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Title: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:13:38 AM
Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here (http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/irish_bar/kitty-osheas-south-loop/133348/content).  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 06, 2009, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:13:38 AM
Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here (http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/irish_bar/kitty-osheas-south-loop/133348/content).  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on January 06, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 06, 2009, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:13:38 AM
Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here (http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/irish_bar/kitty-osheas-south-loop/133348/content).  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.

Well, this and the whole "it's not Louisiana" thing.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:24:33 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 06, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 06, 2009, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:13:38 AM
Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here (http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/irish_bar/kitty-osheas-south-loop/133348/content).  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.

Well, this and the whole "it's not Louisiana" thing.

And I'm here.
And it doesn't suck.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 06, 2009, 11:29:01 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:24:33 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 06, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 06, 2009, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:13:38 AM
Sorry to Dolan if he was going to post something about this (actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry), but I just wanted to get this up quick.
Next Friday the 16th is the Cubs Convention.  They'll announce the Peavy trade, then we'll all get drunk here (http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/irish_bar/kitty-osheas-south-loop/133348/content).  We'll be getting there around 8.  I'm not sure what time they'll kick us out.
Here's what I predict to happen:
1.  Kerm makes an ass out of himself in many ways.
2.  Oleg spills something on himself and Mike Douche, which in turn makes Mike Douche angry, which in turn leads to him stepping on Oleg.
3.  I black out.
4.  Dolan once again wonders why he isn't as good as Al Yellon.

For everybody that's interested, I'll be allowing you man-kissers to come over to my CONDO both before, and if we're alive, after.  After the party is the condo lobby.  I should be home by work around 5, assuming traffic isn't horrible.  So plan on any time after 5:30 stopping by.  For those of you going to the lame ice soccer game, come over before too b/c I'm just down the street from the United Center. PM me for the address and all that stuff so when you see the doorman you don't act like you've never been out in public before, Weebs.  Girls are welcome too.  I'm just sayin'.   

This is why I should move to Chicago.

Well, this and the whole "it's not Louisiana" thing.

And I'm here.
And it doesn't suck.

If I weren't bound by the whole wife wanting to stay close to her family thing, I'd pretty much be in your lap by now, TDubbs.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Mike Douche on January 06, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
I suddenly don't want to go now.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 11:57:49 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 06, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
I suddenly don't want to go now.

You don't HAVE to step on Oleg. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 06, 2009, 12:13:00 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 12:34:29 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

Did he shave yet?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dave B on January 06, 2009, 01:07:50 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1.  Thick Stick  6 up, 1 down
A penis thats extremely girthy. "Most of the time" a thick stick will look funny cause it is quite short yet very wide in diameter, yet sometimes it is a Monster.
Ash was amazed when she saw it, all she could do was say "WOW, Willie G that is one Thick Stick...i hope it doesn't break me!!!"
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Andy on January 06, 2009, 01:13:20 PM
We've been doing this for what, six years now?  I've learned to cope.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Furious George on January 06, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.

He's a fat slob loser

OR

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 06, 2009, 01:58:06 PM
Quote from: Dave B on January 06, 2009, 01:07:50 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1.  Thick Stick  6 up, 1 down
A penis thats extremely girthy. "Most of the time" a thick stick
An Oleg will look funny cause it is quite short yet very wide in diameter, yet sometimes it is a Monster.
Ash was amazed when she saw it, all she could do was say "WOW, Willie G that is one Thick Stick...i hope it doesn't break me!!!"



It'sbeenawhilesinceImadeanOlegjoke'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 06, 2009, 01:59:06 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Furious George on January 06, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.

He's a fat slob loser

OR

When are they gonna get to the fireworkscheesecake factory?

Carloszno1fan'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2009, 02:16:35 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Furious George on January 06, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.

He's a fat slob loser

OR

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

(http://i43.tinypic.com/6ymiw2.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 06, 2009, 02:56:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order 50 margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

Arturos'ed
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2009, 03:23:45 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress that turns out to be Tim Stoddard.
Conventioned.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?

Not from the new and EXTREME Slaky, no.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:36:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?

Not from the new and EXTREME Slaky, no.

Fuck you pal.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:54:33 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:36:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?

Not from the new and EXTREME Slaky, no.

Fuck you pal.

Don't call me pal, bro.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
Maybe this time I'll make it into your place on the first try, as opposed to creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."  However, as long as it results in Kerm asking a cab driver what's wrong with a bunch of dude's sleeping together, I won't mind.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Simmer on January 06, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
I want to go to this, but I don't know what the vibe is.  Some people are excited to go.  Some people are saying this is going to be a trainwreck full of shit.  Which is it?  What will it be?  STAY TUNED.

Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."

I lol'ed and I'm not afraid to say it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 06, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Quote from: Simmer on January 06, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
I want to go to this, but I don't know what the vibe is.  Some people are excited to go.  Some people are saying this is going to be a trainwreck full of shit.  Which is it?  What will it be?  STAY TUNED.

Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."

I lol'ed and I'm not afraid to say it.

The seeds for a Desipio Convention (http://www.desipio.com/?p=395) had been sown once before by Andy, and then followed up by the late Jake Potter (R.I.P.) (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=12.0), who even posted this (http://www.desipio.com/?p=779) (even if he's dead, his words live on). We even polled possible locations, and Des Moines, home of the Rally Carp (R.I.P.), polled better than Jim Oberweis normally does. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=44.0)

Recapping: 2004 (http://www.desipio.com/?p=4) (with puzzling Dusty Baker love), 2005 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2235.msg29905#msg29905) (long version) (http://www.desipio.com/?p=809), 2006 (http://uncouthsloth.blogspot.com/2006/01/cubs-convention-2006-actual-itinerary.html), 2007 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4182.msg74633#msg74633), 2008 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5524.msg113879#msg113879)

In short, it's even creepier than you fear.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CBStew on January 06, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Quote from: Simmer on January 06, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
I want to go to this, but I don't know what the vibe is.  Some people are excited to go.  Some people are saying this is going to be a trainwreck full of shit.  Which is it?  What will it be?  STAY TUNED.

Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."

I lol'ed and I'm not afraid to say it.

The seeds for a Desipio Convention (http://www.desipio.com/?p=395) had been sown once before by Andy, and then followed up by the late Jake Potter (R.I.P.) (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=12.0), who even posted this (http://www.desipio.com/?p=779) (even if he's dead, his words live on). We even polled possible locations, and Des Moines, home of the Rally Carp (R.I.P.), polled better than Jim Oberweis normally does. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=44.0)

Recapping: 2004 (http://www.desipio.com/?p=4) (with puzzling Dusty Baker love), 2005 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2235.msg29905#msg29905) (long version) (http://www.desipio.com/?p=809), 2006 (http://uncouthsloth.blogspot.com/2006/01/cubs-convention-2006-actual-itinerary.html), 2007 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4182.msg74633#msg74633), 2008 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5524.msg113879#msg113879)

In short, it's even creepier than you fear.

I think that the Sloth has a favorite place in Black Lung, Illinois that would do nicely.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2009, 06:31:45 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 06, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Quote from: Simmer on January 06, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
I want to go to this, but I don't know what the vibe is.  Some people are excited to go.  Some people are saying this is going to be a trainwreck full of shit.  Which is it?  What will it be?  STAY TUNED.

Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."

I lol'ed and I'm not afraid to say it.

The seeds for a Desipio Convention (http://www.desipio.com/?p=395) had been sown once before by Andy, and then followed up by the late Jake Potter (R.I.P.) (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=12.0), who even posted this (http://www.desipio.com/?p=779) (even if he's dead, his words live on). We even polled possible locations, and Des Moines, home of the Rally Carp (R.I.P.), polled better than Jim Oberweis normally does. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=44.0)

Recapping: 2004 (http://www.desipio.com/?p=4) (with puzzling Dusty Baker love), 2005 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2235.msg29905#msg29905) (long version) (http://www.desipio.com/?p=809), 2006 (http://uncouthsloth.blogspot.com/2006/01/cubs-convention-2006-actual-itinerary.html), 2007 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4182.msg74633#msg74633), 2008 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5524.msg113879#msg113879)

In short, it's even creepier than you fear.

