like they're packing side arms.
It's Florida. Bag boys carry sidearms. It was campus police.
Just to tick Andy off....
Jimmy Clausen for Heisman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLOtDB1SzSA&feature=bz301
Just in case anyone was wondering what God sounds like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGbOYIo7SD4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGbOYIo7SD4)
Bill Murray sits in for Harry, calling Game 9 of the '87 season (http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN198704170.shtml) with Stoney:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shnf3T8FTmc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ez-Cd35uUk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IeFF8GRD4o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKyvcBVLT-o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bSHLWv58UA
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 10, 2007, 08:05:51 AM
Fork (and Mrs. Fork). I'm totally prepared for the ridicule...but I must say, I recommend everyone do something where 300 people scream for you. It's pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JBKfhA_xE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JBKfhA_xE)
Some of youse morans actually wanted to see this with better light. This is what we did instead of watching Big Z on sunday...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6k9FJTF0dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6k9FJTF0dI)
THIS is the kind of beating I would like to see the Cubs deliver to the Marlins tonight.
Just to establish who is in control here.
From the final season of Deadwood.
Dan Dority vs "The Captain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blki-DISUis
God, do I miss this show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49zOwm8ojD4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpOUn9DF1zQ&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpOUn9DF1zQ&mode=related&search=)
Quote from: CT II on September 29, 2007, 01:52:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpOUn9DF1zQ&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpOUn9DF1zQ&mode=related&search=)
Fuck.
yeah.
Comcast clubhouse coverage...
Wet Gail Fisher, as well. Dempster and Marquis really got her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaNlXZMUweA&mode=related&search=
its in 5 parts.
Wow, bit of a warning here. At the end of part 3, Bob talks to Hendry, who is wearing just as wet of a t-shirt as Gail was.
I think that should be enough said.
One week late, but still what some of us figured all along.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8)
Quote from: TJ on January 21, 2008, 05:13:41 PM
One week late, but still what some of us figured all along.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8)
Aw, man that freakin' ruled. I think maybe a random DVD of War and Remembrance is in order tonight. Just because I hate the Cowboys more than Hitler. I wanna see him commit suicide again. That never gets old.
Quote from: TJ on January 21, 2008, 05:13:41 PM
One week late, but still what some of us figured all along.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8)
That is flipping brilliant.
Jesus (http://deadspin.com/351147/chris-berman-is-somewhat-perturbed-with-the-help) guys, it's like no one here's ever worked on TV before.
Quote from: RV on January 31, 2008, 01:04:10 PM
Jesus (http://deadspin.com/351147/chris-berman-is-somewhat-perturbed-with-the-help) guys, it's like no one here's ever worked on TV before.
Wow. That's incredible footage. Good stuff.
Here I am. Trying to think up clever nicknames. Performing the most important job in the world next to being the Pope, and you guys are RUDE!
Alright, I would suggest that people watch this. Funny shit:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1073658/sarah_silverman_and_matt_damon_singing_im_fucking_matt_damon/
Quote from: Weebs on February 01, 2008, 12:42:40 PM
Alright, I would suggest that people watch this. Funny shit:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1073658/sarah_silverman_and_matt_damon_singing_im_fucking_matt_damon/
Cue the complaints that Sarah Silverman is not actually, technically, in any strict sense... what's the word... "funny,"
per se.
(Matt Damon does actually make this one somewhat worth watching, though.)
Y'know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he's rocking the shit in this one!
One Desipiot, 3 chicks...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0EpG7SGcPqk (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0EpG7SGcPqk)
Quote from: Kwyjibo on February 03, 2008, 09:18:30 AM
One Desipiot, 3 chicks...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0EpG7SGcPqk (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0EpG7SGcPqk)
That was pretty cool...
Haven't seen this posted yet on here. It's the "Drunk History" series featuring Michael Cera and Jack Black. There's three videos in the channel, all of which are awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/user/DrunkHistory
Quote from: EG on February 10, 2008, 11:59:45 PM
Haven't seen this posted yet on here. It's the "Drunk History" series featuring Michael Cera and Jack Black. There's three videos in the channel, all of which are awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/user/DrunkHistory
Along similar lines (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HkSLBxk2D-k)...
Quote from: Kermit on February 11, 2008, 09:43:57 AM
Quote from: EG on February 10, 2008, 11:59:45 PM
Haven't seen this posted yet on here. It's the "Drunk History" series featuring Michael Cera and Jack Black. There's three videos in the channel, all of which are awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/user/DrunkHistory
Along similar lines (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HkSLBxk2D-k)...
And you resisted making fun of Jack Black. Well done.
I'm guessing WalMart isn't going to carry their album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2acVVilM9I
Someone has to dig up Jane Fonda dropping the C-Bomb on this morning's Today show. I saw it on TMZ, but can't get it on my computer system at work, (prison rules, you know).
Quote from: Dave B on February 14, 2008, 09:39:45 AM
Someone has to dig up Jane Fonda dropping the C-Bomb on this morning's Today show. I saw it on TMZ, but can't get it on my computer system at work, (prison rules, you know).
No sound at work, but this appears to fit the bill:
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1417315744
Dude. This cop is a total dick man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk)
Quote from: Corn-fed on February 14, 2008, 09:49:08 AM
Quote from: Dave B on February 14, 2008, 09:39:45 AM
Someone has to dig up Jane Fonda dropping the C-Bomb on this morning's Today show. I saw it on TMZ, but can't get it on my computer system at work, (prison rules, you know).
No sound at work, but this appears to fit the bill:
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1417315744
yawn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dXGj_-orxw
My advice:
Be goddamn sure she's gonna say yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQEKgm1yi4M&feature=bz302 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQEKgm1yi4M&feature=bz302)
Quote from: RV on February 14, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Dude. This cop is a total dick man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk)
For avid viewers of
The Wire... Is this what life on the tough streets of Baltimore is really like?
The best part is where the video cuts out:
QuoteYou got that camera on? If I find myself on Yâ€"
On what, Officer Rivieri? If you find yourself on
what?Well, don't look now, douchebag:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/bal-te.md.officer12feb12,0,2952754.story
And ya BURNT!
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan-leaves-Kendrick-in-shock?urn=mlb%2C67246 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan-leaves-Kendrick-in-shock?urn=mlb%2C67246)
Quote from: RV on February 18, 2008, 10:35:38 AM
And ya BURNT!
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan-leaves-Kendrick-in-shock?urn=mlb%2C67246 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan-leaves-Kendrick-in-shock?urn=mlb%2C67246)
And to celebrate, Myers went home and slapped his wife around "for old times sake."
More NPH steak saucy goodness....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2nvfkBfcA
Patrick Stewart can see everything...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURfntimnlA
http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Abuse-Rollercoaster-Tycoon-3-Massacre-7017249
Yacht Rock is back and in Bacon Form.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1Nh6c80wo&eurl=http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/
This dude is awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSXKJBWnw8E)
This mustache is awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9lR5Uz-s4g)
No guardrails.
A long fucking way down.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6604540639943123451 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6604540639943123451)
Kind of gay, kind of sweet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
It features binaural audio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_recording), so headphones are required.
It's just like Speed, except bitchier. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgWkdGStZIo)
http://www.fistofblog.com/?p=6772
(Spoiler alert.)
New FOX midseason show...When Busey attacks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krDoAUJDcKU)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs)
Quote from: Kwyjibo on February 25, 2008, 08:32:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs)
Telegraphed worse than a Rich Hill fastball.
I can't remember if I ever posted this guy (http://www.youtube.com/user/ronaldjenkees), but he's pretty badass as far as basement dwellers go. He did the opening music for the Sportsdouche's podcast, but I wouldn't really hold that against him.
The Rocky song Remixed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuzXUv48geU)
I'm fucking Seth Rogen. (http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/02/25/quick-stop-exclusive-im-fing-seth-rogen/)
The dangers of being attractive - especially when you aren't. (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/02/25/porter.too.pretty.to.fly.wtsp)
This is fucking horrific.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JW7q0JzWaoY
Is that Pedro Guerrero?
Quote from: Slaky+ on February 26, 2008, 12:36:36 PM
This is fucking horrific.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JW7q0JzWaoY
Is that Pedro Guerrero?
You mean Pedro Gayrrero?
http://thebiglead.com/?p=2817
Quote from: Slaky+ on February 26, 2008, 12:36:36 PM
This is fucking horrific.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JW7q0JzWaoY
Is that Pedro Guerrero?
Where's Tommy Lasagna?
Quote from: Kwyjibo on February 26, 2008, 02:48:33 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on February 26, 2008, 12:36:36 PM
This is fucking horrific.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JW7q0JzWaoY
Is that Pedro Guerrero?
Where's Tommy Lasagna?
I think Steve Howe was powdering his nose and missed the dance.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4503587312547179125
I showed this to Kerm and TDubbs, and figured everyone should get in on the Nickelback hating:
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5064176 (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5064176)
Quote from: Weebs on March 01, 2008, 11:16:25 AM
I showed this to Kerm and TDubbs, and figured everyone should get in on the Nickelback hating:
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5064176 (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5064176)
I don't like Nickelback...nor that video. I hate everything. I am a white person.
Flakes on the what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8Cyg77xNs
O Superman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y6sXYAyAUE
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/95fe867d40
I suggest watching this, as well as every other video of this guy's. Personal recommendations:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fdad05b8c7
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c4a43aff11
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/516bf11840
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/506696d6ee
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
QuoteFor his part, Astley was nothing if not modest about his new cultural role. “If this had happened around some kind of rock song, with a lyric that really meant something -- a Bruce Springsteen, "God bless America" ... or an anti-something kind of song, I could kind of understand that,†Astley said. “But for something as, and I don’t mean to belittle it, because I still think it’s a great pop song, but it’s a pop song; do you know what I mean? It doesn’t have any kind of weight behind it, as such. But maybe that’s the irony of it.â€
Astley would never put the song down, mind you. It’s just that, as he says, “If I was a young kid now looking at that song, I’d have to say I’d think it was pretty naff, really.â€
(Wikipedia on “naffâ€: British slang for “something which is seen to be particularly ‘cheesy’ or ‘tacky’ or in otherwise poor aesthetic taste.â€) “For me it’s a good example of what some of the ’80s were about in that pop sort of music way. A bit like you could say Debbie Gibson was absolutely massive, but if you look back at it now ... do you know what I mean?â€
...
“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.â€
Quote from: Thrillho on March 26, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
QuoteFor his part, Astley was nothing if not modest about his new cultural role. “If this had happened around some kind of rock song, with a lyric that really meant something -- a Bruce Springsteen, "God bless America" ... or an anti-something kind of song, I could kind of understand that,†Astley said. “But for something as, and I don’t mean to belittle it, because I still think it’s a great pop song, but it’s a pop song; do you know what I mean? It doesn’t have any kind of weight behind it, as such. But maybe that’s the irony of it.â€
Astley would never put the song down, mind you. It’s just that, as he says, “If I was a young kid now looking at that song, I’d have to say I’d think it was pretty naff, really.â€
(Wikipedia on “naffâ€: British slang for “something which is seen to be particularly ‘cheesy’ or ‘tacky’ or in otherwise poor aesthetic taste.â€) “For me it’s a good example of what some of the ’80s were about in that pop sort of music way. A bit like you could say Debbie Gibson was absolutely massive, but if you look back at it now ... do you know what I mean?â€
...
“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.â€
I read that and was surprised by how cool he seemed about the whole thing.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 26, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
QuoteFor his part, Astley was nothing if not modest about his new cultural role. “If this had happened around some kind of rock song, with a lyric that really meant something -- a Bruce Springsteen, "God bless America" ... or an anti-something kind of song, I could kind of understand that,†Astley said. “But for something as, and I don’t mean to belittle it, because I still think it’s a great pop song, but it’s a pop song; do you know what I mean? It doesn’t have any kind of weight behind it, as such. But maybe that’s the irony of it.â€
Astley would never put the song down, mind you. It’s just that, as he says, “If I was a young kid now looking at that song, I’d have to say I’d think it was pretty naff, really.â€
(Wikipedia on “naffâ€: British slang for “something which is seen to be particularly ‘cheesy’ or ‘tacky’ or in otherwise poor aesthetic taste.â€) “For me it’s a good example of what some of the ’80s were about in that pop sort of music way. A bit like you could say Debbie Gibson was absolutely massive, but if you look back at it now ... do you know what I mean?â€
...
“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.â€
I read that and was surprised by how cool he seemed about the whole thing.
I thought he was gay.
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 26, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
QuoteFor his part, Astley was nothing if not modest about his new cultural role. “If this had happened around some kind of rock song, with a lyric that really meant something -- a Bruce Springsteen, "God bless America" ... or an anti-something kind of song, I could kind of understand that,†Astley said. “But for something as, and I don’t mean to belittle it, because I still think it’s a great pop song, but it’s a pop song; do you know what I mean? It doesn’t have any kind of weight behind it, as such. But maybe that’s the irony of it.â€
Astley would never put the song down, mind you. It’s just that, as he says, “If I was a young kid now looking at that song, I’d have to say I’d think it was pretty naff, really.â€
(Wikipedia on “naffâ€: British slang for “something which is seen to be particularly ‘cheesy’ or ‘tacky’ or in otherwise poor aesthetic taste.â€) “For me it’s a good example of what some of the ’80s were about in that pop sort of music way. A bit like you could say Debbie Gibson was absolutely massive, but if you look back at it now ... do you know what I mean?â€
...
“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.â€
I read that and was surprised by how cool he seemed about the whole thing.
I thought he was gay.
He is most certainly, not gay. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
Quote from: The Ghost of Desipio Past on March 26, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 26, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
QuoteFor his part, Astley was nothing if not modest about his new cultural role. “If this had happened around some kind of rock song, with a lyric that really meant something -- a Bruce Springsteen, "God bless America" ... or an anti-something kind of song, I could kind of understand that,†Astley said. “But for something as, and I don’t mean to belittle it, because I still think it’s a great pop song, but it’s a pop song; do you know what I mean? It doesn’t have any kind of weight behind it, as such. But maybe that’s the irony of it.â€
Astley would never put the song down, mind you. It’s just that, as he says, “If I was a young kid now looking at that song, I’d have to say I’d think it was pretty naff, really.â€
(Wikipedia on “naffâ€: British slang for “something which is seen to be particularly ‘cheesy’ or ‘tacky’ or in otherwise poor aesthetic taste.â€) “For me it’s a good example of what some of the ’80s were about in that pop sort of music way. A bit like you could say Debbie Gibson was absolutely massive, but if you look back at it now ... do you know what I mean?â€
...
“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.â€
I read that and was surprised by how cool he seemed about the whole thing.
I thought he was gay.
He is most certainly, not gay. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
Oh dear. How about we change the subject?
http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/keeley-hazell-6.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jCGRblULVYw&feature=related
Quote from: EG on March 26, 2008, 06:21:12 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Desipio Past on March 26, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 26, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
QuoteFor his part, Astley was nothing if not modest about his new cultural role. “If this had happened around some kind of rock song, with a lyric that really meant something -- a Bruce Springsteen, "God bless America" ... or an anti-something kind of song, I could kind of understand that,†Astley said. “But for something as, and I don’t mean to belittle it, because I still think it’s a great pop song, but it’s a pop song; do you know what I mean? It doesn’t have any kind of weight behind it, as such. But maybe that’s the irony of it.â€
Astley would never put the song down, mind you. It’s just that, as he says, “If I was a young kid now looking at that song, I’d have to say I’d think it was pretty naff, really.â€
(Wikipedia on “naffâ€: British slang for “something which is seen to be particularly ‘cheesy’ or ‘tacky’ or in otherwise poor aesthetic taste.â€) “For me it’s a good example of what some of the ’80s were about in that pop sort of music way. A bit like you could say Debbie Gibson was absolutely massive, but if you look back at it now ... do you know what I mean?â€
...
“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.â€
I read that and was surprised by how cool he seemed about the whole thing.
I thought he was gay.
He is most certainly, not gay. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
Oh dear. How about we change the subject?
http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/keeley-hazell-6.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
GODDAMNIT! I was really hoping for some Keeley Hazell pictures.
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2583/keeleyhazellwifebeaternt6.jpg)
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2926/keeleyhazellla5.jpg)
To contribute a video, here's a clip of some newscasters (one of whom sounds like he has emphysema) laughing at a runway model as she falls twice and probably breaks both of her ankles. (http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh)
Real dick move there, Chuck, real dick move...
Quote from: powen01 on March 26, 2008, 06:44:03 PM
Real dick move there, Chuck, real dick move...
http://www.glumbert.com/media/anchorlaughfall (http://www.glumbert.com/media/anchorlaughfall)
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 06:48:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on March 26, 2008, 06:44:03 PM
Real dick move there, Chuck, real dick move...
http://www.glumbert.com/media/anchorlaughfall (http://www.glumbert.com/media/anchorlaughfall)
Oh shit, that is priceless.
Did someone say Keeley photos?
http://www.egotastic.com/ (http://www.egotastic.com/)
First there are some nice shots of her in a bikini and then if you scroll down a bit more there are topless photos of her.
It's not Keeley, but I enjoyed this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZPN0mjaAA
Quote from: Andy on March 27, 2008, 12:36:11 AM
It's not Keeley, but I enjoyed this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZPN0mjaAA
Wow. That's outstanding.
Quote from: EG on March 27, 2008, 07:23:29 AM
Quote from: Andy on March 27, 2008, 12:36:11 AM
It's not Keeley, but I enjoyed this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZPN0mjaAA
Wow. That's outstanding.
Clearly Reed Johnson owns at least one volume of the "Hardball Made Easy" library.
(http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/wakeup.jpg)
The last 10 seconds is the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Dv83BM_5w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Dv83BM_5w)
You know what's sweet? Playing Rick Roll three times simultaneously on your browser. Kinda freaky.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:35:19 AM
You know what's sweet? Playing Rick Roll three times simultaneously on your browser. Kinda freaky.
Does it sound like Kylie Minogue?
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 28, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:35:19 AM
You know what's sweet? Playing Rick Roll three times simultaneously on your browser. Kinda freaky.
Does it sound like Kylie Minogue?
Nickelback, oddly enough.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:44:44 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 28, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:35:19 AM
You know what's sweet? Playing Rick Roll three times simultaneously on your browser. Kinda freaky.
Does it sound like Kylie Minogue?
Nickelback, oddly enough.
So, really ghey then.
Quote from: PTanner on March 28, 2008, 01:15:50 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:44:44 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 28, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:35:19 AM
You know what's sweet? Playing Rick Roll three times simultaneously on your browser. Kinda freaky.
Does it sound like Kylie Minogue?
Nickelback, oddly enough.
So, really ghey then.
There, I added the emphasis; the point did need to reiterated.
Quote from: Taylor2 on March 26, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Did someone say Keeley photos?
http://www.egotastic.com/ (http://www.egotastic.com/)
First there are some nice shots of her in a bikini and then if you scroll down a bit more there are topless photos of her.
Also on that page is Hillary Duff representing SSM...
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0803/hilary-duff-scorpion-01.jpg)
Quote from: PTanner on March 29, 2008, 06:58:29 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on March 26, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Did someone say Keeley photos?
http://www.egotastic.com/ (http://www.egotastic.com/)
First there are some nice shots of her in a bikini and then if you scroll down a bit more there are topless photos of her.
Also on that page is Hillary Duff representing SSM...
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0803/hilary-duff-scorpion-01.jpg)
No shit.
At least on the Scorpion Sex part:
QuoteSo Hilary Duff is really taking this new sexy image of hers pretty seriously. So seriously, in fact, that in this scene from her new movie, War Inc., Hilary drops a scorpion down her pants, and then dances all sexy as if she's really turned on by having a scorpion in her pants. And no, that isn't some weird euphemism.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEbpJxyXdjM
Of course, it's just some not-terribly-attractive, gussied-up former teen star, dancing for Joan Cusack's brother. Hardly "Magic" by any stretch.
Keeley shimmying with an arthropod down her knickers, on the other hand, now that would be... what's the word... downright legen...
Chick on the right is slamming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI&feature=related
What the fuck?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHoyB81LnE) How is this possible?
Holy crap, Daryle Ward can paint!
Quote from: Andy on March 29, 2008, 08:15:51 PM
Holy crap, Daryle Ward can paint!
He's a man of many talents.
Also, who wants to bet the elephant does a better self-portrait than Michael Barrett?
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHoyB81LnE) How is this possible?
I never knew this was possible, but apparently elephants paint. I googled it and I guess it's common. Wow.
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 29, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHoyB81LnE) How is this possible?
I never knew this was possible, but apparently elephants paint. I googled it and I guess it's common. Wow.
Yeah, they can paint. But they paint with foreshortening? And apparently value flowers for their intrinsic beauty? I'm baffled, befuddled, and utterly bemused.
I understand that elephants can physically hold a brush and put it to canvas; but this ... this is a different beast.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 29, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHoyB81LnE) How is this possible?
I never knew this was possible, but apparently elephants paint. I googled it and I guess it's common. Wow.
Yeah, they can paint. But they paint with foreshortening? And apparently value flowers for their intrinsic beauty? I'm baffled, befuddled, and utterly bemused.
I understand that elephants can physically hold a brush and put it to canvas; but this ... this is a different beast.
Intelligent design, man.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHoyB81LnE) How is this possible?
As a fully trained and certified expert on art, I can say with conviction that this painting sucks.
The composition is unbalanced, the brushwork tentative, its hackneyed homage to the tropes of Art Brut obvious and uninspired.
Poor effort all around, Babar.
If you think landing at Midway sucks... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-B4QCb2NhI)
Have we seen this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkJ-8u3X-o
I can't believe we traded him to Atlanta.
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 01, 2008, 10:24:22 PM
Have we seen this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ
Just...amazing.
Quote from: PTanner on March 29, 2008, 06:58:29 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on March 26, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Did someone say Keeley photos?
http://www.egotastic.com/ (http://www.egotastic.com/)
First there are some nice shots of her in a bikini and then if you scroll down a bit more there are topless photos of her.
Also on that page is Hillary Duff representing SSM...
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0803/hilary-duff-scorpion-01.jpg)
Unfortunately, SSM is currently mired in litigation over their name with a bunch of nuns who own hospitals.
http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2008/04/03/the-hospital-nobody-wants/?mod=WSJBlog (http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2008/04/03/the-hospital-nobody-wants/?mod=WSJBlog)
When I read that, I just assumed you owned the hospital originally.
Oh, and Kevin Love...he is the tits, and he actually has some.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z2sFmrR7bc
Quote from: Andy on April 03, 2008, 08:54:45 AM
When I read that, I just assumed you owned the hospital originally.
I wish. Those things are gold mines. Except for that one on the South Side, apparently.
NSFW
http://youporn.com/watch/139316/?user_choice=Enter (http://youporn.com/watch/139316/?user_choice=Enter)
Quote from: JakeD on April 04, 2008, 10:35:30 AM
NSFW
http://youporn.com/watch/139316/?user_choice=Enter (http://youporn.com/watch/139316/?user_choice=Enter)
That was painfully stupid. Her two kids from different fathers should be ashamed.
Slaky's favorite dude from his favorite movie singing some song.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31607895 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31607895)
Funny for like 30 seconds, then I want to punch her.
Then other things.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=caqr2zecCUs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRaGFFN6WV4&eurl
<Insert Farnsworth joke here.>
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2008, 06:08:45 PM
Funny for like 30 seconds, then I want to punch her.
Then other things.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=caqr2zecCUs
Follow-up - here's that woman's website http://www.annettesummersett.com/index.html (http://www.annettesummersett.com/index.html):
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU)
Quote from: RV on April 30, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU)
What a weird segment. As much as we give Leitch shit, I thought he handled himself pretty well given that he was completely ambushed. Buzz is a great writer, but he comes off like a total douche here.
Quote from: RV on April 30, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU)
I really wish Emo Boy had responded with, "Writing
Friday Night Lights was the dream of a lifetime FOR YOU. But I don't want your life!"
I wanted Leitch to ask Buzz about the 400 page blowjob he gave to The Genius in "Three Nights in August."
Or, better titled, the weekend series when Dusty beat LaRussa two of three with a shit team, but I had already signed a book contract to write about it.
Quote from: RV on April 30, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU)
I totally forgot about that NOFX show on Fuse.
Wow. Buzz is a really loud bitch.
What a cock tip.
Quote from: EG on April 30, 2008, 01:33:46 PM
Quote from: RV on April 30, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU)
What a weird segment. As much as we give Leitch shit, I thought he handled himself pretty well given that he was completely ambushed. Buzz is a great writer, but he comes off like a total douche here.
I was willing to agree with you until I read Leitch's post at Deadspin. NOW, I get what you guys mean by that "we" crap. It was very confusing and ridiculous and made we want to punch him in the nose. The look on my face while reading was the look of constipation. Give we a break. There are no good guys in that whole thing.
Except for maybe Braylon Edwards.
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 30, 2008, 05:48:50 PM
I was willing to agree with you until I read Leitch's post at Deadspin. NOW, I get what you guys mean by that "we" crap. It was very confusing and ridiculous and made we want to punch him in the nose. The look on my face while reading was the look of constipation. Give we a break. There are no good guys in that whole thing.
Except for maybe Braylon Edwards.
We know what you mean. We had a hard time following as we sat in our chair.
We are a douche who let a slouch with a huge forehead ("I'm over 50! I'm a man!") intimidate us.
Did you catch when Buzz yelled, "You're full of shit!" And Leitch (perfect that it's pronounced leech) said, "Fair enough."
Fuck that. You're on HBO. You just yell "You're full of shit, too!" right back at him.
And WC Heinz? What, he couldn't come up with some Ring Lardner references? Holy fuck. You know why he hasn't read WC Heinz newspaper columns? Because Heinz hadn't written for a fucking newspaper since 1950!
I never liked Buzz, though in high school I loved "Friday Night Lights," I just thought that anybody who could snuggle up to high school kids that way was probably a scumbag. I mean, at least Roger Clemens was in it for the music.
Time to re-post this one: First of May (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-77ElyvRxI)
Let the outdoor fucking commence.
Quote from: Corn-fed on February 15, 2008, 04:31:21 PM
Quote from: RV on February 14, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Dude. This cop is a total dick man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk)
For avid viewers of The Wire... Is this what life on the tough streets of Baltimore is really like?
The best part is where the video cuts out:
QuoteYou got that camera on? If I find myself on Yâ€"
On what, Officer Rivieri? If you find yourself on what?
Well, don't look now, douchebag:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/bal-te.md.officer12feb12,0,2952754.story
Bumped for MikeC...
More of that other 0.1 percent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOKb2PQs4kc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT6z0dQ_-pg
"Disorderly conduct": a hell of a catch-all when ne'er-do-wells refuse to do police the courtesy of doing their lawbreakin' by the book.
http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2007/07/04/news/070507arskate.txt
QuoteLITTLE ROCK -- A Hot Springs police officer who appeared to choke a skateboarder and put two others into a headlock in a video posted online used the proper amount of force when making his arrests, an internal investigation by police found.
The report, signed by five officers, found officer Joey Williams confronted a situation that "would have overwhelmed any single officer" when he stopped those breaking city ordinance by skateboarding on a downtown sidewalk June 21. However, the investigation faulted Williams for leaving a handcuffed suspect unattended while chasing another youth in the resort town's historic Bathhouse Row.
"I think it was fair," City Manager Kent Myers said. Witnesses "consistently supported the actions of the officer and his efforts to control the situation."
...
In their report, the officers described the June 21 event as being "part of a planned participation in a nationwide anti-authority demonstration." However, organizers of Go Skateboarding Day describe the event organized by skateboarding companies as an effort to encourage more people to take up skateboarding.
...
Myers acknowledged the investigation wouldn't have happened without the YouTube video, but said the city had no immediate plans to post its own video response on the site.
"I think it shows the power of the Internet," Myers said.
It was an organized effort to disrespect Officer William's authority, and folk just don't cotton to such rabble-rousin' down Arkansas way.
Particularly from teenaged girls.
Pex and Morpheus hang out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR8MGAsidFI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR8MGAsidFI)
Quote from: RV on April 30, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU)
Terms of use'd
Video still hosted at EmoSpace: http://deadspin.com/385770/bissinger-vs-leitch
I think Bissinger's final sentence probably best sums up his apparent desire to stand athwart this treacherous "internet" technology yelling, 'Jimmy Olson on percocet!':
QuoteI think you are perpetuating the future, and I think the future in the hands of guys like you is going to dumb us down in a way we can't recover from.
Indeed. The future is probably the
last thing we should be perpetuating at this point.
With all due apologies to the Only Site We'll Ever Need.
http://youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=_GGGAJ_2TvQ (http://youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=_GGGAJ_2TvQ)
Dance to Papa Bear's rant...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE
One of NY's favorite anchors drops an F-bomb earlier this week...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY)
Quote from: PTanner on May 15, 2008, 04:35:07 PM
One of NY's favorite anchors drops an F-bomb earlier this week...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY)
Why does she hate that boat so much?
Quote from: Kerm on May 15, 2008, 04:47:30 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 15, 2008, 04:35:07 PM
One of NY's favorite anchors drops an F-bomb earlier this week...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY)
Why does she hate that boat so much?
It listed as soon as she got on.
Quote from: Thrillho on May 07, 2008, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: Corn-fed on February 15, 2008, 04:31:21 PM
Quote from: RV on February 14, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Dude. This cop is a total dick man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk)
For avid viewers of The Wire... Is this what life on the tough streets of Baltimore is really like?
The best part is where the video cuts out:
QuoteYou got that camera on? If I find myself on Yâ€"
On what, Officer Rivieri? If you find yourself on what?
Well, don't look now, douchebag:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/bal-te.md.officer12feb12,0,2952754.story
Bumped for MikeC...
More of that other 0.1 percent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOKb2PQs4kc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT6z0dQ_-pg
"Disorderly conduct": a hell of a catch-all when ne'er-do-wells refuse to do police the courtesy of doing their lawbreakin' by the book.
http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2007/07/04/news/070507arskate.txt
QuoteLITTLE ROCK -- A Hot Springs police officer who appeared to choke a skateboarder and put two others into a headlock in a video posted online used the proper amount of force when making his arrests, an internal investigation by police found.
The report, signed by five officers, found officer Joey Williams confronted a situation that "would have overwhelmed any single officer" when he stopped those breaking city ordinance by skateboarding on a downtown sidewalk June 21. However, the investigation faulted Williams for leaving a handcuffed suspect unattended while chasing another youth in the resort town's historic Bathhouse Row.
"I think it was fair," City Manager Kent Myers said. Witnesses "consistently supported the actions of the officer and his efforts to control the situation."
...
In their report, the officers described the June 21 event as being "part of a planned participation in a nationwide anti-authority demonstration." However, organizers of Go Skateboarding Day describe the event organized by skateboarding companies as an effort to encourage more people to take up skateboarding.
...
Myers acknowledged the investigation wouldn't have happened without the YouTube video, but said the city had no immediate plans to post its own video response on the site.
"I think it shows the power of the Internet," Myers said.
It was an organized effort to disrespect Officer William's authority, and folk just don't cotton to such rabble-rousin' down Arkansas way.
Particularly from teenaged girls.
That's what happens when pricks who can't get up for their wives get too much power...
And I love the irony when assholes mouth of to the young'ns about how they don't know how to respect someone, themselves being cruel dicks and treating the person their preaching with no respect. What cockmunchs. However, I'm pretty sure I'll be just like that when I get old and bitter.
Chris Matthews takes on Kevin James: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHleE7dfp28
Godammit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOVZPKeRQA
It's not enough, really, but the Tongan army? Not THIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epev3esCykM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 17, 2008, 03:07:56 AM
Godammit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOVZPKeRQA
It's not enough, really, but the Tongan army? Not THIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epev3esCykM
That reminds me of the time that Dexy's Midnight Runners played "Jackie Wilson said" on Top of the Pops - complete with a backdrop of a large picture fat, drunken Scottish darts player
Jocky Wilson :
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3eCOll4T-zo (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3eCOll4T-zo)
Only at the BBC...
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on May 17, 2008, 02:41:14 AM
Chris Matthews takes on Kevin James: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHleE7dfp28
I was totally going to post that.
Along with this (equal-time rule and all):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC8qBFl6Ips
Clever, Rivers...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
But where's Astley?
Quote from: Thrillho on May 24, 2008, 12:41:37 AM
Clever, Rivers...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
But where's Astley?
Good stuff Thrill
Rachael Ray. JO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb1hXigxUKM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 02, 2008, 01:06:52 PM
Rachael Ray. JO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb1hXigxUKM
That. Is. Awesome.
And while on a similar subject:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2058143837
My 44 make sure all yo kids don't grow!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c7ac110c43 (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c7ac110c43)
For any Star Trek fans:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8488c047a0
Quote from: Weebs on June 10, 2008, 11:16:42 AM
For any Star Trek fans:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8488c047a0
Work has FoD blocked...
Is it this?
(http://i29.tinypic.com/28rnkh3.gif)
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 10, 2008, 12:13:36 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 10, 2008, 11:16:42 AM
For any Star Trek fans:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8488c047a0
Work has FoD blocked...
Is it this?
(http://i29.tinypic.com/28rnkh3.gif)
No, but try this link. It might work:
http://thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/startrek.html
Why are you posting Apex's shower videos?
Quote from: PTanner on June 10, 2008, 01:42:44 PM
Why are you posting Apex's shower videos?
Because it ends in a righteous JO for all involved.
This might be the gheyest thing ever posted on the Intrawebs...clearly by a Cardinals fan:
http://piniella.ytmnd.com/ (http://piniella.ytmnd.com/)
Courtesy (?) of The Dugout.
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 13, 2008, 12:18:58 AM
This might be the gheyest thing ever posted on the Intrawebs
Surely, I didn't forget the Shields & Yarnell? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km1QRnzIKpI)
Someone's fixin' to move on up to the Big City:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qB6DWWUPXY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qB6DWWUPXY)
He does not appear to be a member of that town's chamber of commerce.
Joe Cocker translated...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 26, 2008, 06:31:14 PM
Joe Cocker translated...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM
Don't you know I got a leg
I gotta gotta La-Z-Boy I'm afraid
Probiotics changed the way I feel now
Oh, I'll take this almond loveIt's like he's speaking in tongues.
Joe Cocker exposed as a tool of Satan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rRbNtx1eHM
QuoteJoe Cocker, like many other rock artists, has admitted that, when he performs, something "seizes" control of his body.
Jimi exposed likewise...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HogXK9TWwg
QuoteJimi Hendrix, as we shall see later, admitted that he was being possessed and his music just came through him. Hendrix used his music to help indoctrinate a generation into New Age occultism in preparation for the [???] of Anti-Christ. The evil spirit that possessed Hendrix, hypnotized audiences and used his music as a subversive tool for youth brainwashing. Jimi Hendrix admitted to Life magazine: "I can explain everything better through music. You hypnotize people and when you get people at their weakest point, you can preach into their subconscious what we want to say."
Much more where that came from (http://www.youtube.com/user/sssolitude).
Much, much more (http://goodfight.org/exposelist.html).
I mean, these
all look fun enough (http://webinsi5.webinsite.net/mivastore/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=blessedhope&Category_Code=vid), but the extended cut of "They Sold Their Souls for Rock and Roll" (http://webinsi5.webinsite.net/mivastore/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=blessedhope&Product_Code=VID003&Category_Code=vid) looks downright heavenly:
QuoteThis full length video series contains 10 hours of eye-popping rare and some never before seen footage that will leave you picking your jaw off the ground, as you see hundreds of artists, most of whom were not covered in the abbreviated 4-hour version, being used by Satan to destroy many lives. Come behind the scenes with us as we expose the deceptive agendas of many of yesterday and today's secular artists, such as: Elvis, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, U2, Creed, Madonna, Britney Spears, DMX, Tupac, Tori Amos and many more.
It's time to remove the blinders - guard yourself and those you love from one of Satan's most powerful tools!
Hosted and narrated by Pastor Joseph Schimmel.
Riveting, I'm sure.
This Pastor Joe sure has a knack for reading between the lines...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KNRAp0mwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR2tS-iwN7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOQaJ23uiA
Quote from: Thrillho on June 26, 2008, 07:38:38 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 26, 2008, 06:31:14 PM
Joe Cocker translated...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM
Don't you know I got a leg
I gotta gotta La-Z-Boy I'm afraid
Probiotics changed the way I feel now
Oh, I'll take this almond love
It's like he's speaking in tongues.
Joe Cocker exposed as a tool of Satan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rRbNtx1eHM
QuoteJoe Cocker, like many other rock artists, has admitted that, when he performs, something "seizes" control of his body.
Jimi exposed likewise...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HogXK9TWwg
QuoteJimi Hendrix, as we shall see later, admitted that he was being possessed and his music just came through him. Hendrix used his music to help indoctrinate a generation into New Age occultism in preparation for the [???] of Anti-Christ. The evil spirit that possessed Hendrix, hypnotized audiences and used his music as a subversive tool for youth brainwashing. Jimi Hendrix admitted to Life magazine: "I can explain everything better through music. You hypnotize people and when you get people at their weakest point, you can preach into their subconscious what we want to say."