I think that the Sloth has a favorite place in Black Lung, Illinois that would do nicely.

I bet TDubbs is a regular.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:24:42 PM
Simmer,

K.O'S is normally a trainwreck full of shit with the douchebag level cranked up to 30. During the convention it's somewhere around 75. But if I had a choice between attending this event and doing pretty much anything else I could afford to do without getting arrested or shot by the police, I'd go to this. I'm just sayin'. You can always make fun of the douchebags and there were more ugly broads offering invitations to do things that might eventually lead to secks than I knew what do with last year. I hope there's no repeat of that action but a single bloke like you might just find something to get into in a dump like that. I'm just sayin'. And you get to meet Andy Fuckin' Dolan! My dad was so impressed when I told him I had. I also got to meet Len Kasper. My dad didn't care much about that... Just asked me what Dolan was like in real life. "Beefy.'
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 06, 2009, 08:13:22 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:24:42 PM
Simmer,

K.O'S is normally a trainwreck full of shit with the douchebag level cranked up to 30. During the convention it's somewhere around 75. But if I had a choice between attending this event and doing pretty much anything else I could afford to do without getting arrested or shot by the police, I'd go to this. I'm just sayin'. You can always make fun of the douchebags and there were more ugly broads offering invitations to do things that might eventually lead to secks than I knew what do with last year. I hope there's no repeat of that action but a single bloke like you might just find something to get into in a dump like that. I'm just sayin'. And you get to meet Andy Fuckin' Dolan! My dad was so impressed when I told him I had. I also got to meet Len Kasper. My dad didn't care much about that... Just asked me what Dolan was like in real life. "Beefy.'

I could tell by his voice.  But he looks like Ray Romano in the rooftop pictures.  So, you know...paradox.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 08:18:05 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
Maybe this time I'll make it into your place on the first try, as opposed to creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."  However, as long as it results in Kerm asking a cab driver what's wrong with a bunch of dude's sleeping together, I won't mind.

Go to that same place and see what happens.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 08:19:12 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 08:18:05 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
Maybe this time I'll make it into your place on the first try, as opposed to creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."  However, as long as it results in Kerm asking a cab driver what's wrong with a bunch of dude's sleeping together, I won't mind.

Go to that same place and see what happens.

Please let the answer be getting kicked in the dick tip.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Shooter on January 06, 2009, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:24:42 PM
Simmer,

K.O'S is normally a trainwreck full of shit with the douchebag level cranked up to 30. During the convention it's somewhere around 75. But if I had a choice between attending this event and doing pretty much anything else I could afford to do without getting arrested or shot by the police, I'd go to this. I'm just sayin'. You can always make fun of the douchebags and there were more ugly broads offering invitations to do things that might eventually lead to secks than I knew what do with last year. I hope there's no repeat of that action but a single bloke like you might just find something to get into in a dump like that. I'm just sayin'. And you get to meet Andy Fuckin' Dolan! My dad was so impressed when I told him I had. I also got to meet Len Kasper. My dad didn't care much about that... Just asked me what Dolan was like in real life. "Beefy.'

Any of the ugly broads flash their meat curtains?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 08:19:12 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 08:18:05 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
Maybe this time I'll make it into your place on the first try, as opposed to creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."  However, as long as it results in Kerm asking a cab driver what's wrong with a bunch of dude's sleeping together, I won't mind.

Go to that same place and see what happens.

Please let the answer be getting kicked in the dick tip.

I'm pretty sure I can show up at the right place and expect the same results.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 08:42:05 PM
Quote from: Shooter on January 06, 2009, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:24:42 PM
Simmer,

K.O'S is normally a trainwreck full of shit with the douchebag level cranked up to 30. During the convention it's somewhere around 75. But if I had a choice between attending this event and doing pretty much anything else I could afford to do without getting arrested or shot by the police, I'd go to this. I'm just sayin'. You can always make fun of the douchebags and there were more ugly broads offering invitations to do things that might eventually lead to secks than I knew what do with last year. I hope there's no repeat of that action but a single bloke like you might just find something to get into in a dump like that. I'm just sayin'. And you get to meet Andy Fuckin' Dolan! My dad was so impressed when I told him I had. I also got to meet Len Kasper. My dad didn't care much about that... Just asked me what Dolan was like in real life. "Beefy.'

Any of the ugly broads flash their meat curtains?

I don't think that chicks wear just crotchless panties to the bar.  I don't know where you're from pal.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 07, 2009, 05:59:36 AM

Just beware of degenerates pretending to be Al Yellon.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Philberto on January 08, 2009, 09:55:00 PM
Well, it looks like I'm in for this. I think I'm going to leave work at 3 (Just tell them I have a doctor's appointment or something). Hopefully be in the Chad's CONDO area around 630-700.. I'm not sure how I55 inbound is at this time and the 30-45 minutes beforehand. I would speculate that it's not too bad, right?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT II on January 08, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 08, 2009, 09:55:00 PM
Well, it looks like I'm in for this. I think I'm going to leave work at 3 (Just tell them I have a doctor's appointment or something). Hopefully be in the Chad's CONDO area around 630-700.. I'm not sure how I55 inbound is at this time and the 30-45 minutes beforehand. I would speculate that it's not too bad, right?

You might run into problems around the Joliet area, rush hour traffic tends to bottleneck between I-80 and Weber Road.  If it looks bad as you approach 80, I'd suggest taking 80 East to the 355 extension (just east of the Route 30 exit) and then taking that north to link back up with I-55, just north of Route 53 (Bolingbrook).  You'll have to pay a toll, but that stretch of road is generally pretty quick any time of day.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gil Gunderson on January 09, 2009, 12:37:00 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 08, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 08, 2009, 09:55:00 PM
Well, it looks like I'm in for this. I think I'm going to leave work at 3 (Just tell them I have a doctor's appointment or something). Hopefully be in the Chad's CONDO area around 630-700.. I'm not sure how I55 inbound is at this time and the 30-45 minutes beforehand. I would speculate that it's not too bad, right?

You might run into problems around the Joliet area, rush hour traffic tends to bottleneck between I-80 and Weber Road.  If it looks bad as you approach 80, I'd suggest taking 80 East to the 355 extension (just east of the Route 30 exit) and then taking that north to link back up with I-55, just north of Route 53 (Bolingbrook).  You'll have to pay a toll, but that stretch of road is generally pretty quick any time of day.

And quite possibly the smoothest ride of any of Chicago's expressways.  Nice and wide, too.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 09, 2009, 07:51:25 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 09, 2009, 12:37:00 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 08, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 08, 2009, 09:55:00 PM
Well, it looks like I'm in for this. I think I'm going to leave work at 3 (Just tell them I have a doctor's appointment or something). Hopefully be in the Chad's CONDO area around 630-700.. I'm not sure how I55 inbound is at this time and the 30-45 minutes beforehand. I would speculate that it's not too bad, right?

You might run into problems around the Joliet area, rush hour traffic tends to bottleneck between I-80 and Weber Road.  If it looks bad as you approach 80, I'd suggest taking 80 East to the 355 extension (just east of the Route 30 exit) and then taking that north to link back up with I-55, just north of Route 53 (Bolingbrook).  You'll have to pay a toll, but that stretch of road is generally pretty quick any time of day.

And quite possibly the smoothest ride of any of Chicago's expressways.  Nice and wide, too.

I don't really know what to add to this thread; just that I really wish I could make it out to the Convention and get arrested with you fellas.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 09, 2009, 12:37:00 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 08, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 08, 2009, 09:55:00 PM
Well, it looks like I'm in for this. I think I'm going to leave work at 3 (Just tell them I have a doctor's appointment or something). Hopefully be in the Chad's CONDO area around 630-700.. I'm not sure how I55 inbound is at this time and the 30-45 minutes beforehand. I would speculate that it's not too bad, right?

You might run into problems around the Joliet area, rush hour traffic tends to bottleneck between I-80 and Weber Road.  If it looks bad as you approach 80, I'd suggest taking 80 East to the 355 extension (just east of the Route 30 exit) and then taking that north to link back up with I-55, just north of Route 53 (Bolingbrook).  You'll have to pay a toll, but that stretch of road is generally pretty quick any time of day.

And quite possibly the smoothest ride of any of Chicago's expressways.  Nice and wide, too.

When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.

We shall not forget, he also single-handedly saved all of these poor bastards. 

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090109/capt.8e0b3717136a4ccdb2bb279bf6d11e46.illinois_governor__ilmg110.jpg?x=400&y=231&q=85&sig=tlhf7xzLkiFOlVm.t8hEfw--)

Don't believe it?  Just ask him.

Hopefully I can get to Kitty's before heading out for the Desipio ice soccer orgy (no ghey stuff though).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 09, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.

We shall not forget, he also single-handedly saved all of these poor bastards. 

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090109/capt.8e0b3717136a4ccdb2bb279bf6d11e46.illinois_governor__ilmg110.jpg?x=400&y=231&q=85&sig=tlhf7xzLkiFOlVm.t8hEfw--)

Don't believe it?  Just ask him.

Hopefully I can get to Kitty's before heading out for the Desipio ice soccer orgy (no ghey stuff though).

You're going to teh Hocks game? Tits! You sitting with us? Or do you have a fancy seat with a TV and fridge near it? I've watched most games like that this season. It's more fun sitting next to Fork though. I don't know why exactly. It just is. I think he spikes my soda with something.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 09, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.

We shall not forget, he also single-handedly saved all of these poor bastards. 

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090109/capt.8e0b3717136a4ccdb2bb279bf6d11e46.illinois_governor__ilmg110.jpg?x=400&y=231&q=85&sig=tlhf7xzLkiFOlVm.t8hEfw--)

Don't believe it?  Just ask him.

Hopefully I can get to Kitty's before heading out for the Desipio ice soccer orgy (no ghey stuff though).

You're going to teh Hocks game? Tits! You sitting with us? Or do you have a fancy seat with a TV and fridge near it? I've watched most games like that this season. It's more fun sitting next to Fork though. I don't know why exactly. It just is. I think he spikes my soda with something.

There will be tits at the ice soccer game?  Hooray, bewbies!

No TV and fridge for me.  I'll be with Fork and the rest of you morans up in section 3-whatever we're in. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 10, 2009, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 09, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.

We shall not forget, he also single-handedly saved all of these poor bastards. 

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090109/capt.8e0b3717136a4ccdb2bb279bf6d11e46.illinois_governor__ilmg110.jpg?x=400&y=231&q=85&sig=tlhf7xzLkiFOlVm.t8hEfw--)

Don't believe it?  Just ask him.

Hopefully I can get to Kitty's before heading out for the Desipio ice soccer orgy (no ghey stuff though).

You're going to teh Hocks game? Tits! You sitting with us? Or do you have a fancy seat with a TV and fridge near it? I've watched most games like that this season. It's more fun sitting next to Fork though. I don't know why exactly. It just is. I think he spikes my soda with something.

There will be tits at the ice soccer game?  Hooray, bewbies!

No TV and fridge for me.  I'll be with Fork and the rest of you morans up in section 3-whatever we're in. 

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/BreastsBarcroft_450x468.jpg)

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on January 10, 2009, 01:39:20 AM
Sadly, I won't be able to make it to Shitty O'Keas--Pissburgh, 2 Penguins home games and the (hopefully still) #1 Panthers playing Syracuse on Big Monday created the perfect storm to celebrate Dr. King's birthday.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 10, 2009, 03:14:45 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 10, 2009, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 09, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.

We shall not forget, he also single-handedly saved all of these poor bastards. 

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090109/capt.8e0b3717136a4ccdb2bb279bf6d11e46.illinois_governor__ilmg110.jpg?x=400&y=231&q=85&sig=tlhf7xzLkiFOlVm.t8hEfw--)

Don't believe it?  Just ask him.

Hopefully I can get to Kitty's before heading out for the Desipio ice soccer orgy (no ghey stuff though).

You're going to teh Hocks game? Tits! You sitting with us? Or do you have a fancy seat with a TV and fridge near it? I've watched most games like that this season. It's more fun sitting next to Fork though. I don't know why exactly. It just is. I think he spikes my soda with something.

There will be tits at the ice soccer game?  Hooray, bewbies!

No TV and fridge for me.  I'll be with Fork and the rest of you morans up in section 3-whatever we're in. 

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/BreastsBarcroft_450x468.jpg)



(http://www.zerozen.com.br/anos80/canyon01.jpg)
For real'd.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CP on January 10, 2009, 04:02:03 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2009, 03:14:45 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 10, 2009, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 09, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.

We shall not forget, he also single-handedly saved all of these poor bastards. 

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090109/capt.8e0b3717136a4ccdb2bb279bf6d11e46.illinois_governor__ilmg110.jpg?x=400&y=231&q=85&sig=tlhf7xzLkiFOlVm.t8hEfw--)

Don't believe it?  Just ask him.

Hopefully I can get to Kitty's before heading out for the Desipio ice soccer orgy (no ghey stuff though).

You're going to teh Hocks game? Tits! You sitting with us? Or do you have a fancy seat with a TV and fridge near it? I've watched most games like that this season. It's more fun sitting next to Fork though. I don't know why exactly. It just is. I think he spikes my soda with something.

There will be tits at the ice soccer game?  Hooray, bewbies!

No TV and fridge for me.  I'll be with Fork and the rest of you morans up in section 3-whatever we're in. 

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/BreastsBarcroft_450x468.jpg)



(http://www.zerozen.com.br/anos80/canyon01.jpg)
For real'd.

To be honest, the fact that she has a bit of a bulge in her right side of her pants kinda scares me
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: DwightKurtz on January 11, 2009, 10:50:28 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 06, 2009, 06:31:45 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 06, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Quote from: Simmer on January 06, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
I want to go to this, but I don't know what the vibe is.  Some people are excited to go.  Some people are saying this is going to be a trainwreck full of shit.  Which is it?  What will it be?  STAY TUNED.

Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."

I lol'ed and I'm not afraid to say it.

The seeds for a Desipio Convention (http://www.desipio.com/?p=395) had been sown once before by Andy, and then followed up by the late Jake Potter (R.I.P.) (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=12.0), who even posted this (http://www.desipio.com/?p=779) (even if he's dead, his words live on). We even polled possible locations, and Des Moines, home of the Rally Carp (R.I.P.), polled better than Jim Oberweis normally does. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=44.0)

Recapping: 2004 (http://www.desipio.com/?p=4) (with puzzling Dusty Baker love), 2005 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2235.msg29905#msg29905) (long version) (http://www.desipio.com/?p=809), 2006 (http://uncouthsloth.blogspot.com/2006/01/cubs-convention-2006-actual-itinerary.html), 2007 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4182.msg74633#msg74633), 2008 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5524.msg113879#msg113879)

In short, it's even creepier than you fear.

I think that the Sloth has a favorite place in Black Lung, Illinois that would do nicely.

I bet TDubbs is a regular.