Much more where that came from (http://www.youtube.com/user/sssolitude).
Much, much more (http://goodfight.org/exposelist.html).
I mean, these all look fun enough (http://webinsi5.webinsite.net/mivastore/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=blessedhope&Category_Code=vid), but the extended cut of "They Sold Their Souls for Rock and Roll" (http://webinsi5.webinsite.net/mivastore/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=blessedhope&Product_Code=VID003&Category_Code=vid) looks downright heavenly:
QuoteThis full length video series contains 10 hours of eye-popping rare and some never before seen footage that will leave you picking your jaw off the ground, as you see hundreds of artists, most of whom were not covered in the abbreviated 4-hour version, being used by Satan to destroy many lives. Come behind the scenes with us as we expose the deceptive agendas of many of yesterday and today's secular artists, such as: Elvis, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, U2, Creed, Madonna, Britney Spears, DMX, Tupac, Tori Amos and many more.
It's time to remove the blinders - guard yourself and those you love from one of Satan's most powerful tools!
Hosted and narrated by Pastor Joseph Schimmel.
Riveting, I'm sure.
This Pastor Joe sure has a knack for reading between the lines...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KNRAp0mwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR2tS-iwN7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOQaJ23uiA
Send in Jindal (http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/06/bobby_jindals_dance_with_the_d.php).
Classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eAhVmKQBc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eAhVmKQBc)
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
I thought it was a joke... but he's real: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
What a douche.
Quote from: powen01 on June 28, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
I thought it was a joke... but he's real: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
What a douche.
Wow.
Just...wow...
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
Quote from: Jon on June 28, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: powen01 on June 28, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
I thought it was a joke... but he's real: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
What a douche.
Wow.
Just...wow...
Dimitri offers classes for those who just can't wait for the release of his autobiographical "Mein Kock." (Classy pun, sir.)
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-reboot.html
QuoteSlut Finder (Intense 1 day classroom program) - $597.00 (+GST)
Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she
is ready to fuck.
$597 Canadian seems like a steep price for learning how to identify cheap women.
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-worship.html
QuoteRick the Dick (3 hour evening classroom) - $297.00(+GST)
Rick has the honour of being the "Parking lot BJ King of Canada".
Learn how he gets sluts to suck him off IMMEDIATELY!
Is there an Order of Canada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Canada) medal for parking lot BJs?
QuoteCult Builder program (Diabolical 5 day program) - $97,500.00(+GST)
The elite of society are taught POWERFUL techniques of psychological and sexual
enslavement. Due to its controversial nature, the cult builder program cannot be
purchased over the internet. Please contact our admin for payment information.
Elite? As an Obama voter, I obviously like the sound of that.
Can I assume Lesson #1 from all of the above would be "Dress to impress"?
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html
(http://i25.tinypic.com/28ardpt.jpg)
I remain convinced that Terry Gross lives in a tank, like a member of the "Spacing Guild." But anyway, as a matter of gratuitously insulting Noam Chomsky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnzWpJm9bgE
[And no sooner does a flat-out assault on the nature of time arrive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FW4zEC4CE0]
What?
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good
hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Well, my kind does.
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 08:39:34 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Well, my kind does.
Syncretism is always popular. The "Holy Mothers" strike again?
I can't hear the audio at work, but wow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1oGqLZW7yg).
Quote from: Kerm on June 30, 2008, 01:02:11 PM
I can't hear the audio at work, but wow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1oGqLZW7yg).
You have to be a huge f'ing douche to get beat down by the home
and away fans.
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8312875302329336574&hl=en) beatnik straight out of an episode of
Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI) and to serve as a warning to the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU) about the hazards of intellectual vanity.
Or maybe just Herman Munster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHiPrVfdgM) without the winning personality.
But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.
You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.
Quote from: Thrillho on June 28, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 28, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: powen01 on June 28, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
I thought it was a joke... but he's real: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
What a douche.
Wow.
Just...wow...
Dimitri offers classes for those who just can't wait for the release of his autobiographical "Mein Kock." (Classy pun, sir.)
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-reboot.html
QuoteSlut Finder (Intense 1 day classroom program) - $597.00 (+GST)
Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she
is ready to fuck.
$597 Canadian seems like a steep price for learning how to identify cheap women.
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-worship.html
QuoteRick the Dick (3 hour evening classroom) - $297.00(+GST)
Rick has the honour of being the "Parking lot BJ King of Canada".
Learn how he gets sluts to suck him off IMMEDIATELY!
Is there an Order of Canada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Canada) medal for parking lot BJs?
QuoteCult Builder program (Diabolical 5 day program) - $97,500.00(+GST)
The elite of society are taught POWERFUL techniques of psychological and sexual
enslavement. Due to its controversial nature, the cult builder program cannot be
purchased over the internet. Please contact our admin for payment information.
Elite? As an Obama voter, I obviously like the sound of that.
Can I assume Lesson #1 from all of the above would be "Dress to impress"?
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html
(http://i25.tinypic.com/28ardpt.jpg)
Thrill, I forwarded this Dimitri crap to a friend of mine... She was not impressed. In fact:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
He's like a Greek Paul, but from Toronto...
Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2008, 11:04:43 PM
Thrill, I forwarded this Dimitri crap to a friend of mine... She was not impressed. In fact:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
He's like a Greek Paul, but from Toronto...
I hope if I still have time to get that refund...
Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 11:10:57 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2008, 11:04:43 PM
Thrill, I forwarded this Dimitri crap to a friend of mine... She was not impressed. In fact:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
He's like a Greek Paul, but from Toronto...
I hope if I still have time to get that refund...
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Ask Paul how to start your own cult.
Dumas.
Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 10:10:44 PM
Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8312875302329336574&hl=en) beatnik straight out of an episode of Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI) and to serve as a warning to the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU) about the hazards of intellectual vanity.
Or maybe just Herman Munster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHiPrVfdgM) without the winning personality.
But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.
You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.
Thanks for so humbly affirming my great sapience and intellect (though, honestly, I don't need think that it needs much affirming, in the first place...).
But, I must inquire--as I have much desire to know--why did you direct me to the film "A Bucket of Blood"?
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I'm just reminded of how much I loved "Dragnet." Even the movie with Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd.
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 10:10:44 PM
Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8312875302329336574&hl=en) beatnik straight out of an episode of Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI) and to serve as a warning to the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU) about the hazards of intellectual vanity.
Or maybe just Herman Munster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHiPrVfdgM) without the winning personality.
But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.
You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.
Thanks for so humbly affirming my great sapience and intellect (though, honestly, I don't need think that it needs much affirming, in the first place...).
I'm afraid you've missed my point.
Color me shocked.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on July 01, 2008, 09:22:12 AM
I'm just reminded of how much I loved "Dragnet." Even the movie with Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd.
As an avowed fan of Jack Webb, the rule of law and the American Way of Life, has Gil ever seen the
Dragnet star's classic Cold War anti-Communist
propaganda educational film (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Commies_Are_Coming%2C_the_Commies_Are_Coming),
Red Nightmare (http://www.conelrad.com/sovietamerica/red_nightmare.html)?http://youtube.com/watch?v=aGbW4a4EAAE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wUdMUn_FW7U
http://youtube.com/watch?v=61DCzi_5DDY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l3FJZjrHvRE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YcjmdE-UvhM
You'll never take you freedom for granted again.
Or miss another PTA meeting.
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 10:10:44 PM
Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8312875302329336574&hl=en) beatnik straight out of an episode of Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI) and to serve as a warning to the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU) about the hazards of intellectual vanity.
Or maybe just Herman Munster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHiPrVfdgM) without the winning personality.
But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.
You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.
Thanks for so humbly affirming my great sapience and intellect (though, honestly, I don't need think that it needs much affirming, in the first place...).
But, I must inquire--as I have much desire to know--why did you direct me to the film "A Bucket of Blood"?
I hate everything about you and the way you choose to be
Quote from: TDubbs on July 01, 2008, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 10:10:44 PM
Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
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Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8312875302329336574&hl=en) beatnik straight out of an episode of Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI) and to serve as a warning to the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU) about the hazards of intellectual vanity.
Or maybe just Herman Munster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHiPrVfdgM) without the winning personality.
But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.
You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.
Thanks for so humbly affirming my great sapience and intellect (though, honestly, I don't need think that it needs much affirming, in the first place...).
But, I must inquire--as I have much desire to know--why did you direct me to the film "A Bucket of Blood"?
I hate everything about you and the way you choose to be
Is this some type of veiled compliment?
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Quote from: TDubbs on July 01, 2008, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 10:10:44 PM
Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?
Exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dan).
Ohmmm.
Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras. Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz." It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8312875302329336574&hl=en) beatnik straight out of an episode of Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Twre6ItGEI) and to serve as a warning to the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU) about the hazards of intellectual vanity.
Or maybe just Herman Munster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHiPrVfdgM) without the winning personality.
But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.
You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.
Thanks for so humbly affirming my great sapience and intellect (though, honestly, I don't need think that it needs much affirming, in the first place...).
But, I must inquire--as I have much desire to know--why did you direct me to the film "A Bucket of Blood"?
I hate everything about you and the way you choose to be
TDUBBS IS RIGHT!
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Why not just use "smarter"? Turd.
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on July 01, 2008, 12:57:35 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Why not just use "smarter"? Turd.
Because he is the Platonic ideal of an Undergrad.
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
What should I do then, counsellor?
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
What should I do then, counsellor?
You could start by realizing that everyone finds your pseudo-intellectual writing style annoying as fuck. You could continue on by realizing you're not as smart as you think you are. You could finish by drinking paint thinner.
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
What should I do then, counsellor?
You could start by realizing that everyone finds your pseudo-intellectual writing style annoying as fuck. You could continue on by realizing you're not as smart as you think you are. You could finish by drinking paint thinner.
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/KamotTom/awesome.jpg)
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
What should I do then, counsellor?
You could start by realizing that everyone finds your pseudo-intellectual writing style annoying as fuck. You could continue on by realizing you're not as smart as you think you are. You could finish by drinking paint thinner.Buy a gun
Why waste time'd?
Quote from: TDubbs on July 01, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
What should I do then, counsellor?
You could start by realizing that everyone finds your pseudo-intellectual writing style annoying as fuck. You could continue on by realizing you're not as smart as you think you are. You could finish by drinking paint thinner.Buy a gun
Why waste time'd?
So, wait, I should kill myself because a couple of fools don't realize how hilarious and insanely intelligent I am? That seems to make sense... yep.
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on July 01, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
What should I do then, counsellor?
You could start by realizing that everyone finds your pseudo-intellectual writing style annoying as fuck. You could continue on by realizing you're not as smart as you think you are. You could finish by drinking paint thinner.Buy a gun
Why waste time'd?
So, wait, I should kill myself because a couple of fools don't realize how hilarious and insanely intelligent I am? That seems to make sense... yep.
Ask'd and answer'd.
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on July 01, 2008, 03:27:41 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on July 01, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on July 01, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Some people should absolutely not go to college.
What should I do then, counsellor?
You could start by realizing that everyone finds your pseudo-intellectual writing style annoying as fuck. You could continue on by realizing you're not as smart as you think you are. You could finish by drinking paint thinner.Buy a gun
Why waste time'd?
So, wait, I should kill myself because a couple of fools don't realize how hilarious and insanely intelligent I am? That seems to make sense... yep.
Ask'd and answer'd.
Wow, how devilishly clever!
This thread is starting to make me sad. Won't anyone think of the children?
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
First off, you're just wrong. If you don't understand the proper usage of a word, then you don't know it. Improper usage only makes you look like a pretentious imbecile. There is a proper time and place for every word in the language, and there's absolutely no reason to overcomplicate your thoughts with an unnecessary word choice. It hurts any argument that you make. Having heard of a big word, and vaguely knowing what it means does not make you intelligent. In fact, improper word use shows two things: ineptness or insecurity (either in yourself, or the validity of your ideas).
Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and get this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2)
Quote from: MDZ on July 01, 2008, 04:09:19 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
First off, you're just wrong. If you don't understand the proper usage of a word, then you don't know it. Improper usage only makes you look like a pretentious imbecile. There is a proper time and place for every word in the language, and there's absolutely no reason to overcomplicate your thoughts with an unnecessary word choice. It hurts any argument that you make. Having heard of a big word, and vaguely knowing what it means does not make you intelligent. In fact, improper word use shows two things: ineptness or insecurity (either in yourself, or the validity of your ideas).
Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and get this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2)
I approve of both this post and your avatar.
Quote from: powen01 on July 01, 2008, 03:36:49 PM
This thread is starting to make me sad. Won't anyone think of the children?
Back to youtube then.....fuck the children. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQ73ZlDxuI)
Quote from: butthead on July 01, 2008, 04:18:48 PM
Quote from: powen01 on July 01, 2008, 03:36:49 PM
This thread is starting to make me sad. Won't anyone think of the children?
Back to youtube then.....fuck the children. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQ73ZlDxuI)
I refuse to click on this link at work.
Quote from: butthead on July 01, 2008, 04:18:48 PM
Quote from: powen01 on July 01, 2008, 03:36:49 PM
This thread is starting to make me sad. Won't anyone think of the children?
Back to youtube then.....fuck the children. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQ73ZlDxuI)
Intrepid Reader: Michael Jackson
I approve of this message.
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By linking to "Elements of Style," you have immediately made my day. I had a copy of that book in my bag all throughout college and now in law school.
Good call...
Quote from: MDZ on July 01, 2008, 04:09:19 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
First off, you're just wrong. If you don't understand the proper usage of a word, then you don't know it. Improper usage only makes you look like a pretentious imbecile. There is a proper time and place for every word in the language, and there's absolutely no reason to overcomplicate your thoughts with an unnecessary word choice. It hurts any argument that you make. Having heard of a big word, and vaguely knowing what it means does not make you intelligent. In fact, improper word use shows two things: ineptness or insecurity (either in yourself, or the validity of your ideas).
Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and get this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2)
While I'm much obliged as to your offering of advise, I must admit that I think you have no clue what I'm meaning: I was purely pointing out a technicality of the nature of human beings, whilst not saying--as been the obligatory insult, this time--that I search thesauruses for words to use. That is, I truly am not a master of any one word I use: I doubt I even can grasp all the connotations and such for the commonly used word "I." The impracticality of such immense pedantic studiousness is simply mind-boggling.
And, by the way, I agree for the ruling that words don't make an argument--I really don't see where this tangent we have ventured on has any relevance, let alone substance to it. All I do is make one inquiry and I get a bunch of knee-jerk, spite-filled rhetoric spewed at me. This is unfair!
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on July 01, 2008, 12:57:35 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Why not just use "smarter"? Turd.
TW,
In the interest of fariness, I'm going to step up and point out that he was obviously baiting you and, in your zeal to pick the kid apart and make him another Paul, you fell for it.
Quote from: bocaj on July 02, 2008, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: MDZ on July 01, 2008, 04:09:19 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
First off, you're just wrong. If you don't understand the proper usage of a word, then you don't know it. Improper usage only makes you look like a pretentious imbecile. There is a proper time and place for every word in the language, and there's absolutely no reason to overcomplicate your thoughts with an unnecessary word choice. It hurts any argument that you make. Having heard of a big word, and vaguely knowing what it means does not make you intelligent. In fact, improper word use shows two things: ineptness or insecurity (either in yourself, or the validity of your ideas).
Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and get this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2)
While I'm much obliged as to your offering of advise, I must admit that I think you have no clue what I'm meaning: I was purely pointing out a technicality of the nature of human beings, whilst not saying--as been the obligatory insult, this time--that I search thesauruses for words to use. That is, I truly am not a master of any one word I use: I doubt I even can grasp all the connotations and such for the commonly used word "I." The impracticality of such immense pedantic studiousness is simply mind-boggling.
And, by the way, I agree for the ruling that words don't make an argument--I really don't see where this tangent we have ventured on has any relevance, let alone substance to it. All I do is make one inquiry and I get a bunch of knee-jerk, spite-filled rhetoric spewed at me. This is unfair!
You need to stop advocating on your own behalf. Doing so makes it hard for people like me to do so when it's otherwise warranted.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on July 01, 2008, 05:41:14 PM
By linking to "Elements of Style," you have immediately made my day. I had a copy of that book in my bag all throughout college and now in law school.
Good call...
Oh yeah? Well, I've got two copies and one of them is illustrated.
A winner (and loser) is me.
Quote from: ChuckDickens on July 02, 2008, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on July 01, 2008, 05:41:14 PM
By linking to "Elements of Style," you have immediately made my day. I had a copy of that book in my bag all throughout college and now in law school.
Good call...
Oh yeah? Well, I've got two copies and one of them is illustrated.
A winner (and loser) is me.
Is the illustrated one in crayon? Like mine is...
Another good style guide:
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm
QuoteBut one can often be in doubt about the effect of a word or a phrase, and one needs rules that one can rely on when instinct fails. I think the following rules will cover most cases:
(i) Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
(ii) Never us a long word where a short one will do.
(iii) If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
(iv) Never use the passive where you can use the active.
(v) Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
Quote from: Mike D on July 02, 2008, 12:24:02 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on July 01, 2008, 12:57:35 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
Why not just use "smarter"? Turd.
TW,
In the interest of fariness, I'm going to step up and point out that he was obviously baiting you and, in your zeal to pick the kid apart and make him another Paul, you fell for it.
Quote from: bocaj on July 02, 2008, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: MDZ on July 01, 2008, 04:09:19 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
First off, you're just wrong. If you don't understand the proper usage of a word, then you don't know it. Improper usage only makes you look like a pretentious imbecile. There is a proper time and place for every word in the language, and there's absolutely no reason to overcomplicate your thoughts with an unnecessary word choice. It hurts any argument that you make. Having heard of a big word, and vaguely knowing what it means does not make you intelligent. In fact, improper word use shows two things: ineptness or insecurity (either in yourself, or the validity of your ideas).
Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and get this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2)
While I'm much obliged as to your offering of advise, I must admit that I think you have no clue what I'm meaning: I was purely pointing out a technicality of the nature of human beings, whilst not saying--as been the obligatory insult, this time--that I search thesauruses for words to use. That is, I truly am not a master of any one word I use: I doubt I even can grasp all the connotations and such for the commonly used word "I." The impracticality of such immense pedantic studiousness is simply mind-boggling.
And, by the way, I agree for the ruling that words don't make an argument--I really don't see where this tangent we have ventured on has any relevance, let alone substance to it. All I do is make one inquiry and I get a bunch of knee-jerk, spite-filled rhetoric spewed at me. This is unfair!
You need to stop advocating on your own behalf. Doing so makes it hard for people like me to do so when it's otherwise warranted.
I don't know why you think you need to defend bocaj. He knows 3,600,345 words that he can use to defend himself.
Well, he sort of knows them.
I'm not sure what confuses me more: one of bocaj's attempts at a coherent, interesting post or you always rushing to his aid. Baffling.
Quote from: Jon on July 02, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
Another good style guide:
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm
QuoteBut one can often be in doubt about the effect of a word or a phrase, and one needs rules that one can rely on when instinct fails. I think the following rules will cover most cases:
(i) Never gild the lily by using a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print. Think outside the box, lest you beat a proverbial dead horse.
(ii) Never utilize sesquipedalian verbiage where compendious phraseology will suffice.
(iii) If it is possible to cut an unnecessary, superfluous word out, always cut that extraneous word out.
(iv) The passive should not be used where the active could be.
(v) Never use un mot étrangère, technical lexis, or 733t5p34k if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than sound like Bocaj.
Mike Fontenot is a simulacrum'd
Quote from: bocaj on July 02, 2008, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: MDZ on July 01, 2008, 04:09:19 PM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 01, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
"A Bucket of Blood"?
That is one of my top five films ever.
Anyone who uses "sapience" instead of the much more common and pretty much synonymous "wisdom" probably needs to stop checking the thesaurus and just watch the movie before he decides to say "dipsomaniacal" in lieu of "drunk," or other such callow douchery.
I know what every word I use is and means before I use it (i.e., I don't look up synonyms). My lack of full comprehension of a particular word or usage of certain words that may not be most appropriate in their respective context does not equate me entering every word I use in a post to find similar words and then using said similar word in a newly updated post. C'mon, you're more smart (or, wait, should I have used "perspicacious"?) than that!
First off, you're just wrong. If you don't understand the proper usage of a word, then you don't know it. Improper usage only makes you look like a pretentious imbecile. There is a proper time and place for every word in the language, and there's absolutely no reason to overcomplicate your thoughts with an unnecessary word choice. It hurts any argument that you make. Having heard of a big word, and vaguely knowing what it means does not make you intelligent. In fact, improper word use shows two things: ineptness or insecurity (either in yourself, or the validity of your ideas).
Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and get this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214945969&sr=8-2)
While I'm much obliged as to your offering of advise, I must admit that I think you have no clue what I'm meaning: I was purely pointing out a technicality of the nature of human beings, whilst not saying--as been the obligatory insult, this time--that I search thesauruses for words to use. That is, I truly am not a master of any one word I use: I doubt I even can grasp all the connotations and such for the commonly used word "I." The impracticality of such immense pedantic studiousness is simply mind-boggling.
And, by the way, I agree for the ruling that words don't make an argument--I really don't see where this tangent we have ventured on has any relevance, let alone substance to it. All I do is make one inquiry and I get a bunch of knee-jerk, spite-filled rhetoric spewed at me. This is unfair!
I've completely missed the point, so I'll use some more big words in a completely unnecessary fashion.
Sorry to the rest of you. Especially MikeD, I was actually trying to help bocaj so that there would be no need to come to his defense. Here's some Venture Bros. clips:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ajocXQg445s (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ajocXQg445s)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j_gfwpj2-00&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=j_gfwpj2-00&feature=related)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jek-yuqmkrU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jek-yuqmkrU)
Quote from: Thrillho on July 02, 2008, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on July 02, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
Another good style guide:
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm
QuoteBut one can often be in doubt about the effect of a word or a phrase, and one needs rules that one can rely on when instinct fails. I think the following rules will cover most cases:
(i) Never gild the lily by using a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print. Think outside the box, lest you beat a proverbial dead horse.
(ii) Never utilize sesquipedalian verbiage where compendious phraseology will suffice.
(iii) If it is possible to cut an unnecessary, superfluous word out, always cut that extraneous word out.
(iv) The passive should not be used where the active could be.
(v) Never use un mot étrangère, technical lexis, or 733t5p34k if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than sound like Bocaj.
Mike Fontenot is a simulacrum'd
I must break you.
I love you all!
Quote from: Thrillho on July 02, 2008, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on July 02, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
Another good style guide:
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm
QuoteBut one can often be in doubt about the effect of a word or a phrase, and one needs rules that one can rely on when instinct fails. I think the following rules will cover most cases:
(i) Never gild the lily by using a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print. Think outside the box, lest you beat a proverbial dead horse.
(ii) Never utilize sesquipedalian verbiage where compendious phraseology will suffice.
(iii) If it is possible to cut an unnecessary, superfluous word out, always cut that extraneous word out.
(iv) The passive should not be used where the active could be.
(v) Never use un mot étrangère, technical lexis, or 733t5p34k if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than sound like Bocaj.
Mike Fontenot is a simulacrum'd
Dude, you need to embolden your changes. Embolden? Embiggen? Either way, that post was most cromulent.
Quote from: 5laky on July 02, 2008, 11:52:40 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on July 02, 2008, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on July 02, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
Another good style guide:
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm
QuoteBut one can often be in doubt about the effect of a word or a phrase, and one needs rules that one can rely on when instinct fails. I think the following rules will cover most cases:
(i) Never gild the lily by using a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print. Think outside the box, lest you beat a proverbial dead horse.
(ii) Never utilize sesquipedalian verbiage where compendious phraseology will suffice.
(iii) If it is possible to cut an unnecessary, superfluous word out, always cut that extraneous word out.
(iv) The passive should not be used where the active could be.
(v) Never use un mot étrangère, technical lexis, or 733t5p34k if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than sound like Bocaj.
Mike Fontenot is a simulacrum'd
Dude, you need to embolden your changes. Embolden? Embiggen? Either way, that post was most cromulent.
Upon further perusal, I have cogitated that the rubric "Genius," while oft applied in a manner both jejune and impetuous to such ephmera as the daily cogitations of an internet journal is not disingenously apllied to this missive.
Quote from: Jon on July 02, 2008, 11:56:28 AM
Quote from: 5laky on July 02, 2008, 11:52:40 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on July 02, 2008, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on July 02, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
Another good style guide:
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm
QuoteBut one can often be in doubt about the effect of a word or a phrase, and one needs rules that one can rely on when instinct fails. I think the following rules will cover most cases:
(i) Never gild the lily by using a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print. Think outside the box, lest you beat a proverbial dead horse.
(ii) Never utilize sesquipedalian verbiage where compendious phraseology will suffice.
(iii) If it is possible to cut an unnecessary, superfluous word out, always cut that extraneous word out.
(iv) The passive should not be used where the active could be.
(v) Never use un mot étrangère, technical lexis, or 733t5p34k if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than sound like Bocaj.
Mike Fontenot is a simulacrum'd
Dude, you need to embolden your changes. Embolden? Embiggen? Either way, that post was most cromulent.
Upon further perusal, I have cogitated that the rubric "Genius," while oft applied in a manner both jejune and impetuous to such ephmera as the daily cogitations of an internet journal is not disingenously apllied to this missive.
You're such a douche, college!
Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.
Aw, crap, I'm afraid I've missed all of this as a result of recovering from an amateur Beckerovka treatment for gout some three days ago. Did I actually post the koan regarding shaving the dog versus writing "insert here" on your toddler brother's rear end and setting him loose in the neighborhood? It's the last thing I recall.
Quote from: Wheezer on July 02, 2008, 11:05:17 PMan amateur Beckerovka treatment for gout some three days ago.
Homoepathic remedies are the best.
Quote from: Jon on July 03, 2008, 08:44:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 02, 2008, 11:05:17 PMan amateur Beckerovka treatment for gout some three days ago.
Homoepathic remedies are the best.
Homophobe.
Quote from: Jon on July 03, 2008, 08:44:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 02, 2008, 11:05:17 PMan amateur Beckerovka treatment for gout some three days ago.
Homoepathic remedies are the best.
Dr. Yeti? Paging Dr. Yeti?
Quote from: RV on July 03, 2008, 09:32:28 AM
Quote from: Jon on July 03, 2008, 08:44:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 02, 2008, 11:05:17 PMan amateur Beckerovka treatment for gout some three days ago.
Homoepathic remedies are the best.
Dr. Yeti? Paging Dr. Yeti?
Or Dr. Freud.
Damn this theatre "career."
This provided 4 minutes of solid amusement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmykSZcT3cA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmykSZcT3cA&feature=related)
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 08, 2008, 12:17:34 AM
This provided 4 minutes of solid amusement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmykSZcT3cA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmykSZcT3cA&feature=related)
You copied and pasted the wrong link, didn't you?
Greatest triple ever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1r-AEZUU-U
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on July 08, 2008, 01:29:35 PM
Greatest triple ever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1r-AEZUU-U
Would have made for an even better home run.
Well, I'll be jiggered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdc0Oq1VwH4
"We're going to put on our fish costumes" is inspired.
This may be worth a look for all the youtube addicts out there:
http://lifehacker.com/software/exclusive-lifehacker-download/better-youtube-firefox-extension-319925.php (http://lifehacker.com/software/exclusive-lifehacker-download/better-youtube-firefox-extension-319925.php)
I am a big fan of Theatre mode. Gets rid of all the extra shit and just gives you the video, nice and big.
Not YouTube, but...
http://www.break.com/index/wii_sex_toy.html (http://www.break.com/index/wii_sex_toy.html)
Quote from: PTanner on July 09, 2008, 10:28:29 PM
Not YouTube, but...
http://www.break.com/index/wii_sex_toy.html (http://www.break.com/index/wii_sex_toy.html)
I wasn't expecting them to break out the second controller. It almost sold me on the whole idea... right until that part.
In keeping with the Wii posts: Wii Fit, with a twist. (http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2008/07/10/emma-frain-wii-fit-topless.htm)
Note: Extremely NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEcqWuYqrSo
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on July 18, 2008, 11:47:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEcqWuYqrSo
Shouldn't this be in the Battlestar Galactica thread?
Barney Rubble is a dirty little bastard. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC2D14fBtow) NSFW? I dunno, but this isn't edited. It's straight from an episode.
Bush's damage to America (tongue in cheek):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gQK3RojM-Q&eurl=http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/07/18/joba-chamberlain-rocks-xbox/index.html
Fifty quatloos if anyone can turn up an Easter Parade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_76E8N4PHO0
I'm not sure I can add much aside from general good wishes for the kingdom of Tonga, which I have long held.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oohpRUeO0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oohpRUeO0)
Rece Davis.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=O1S9DrVTzdg&feature=related
Good stuff.
Contains naughty words and female undergarments.
http://www.break.com/index/cute-blonde-18-year-old-babysitter.html
Quit getting sand kicked in your face, NERDS (http://view.break.com/550081)!
BK's other side project:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdW2G3hZorY
Fucking frog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwegzhXAqaQ
See what all you gay Jewish Cubs fans and your stupid rainbows have done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8)
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2008, 12:11:00 PM
See what all you gay Jewish Cubs fans and your stupid rainbows have done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8)
I'm just wonderin' what the heck is in our water supply?
What the heck is in our
oxygen supply?
Quote from: Thrillho on August 15, 2008, 12:29:43 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2008, 12:11:00 PM
See what all you gay Jewish Cubs fans and your stupid rainbows have done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8)
I'm just wonderin' what the heck is in our water supply?
What the heck is in our oxygen supply?
WE NEED TO RAISE OUR VOICES
BEFORE THEY TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS
OUR CONSTITUIONAL RIGHTS
OUR HUMAN RIGHTS
TO NOT BE GUINEA PIGS FOR
OUR GOVERNMENTS
IN THEIR NEVER
ENDING THRIST FOR
ENERGY SOURCES
Who knew that Paul's mom was a video blogger?
Intrepid Reader: Warren Buffett
It gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or someplace. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head. (http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJ4fK75vPI)
Font Conference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM&eurl
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 17, 2008, 08:36:54 PM
Intrepid Reader: Warren Buffett
It gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or someplace. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head.
Am I the only one that received junk mail in the early '80s soliciting investments in palladium futures, with the suggestion that Yuri Andropov had something to do with the scheme?
Quote from: Wheezer on August 19, 2008, 12:00:54 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 17, 2008, 08:36:54 PM
Intrepid Reader: Warren Buffett
It gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or someplace. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head.
Am I the only one that received junk mail in the early '80s soliciting investments in palladium futures, with the suggestion that Yuri Andropov had something to do with the scheme?
You're the only one of the two of us. That's for damn sure.
Quote from: Kerm on August 19, 2008, 01:31:22 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 19, 2008, 12:00:54 AM
Am I the only one that received junk mail in the early '80s soliciting investments in palladium futures, with the suggestion that Yuri Andropov had something to do with the scheme?
You're the only one of the two of us. That's for damn sure.
It must have had something to do with filling out the "sponsor information" card at the back of Byte magazine.
Here's some olympic bloopers.
my favorite is the "vault" at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc)
Madden faithfully recreates every experience Grossman ever had in the pocket (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxvWriAQGfc)
Here's a classic that I'm sure will be on You Tube soon (if not already). Yesterday afternoon (Sunday 8/24), I was returning to my parents' home to drop off my dad after watching a minor league baseball game. On the corner of a highway a couple of blocks from their house was a sign with "x b w" on it and an arrow pointing south. Some earlier investigation into the meaning of this sign had revealed a backyard with a regulation-size boxing/wrestling ring in it. I found out that "x b w" stood for "extreme backyard wrestling". I quickly phoned some buddies who were also returning from the game and we decided to check it out. We drove through the alley and some long-haired dude yelled "Are you coming in to check out the show because it's time for the main event". We decided to give it a look and we joined about 50 people ranging in ages from 4 to 50. What we saw was 30 minutes of crazy shit. There was entrance music, a female ref, and even a bell, and some girl was filming it (which means it's gonna be on You Tube). The long-haired dude was involved in a match involving two other guys that were no older than 18. After cutting open his own head by smashing a beer can on it, he proceeded to engage these kids in a pretty good match. One of the kids got thrown on to a bail of barbed-wire and got stuck (pretty bloody and took them a while to get him out). But the topper was when long-hair and one of the kids took the match about 100 feet away to a parked car in their yard. They got on top of this mid-90s T-Bird and the kid was able to body-slam long-hair THROUGH the rear windshield. Shattered that SOB and it was REAL. The long-hair was cut pretty badly and his "old lady" was visibly pissed when she said "dammit, that car still runs". People gathered to look at and take pictures of the lacerations on the guy's arm, while one of his cohorts drove up an old Bronco to take him to the emergency room. We decided the match was over and headed to the car, and some teen-age kids asked us if we were glad we stopped by. What a question. Just a quck vacation into White Trashville.
Quote from: Dave B on August 25, 2008, 08:02:34 AM
Here's a classic that I'm sure will be on You Tube soon (if not already). Yesterday afternoon (Sunday 8/24), I was returning to my parents' home to drop off my dad after watching a minor league baseball game. On the corner of a highway a couple of blocks from their house was a sign with "x b w" on it and an arrow pointing south. Some earlier investigation into the meaning of this sign had revealed a backyard with a regulation-size boxing/wrestling ring in it. I found out that "x b w" stood for "extreme backyard wrestling". I quickly phoned some buddies who were also returning from the game and we decided to check it out. We drove through the alley and some long-haired dude yelled "Are you coming in to check out the show because it's time for the main event". We decided to give it a look and we joined about 50 people ranging in ages from 4 to 50. What we saw was 30 minutes of crazy shit. There was entrance music, a female ref, and even a bell, and some girl was filming it (which means it's gonna be on You Tube). The long-haired dude was involved in a match involving two other guys that were no older than 18. After cutting open his own head by smashing a beer can on it, he proceeded to engage these kids in a pretty good match. One of the kids got thrown on to a bail of barbed-wire and got stuck (pretty bloody and took them a while to get him out). But the topper was when long-hair and one of the kids took the match about 100 feet away to a parked car in their yard. They got on top of this mid-90s T-Bird and the kid was able to body-slam long-hair THROUGH the rear windshield. Shattered that SOB and it was REAL. The long-hair was cut pretty badly and his "old lady" was visibly pissed when she said "dammit, that car still runs". People gathered to look at and take pictures of the lacerations on the guy's arm, while one of his cohorts drove up an old Bronco to take him to the emergency room. We decided the match was over and headed to the car, and some teen-age kids asked us if we were glad we stopped by. What a question. Just a quck vacation into White Trashville.
I solemnly pledge never to speak ill of Iowa again. That story is awesome. Were they able to salvage the NO FEAR decal from the shattered rear windshield?
That, my friend, is steak balls in at least 58 varieties.
Quote from: RV on August 25, 2008, 08:11:06 AM
Quote from: Dave B on August 25, 2008, 08:02:34 AM
Here's a classic that I'm sure will be on You Tube soon (if not already). Yesterday afternoon (Sunday 8/24), I was returning to my parents' home to drop off my dad after watching a minor league baseball game. On the corner of a highway a couple of blocks from their house was a sign with "x b w" on it and an arrow pointing south. Some earlier investigation into the meaning of this sign had revealed a backyard with a regulation-size boxing/wrestling ring in it. I found out that "x b w" stood for "extreme backyard wrestling". I quickly phoned some buddies who were also returning from the game and we decided to check it out. We drove through the alley and some long-haired dude yelled "Are you coming in to check out the show because it's time for the main event". We decided to give it a look and we joined about 50 people ranging in ages from 4 to 50. What we saw was 30 minutes of crazy shit. There was entrance music, a female ref, and even a bell, and some girl was filming it (which means it's gonna be on You Tube). The long-haired dude was involved in a match involving two other guys that were no older than 18. After cutting open his own head by smashing a beer can on it, he proceeded to engage these kids in a pretty good match. One of the kids got thrown on to a bail of barbed-wire and got stuck (pretty bloody and took them a while to get him out). But the topper was when long-hair and one of the kids took the match about 100 feet away to a parked car in their yard. They got on top of this mid-90s T-Bird and the kid was able to body-slam long-hair THROUGH the rear windshield. Shattered that SOB and it was REAL. The long-hair was cut pretty badly and his "old lady" was visibly pissed when she said "dammit, that car still runs". People gathered to look at and take pictures of the lacerations on the guy's arm, while one of his cohorts drove up an old Bronco to take him to the emergency room. We decided the match was over and headed to the car, and some teen-age kids asked us if we were glad we stopped by. What a question. Just a quck vacation into White Trashville.
I solemnly pledge never to speak ill of Iowa again. That story is awesome. Were they able to salvage the NO FEAR decal from the shattered rear windshield?
I think that sticker was on the bumper. Dented the shit out of the hood and trunk in addition. I'm just pissed that I had my phone with me and didn't take pictures. I'm thinking there might be a Labor Day Weekend rematch, though...