But only because he thinks it's a part of the female anatomy.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2009, 05:48:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on January 10, 2009, 01:39:20 AM
Sadly, I won't be able to make it to Shitty O'Keas--Pissburgh, 2 Penguins home games and the (hopefully still) #1 Panthers playing Syracuse on Big Monday created the perfect storm to celebrate Dr. King's birthday.

and when exactly were you going to tell me you weren't taking the hockey ticket I had for you?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:30:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2009, 05:48:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on January 10, 2009, 01:39:20 AM
Sadly, I won't be able to make it to Shitty O'Keas--Pissburgh, 2 Penguins home games and the (hopefully still) #1 Panthers playing Syracuse on Big Monday created the perfect storm to celebrate Dr. King's birthday.

and when exactly were you going to tell me you weren't taking the hockey ticket I had for you?

January 10th, 2009 at 1:39:20 in the AM.  What?  Down the the second isn't good enough for you?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dave B on January 12, 2009, 07:36:14 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 09, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 09, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 09, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
When historians look back on the Blagojevich Administration, the extension and open road tolling will be seen as his greatest achievements.
Actually, that would make him considered a pretty accomplished governor relative to most in the history of Illinois.

We shall not forget, he also single-handedly saved all of these poor bastards. 

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090109/capt.8e0b3717136a4ccdb2bb279bf6d11e46.illinois_governor__ilmg110.jpg?x=400&y=231&q=85&sig=tlhf7xzLkiFOlVm.t8hEfw--)

Don't believe it?  Just ask him.

Hopefully I can get to Kitty's before heading out for the Desipio ice soccer orgy (no ghey stuff though).

You're going to teh Hocks game? Tits! You sitting with us? Or do you have a fancy seat with a TV and fridge near it? I've watched most games like that this season. It's more fun sitting next to Fork though. I don't know why exactly. It just is. I think he spikes my soda with something.

There will be tits at the ice soccer game?  Hooray, bewbies!

No TV and fridge for me.  I'll be with Fork and the rest of you morans up in section 3-whatever we're in. 

There were some bombs on the chick who did the contest in the 2nd intermission last night (hard to believe). Pat Boyle was overwhelmed.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2009, 07:37:45 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:30:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2009, 05:48:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on January 10, 2009, 01:39:20 AM
Sadly, I won't be able to make it to Shitty O'Keas--Pissburgh, 2 Penguins home games and the (hopefully still) #1 Panthers playing Syracuse on Big Monday created the perfect storm to celebrate Dr. King's birthday.

and when exactly were you going to tell me you weren't taking the hockey ticket I had for you?

January 10th, 2009 at 1:39:20 in the AM.  What?  Down the the second isn't good enough for you?

Dollars are more important than seconds.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dave B on January 12, 2009, 08:02:42 AM
Will there be an Al Yellon spotting at Kitty's? Will there be a confrontation at the Convention?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2009, 08:25:16 AM
Quote from: Dave B on January 12, 2009, 08:02:42 AM
Will there be an Al Yellon spotting at Kitty's? Will there be a confrontation at the Convention?

Depends on whether I can get into the bar or not.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 12, 2009, 08:42:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2009, 08:25:16 AM
Quote from: Dave B on January 12, 2009, 08:02:42 AM
Will there be an Al Yellon spotting at Kitty's? Will there be a confrontation at the Convention?

Depends on whether I can get into the bar or not.

(http://iam.colum.edu/students/khalil.wehbi/img/Sheas.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2009, 08:50:20 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 12, 2009, 08:42:24 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2009, 08:25:16 AM
Quote from: Dave B on January 12, 2009, 08:02:42 AM
Will there be an Al Yellon spotting at Kitty's? Will there be a confrontation at the Convention?

Depends on whether I can get into the bar or not.

(http://iam.colum.edu/students/khalil.wehbi/img/Sheas.jpg)

Save me a spot on the curb.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 12, 2009, 01:02:18 PM
New and improve'd.

(http://iam.colum.edu/students/khalil.wehbi/img/sheas2.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Philberto on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 13, 2009, 07:30:27 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

It'll be hard for people to pay attention to the A+ poem when I'm in my man panties.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 13, 2009, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 13, 2009, 07:30:27 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

It'll be hard for people to pay attention to the A+ poem when I'm in my man panties.

MATSUFLEX's lady needs a POW! in the rump.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 13, 2009, 08:53:02 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

Better question: do you want to?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 13, 2009, 08:55:37 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 13, 2009, 08:53:02 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

Better question: do you want to?

I'll bet one of CELEBRITY'S $100 bills he does not.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Philberto on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Philberto on January 13, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?

Good in the sense of (as IAN put it in the SBox) " watching a really bad train wreck happen in slow motion."
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT II on January 13, 2009, 07:20:03 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?

Good in the sense of (as IAN put it in the SBox) " watching a really bad train wreck happen in slow motion."

The Bears are good in that exact same way.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Philberto on January 13, 2009, 07:23:15 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 13, 2009, 07:20:03 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?

Good in the sense of (as IAN put it in the SBox) " watching a really bad train wreck happen in slow motion."

The Bears are good in that exact same way.

Only this one doesn't incite ANGER like the Bears. Instead it brings joy and happiness to my life... To know that I'm not a CHAD
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 13, 2009, 11:18:10 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?

Good in the sense of (as IAN put it in the SBox) " watching a really bad train wreck happen in slow motion."

What a novel analogy.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 14, 2009, 07:37:11 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 13, 2009, 11:18:10 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?

Good in the sense of (as IAN put it in the SBox) " watching a really bad train wreck happen in slow motion."

What a novel analogy.

TOOL ACADEMY incited ANGER ANGRY ANGER MAD RED FACED ANGRY ANGER when that really hot chick was kicked off the show with her doucheballoon boyfriend two nights ago.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 14, 2009, 08:02:56 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 13, 2009, 11:18:10 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?

Good in the sense of (as IAN put it in the SBox) " watching a really bad train wreck happen in slow motion."

What a novel analogy.

It's the complete opposite of a sweet train wreck happening really fast, yo.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 14, 2009, 08:33:16 AM
Quote from: BH on January 14, 2009, 08:02:56 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 13, 2009, 11:18:10 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 13, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 13, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 13, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:53:03 AM

Perhaps we can include a poetry reading (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/9/715631/a-cubs-poem) into the festivities.

Maybe Chad can read it as MATSUFLEX (POW!) and show his emotional side.

Am I supposed to understand any of this?

If you watched the best motherfucking show on the planet, (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.0) then you would.

Is it really good?

Good in the sense of (as IAN put it in the SBox) " watching a really bad train wreck happen in slow motion."

What a novel analogy.

It's the complete opposite of a sweet train wreck happening really fast, yo.

Or it's the complete same thing, just on the opposite end of the universe.  Wrap your noodle around that!
POW!

Bacon Loop starts tonight. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 16, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Don't worry. There will be plenty of awkward greetings and shithowdoIstartthisconversations for everyone.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:41:49 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 16, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Don't worry. There will be plenty of awkward greetings and shithowdoIstartthisconversations for everyone.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 16, 2009, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 16, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Don't worry. There will be plenty of awkward greetings and shithowdoIstartthisconversations for everyone.

Not with Len, however.

BOO, LEN!

BOO!!!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: butthead on January 16, 2009, 03:05:09 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 16, 2009, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 16, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Don't worry. There will be plenty of awkward greetings and shithowdoIstartthisconversations for everyone.

Not with Len, however.

BOO, LEN!

BOO!!!

No Len? What did you guys do to him last year?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 16, 2009, 03:25:37 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 16, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Don't worry. There will be plenty of awkward greetings and shithowdoIstartthisconversations for everyone.
That's why I'll show up half faced.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 16, 2009, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Yeah, it's going to be me and Weebs talking about our NCAA teams and TDubbs hitting on a 55-year-old widow.  Should be good times.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 16, 2009, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Yeah, it's going to be me and Weebs talking about our NCAA teams and TDubbs hitting on a 55-year-old widow.  Should be good times.