For anyone that doesn't have Funny Or Die blocked, check this out:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bb7da4c0e4
Quote from: Dave B on August 25, 2008, 08:30:15 AM
Quote from: RV on August 25, 2008, 08:11:06 AM
Quote from: Dave B on August 25, 2008, 08:02:34 AM
Here's a classic that I'm sure will be on You Tube soon (if not already). Yesterday afternoon (Sunday 8/24), I was returning to my parents' home to drop off my dad after watching a minor league baseball game. On the corner of a highway a couple of blocks from their house was a sign with "x b w" on it and an arrow pointing south. Some earlier investigation into the meaning of this sign had revealed a backyard with a regulation-size boxing/wrestling ring in it. I found out that "x b w" stood for "extreme backyard wrestling". I quickly phoned some buddies who were also returning from the game and we decided to check it out. We drove through the alley and some long-haired dude yelled "Are you coming in to check out the show because it's time for the main event". We decided to give it a look and we joined about 50 people ranging in ages from 4 to 50. What we saw was 30 minutes of crazy shit. There was entrance music, a female ref, and even a bell, and some girl was filming it (which means it's gonna be on You Tube). The long-haired dude was involved in a match involving two other guys that were no older than 18. After cutting open his own head by smashing a beer can on it, he proceeded to engage these kids in a pretty good match. One of the kids got thrown on to a bail of barbed-wire and got stuck (pretty bloody and took them a while to get him out). But the topper was when long-hair and one of the kids took the match about 100 feet away to a parked car in their yard. They got on top of this mid-90s T-Bird and the kid was able to body-slam long-hair THROUGH the rear windshield. Shattered that SOB and it was REAL. The long-hair was cut pretty badly and his "old lady" was visibly pissed when she said "dammit, that car still runs". People gathered to look at and take pictures of the lacerations on the guy's arm, while one of his cohorts drove up an old Bronco to take him to the emergency room. We decided the match was over and headed to the car, and some teen-age kids asked us if we were glad we stopped by. What a question. Just a quck vacation into White Trashville.
I solemnly pledge never to speak ill of Iowa again. That story is awesome. Were they able to salvage the NO FEAR decal from the shattered rear windshield?
I think that sticker was on the bumper. Dented the shit out of the hood and trunk in addition. I'm just pissed that I had my phone with me and didn't take pictures. I'm thinking there might be a Labor Day Weekend rematch, though...
I know what I'll be doing Friday night. Cruising around eastern Iowa wearing my Sandman t-shirt looking for a little 'x b w', baby.
Thank god the Asians love their video games so much, because this is awe----wait for it-----some!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ca5ae165e
Quote from: Dan on August 22, 2008, 12:10:35 AM
Here's some olympic bloopers.
my favorite is the "vault" at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc)
I thought it was going to include this video that was forwarded to me about 3 times in the past week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 28, 2008, 12:19:09 AM
Quote from: Dan on August 22, 2008, 12:10:35 AM
Here's some olympic bloopers.
my favorite is the "vault" at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc)
I thought it was going to include this video that was forwarded to me about 3 times in the past week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA
It makes Shawn Johnson's taco pop. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8)
Not sure if anyone saw this when it came on during the Giants/Redskins game, but I thought it was pretty good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNUCsUUaevk
I think they're finally doing it for honest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ie-Dz4LbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZW28L4deo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyqZszCyU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyqZszCyU&feature=related)
Quote from: Jon on September 07, 2008, 10:03:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZW28L4deo
Upon rewatching this, I thought I heard the man say,"Just the tip."
Quote from: Fork on September 07, 2008, 10:55:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyqZszCyU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyqZszCyU&feature=related)
I think my favorite part is how O'Dell falls back on his huckster training before realizing that QVC/HSN probably couldn't give the things away after what just happened.
Failblog's related videos are pretty awesome too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzB8nWKzvg&feature=related
Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 07, 2008, 01:43:36 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 07, 2008, 10:55:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyqZszCyU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyqZszCyU&feature=related)
I think my favorite part is how O'Dell falls back on his huckster training before realizing that QVC/HSN probably couldn't give the things away after what just happened.
Failblog's related videos are pretty awesome too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzB8nWKzvg&feature=related
My girlfriend cracks up at the part where the credit card info pops up RIGHT at the end.
To honor America...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzB8nWKzvg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzB8nWKzvg&feature=related)
Quote from: Fork on September 07, 2008, 05:33:29 PM
To honor America...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzB8nWKzvg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzB8nWKzvg&feature=related)
What so proudly we failed...
Via Deadspin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36uH_EUM7yk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36uH_EUM7yk)
http://www.pwnordie.com/videos/54048b28df
DPD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVhEprAlBgY
Do you really now how your email magically appears on your computer?
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on September 10, 2008, 08:05:18 AM
DPD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVhEprAlBgY
Do you really now how your email magically appears on your computer?
So if I magically type in a certain website's URL, then I'll magically be able to see them taking their clothes off for money right?
The fat kid from Stand by Me makes with the funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-zrUc4VoA&feature=related
I really would have liked to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this fight scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY).
*THAR BE SPOILERS AHEAD
"...and then he loses his OTHER eye on a giant metal hook..."
Also, how in the world do you guys get the "spoiler" tag to work?
This (http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html) (NSFW for language) is not YouTube, but I didn't know where else to put it. Some people are really fucking weird.
A disquisition on the neti pot. It fails to bring the Hampton Grease Band into the equation, but still.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA
Quote from: Kerm on September 17, 2008, 11:47:37 AM
Also, how in the world do you guys get the "spoiler" tag to work?
Like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYgtUvgYi8U&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYgtUvgYi8U&feature=related)
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on September 15, 2008, 10:08:54 AM
The fat kid from Stand by Me makes with the funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-zrUc4VoA&feature=related
You can always count on MADtv to take a subject with golden comedic potential and turn it into a completely unfunny waste of three minutes...
QuoteI really would have liked to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this fight scene.
That's better. Laughed my ass off at that.
Some dude with a Keith Olbermann impression. Pretty darn good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4llHNTMZjE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieFEKP52igc
This (http://view.break.com/577249) is pretend SFW, but it's really probably NSFW.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/specialty_clips/santinocasa0821_?zone=raw_santinomarella
i didnt really know where to put this but it was really weird and a video so i figured this would work
Is this a commonplace of popular culture (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bP5rqG2CFc)? I'm trying to figure out why fox.com is ponying it up with the "Kitchen Nightmares" reruns, and I'm guessing very bad geolocation, but it wouldn't be the first time I was "out of touch."
Quote from: Wheezer on September 27, 2008, 06:02:51 AM
Is this a commonplace of popular culture (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bP5rqG2CFc)? I'm trying to figure out why fox.com is ponying it up with the "Kitchen Nightmares" reruns, and I'm guessing very bad geolocation, but it wouldn't be the first time I was "out of touch."
1. Women like chocolate
2. Man uses some chocolate cologne
3. ???????
4. Profit.
oh poon, your such a /b/tard.
Quote from: Poon on September 27, 2008, 11:08:26 AM
1. Women like chocolate
2. Man uses some chocolate cologne
3. ???????
4. Profit.
Yah, but it's gotta be bad geolocation. As far as I can tell, Unilever has only started marketing this in the US, in the Los Angeles vicinity, and my /29 used to live in Colorado.
Unilever Hindustan seems to have run into some trouble with this one, by the way. They must be pulling out a Risk board in meetings. The last step would then be to connect Albert Lamorisse with Allen Toussaint. Gematria, perhaps.
Quote from: CP on September 26, 2008, 07:57:55 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/specialty_clips/santinocasa0821_?zone=raw_santinomarella
i didnt really know where to put this but it was really weird and a video so i figured this would work
Fro dog?
Quote from: Thrillho on September 27, 2008, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on September 27, 2008, 12:20:37 PM
oh poon, your such a /b/tard.
The jig is up?
Caledonia, Caledonia, what makes your big head so hard?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3viQHsBFc4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3viQHsBFc4&feature=related)
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on September 27, 2008, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on September 27, 2008, 12:20:37 PM
oh poon, your such a /b/tard.
The jig is up?
Caledonia, Caledonia, what makes your big head so hard?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3viQHsBFc4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3viQHsBFc4&feature=related)
Yes! No no no no no no yes, no no no no no no yes, no no yes, no no no no no no no no no no YES!
Most unintentionally hilarious rap video ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsXyg1pSw1c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsXyg1pSw1c)
note the incorrect grammar in the song's title.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131698370 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131698370)
Quote from: TRSlyder on September 28, 2008, 10:22:57 AM
Most unintentionally hilarious rap video ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsXyg1pSw1c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsXyg1pSw1c)
note the incorrect grammar in the song's title.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131698370 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131698370)
Unintentionally hilarious or not, that is some hook. I saw that video while channel surfing in the middle of the night years ago, and drove my wife crazy singing it over and over for about a month after that. It is probably going to be stuck in my head again now.
A-ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 07, 2008, 08:25:31 AM
A-ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
That is legen...wait for it...dary! Legendary!
I really hope some more stuff like that pops up. But then I'll hate it in a few months when there's a shitty one for every music video ever made. But that's cool, I'm living in the moment now.
DPD
I'll never understand Eddie Vedder...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 07, 2008, 08:25:31 AM
A-ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
I must admit, "this guy's gonna get an assfull of pipe wrench" made me laugh out loud. Very quietly. My son was asleep next to me.
No. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s)
Awesome.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=147_1223108811
Quote from: Thrillho on October 11, 2008, 09:35:58 PM
Awesome.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=147_1223108811
JI approves
My financial adviser/friend of our family emailed this to me. He decided to express his apologies to me and all Cubs fans for this year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vfFsT23fFg
Hall & Oates' Sara Smile, rededicated to Sarah Palin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np8IAoP8B4M
So much more (http://www.lloydmarcus.net/)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD82q1ZYa44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqZUe_EiqDY
Winnebago Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ
I'm not sure what this video is about, but I know there's Hayden Panettiere and how she gets fucked or something...that's all that matters:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 09:15:14 PM
I'm not sure what this video is about, but I know there's Hayden Panettiere and how she gets fucked or something...that's all that matters:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d
Is she even old enough to vote?
Quote from: PenFoe on October 14, 2008, 09:53:26 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 09:15:14 PM
I'm not sure what this video is about, but I know there's Hayden Panettiere and how she gets fucked or something...that's all that matters:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d
Is she even old enough to vote?
If she's not, then she isn't old enough to be naked. I don't want to live in that world.
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 10:13:36 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 14, 2008, 09:53:26 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 09:15:14 PM
I'm not sure what this video is about, but I know there's Hayden Panettiere and how she gets fucked or something...that's all that matters:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d
Is she even old enough to vote?
If she's not, then she isn't old enough to be naked. I don't want to live in that world.
You make a compelling argument.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 14, 2008, 10:16:37 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 10:13:36 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 14, 2008, 09:53:26 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 09:15:14 PM
I'm not sure what this video is about, but I know there's Hayden Panettiere and how she gets fucked or something...that's all that matters:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d
Is she even old enough to vote?
If she's not, then she isn't old enough to be naked. I don't want to live in that world.
You make a compelling argument.
DOB: August 21, 1989 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayden_Panettiere).
Congratulations...
You're We're legally not creepy at all.
Quote from: Thrillho on October 14, 2008, 11:37:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 14, 2008, 10:16:37 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 10:13:36 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 14, 2008, 09:53:26 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 14, 2008, 09:15:14 PM
I'm not sure what this video is about, but I know there's Hayden Panettiere and how she gets fucked or something...that's all that matters:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/df8d1f5b7d
Is she even old enough to vote?
If she's not, then she isn't old enough to be naked. I don't want to live in that world.
You make a compelling argument.
DOB: August 21, 1989 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayden_Panettiere).
Congratulations... You're We're legally not creepy at all.
Meh. Too old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=578_1224094787
Now we're talkin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg
Quote from: Wheezer on October 17, 2008, 01:43:54 AM
Now we're talkin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg
Wheezer, that was just... incredible. I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
Well done.
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtI-oFOhE8), but so full of awesome.
Quote from: Kerm on October 17, 2008, 04:45:39 PM
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtI-oFOhE8), but so full of awesome.
Is it wrong that I saw that in the theater?
Quote from: Fork on October 17, 2008, 04:50:08 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 17, 2008, 04:45:39 PM
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtI-oFOhE8), but so full of awesome.
Is it wrong that I saw that in the theater?
If you saw that trailer, you would be a horse's ass NOT to see that in the theater.
Quote from: Kerm on October 17, 2008, 05:08:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 17, 2008, 04:50:08 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 17, 2008, 04:45:39 PM
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtI-oFOhE8), but so full of awesome.
Is it wrong that I saw that in the theater?
If you saw that trailer, you would be a horse's ass NOT to see that in the theater.
I think I saw EVERY Rudy Ray Moore movie in the Theatre. The Uptown Theatre, to be precise.
Sigh. Where's Rita Tushingham when Liberty really needs her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng2Ls4OA2k4
TERRY TATE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ)
Quote from: 5laky on October 18, 2008, 10:03:31 AM
TERRY TATE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ)
Slaky wins teh Internet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etqVnea3PwY
It doesn't fully come to a boil until ~2:05, stage center right dagnabit.
Ryan Braun and Marisa Miller in a commercial for Remington.
http://theangryt.com/?p=1147
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2008, 03:38:08 PM
Ryan Braun and Marisa Miller in a commercial for Remington.
http://theangryt.com/?p=1147
Good Lord is she hot. And if Marisa in shorty shorts isn't enough to interest you, there's also a man getting hit in the groin with a ball.
Quote from: Kerm on October 27, 2008, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2008, 03:38:08 PM
Ryan Braun and Marisa Miller in a commercial for Remington.
http://theangryt.com/?p=1147
Good Lord is she hot. And if Marisa in shorty shorts isn't enough to interest you, there's also a man getting hit in the groin with a ball.
I can't watch it at work, so please tell me that man is George C. Scott.
Quote from: CT II on October 27, 2008, 04:24:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 27, 2008, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2008, 03:38:08 PM
Ryan Braun and Marisa Miller in a commercial for Remington.
http://theangryt.com/?p=1147
Good Lord is she hot. And if Marisa in shorty shorts isn't enough to interest you, there's also a man getting hit in the groin with a ball.
I can't watch it at work, so please tell me that man is George C. Scott Hans Moleman.
Cartoon'd.
Quote from: Oleg on October 27, 2008, 04:31:36 PM
Quote from: CT II on October 27, 2008, 04:24:35 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 27, 2008, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2008, 03:38:08 PM
Ryan Braun and Marisa Miller in a commercial for Remington.
http://theangryt.com/?p=1147
Good Lord is she hot. And if Marisa in shorty shorts isn't enough to interest you, there's also a man getting hit in the groin with a ball.
I can't watch it at work, so please tell me that man is George C. Scott Hans Moleman George C. Scott.
Cartoon'd.
Ah, mah groin!'d
(http://i35.tinypic.com/29w693m.jpg)
Finally, a competition where TDubbs can really show off his skills:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6c4cc32cee
Actually a pretty amusing Rick Roll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI).
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2008, 03:38:08 PM
Ryan Braun and Marisa Miller in a commercial for Remington.
http://theangryt.com/?p=1147
Intrepid reader: WeebsI find this implausible, as they should have walked Braun with first base open.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_h7Lm7C9Nk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06CvUjLgK5g
Sorry, I'm new to posting, but I figured I had a few things to add.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810028921/video/10133660
Quote from: BillyLikesSoda on October 28, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
Sorry, I'm new to posting, but I figured I had a few things to add.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810028921/video/10133660
Shut up Paul, you're a triple posting douche.
Quote from: BillyLikesSoda on October 28, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
Sorry, I'm new to posting, but I figured I had a few things to add.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810028921/video/10133660
Sap, y'all...DANG!
God damn it Billy Francis Kopecky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yICYl3szjKk)!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVh75ylAUXY
And you guys don't like John Mayer.....
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/611387370c/makin-music-with-john-mayer-from-john-mayer-judd-apatow-kristen-bell-gerrybednob-ian-roberts-and-cohenobrien
Quote from: Weebs on November 02, 2008, 10:51:59 PM
And you guys don't like John Mayer.....
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/611387370c/makin-music-with-john-mayer-from-john-mayer-judd-apatow-kristen-bell-gerrybednob-ian-roberts-and-cohenobrien
John Mayer is cool. His music is awful. Even Kristin Bell thinks so, and she's always right.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull
"I don't have to quote statistics for you. We've all heard the stories on the news."
Whatever became of the the OPR Act of 2007 anyways?
They finally made a video of TDubbs and IAN's bromance:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fe1c56e87b/rob-corddry-has-a-broner-from-fod-team-and-rob-corddry
Quote from: Weebs on November 06, 2008, 06:43:49 PM
They finally made a video of TDubbs and IAN's bromance:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fe1c56e87b/rob-corddry-has-a-broner-from-fod-team-and-rob-corddry
BRONERTIME!!!
I hesitate to draw analogies.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377
Skittles commercials. The first one is unbelievably disturbing. And I don't think the third one is an actual commercial. Because it sucks.
http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/ (http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/)
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 07:22:38 AM
Skittles commercials. The first one is unbelievably disturbing. And I don't think the third one is an actual commercial. Because it sucks.
http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/ (http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/)
I've actually been watching this one. It came to my attention a few days ago via the SSM Jack Links
TM Hot Links Forum.
Gold.
Quote from: 5laky on November 13, 2008, 08:50:05 AM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 07:22:38 AM
Skittles commercials. The first one is unbelievably disturbing. And I don't think the third one is an actual commercial. Because it sucks.
http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/ (http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/)
I've actually been watching this one. It came to my attention a few days ago via the SSM Jack LinksTM Hot Links Forum.
Gold.
Number 1 is just downright creepy. Guh.
Number 3 is clearly fake and a parody.
Number 4 is the only one I've actually seen on TV, though it wasn't apparently the full-length version, as it lacked Tim's macabre reflection on the man he met on the bus who will "never see his family again."
What I really want to talk about, though, is Number 2: Chocolate Skittles. Anybody had these?
I have. And they're exactly as gross as you'd imagine.
Quote from: Thrillho on November 13, 2008, 10:42:46 AM
Quote from: 5laky on November 13, 2008, 08:50:05 AM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 07:22:38 AM
Skittles commercials. The first one is unbelievably disturbing. And I don't think the third one is an actual commercial. Because it sucks.
http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/ (http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/)
I've actually been watching this one. It came to my attention a few days ago via the SSM Jack LinksTM Hot Links Forum.
Gold.
Number 1 is just downright creepy. Guh.
Number 3 is clearly fake and a parody.
Number 4 is the only one I've actually seen on TV, though it wasn't apparently the full-length version, as it lacked Tim's macabre reflection on the man he met on the bus who will "never see his family again."
What I really want to talk about, though, is Number 2: Chocolate Skittles. Anybody had these?
I have. And they're exactly as gross as you'd imagine.
Chocolate Skittles are terrible. Just trrble. And no, Kerm, I wasn't eating M&Ms or anything like that.
Quote from: TDubbs on November 13, 2008, 10:52:07 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on November 13, 2008, 10:42:46 AM
Quote from: 5laky on November 13, 2008, 08:50:05 AM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 07:22:38 AM
Skittles commercials. The first one is unbelievably disturbing. And I don't think the third one is an actual commercial. Because it sucks.
http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/ (http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/)
I've actually been watching this one. It came to my attention a few days ago via the SSM Jack LinksTM Hot Links Forum.
Gold.
Number 1 is just downright creepy. Guh.
Number 3 is clearly fake and a parody.
Number 4 is the only one I've actually seen on TV, though it wasn't apparently the full-length version, as it lacked Tim's macabre reflection on the man he met on the bus who will "never see his family again."
What I really want to talk about, though, is Number 2: Chocolate Skittles. Anybody had these?
I have. And they're exactly as gross as you'd imagine.
Chocolate Skittles are terrible. Just trrble. And no, Kerm, I wasn't eating M&Ms or anything like that.
Agreed. Holy crap, these are awful pellets of shit. Never, ever buy these.
Quote from: 5laky on November 13, 2008, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 13, 2008, 10:52:07 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on November 13, 2008, 10:42:46 AM
Quote from: 5laky on November 13, 2008, 08:50:05 AM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 07:22:38 AM
Skittles commercials. The first one is unbelievably disturbing. And I don't think the third one is an actual commercial. Because it sucks.
http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/ (http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/12/the-top-5-weirdest-skittles-videos/)
I've actually been watching this one. It came to my attention a few days ago via the SSM Jack LinksTM Hot Links Forum.
Gold.
Number 1 is just downright creepy. Guh.
Number 3 is clearly fake and a parody.
Number 4 is the only one I've actually seen on TV, though it wasn't apparently the full-length version, as it lacked Tim's macabre reflection on the man he met on the bus who will "never see his family again."
What I really want to talk about, though, is Number 2: Chocolate Skittles. Anybody had these?
I have. And they're exactly as gross as you'd imagine.
Chocolate Skittles are terrible. Just trrble. And no, Kerm, I wasn't eating M&Ms or anything like that.
Agreed. Holy crap, these are awful pellets of shit. Never, ever buy these.
As opposed to the terrific tasting pellets of shit.
Somehow, the compelling "Brother Love" mix on Hot August Night left me completely in the dark as to what this was really about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ73Dc0pC8M
[Edit.--The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour? The bug at lower right I find perplexing.]
[Edit 2.--Man, them's some silky sideburns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oSQn20V0m0).]
[Edit 3.--Oh, dear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKodIRDGkw).]
Credit goes to friend of mine from Tufts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovBICKDlU3M
Credit goes to Chuck Norris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE
This video is pretty incredible. I'm sure it's mostly done in post-editing, but still:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlMYWuGUZlM&eurl=
Quote from: Weebs on November 20, 2008, 07:13:23 AM
This video is pretty incredible. I'm sure it's mostly done in post-editing, but still:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlMYWuGUZlM&eurl=
Along those same lines....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5apae2h4UWQ
DPD.
Not only are black cats bad luck, they also have bad luck.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LAn2UFXSsgw
Stew and a few of his buddies ruin church (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Old-Men-Drop-Church-Statue-519910.html).
Quote from: Kerm on November 21, 2008, 04:43:19 PM
Stew and a few of his buddies ruin church (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Old-Men-Drop-Church-Statue-519910.html).
How many years of bad luck is that?
Quote from: Furious George on November 21, 2008, 05:13:00 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 21, 2008, 04:43:19 PM
Stew and a few of his buddies ruin church (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Old-Men-Drop-Church-Statue-519910.html).
How many years of bad luck is that?
Does it matter? How many years could they possibly have left?
Anyhow, one more (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5fTfv7SCi0).
Insider video of NSBB when the news broke that Kerry Wood wasn't coming back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxzIamlzoA
Has anyone stumbled across this yet?
http://www.thisismymilwaukee.com/
It's a ten minute video, but believe me it's worth your time to watch the entire thing. So bizarre.
It's obviously not Milwaukee and might part of some alternate reality game. But I have no idea. I spent a good two hours reading about this on various forums - further proving I have no life.
Anyway, watch the video.
Top Gun is back!:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5f2f10d362/snl-top-gun-727-featuring-val-kilmer-will-ferrell-from-dr-disturbed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM
Patent pending!
DPD.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MontyPython
QuoteFor 3 years you YouTubers have been ripping us off, taking tens of thousands of our videos and putting them on YouTube. Now the tables are turned. It's time for us to take matters into our own hands.
We know who you are, we know where you live and we could come after you in ways too horrible to tell. But being the extraordinarily nice chaps we are, we've figured a better way to get our own back: We've launched our own Monty Python channel on YouTube.
No more of those crap quality videos you've been posting. We're giving you the real thing - HQ videos delivered straight from our vault.
What's more, we're taking our most viewed clips and uploading brand new HQ versions. And what's even more, we're letting you see absolutely everything for free. So there!
But we want something in return.
None of your driveling, mindless comments. Instead, we want you to click on the links, buy our movies & TV shows and soften our pain and disgust at being ripped off all these years.
Quote from: Furious George on November 24, 2008, 10:44:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM
Patent pending!
Great soundtrack! I imagine this might be the kind of music JD schools fools in men's beach volleyball with.
QuoteNOW IS THE TIME TO INVEST.
Quote from: Furious George on November 24, 2008, 10:44:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM
Patent pending!
I couldn't understand the thought process behind such a completely unnecessary device, so I tried to put myself in Alex Astilean's shoes. My brain hurts a whole lot now, but my calves got a killer burn.
Quote from: Simmer on November 25, 2008, 12:22:57 AM
Great soundtrack!
I particularly like the mellow guitar break-down in the middle.
Positively oozes soul.
Quote from: Kerm on November 21, 2008, 04:43:19 PM
Stew and a few of his buddies ruin church (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Old-Men-Drop-Church-Statue-519910.html).
Nobody ruins church like Richard Burton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui3kgrigO1c).
Gabby, UP! All Night!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SrkoLzmtiI
Welcome to the muthafuckin' TNG.
http://thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/startrek.html
DPD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKAXyGEslyg&feature=related
Don't know if anyone here is that big a fan of The Colbert Report, but this video and the rest in the series (I think there's 5 of them) are pretty fascinating. It's weird seeing him out of character, but he goes into how he got started in comedy, how he created his character, why he does what he does, etc. and it's some amazing stuff. I've always enjoyed his show, but I have a lot more respect for him as both a person and a comedian after watching these.
http://www.stufeiner.com/VideoLibrary/VideoPlayer/tabid/111/VideoId/403/Stu-Feiner-Daily-Video-1212008.aspx
This is NSFW due to the language. I think Stu may have lost betting on Tampa Bay vs. the Saints. It's subtle, but I can pick up the hints.
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3L1wnpVb8) was pretty damn funny.
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3L1wnpVb8) was pretty damn funny.
Off yet on topic: has anyone actually seen that movie? It's excellent.
Quote from: 5laky on December 05, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3L1wnpVb8) was pretty damn funny.
Off yet on topic: has anyone actually seen that movie? It's excellent.
I just read the Wikipedia entry on it.
Obviously well made and acted but Christ, not exactly uplifting.
Quote from: flannj on December 05, 2008, 11:57:52 AM
Quote from: 5laky on December 05, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3L1wnpVb8) was pretty damn funny.
Off yet on topic: has anyone actually seen that movie? It's excellent.
I just read the Wikipedia entry on it.
Obviously well made and acted but Christ, not exactly uplifting.
They should have made it a musical.
Quote from: 5laky on December 05, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3L1wnpVb8) was pretty damn funny.
Off yet on topic: has anyone actually seen that movie? It's excellent.
Yes, and as we had a German version, I had to watch it without English subtitles. That was hard work.
Nice clip, though - worth watching just to see Der Fuehrer say "Jings! Crivens!".
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 11:59:02 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 05, 2008, 11:57:52 AM
Quote from: 5laky on December 05, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3L1wnpVb8) was pretty damn funny.
Off yet on topic: has anyone actually seen that movie? It's excellent.
I just read the Wikipedia entry on it.
Obviously well made and acted but Christ, not exactly uplifting.
They should have made it a musical.
What a great idea. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGp0hCxSg98)
Quote from: flannj on December 05, 2008, 12:41:03 PM
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 11:59:02 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 05, 2008, 11:57:52 AM
Quote from: 5laky on December 05, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3L1wnpVb8) was pretty damn funny.
Off yet on topic: has anyone actually seen that movie? It's excellent.
I just read the Wikipedia entry on it.
Obviously well made and acted but Christ, not exactly uplifting.
They should have made it a musical.
What a great idea. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGp0hCxSg98)
This is a bit more like it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Uaml0iEmw)
Or, if you want more uplifting... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCJTR3XeiAc&feature=related)
I find surprising the number of cockatiel Andy Griffith theme renditions available (e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhvw1e0t63M ; perhaps not the most skillful of the bunch, but determined).
P.S. Oh, well. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc9JdaKHEsM)
Frank. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAPVxHNPN6s&feature=related)
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 24, 2008, 09:15:36 AM
Insider video of NSBB when the news broke that Kerry Wood wasn't coming back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxzIamlzoA
I don't usually browse through this thread... This video is GOLDEN.
Have you ever seen a Korean baseball fight? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7D8aDp3RUs) I mean really? This is inexplicable. It's like a flash mob. It seems too choreographed to be real. It is awesome. My life is infinitely better for having seen it.
Jizz In My Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)
Quote from: 5laky on December 11, 2008, 09:36:44 PM
Have you ever seen a Korean baseball fight? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7D8aDp3RUs) I mean really? This is inexplicable. It's like a flash mob. It seems too choreographed to be real. It is awesome. My life is infinitely better for having seen it.
닭싸움. Perhaps both choreographed and real.
(http://cdn-aki.vmixcore.com/61/5823/25/46638781/257/61/466/50b4811f69896d66bd76dbd63a6396c4.jpg)
Well, Rod, you've been a very bad boy this year. You've been so bad that coal would be too nice. Instead, I'm giving you gift certificates (http://www.fuzzymemories.tv/screen.php?c=1863&p=2) to watch the 1980 Cubs! (http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHC/1980.shtml)
Quote from: TJ on December 13, 2008, 05:55:53 PM
(http://cdn-aki.vmixcore.com/61/5823/25/46638781/257/61/466/50b4811f69896d66bd76dbd63a6396c4.jpg)
Well, Rod, you've been a very bad boy this year. You've been so bad that coal would be too nice. Instead, I'm giving you gift certificates (http://www.fuzzymemories.tv/screen.php?c=1863&p=2) to watch the 1980 Cubs! (http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHC/1980.shtml)
This is outstanding. I dig Vince and Lou.
But Milo can go fuck himself.
Rather well done.
40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 minutes. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1893373)
Quote from: PenFoe on December 17, 2008, 05:50:59 PM
Rather well done.
40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 minutes. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1893373)
A Bud Kilmer "let's go, let's go" shy of perfection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWls-XGPK0E
I've never seen a bird killed during a curling match.
Quote from: Furious George on December 18, 2008, 06:36:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWls-XGPK0E
I've never seen a bird killed during a curling match.
Soccer is for teh gheys.
Quote from: Zed on December 19, 2008, 10:08:38 AM
Quote from: Furious George on December 18, 2008, 06:36:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWls-XGPK0E
I've never seen a bird killed during a curling match.
Soccer is for teh gheys.
Vicious gheys.
Quote from: 5laky on December 19, 2008, 05:01:31 PM
Quote from: Zed on December 19, 2008, 10:08:38 AM
Quote from: Furious George on December 18, 2008, 06:36:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWls-XGPK0E
I've never seen a bird killed during a curling match.
Soccer is for teh gheys.
Vicious gheys.
Is there any other kind? Catty, maybe.
Cross-posted from Mom's Basement because it's Mom's Basement and everybody hates Mom's Basement. This was well quoted when I was in High School.
You wanna buttfuck me? What, is that what you're lookin' for? That's what I thought. You got any reason for bein' on top of me? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHZJF04xDc)
EATIN' DINNER!
Quote from: ChuckD on December 21, 2008, 05:49:50 AM
Cross-posted from Mom's Basement because it's Mom's Basement and everybody hates Mom's Basement. This was well quoted when I was in High School.
You wanna buttfuck me? What, is that what you're lookin' for? That's what I thought. You got any reason for bein' on top of me? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHZJF04xDc)
EATIN' DINNER!
Excellent. That guy is quite alright with being Touched by a Janitor as long as the buttfucker has a good reason. But that Fag Cop crossed the line.
Quote from: RV on December 21, 2008, 10:20:47 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 21, 2008, 05:49:50 AM
Cross-posted from Mom's Basement because it's Mom's Basement and everybody hates Mom's Basement. This was well quoted when I was in High School.
You wanna buttfuck me? What, is that what you're lookin' for? That's what I thought. You got any reason for bein' on top of me? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHZJF04xDc)
EATIN' DINNER!
Excellent. That guy is quite alright with being Touched by a Janitor as long as the buttfucker has a good reason. But that Fag Cop crossed the line.
I'm just glad that this video was recorded in Hi-Fi.
Alea iacta est (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7tVFXV9w7w), indeed.
Eyetie TV hostess Sara Varone is a hell of a gal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfd_FwA-voU). (NSFW)
And if you'd like to see what that sweater meat looks like in the open air, I took the trouble of tracking down her 2009 calendar for you (http://www.calendariomania.com/HQ/Calendari_All/Sara_Varone_2009/index.html#) (also NSFW).
You're welcome.
Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2009, 07:31:25 AM
Eyetie TV hostess Sara Varone is a hell of a gal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfd_FwA-voU). (NSFW)
And if you'd like to see what that sweater meat looks like in the open air, I took the trouble of tracking down her 2009 calendar for you (http://www.calendariomania.com/HQ/Calendari_All/Sara_Varone_2009/index.html#) (also NSFW).
You're welcome.
The one with the bucket and rubber boots does remind me of something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eO0HRsAVzc).
Quote from: Wheezer on January 04, 2009, 08:07:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2009, 07:31:25 AM
Eyetie TV hostess Sara Varone is a hell of a gal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfd_FwA-voU). (NSFW)
And if you'd like to see what that sweater meat looks like in the open air, I took the trouble of tracking down her 2009 calendar for you (http://www.calendariomania.com/HQ/Calendari_All/Sara_Varone_2009/index.html#) (also NSFW).
You're welcome.
The one with the bucket and rubber boots does remind me of something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eO0HRsAVzc).
Yeah, but apparently
everything reminds you of that, Wheezer...
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 02:30:00 AM
Quote from: Cade on June 28, 2008, 11:13:53 PM
Quote from: berkeleycubfan on June 28, 2008, 10:56:33 PM
I'll be calling in for the Wake and Bake. The current Bay Area forecast calls for patchy smoke.
Your avatar is worthy of a call in to Famous Last Words.
Sorely underrated.
(http://www.david-carradine.com/images/shaolin.jpg)
[Edit.--I still would not like to be the man who invented Daylight Saving Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eO0HRsAVzc).]
Quote from: Furious George on January 04, 2009, 09:59:54 AM
Yeah, but apparently everything reminds you of that, Wheezer...
Whoops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGjh20w4_1g).
My apologies if we've done Indian Thriller on this thread yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6BN0NA5lB8
Quote from: 5laky on January 04, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
My apologies if we've done Indian Thriller on this thread yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6BN0NA5lB8
Only a couple of times...
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg105567#msg105567
Quote from: Furious George on January 04, 2009, 05:19:27 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 04, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
My apologies if we've done Indian Thriller on this thread yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6BN0NA5lB8
Only a couple of times...
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg105567#msg105567
That's it?
LARPers!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuYN_d66Lck
Sap, y'all... BIG DANG
Quote from: Furious George on January 05, 2009, 11:28:44 PM
LARPers!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuYN_d66Lck
Sap, y'all... BIG DANG
Uh oh, the weekly Mom's Basement LARP and Hawaiian Punch Parties are being recorded and put online?
Banned Ikea commercials:
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=7a5w7mltfr (http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=7a5w7mltfr)
Those wacky Swedes.
For those who hadn't heard, Check, Please is airing a never-before 2001 pilot that included Barack Obama. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oyTD6JGie0)
Here's another clip of him talking about the Dixie Kitchen in Hyde Park. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrbsdm3zDDw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)
Is that Justin Timberlake with a mop and bucket?
Quote from: Tonker on January 10, 2009, 03:17:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)
Is that Justin Timberlake with a mop and bucket?
Yes, it is. You've got a keen eye for the Prince of Bubblegum Pop, my foreign (internet) friend.
Quote from: JD on January 10, 2009, 04:12:53 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 10, 2009, 03:17:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)
Is that Justin Timberlake with a mop and bucket?
He's fucking hot.
Yes, it is. You've got a keen eye for the Prince of Bubblegum Pop, my foreign (internet) friend.
Truly, truly cringe-inducing. Posted for the high Trainwreck Factor content.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GIwFkIuP8
(P.S. - the "dad" and "love song writer" in this video are two of the Microsoft researchers who actually made this program)
Warning: If you can't stand cheesiness, do not watch this video. If you can laugh at it without letting it affect your will to live, proceed.
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on January 11, 2009, 01:48:26 AM
Truly, truly cringe-inducing. Posted for the high Trainwreck Factor content.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GIwFkIuP8
(P.S. - the "dad" and "love song writer" in this video are two of the Microsoft researchers who actually made this program)
Warning: If you can't stand cheesiness, do not watch this video. If you can laugh at it without letting it affect your will to live, proceed.
Please, Redmond, don't hurt 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmIDU8A8Nf0
They've been doing this shit for years...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEvPZUdAVI
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4915875929930836239
(The latter doesn't go full-on insane until just after the 7 minute mark.)
OK, I am finished now. Still, would like to send out one last plug for our brilliant right (should be left) fielder. The only site you ever need when completely pasted.