You forgot about a coked-up John Murray getting all handsy.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 17, 2009, 03:08:38 AM
We'll that was... fucked up entertaining.
Had a blast.
Now go to bed ya jerkoffs.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 16, 2009, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Yeah, it's going to be me and Weebs talking about our NCAA teams and TDubbs hitting on a 55-year-old widow.  Should be good times.

You forgot about a coked-up John Murray getting all handsy with Weebs.

Truth.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 17, 2009, 09:14:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 16, 2009, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Yeah, it's going to be me and Weebs talking about our NCAA teams and TDubbs hitting on a 55-year-old widow.  Should be good times.

You forgot about a coked-up John Murray getting all handsy with Weebs withe everyone.

Truth.

In actuality, fool'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 09:37:56 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 17, 2009, 09:14:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 16, 2009, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?


Yeah, it's going to be me and Weebs talking about our NCAA teams and TDubbs hitting on a 55-year-old widow.  Should be good times.

You forgot about a coked-up John Murray getting all handsy with Weebs withe everyone.

Truth.

In actuality, fool'd

Well my good friend JOHN MURRAY is a very friendly guy.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 17, 2009, 10:38:55 AM
My lawyer compels me to note that I used the term "coked-up" in a strictly figurative sense.

As it stands, I have no hard evidence that John Murray was in fact operating under the influence of illegal narcotics of any kind.

I regret any inference to the contrary.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 17, 2009, 11:38:03 AM
I think it was good times last night, I don't remember various hours of the evening.  Weird.
Thanks to everybody that came over to the CONDO and all the salt you guys brought.  You shouldn't have.

And what Lou Brock jersey was that guy wearing?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 17, 2009, 12:29:00 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 17, 2009, 11:38:03 AM
I think it was good times last night, I don't remember various hours of the evening.  Weird.
Thanks to everybody that came over to the CONDO and all the salt you guys brought.  You shouldn't have.

And what Lou Brock jersey was that guy wearing?

A St. Cloud Rox minor league jersey.

Like this...

http://all-pro-authentics.stores.yahoo.net/loubr19stclr.html

What a fucking chode.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 17, 2009, 12:39:53 PM
Woke up this morning with a text message, "Where you at, faggot?"

Since it wasn't my mother's phone number, I have no idea who it was. But it made me feel like I was there.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 17, 2009, 01:44:52 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2009, 12:39:53 PM
Woke up this morning with a text message, "Where you at, faggot?"

Since it wasn't my mother's phone number, I have no idea who it was. But it made me feel like I was there.

That was me.

Thanks for the timely reply.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 17, 2009, 01:59:04 PM
Where are the pics?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Philberto on January 17, 2009, 02:08:32 PM
On Weebs' FACEbook sir.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 01:59:04 PM
Where are the pics?

On the Facebook, bro.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/zlwv0x.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:18:44 PM
I had to work this morning so I didn't pass up a free ride home after the game. (Thanks Fork). But I've seen the pics on Weebs' and I regret missing that party, all the laughs and Butthead's sweet new beard.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
It was good times.  That Lou Brock faggot was a huge faggot, and I'm convinced he signed it himself as "Lou Brock."  What a chode.

Also, I feel like Morph needs to do something with these:

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767191_3523.jpg) (http://www.new-video.de/co/mygiant.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 17, 2009, 03:50:08 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
It was good times.  That Lou Brock faggot was a huge faggot, and I'm convinced he signed it himself as "Lou Brock."  What a chode.

Also, I feel like Morph needs to do something with these:

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767191_3523.jpg) (http://www.new-video.de/co/mygiant.jpg)

That just made me, as the kids say, "Laugh Out Loud."
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 03:57:42 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 17, 2009, 03:50:08 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 17, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
It was good times.  That Lou Brock faggot was a huge faggot, and I'm convinced he signed it himself as "Lou Brock."  What a chode.

Also, I feel like Morph needs to do something with these:

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767191_3523.jpg) (http://www.new-video.de/co/mygiant.jpg)

That just made me, as the kids say, "Laugh Out Loud."

It's pronounced "LAWL," you faggot!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Philberto on January 17, 2009, 06:13:09 PM
Two things:
1. I speculate that the absence of Mark DeRosa drastically reduced the amount of hot, horny, single women there. Fuck you coclblocking Hendry.

2. John Murray is a CHAD.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CBStew on January 17, 2009, 06:49:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/PetTubedotcom
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

Does anybody actually wear bowling shirts?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 18, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

Does anybody actually wear bowling shirts?

Someone has never been to a really lame "rockabilly" bar.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 18, 2009, 12:56:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

Does anybody actually wear bowling shirts?

Someone has never been to a really lame "rockabilly" bar.

Have you met Fork, Jon?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 18, 2009, 01:24:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 18, 2009, 12:56:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

Does anybody actually wear bowling shirts?

Someone has never been to a really lame "rockabilly" bar.

Have you met Fork, Jon?

Touche.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2009, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 01:24:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 18, 2009, 12:56:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

Does anybody actually wear bowling shirts?

Someone has never been to a really lame "rockabilly" bar.

Have you met Fork, Jon?

Touche.

Seriously dude...I've got damn near a dozen of them. Charlie Sheen nis my fashion icon.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 18, 2009, 03:59:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 01:24:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 18, 2009, 12:56:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

Does anybody actually wear bowling shirts?

Someone has never been to a really lame "rockabilly" bar.

Have you met Fork, Jon?

Touche.

Seriously dude...I've got damn near a dozen of them. Charlie Sheen nis my fashion icon.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old fairies...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2009, 06:56:11 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 18, 2009, 03:59:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 01:24:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 18, 2009, 12:56:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 18, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 17, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

Does anybody actually wear bowling shirts?

Someone has never been to a really lame "rockabilly" bar.

Have you met Fork, Jon?

Touche.

Seriously dude...I've got damn near a dozen of them. Charlie Sheen nis my fashion icon.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old fairies...

At least you got straight who is the ruffian and who is the fairy.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 18, 2009, 09:52:02 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.
Land of the misfit toys.


(http://blog.art21.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/all_misfit_toys_welcome_here-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.

What does that say about a bunch of dudes who hang out at the convention without actually going in?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 10:19:06 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.

What does that say about a bunch of dudes who hang out at the convention without actually going in?

That they like to drink?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 10:21:18 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.

What does that say about a bunch of dudes who hang out at the convention without actually going in?

As you can see, clearly, I don't judge.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 19, 2009, 10:23:17 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.

What does that say about a bunch of dudes who hang out at the convention without actually going in?

The money they saved on Convention passes went to the bar tab.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 10:28:10 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 10:23:17 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.

What does that say about a bunch of dudes who hang out at the convention without actually going in?

The money they Chuck saved on a Convention passe went to the bar tab.

BK owes him money'd.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 19, 2009, 10:51:30 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 10:28:10 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 10:23:17 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.

What does that say about a bunch of dudes who hang out at the convention without actually going in?

The money they Chuck saved on a Convention passe went to the bar tab.

BK owes him money'd.

At 2 points above Prime?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 19, 2009, 11:06:28 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 10:28:10 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 10:23:17 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 18, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Speaking of the Cubs Convention - I don't think there's a bigger collection of window lickers on the fucking planet. What a sad place.

What does that say about a bunch of dudes who hang out at the convention without actually going in?

The money they Chuck saved on a Convention passe went to the bar tab.

BK owes him money'd.

I do too. No damn cash in my wallet that night.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Andy on January 19, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I think we all owe Chuck money.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
I distinctly remember handing him a $20 bill.  I don't know if that covered it, but until the government pays out my next loan disbursement, it's all I've got.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 19, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I think we all owe Chuck money.

Not I, Popeye
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 19, 2009, 11:08:59 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 19, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I think we all owe Chuck money.
Weebs and TDubbs are right.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 19, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 19, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I think we all owe Chuck money.
Nor I
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 19, 2009, 11:30:59 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 19, 2009, 11:08:59 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 19, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I think we all owe Chuck money.
Weebs and TDubbs are right.