Lemme smell yo dick. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w)
Quote from: 5laky on January 12, 2009, 05:41:02 PM
Lemme smell yo dick. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w)
Careful, that's the closest thing to action
I some of these guys have had lately. You might be a little too popular friday night.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=256_1231790042
Oh......My........God.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqiH-rjFwIY
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 16, 2009, 01:40:10 PM
Oh......My........God.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqiH-rjFwIY
Is this being aired in the States?
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 16, 2009, 01:40:10 PM
Oh......My........God.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqiH-rjFwIY
I'm fucking crying.
Supposedly at the Phillies' World Series parade (not that that's particularly important) :
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890165 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890165)
Security cam video of the Hudson water landing (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9d_1232215032)
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on January 17, 2009, 04:33:33 PM
Security cam video of the Hudson water landing (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9d_1232215032)
Why are security camera videos always so blurry?
Isn't the whole point to be able to identify someone?
Quote from: PenFoe on January 19, 2009, 05:52:50 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on January 17, 2009, 04:33:33 PM
Security cam video of the Hudson water landing (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9d_1232215032)
Why are security camera videos always so blurry?
Isn't the whole point to be able to identify someone?
I'm guessing a combination of relatively low resolution sensor arrays, the imperfect focus of fixed-focus lenses, and the natural image quality trade-offs of noisier high-sensitivity sensors needed for relatively low light situations.
Quote from: Tank on January 19, 2009, 06:53:24 PM
I'm guessing a combination of relatively low resolution sensor arrays, the imperfect focus of fixed-focus lenses, and the natural image quality trade-offs of noisier high-sensitivity sensors needed for relatively low light situations.
Indeed, the recipe for a "perfect storm." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9diTrarFfI)
Quote from: Wheezer on January 20, 2009, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 19, 2009, 06:53:24 PM
I'm guessing a combination of relatively low resolution sensor arrays, the imperfect focus of fixed-focus lenses, and the natural image quality trade-offs of noisier high-sensitivity sensors needed for relatively low light situations.
Indeed, the recipe for a "perfect storm." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9diTrarFfI)
"Could make a nice commercial for Reese's Puffs."
No doubt.
If General Mills is shooting for a creepily martial Aryan-American moppet vibe, that is.
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
If General Mills is shooting for a creepily martial Aryan-American moppet vibe, that is.
Typographically, I wouldn't rule this possibility out. Unusual display ligatures don't exactly come from nowhere.
Quote from: Wheezer on January 20, 2009, 01:50:14 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
If General Mills is shooting for a creepily martial Aryan-American moppet vibe, that is.
Typographically, I wouldn't rule this possibility out. Unusual display ligatures don't exactly come from nowhere.
Sure, but the Nazis had boners for blackletter (at least until they decided it was too Jewish). I'm thinking wacky sans-serif ligatures were more the domain of those Bauhaus fellas, and firmly on the "entartete" side of the Teutonic ledger.
Werner Erhard, Bunsen Honeydew.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJp2a9_BHss)
Wait...what?
I don't think "Fisting" means what you think it means. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgtN-CtU_BU)
Craig Stadler rubs one out in public. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d97_1233010201)
DPD for funnier and less disturbing.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898322
http://i.gizmodo.com/5129613/david-lee-roth-%252B-microsoft-songsmith--pure-horror?autoplay=true
Safe for work, but I'm not sure how safe it is for your ears. Wow.
Quote from: Zed on February 03, 2009, 07:05:02 AM
http://i.gizmodo.com/5129613/david-lee-roth-%252B-microsoft-songsmith--pure-horror?autoplay=true
Safe for work, but I'm not sure how safe it is for your ears. Wow.
The vocals alone are pretty fun...
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DG/runnin_with%20the_devil.mp3
Who beefed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTe7vEh8pPw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTe7vEh8pPw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlXh8RvvcuI
If they're such great engineers, how come they can't design a chair that doesn't spontaneously fall apart without someone so much as breathing on it?
WGN's finest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&hl=pt&v=S7ehlw_phys&gl=BR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&feature=channel
Language is NSFW. Nor is the mermaid.
I'm not sure what sport these "Florida Panthers" play but I like the cut of their announcer's jib.
http://apartment718.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/and-i-draw-ding-dongs-on-people/ (http://apartment718.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/and-i-draw-ding-dongs-on-people/)
"Soeur Sourire" holds a most noticeable position in the Drake-Chenault Time Sweep. I somehow seem to mave missed the follow-up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uJLAhZU95E) so far.
(The original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUzY-W2klT4) speaks for itself.)
Quote from: Wheezer on February 14, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
"Soeur Sourire" holds a most noticeable position in the Drake-Chenault Time Sweep. I somehow seem to mave missed the follow-up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uJLAhZU95E) so far.
(The original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUzY-W2klT4) speaks for itself.)
What is wrong with you?
Just discovered this bit of brilliance this week - all 6 episodes are on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjmJWVc1RGY
Quote from: Joe on February 14, 2009, 10:21:12 PM
Just discovered this bit of brilliance this week - all 6 episodes are on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjmJWVc1RGY
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place is a stroke of genius. I know what I'm doing for the next couple of hours.
Quote from: TDubbs on February 14, 2009, 04:47:00 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 14, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
"Soeur Sourire" holds a most noticeable position in the Drake-Chenault Time Sweep. I somehow seem to mave missed the follow-up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uJLAhZU95E) so far.
(The original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUzY-W2klT4) speaks for itself.)
What is wrong with you?
That's rhetorical, right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU)? Right (http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/30/foer.php)?
Quote from: Wheezer on February 15, 2009, 11:50:43 AM
Right (http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/30/foer.php)?
Two things came to mind:
1. That was an extremely fascinating article.
2. That guy has Steatopygia.
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6786/siffrescalewm3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Because I like you guys more than you like me, I'm giving you this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKyfaU1Sijc
You're welcome.
This tickles me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3Vsbsb33Q&feature=channel
Quote from: CBStew on February 22, 2009, 12:55:28 AM
This tickles me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3Vsbsb33Q&feature=channel
It would be fantastic done in Tongan.
Quote from: CBStew on February 22, 2009, 12:55:28 AM
This tickles me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3Vsbsb33Q&feature=channel
I was actually considering shaving mine off today.
Now I won't.
Thanks Stew.
This is very cool.
http://thru-you.com/?# (http://thru-you.com/?#)
Quote from: flannj on February 22, 2009, 01:30:54 AM
Quote from: CBStew on February 22, 2009, 12:55:28 AM
This tickles me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3Vsbsb33Q&feature=channel
I was actually considering shaving mine off today.
Now I won't.
Thanks Stew.
Don't do it! I have an excellent beard right now. A couple more weeks and there will be wildlife living in there.
Quote from: Slakee on March 11, 2009, 08:45:17 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 22, 2009, 01:30:54 AM
Quote from: CBStew on February 22, 2009, 12:55:28 AM
This tickles me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3Vsbsb33Q&feature=channel
I was actually considering shaving mine off today.
Now I won't.
Thanks Stew.
Don't do it! I have an excellent beard right now. A couple more weeks and there will be wildlife living in there.
I'm keeping it.
Given the current economic climate I figure it's a good headstart for my soon to be homeless lifestyle.
Me and Ronnie Woo Woo, we'll be buds.
I don't have sound at work, so someone please watch THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGM5iuVLPA) and let me know if it's as pathetic as I hope it is.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on March 11, 2009, 01:30:02 PM
I don't have sound at work, so someone please watch THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGM5iuVLPA) and let me know if it's as pathetic as I hope it is.
Yes. Maybe more so.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on March 11, 2009, 01:30:02 PM
I don't have sound at work, so someone please watch THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGM5iuVLPA) and let me know if it's as pathetic as I hope it is.
Mostly it's just pointless.
Home video from some chick's birthday party. Things get a little out of hand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqPiIMJLFP8
Quote from: Tank on March 13, 2009, 01:11:08 PM
Home video from some chick's birthday party. Things get a little out of hand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqPiIMJLFP8
That chick dancing at the beginning has an awesome body. And the rest of the clip was good, too.
This probably deserves its own thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpuXfcx0pRU
Quote from: RockTheIvy on March 15, 2009, 07:00:06 AM
This probably deserves its own thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpuXfcx0pRU
Royko probably deserves his own category
Garbage Day! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k)
Japanese library. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ms-n7xmoWg)
Bad Smell Air looks way worse than Slapping Machine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzwxmy1TWNM
So much better than that Hilton version.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 29, 2009, 05:16:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzwxmy1TWNM
So much better than that Hilton version.
Dateline 2002 February 13:
QuoteThe Carl's Jr. "nuggets" ad that aired in California in January and part of February is off the air, according to CKE Restaurants, the parent company of Carl's Jr., a fast food franchise in CA. The ad showed a group of men dressed as scientists examining a live chicken, looking for her "nuggets." One of them took off his glove and said, "They're not here either," implying an anal search for nuggets. A Los Angeles Times article about UPC's campaign to get rid of the ad ("What if Someone Went Looking for Your Nuggets?" by Dana Parsons, Jan. 16) quoted UPC President Karen Davis, "When someone's poking around your body and sniffing around, looking under your tail, wing and treating this bird's body derisively . . . that's our objection."
[Edit.--A more direct press release: http://www.upc-online.org/020117nr_carls_nugget_ad.html ]
[Edit 2.--Of course, who could forget this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4re6nCobcY)? Perhaps only those who can't forget "Nathaniel Bar-Jonah (http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/nathaniel_bar_jonah/19.html)"?
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/nathaniel_bar_jonah/Bar-Jonah-worked-Hardees200.jpg)
"I think I've tasted every flavor imaginable," says Padma!]
[Edit 3.--Stunningly, "luciferian masons" plus "Hardees" is a Googlewhack.]
Quote from: Wheezer on March 29, 2009, 06:50:32 AM
[Edit 3.--Stunningly, "luciferian masons" plus "Hardees" is a Googlewhack.]
It's three words, though, so it doesn't count.
Ahirmic Hardee's (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Ahirmic+Hardee%27s), on the other hand...
Quote from: Slakee on March 28, 2009, 03:00:36 PM
Garbage Day! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k)
But where did he get the gun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o
Eric Freeman is a true master of eyebrow acting.
Jennifer: I hate you!
Ricky: PUNISH?
Jennifer: [
gulp ] Uh-oh.
Quote from: RV on March 28, 2009, 04:12:58 PM
Japanese library. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ms-n7xmoWg)
Bad Smell Air looks way worse than Slapping Machine.
Worse than Old Man Bites Tenderly?
Quote from: Tank on March 29, 2009, 12:51:17 PM
Quote from: Slakee on March 28, 2009, 03:00:36 PM
Garbage Day! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k)
But where did he get the gun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o
Eric Freeman is a true master of eyebrow acting.
Jennifer: I hate you!
Ricky: PUNISH?
Jennifer: [ gulp ] Uh-oh.
Keyboard smash keys loud. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXB5339nWjw&feature=related)
With 1051 previous posts, this has undoubtedly been posted before, but I was unaware of it until one of my sons sent it to me yesterday (April 1, for my birthday) I love it! Eddie Vedder "All The Way"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqHTScDBsDU
http://deadspin.com/5196193/espn-will-never-ever-do-this-again
Quote from: Oleg on April 03, 2009, 09:37:53 AM
http://deadspin.com/5196193/espn-will-never-ever-do-this-again
QuoteThere's Charles Woodson... How 'bout that? What a season he had. Great, man. He became the first defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy. Congratulations Charles, that is something that no one can ever take away from you...
Unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case all bets are off.
Quote from: Thrillho on October 13, 2008, 12:22:45 AM
Hall & Oates' Sara Smile, rededicated to Sarah Palin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np8IAoP8B4M
So much more (http://www.lloydmarcus.net/)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD82q1ZYa44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqZUe_EiqDY
Lee Greenwood's got nothing on Lloyd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1byTDgu7iA
(Sing along!)
Lightsabers, chicks in underwear, and high definition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVV9q4rESPg).
http://blip.tv/file/1588999 (http://blip.tv/file/1588999)
NSFW. (http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/04/13/personal-ad-from-mr-crazy-to-start-the-week-of-the-day/)
Sorry if it has been posted before...
Two employees at Dominoes Pizza in New Hampshire film themselves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5x9J0-ULk4) sticking sandwich cheese up their nose and farting on the salami before sending out the sandwiches.
Employees now fired.
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 11:47:59 AM
Two employees at Dominoes Pizza in New Hampshire film themselves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5x9J0-ULk4) sticking sandwich cheese up their nose and farting on the salami before sending out the sandwiches.
Employees now fired.
DPD w/update
There is now apparently a warrant out for their arrest. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,516021,00.html)
And it was North Carolina, not New Hampshire.
I couldn't make it all the way through this horrific abortion, so I'll assume that the only thing that could make it worse (a Woo Woo appearance) happens at some point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veSumYPsE5c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veSumYPsE5c)
Who doesn't love ragtime (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtPiSE4AIO8&feature=player_embedded) music?
Screw you, Harry Frankfurt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usZtSl8mX08).
Little guy might have stumbled on a few steps or skips, but I was pretty impressed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ndx_IdlUQU)
I do too, Jonathan. I do too. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgQ7B6gtAbQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fplayhimoffkeyboardcat.com%2F&feature=player_embedded)
Those, and many more. (http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/)
Sure, Wolverine is a pretty cool character, but wow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0cs9j7HT-g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Freader%2Fview%2F&feature=player_embedded).
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 06, 2009, 12:45:56 PM
Sure, Wolverine is a pretty cool character, but wow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0cs9j7HT-g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Freader%2Fview%2F&feature=player_embedded).
He fucked that box UP!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc&feature=related)
Is this where we post videos of Megan Fox? Good morning, Megan Fox.
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video?click=pp
Black people AND white people (and Hickspanicks) buy furniture like *this*.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs)
You gonna advertise this on national TV...how you gonna run out of chicken? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw)
Let's go to the Cleve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 06, 2009, 12:45:56 PM
Sure, Wolverine is a pretty cool character, but wow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0cs9j7HT-g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Freader%2Fview%2F&feature=player_embedded).
Mars Volta, huh?
Awfulonso getting roasted, CHUCK-STYLE.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100)
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2009, 01:22:02 PM
Awfulonso getting roasted, CHUCK-STYLE.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100)
The very first comment is positively Chucky.
QuoteJust another reason to trade him. Can we get rid of this guy;now?
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2009, 01:22:02 PM
Awfulonso getting roasted, CHUCK-STYLE.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100)
Has anyone seen Chuck, The Miz and Smokey together?
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2009, 01:22:02 PM
Awfulonso getting roasted, CHUCK-STYLE.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Alfonso-Soriano-s-awkward-WWE-appear?urn=mlb,164100)
Whoever that guy is, I like him. Maybe a Son of Dan Gable?
TDubbs' music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM)
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 18, 2009, 08:25:26 PM
TDubbs' music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM)
Gold.
Shaved Muff Gold.
Jose Canseco enters the world of MMA, and quickly exits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wESF486NDLo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc
Poor caddy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3yGCE8Tfp4
These kids are 14 and 15 years old!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqUkUjeF4-c
Quote from: CBStew on June 04, 2009, 08:17:21 PM
These kids are 14 and 15 years old!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqUkUjeF4-c
She's got some tits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEigvdbzia8
Quote from: Tank on June 08, 2009, 09:56:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEigvdbzia8
Theodore Calvin = Chewie
nice
So, not living in Chicago, I can't gauge consumer reaction, but this is either the best of the worst ad ever. (http://www.adgabber.com/video/video/show?id=546804%3AVideo%3A171621)
I'm thinking the latter.
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:46:47 PM
So, not living in Chicago, I can't gauge consumer reaction, but this is either the best of the worst ad ever. (http://www.adgabber.com/video/video/show?id=546804%3AVideo%3A171621)
I'm thinking the latter.
Obviously it is not an ad for Sierra Nevada, which is more "urbane" than "urban". Good price though.
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:46:47 PM
So, not living in Chicago, I can't gauge consumer reaction, but this is either the best of the worst ad ever. (http://www.adgabber.com/video/video/show?id=546804%3AVideo%3A171621)
I'm thinking the latter.
It's in Minneapolis, according to the ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HWEXUzzmDY
QuoteCheck under the counter. That's where we keep all the really weird shit.
(Via this PROVOCATIVE blog post (http://alicublog.blogspot.com/2009/06/laugh-and-world-laughs-with-you.html).)
QuoteTake toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?
What else can they do? Brace yourself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyA9SOCEbSg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4
Best video ever. If you like dumb, dumb shit.
Quote from: Slak on June 16, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4
Best video ever. If you like dumb, dumb shit.
So there I was, thinking Keyboard Cat couldn't get any better.
Then there's this.
Quote from: Tank on June 17, 2009, 12:30:34 AM
Quote from: Slak on June 16, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4
Best video ever. If you like dumb, dumb shit.
So there I was, thinking Keyboard Cat couldn't get any better.
Then there's this.
It really turned the meme on it's ear, didn't it? Brilliant.
Quote from: Slak on June 17, 2009, 08:57:03 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 17, 2009, 12:30:34 AM
Quote from: Slak on June 16, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4
Best video ever. If you like dumb, dumb shit.
So there I was, thinking Keyboard Cat couldn't get any better.
Then there's this.
It really turned the meme on it's ear, didn't it? Brilliant.
Thanks for that video, only site. "Wheeee!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc
There's something wrong with this slide. Bonus points for the hand farting version Bohemian Rhapsody.
Quote from: Slak on June 17, 2009, 06:09:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc
There's something wrong with this slide. Bonus points for the hand farting version Bohemian Rhapsody.
2,505 comments.
Because sometimes it's instructive to stare at the long tail of the short bus end of the IQ distribution (http://xkcd.com/202/) for a bit...
Quote from: watfordkthat is gay
Quote from: mrcow1985it was the freemasons that sponser those carnivals for kids.
Quote from: colvard52ha ha it looks like a penis! lol
Quote from: 313BankheadThat's f*ckin hilarious and that's my song by Queen!
Quote from: TasteMyLustI thought it was a penis.
Quote from: businesslaunchdatesyou're not the youtube moderator, dick brain !!!!!!!!!
Quote from: businesslaunchdatesIt's american, you DICK !!!
Quote from: ephinbarQuote from: frosty1433this has to be a japanese slide
More like a redneck one ;-)
Quote from: josenicaboy4lifewho ever video tape this there sick!!!!..come on there kid watching diz
Quote from: spngmnky405I want to go down that... but before I leave the exit, I'd shit in the opening to the outside, so that if the kids don't man up, they'll be stuck in there touching shit.
Quote from: w33yumwutthat shit is makin babys
Quote from: dawning08that turns me on and its penis or dick
Quote from: StuarttStewiehave you noticed that all WHITE kids come out?
Quote from: playinball12mmmmmmmmmmm
Quote from: DGDN09OHHHHH HELL
Quote from: povey044pennis
Quote from: COREYSAVLOLZ OMG DATZ HELLA FUNNY LMAO
Quote from: ksn3000the kids are cum LOL
Quote from: 32rmis it actually a penis
Quote from: ArikaCullenLmao if my kid went on there and yelled to me "Mommy, look at me!", I'd be like...
o.0 "...yeah, look at that"
Quote from: cobra8yahOHHHH!!!!!! shit !are you fucking kidding me?!?
Quote from: cobbartsBIG PENIS.................
Quote from: ArchAngel119GIANT COCK
Quote from: Scrod99that song is the best (penis) song ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪♪♪♪♪
Quote from: luckyvetsick, stupic, moronic hippy art.
Quote from: aleds1is that a real slide if so the maker is gay
Quote from: backslashZdo you get it? its a penis. its showing when you sperm its like sperming kids because thats whay your gonna have:D
Quote from: squaw693Quote from: Tony211169I don't know what's worse, the fact that kids are coming out of a penis kid's slide or the fact that Bohemian Rhapsody is being played on a Gazzoo!
it's not a gazzoo, it's a guy playing it with is hands. look up gunecologist.
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LRf2DqwZA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4478445&feature=player_embedded).
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LRf2DqwZA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4478445&feature=player_embedded).
I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.
DPD.
They'd never allow this is in the U.S., but it's jarringly awesome creative.
Bleeding Outdoor (http://bestadsontv.com/outdoor_details.php?id=22670)
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LRf2DqwZA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4478445&feature=player_embedded).
I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.
I think it is real. There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second. I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes.
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LRf2DqwZA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4478445&feature=player_embedded).
I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.
I think it is real. There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second. I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes. ?
Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd
Quote from: TDubbs on June 30, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LRf2DqwZA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4478445&feature=player_embedded).
I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.
I think it is real. There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second. I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes. ?
Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd
Because he was stating his opinion on a posed question.
Oh, and goddamn you for being such an idiot that you made me defend Weebs.
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:00:21 PM
DPD.
They'd never allow this is in the U.S., but it's jarringly awesome creative.
Bleeding Outdoor (http://bestadsontv.com/outdoor_details.php?id=22670)
How about some billboards telling these Kiwis to stop driving on the wrong side of the road?
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 30, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LRf2DqwZA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4478445&feature=player_embedded).
I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.
I think it is real. There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second. I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes. ?
Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd
Because he was stating his opinion on a posed question.
Oh, and goddamn you for being such an idiot that you made me defend Weebs.
I've known guys with a crack foot. Most of those shots would need just a couple of takes at most. Back in high school, one of my coaches would play hit the cross bar from just past midfield. We're talking minimum of 5-6 hitting the cross bar out of every 10. "Meh", but mostly because he's French.
Quote from: Tank on June 30, 2009, 12:40:15 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:00:21 PM
DPD.
They'd never allow this is in the U.S., but it's jarringly awesome creative.
Bleeding Outdoor (http://bestadsontv.com/outdoor_details.php?id=22670)
How about some billboards telling these Kiwis to stop driving on the wrong side of the road asking for the birth certificate?
Birther'd.
Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2009, 12:43:36 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 30, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LRf2DqwZA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4478445&feature=player_embedded).
I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.
I think it is real. There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second. I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes. ?
Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd
Because he was stating his opinion on a posed question.
Oh, and goddamn you for being such an idiot that you made me defend Weebs.
I've known guys with a crack foot. Most of those shots would need just a couple of takes at most. Back in high school, one of my coaches would play hit the cross bar from just past midfield. We're talking minimum of 5-6 hitting the cross bar out of every 10. "Meh", but mostly because he's French.
Agreed.
Not just coaches but the better players in quality programs at the high school level develop some amazing skills.
Playing 11 months a year for 10 to 12 years creates midfielders that can pass the ball to within inches of exactly where they want it, anywhere on the field.
And do it while on the move and fighting off multiple defenders.
Now I'll wait for teh requisite soccer abuse.
Quote from: flannj on July 01, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
Now I'll wait for teh requisite soccer abuse.
(http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2008/3/childwise-soccer-boys.jpg)
Quote from: PenFoe on July 01, 2009, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 01, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
Now I'll wait for teh requisite soccer abuse.
(http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2008/3/childwise-soccer-boys.jpg)
If there's one thing I can say about my soccer coaches through the years; it's that they touched a lot of people.
New Biscuit Holes at Hardee's. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmpisOn4FmE)
For those of you who have visited the Bay Area as well as those who have not...this is too good not to share.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzkoeyhAAdk
Relevant portion begins at 1:07 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoiEIEdL3rc)
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on July 15, 2009, 10:56:04 AM
Relevant portion begins at 1:07 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoiEIEdL3rc)
The relevant portion for me is watching ELLLL-ESSSSS-YOUUUU beat Kentucky. That was a good day.
Mrs Cubbieblue insisted that I watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
Then she insisted that I watch this:
http://mashable.com/2009/07/31/unexpected-divorce-intro/
Is whe trying to tell me something?
I think Hideki Matsui has a carry-on duffel bag filled with these to go along with his suitcase of porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ683NcwnI
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 04, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
I think Hideki Matsui has a carry-on duffel bag filled with these to go along with his suitcase of porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ683NcwnI
So, does it work well?
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 04, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
I think Hideki Matsui has a carry-on duffel bag filled with these to go along with his suitcase of porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ683NcwnI
So, does it work well?
As far as I know, the suitcase has held up very well.
The most convincing nostril-centric propaganda I've run across so far. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE6mcW3SY5o)
Quote from: Wheezer on August 05, 2009, 01:45:45 PM
The most convincing nostril-centric propaganda I've run across so far. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE6mcW3SY5o)
I stopped watching before the ghey porn started...
A solid heckling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0)
Quote from: RV on August 11, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
A solid heckling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0)
I'm actually from Toledo. Nobody likes Baby Ben Konop.
"NOTICE: Orly says she has had the Blog checked and that there are no viruses or problems and it is safe to use." (Regrettably, the new JavaScript pretty much rules out the possibility that the old JavaScript got there accidentally.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnJ9zV_TNw
[Edit.--A seeming case of innate genius: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cX7ahizSh8 ]
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.
Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.
This looks like a job for Tdubbs.
Quote from: powen01 on August 28, 2009, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.
This looks like a job for Tdubbs.
Is there a way to contact this broad?
Quote from: TDubbs on August 28, 2009, 05:37:40 PM
Quote from: powen01 on August 28, 2009, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.
This looks like a job for Tdubbs.
Is there a way to contact this broad?
You can Twitter her on the Twatter.
Or vice versa, as it were.
https://twitter.com/RasmusGirl
Might want to buy some Jonas Brothers for your iPod if you want to have something to talk about.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 28, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 28, 2009, 05:37:40 PM
Quote from: powen01 on August 28, 2009, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.
This looks like a job for Tdubbs.
Is there a way to contact this broad?
You can Twitter her on the Twatter.
Or vice versa, as it were.
https://twitter.com/RasmusGirl
Might want to buy some Jonas Brothers for your iPod if you want to have something to talk about.
Yeeaaahh,
buy some Jonas Brothers.
You all know you'd hit her in that nice shitter of hers.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 28, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
Might want to buy some Jonas Brothers for your iPod if you want to have something to talk about.
First things first. I'll bet if you sawed her in half and counted the rings there'd be a surprise.
Quote from: Wheezer on August 28, 2009, 11:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 28, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
Might want to buy some Jonas Brothers for your iPod if you want to have something to talk about.
First things first. I'll bet if you sawed her in half and counted the rings there'd be a surprise.
She'd regenerate from both halves like an earthworm?
In case anyone was interested in seeing what the Station Fire in Los Angeles looked like, as if more pictures were needed.
The first is from the rooftop patio area of my office:
(http://i27.tinypic.com/qq699w.jpg)
The second is from my car whilst driving in the Silver Lake area of Los Angeles on Saturday:
(http://i27.tinypic.com/zkshok.jpg)
Good god, man.
Run for your life.
The strip club has a rooftop patio?
The day I graduated from college, the sky turned orange (http://denver.rockymountainnews.com/photography/fires.shtml) and rained down ash (http://www.time.com/time/photoessays/coloradofires/).
My diploma was printed on the back of a page from the Revelation of St. John.
Quote from: Jon on August 31, 2009, 05:41:50 PM
The strip club has a rooftop patio?
Soon...soon. I hear they're installing it after the cat toilet is finished. LA City Code, ogdens.
This is either the funniest or the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
Or possibly both.
Or neither.
Nevermind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU
Quote from: Jon on August 31, 2009, 06:37:15 PM
This is either the funniest or the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
Or possibly both.
Or neither.
Nevermind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU
I'll go with "neither," Jay... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_De_Gloria)
QuoteA shortened version of the "Boemerang" sketch from the show gained popularity on YouTube. It features a presenter of a serious talk show breaking into fits of giggles after hearing the voice of one of his guests, who spoke in a squeaky manner due to a failed tonsillectomy. The clip is often mistaken for being real, and was showcased on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno[1] and Star Channel news as being so.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 31, 2009, 07:04:30 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 31, 2009, 06:37:15 PM
This is either the funniest or the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
Or possibly both.
Or neither.
Nevermind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU
I'll go with "neither," Jay... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_De_Gloria)
QuoteA shortened version of the "Boemerang" sketch from the show gained popularity on YouTube. It features a presenter of a serious talk show breaking into fits of giggles after hearing the voice of one of his guests, who spoke in a squeaky manner due to a failed tonsillectomy. The clip is often mistaken for being real, and was showcased on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno[1] and Star Channel news as being so.
Sadly, I just came back to say that I found that out as well.
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/0e4a1fa827/hitler-finds-out-about-another-downfall-parody
QuoteYou know, it was funny the first time. Even I laughed. I was flattered. But it's getting on my tits now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 18, 2009, 07:12:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
The sexual harassment at the end elevates it to the top of internet videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w
DPD. He picked a really, really bad time (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/07/01/2009-07-01_wnyw_anchor_ernie_anastos_heads_into_final_year_of_contract.html)...
The Billy Mays Autotune ballad.
Quite moving.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpJGZ9RHAvU
Scorpions are so 2007.
Meet the new face of AIDS awareness.
http://vimeo.com/6417862
NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4)
Bud Light Lime in the can. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk)
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 12:36:40 PM
[urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk]Bud Light Lime in the can.[/url]
Mad internet skillz.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 12:36:40 PM
Bud Light Lime in the can. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk)
Welcome to two weeks ago (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/09/18/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-internet-memewagon-edition/), PenFACE.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 02, 2009, 01:35:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 12:36:40 PM
Bud Light Lime in the can. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk)
Welcome to two weeks ago (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/09/18/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-internet-memewagon-edition/), PenFACE.
Not to mention he completely any humor to be found in that ad. On a related note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ&feature=related
Quote from: ChuckD on October 02, 2009, 01:38:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 02, 2009, 01:35:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 12:36:40 PM
Bud Light Lime in the can. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk)
Welcome to two weeks ago (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/09/18/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-internet-memewagon-edition/), PenFACE.
Not to mention he completely any humor to be found in that ad. On a related note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ&feature=related
Well, ChuckD is right...I completely any humor.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 02, 2009, 01:38:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 02, 2009, 01:35:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 12:36:40 PM
Bud Light Lime in the can. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk)
Welcome to two weeks ago (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/09/18/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-internet-memewagon-edition/), PenFACE.
Not to mention he completely any humor to be found in that ad. On a related note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ&feature=related
Well, ChuckD is right...I completely any humor.
The
whole humor?
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 02, 2009, 02:28:27 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 02, 2009, 01:38:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 02, 2009, 01:35:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 12:36:40 PM
Bud Light Lime in the can. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk)
Welcome to two weeks ago (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/09/18/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-internet-memewagon-edition/), PenFACE.
Not to mention he completely any humor to be found in that ad. On a related note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ&feature=related
Well, ChuckD is right...I completely any humor.
The whole humor?
All of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKGeH8cnHq8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
What does this have to do with fan death?
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
What does this have to do with fan death?
What the fuck?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
I may have to ask the Koreans I work with if they have an irrational fear of electric fans.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
What does this have to do with fan death?
What the fuck?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
I may have to ask the Koreans I work with if they have an irrational fear of electric fans.
Holy hell.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
What does this have to do with fan death?
What the fuck?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
I may have to ask the Koreans I work with if they have an irrational fear of electric fans.
Why ask when you can just bring in 30-40 fans and leave them on all day and night and judge their reaction?
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 02:22:02 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
What does this have to do with fan death?
What the fuck?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
I may have to ask the Koreans I work with if they have an irrational fear of electric fans.
Holy hell.
I'm shocked y'all didn't know about fan death. It's the leading imaginary cause of death in Asia alone, ogdens!!!
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 02:22:02 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
What does this have to do with fan death?
What the fuck?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
I may have to ask the Koreans I work with if they have an irrational fear of electric fans.
Holy hell.
I'm shocked y'all didn't know about fan death. It's the leading imaginary cause of death in Asia alone, ogdens!!!
You've already moved from strip clubs to massage parlors?
Quote from: BH on October 14, 2009, 02:35:25 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 02:22:02 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: Jon on October 14, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTXZAaSkLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVTty2UL9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFJALiLU0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-Epw5IKgs
Oh my sweet lord.
What does this have to do with fan death?
What the fuck?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
I may have to ask the Koreans I work with if they have an irrational fear of electric fans.
Holy hell.
I'm shocked y'all didn't know about fan death. It's the leading imaginary cause of death in Asia alone, ogdens!!!
You've already moved from strip clubs to massage parlors?
Give me a month and I'll be incorporating in Nevada.
For Weebs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE)
Quote from: R-V on October 16, 2009, 12:27:50 PM
For Weebs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE)
Don't roll over on your stomach, because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk.
Quote from: ChuckD on October 16, 2009, 05:39:21 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 16, 2009, 12:27:50 PM
For Weebs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE)
Don't roll over on your stomach, because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk.
Or he'll become aroused at your submissiveness and try to make sweet love to your exposed rear end. If you haven't been pants'd, then remain calm. There's still time for help to come or, perhaps, even time for you to stand up and run away. However, if you HAVE been pants'd and there is exposed rear end flailing about in front or a sexually aroused bully, it is the PERFECT time to panic. Scream, hollar, cuss, fuss, call him names...you need to incite white hot rage in the bully to counteract the "dominance" erection. Trust me, a few kicks to the head, legs, and back is infinitely better than making hate with a kid that's probably acting out over his inability to add and subtract numbers over 10.
Why don't they give these kids advice on what to do in the absolute worst case scenarios?
I was bored out of my skull at work today.
Then my son sent me this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYE_YRAl5TU&feature=related)
I feel much better now.
(maybe a little dizzy though)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzbYoEJkDqM&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWQ5UcPynw
Talking Heads - Live in Rome 1980 - Crosseyed & Painless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg)
Holy shit.
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 23, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
Talking Heads - Live in Rome 1980 - Crosseyed & Painless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg)
Holy shit.
I'm not going to lie. It makes me feel a little good that you're just now realizing that The Talking Heads are awesome.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:33:51 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 23, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
Talking Heads - Live in Rome 1980 - Crosseyed & Painless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg)
Holy shit.
I'm not going to lie. It makes me feel a little good that you're just now realizing that The Talking Heads are awesome.
I'd been a fan of Remain in Light for a while but seeing this live performance blew my mind. You're seeing a band in its absolute prime right there. Belew on guitar doesn't hurt, either. Sick.
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 24, 2009, 12:37:49 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:33:51 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 23, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
Talking Heads - Live in Rome 1980 - Crosseyed & Painless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg)
Holy shit.
I'm not going to lie. It makes me feel a little good that you're just now realizing that The Talking Heads are awesome.
I'd been a fan of Remain in Light for a while but seeing this live performance blew my mind. You're seeing a band in its absolute prime right there. Belew on guitar doesn't hurt, either. Sick.
Oh Daddy, when you gonna put on some stretch pants? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u0ELcOSG4w)
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 23, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
Talking Heads - Live in Rome 1980 - Crosseyed & Painless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg)
Holy shit.
Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t3LIxXAMHQ) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sS9-ZeAUxg) jest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbya4kxC6E) . (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5hGHoVD_TM)
Quote from: Wheezer on October 24, 2009, 05:29:31 AM
jest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbya4kxC6E)
Wow.
Quote from: Wheezer on October 24, 2009, 05:29:31 AM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 23, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
Talking Heads - Live in Rome 1980 - Crosseyed & Painless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg)
Holy shit.
Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t3LIxXAMHQ) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sS9-ZeAUxg) jest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbya4kxC6E) . (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5hGHoVD_TM)
Well, I tried and I just don't see the connection.
Flann - awesome link.
Sad Kermit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1K8t3BtNaw&feature=related)?
A little old and a little long and some of these aren't that surprising, but some pretty interesting facts in here about the rise of the machines in our times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q75KhAeqJg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbPYfW2s-E&feature=player_embedded
If "Kush" keeps a woman's large breasts comfortably separated a night, what can we do with this product that I just designed and named "Tush"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abVrcAGlT_U
Ain't no room for that hully-gully stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNiU8WoPKw
If this isn't inspiration, I don't know what is.
Quote from: Wheezer on November 25, 2009, 04:02:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNiU8WoPKw
If this isn't inspiration, I don't know what is.
That's you, right?
Quote from: powen01 on November 25, 2009, 07:04:24 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 25, 2009, 04:02:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNiU8WoPKw
If this isn't inspiration, I don't know what is.
That's you, right?
This bad motor scooter is a fierce rocker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rcDvGtsk1o) too.
Best fretwork since Potsie Weber.
Quote from: Wheezer on November 25, 2009, 04:02:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNiU8WoPKw
If this isn't inspiration, I don't know what is.
And on Walentine's Day expect a walentine.
Quote from: Fork on November 25, 2009, 07:35:51 AM
Quote from: powen01 on November 25, 2009, 07:04:24 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 25, 2009, 04:02:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNiU8WoPKw
If this isn't inspiration, I don't know what is.
That's you, right?
This bad motor scooter is a fierce rocker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rcDvGtsk1o) too.
Best fretwork since Potsie Weber.
After that thoroughly impressive display I need something to cleanse the palate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3L9ujhXvw)
Quote from: powen01 on November 25, 2009, 07:04:24 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 25, 2009, 04:02:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNiU8WoPKw
If this isn't inspiration, I don't know what is.
That's you, right?
Nah, my last instrument was banjo.
Nine minutes of 'Bama douchebaggery that makes our old Cardinals fan's YouTubes seem coherent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_80EUU4Gg8&feature=player_embedded
Quote from: Andy on December 01, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
Nine minutes of 'Bama douchebaggery that makes our old Cardinals fan's YouTubes seem coherent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_80EUU4Gg8&feature=player_embedded
I didn't really want to root for Florida but after about 30 seconds of that rot, I think I need to.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 01, 2009, 10:54:35 AM
Quote from: Andy on December 01, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
Nine minutes of 'Bama douchebaggery that makes our old Cardinals fan's YouTubes seem coherent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_80EUU4Gg8&feature=player_embedded
I didn't really want to root for Florida but after about 30 seconds of that rot, I think I need to.
GO GATA
Quote from: Fork on December 01, 2009, 11:13:06 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 01, 2009, 10:54:35 AM
Quote from: Andy on December 01, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
Nine minutes of 'Bama douchebaggery that makes our old Cardinals fan's YouTubes seem coherent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_80EUU4Gg8&feature=player_embedded
I didn't really want to root for Florida but after about 30 seconds of that rot, I think I need to.
GO GATA
Jebus. Now I'm neutral again.
The Chinese made their own video about what happened to Tiger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
Biff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VonWLysIAcA).
[NSFW]http://www.vimeo.com/6857695 (http://www.vimeo.com/6857695)[/NSFW]
IAN's people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo) having some fun.
Quote from: Shooter on December 10, 2009, 09:18:26 PM
IAN's people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo) having some fun.
Who the hell buys a Pierre Thomas jersey?
Quote from: Weebs on December 10, 2009, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shooter on December 10, 2009, 09:18:26 PM
IAN's people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo) having some fun.
Who the hell buys a Pierre Thomas jersey?
Who the hell wears jorts over tights (see the guy in the Sharper jersey)?
Quote from: Weebs on December 10, 2009, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shooter on December 10, 2009, 09:18:26 PM
IAN's people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo) having some fun.
Who the hell buys a Pierre Thomas jersey?
BC?
And that video is about 5 minutes longer than necessary.
Quote from: Shooter on December 10, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 10, 2009, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shooter on December 10, 2009, 09:18:26 PM
IAN's people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo) having some fun.
Who the hell buys a Pierre Thomas jersey?
Who the hell wears dat gonna wear jorts over tights (see the guy in the Sharper jersey), who dat?
F-B friends'd
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on December 10, 2009, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: Shooter on December 10, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 10, 2009, 09:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shooter on December 10, 2009, 09:18:26 PM
IAN's people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo) having some fun.
Who the hell buys a Pierre Thomas jersey?
Who the hell wears dat gonna wear jorts over tights (see the guy in the Sharper jersey), who dat?
F-B friends'd
How hammed up was the guy with the Smith & Wesson?
Those backwards people don't even know how to properly shoot a TV.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/190268/airsoft_minigun_vs_television/
An impressively single-minded endeavor: http://www.youtube.com/user/4evermore12
This is destined for greatness. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udlxr8t1nZM&feature=player_embedded
Fucking Diabeetus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwfQYz0M9ZI)
Quote from: RedBeard on December 14, 2009, 04:24:33 PM
Fucking Diabeetus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwfQYz0M9ZI)
Holy balls.
Who is RedBeard?
I take this as a very good sign, indeed.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/30657/the-knack-and-how-to-get-it
I fall too bar behind in this thread to know whether this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmoIjMr1BZs)is DRLP or not (and I'm sorry if it is), but bowl season sometimes reminds of the hilarious end to Woody Hayes' career.
Until the video, all I had ever seen was the intercepion by Bauman, the short return and Hayes' punch ( I also found this hilarious satirical version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEVJyf0ft3I&feature=related), satire provided merely by the marching band music) but I had never before seen the actual footage of the game. Holy crip titballs.
Keith Jackson's absolute refusal to report on what had happened reminds me that, for all of the nostalgia for perfect fall Saturdays that his voice always generated, he was an inveterate douche. His color guy was equally hopeless in daring to say that the emperor had no clothes. While these two douchesticks were wandering around, pretending to suddenly not know what happened, a rumble is breaking out and what becomes obvious is that nobody on the field has the temerity to stand up to Hayes either. I don't care how awesome a coach Hayes may have been, that was an irredeemably shameful act, the consequences of which were a near-brawl in which one Clemson player may have gotten injured (I don't know if that guy got hurt in the ruckus or on the preceding play). And yet there Hayes was, still on the sideline after the play. Of course, the second Unsportsmanlike Conduct may have been because the ref did, in fact, eject Hayes, but that asshole wouldn't leave. Of course we have no help from Keith Jackson, who says that Hayes had stepped onto the field, which is what merited the second UC. Funny how Jackson could quickly surmise what Hayes did to earn the second penalty but still not see Hayes punching a player in the fucking throat, which is what started a goddamn brawl. ABC had actually showed a replay from a different angle which even more clearly showed what had happened, and froze the camera right on the punch--as if the producer/director was telling Jackson "Look, asshole!"--but Jackson just pretended bewilderment. Woody Hayes shit the tub and Keith Jackson didn't have the balls, or merely the professionalism, to call it. What a dick.
Quote from: MAD on December 18, 2009, 11:11:48 AM
I fall too bar behind in this thread to know whether this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmoIjMr1BZs)is DRLP or not (and I'm sorry if it is), but bowl season sometimes reminds of the hilarious end to Woody Hayes' career.
Until the video, all I had ever seen was the intercepion by Bauman, the short return and Hayes' punch ( I also found this hilarious satirical version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEVJyf0ft3I&feature=related), satire provided merely by the marching band music) but I had never before seen the actual footage of the game. Holy crip titballs.
Keith Jackson's absolute refusal to report on what had happened reminds me that, for all of the nostalgia for perfect fall Saturdays that his voice always generated, he was an inveterate douche. His color guy was equally hopeless in daring to say that the emperor had no clothes. While these two douchesticks were wandering around, pretending to suddenly not know what happened, a rumble is breaking out and what becomes obvious is that nobody on the field has the temerity to stand up to Hayes either. I don't care how awesome a coach Hayes may have been, that was an irredeemably shameful act, the consequences of which were a near-brawl in which one Clemson player may have gotten injured (I don't know if that guy got hurt in the ruckus or on the preceding play). And yet there Hayes was, still on the sideline after the play. Of course, the second Unsportsmanlike Conduct may have been because the ref did, in fact, eject Hayes, but that asshole wouldn't leave. Of course we have no help from Keith Jackson, who says that Hayes had stepped onto the field, which is what merited the second UC. Funny how Jackson could quickly surmise what Hayes did to earn the second penalty but still not see Hayes punching a player in the fucking throat, which is what started a goddamn brawl. ABC had actually showed a replay from a different angle which even more clearly showed what had happened, and froze the camera right on the punch--as if the producer/director was telling Jackson "Look, asshole!"--but Jackson just pretended bewilderment. Woody Hayes shit the tub and Keith Jackson didn't have the balls, or merely the professionalism, to call it. What a dick.
What Huey's angry about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmoIjMr1BZs&feature=related
Adam Jame's closet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqvajnhZDU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqvajnhZDU)
Teri Garr lays waste to the categorical imperative (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZn2OqPHdYU).
The update posted below the Cowbell Girl video makes it even better.
http://deadspin.com/5440385/last-nights-winner-screenshot-enthusiasts
The Alaska Nanooks: Lightning-fisted jet-fighter space-hockey polar bears of the CCHA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Xt2yHCgwI
You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
The action scene (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a57_1264994259) by which all future action scenes will be judged.
Quote from: PenFoe on February 02, 2010, 05:12:48 PM
The action scene (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a57_1264994259) by which all future action scenes will be judged.
I prefer the final scene of "Bowfinger"
Quote from: PenFoe on February 02, 2010, 05:12:48 PM
The action scene (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a57_1264994259) by which all future action scenes will be judged.
Those are some talented horses.
How Canadians drink milk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LudRrBKviY), with milk bags goodness. (And the original video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPgd4HUk4w) that started the whole deal).
Plus an article about the topic from the Toronto Star (http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/760654--so-we-drink-milk-from-bags-does-that-make-us-weird).
Quote from: Canadouche on February 06, 2010, 11:06:50 AM
How Canadians drink milk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LudRrBKviY), with milk bags goodness. (And the original video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPgd4HUk4w) that started the whole deal).
Plus an article about the topic from the Toronto Star (http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/760654--so-we-drink-milk-from-bags-does-that-make-us-weird).
There were some milk bags in there worth YouTubing but they didn't get nearly enough screen time. Boo Canada.
And that hole in the corner of the bag that exposes the milk to the air, keeps the milk fresher how? Do they have a lid for the milk container for when they put it back in the fridge?
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2010, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on February 06, 2010, 11:06:50 AM
How Canadians drink milk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LudRrBKviY), with milk bags goodness. (And the original video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPgd4HUk4w) that started the whole deal).
Plus an article about the topic from the Toronto Star (http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/760654--so-we-drink-milk-from-bags-does-that-make-us-weird).
There were some milk bags in there worth YouTubing but they didn't get nearly enough screen time. Boo Canada.
And that hole in the corner of the bag that exposes the milk to the air, keeps the milk fresher how? Do they have a lid for the milk container for when they put it back in the fridge?
You can fold over the spout and use clips for freshness. Also, each bag is also about a quarter gallon, which can be consumed pretty quickly.
Quote from: Canadouche on February 06, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2010, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on February 06, 2010, 11:06:50 AM
How Canadians drink milk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LudRrBKviY), with milk bags goodness. (And the original video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPgd4HUk4w) that started the whole deal).
Plus an article about the topic from the Toronto Star (http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/760654--so-we-drink-milk-from-bags-does-that-make-us-weird).
There were some milk bags in there worth YouTubing but they didn't get nearly enough screen time. Boo Canada.
And that hole in the corner of the bag that exposes the milk to the air, keeps the milk fresher how? Do they have a lid for the milk container for when they put it back in the fridge?
You can fold over the spout and use clips for freshness. Also, each bag is also about a quarter gallon, which can be consumed pretty quickly.
That all seems needlessly complicated.
Once you buy the milk, you need some special pitcher to hold the bag and you need scissors to cut the bag open? You know, down here, we can actually buy the milk in its own container and then open that container with no other tools than our own two hands. Sometimes, we can even open the container and drink its milk inside with the use of only one hand. It's all very magical.
Quote from: Canadouche on February 06, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Also, each bag is also about a quarter gallon, which can be consumed pretty quickly.
Shouldn't that be 250 milligallons, or something?
Quote from: Wheezer on February 06, 2010, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on February 06, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Also, each bag is also about a quarter gallon, which can be consumed pretty quickly.
Shouldn't that be 250 milligallons, or something?
This is what a drunk post from Wheezer looks like.
Quote from: ChuckD on February 06, 2010, 05:28:45 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 06, 2010, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on February 06, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Also, each bag is also about a quarter gallon, which can be consumed pretty quickly.
Shouldn't that be 250 milligallons, or something?
This is what a drunk post from Wheezer looks like.
Don't be ridiculous. I just wanted to have a little talk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AzmhorISf4) about the metric system.
Dolph Lundgren (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtatY7bOUY) = sheer awesome.
Quote from: morpheus on February 15, 2010, 12:53:43 PM
Dolph Lundgren (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtatY7bOUY) = sheer awesome.
We get it, you watch The Soup.
T-SHIRT WAR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKWdSCt4jGE)!
Singing Tesla coils (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singing_Tesla_Coil)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSAExHBrfwU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEG-1iYpgKU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqoRaphiEk
Surely this deserves more than 25 views.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rmam2pdPb0
It actually improves as it goes along.
Dan Roan rocking a mullet, Andre Dawson getting tossed from a game and throwing bats everywhere, and a Jim Essian sighting...enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKkHxkkCyA
Quote from: oldstyle40oz on February 19, 2010, 04:37:16 PM
Dan Roan rocking a mullet, Andre Dawson getting tossed from a game and throwing bats everywhere, and a Jim Essian sighting...enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKkHxkkCyA
As always fuck Country Joe West
http://www.bibri.net/2009/08/31/kapela-hraje-tak-dobre-jak-hraje-bubenik/
No drummer? Just mike up the tractor.
The greatest mayor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY79KbCptTo) in the world. Happily without milk bags.
Quote from: Canadouche on February 26, 2010, 04:52:41 PM
The greatest mayor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY79KbCptTo) in the world. Happily without milk bags.
Ahh, Nick Gilder, why did you fail me in the dead pool?
If there was anything stronger than Benadryl in the house, I wouldn't have been searching for Barbara Bain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2-Xq6NuwY0) in the first place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eFj6d_DfI
You mean that Monty Python routine was not made up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0ue-XGl9c
"Here is your cash, and here is your Whopper."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocV2t9n2ceg
Vive la France!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4YT_VROJg&feature=player_embedded)
Quote from: ChuckD on March 06, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Vive la France!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4YT_VROJg&feature=player_embedded)
Great googly moogly.
Keep this one bookmarked for Silva's next start.
Must. Not. Order. JWH-018.
http://www2.iath.virginia.edu/wax/english/1movie/1all/F/1/1a1a2a1.html
I had to sit on the floor when this was screened at the Music Box, the place was so packed. Fickle time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 09, 2010, 02:15:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
This gives me great hope that "Eggs with Flight Lieutenant Kerr" will someday be set free.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 06, 2010, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 06, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Vive la France!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4YT_VROJg&feature=player_embedded)
Great googly moogly.
Keep this one bookmarked for Silva's next start.
Deleted, sorry dude
Quote from: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 07:08:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 06, 2010, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 06, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Vive la France!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4YT_VROJg&feature=player_embedded)
Great googly moogly.
Keep this one bookmarked for Silva's next start.
Deleted, sorry dude
Huh?
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 09, 2010, 08:25:29 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 07:08:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 06, 2010, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 06, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Vive la France!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4YT_VROJg&feature=player_embedded)
Great googly moogly.
Keep this one bookmarked for Silva's next start.
Deleted, sorry dude
Huh?
It's still there. They're still magnificent.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 09, 2010, 08:25:29 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 07:08:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 06, 2010, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 06, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Vive la France!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4YT_VROJg&feature=player_embedded)
Great googly moogly.
Keep this one bookmarked for Silva's next start.
Deleted, sorry dude
Huh?
Gave me some weird massage in french about some group deleting it.
Quote from: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 10:11:11 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 09, 2010, 08:25:29 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 07:08:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 06, 2010, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 06, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Vive la France!
NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4YT_VROJg&feature=player_embedded)
Great googly moogly.
Keep this one bookmarked for Silva's next start.
Deleted, sorry dude
Huh?
Gave me some weird massage in french about some group deleting it.
Where can I get that same rub down, mon amis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I14y_xKmuQA
Badass.
Bad language warning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9vbE-RPn2c
As if the Nairobi Trio weren't enough. Horrifying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaJd-_pX8E
That bitch totally needed a ride. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkq4ipN-FTU)
The best of the three parts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgEbp5SQnUw).
What I recall most about the Towne Revue was that they showed 8 mm urolagniac films between "dance" performances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc
There's LARPing, and then there's LARPing.
Quote from: morpheus on April 01, 2010, 08:30:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc
There's LARPing, and then there's LARPing.
http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~kyperry3/Blue_Fugates_Troublesome_Creek.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
Quote from: thehawk on April 17, 2010, 09:30:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
That is my new favorite thing ever.
I'm not certain what to make of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etxsr5UUuzA).
Quote from: Bort on April 17, 2010, 09:54:44 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 17, 2010, 09:30:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
That is my new favorite thing ever.
The one that sells 'em is hot. Sans mole.
Quote from: Bort on April 17, 2010, 09:54:44 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 17, 2010, 09:30:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
That is my new favorite thing ever.
Intrepid Reader: Bad KermitYou assholes. (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/11/06/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-i-thought-skeletor-was-evil-edition/)
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 18, 2010, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 17, 2010, 09:54:44 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 17, 2010, 09:30:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
That is my new favorite thing ever.
Intrepid Reader: Bad Kermit
You assholes. (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/11/06/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-i-thought-skeletor-was-evil-edition/)
Bad Kermit has a blog now?
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 18, 2010, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 17, 2010, 09:54:44 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 17, 2010, 09:30:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
That is my new favorite thing ever.
Intrepid Reader: Bad Kermit
You assholes. (http://hirejimessian.com/2009/11/06/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-i-thought-skeletor-was-evil-edition/)
He can steal my link, or not, I don't care.
Done (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6812.msg211939#msg211939):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeCakh3VMfE
QuoteHe really does look like a retarded Jack Black.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 19, 2010, 06:49:31 PM
Done (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6812.msg211939#msg211939):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeCakh3VMfE
QuoteHe really does look like a retarded Jack Black.
Iowa looks like fun.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 19, 2010, 06:49:31 PM
Done (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6812.msg211939#msg211939):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeCakh3VMfE
QuoteHe really does look like a retarded Jack Black.
Did you scream that, buddy?
Mere minutes after I posted this here someone logged onto SKO's Facebook page and posted it there under the text:
Quoteman, hes going to hate me!
The internets really have it out for our portly pal today.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 19, 2010, 07:12:54 PM
Mere minutes after I posted this here someone logged onto SKO's Facebook page and posted it there under the text:
Quoteman, hes going to hate me!
The internets really have it out for our portly pal today.
Same f*&king brother. Sumbitch.
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2010, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 19, 2010, 07:12:54 PM
Mere minutes after I posted this here someone logged onto SKO's Facebook page and posted it there under the text:
Quoteman, hes going to hate me!
The internets really have it out for our portly pal today.
Same f*&king brother. Sumbitch.
To be fair, I only made it 5 seconds in before I closed the window.
Seriously. This is what happens when you don't let kids drink before they're 21.
Quote from: MAD on April 19, 2010, 10:11:08 PM
Seriously. This is what happens when you don't let kids drink before they're 21.
I wish I had the novice excuse, but I've been drinking since 14. This is just my lack of shame coming back to haunt me.
Quote from: Bort on April 19, 2010, 09:41:33 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2010, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 19, 2010, 07:12:54 PM
Mere minutes after I posted this here someone logged onto SKO's Facebook page and posted it there under the text:
Quoteman, hes going to hate me!
The internets really have it out for our portly pal today.
Same f*&king brother. Sumbitch.
To be fair, I only made it 5 seconds in before I closed the window.
You mostly missed a lot more of the same, plus the Jack Black remark.
Quote from: PenFoe on April 19, 2010, 06:57:19 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 19, 2010, 06:49:31 PM
Done (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6812.msg211939#msg211939):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeCakh3VMfE
QuoteHe really does look like a retarded Jack Black.
Iowa looks like fun.
omg
Technically not the youtubes, but a great hour long doc on Fergie and the 72-73 cubs seasons smooshed together. Warning, lots of half naked club house shots. Don't know if this has been posted or made the rounds yet. The douche from Uniwatchblog.com posted this today.
http://www.nfb.ca/film/king_of_the_hill#
Quote from: Poon on April 20, 2010, 03:23:42 PM
Technically not the youtubes, but a great hour long doc on Fergie and the 72-73 cubs seasons smooshed together. Warning, lots of half naked club house shots.
(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/03/02/va1237357554734/Sarah-Ferguson-AP-6509537.jpg)
Forgive me if this has already been posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgXC303Q5A
Quote from: Canadouche on April 20, 2010, 07:00:11 PM
Forgive me if this has already been posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgXC303Q5A
You know you're just asking for it, right?
Quote from: Canadouche on April 20, 2010, 07:00:11 PM
Forgive me if this has already been posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgXC303Q5A
What do we have to do to get SKO on 'Super Star Avenue'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2C0M5rstsU
There are more of these somewhere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTE0nM9lLcA&feature=player_embedded#!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJut2shBdk&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPeIMIVgq0&feature=related
Wow:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Superman-leap-makes-Fordham-player-a-viral-video?urn=mlb,235668
http://la-gun.com/manning/
Not YouTube but still entertaining.
DPD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ) (NEEEEEIIIIIIINNNNNN!)
Quote from: morpheus on April 22, 2010, 08:54:10 AM
DPD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ) (NEEEEEIIIIIIINNNNNN!)
"Google's basically doing the same thing the British did in 1937: They're doing nothing while these fucking Nazis start destroying the world!"
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2010, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 19, 2010, 10:11:08 PM
Seriously. This is what happens when you don't let kids drink before they're 21.
I wish I had the novice excuse, but I've been drinking since 14. This is just my lack of shame coming back to haunt me.
My bad, SKO. For some reason i thought you were waiting until you were 21.
Maybe that was Weebs.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=670_1271685571
Quote from: morpheus on April 23, 2010, 08:02:09 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=670_1271685571
Awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgYhmPJn_Ns
Quote from: Wheezer on April 25, 2010, 02:58:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgYhmPJn_Ns
I love that version of Chuck. He should post here.
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 03:01:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 25, 2010, 02:58:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgYhmPJn_Ns
I love that version of Chuck. He should post here.
That was perfect.
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 03:01:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 25, 2010, 02:58:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgYhmPJn_Ns
I love that version of Chuck. He should post here.
Holy shit. I can't stop laughing.
Kap sent me an MP3 of the call. That's me in 40 years.
Or next week, I'm not sure...
QuoteFrom WGN Radio 720 April 2010. Dave Kaplan takes a call from Soriano loyalist "Chuck". Hilarity ensues. By Edwardo and Squirehogg 2010. Go Cubs.
This appears to be turning into a cottage industry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEsHiKDEc6U
Has this strong YouTube video been posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Quote from: Canadouche on April 28, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
Has this strong YouTube video been posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
I would like to be the first to thank you for posting a four year old video.
Thank you.
Quote from: RW on April 29, 2010, 02:12:06 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 28, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
Has this strong YouTube video been posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
I would like to be the first to thank you for posting a four year old video.
Thank you.
Kurt posted ANOTHER video with a four year old in it?
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2010, 08:10:02 AM
Quote from: RW on April 29, 2010, 02:12:06 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 28, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
Has this strong YouTube video been posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
I would like to be the first to thank you for posting a four year old video.
Thank you.
Kurt posted ANOTHER video with a four year old in it?
Do you say that because Kurt Evans is a pedophile?
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 29, 2010, 08:25:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2010, 08:10:02 AM
Quote from: RW on April 29, 2010, 02:12:06 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 28, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
Has this strong YouTube video been posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
I would like to be the first to thank you for posting a four year old video.
Thank you.
Kurt posted ANOTHER video with a four year old in it?
Do you say that because Kurt Evans is a pedophile?
Oh, great, now Andy is going to lose his barrel (I assume he's been sued so many times that he is left wearing a barrel like in the old Warner Bros. cartoons).
Quote from: thehawk on April 29, 2010, 09:51:59 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 29, 2010, 08:25:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2010, 08:10:02 AM
Quote from: RW on April 29, 2010, 02:12:06 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 28, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
Has this strong YouTube video been posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
I would like to be the first to thank you for posting a four year old video.
Thank you.
Kurt posted ANOTHER video with a four year old in it?
Do you say that because Kurt Evans is a pedophile?
Oh, great, now Andy is going to lose his barrel (I assume he's been sued so many times that he is left wearing a barrel like in the old Warner Bros. cartoons).
Careful, I now have to sue Andy for having to read you overexplain that.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/4/30/1451803/we-are-notre-dame-whoa-oh-oh-omg
For Kerm and any of you other Domers.
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/4/30/1451803/we-are-notre-dame-whoa-oh-oh-omg
For Kerm and any of you other Domers.
Yep. My buddy posted it on his blog last night. It is the worst thing ever. People greenlighted this. Just think about that. Someone thought that this makes ND look BETTER.
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:47:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/4/30/1451803/we-are-notre-dame-whoa-oh-oh-omg
For Kerm and any of you other Domers.
Yep. My buddy posted it on his blog last night. It is the worst thing ever. People greenlighted this. Just think about that. Someone thought that this makes ND look BETTER.
I'm just waiting for Ron Zook to see it. Then he'll hire FreakBass or whatever his name is to produce "We Are Illinoize." It'll be 5 minutes of Ron Zook water skiing and Juice Williams overthrowing the city of Champaign.
Quote from: SKO on May 02, 2010, 08:58:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:47:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/4/30/1451803/we-are-notre-dame-whoa-oh-oh-omg
For Kerm and any of you other Domers.
Yep. My buddy posted it on his blog last night. It is the worst thing ever. People greenlighted this. Just think about that. Someone thought that this makes ND look BETTER.
I'm just waiting for Ron Zook to see it. Then he'll hire FreakBass or whatever his name is to produce "We Are Illinoize." It'll be 5 minutes of Ron Zook water skiing and Juice Williams overthrowing the city of Champaign.
Thanks for the reminder of how terrible Illinois football is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2010, 09:06:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 02, 2010, 08:58:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:47:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/4/30/1451803/we-are-notre-dame-whoa-oh-oh-omg
For Kerm and any of you other Domers.
Yep. My buddy posted it on his blog last night. It is the worst thing ever. People greenlighted this. Just think about that. Someone thought that this makes ND look BETTER.
I'm just waiting for Ron Zook to see it. Then he'll hire FreakBass or whatever his name is to produce "We Are Illinoize." It'll be 5 minutes of Ron Zook water skiing and Juice Williams overthrowing the city of Champaign.
Thanks for the reminder of how terrible Illinois football is.
Just noticed a link to this in the comments to that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbxMyY8wazs
Adding: And, whaddaya know... this was
the inspiration for that.
http://ftt.nd.edu/WeAreND.shtml
QuoteEvery summer I take my two boys to Cincinnati to watch the Reds play. Just like my dad took me. Last year I heard this unique, fun, infectious song blaring from the speakers at Great American Ballpark. The song, Reds Fan. The artist, Freekbass. A six time winner for Best R&B/Funk Performer by the Cincinnati Entertainment Awards. His producer, Bootsy Collins, a Rock-n-Roll Hall of Famer. The Freekbass CD, "The Air Is Fresher Underground", was short listed for best R&B Album nominee for the Grammys in 2002.
I loved Reds Fan. Funky, fresh, different. I loved Freekbass. A throwback to the 1970s when the Reds were the Big Red Machine, and Notre Dame ruled football and basketball. "Reds Fan" has made the talented Freekbass the talk of Cincinnati.
Back in South Bend in the 2000s, I was tired of reading about how stale the fans are at Notre Dame. How the stadium had no energy, how the fans sat on their behinds.
I was tired of it.
I know the passion of ND fans. You do too. How many of you alumni celebrated silly in South Bend when ND beat Miami in 88, or Florida State in 93? Where has that partyin' passion been?
It's there. It's there. Just waiting. Waiting.
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2010, 09:06:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 02, 2010, 08:58:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:47:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/4/30/1451803/we-are-notre-dame-whoa-oh-oh-omg
For Kerm and any of you other Domers.
Yep. My buddy posted it on his blog last night. It is the worst thing ever. People greenlighted this. Just think about that. Someone thought that this makes ND look BETTER.
I'm just waiting for Ron Zook to see it. Then he'll hire FreakBass or whatever his name is to produce "We Are Illinoize." It'll be 5 minutes of Ron Zook water skiing and Juice Williams overthrowing the city of Champaign.
Thanks for the reminder of how terrible Illinois football is.
I figured it would be easier coming from me rather than BC.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 02, 2010, 11:18:54 PM
QuoteI know the passion of ND fans. You do too. How many of you alumni celebrated silly in South Bend when ND beat Miami in 88, or Florida State in 93? Where has that partyin' passion been?
It's there. It's there. Just waiting. Waiting.
Perhaps if they'd try winning a meaningful game AFTER 1993...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o0_3QEnrlQ
I considered putting this in the DDD thread...
CPR is hot.
http://vimeo.com/11673844
Sometimes I want to live forever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTxaVfhAnTc).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUAkIGrQFw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUAkIGrQFw)
Quote from: HumbleJerry on May 27, 2010, 04:51:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUAkIGrQFw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUAkIGrQFw)
Maybe you could just describe it?
The making of the "psychedelic" Friskies ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Y-M_vE9MA). I think the original still outdoes the parodies.
Every year, the faculty and staff at the school I teach at put together a "variety show" with a series of skits and videos featuring the teachers and administrators. Usually the show consists of a series of live performances and videos.
Here's one of this year's videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rswZR9G0grY
Quote from: fiveouts on May 30, 2010, 10:38:01 AM
Every year, the faculty and staff at the school I teach at put together a "variety show" with a series of skits and videos featuring the teachers and administrators. Usually the show consists of a series of live performances and videos.
Here's one of this year's videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rswZR9G0grY
That was pretty awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc2xs7POefg
Fast forward to the 1:10 mark. Awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ec8PNGt7N0
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 11:46:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ec8PNGt7N0
I couldn't believe that watching it live. That was genuine emotion, and the comment about the kid crying was a really cool moment. Fucking Millbury needed to shut the hell up, though.
Quote from: SKO on June 10, 2010, 07:53:04 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 11:46:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ec8PNGt7N0
I couldn't believe that watching it live. That was genuine emotion, and the comment about the kid crying was a really cool moment. Fucking Millbury needed to shut the hell up, though.
Millbury managed to ruin everything hockey-related that he ever touched. Why should this be any different. Fuck NBC for giving that hack a job.
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2010, 08:08:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 10, 2010, 07:53:04 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 11:46:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ec8PNGt7N0
I couldn't believe that watching it live. That was genuine emotion, and the comment about the kid crying was a really cool moment. Fucking Millbury needed to shut the hell up, though.
Millbury managed to ruin everything hockey-related that he ever touched. Why should this be any different. Fuck NBC for giving that hack a job.
"Why is this affecting you?" What a fucking 'tard.
BP spills coffee... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATFFo0YCSb8
It gets awesome at the 1:40 mark or so, after her denials...
Quote from: morpheus on June 11, 2010, 02:03:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATFFo0YCSb8
It gets awesome at the 1:40 mark or so, after her denials...
All that was missing was, "wait, what?"
I'm starting to enjoy the psychological primitivism of the "New Atheists" a bit. Rather than being a discarding of useless conceits, it's additive, like in Watermelon Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWMFC_pngo).
Doesn't look like this has been posted before...
http://blip.tv/file/2856053
Wally Backman manages baseball in a disastrously short-lived independent league (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Coast_League).
Just skip to the last 20 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyvND30jiA
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2010, 03:16:58 PM
Quote from: morpheus on June 11, 2010, 02:03:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATFFo0YCSb8
It gets awesome at the 1:40 mark or so, after her denials...
All that was missing was, "wait, what?"
The husband did a beautiful double take. "Why am I standing here?"
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 14, 2010, 06:58:34 PM
Doesn't look like this has been posted before...
http://blip.tv/file/2856053
Wally Backman manages baseball in a disastrously short-lived independent league (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Coast_League).
"Let's go have a beer Doc."
Christ, I thought Wally was going to stroke out.
DPD.
In some small way I hope this makes up for Leutonia's National Team being overlooked for a World Cup seeding.
Cabbage Rolls and Coffee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qixMnBDaw4&feature=related)
Your new morning zookeepers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 24, 2010, 03:05:44 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 24, 2010, 03:00:45 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2010, 01:49:46 PM
You can have Fredi. He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.
How many Adrian Gonzalezesses do you think the Cubs can afford, Chuck?
However many they can pick off of the Adrian Gonzalez tree.
Just free association (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzmnuC0rvao).
Awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA&feature=player_embedded)
Fascinating...probably a hoax of somekind though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khW3nLG_xoY&feature=player_embedded#
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 27, 2010, 11:31:42 AM
Awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA&feature=player_embedded)
Ke$ha crossed with Star Trek? There is quite literally nothing about this that can be described as "awesome."
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 29, 2010, 04:52:48 PM
Fascinating...probably a hoax of somekind though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khW3nLG_xoY&feature=player_embedded#
Seems real enough.
Could easily be a similar effect to the dancing frog legs you can see in the related videos at the right. Just add salt.
Sadly, this ends just when they seem to be hitting a real groove (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuPa9ihhZsw).
Your latest internet sensation: drugs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
What does it mean? [sobs uncontrollably]
(Gregory Brothers remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA).)
Addendum: Rainbow down! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWDaBK4iT9Y)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 06, 2010, 06:12:50 PM
Addendum: Rainbow down! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWDaBK4iT9Y)
Wait.
Why the fuck is Oleg in a cagefight?
Nightmare Fuel. (http://vimeo.com/3938054)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
EDIT: NSFW language...
Quote from: morpheus on July 08, 2010, 12:30:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
EDIT: NSFW language...
EDIT: DRLP video...
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 29, 2010, 10:47:42 PM
Somehow, I feel this somehow relates to some of the Wrigley Field patrons...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg&feature=related
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 08, 2010, 12:53:54 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 08, 2010, 12:30:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
EDIT: NSFW language...
EDIT: DRLP video...
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on June 29, 2010, 10:47:42 PM
Somehow, I feel this somehow relates to some of the Wrigley Field patrons...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg&feature=related
EDIT: GODDAMNIT
Jack Brickhouse interviews George Halas back when men were men, a handshake was a handshake, and interviewers were tough. (http://pictron.museum.tv/MGWMS/MBC/TV%20Radio%20News/TV_00932/TV_00932wmv400k_alternate.wmv%20)
At 4:42, Halas talks about how he will get his new stadium within the year.
A little earlier, he suggests adding a team from the south or the west would improve the competitive balance of the Bears' division.
He also talks about how free agency would ruin the league and hurt the players...
At 10:20 he breaks down about not needing to borrow money to run the team anymore.
Interesting to some degree, amusing in other ways as Brickhouse kissed Halas' ass throughout.
Well, it was more amusing than waking up to find cat foaeces all over the apartment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqgWcg-V8kg
http://vimeo.com/12962691
"This is me. This is how I am. This is a lifestyle. This is it."
I have no idea if you guys have seen this before, but it's pretty awesome.
Double rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
AWESOME REMIX W/AUTOTUNE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=related)
A KFC/Taco Bell copycat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG8zNSf0c9k)
Should be SFW.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
I have no idea if you guys have seen this before, but it's pretty awesome.
Double rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
AWESOME REMIX W/AUTOTUNE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=related)
A KFC/Taco Bell copycat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG8zNSf0c9k)
Should be SFW.
My namelink (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/double-rainbow-guy-paul-yosemite-bear-vasquez-sober/story?id=11133337) for the past couple days.
Quote from: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 12:29:58 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
I have no idea if you guys have seen this before, but it's pretty awesome.
Double rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
AWESOME REMIX W/AUTOTUNE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=related)
A KFC/Taco Bell copycat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG8zNSf0c9k)
Should be SFW.
My namelink (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/double-rainbow-guy-paul-yosemite-bear-vasquez-sober/story?id=11133337) for the past couple days.
Ah, okay. Sorry, haven't been SBoxing much lately.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:30:45 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 12:29:58 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
I have no idea if you guys have seen this before, but it's pretty awesome.
Double rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
AWESOME REMIX W/AUTOTUNE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=related)
A KFC/Taco Bell copycat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG8zNSf0c9k)
Should be SFW.
My namelink (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/double-rainbow-guy-paul-yosemite-bear-vasquez-sober/story?id=11133337) for the past couple days.
Ah, okay. Sorry, haven't been SBoxing much lately.
No, I was just giving you a follow-up.
Quote from: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 12:31:56 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:30:45 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 12:29:58 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
I have no idea if you guys have seen this before, but it's pretty awesome.
Double rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
AWESOME REMIX W/AUTOTUNE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=related)
A KFC/Taco Bell copycat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG8zNSf0c9k)
Should be SFW.
My namelink (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/double-rainbow-guy-paul-yosemite-bear-vasquez-sober/story?id=11133337) for the past couple days.
Ah, okay. Sorry, haven't been SBoxing much lately.
No, I was just giving you a follow-up.
Oh, I see. I thought you mean your namelink was the double rainbow YouTube video. It would have helped if I had actually clicked your link...I'm dumb. But, thanks for the article.
Assholes.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 06, 2010, 06:12:50 PM
Your latest internet sensation: drugs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
What does it mean? [sobs uncontrollably]
(Gregory Brothers remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA).)
Addendum: Rainbow down! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWDaBK4iT9Y)
FML.
Did you hear something?
This just proves my theory that no one ever watches the videos linked to in this thread.
I can't watch them on my work computer, but I saw the ones I posted on my iPhone. My bad, the context in your post was enough for me to figure it out.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 14, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
This just proves my theory that no one ever watches the videos linked to in this thread.
That's not true, I watch like one in every 10, as long as they're hyped up well by the original poster.
Quote from: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 01:16:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 14, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
This just proves my theory that no one ever watches the videos linked to in this thread.
That's not true, I watch like one in every 10, as long as they're hyped up well by the original poster.
I watched a few early on and then stopped. A few weeks ago, I watched one that Gil posted which featured Star Trek and the music of Ke$ha.
Never again.