Let me know, so I can start the process of getting a money order.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 19, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 19, 2009, 11:30:59 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 19, 2009, 11:08:59 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 19, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I think we all owe Chuck money.
Weebs and TDubbs are right.

Let me know, so I can start the process of getting a money order.

Anyone could pretty much tell me anything about that night and I'll believe him.  Chuck, I remember getting at least one beer on your tab.  I also remember sitting down at your table while Andy and (maybe?) Tom, Kerm's buddy, was there?  Did I get that right?  So, I probably owe you like 10 bucks for beer and 5 grand to get my dignity back.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 19, 2009, 01:02:17 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 19, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 19, 2009, 11:30:59 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 19, 2009, 11:08:59 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 19, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I think we all owe Chuck money.
Weebs and TDubbs are right.

Let me know, so I can start the process of getting a money order.

Anyone could pretty much tell me anything about that night and I'll believe him.  Chuck, I remember getting at least one beer on your tab.  I also remember sitting down at your table while Andy and (maybe?) Tom, Kerm's buddy, was there?  Did I get that right?  So, I probably owe you like 10 bucks for beer and 5 grand to get my dignity back.

I was handed several random beers over the night, with at least one definitely on Chuck's tab.

Like a douche, I actually had my own tab open. A fool is me.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
I was told to get my drinks on the Gitles tab.  I was very excited to play along on the Fletch/Mr. Underhill joke but as it took me 10 minutes to finally get the bartender's attention, I ended up forgetting and paid my own way.  Oh how humiliating.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 19, 2009, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
I was told to get my drinks on the Gitles tab.  I was very ANGRY to play along on the Fletch/Mr. ANGRY joke but as it took me 10 minutes to finally get the bartender's attention, I ended up ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY.
Or so I hear'd.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT II on January 19, 2009, 04:12:33 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
I was told to get my drinks on the Gitles tab.  I was very ANGRY to play along on the Fletch/Mr. ANGRY joke but as it took me 10 minutes to finally get the bartender's attention, I ended up ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY.
Or so I hear'd.



Somebody get this man back to the Shoutbox, stat.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 06:36:04 PM
You think I'm angry now?  Wait until you get me bowling.  I fucking HATE bowling pins.

In short, I'm definitely down with bowling.  Make it happen, 'Pex.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

He can read minds?!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 19, 2009, 08:38:03 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

He can read minds?!
[fork]Well, Oleg's is a leaflet.


Because he is little.[/fork]
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 20, 2009, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 08:38:03 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

He can read minds?!
[fork]Well, Oleg's is a leaflet.


Because he is little.[/fork]

I think I get thi.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2009, 05:28:27 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

believe me, if I see you handling big black balls, I'll just think you're in Visanthe mode.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: butthead on January 20, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

Kermit's his BFF.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 20, 2009, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

I choose to use my powers for good, not evil.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 20, 2009, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

I choose to use my powers for good, not evil.

Too bad, since your proximity to the target area would make you the prime candidate for administration of a nut shot.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 20, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 20, 2009, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

I choose to use my powers for good, not evil.

Only because you were physically restrained/unable.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:49:54 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 20, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

Kermit's his BFF.

He led off the night by telling me he's donating all the profits from those stupid signs to the [Santo] search for the cure in support of the resolution of the disease commonly known as kid cancer [/Santo].  It sort of took me out of "mortal enemy" mode.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2009, 10:50:43 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:49:54 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 20, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

Kermit's his BFF.

He led off the night by telling me he's donating all the profits from those stupid signs to the [Santo] search for the cure in support of the resolution of the disease commonly known as kid cancer [/Santo].  It sort of took me out of "mortal enemy" mode.

fuck him, I would have asked to see the receipts.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 20, 2009, 10:52:31 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:49:54 AM
He led off the night by telling me he's donating all the profits from those stupid signs to the [Santo] search for the cure in support of the resolution of the disease commonly known as kid cancer [/Santo].  It sort of took me out of "mortal enemy" mode.
That explains the JDRF logo on all the signs.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 20, 2009, 11:03:15 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

Have you considered that maybe he wanted to stay lost?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2009, 11:12:45 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

Was he at the JEWTABLE with Chuck and Oleg?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

I shouldn't have shaved before that game. One of my bigger regrets.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

I shouldn't have shaved before that game. One of my bigger regrets.

It we had our gathering inside the ballpark, we could have gotten you out there to pitch the 7th.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 12:34:40 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

I shouldn't have shaved before that game. One of my bigger regrets.

It we had our gathering inside the ballpark, we could have gotten you out there to pitch the 7th.

Or I could have just put a hex on the Cardinals. That's how Jesus works, right?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 20, 2009, 12:35:35 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 12:34:40 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

I shouldn't have shaved before that game. One of my bigger regrets.

It we had our gathering inside the ballpark, we could have gotten you out there to pitch the 7th.

Or I could have just put a hex on the Cardinals. That's how Jesus works, right?

Work? He was a filthy hippie. He didn't do a damn thing all day.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 20, 2009, 01:31:59 PM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/hey_missy/2009/01/sights-sounds-and-observations-from-cubs-convention.html
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2009, 01:39:29 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 20, 2009, 12:35:35 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 12:34:40 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

I shouldn't have shaved before that game. One of my bigger regrets.

It we had our gathering inside the ballpark, we could have gotten you out there to pitch the 7th.

Or I could have just put a hex on the Cardinals. That's how Jesus works, right?

Work? He was a filthy hippie. He didn't do a damn thing all day.

He just hung out.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 20, 2009, 01:48:45 PM
Quote from: Zed on January 20, 2009, 01:31:59 PM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/hey_missy/2009/01/sights-sounds-and-observations-from-cubs-convention.html

Quote
a gathering of out-of-staters and other assorted members nitwits of quite possibly the most loyal simple minded association of fans retards and overweight lemmings ever to grace professional sports.


What I saw'd.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 20, 2009, 10:26:16 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2009, 11:12:45 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
Have you guys stopped to consider that maybe I've found Jesus?  He sort of looks like Slaky did at the rooftop game.

Was he at the JEWTABLE with Chuck and Oleg?

And all these years, I have been using lower-case letters when spelling JEWTABLE.

(http://television.gearlive.com/blogimages/the-more-you-know-nbc.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT II on January 28, 2009, 09:45:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I once lived in an apartment that was directly above a bowling alley and directly below another bowling alley.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gil Gunderson on January 28, 2009, 09:57:03 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 28, 2009, 09:45:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I once lived in an apartment that was directly above a bowling alley and directly below another bowling alley.

Grimey.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 28, 2009, 10:18:23 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I was thinking either there or Southport Lanes.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 28, 2009, 10:28:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 10:18:23 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I was thinking either there or Southport Lanes.

Oleg, we'd like to stay in Chicago for this.  Please.

What's the place that is off of Diversey?  Diversey Lanes?  That'd make sense.  Back behind the Target and that complex on Elston?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 28, 2009, 10:41:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

Lincoln Lanes is sweet.

I've been to a punk show there.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
Just for the hell of it I checked out the 10pin Bowling Lounge (Marina Towers) web site. (http://www.10pinchicago.com/about_us.php)

"patrons
10pin draws an urban professional crowd who enjoy exceptional cuisine, specialty drinks and the retro sport of bowling in a fun, contemporary atmosphere. the lounge is a favorite spot for local celebrities and personalities. the hip scene and inventive menu attracts non-bowlers as well."


I wonder how long it would be before we got tossed out.




Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 10:59:16 AM
Southport or Diversey works for me.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 28, 2009, 11:04:34 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
Just for the hell of it I checked out the 10pin Bowling Lounge (Marina Towers) web site. (http://www.10pinchicago.com/about_us.php)

"patrons
10pin draws an urban professional crowd who enjoy exceptional cuisine, specialty drinks and the retro sport of bowling in a fun, contemporary atmosphere. the lounge is a favorite spot for local celebrities and personalities. the hip scene and inventive menu attracts non-bowlers as well."


I wonder how long it would be before we got tossed out.


I've bowled there, at a company function.  We don't want to have a Desipio event there.  It sucks.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: butthead on January 28, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I like anything that makes my life easier, so I vote for Lincoln Square Lanes.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
Just for the hell of it I checked out the 10pin Bowling Lounge (Marina Towers) web site. (http://www.10pinchicago.com/about_us.php)

"patrons
10pin draws an urban professional crowd who enjoy exceptional cuisine, specialty drinks and the retro sport of bowling in a fun, contemporary atmosphere. the lounge is a favorite spot for local celebrities and personalities. the hip scene and inventive menu attracts non-bowlers as well."


I wonder how long it would be before we got tossed out.

Depends.  Is John Murray showing up?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT II on January 28, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 28, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I like anything that makes my life easier, so I vote for Lincoln Square Lanes.

In that case, I vote for Wheaton Bowl.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 28, 2009, 11:09:05 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 28, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 28, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I like anything that makes my life easier, so I vote for Lincoln Square Lanes.

In that case, I vote for Wheaton Bowl.

Brookfield Bowl.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 28, 2009, 11:13:35 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 28, 2009, 11:09:05 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 28, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 28, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I like anything that makes my life easier, so I vote for Lincoln Square Lanes.

In that case, I vote for Wheaton Bowl.

Brookfield Bowl.

Nah, that place is a fucking zoo.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: butthead on January 28, 2009, 11:15:56 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 28, 2009, 11:09:05 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 28, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 28, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I like anything that makes my life easier, so I vote for Lincoln Square Lanes.

In that case, I vote for Wheaton Bowl.

Brookfield Bowl.

How do those places make my life easier?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 28, 2009, 11:41:38 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 28, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 28, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I like anything that makes my life easier, so I vote for Lincoln Square Lanes.

In that case, I vote for Wheaton Bowl.

Chuck and I vote for Pinstripes.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 11:49:24 AM
I vote for any of the many EXTREME Brunswick Zones.

EXTREME!

Ah, who am I kidding?  I'm not going.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 28, 2009, 10:28:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 10:18:23 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Zed on January 18, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
For teh record, I would be interested in a Desipio Bowling extravaganza. 

dress code? (http://www.bowlingshirt.com/sale/)

Anyone ever bowl above a hardware store (http://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-square-lanes-chicago)?

I was thinking either there or Southport Lanes.

Oleg, we'd like to stay in Chicago for this.  Please.

Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

Quote from: TDubbs on January 28, 2009, 10:28:33 AM
What's the place that is off of Diversey?  Diversey Lanes?  That'd make sense.  Back behind the Target and that complex on Elston?

Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 28, 2009, 12:02:45 PM
Lincoln Lanes rules.

Maybe I'll dust off my 8-pound hot pink Bratz-brand ball and my Jimmy Choo-brand bowling pumps.

And my lucky feather boa.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 12:11:40 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 28, 2009, 12:02:45 PM
Lincoln Lanes rules.

Maybe I'll dust off my 8-pound hot pink Bratz-brand ball and my Jimmy Choo-brand bowling pumps.

And my lucky feather boa.

Diversey does have rock 'n' bowl, I think.  Bring your glow sticks.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 28, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

This story is so great that I think it should be an epitaph on your tombstone.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 28, 2009, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: BH on January 28, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

This story is so great that I think it should be an epitaph on your tombstone.

I just want to be alive to read it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 28, 2009, 01:00:08 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.

Oleg is right, though: Lincoln Lanes is LITERALLY steps from the Western Brown Line.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 28, 2009, 01:20:55 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 28, 2009, 01:00:08 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.

Oleg is right, though: Lincoln Lanes is LITERALLY steps from the Western Brown Line.

More steps for Oleg than for the rest of us. He's little, you know.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 01:28:05 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 28, 2009, 01:00:08 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Diversey River Bowl.  Oleg is well aware of that place, as am I, as we had a buddy who lived directly across the street from there in 2000.  Damn fine place.  While Lincoln Square is an awesome area to hang out and that bowling alley above Ace Hardware is pretty good, Diversey River most reaches the equilibrium of convenience (even the subhumanites can exit at Fullerton be less than a mile from there), size, space and rowdiness for most of the pleasure seekers here.

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

They have cabs now. You cheap asshole.

Not all of us have Microsoft plated Amex Cards.

They just give me a 1000 dollar a day per diem. Including weekends.

Oleg is right, though: Lincoln Lanes is LITERALLY steps from the Western Brown Line.

Also, if the wind is right, you can get a whiff of the McDonald's fryer as you walk by.  If it's late enough in the day, it'll even be stale grease you smell.  I hate that stupid McDonald's.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 28, 2009, 01:28:27 PM
How about Sy's Lanes (formerly Gabby Hartnett's) on Lincoln Ave. in Lincolnwood?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 28, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 28, 2009, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 28, 2009, 01:28:27 PM
How about Sy's Lanes (formerly Gabby Hartnett's) on Lincoln Ave. in Lincolnwood?

Intrepid Reader: Jim Mora Sr.

Suburbs?  SUBURBS???
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 28, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

So...lots of Whitesnake?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: TDubbs on January 28, 2009, 01:57:09 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 28, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

So...lots of Whitesnake?

I can set up empty 2-liters in my CONDO?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 28, 2009, 02:04:09 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
So...lots of Whitesnake?

The Pixies and The Kinks come to mind from last time I was there, but it's been a while.

You bring the Foreigner albums, though, and I'll bring the turn table.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 28, 2009, 08:07:51 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 28, 2009, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: BH on January 28, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 28, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

This story is so great that I think it should be an epitaph on your tombstone.

I just want to be alive to read it.

Pic?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 28, 2009, 11:18:43 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 28, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

MUSIC?  In a BOWLING ALLEY?  I don't know what this country's coming to.

Lawn Bowl (and lounge) down by Midway Airport was a groovy spot many years ago.  I once showed up there with a head full of acid while wearing a velour paisley skirt, and nobody batted an eyelash.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 28, 2009, 11:18:43 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 28, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

MUSIC?  In a BOWLING ALLEY?  I don't know what this country's coming to.

Lawn Bowl (and lounge) down by Midway Airport was a groovy spot many years ago.  I once showed up there with a head full of acid while wearing a velour paisley skirt, and nobody batted an eyelash.


Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 28, 2009, 11:41:22 PM
I'll say another thing in favor of Lincoln Lanes: if we plan this thing far enough ahead of time, RV will find himself with exactly zero excuses for missing out.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 28, 2009, 11:58:32 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 11:37:45 PM
Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

Probably 1987.  I do have a hard time imagining bowling without tobacco in this "modern" era.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 28, 2009, 11:58:32 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 28, 2009, 11:37:45 PM
Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

Probably 1987.  I do have a hard time imagining bowling without "tobacco" in this modern era.


One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: RV on January 29, 2009, 09:04:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 28, 2009, 11:41:22 PM
I'll say another thing in favor of Lincoln Lanes: if we plan this thing far enough ahead of time, RV will find himself with exactly zero excuses for missing out.

I have chemo on whatever night this happens. Jerk.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 30, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tank on January 30, 2009, 09:49:01 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 30, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 30, 2009, 09:49:01 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

It's like no one here has ever read Roger Williams' writings before.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 30, 2009, 12:51:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 30, 2009, 09:49:01 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

Didn't Wheezer call me out for doing the same thing a few months back in the Marlon Brando Clusterpaul?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:20:15 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 30, 2009, 09:49:01 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

WHOA.  WHERE IS THAT LETTER ON MY KEYBOARD!  ==> "ſ"

From this angle, it looks like a dangling dong.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: 5laky on January 30, 2009, 07:55:26 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:20:15 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 30, 2009, 09:49:01 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 30, 2009, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 29, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 29, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

WHOA.  WHERE IS THAT LETTER ON MY KEYBOARD!  ==> "ſ"

From this angle, it looks like a dangling dong.