Let's test the theory again with this video of Gary Numan playing "Cars"... on real cars!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vktqUM0VDtU
This is glorious... you need to watch this
http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice#p/u/0/FgRwq-bu0EQ
Quote from: thehawk on July 14, 2010, 06:49:33 PM
This is glorious... you need to watch this
http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice#p/u/0/FgRwq-bu0EQ
He proposed for a guy to his girlfriend. (http://mashable.com/2010/07/14/old-spice-proposal/)...she said yes. (http://twitter.com/ActressAngela/status/18527758191)
DPD...
Creepier presence...Skinny John Goodman or James Carville?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUO3M7MYvAI&feature=player_embedded#!
Quote from: PenPho on July 20, 2010, 12:02:29 PM
DPD...
Creepier presence...Skinny John Goodman or James Carville?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUO3M7MYvAI&feature=player_embedded#!
I was waiting for Landry to show up on there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI
SKO can't wait for them to come out to Iowa to recreate the pod race on tractors.
Paul would be thrilled (http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DwuVgXJ55G6Y%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded&categorylist=147&categorydescriptionlist=Streaming%20Media&useripaddress=10.).
Quote from: Canadouche on July 21, 2010, 10:55:35 AM
Paul would be thrilled (http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DwuVgXJ55G6Y%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded&categorylist=147&categorydescriptionlist=Streaming%20Media&useripaddress=10.).
Link fix'd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M&feature=related)
Quote from: flannj on July 21, 2010, 12:29:30 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 21, 2010, 10:55:35 AM
Paul would be thrilled (http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DwuVgXJ55G6Y%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded&categorylist=147&categorydescriptionlist=Streaming%20Media&useripaddress=10.).
Link fix'd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M&feature=related)
Thanks. I was trying to circumvent the fun filter.
Not exactly "You Tube", but still....
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/07/15
It's like a frickin' Country Bear Jamberoo around here!
http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/bear-takes-a-short-ride-in-a-fast-machine
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 29, 2010, 01:56:05 PM
It's like a frickin' Country Bear Jamberoo around here!
http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/bear-takes-a-short-ride-in-a-fast-machine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah3nMStXV4
These goalies suck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH_dKfBI40
QuoteFrom this point on little children and pregnant women should not watch, because it won't be good for their education.
QuoteWow! Your English is fucking sick!
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 01:07:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH_dKfBI40
QuoteFrom this point on little children and pregnant women should not watch, because it won't be good for their education.
QuoteWow! Your English is fucking sick!
No one will watch that...
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 09:10:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 01:07:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH_dKfBI40
QuoteFrom this point on little children and pregnant women should not watch, because it won't be good for their education.
QuoteWow! Your English is fucking sick!
No one will watch that...
I tried.
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:16:31 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 09:10:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 01:07:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH_dKfBI40
QuoteFrom this point on little children and pregnant women should not watch, because it won't be good for their education.
QuoteWow! Your English is fucking sick!
No one will watch that...
I tried.
You son of of bitch.
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
His mom seems to be encouraging his enthusiasm until she sees what exactly he was cheering for.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:41:04 PM
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
We can't all get our internet fun from Mets blogs.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
His mom seems to be encouraging his enthusiasm until she sees what exactly he was cheering for.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:41:04 PM
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
We can't all get our internet fun from Mets blogs. FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS TANk
For being morgany, he's pretty smart. I saw 40 year old tits this weekend that were definitely not as good as the ones he just saw.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
His mom seems to be encouraging his enthusiasm until she sees what exactly he was cheering for.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:41:04 PM
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
We can't all get our internet fun from Mets blogs. FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS TANk
For being morgany, he's pretty smart. I saw 40 year old tits this weekend that were definitely not as good as the ones he just saw.
Yeti's dialing wand is still on back order'd.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS TANk
All jokes aside, I don't actually swing that way, Poppin' Fresh.
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
His mom seems to be encouraging his enthusiasm until she sees what exactly he was cheering for.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:41:04 PM
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
We can't all get our internet fun from Mets blogs. FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS TANk
For being morgany, he's pretty smart. I saw 40 year old tits this weekend that were definitely not as good as the ones he just saw.
Yeti's dialing wand is still on back order'd.
Then why would I say they weren't as good as the ones he just saw, YOU IDITO!?!?!?!
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
His mom seems to be encouraging his enthusiasm until she sees what exactly he was cheering for.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:41:04 PM
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
We can't all get our internet fun from Mets blogs. FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS TANk
For being morgany, he's pretty smart. I saw 40 year old tits this weekend that were definitely not as good as the ones he just saw.
Yeti's dialing wand is still on back order'd.
Then why would I say they weren't as good as the ones he just saw, YOU IDITO!?!?!?!
Because you throw those back until they're eight, Roman.
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 01:12:48 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
His mom seems to be encouraging his enthusiasm until she sees what exactly he was cheering for.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:41:04 PM
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
We can't all get our internet fun from Mets blogs. FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS TANk
For being morgany, he's pretty smart. I saw 40 year old tits this weekend that were definitely not as good as the ones he just saw.
Yeti's dialing wand is still on back order'd.
Then why would I say they weren't as good as the ones he just saw, YOU IDITO!?!?!?!
Because you throw those back until they're eight, Roman.
Beggars can't be choosers. YOU, of all people, should know that.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 01:30:45 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 01:12:48 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:50:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Watch the little guy on the stairs and hurry before it's gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4mTQ8vXOY) NSFW
His mom seems to be encouraging his enthusiasm until she sees what exactly he was cheering for.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 12:41:04 PM
Someone's been reading their deadspin.
We can't all get our internet fun from Mets blogs. FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS TANk
For being morgany, he's pretty smart. I saw 40 year old tits this weekend that were definitely not as good as the ones he just saw.
Yeti's dialing wand is still on back order'd.
Then why would I say they weren't as good as the ones he just saw, YOU IDITO!?!?!?!
Because you throw those back until they're eight, Roman.
Beggars can't be choosers. YOU, of all people, should know that.
Whoa there, Tiger. You're never gonna settle down with a nice 11 year old with THAT attitude.
The fact that a computer simulation is one of the major factors in this analysis is chilling. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvakgglAPM)
Quote from: Wheezer on August 10, 2010, 06:10:29 PM
The fact that a computer simulation is one of the major factors in this analysis is chilling. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvakgglAPM)
Computer simulations? Bah!
Here we see him grab a single can of beer from the galley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvakgglAPM#t=27s) where it was my understanding that he actually grabbed two of them (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7174.msg222591#msg222591).
That's an error of nearly 100%! (Give or take.)
(And nowhere have I even seen it
speculated that he grabbed this Dutch bullshit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heineken_Pilsener).)
This may be more on point...
(http://i.imgur.com/tBjWu.jpg)
Have we done the Bed Intruder Song here yet?
Quote from: Slaky on August 14, 2010, 01:27:38 PM
Have we done the Bed Intruder Song here yet?
Run and tell that!
Run and tell that!
Homeboy, home home homeboy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I9h2d8hw6g
Campaign commercials just keep getting worse.
Quote from: morpheus on August 17, 2010, 09:57:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I9h2d8hw6g
Campaign commercials just keep getting worse.
Fucking Vermont.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALmgArYW8Y&feature=player_embedded Oh. My. God.
Quote from: SKO on August 17, 2010, 08:47:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UB9Yx_qa5s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UB9Yx_qa5s) Oh. My. God.
Link fixed.
I never knew Gil had such a marvelous singing voice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB28WMv7wUE
I am going to put this in the category, along with skydiving and playing Russian Roulette, of things that I am not likely to engage in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voB6WiP83NU&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmyzRVI9PIM
Taiwanese animation is truly awesome. Bonus points for the depiction of Obama as a secret muslin.
Spoiler alert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5avIvylDw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5avIvylDw)
Sgt. Duck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg&feature=player_embedded
This isn't YouTube, but it's really cool. (http://thewildernessdowntown.com/) Especially if you like the Arcade Fire and hate Flash. They say it's a Chrome experiment but it ran great in Safari for me.
For a good time, put in 1060 W. Addison. Yeah, cover it with trees!
More for the intro than anything (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmS-DM8Jc0).
Quote from: Wheezer on August 31, 2010, 09:29:46 PM
More for the intro than anything (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmS-DM8Jc0).
The most absurd part was the comparison of Bruce Lee to Rin Tin Tin.
Home Run Derby... Ernie vs The Commerce Comet. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/166980/home-run-derby-ernie-banks-vs-mickey-mantle#s-p5-so-i0)
(The Mick may have been into the sauce a bit during the interviews)
DOUBLE RAINBOW??@@@!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2010, 11:00:57 AM
DOUBLE RAINBOW??@@@!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
God (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg218954#msg218954) dammit (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg219841#msg219841).
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 14, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
This just proves my theory that no one ever watches the videos linked to in this thread.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 08, 2010, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2010, 11:00:57 AM
DOUBLE RAINBOW??@@@!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
God (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg218954#msg218954) dammit (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg219841#msg219841).
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 14, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
This just proves my theory that no one ever watches the videos linked to in this thread.
I give the people what they want. They want their links with direct action, not couched in fruity, ambiguous linking language.
Thrill, wrong for YouTube links, wrong for America.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2010, 11:50:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 08, 2010, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2010, 11:00:57 AM
DOUBLE RAINBOW??@@@!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
God (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg218954#msg218954) dammit (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg219841#msg219841).
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 14, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
This just proves my theory that no one ever watches the videos linked to in this thread.
I give the people what they want. They want their links with direct action, not couched in fruity, ambiguous linking language.
Thrill, wrong for YouTube links, wrong for America.
That sounds like a vote for IAN to me...
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
I have no idea if you guys have seen this before, but it's pretty awesome.
Double rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
And any vote for IAN is a vote for St. Louis.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 08, 2010, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2010, 11:50:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 08, 2010, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2010, 11:00:57 AM
DOUBLE RAINBOW??@@@!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
God (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg218954#msg218954) dammit (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg219841#msg219841).
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 14, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
This just proves my theory that no one ever watches the videos linked to in this thread.
I give the people what they want. They want their links with direct action, not couched in fruity, ambiguous linking language.
Thrill, wrong for YouTube links, wrong for America.
That sounds like a vote for IAN to me...
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
I have no idea if you guys have seen this before, but it's pretty awesome.
Double rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI)
And any vote for IAN is a vote for St. Louis.
Oh my. Well, we can't have that, can we?
Fuck yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqIUxZTdVc
Quote from: morpheus on September 08, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
Fuck yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqIUxZTdVc
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true), I wanted to point out that I laughed my ass off at the video Morph posted.
Quote from: PenPho on September 08, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: morpheus on September 08, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
Fuck yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqIUxZTdVc
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true), I wanted to point out that I laughed my ass off at the video Morph posted.
It's definitely true. Mostly because people just post a youtube link which gives no description of what the clicker is about to see. Watching videos, for whatever reason, is far more difficult a task than simply reading an article. You can't skim a video would be one guess as to the reasoning.
Anyway, if Desipio had a youtube tag for posting that embeds the video into the post with a preview, the watch to post ratio would improve.
Quote from: Slaky on September 08, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 08, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: morpheus on September 08, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
Fuck yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqIUxZTdVc
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true), I wanted to point out that I laughed my ass off at the video Morph posted.
It's definitely true. Mostly because people just post a youtube link which gives no description of what the clicker is about to see. Watching videos, for whatever reason, is far more difficult a task than simply reading an article. You can't skim a video would be one guess as to the reasoning.
Anyway, if Desipio had a youtube tag for posting that embeds the video into the post with a preview, the watch to post ratio would improve.
I'm going to go ahead and say that "Fuck yeah" is an accurate description of what I linked. Here's my proof. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y)
NSFW LANGUAGEBut anyway, the original link is Morpheus explaining the Matrix to the Dude. Definitely worth a watch.
This has TDubbs written all over it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ0So3q9cT0)
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 17, 2010, 07:07:21 PM
Singing Tesla coils (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singing_Tesla_Coil)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSAExHBrfwU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEG-1iYpgKU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqoRaphiEk
I haven't had a chance to actually listen to the audio of this yet, but Jon assures me that it's indeed "pretty sweet":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoomwdNZeY
(It's a dude playing "Iron Man" on guitar-driven Tesla coils, Slak. Just click it.)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 14, 2010, 10:03:07 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 17, 2010, 07:07:21 PM
Singing Tesla coils (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singing_Tesla_Coil)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSAExHBrfwU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEG-1iYpgKU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqoRaphiEk
I haven't had a chance to actually listen to the audio of this yet, but Jon assures me that it's indeed "pretty sweet":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoomwdNZeY
(It's a dude playing "Iron Man" on guitar-driven Tesla coils, Slak. Just click it.)
I concur with Bort. Sweet.
Gunny Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg)
This is the most motivating video I've seen all year.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 16, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
Gunny Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg)
This is the most motivating video I've seen all year.
DPD.
Related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfmjromhhk)
Perhaps this should go on the Feedbag board:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77z2VsqEmXk&feature=email
Quote from: CBStew on September 19, 2010, 11:12:42 AM
Perhaps this should go on the Feedbag board:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77z2VsqEmXk&feature=email
That little girl has a big mouth.
Quote from: Slaky on September 08, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 08, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: morpheus on September 08, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
Fuck yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqIUxZTdVc
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true), I wanted to point out that I laughed my ass off at the video Morph posted.
It's definitely true. Mostly because people just post a youtube link which gives no description of what the clicker is about to see. Watching videos, for whatever reason, is far more difficult a task than simply reading an article. You can't skim a video would be one guess as to the reasoning.
Anyway, if Desipio had a youtube tag for posting that embeds the video into the post with a preview, the watch to post ratio would improve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZHb8983wMU
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
That was awesome.
8 months ago.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2010, 05:29:10 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
That was awesome.
8 months ago.
The video is new.
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
Fucking safari.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2010, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2010, 05:29:10 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
That was awesome.
8 months ago.
The video is new.
Maybe Crabs is visiting us from the future.
Quote from: Bort on September 29, 2010, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2010, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2010, 05:29:10 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
That was awesome.
8 months ago.
The video is new.
Maybe Crabs is visiting us from the future.
I prefer to imagine a future without him.
Quote from: flannj on September 29, 2010, 09:27:12 AM
Quote from: Bort on September 29, 2010, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2010, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2010, 05:29:10 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
That was awesome.
8 months ago.
The video is new.
Maybe Crabs is visiting us from the future.
I prefer to imagine a future without him.
Though if he were visiting us from the future, then the future wouldn't have him, so it's basically true.
Quote from: Slaky on September 29, 2010, 10:02:25 AM
Quote from: Bort on September 29, 2010, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2010, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2010, 05:29:10 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
That was awesome.
8 months ago.
The video is new.
Maybe Crabs is visiting us from the future.
The future sounds horrible.
You'll regret saying that in 8 minutes
Quote from: flannj on September 28, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
For Yeti. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Not the Pedophile Yeti.
For the Broken Hearted Yeti.
In 8-bit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HI-ZMjn9d8&feature=player_embedded)
Best. Lawyer. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiJQVyLelM) (apologies to the various lawyer types who post here, but until you've made an ad this good...)
DPD. I can't imagine this done in the States, since all of the flight attendants here are middle aged women who hate all passengers and life itself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqh8e2KYIrU
Quote from: morpheus on October 04, 2010, 09:05:28 AM
Best. Lawyer. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiJQVyLelM) (apologies to the various lawyer types who post here, but until you've made an ad this good...)
QuoteA Florida law firm
Think he really didnt need to add that part.
Wait till you see our 'urge to merge?' video (now in post-production)
Quote from: morpheus on October 04, 2010, 09:05:28 AM
Best. Lawyer. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiJQVyLelM) (apologies to the various lawyer types who post here, but until you've made an ad this good...)
I have asked all of the attorneys in my office to watch this video. We are going to petition the California State Bar for Continuing Legal Education credit for watching the video.
Some self-righteous environmentalist stuff here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSTLDel-G9k&feature=player_embedded#
But, at least it has Agent Scully!
Followed by this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmiS6P3WGNE&feature=player_embedded
Your 2010 Chicago Cubs Commemorative DVD: Chasing Pittsburgh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95RzmDD2MGU)
Quote from: morpheus on October 05, 2010, 06:33:51 PM
Your 2010 Chicago Cubs Commemorative DVD: Chasing Pittsburgh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95RzmDD2MGU)
I watched that.
Then I glanced at the suggested videos at the right and suddenly thought, "Holy shit... Remember when Chad Tracy was a Cub?"
Quote from: CBStew on October 04, 2010, 04:49:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 04, 2010, 09:05:28 AM
Best. Lawyer. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiJQVyLelM) (apologies to the various lawyer types who post here, but until you've made an ad this good...)
I have asked all of the attorneys in my office to watch this video. We are going to petition the California State Bar for Continuing Legal Education credit for watching the video.
His current website:
http://divorcedeli.com/
QuoteDeveloped over 18 months by divorce attorney Steven D. Miller in consultation with the Florida Bar and in compliance with its strict trade name regulations, DivorceDeli.com is a customer service Divorce Law Firm. Miller crafted an informative site, including video help, attractive design and most commonly requested Florida Divorce services to ensure both the product and trade name were descriptive – without inferring a promise or particular result.
"It's a catchy name that consumers will remember. But we agreed to change the trade name so consumers realize this doesn't make online divorce easy," said Miller, a pioneer in online divorce services, who changed his original site – DivorceEZ (http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-156901817.html) – following a request by the Florida Bar (http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/ethicalesq/2007/03/31/the-bars-self-importance-is-undignified-tasteless-too/). DivorceDeli streamlines the process to make it easier than hiring traditional Florida Divorce lawyers, and more thorough and effective than filing services." If desired, no court appearance is required. This makes DivorceDeli.com, A Divorce Law Firm perfect for couples already separated, or military couples with a spouse deployed overseas. Customers even receive free biscotti baked by Miller's wife Amy with every order.
http://www.divorcedeli.com/videos-archives.php
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 05, 2010, 11:34:26 AM
Some self-righteous environmentalist stuff here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSTLDel-G9k&feature=player_embedded#
But, at least it has Agent Scully!
Followed by this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmiS6P3WGNE&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmBnVjy4vag
Choir of the sun chants inside the anti moon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRB4rdkBmOs).
Quote from: Wheezer on October 06, 2010, 04:41:16 PM
Choir of the sun chants inside the anti moon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRB4rdkBmOs).
Ohhh-kay then...
Tom Jones feverishly calls after his lost hurdy-gurdy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HgCJH4rbIw)
This is tremendous. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQC41Zz-0Qs)
Quote from: morpheus on October 15, 2010, 09:34:56 AM
This is tremendous old news, bro. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQC41Zz-0Qs)
Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2008, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 28, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 28, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: powen01 on June 28, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
I thought it was a joke... but he's real: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
What a douche.
Wow.
Just...wow...
Dimitri offers classes for those who just can't wait for the release of his autobiographical "Mein Kock." (Classy pun, sir.)
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-reboot.html
QuoteSlut Finder (Intense 1 day classroom program) - $597.00 (+GST)
Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she
is ready to fuck.
$597 Canadian seems like a steep price for learning how to identify cheap women.
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-worship.html
QuoteRick the Dick (3 hour evening classroom) - $297.00(+GST)
Rick has the honour of being the "Parking lot BJ King of Canada".
Learn how he gets sluts to suck him off IMMEDIATELY!
Is there an Order of Canada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Canada) medal for parking lot BJs?
QuoteCult Builder program (Diabolical 5 day program) - $97,500.00(+GST)
The elite of society are taught POWERFUL techniques of psychological and sexual
enslavement. Due to its controversial nature, the cult builder program cannot be
purchased over the internet. Please contact our admin for payment information.
Elite? As an Obama voter, I obviously like the sound of that.
Can I assume Lesson #1 from all of the above would be "Dress to impress"?
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html
(http://i25.tinypic.com/28ardpt.jpg)
Thrill, I forwarded this Dimitri crap to a friend of mine... She was not impressed. In fact:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
He's like a Greek Paul, but from Toronto...
'd
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2010, 10:16:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on October 15, 2010, 09:34:56 AM
This is tremendous old news, bro. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQC41Zz-0Qs)
Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2008, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 28, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 28, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: powen01 on June 28, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
I thought it was a joke... but he's real: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
What a douche.
Wow.
Just...wow...
Dimitri offers classes for those who just can't wait for the release of his autobiographical "Mein Kock." (Classy pun, sir.)
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-reboot.html
QuoteSlut Finder (Intense 1 day classroom program) - $597.00 (+GST)
Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she
is ready to fuck.
$597 Canadian seems like a steep price for learning how to identify cheap women.
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-worship.html
QuoteRick the Dick (3 hour evening classroom) - $297.00(+GST)
Rick has the honour of being the "Parking lot BJ King of Canada".
Learn how he gets sluts to suck him off IMMEDIATELY!
Is there an Order of Canada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Canada) medal for parking lot BJs?
QuoteCult Builder program (Diabolical 5 day program) - $97,500.00(+GST)
The elite of society are taught POWERFUL techniques of psychological and sexual
enslavement. Due to its controversial nature, the cult builder program cannot be
purchased over the internet. Please contact our admin for payment information.
Elite? As an Obama voter, I obviously like the sound of that.
Can I assume Lesson #1 from all of the above would be "Dress to impress"?
http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html
(http://i25.tinypic.com/28ardpt.jpg)
Thrill, I forwarded this Dimitri crap to a friend of mine... She was not impressed. In fact:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
He's like a Greek Paul, but from Toronto...
'd
One day I will learn to clear all links with the department of Internet History.
Tina Turner lives in Zurich? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRr3zTzoVhk)
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:
http://vimeo.com/15749093
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:
http://vimeo.com/15749093
Quote from: Slaky on September 08, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 08, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true)...
It's definitely true. Mostly because people just post a youtube link which gives no description of what the clicker is about to see...
But, seriously: watch this one.
It's pretty sweet.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2010, 11:57:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:
http://vimeo.com/15749093
Quote from: Slaky on September 08, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 08, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true)...
It's definitely true. Mostly because people just post a youtube link which gives no description of what the clicker is about to see...
But, seriously: watch this one.
It's pretty sweet.
Just trying to fit in, man.
I'm not where to put this, but this is cool.
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2010/10/father-son-team-send-iphone-into-space/64686/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2010/10/father-son-team-send-iphone-into-space/64686/)
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:
http://vimeo.com/15749093
Last time Mrs. Tonk and I were in Prague, we stayed in a hotel directly opposite that clock, right on the old square. Nice room (with free porn on the telly, as it turned out), great restaurant and bar on the ground floor (with live music), fantastic terrace and rooftop bars (the latter with an incredible view of the city) and it wasn't horribly expensive either. Highly recommended :
http://www.hoteluprince.com/ (http://www.hoteluprince.com/)
So you want to go to law school. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE)
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 20, 2010, 11:47:48 PM
So you want to go to law school. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/law-schools-now-require-applicants-to-honestly-sta,18089/
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 20, 2010, 11:47:48 PM
So you want to go to law school. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE)
Good stuff:
Q: "Why do you want to be a lawyer?"
A: "I want to help people."
Q: "Oh- so you were pre-med and got a C in organic chemistry?"
A: "A D-plus, actually..."
Bringing Yeti to tears. . .
http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Arkansas-announcers-get-a-little-excited-over-a-?urn=highschool-278876
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 22, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
Bringing Yeti to tears. . .
http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Arkansas-announcers-get-a-little-excited-over-a-?urn=highschool-278876
That's some good shit right there. The situation makes me understand why he freaked out (them being down by 3 with less than a minute to play and on defense), but it might be slightly over-the-top.
Side note: I've seen a play very similar to that /typicalYeti
http://upcoming.current.com/items/2537693_president-obama-defends-himself-in-hilarious-musical-sendup.htm
William Shakespeare: hilljack
http://www.physorg.com/news/2010-10-professor-audience-shakespeare-words-accent.html
probably been posted already but I'm embarassed to be white.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN_Ml4PKdVU&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN_Ml4PKdVU&feature=player_embedded)
Since no one really watches the videos in this thread and no one knows about the NLRB, I figured posting this here would be perfect synergy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GC1UwHpKA&feature=player_embedded#
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:18:27 PM
Since no one really watches the videos in this thread and no one knows about the NLRB, I figured posting this here would be perfect synergy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GC1UwHpKA&feature=player_embedded#
Brief pause while Gil delivers a lecture on what constitutes "concerted activity".
Quote from: CBStew on November 11, 2010, 07:06:41 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:18:27 PM
Since no one really watches the videos in this thread and no one knows about the NLRB, I figured posting this here would be perfect synergy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GC1UwHpKA&feature=player_embedded#
Brief pause while Gil delivers a lecture on what constitutes "concerted activity".
Let me know when he covers non-mutual collateral estoppel.
Quote from: CT III on November 11, 2010, 08:00:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 11, 2010, 07:06:41 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:18:27 PM
Since no one really watches the videos in this thread and no one knows about the NLRB, I figured posting this here would be perfect synergy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GC1UwHpKA&feature=player_embedded#
Brief pause while Gil delivers a lecture on what constitutes "concerted activity".
Let me know when he covers non-mutual collateral estoppel.
I understood everything up to the point I logged into Desipio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRuwYF2Pc60&feature=player_embedded#at=45 This is catchy. Also, I have no trouble believing that Mike Singletary's entire coaching strategy amounts to "VISION! HEART!"
I may have mentioned this before (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjdowef1oKE). Maybe not.
Quote from: Wheezer on November 17, 2010, 01:31:35 AM
I may have mentioned this before (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjdowef1oKE). Maybe not.
Saw her open for Dylan. Fucking righteous night.
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30&feature=player_embedded) is the greatest thing in the history of things.
"Carpe Diem" at the Tuli memorial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7fK4BzexA).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nmHzPCTdw
History of the Soviet Union, in Lego form, and in Russian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpj3SDeAoO8&feature=player_embedded#
Just quit now, Lebron.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXkDDjeJs4
At first, I thought the oddest part was the resemblance to the beginning of "Logan's Run." I was mistaken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePKS9HMrQ_s
This is from someone who gave his wife a floorwaxer for Mother's Day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X88jCXzX0VA
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2010, 10:54:17 AM
This is from someone who gave his wife a floorwaxer for Mother's Day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X88jCXzX0VA
Hey, Dualbag!
Canadian humor. Not the same since John Candy died. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvq7HJcoig)
The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Boo-Boo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4)
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 14, 2010, 06:07:20 PM
The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Boo-Boo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4)
Fucking thief finally got what he deserved.
Quote from: fiveouts on November 26, 2010, 11:02:57 PM
Just quit now, Lebron.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXkDDjeJs4
Well Dwyane and Lebron are fuckin' ballin' now so hurry up and die of AIDS, Mike.
I believe I have identified my target job-interview outfit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TT2P1N3s-8).
As well as a redecorating theme for Oleg's living room (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeM88gIUdVg).
Apparently we're leapfrogging Jetsons shit straight to "holy shit, that can't be real"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2OfQdYrHRs
Perfect for finding the lumber aisle at a Peoria Lowe's.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 17, 2010, 02:06:09 AM
Apparently we're leapfrogging Jetsons shit straight to "holy shit, that can't be real"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2OfQdYrHRs
Perfect for finding the lumber aisle at a Peoria Lowe's.
It would be much better if it was some X-ray shit and we could see through that broad's shirt.
Quote from: Wheezer on December 15, 2010, 07:01:12 PM
I believe I have identified my target job-interview outfit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TT2P1N3s-8).
I heard Target is a good place to work.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 07:35:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 15, 2010, 07:01:12 PM
I believe I have identified my target job-interview outfit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TT2P1N3s-8).
I heard Target is a good place to work.
You did? Because I heard it sucks.
Quote from: Oleg on December 17, 2010, 06:28:47 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 17, 2010, 02:06:09 AM
Apparently we're leapfrogging Jetsons shit straight to "holy shit, that can't be real"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2OfQdYrHRs
Perfect for finding the lumber aisle at a Peoria Lowe's.
It would be much better if it was some X-ray shit and we could see through that broad's shirt.
Check the TSA app store.
Quote from: CT III on December 17, 2010, 08:20:04 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 07:35:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 15, 2010, 07:01:12 PM
I believe I have identified my target job-interview outfit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TT2P1N3s-8).
I heard Target is a good place to work.
You did? Because I heard it sucks.
We'll have to have Wheezer settle the score on this in a week or so if he passes mustard. Muster? Which is it?
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 08:59:02 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 17, 2010, 08:20:04 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 07:35:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 15, 2010, 07:01:12 PM
I believe I have identified my target job-interview outfit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TT2P1N3s-8).
I heard Target is a good place to work.
You did? Because I heard it sucks.
We'll have to have Wheezer settle the score on this in a week or so if he passes mustard. Muster? Which is it?
He passes muster, then cuts the mustard.
This is horrible. God bless the Mets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIqXGzUO0uY&feature=player_embedded
Sandy Alderson moves product, baby.
This is your new anthem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)
Lighthearted apologetics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peufn26tX7k).
Quote from: Night Man on December 20, 2010, 06:36:30 PM
This is your new anthem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)
Only until TDubbs relents and we finally start a band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ828EXrHeA).
Fiddler on the Roof GOT SERVED!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W7umbazJFM&feature=player_embedded#
Strong Advice. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU1eNhhnss4)
Bonus: he's running for President (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHt2S9hQUMo).
Funniest thing on Jimmy Kimmel since he mocked Jay Leno. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Axzxe1a78E) Oh wait that was on Leno's show.
Best ripoff ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0LcQ-xsFG0)
I can't find the direct YouTube link but this will work: http://www.nma.tv/brett-favre-sacked-sexual-harassment-lawsuit/
Its not exactly Youtube, but its worth it.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/music/2011/01/07
You're welcome.
Quote from: fiveouts on January 07, 2011, 04:44:42 PM
Its not exactly Youtube, but its worth it.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/music/2011/01/07
You're welcome.
That shit gave me a seizure.
Quote from: Fork on January 07, 2011, 11:47:44 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 07, 2011, 04:44:42 PM
Its not exactly Youtube, but its worth it.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/music/2011/01/07
You're welcome.
That shit gave me a seizure.
That was horrible.
To prepare yourself for next weekend's Bears- Eagles/Seahawks game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIFYMgt8Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBUm6l0Rx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHzdUVpUh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FBt4N1vac
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
To prepare yourself for next weekend's Bears- Eagles/Seahawks game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIFYMgt8Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBUm6l0Rx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHzdUVpUh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FBt4N1vac
I have an erection.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
To prepare yourself for next weekend's Bears- Eagles/Seahawks game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIFYMgt8Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBUm6l0Rx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHzdUVpUh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FBt4N1vac
I have an erection.
Those videos are about parliamentary procedure?
Quote from: Bort on January 08, 2011, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
To prepare yourself for next weekend's Bears- Eagles/Seahawks game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIFYMgt8Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBUm6l0Rx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHzdUVpUh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FBt4N1vac
I have an erection.
Those videos are about parliamentary procedure?
CSPAN is going to come after SKO...hard (||)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2011, 08:59:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 08, 2011, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
To prepare yourself for next weekend's Bears- Eagles/Seahawks game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIFYMgt8Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBUm6l0Rx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHzdUVpUh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FBt4N1vac
I have an erection.
Those videos are about parliamentary procedure?
CSPAN is going to come after SKO...hard (||)
I laughed in a bored manner.
Quote from: Bort on January 08, 2011, 09:00:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2011, 08:59:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 08, 2011, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
To prepare yourself for next weekend's Bears- Eagles/Seahawks game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIFYMgt8Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBUm6l0Rx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHzdUVpUh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FBt4N1vac
I have an erection.
Those videos are about parliamentary procedure?
CSPAN is going to come after SKO...hard (||)
I laughed in a bored manner.
You should come down here.
"We'll go bowling!"
(http://homerize.com/_framegrabs/3F23/fg_314.jpg)
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
To prepare yourself for next weekend's Bears- Eagles/Seahawks game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIFYMgt8Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBUm6l0Rx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHzdUVpUh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FBt4N1vac
What I like to hear --->
"Only the kicker to beat".
Quote from: powen01 on January 08, 2011, 08:20:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 07, 2011, 11:47:44 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 07, 2011, 04:44:42 PM
Its not exactly Youtube, but its worth it.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/music/2011/01/07
You're welcome.
That shit gave me a seizure.
That was horrible.
It is the perfect storm of suck.
I just wonder how many guys in the video got nabbed for date rape after the sorority formal at which it premiered.
SHAKING BREASTS = BIGGER BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfdMvoSj5pM) (possibly NSFW for lots of shaking Chinese booblies but no nipplage)
Quote from: morpheus on January 10, 2011, 08:47:30 AM
SHAKING BREASTS = BIGGER BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfdMvoSj5pM) (possibly NSFW for lots of shaking Chinese booblies but no nipplage)
Well, I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlQMvecMtkA
I LOLed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg11glsBW4Y
Hey, Weebs... you missed your exit.
Sick whiffleball pitches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulp6dsF4iVA
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 14, 2011, 04:07:35 PM
Sick whiffleball pitches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulp6dsF4iVA
Looks like Kerry Wood's 20 K game.
All I wanted to do was muse on the vibe of Van Buren station just before the last train. And then this. One might think that getting to the point where this is relevant in the first place would make the observation unnecessary, but no: Do not try to "update" Steambath (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Z6dXSz0ps).
Elmo wants a lemonade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzytYXzFK7c&feature=player_embedded
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
http://dalesdesigns.net/hand-dancing.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcvVPuJVKcs&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw&feature=player_embedded
I think this may be a little overdone. Maybe.
Quote from: morpheus on January 27, 2011, 04:08:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw&feature=player_embedded
I think this may be a little overdone. Maybe.
Museum Guide: "They had to destroy him."
Little girl: "Why?"
Robot's head: "I started to feel."
Sacrilege? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGb72TPj9l8) (Warning a little NSFW language)
DPD. Meta-dunk. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBd0N-cpTXc)
Quote from: morpheus on January 28, 2011, 08:39:48 AM
Sacrilege? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGb72TPj9l8) (Warning a little NSFW language)
I'm not going to lie: I'd watch this.
Unrelated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe50Bn2eS3w&feature=player_embedded
Well, I hadn't seen it before (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kuqTYl2wa4).
This is priceless. I was going to recommend it for parents, but if this doesn't bring a smile to your face then you need antidepressants. Watch it to the end.
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/drummer.html
I realize no one will watch this without a description, but words absolutely fucking fail me on this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHbRDR4rAkk
Happy weekend.
Edit: Oh, for fuck's sake...
http://www.youtube.com/user/pedromartell1
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
[
belated sigh (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg205912#msg205912) ]
(Also related (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg225581#msg225581).)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
[ belated sigh (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg205912#msg205912) ]
(Also related (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg225581#msg225581).)
No one clicks on these things.
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
[ belated sigh (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg205912#msg205912) ]
(Also related (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg225581#msg225581).)
No one clicks on these things.
It's true.
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
[ belated sigh (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg205912#msg205912) ]
(Also related (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg225581#msg225581).)
No one clicks on these things.
It's true.
Clearly.
But seriously. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg236805#msg236805)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 28, 2011, 09:11:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
[ belated sigh (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg205912#msg205912) ]
(Also related (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg225581#msg225581).)
No one clicks on these things.
It's true.
Clearly.
But seriously. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg236805#msg236805)
Oh holy hell.
Quote from: Bort on February 28, 2011, 09:17:50 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 28, 2011, 09:11:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
[ belated sigh (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg205912#msg205912) ]
(Also related (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg225581#msg225581).)
No one clicks on these things.
It's true.
Clearly.
But seriously. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg236805#msg236805)
Oh holy hell.
This. That. Jebus.
Quote from: morpheus on February 28, 2011, 10:41:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on February 28, 2011, 09:17:50 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 28, 2011, 09:11:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
Nherdboner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
[ belated sigh (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg205912#msg205912) ]
(Also related (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg225581#msg225581).)
No one clicks on these things.
It's true.
Clearly.
But seriously. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg236805#msg236805)
Oh holy hell.
This. That. Jebus.
Damn that was hot.
"Those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you can see the Space Shuttle. People on the left side of the aircraft, you probably see people on the right side of the aircraft looking at the Space Shuttle."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE_USPTmYXM
"Drinks are on the house, too."
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 06:01:52 PM
I realize no one will watch this without a description, but words absolutely fucking fail me on this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHbRDR4rAkk
Happy weekend.
Edit: Oh, for fuck's sake...
http://www.youtube.com/user/pedromartell1
FUUUUUCK. I had seen this before on reddit and immediately closed the window. Then you sneak it back into my life. Son of a bitch.
I get it. It's a he-she born into a shitty condition and he-she just wants to dance. And why shouldn't he-she express his-herself through the medium of dance? It's really quite moving, if you think about it.
But I mean come on. Kill it with fire.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 28, 2011, 07:07:54 PM
"Those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you can see the Space Shuttle. People on the left side of the aircraft, you probably see people on the right side of the aircraft looking at the Space Shuttle."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE_USPTmYXM
"Drinks are on the house, too."
Kick. Ass.
Paul Wilson gets racky-tacked right around home plate by a 6'4" mouthbreather...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mt0_0k40t4
Rally to Restore Sanity? (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28a_1298766484)
Quote from: morpheus on March 01, 2011, 10:48:32 AM
Rally to Restore Sanity? (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28a_1298766484)
Does anyone have any information as to whether the rally worked?
Total domination. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnsQSRVZno)
©July 31, 1897 Thomas A. Edison
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Chicago_-_State_St_at_Madison_Ave%2C_1897.ogv
I couldn't stop watching. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w465MHsvYpg)
DPD. A warlock, of sorts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665PiWDqXyc)
Chris Webber gets choked up after another Heat loss.
http://youtu.be/3nSXjebGjpI
For Gil. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs2l38DoqsQ)
I have never seen this product on the shelves of my local Safeway, but I will buy it when we visit New Orleans in May.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn0ey0vePwI
You're going to want about four minutes of your life back after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
You're going to want about four minutes of your life back after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
So why did you post it?
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 15, 2011, 04:30:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
You're going to want about four minutes of your life back after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
So why did you post it?
I NEED YOU TO FEEL MY PAIN!!!!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2011, 04:35:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 15, 2011, 04:30:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
You're going to want about four minutes of your life back after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
So why did you post it?
I NEED YOU TO FEEL MY PAIN!!!!
Ouch. ----> ( ( |
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Paging Yeti . ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZqE1RdC4Y&feature=related
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 17, 2011, 07:56:39 AM
Paging Yeti . ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZqE1RdC4Y&feature=related
Paging Dr. FACE.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
You're going to want about four minutes of your life back after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2011, 07:59:39 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 17, 2011, 07:56:39 AM
Paging Yeti . ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZqE1RdC4Y&feature=related
Paging Dr. FACE.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
You're going to want about four minutes of your life back after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
Nobody watches these
TDeutsche (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkn6vT81KMg&feature=related)?
Quote from: Fork on March 20, 2011, 10:18:03 PM
TDeutsche (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkn6vT81KMg&feature=related)?
That would be way better on KBS.
The Internet Wayback Machine, Literally. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWq4DWfrpu8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
You're going to want about four minutes of your life back after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
DPD. This video is, in fact, a clever countercultural masterpiece. (http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/arms-so-freezy-rebecca-blacks-friday-as-radical-text)
Nice friends. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdHDBgEhqPY&feature=player_embedded)
DPD, I don't know if this has been linked to yet (and given the history of this thread, it's probable that it has been), but Epic MealTime is quality stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime#p/u/1/FlN4Ho50abA
Great sound effects (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0fJYYmLflI).
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2011, 10:16:26 AM
DPD, I don't know if this has been linked to yet (and given the history of this thread, it's probable that it has been), but Epic MealTime is quality stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime#p/u/1/FlN4Ho50abA
I mentioned them in another thread, FWIW. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5671.msg233296#msg233296)
I am of a mind to wonder whether something like the exclusion principle is bound to kick in at some point. Eigenstate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lx6fhEsr04).
I think in light of the upcoming Tonkfest this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsEaRbVuzs) should be required watching and learning.
I have a fondness for the song, but the intro really makes this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IltuSEdFY).
[Edit.--Is that a fetal pig in the plastic bag hanging from the doorknob?]
Quote from: Wheezer on April 16, 2011, 08:27:15 PM
I have a fondness for the song, but the intro really makes this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IltuSEdFY).
[Edit.--Is that a fetal pig in the plastic bag hanging from the doorknob?]
"Aahh! The Sailing Elvis."
Skid Roper thanks you as well Wheezer.
Has this hook been Gilbaited? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxk0x5wuRH0)
Let's bring it full circle by mixing Mojo with Ochs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGDT7wKvdRk
Quote from: Bort on April 17, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
Let's bring it full circle by mixing Mojo Bubba Ho-Tep with Ochs child-rearing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGDT7wKvdRkPcoCtFGZu3s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcoCtFGZu3s)
DPD. I am a total sucker for the mouth organ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HDMCCLlGl4). (||)
[Edit.--I further maintain that replacing Moon with BC riding a giant weevil out of the studio just might change the course of the world.]
TPD. Your carbon was created in the cores of stars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivlf0SJYXE0), but Fenwicke L. Holmes tamed it all the same.
QPD. Not the least-viewed cover, but this guy means it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdgd1suqLpc).
5PD. Ratatazong ratatazong weg ist der Balkon dong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYO2djX6ZQA). This guy is amazing.
WTF, JAPAN? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXyEitADwHo)
This might be funny to Morts and TJ. I kind of liked it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOyaJ2UI7Ss&feature=player_embedded
I would give my last dollar to see these people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRhOObz17CQ) brought together with the ukulele guy.
Now, this is chilling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGnfKnfY6EM&feature=player_embedded
Batman... not having a good day. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcbm-Rcwl8)
Quote from: morpheus on May 13, 2011, 10:53:05 AM
Batman... not having a good day. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcbm-Rcwl8)
Neither is your link.
Someone's getting an assault charge.
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2011, 12:08:39 PM
Quote from: morpheus on May 13, 2011, 10:53:05 AM
Batman... not having a good day. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcbm-Rcwl8)
Neither is your link.
Also not having a good day here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EHlnl86698).
Quote from: morpheus on May 13, 2011, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2011, 12:08:39 PM
Quote from: morpheus on May 13, 2011, 10:53:05 AM
Batman... not having a good day. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azcbm-Rcwl8)
Neither is your link.
Also not having a good day here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EHlnl86698).
It works on so many levels...
Great Fan Escape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7B4gic1-qU
Quote from: bugsy on May 16, 2011, 10:04:52 AM
Great Fan Escape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7B4gic1-qU
I didn't know Huey was in Houston.
"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAxd7GOupyE&feature=fvwrel)
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2011, 09:02:20 PM
"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAxd7GOupyE&feature=fvwrel)
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I'd like to pray now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYTmrgqPoo)
The real one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eW6v7zoUNk)
Thumbs up, everybody, for rock and roll!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaIvk1cSyG8
Possible police abuse in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXpMzT5yGp8&feature=player_embedded
Full story here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/06/02/v-fullstory/2248396/witnesses-said-they-were-forced.html
QuoteBenoit said a Miami Beach officer grabbed his cell phone, said "You want to be [expletive] Paparazzi?" and stomped on his phone before placing him in handcuffs and shoving the crunched phone in Benoit's back pocket. He said the couple joined other witnesses already in cuffs and being watched by officers, who were on the lookout for two passengers who, police believe at the time, had bailed out of Herisse's car. It is still not known whether any passengers were in the car.
So, what did our intrepid correspondent do, you ask?
QuoteBenoit said the officers eventually uncuffed him after gunshots rang out elsewhere and he discreetly removed the SIM card and placed it in his mouth.
Well done, sir.
I'd go to this theater. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVz-fO7kxcQ&feature=player_embedded)
WTF?
http://www.shoonsports.com/switch-hitter-vs-switch-pitcher-pat-venditte/
A minor entry from the Chuck-puppet-video-guy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xVQlfVXXb4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjc5LFThDTQ&feature=share
Sean Bean dying violently. (http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2011/07/sean-bean-dying-repeatedly/)..over and over and over and over.
If you haven't already seen this elsewhere on the internet already, you probably will.
Or you can watch it right now...
http://sharetherainbows.com (NSFW audio.)
Taste the rainbow.
Incredibly related: http://twitter.com/HitlerPuncher/status/91359889816956928
Oprah commits a classic blunder. She reads the comments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slDAPms8Tvs
Some nerd somewhere is no doubt better for having trolled Oprah (http://www.google.com/search?q=over+9000). And her fans (http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:UFHUGtQqlpkJ:www.oprah.com/community/thread/88211%3Fstart%3D1080%26tstart%3D0#816945):
QuoteLet these animals take their 9,000 penises and do each other and LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought! (http://youtu.be/QiKPjPLPLh4)
He's a Bostonian and a Domer. He tucks his t-shirt into his jorts. And he's pulling off a three four-way in front of diggity-thousand of his closest bros.
http://deadspin.com/5828487/in-1997-an-espn-cameraman-captured-fenway-fans-having-an-over+the+jorts-three+way
Apparently the mid-90s really were the Golden Age. Oh, how humiliating.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 11, 2011, 11:50:41 AM
He's a Bostonian and a Domer. He tucks his t-shirt into his jorts. And he's pulling off a three four-way in front of diggity-thousand of his closest bros.
http://deadspin.com/5828487/in-1997-an-espn-cameraman-captured-fenway-fans-having-an-over+the+jorts-three+way
Apparently the mid-90s really were the Golden Age. Oh, how humiliating.
LSA +1
Quote from: morpheus on August 11, 2011, 04:17:24 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 11, 2011, 11:50:41 AM
He's a Bostonian and a Domer. He tucks his t-shirt into his jorts. And he's pulling off a three four-way in front of diggity-thousand of his closest bros.
http://deadspin.com/5828487/in-1997-an-espn-cameraman-captured-fenway-fans-having-an-over+the+jorts-three+way
Apparently the mid-90s really were the Golden Age. Oh, how humiliating.
LSA +1
Kerm?
The Yetti Guy takes his love of high school football (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFPd6h88lbw) to a new level.
I don't even know what to say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUj-m6Gq_2Y
The game everyone always talks about when they want to talk about 1989. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA9eDIZ7iHA&feature=related)
Quote from: Brownie on September 03, 2011, 12:29:30 PM
The game everyone always talks about when they want to talk about 1989. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA9eDIZ7iHA&feature=related)
Jesus. That was emotional. Thanks for posting that.
(Also, I honestly always think of the 10-9 win over the Astros when I think of '89)
It was better at Holstein's in '86, says my second-hand secret-hat tape, but still (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96WAwhZLXsc).
I don't know how this (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb5_1315266917) isn't a Desipiot.
The Kids Are Alright (http://www.schooltube.com/video/03f4d3aac728d5dd1c50/Willowbrook-LipDub-2011)!
Quote from: morpheus on September 06, 2011, 11:47:01 AM
I don't know how this (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb5_1315266917) isn't a Desipiot.
It's easy when you're the lead singer of Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 13, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
The Kids Are Alright (http://www.schooltube.com/video/03f4d3aac728d5dd1c50/Willowbrook-LipDub-2011)!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: kids love Crystal Pepsi.
I present this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QulBUdp-SAQ) mainly as a vague enquiry into whether Dubbs would advocate my adopting the Spock cut. I completely reject the brief scat-like interlude.
I hold Tonk responsible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClkYml47iM&feature=youtu.be).
WTF, America?
http://gawker.com/5853018/if-this-music-video-is-so-gross-why-cant-we-stop-looking-at-it
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 25, 2011, 09:41:05 AM
WTF, America?
http://gawker.com/5853018/if-this-music-video-is-so-gross-why-cant-we-stop-looking-at-it
Well, there's something I can't un-see.
Add a new name to the awesome political ad hall of fame.
This year's nominee for the Dale Peterson award is Mark Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&
Quote from: BBM on October 25, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Add a new name to the awesome political ad hall of fame.
This year's nominee for the Dale Peterson award is Mark Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&
That can't be real... can it?
Quote from: morpheus on October 25, 2011, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: BBM on October 25, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Add a new name to the awesome political ad hall of fame.
This year's nominee for the Dale Peterson award is Mark Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&
That can't be real... can it?
Sorry, it is. Were you going to lend him your vote?
Quote from: Slaky on October 25, 2011, 01:47:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 25, 2011, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: BBM on October 25, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Add a new name to the awesome political ad hall of fame.
This year's nominee for the Dale Peterson award is Mark Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&
That can't be real... can it?
Sorry, it is. Were you going to lend him your vote?
I think IAN's the unironic Herman Cain booster around these parts.
Quote from: BBM on October 25, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Add a new name to the awesome political ad hall of fame.
This year's nominee for the Dale Peterson award is Mark Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&
Via Dave Weigel (http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2011/10/24/herman_cain_s_amazing_campaign_ad.html), the awful music playing under the ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heL2Czeraw
QuotePay no attention to the people in the street
Crying out for accountability
Make a joke of what we believe
Say we don't matter cause you disagree
Pretend your kings, sit on your throne
Look down your nose at the peasants below
I've got some news: we're taking names
We're waiting now for the judgment day
I Am America
One voice, united we stand
I Am America
One hope to heal our land
There is still work that must be done
I will not rest until we've won
I Am America
You preach tolerance but lecture me
Is there no end to your hypocrisy?
Your god is your power, you have no shame
Your only interest is political gain
You hide your eyes and refuse to listen
You play your games and abuse the system
You stuff your pockets while Rome is burning
I've got a feeling that the tide is turning
HERMAN CAIN #OWS!
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 25, 2011, 06:29:06 PM
Quote from: BBM on October 25, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Add a new name to the awesome political ad hall of fame.
This year's nominee for the Dale Peterson award is Mark Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&
Via Dave Weigel (http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2011/10/24/herman_cain_s_amazing_campaign_ad.html), the awful music playing under the ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heL2Czeraw
QuotePay no attention to the people in the street
Crying out for accountability
Make a joke of what we believe
Say we don't matter cause you disagree
Pretend your kings, sit on your throne
Look down your nose at the peasants below
I've got some news: we're taking names
We're waiting now for the judgment day
I Am America
One voice, united we stand
I Am America
One hope to heal our land
There is still work that must be done
I will not rest until we've won
I Am America
You preach tolerance but lecture me
Is there no end to your hypocrisy?
Your god is your power, you have no shame
Your only interest is political gain
You hide your eyes and refuse to listen
You play your games and abuse the system
You stuff your pockets while Rome is burning
I've got a feeling that the tide is turning
HERMAN CAIN #OWS!
MikeC?
At least the content was relevant. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09a_1319730516)
Quote from: Slaky on October 25, 2011, 01:47:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 25, 2011, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: BBM on October 25, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Add a new name to the awesome political ad hall of fame.
This year's nominee for the Dale Peterson award is Mark Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&
That can't be real... can it?
Sorry, it is.
Then again... (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/45171907#45171907)
To continue the Cainia
This is awesome
http://youtu.be/N20OzP14i6U (http://youtu.be/N20OzP14i6U)
Crazier than a shithouse rat
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promises-with-mike-tyson?playlist=featured_videos (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promises-with-mike-tyson?playlist=featured_videos)
Make sure you watch the video through to the end...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=50KTFpK67Y0
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 10, 2011, 10:14:58 AM
Make sure you watch the video through to the end...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=50KTFpK67Y0
Wow.
Shake Weight... Free Flexor... and now THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ewsEKVJVA#).
I doubt that the humor in the juxtaposition of the M7000 with the very fancy receiver will come through, but I offer it all the same (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgHvS7KfN8I).
Quote from: morpheus on November 11, 2011, 04:03:28 PM
Shake Weight... Free Flexor... and now THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ewsEKVJVA#).
"Available at Walgreens" was the kicker.
Probably belongs in Mom's Basement, but nobody reads that and this will be the greatest game of the last 20 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTBXvP89Now&feature=share
It's an owl eating a rat. What else do you need to know? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pV-sR7ZACw)
Quote from: CT III on November 13, 2011, 11:29:29 AM
Probably belongs in Mom's Basement, but nobody reads that and this will be the greatest game of the last 20 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTBXvP89Now&feature=share
I hate to break it to you, but no one reads this thread either.
Quote from: CT III on November 13, 2011, 11:29:29 AM
Probably belongs in Mom's Basement, but nobody reads that and this will be the greatest game of the last 20 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTBXvP89Now&feature=share
Bout time we got sharks with some frikken laser beams on their heads
Not sure if I should post this here or in the Elvis Costello thread.
So I'll post it in both.
Either way I'm not embarrassed to admit that I like The Black Keys and that THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8) is fucking awesome.
Serious competition with ukelele guy: 04663911 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGQg-15q9JA).
This is a mess. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9taz1J3pcQ) The payload begins at 1:20. It is scarcely intelligible and poorly delvered, which is why I imagine careful ears.
Funny because it's true. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA)
All he does is win. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMK9FKMG3Nc&feature=player_embedded)
Will Ferrell for Old Milwaukee beer...in Davenport, IA
http://consumerist.com/2011/12/will-ferrell-asks-if-he-can-star-in-ads-for-old-milwaukee-beer-free-of-charge.html
(he also did a few ads in Milwaukee proper)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f5LQ6dOvJs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ziRZYo7rbM
Game Changer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNSkNzxKPjM).
In six parts, or something. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEdfR1ctrUg)
Industrial workplace safety has never been funnier...or more terrifying. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ZSDiEJruI)
Harry Mudd thinks The Seeds are "gassy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gUEMVZ-k_8&t=3m37s).
I LOLed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhjHWovwix4)
Still brilliant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYuyO8qGHJc)
Who knew? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDFeFwxymA)
Quote from: morpheus on January 06, 2012, 12:19:39 PM
Who knew? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDFeFwxymA)
His ear ring is the worst thing ever and almost ruins Han Solo for me.
Quote from: Tony on January 08, 2012, 11:06:43 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 06, 2012, 12:19:39 PM
Who knew? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDFeFwxymA)
His ear ring is the worst thing ever and almost ruins Han Solo for me.
So it goes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tbE1JZlRbQ)
Listen to this LOUD, GODDAMMIT.
This is a link to a Shell commercial shown in Europe.
Ostensibly, they're selling gasoline, but the cars used in the video steal the show.
Ferrari pulled several of their race cars from various ages out of storage, flew them around the world, and filmed them running through the streets of Rome, Rio, New York, Hong Kong, Honolulu, and Monaco.
No CGI - these are the original cars on the original streets.
The best part is the sound - from the basso-profundo notes of the early, front-engine era, each scene cuts to a later generation, ending with the wail of a modern F1 car.
The sounds alone bring a tear to the eye.
If it doesn't, you're a fag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium)
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2012, 11:54:03 PM
Listen to this LOUD, GODDAMMIT.
This is a link to a Shell commercial shown in Europe.
Ostensibly, they're selling gasoline, but the cars used in the video steal the show.
Ferrari pulled several of their race cars from various ages out of storage, flew them around the world, and filmed them running through the streets of Rome, Rio, New York, Hong Kong, Honolulu, and Monaco.
No CGI - these are the original cars on the original streets.
The best part is the sound - from the basso-profundo notes of the early, front-engine era, each scene cuts to a later generation, ending with the wail of a modern F1 car.
The sounds alone bring a tear to the eye.
If it doesn't, you're a fag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium)
Thanks Tim The Tool Man Taylor
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 19, 2012, 05:14:19 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2012, 11:54:03 PM
Listen to this LOUD, GODDAMMIT.
This is a link to a Shell commercial shown in Europe.
Ostensibly, they're selling gasoline, but the cars used in the video steal the show.
Ferrari pulled several of their race cars from various ages out of storage, flew them around the world, and filmed them running through the streets of Rome, Rio, New York, Hong Kong, Honolulu, and Monaco.
No CGI - these are the original cars on the original streets.
The best part is the sound - from the basso-profundo notes of the early, front-engine era, each scene cuts to a later generation, ending with the wail of a modern F1 car.
The sounds alone bring a tear to the eye.
If it doesn't, you're a fag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium)
Thanks Tim The Tool Man Taylor
Intrepid Readers: All of my clients I don't get it, you want us to sell Ferrari?
Can you make sure to highlight our logo a lot more?
Also, do you think we can put a phone number in the spot somewhere?
And the URL too.
Thanks - great concept!
Quote from: PenPho on January 19, 2012, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 19, 2012, 05:14:19 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2012, 11:54:03 PM
Listen to this LOUD, GODDAMMIT.
This is a link to a Shell commercial shown in Europe.
Ostensibly, they're selling gasoline, but the cars used in the video steal the show.
Ferrari pulled several of their race cars from various ages out of storage, flew them around the world, and filmed them running through the streets of Rome, Rio, New York, Hong Kong, Honolulu, and Monaco.
No CGI - these are the original cars on the original streets.
The best part is the sound - from the basso-profundo notes of the early, front-engine era, each scene cuts to a later generation, ending with the wail of a modern F1 car.
The sounds alone bring a tear to the eye.
If it doesn't, you're a fag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium)
Thanks Tim The Tool Man Taylor
Intrepid Readers: All of my clients
I don't get it, you want us to sell Ferrari?
Can you make sure to highlight our logo a lot more?
Also, do you think we can put a phone number in the spot somewhere?
And the URL too.
Thanks - great concept!
Also, they should find a way to work in a Nazi Statue of Liberty.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 19, 2012, 10:22:56 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 19, 2012, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 19, 2012, 05:14:19 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2012, 11:54:03 PM
Listen to this LOUD, GODDAMMIT.
This is a link to a Shell commercial shown in Europe.
Ostensibly, they're selling gasoline, but the cars used in the video steal the show.
Ferrari pulled several of their race cars from various ages out of storage, flew them around the world, and filmed them running through the streets of Rome, Rio, New York, Hong Kong, Honolulu, and Monaco.
No CGI - these are the original cars on the original streets.
The best part is the sound - from the basso-profundo notes of the early, front-engine era, each scene cuts to a later generation, ending with the wail of a modern F1 car.
The sounds alone bring a tear to the eye.
If it doesn't, you're a fag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium)
Thanks Tim The Tool Man Taylor
Intrepid Readers: All of my clients
I don't get it, you want us to sell Ferrari?
Can you make sure to highlight our logo a lot more?
Also, do you think we can put a phone number in the spot somewhere?
And the URL too.
Thanks - great concept!
Also, they should find a way to work in a Nazi Statue of Liberty.
For posterity.
(http://oi39.tinypic.com/mbtuns.jpg)
You see a Nazi salute. I see the makings of a marinara sauce.
Quote from: CBStew on January 19, 2012, 01:43:35 PM
You see a Nazi salute. I see the makings of a marinara sauce.
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!
/My work here.
Hardcore. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU6U-8LP1DY)
Quote from: CBStew on January 19, 2012, 01:43:35 PM
You see a Nazi salute. I see the makings of a marinara sauce.
That's what Mussolini said.
Ouch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AorrF2ATGtA)
The best 74 seconds I can find on YouTube...
Link (http://youtu.be/in1crw68SCM)
I know how often these are watched, but here is audio and/or video of a WWII vet that I know. Great guy, and its always a treat to hear his story. The stuff that he got from the Eagles Nest is amazing. I hope its in the video side of this, because he ransacked Hitlers shit
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 24, 2012, 01:38:21 PM
I know how often these are watched, but here is audio and/or video of a WWII vet that I know. Great guy, and its always a treat to hear his story. The stuff that he got from the Eagles Nest is amazing. I hope its in the video side of this, because he ransacked Hitlers shit
Wouldn't be a bad idea to link it, too: http://www.alplm.org/oral_history/veterans_remember/world_war_II/Speranza_Vincent.html
Pretzel-flinging miscreant destroyed with reverse Nazi salvo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGaaKDT1zFg)
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 24, 2012, 01:39:29 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 24, 2012, 01:38:21 PM
I know how often these are watched, but here is audio and/or video of a WWII vet that I know. Great guy, and its always a treat to hear his story. The stuff that he got from the Eagles Nest is amazing. I hope its in the video side of this, because he ransacked Hitlers shit
Wouldn't be a bad idea to link it, too: http://www.alplm.org/oral_history/veterans_remember/world_war_II/Speranza_Vincent.html
I watched (and listened to) part of this. Interesting and articulate guy. I am glad that they have preserved this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cosby_Talks_to_Kids_About_Drugs
(http://i.imgur.com/Po6D7.jpg)
Introduction—Downers And Uppers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EubgzD7BC4s)
Questions and Answers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXvrq3hFGQs)
Dope Pusher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suUhalqXSV8)
Bill Talks About Hard Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o16dhxQauQ)
I Found a Way Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVkUWvAJ42o)
Order In The Classroom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvMAgQQCxIg)
People Make Mistakes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJDP2ij22vY)
I Know I Can Handle It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a_usq7i2Ek)
Bill Talks About Pushers / Captain Junkie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8F_n_CzP9I)
Bill and the Kids Sing / Closing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFxGgCIZMU0)
QuoteIt won the Grammy Award in 1972 for Best Recording for Children.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
Bill Talks About Hard Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o16dhxQauQ)
QuoteIt won the Grammy Award in 1972 for Best Recording for Children.
Just remember, the worst part about cocaine is that it burns your membranes. Jebus, that makes me want to start doing it again.
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2012, 12:58:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
Bill Talks About Hard Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o16dhxQauQ)
QuoteIt won the Grammy Award in 1972 for Best Recording for Children.
Just remember, the worst part about cocaine is that it burns your membranes. Jebus, that makes me want to start doing it again.
I'm in.
Quote from: flannj on January 31, 2012, 01:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2012, 12:58:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
Bill Talks About Hard Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o16dhxQauQ)
QuoteIt won the Grammy Award in 1972 for Best Recording for Children.
Just remember, the worst part about cocaine is that it burns your membranes. Jebus, that makes me want to start doing it again.
I'm in.
(http://i.imgur.com/CAHK3.jpg)
"Hi."
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2012, 01:19:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 31, 2012, 01:12:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2012, 12:58:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
Bill Talks About Hard Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o16dhxQauQ)
QuoteIt won the Grammy Award in 1972 for Best Recording for Children.
Just remember, the worst part about cocaine is that it burns your membranes. Jebus, that makes me want to start doing it again.
I'm in.
(http://i.imgur.com/CAHK3.jpg)
"Hi."
Heh.
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2012, 12:58:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
Bill Talks About Hard Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o16dhxQauQ)
QuoteIt won the Grammy Award in 1972 for Best Recording for Children.
Just remember, the worst part about cocaine is that it burns your membranes. Jebus, that makes me want to start doing it again.
Doesn't last night seem like ages ago?
Since this commercial is awesome, I presume PenPho has *nothing* to do with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU
"Membranes"?
No, they're saying "Boo-urns." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW_kkZMMScs)
The only thing better than the powder are the deals. Right, PenFoe? (http://vimeo.com/37168265)
EDIT: There are some naked fat guys in this video, but their private areas are covered up.
This is called "Ipad for seniors". It is in German, but the point is clear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0FVm_H_D18
Something something PANK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvvCR-o4PEA)
Quote from: morpheus on March 21, 2012, 08:32:17 AM
Something something PANK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvvCR-o4PEA)
Something something PANK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxrkIdUBEmw)
Marion Barber (https://twitter.com/#!/ChicagoBearscom/status/183258327478841344)
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 23, 2012, 02:39:26 PM
Marion Barber (https://twitter.com/#!/ChicagoBearscom/status/183258327478841344)
Seriously, Chuck?
This website is shit for brains.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 23, 2012, 03:24:36 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 23, 2012, 02:39:26 PM
Marion Barber (https://twitter.com/#!/ChicagoBearscom/status/183258327478841344)
Seriously, Chuck?
This website is shit for brains.
Korey Graham.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 23, 2012, 03:24:36 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 23, 2012, 02:39:26 PM
Marion Barber (https://twitter.com/#!/ChicagoBearscom/status/183258327478841344)
Seriously, Chuck?
This website is shit for brains.
The employee I fired last year.
Quote from: Fork on March 21, 2012, 09:06:53 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 21, 2012, 08:32:17 AM
Something something PANK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvvCR-o4PEA)
Something something PANK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxrkIdUBEmw)
I so wanted that to be funny.
Quote from: PANK! on March 24, 2012, 09:07:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 21, 2012, 09:06:53 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 21, 2012, 08:32:17 AM
Something something PANK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvvCR-o4PEA)
Something something PANK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxrkIdUBEmw)
I so wanted that to be funny.
You know that Fork posted it, right?
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 23, 2012, 02:39:26 PM
Marion Barber (https://twitter.com/#!/ChicagoBearscom/status/183258327478841344)
Gallagher
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-rt-us-usa-gallagherbre82q008-20120326,0,48161.story
Ron has a major announcement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNA7RjU91I&feature=g-u-u&context=G27be781FUAAAAAAACAA
This isn't You Tube, but it is a spectacular photo. I was driving back to Berkeley from SF on the bridge while this was going on and it was exciting, to say the least.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/lightning-strikes-bay-bridge-rare-storm-rarer-shot-185401421.html
Perhaps the only compelling YouTube comment I have ever encountered:
Quote
That's the extraordinary thing about it. Ian & Sylvia were nice, safe folkies. This scorching, mushroom-fueled warbling rendition represents a total stylistic departure for them.
And who the hell is that buck-toothed inbred on the damn drums?!?
As is appropriate to the song, the video is of no interest whatever. (As a formality, it is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS4LczaRnyU).)
Ah, Wheezer and the Youtube thread. The perfect storm.
Vimeo will have to do.
http://vimeo.com/41393068
Never seen this before (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0).
Holy crap... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Amen, brother.
Moss Pawn and Gun: Your Zombie Apocalypse Headquarters
"This right here will sit on your nightstand..." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS9b5Qg3ohk)
You need a license for a dog, but any idiot can have a kid (http://ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxcGRBcXeuo&feature=youtube_gdata_player).
Quote from: Fork on May 26, 2012, 08:32:14 PM
You need a license for a dog, but any idiot can have a kid (http://ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxcGRBcXeuo&feature=youtube_gdata_player).
I was hoping that would be a link to my photo.
Taiwan's take on the Stanley Cup Final (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b9u0nfal5qA).
Ron Artest Metta World Peace doing Canadian weather?
Fuck yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShcpyQ3DdE&feature=player_embedded).
Mr. Rogers Remixed, "Garden of your mind." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM)
Wild.
Quote from: Fork on June 07, 2012, 10:05:30 AM
Ron Artest Metta World Peace doing Canadian weather?
Fuck yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShcpyQ3DdE&feature=player_embedded).
If only you could have linked to a quieter video
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 07, 2012, 10:49:55 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 07, 2012, 10:05:30 AM
Ron Artest Metta World Peace doing Canadian weather?
Fuck yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShcpyQ3DdE&feature=player_embedded).
If only you could have linked to a quieter video
If only you could have watched it without a fat chick sitting on your face.
Sweet Jesus, I love Koreans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeZ-94yub3k).
For TEC and maybe Chuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QpcoOTXdQbk#!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2012, 08:29:40 PM
For TEC and maybe Chuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QpcoOTXdQbk#!
Is it also for me? Because it made me laugh really fucking long and hard.
Quote from: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:08:47 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2012, 08:29:40 PM
For TEC and maybe Chuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QpcoOTXdQbk#!
Is it also for me? Because it made me laugh really fucking long and hard.
Well,
now it is.
I'm just shocked someone actually watched a video posted in this thread.
Quote from: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:08:47 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2012, 08:29:40 PM
For TEC and maybe Chuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QpcoOTXdQbk#!
Is it also for me? Because it made me laugh really fucking long and hard.
The Murtons laughed really hard.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 26, 2012, 11:17:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:08:47 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2012, 08:29:40 PM
For TEC and maybe Chuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QpcoOTXdQbk#!
Is it also for me? Because it made me laugh really fucking long and hard.
The Murtons laughed really hard.
I laughed as though I was back in the 7th grade.
Fun.
http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/316AzLYfAzw%26autoplay%3d1%26rel%3d0
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
To be fair, I did laugh pretty loudly.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2012, 02:42:08 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
To be fair, I did laugh pretty loudly.
i can't believe lovie smith is selling insurance now. Fro's site works well
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 09, 2012, 03:41:16 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2012, 02:42:08 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
To be fair, I did laugh pretty loudly.
i can't believe lovie smith is selling insurance now. Fro's site works well
I admit it, this made me LOL.
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
Listen I hate aaron rodgers and "the discount double check" but that was the epitomy of balls
Quote from: BBM on July 09, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
Listen I hate aaron rodgers and "the discount double check" but that was the epitomy of balls
I have a hard time hating Aaron Rodgers. I don't want him to do well on the football field and would enjoy it if he tore his ACL, but he seems like a pretty nice, humorous guy who tends to talk a lot of shit to the media and get away with it because, well, he's Aaron Rodgers. Maybe it's just the fact that Favre was the sum of all evil for about a decade and a half, but the most I can muster for Aaron Rodgers it that I hate him solely for the uniform he wears.
Quote from: SKO on July 10, 2012, 10:58:43 AM
Quote from: BBM on July 09, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
Listen I hate aaron rodgers and "the discount double check" but that was the epitomy of balls
I have a hard time hating Aaron Rodgers. I don't want him to do well on the football field and would enjoy it if he tore his ACL, but he seems like a pretty nice, humorous guy who tends to talk a lot of shit to the media and get away with it because, well, he's Aaron Rodgers. Maybe it's just the fact that Favre was the sum of all evil for about a decade and a half, but the most I can muster for Aaron Rodgers it that I hate him solely for the uniform he wears.
I have always liked Rodgers. He was a breath of fresh air because we hadn't had an accurate quarterback since Andy Smith was the coach. Tedford went on a recruiting trip to Butte Community College to get a tight end (whose name no one remembers) and came back with Rodgers. It was strange because Rodgers had the grades to get into Cal without going the Community College route. Rodgers made Tedford look good. At the time we thought Tedford made his quarterbacks look good. We now know the truth. I have no idea where the double check came from or why. But that's show biz!
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2012, 12:06:21 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 10, 2012, 10:58:43 AM
Quote from: BBM on July 09, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Good news! We'll no longer get mad with rage at Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews' stupid Discount Double Check commercials. We'll get mad with rage at Kerry Wood and Andre Dawson. (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghITg_eq8Zo)
Listen I hate aaron rodgers and "the discount double check" but that was the epitomy of balls
I have a hard time hating Aaron Rodgers. I don't want him to do well on the football field and would enjoy it if he tore his ACL, but he seems like a pretty nice, humorous guy who tends to talk a lot of shit to the media and get away with it because, well, he's Aaron Rodgers. Maybe it's just the fact that Favre was the sum of all evil for about a decade and a half, but the most I can muster for Aaron Rodgers it that I hate him solely for the uniform he wears.
I have always liked Rodgers. He was a breath of fresh air because we hadn't had an accurate quarterback since Andy Smith was the coach. Tedford went on a recruiting trip to Butte Community College to get a tight end (whose name no one remembers) and came back with Rodgers. It was strange because Rodgers had the grades to get into Cal without going the Community College route. Rodgers made Tedford look good. At the time we thought Tedford made his quarterbacks look good. We now know the truth. I have no idea where the double check came from or why. But that's show biz!
Tedford did in fact make Trent Dilfer, Akili Smith, David Carr, Joey Harrington, and Kyle Boller look good. The fact that the Tedford thing made Rodgers drop all the way to 24 is a travesty. But it's okay. The 49ers are totally cool with Alex Smith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22HsbU0Znbs
Are there too many Call Me Maybe parodies? Certainly. Still, I have to admire the commitment of whoever this is to go through all 6 Star Wars movies to find the words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBM7i84BThE
Admire? Perhaps pity.
You know, a guy just tries to remember a quote from Lui Pa, and then it's down the rabbit hole of Sahaja to the Baul. I wish they were more jumpin'. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=jJj9B2g61-c)
I would also like to submit to a plebiscite the assertion that this is literally worse than Hitler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zAUrOq-Dc).
Quote from: Wheezer on August 07, 2012, 09:04:02 PM
I would also like to submit to a plebiscite the assertion that this is literally worse than Hitler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zAUrOq-Dc).
Worse than Mussolini, sure.
But Gangnam Style is the only video worse than Hitler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcapo5ZB_o&feature=youtu.be
Nature is amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk)
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2012, 08:57:31 AM
Nature is amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk)
Some Pig
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 26, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2012, 08:57:31 AM
Nature is amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk)
Some Pig
I don't think it's appropriate for you to be commenting on pork-related threads on Yom Kippur.
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 26, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2012, 08:57:31 AM
Nature is amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk)
Some Pig
I don't think it's appropriate for you to be commenting on pork-related threads on Yom Kippur.
[
takes bite of pork belly BLT ] (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p146422994&date=2012-9-18#p146422994)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 26, 2012, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 26, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2012, 08:57:31 AM
Nature is amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk)
Some Pig
I don't think it's appropriate for you to be commenting on pork-related threads on Yom Kippur.
[ takes bite of pork belly BLT ] (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p146422994&date=2012-9-18#p146422994)
Totally different, I gave up on religion ages ago.
Chuck is still practicing.
Hell, I had carnitas for lunch today.
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 26, 2012, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 26, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2012, 08:57:31 AM
Nature is amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk)
Some Pig
I don't think it's appropriate for you to be commenting on pork-related threads on Yom Kippur.
[ takes bite of pork belly BLT ] (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p146422994&date=2012-9-18#p146422994)
Totally different, I gave up on religion ages ago.
Chuck is still practicing.
Hell, I had carnitas for lunch today.
I have my book club tonight. My turn to pick. I chose God And the Folly Of Faith. It's coincidence that we're holding it on Yom Kippur. I also decided that I'm ordering Pork Shoppe for the group. Not a coincidence.
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 26, 2012, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 26, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2012, 08:57:31 AM
Nature is amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk)
Some Pig
I don't think it's appropriate for you to be commenting on pork-related threads on Yom Kippur.
[ takes bite of pork belly BLT ] (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p146422994&date=2012-9-18#p146422994)
Totally different, I gave up on religion ages ago.
Chuck is still practicing.
Hell, I had carnitas for lunch today.
I'm not practicing. Just humming a few bars and faking it.
Since I never open the links on this site I don't know if this is a repeat. If it is, so what? Enjoy it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=qybUFnY7Y8w
If you fail to ignore just one link in this thread, make it this one.
The Grabowski Shuffle, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik&feature=youtu.be
Quote from: CT III on October 08, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
If you fail to ignore just one link in this thread, make it this one.
The Grabowski Shuffle, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik&feature=youtu.be
Needs some Rick rollin'.
Quote from: CT III on October 08, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
If you fail to ignore just one link in this thread, make it this one.
The Grabowski Shuffle, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik&feature=youtu.be
While you're temporarily failing to ignore this thread, why not watch this local music video classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M), too?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 08, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
If you fail to ignore just one link in this thread, make it this one.
The Grabowski Shuffle, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik&feature=youtu.be
While you're temporarily failing to ignore this thread, why not watch this local music video classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M), too?
I was rewatching this just a couple of weeks ago - it's an absolute classic. I don't know if it's her best, though - Journey to Mars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOwVg2B79E) would be right up there.
My favourite parts of the two videos would have to be, clearly, her risible lip-synching skills; her ongoing and quite visible gastro-intestinal discomfort; that she chooses to be filmed right beside the pipe that's pumping effluent into that small pond; that they appear to be planning to journey to Mars by public transport (no doubt conscious of their carbon footprint); the old-lady handbag that she has wedged under her armpit as she gets in and out of the limo; the line "my heart is open like an open book"; establishing her boyfriend's "bad boy" credentials by showing the parking regulations that he's ignoring; or the fact that everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY else in these videos is smirking throughout.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 08, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
If you fail to ignore just one link in this thread, make it this one.
The Grabowski Shuffle, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik&feature=youtu.be
While you're temporarily failing to ignore this thread, why not watch this local music video classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M), too?
Bow down to Dennehy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqrtoFWglMY
Quote from: Slaky on October 08, 2012, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 08, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
If you fail to ignore just one link in this thread, make it this one.
The Grabowski Shuffle, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik&feature=youtu.be
While you're temporarily failing to ignore this thread, why not watch this local music video classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M), too?
Bow down to Dennehy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqrtoFWglMY
Huey literally enmgaged in this verses less than a week ago with a buddy. (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?date=2012-10-06&highlight=p146881023#p146881023)
Quote from: Tonker on October 08, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
I don't know if it's her best, though - Journey to Mars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOwVg2B79E) would be right up there.
I'm not sure why, but I don't think I've seen this one before. The CGI really takes it to the next level.
Quote from: Tonker on October 08, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
that they appear to be planning to journey to Mars by public transport remote airport parking train (no doubt conscious of their carbon footprint)
Which would have been brand fucking new (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airport_Transit_System) when this video was shot'd
Also: the O'Hare Terminal 1 moving walkway.
The future was
now (in 1993).
Quote from: CT III on October 08, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
If you fail to ignore just one link in this thread, make it this one.
The Grabowski Shuffle, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik&feature=youtu.be
From the Reader, August 6, 1987...
http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/waiting-for-grabowski/Content?oid=870958
QuoteWaiting for Grabowski
By Achy Obejas
Almost an hour after the scheduled start-up time, the bleachers in Hanson Park, 5411 W. Fullerton, were still empty. Waiting for the film and production crew of the "Grabowski Shuffle" music video were a smattering of mostly northwest-side locals looking for a shot at the limelight and at the video's star, Bears head coach Mike Ditka.
It was 7 AM and some folks, like 16-year-old Jason Jensen and his friend Todd Elenberger, 14, had been at the park since 5. "I thought there were going to be 1,000 people here," said Jensen. "I thought we'd have to push our way through to make it."
Elenberger looked around at the vast, empty field. "I think they need a thousand people," he said, shifting his compact teenage body into another position on the uncomfortable bleachers. "I'm stiff, I've been waiting so long."
"Hey, anybody want to do the Grabowski cheer?" asked a perky, blond woman in shorts and a halter, sitting on the steps off the bleachers. The score of extras-in-waiting grunted. "It's really kind of cute," the woman offered. Somebody pitched a ball of crumpled paper her way, and though it landed six rows before her, she turned around, resigned to the humorless wait.
Finally, at 8 AM, the video's producer, Dick Meyer, appeared. A trim six-foot-six, Meyer strolled across the field with every silver hair in place. His mustache was perfect. He wore a sky blue polo shirt, white linen pants, and white shoes and carried a leather briefcase. In short, he was Beautiful.
"This is about an attitude," he explained. "It's a very strong concept. It's something Mike Ditka himself started. It's about a work ethic, working hard to get what you want. There are a lot of Grabowskis in the world, especially in Chicago. We think we'll get a really strong response to this."
Meyer also told the press that Ditka would be in makeup and out and about by 9:30. In the meantime, he would remain ensconced in his air-conditioned trailer.
The way Meyer--who also produced the "Superbowl Shuffle" and a handful of other sports videos--tells it, this homage to the working grunts sprang right out of Ditka's head. In fact, it was spun by Meyer and his cohort, Rich Tufo, after Ditka's classic comment about the Bears' gruff but lovable reputation: "There are Smiths and there are Grabowskis; we're the Grabowskis."
Meyer and Tufo took that simple idea and built a song around it, then went out and recruited a group of five "Grabowskis" that is an affirmative action dream: two white males, one black male, one Latino male, and one blond female. ("Mike Ditka didn't make the selection, but we cast through Ditka's eyes," Meyer said.)
"The idea is to take some pretty average people and train them to be something special," Meyer continued.
"Like the Monkees or the Village People," added Mitch Berk, Meyer's publicist. Sporting pearly teeth and a tan, Berk was Beautiful too. He wore white shorts and a shirt opened several buttons down his chest. (During the actual shooting, he spent considerable time throwing a football with a collection of miscellaneous blonds who seemed to have little purpose there but to be Beautiful.)
Around 9:30 AM Berk announced that Ditka wouldn't be out until about 11:30. He won't talk to individual reporters, Berk cautioned, but there will be a "controlled" interview opportunity later. In the meantime, the press was invited to watch the Grabowskis at work.
Specifically, the five Grabowskis are George Arauco, a 30-year-old sewer worker who said that being a Grabowski is a natural extension of his life: "I have a hardworking attitude. If I have to dig a sewer hole, I dig it to the best of my abilities"; Augie Deuser, an ex-police officer, who was amazed at his new career when told that Meyer had announced the Grabowskis were to be a permanent singing group, with or without Ditka, that would perform and record other songs; Larry McDaniel, apparently the only one of the bunch with any real musical abilities; Jason Solid, an appropriately named 19-year-old wall of muscle who happened onto the auditions by accident and wants to be the Jim McMahon of the Grabowskis; and Valerie Meyer, the not-too-average daughter of producer Meyer.
...
Quote...
"This is not a Bears project," Berk said. "You'll notice we didn't even say 'Bears coach' in our press releases, just 'head coach.' He could be here next year or he could be elsewhere, as we all know. This is about work ethics; it's about what makes America great. Mike Ditka just happens to be a celebrity who is in it."
Not coincidentally, the "Grabowski Shuffle" will make its debut in the record stores in mid-September, sometime around the Bears' first season game. It will be available as an EP and, of course, a video. "We fully expect exposure on MTV," Berk said.
Up in the bleachers, about 40 people were trying to duplicate a stadium full of fall football fans. The producers, Red Entertainment Music, Inc., had put out a call for 1,000 extras and actually gotten fewer than 100. As a result, a lot of shots were being framed tighter and much more often. Meyer claimed no problems, but his technical crew was openly grumbling.
Additionally, the temperature was sweltering at over 90 degrees, and the extras were sweating bullets in their autumn flannel-and-wool drag. Over the speakers came the constant pounding of the "Grabowski Shuffle": "We are the Grabowskis, baby / Don't do nothin' halfway / Don't do nothin' maybe / Oh no / Baby / Oh no."
At 11:30 AM, when the threat of a thunderstorm was cooling off the set, Berk said Ditka wouldn't be out until after noon, and frankly, he wasn't too pleased about the presence of the press on the set. He then gravely noted the absence of Channel Nine's cameras (Two, Five, Seven, a Sun-Times photographer, and a handful of radio reporters were present) and nodded approval to an assistant who offered to call the wayward station.
Finding shelter from the heat under the cool concrete bleachers, Jason Jensen and Todd Elenberger, who usually listen to Poison and Motley Crue, were commenting on the "Grabowski Shuffle." "It's OK," Jensen said.
"It's kind of dumb, actually," Elenberger confided.
"Well, we just came out here because we were talking about not having anything to do today," said Jensen, who's a big McMahon fan.
"You'd think they could pay us, maybe $10 or something," Elenberger said. "It's hot out there!"
In fact, only Ditka and the Grabowskis themselves are being paid for performances. (Meyer said the project has a $350,000 budget.) According to one source, Ditka will get $10,000 a day for each day of shooting, plus a percentage of the profits. Nobody else, including the featured extras, which include some former Honey Bears (the Bears' defunct cheerleading squad) will receive compensation.
"It's an opportunity for them to get exposure," Berk said with a smile.
For Kurt Shaeffer, a Grabowski reject who later landed a featured extra role with no pay, it's just a lark. "It's a lot of fun," he said. "It'll be a lot of grins this season to kick back, pop the video in, and get riled up before the Bears beat up on somebody."
Still, that the "Superbowl Shuffle" was a smash is no guarantee of success. Ditka's last video foray, "Iron Mike," in which he outdid Bears safety Gary Fencik's "Superbowl Shuffle" performance, was a commercial flop.
"But that didn't have a strong concept," Meyer said. "It's all in the concept, you know."
Finally, around 1, after all the Grabowskis had been featured before the television cameras (except for WGN's, which never showed), Berk escorted the last reporter off the field. "I hope you understand my position," he explained, a furrowed brow showing his concern. "I don't run the show here; you wouldn't believe how many people have been yelling at me all day. I tried to get Ditka to come out, but I guess nobody told him there would be press here and he's really pissed about it now. I mean, I understand the media's needs, but there's nothing I can do about it."
Profits from the "Grabowski Shuffle," unlike Meyer's last hit, the "Superbowl Shuffle," will not go to charity. "We gave at the office," Meyer said with a wink.
Also... Some bonus Grabowski casting footage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kmlrGfRo34
It's not the homebrew "Convoy" cover, but the stills make up for that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fSBmcthc2Y).
Fuck me, that's Chelsea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvDXzdFPsNI) in her aetheric garb.
[Edit.--The broad at bottom left is hilarious. It's as though Falmouth, in the space of three minutes and with the benefit of a backing track, has put a Gödel number on teen drama and washed its hands of the enterprise.]
I have $10 that says Mike D. sits down and watches the entire 3:18 (that's 3 hours, 18 mins) before the weekend is out. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXnpsqp1lSM)
I watched the first 20 mins this morning, fast-forwarded to about the 40:00 mark when Sen. Charles Percy makes an appearance, and stay through all the fun.
Enjoy!
Quote from: Brownie on November 20, 2012, 09:09:52 AM
I have $10 that says Mike D. sits down and watches the entire 3:18 (that's 3 hours, 18 mins) before the weekend is out. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXnpsqp1lSM)
I watched the first 20 mins this morning, fast-forwarded to about the 40:00 mark when Sen. Charles Percy makes an appearance, and stay through all the fun.
Enjoy!
You know what an old man wants to see.
That made my morning. So much goodness there. I also now realize that Zim had perfected his "bull into a fight head first and get tossed away" technique two decades earlier than I had thought.
Baseball needs more fights. The mid-80s might have been the camelot of bench-clearing brawls.
The Atlanta-SD brawl
Zonk vs. Ed Lynch
This one.
The world (on behalf of Andre Dawson) vs. Eric Show
What do we get nowadays? Nothing.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 20, 2012, 09:15:41 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 20, 2012, 09:09:52 AM
I have $10 that says Mike D. sits down and watches the entire 3:18 (that's 3 hours, 18 mins) before the weekend is out. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXnpsqp1lSM)
I watched the first 20 mins this morning, fast-forwarded to about the 40:00 mark when Sen. Charles Percy makes an appearance, and stay through all the fun.
Enjoy!
You know what an old man wants to see.
I remember watching that game at my friend Kevin's house after a sleepover. He and his dad were Sox fans. I was stoked because it was Eckersely's Cub debut, having just arrived in the trade for Bill Buckner (Mike Brumley also came to the Cubs in the deal). IIRC Eck wore #40, which Sutcliffe took a few weeks later when
he arrived for Mel Hall and Joe Carter (and Darryl Banks and Don Schulze, with Ron Hassey and George Frazier coming here with Sutcliffe). Though I was stoked, I was still annoyed at having to listen to the game on the radio the day before (one of the very few times a game was entirely blacked out) wherein the Cubs blew a late lead, handing the win to John Franco.
Don't recall soon-to-be-defeated-for-his-US-Senate-Seat-by-Paul-Simon Charles Percey having been in attendance but I still vividly recall--and can still taste the bloodlust worked up over--punk ass bitch Mario Soto inexplicably attacking Don Zimmer, as Zimmer argued about Cey's (Moreland's?) home run, causing Zimmer to swallow his chew and barf on the field.
Thanks, TJ. You've made me giddy with excitement.
*unzips pants, goes to link*
Quote from: thehawk on November 20, 2012, 09:56:08 AM
That made my morning. So much goodness there. I also now realize that Zim had perfected his "bull into a fight head first and get tossed away" technique two decades earlier than I had thought.
Looks like
someone wasn't reading 94 Years and Counting. (http://cubs.blogspot.com/2003_10_12_archive.html#106606081109717025#106606081109717025)
Quote from: The Meatball Savant on Monday, October 13th, 2003In watching Pedro Martinez "OLE!" a bullrushing, 72-year old Don Zimmer and drop him on his bulbous, metal encased head, I flashed back to that warm May afternoon in 1984 when the 53-year old Zimmer, then coaching third base for Jim Frey's NL Central Division Winning Cubs, was dropped to the Wrigley Field turf by an enraged Mario Soto of Cincinnati, causing Zim to swallow his chew and practically ralph.
Anybody remember that?
Quote from: PANK! on November 20, 2012, 10:41:23 AM
Quote from: thehawk on November 20, 2012, 09:56:08 AM
That made my morning. So much goodness there. I also now realize that Zim had perfected his "bull into a fight head first and get tossed away" technique two decades earlier than I had thought.
Looks like someone wasn't reading 94 Years and Counting. (http://cubs.blogspot.com/2003_10_12_archive.html#106606081109717025#106606081109717025)
Quote from: The Meatball Savant on Monday, October 13th, 2003In watching Pedro Martinez "OLE!" a bullrushing, 72-year old Don Zimmer and drop him on his bulbous, metal encased head, I flashed back to that warm May afternoon in 1984 when the 53-year old Zimmer, then coaching third base for Jim Frey's NL Central Division Winning Cubs, was dropped to the Wrigley Field turf by an enraged Mario Soto of Cincinnati, causing Zim to swallow his chew and practically ralph.
Anybody remember that?
Quote from: The Meatball Savant on Monday, October 13th, 2003What is it with this guy (Zimmer) and hot-tempered Latin pitchers? It makes me wonder about the ethnicity of the pitcher, whoever he was, who beaned Zim as a young player, leaving him in a coma for a while and subsequently requiring him to wear the aforementioned metal in his head?
Hmmm. Don't know about you, but I'm just more than a little freaked out that both instances happened in seasons where the Cubs would go on to be one game from the pennant with three games to go. Gulp.
OK, let's get Carlos, wherever he goes, to incite a riot with an 80-plus year-old Zim during Spring Training. What could possibly go wrong?
Quote from: PANK! on November 20, 2012, 10:35:16 AM
Though I was stoked, I was still annoyed at having to listen to the game on the radio the day before (one of the very few times a game was entirely blacked out) wherein the Cubs blew a late lead, handing the win to John Franco.
I was at
that game and not-quite-9-year-old T.J. Brown wanted Larry Bowa executed by firing squad along with the marketing mavens from Midas, as Bowa was given the Midas Touch Player of the Game during the 7th inning, as was customary at the time. He then proceeded to boot 796 ground balls in the 7th or 8th inning.
Larry Bowa was manager of the Padres when he sent Eric Show to the hill to attempt the assassination of Andre Dawson. He also was manager of the Phillies when he picked a fight with Scott Rolen, causing Rolen to be traded to the Cardinals for Placido Polanco.
Fuck Larry Bowa.
Quote from: PANK! on November 20, 2012, 10:41:23 AM
Quote from: thehawk on November 20, 2012, 09:56:08 AM
That made my morning. So much goodness there. I also now realize that Zim had perfected his "bull into a fight head first and get tossed away" technique two decades earlier than I had thought.
Looks like someone wasn't reading 94 Years and Counting. (http://cubs.blogspot.com/2003_10_12_archive.html#106606081109717025#106606081109717025)
Quote from: The Meatball Savant on Monday, October 13th, 2003In watching Pedro Martinez "OLE!" a bullrushing, 72-year old Don Zimmer and drop him on his bulbous, metal encased head, I flashed back to that warm May afternoon in 1984 when the 53-year old Zimmer, then coaching third base for Jim Frey's NL Central Division Winning Cubs, was dropped to the Wrigley Field turf by an enraged Mario Soto of Cincinnati, causing Zim to swallow his chew and practically ralph.
Anybody remember that?
Man, I loved that blog. I wonder whatever happened to it.
Quote from: Oleg on November 20, 2012, 11:05:48 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 20, 2012, 10:41:23 AM
Quote from: thehawk on November 20, 2012, 09:56:08 AM
That made my morning. So much goodness there. I also now realize that Zim had perfected his "bull into a fight head first and get tossed away" technique two decades earlier than I had thought.
Looks like someone wasn't reading 94 Years and Counting. (http://cubs.blogspot.com/2003_10_12_archive.html#106606081109717025#106606081109717025)
Quote from: The Meatball Savant on Monday, October 13th, 2003In watching Pedro Martinez "OLE!" a bullrushing, 72-year old Don Zimmer and drop him on his bulbous, metal encased head, I flashed back to that warm May afternoon in 1984 when the 53-year old Zimmer, then coaching third base for Jim Frey's NL Central Division Winning Cubs, was dropped to the Wrigley Field turf by an enraged Mario Soto of Cincinnati, causing Zim to swallow his chew and practically ralph.
Anybody remember that?
Man, I loved that blog. I wonder whatever happened to it.
Meh. Once you'd read both the posts, it ran out of steam pretty quickly.
Yah, I suppose the kids are still alright (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUO1pjLkbV8). In Natick, or something.
I can't believe this is the first time I've actually watched this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcrkxOgzhU
I wonder if this guy ever tried saying this shit to Louis Armstrong's face, too.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 26, 2012, 07:00:35 PM
I can't believe this is the first time I've actually watched this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcrkxOgzhU
I wonder if this guy ever tried saying this shit to Louis Armstrong's face, too.
Them is fighting words. No jury would convict Aldrin.
Quote from: CBStew on November 26, 2012, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 26, 2012, 07:00:35 PM
I can't believe this is the first time I've actually watched this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcrkxOgzhU
I wonder if this guy ever tried saying this shit to Louis Armstrong's face, too.
Them is fighting words. No jury would convict Aldrin.
And no cop would prosecute...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2272321.stm
QuoteBeverly Hills police investigated the incident, which occurred 9 September, but said that the charges were dropped after witnesses came forward to say that Mr Sibrel had aggressively poked Mr Aldrin with the Bible before he was punched.
Full video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 26, 2012, 07:00:35 PM
I can't believe this is the first time I've actually watched this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcrkxOgzhU
I wonder if this guy ever tried saying this shit to Louis Armstrong's face, too.
He'd probably be afraid of getting hit with a trumpet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
I bet we're actually pretty safe in this thread.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
I bet we're actually pretty safe in this thread.
Except that time he posted on page 116
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
I bet we're actually pretty safe in this thread.
Except that time he posted on page 116
Posting in this thread and reading this thread are two different things.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
I bet we're actually pretty safe in this thread.
Except that time he posted on page 116
Posting in this thread and reading this thread are two different things.
Nobody reads this thread.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
I bet we're actually pretty safe in this thread.
Except that time he posted on page 116
Posting in this thread and reading this thread are two different things.
Nobody reads this thread.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
I bet we're actually pretty safe in this thread.
Except that time he posted on page 116
Posting in this thread and reading this thread are two different things.
Nobody reads this thread.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on November 28, 2012, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 27, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnJskwydvM
One of the best ads ever. I wonder what has become of that girl?
http://thefw.com/pepsi-girl-hallie-eisenberg-then-and-now/
Answered my own question. The internet is wonderful.
Quote... her older brother and 'The Social Network' star Jesse Eisenberg.
Slakhate: rising.
Well, don't tell him
I bet we're actually pretty safe in this thread.
Except that time he posted on page 116
Posting in this thread and reading this thread are two different things.
Nobody reads this thread.
This thread is shit for brains.
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
Henry's Kitchen is amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EHYbx3Y34&feature=youtu.be
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Quote from: Slaky on November 29, 2012, 01:54:59 PM
Henry's Kitchen is amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EHYbx3Y34&feature=youtu.be
I've never seen this before.
This just made my day.
Thank you.
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Unfortunately they did not digitize the entire interview. They are going to send me 3 DVDs containing the entire 4.5 hours so I can show them to the lawyers in the office. Next time you are in the Bay Area come by and we can watch them over some take out and beer.
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Unfortunately they did not digitize the entire interview. They are going to send me 3 DVDs containing the entire 4.5 hours so I can show them to the lawyers in the office. Next time you are in the Bay Area come by and we can watch them over some take out and beer.
YES! I'm sure I'll be in Santa Clara sometime in the next couple of months.
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Unfortunately they did not digitize the entire interview. They are going to send me 3 DVDs containing the entire 4.5 hours so I can show them to the lawyers in the office. Next time you are in the Bay Area come by and we can watch them over some take out and beer.
YES! I'm sure I'll be in Santa Clara sometime in the next couple of months.
Note to self: book trip to Bay Area.
Quote from: Tonker on November 30, 2012, 06:15:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Unfortunately they did not digitize the entire interview. They are going to send me 3 DVDs containing the entire 4.5 hours so I can show them to the lawyers in the office. Next time you are in the Bay Area come by and we can watch them over some take out and beer.
YES! I'm sure I'll be in Santa Clara sometime in the next couple of months.
Note to self: book trip to Bay Area.
Tonkerfest goes west!
Quote from: CBStew on November 30, 2012, 09:15:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 30, 2012, 06:15:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Unfortunately they did not digitize the entire interview. They are going to send me 3 DVDs containing the entire 4.5 hours so I can show them to the lawyers in the office. Next time you are in the Bay Area come by and we can watch them over some take out and beer.
YES! I'm sure I'll be in Santa Clara sometime in the next couple of months.
Note to self: book trip to Bay Area.
Tonkerfest goes west!
The Cubs play in Oakland for the first time next summer. Let's light this candle.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 30, 2012, 09:33:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 30, 2012, 09:15:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 30, 2012, 06:15:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Unfortunately they did not digitize the entire interview. They are going to send me 3 DVDs containing the entire 4.5 hours so I can show them to the lawyers in the office. Next time you are in the Bay Area come by and we can watch them over some take out and beer.
YES! I'm sure I'll be in Santa Clara sometime in the next couple of months.
Note to self: book trip to Bay Area.
Tonkerfest goes west!
The Cubs play in Oakland for the first time next summer. Let's light this candle.
July 2, 3 and 4. The A's always do a great fireworks show.
Quote from: CBStew on November 30, 2012, 10:55:04 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 30, 2012, 09:33:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 30, 2012, 09:15:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 30, 2012, 06:15:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 29, 2012, 12:11:13 PM
Marvin Miller. Very, very long, but an important piece of baseball history.
http://www.laborandemploymentcollege.org/Video_Library/miller/miller.html
This link goes to a snipet of the interview without a link to the whole 4 hour one (although it's mentioned at the end). Got a good link?
This came from a Labor Lawyers' organization that I belong to. They have interviewed a large number of folks to compile a video oral history library. The web site contains links to the videos, but the Marvin Miller link only brings up this excerpt. I will contact them and see how to get the full video. Maybe I will threaten to withhold my 2013 dues. (Does that constitute a strike?)
Fight the Power!
Unfortunately they did not digitize the entire interview. They are going to send me 3 DVDs containing the entire 4.5 hours so I can show them to the lawyers in the office. Next time you are in the Bay Area come by and we can watch them over some take out and beer.
YES! I'm sure I'll be in Santa Clara sometime in the next couple of months.
Note to self: book trip to Bay Area.
Tonkerfest goes west!
The Cubs play in Oakland for the first time next summer. Let's light this candle.
July 2, 3 and 4. The A's always do a great fireworks show.
I didn't know setting Oakland on fire counted as a fireworks show.
Have I already done this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qtf9AcxME)? (In which the Partridges accidentally hook up with Richard Pryor and the Black Panthers and have them a rent party.)
Kai (http://www.buzzfeed.com/sludgepunkslimeharpy/hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-saves-woman-from-racis-82dk?s=mobile)
Quote from: Oleg on February 05, 2013, 08:19:05 PM
Kai (http://www.buzzfeed.com/sludgepunkslimeharpy/hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-saves-woman-from-racis-82dk?s=mobile)
James Franco looks terrible.
gloriously NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDdS3vy4Iso&feature=youtu.be).
Quote from: Fork on March 22, 2013, 09:48:37 AM
gloriously NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDdS3vy4Iso&feature=youtu.be).
Tempted to just keep a mustache from now on.
This is special
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
This is real. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSZ1TwjcsQ)
Intrepid Reader: TDubbs: something something Apex.
I recorded this video on my brother's deck a few summers ago. The voices that you hear are Mrs. Cubbieblue and my brother talking about a spider while I laugh like an idiot and Art's cat, Miko, decides to entertain. Art's other cat, Max, is not amused.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMSDgxS6-s4
Quote from: CBStew on March 31, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
I recorded this video on my brother's deck a few summers ago. The voices that you hear are Mrs. Cubbieblue and my brother talking about a spider while I laugh like an idiot and Art's cat, Miko, decides to entertain. Art's other cat, Max, is not amused.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMSDgxS6-s4
Prankster.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/t9d0ub.png)
Quote from: CBStew on March 31, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
I recorded this video on my brother's deck a few summers ago. The voices that you hear are Mrs. Cubbieblue and my brother talking about a spider while I laugh like an idiot and Art's cat, Miko, decides to entertain. Art's other cat, Max, is not amused.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMSDgxS6-s4
Oops. Corrected
Jets and Cowboys fans. Smart. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUfjngfcW1c)
Quote from: morpheus on April 26, 2013, 11:28:31 AM
Jets and Cowboys fans. Smart. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUfjngfcW1c)
Giants fan approved.
Has meatball commentary on frum in the pool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px3CEfRgkLw) already been noted?
Yeah, this would not have worked. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhkUWMJoccQ)
Quote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2013, 12:17:32 AM
Has meatball commentary on frum in the pool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px3CEfRgkLw) already been noted?
I have literally no idea what's going on in this video or why I should care.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 01, 2013, 09:37:41 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2013, 12:17:32 AM
Has meatball commentary on frum in the pool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px3CEfRgkLw) already been noted?
I have literally no idea what's going on in this video or why I should care.
Nor do I understand this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07MDDJDgGr4) or the apparent evolution of the genre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtZ64KGgn6U).
When hair is white, mind is not white.
These are somewhat old, and probably not new to many here, but they're still awesome - Do not talk to the police.
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2013, 02:44:01 PM
These are somewhat old, and probably not new to many here, but they're still awesome - Do not talk to the police.
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE
Good advice for a budding paralegal, I'd say.
Jesus, Duke. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTBlfUHWWsw#!)
Charles Ramsey, American hero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg
He was just eatin' his McDonalds...
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 07, 2013, 01:46:12 PM
Charles Ramsey, American hero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg
He was just eatin' his McDonalds...
Holy shit the interview with Anderson Cooper is EVERYTHING that is right with America.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/07/us/ohio-cleveland-ramsey/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
"Moron... idiot... imbecile... why do you have that damn job?"
So much goodness wrapped up in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-UaKHg2AwY#!) : casual racism, trolling, and trolling Canucks fans. It's a win for pretty much everyone except, of course, for Canucks fans.
Quote from: flannj on May 07, 2013, 10:45:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 07, 2013, 01:46:12 PM
Charles Ramsey, American hero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg
He was just eatin' his McDonalds...
Holy shit the interview with Anderson Cooper is EVERYTHING that is right with America.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/07/us/ohio-cleveland-ramsey/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
"Moron... idiot... imbecile... why do you have that damn job?"
UPDATE: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/cleveland-hero-charles-ramsey-8702415
I don't think these revelations make his actions any less heroic or anything like that. He clearly did his time and rehabilitated as a result of it. The system works...occasionally.
But I do think it's going to stop McDonald's from giving him free fries for life.
Malort Cash Grab Drinking Game. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VcL0ysswSY)
Quote from: Eli on February 06, 2013, 08:27:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 05, 2013, 08:19:05 PM
Kai (http://www.buzzfeed.com/sludgepunkslimeharpy/hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-saves-woman-from-racis-82dk?s=mobile)
James Franco looks terrible.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NJ-Murder-Suspect-Kai-Hatchet-Wielding-Hitchhiker-Internet-Celebrity--207727121.html
QuoteAuthorities investigating the killing of a New Jersey lawyer have issued a murder warrant for an internet celebrity known as "Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker," a nickname he got because used a hatchet to subdue a man who ran over a California utility worker.
Union County officials say the suspect, also known as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, 24, who has appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," was last seen at a rail station in the Haddonfield, N.J. area and may have cut his hair to try to change his appearance.
Officials believe he killed Joseph Galfy, who was found in his Clark, N.J. home on Monday, dead of blunt force trauma. Prosecutors say Galfy met McGillvary in Times Square Saturday night, and brought him back to his house to spend the night.
They say they believe the two men had a sexual encounter.
Authorities said McGillvary pondered on his Facebook page Tuesday the idea of waking up in a stranger's house with a groggy head and injuries, and the realization of being drugged and raped. "What would you do?" he wrote, according to officials.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 16, 2013, 05:05:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 06, 2013, 08:27:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 05, 2013, 08:19:05 PM
Kai (http://www.buzzfeed.com/sludgepunkslimeharpy/hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-saves-woman-from-racis-82dk?s=mobile)
James Franco looks terrible.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NJ-Murder-Suspect-Kai-Hatchet-Wielding-Hitchhiker-Internet-Celebrity--207727121.html
QuoteAuthorities investigating the killing of a New Jersey lawyer have issued a murder warrant for an internet celebrity known as "Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker," a nickname he got because used a hatchet to subdue a man who ran over a California utility worker.
Union County officials say the suspect, also known as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, 24, who has appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," was last seen at a rail station in the Haddonfield, N.J. area and may have cut his hair to try to change his appearance.
Officials believe he killed Joseph Galfy, who was found in his Clark, N.J. home on Monday, dead of blunt force trauma. Prosecutors say Galfy met McGillvary in Times Square Saturday night, and brought him back to his house to spend the night.
They say they believe the two men had a sexual encounter.
Authorities said McGillvary pondered on his Facebook page Tuesday the idea of waking up in a stranger's house with a groggy head and injuries, and the realization of being drugged and raped. "What would you do?" he wrote, according to officials.
Uh, what?
Enrica Palazzo? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKQ0fY3lrEo)
First it was "Ship My Pants"... now this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM).
Quote from: morpheus on May 23, 2013, 08:48:45 AM
First it was "Ship My Pants"... now this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM).
Obviously Pen doesn't work for Kmart.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 23, 2013, 10:18:18 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 23, 2013, 08:48:45 AM
First it was "Ship My Pants"... now this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM).
Obviously Pen doesn't work for Kmart.
Actually (ironically?), this is my old agency's work.
They obviously got much better upon my departure.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 23, 2013, 10:42:50 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 23, 2013, 10:18:18 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 23, 2013, 08:48:45 AM
First it was "Ship My Pants"... now this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM).
Obviously Pen doesn't work for Kmart.
Actually (ironically?), this is my old agency's work.
They obviously got much better upon my departure.
(http://i.imgur.com/RnHun.jpg)
Since ruling would require me to watch something posted in the youtube thread, this one will probably get by on a technicality.
I am somehow cheered that it took finding a couple of balding guys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DgMl_lpp44) to discover a decent cover.
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2013, 11:14:27 PM
I am somehow cheered that it took finding a couple of balding guys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DgMl_lpp44) to discover a decent cover.
Funny, I had you pegged for a Sugarland fan. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv6cHeG1krg)
for art lovers
http://www.youtube.com/embed/a6W2ZMpsxhg?feature=player_embedded
Quote from: CBStew on June 08, 2013, 06:40:42 PM
for art lovers
http://www.youtube.com/embed/a6W2ZMpsxhg?feature=player_embedded
The Rijksmuseum has been closed for about nine years for the mother and father of all renovations, so it's kind of a big deal for the Cloggies that it's open again.
Mandom (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU).
DPD. More reason to hate Troy Aikman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv0tLz39sZY).
Norwegians are funny and mean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c8zTHS9r6E4
All of a sudden John Cleese doesn't seem as funny any more
http://www.wimp.com/indiapakistan/
The most epic advertisement for a local city council meeting EVER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcTDxMiqlCU
Those silly Canadians.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 22, 2013, 03:53:54 PM
The most epic advertisement for a local city council meeting EVER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcTDxMiqlCU
Those silly Canadians.
Quote from: ccaamm99111, YouTube commenter
This has Leslie Knope written all over it.
The best of Hans Moleman. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_AFQPrUA4)
Aaron Paul seems like a genuinely cool guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ovdlNqvog), and I really hope some malicious asshole doesn't take advantage of that someday. Bitch.
Every movie reference from the first five seasons of The Simpsons. (http://www.nextmovie.com/shows/exclusives/2013-24-07/mgid:uma:videolist:nextmovie.com:1711153/)
This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen on you tube
http://www.youtube.com/embed/47e3vjA_4uc?feature=player_embedded
Hopefully this is not a harbinger of Slak's impending adventures in Norway.
BEWARE OF MOOSE!! (http://www.f-b.no/fbtv?videoId=C9C32ADD)
Almost a shot-for-shot remake of the Tom Emanski video, but for kickball instead. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP4Imlir_jA)
CT, will you allow this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32LCwZFoKio)
McNugget rampage. (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0IhyAasWw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLF0IhyAasWw)
Technical, but informative. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quzJ4jSXd1M)
Andy willl spend all afternoon playing and replaying this one. (http://youtu.be/K7QwDeuKHCA?t=31m50s)
Quote from: Brownie on January 30, 2014, 11:10:47 AM
Andy willl spend all afternoon playing and replaying this one. (http://youtu.be/K7QwDeuKHCA?t=31m50s)
Well, I hope they got the express, written consent of Major League Baseball.
Quote from: Bort on January 30, 2014, 05:23:44 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 30, 2014, 11:10:47 AM
Andy willl spend all afternoon playing and replaying this one. (http://youtu.be/K7QwDeuKHCA?t=31m50s)
Well, I hope they got the express, written consent of Major League Baseball The Chicago National League Ball Club.
is prohibit'd.
Quote from: flannj on October 23, 2009, 12:53:17 PM
I was bored out of my skull at work today.
Then my son sent me this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYE_YRAl5TU&feature=related)
I feel much better now.
(maybe a little dizzy though)
Bump... just cause it's 4:00 am and the funk.
Quote from: flannj on April 06, 2014, 03:58:00 AM
Quote from: flannj on October 23, 2009, 12:53:17 PM
I was bored out of my skull at work today.
Then my son sent me this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYE_YRAl5TU&feature=related)
I feel much better now.
(maybe a little dizzy though)
Bump... just cause it's 4:00 am and the funk.
DPD
Bump... just cause me and mrs. flannj are now officially empty nesters and I'm freaking the fuck out and of course the funk.
I know no one clicks on links in this thread, but I really recommend you click on this.
Randy Quaid "talking" to Rupert Murdoch and then performing an act with his wife. (https://vid.me/TsNm)
2:12 of some next level fucking crazy.
Slightly NSFW.
I failed to find Greg Maddux's triumph over the Gatorade cooler in 2006, but I did find a young Greggie pitching for the Peoria Chiefs vs. the Quad City Angels. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V5T6q_AyiY)
Quote from: Brownie on October 08, 2015, 10:43:00 AM
I failed to find Greg Maddux's triumph over the Gatorade cooler in 2006, but I did find a young Greggie pitching for the Peoria Chiefs vs. the Quad City Angels. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V5T6q_AyiY)
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5820.msg281917#msg281917