Yeah, but you're always wearing those dong-colored glasses.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 17, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
No such thing as bad publicity! (http://deadspin.com/5406737/steeler-fan-says-bears-fans-blinded-him-with-roofies?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+deadspin%2Ffull+%28Deadspin%29)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 17, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 17, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
No such thing as bad publicity! (http://deadspin.com/5406737/steeler-fan-says-bears-fans-blinded-him-with-roofies?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+deadspin%2Ffull+%28Deadspin%29)

Someone slipped Pen a mickey?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on November 17, 2009, 01:26:44 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 17, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 17, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
No such thing as bad publicity! (http://deadspin.com/5406737/steeler-fan-says-bears-fans-blinded-him-with-roofies?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+deadspin%2Ffull+%28Deadspin%29)

Someone slipped Pen a mickey?

Please...that guy has way better hair than I do.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on November 17, 2009, 02:13:39 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 17, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
No such thing as bad publicity! (http://deadspin.com/5406737/steeler-fan-says-bears-fans-blinded-him-with-roofies?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+deadspin%2Ffull+%28Deadspin%29)

Quote...he may have suffered permanent brain damage.

May have?  Well, was he a Steelers fan before or after the drink?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
It's on (http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/league-of-her-own/2009/12/its-826-am-carlos-zambrano-is-still-a-cub.html).

QuoteFor my part, I'll remind you all about the Cubs Fans Meetup (http://twtvite.com/weduls/1) (that was for you, Mark) will be taking place on Friday, January 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm at Kitty O'Shea's in the Chicago Hilton and Towers. Flyball and I will both be there--and we hope you will, too!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on December 22, 2009, 02:45:01 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
It's on (http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/league-of-her-own/2009/12/its-826-am-carlos-zambrano-is-still-a-cub.html).

QuoteFor my part, I'll remind you all about the Cubs Fans Meetup (http://twtvite.com/weduls/1) (that was for you, Mark) will be taking place on Friday, January 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm at Kitty O'Shea's in the Chicago Hilton and Towers. Flyball and I will both be there--and we hope you will, too!

I'm convinced that chubbyjulie is really carloszno1fan.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 02:47:43 PM
Quote from: MAD on December 22, 2009, 02:45:01 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
It's on (http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/league-of-her-own/2009/12/its-826-am-carlos-zambrano-is-still-a-cub.html).

QuoteFor my part, I'll remind you all about the Cubs Fans Meetup (http://twtvite.com/weduls/1) (that was for you, Mark) will be taking place on Friday, January 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm at Kitty O'Shea's in the Chicago Hilton and Towers. Flyball and I will both be there--and we hope you will, too!

I'm convinced that chubbyjulie is really carloszno1fan.



I really want to RSVP.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on December 22, 2009, 02:51:51 PM
Quote from: MAD on December 22, 2009, 02:45:01 PM
I'm convinced that chubbyjulie is really carloszno1fan.

Maybe Oleg can find out when he makes out with her on Friday, January 15, 2010 at 11:30 pm
at Kitty O'Shea's in the Chicago Hilton and Towers.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 22, 2009, 03:42:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

TDubbs?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on December 22, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on December 22, 2009, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 22, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?
The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on December 22, 2009, 08:26:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 22, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

I'll be snapping pictures of John Murray all night long.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 22, 2009, 09:05:06 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 22, 2009, 08:26:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 22, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

I'll be snapping pictures of John Murray all night long.

Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on December 22, 2009, 09:20:40 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 22, 2009, 09:05:06 PM
Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!

This is some weird euphemism, right?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on December 22, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 22, 2009, 09:20:40 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 22, 2009, 09:05:06 PM
Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!

This is some weird euphemism, right?


No, it's exactly what it sounds like.  We're all welcome to bang eachother at Mr. and Mrs. Dubbs' condo.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on December 22, 2009, 09:53:18 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 22, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 22, 2009, 09:20:40 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 22, 2009, 09:05:06 PM
Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!

This is some weird euphemism, right?

No, it's exactly what it sounds like.  We're all welcome to bang eachother at Mr. and Mrs. Dubbs' condo.

That's a relief (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_28AhRynu0A).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 09:57:57 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 22, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?
The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?


Dolan is trying to get our new BFF Kapman to come out, too.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on December 23, 2009, 11:17:32 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 09:57:57 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 22, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?
The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?


Dolan is trying to get our new BFF Kapman to come out, too.

God damnit. Why?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on December 23, 2009, 11:22:33 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 23, 2009, 11:17:32 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 09:57:57 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 22, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 22, 2009, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 22, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.
Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?
The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?


Dolan is trying to get our new BFF Kapman to come out, too.

God damnit. Why?

So one of us can do what those three gutless fucking assholes didn't do: Punch him right on the Man-O-Lantern
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on December 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on December 23, 2009, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on December 23, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on December 23, 2009, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.

Dude...last time you made fat jokes about her, she ended up in the SBox.
If she comes around here to defend herself you only have yourself to blame.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on December 23, 2009, 12:27:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 23, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on December 23, 2009, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.

Dude...last time you made fat jokes about her, she ended up in the SBox.
If she comes around here to defend herself you only have yourself to blame.

Ew, she did? How did that go?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on December 23, 2009, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 23, 2009, 12:27:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 23, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on December 23, 2009, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.

Dude...last time you made fat jokes about her, she ended up in the SBox.
If she comes around here to defend herself you only have yourself to blame.

Ew, she did? How did that go?

About as well as everything else that's ever happened in the Shoutbox.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on December 23, 2009, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 23, 2009, 12:27:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 23, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on December 23, 2009, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 23, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.

Dude...last time you made fat jokes about her, she ended up in the SBox.
If she comes around here to defend herself you only have yourself to blame.

Ew, she did? How did that go?

It was one of the few times I remember being happy that we had TDubbs around.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 07, 2010, 10:29:49 AM
I'm in, just like I was to the Dead Pool.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.

You were there last year?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.

You were there last year?

Yeah, I was there so I could get new pictures for my John Murray Shrine.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:43:31 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.

You were there last year?

He was playing Golden Tee in the corner all night.

For all of those that are going, and want to pre-party at my place like last year, PM me and i'll send you my address.  I'm providing nothing but a warm place to drink and a case of beer.  And you know it's going to be Bud Light, so stop complaining now.  Let's get crunk.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:54:11 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Thanks, IAN.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Dammit, even I'm going, which means there's no acceptable excuse for anyone else (outside of living really far away).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Dammit, even I'm going, which means there's no acceptable excuse for anyone else (outside of living really far away).

Nullified by Dolan's attendance.  I think he lives in Canada.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 07, 2010, 10:59:46 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.

You were there last year?

You were?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: R-V on January 07, 2010, 11:01:12 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 07, 2010, 10:59:46 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.

You were there last year?

You were?

I was?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 07, 2010, 11:03:27 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 07, 2010, 10:59:46 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.

You were there last year?

You were?

No.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 07, 2010, 11:03:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 07, 2010, 11:01:12 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 07, 2010, 10:59:46 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 07, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Can't promise I'll stay as long as last year.

You were there last year?

I believe he was "sick," which is a better excuse than the hockeefags who didn't show up.

You were there last year?

You were?

I was?

I CAN HEAR THE WIND
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 11:06:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Dammit, even I'm going, which means there's no acceptable excuse for anyone else (outside of living really far away).

Nullified by Dolan's attendance.  I think he lives in Canada.

I'm going. Anyone inside of a 200 mile radius doesn't have an excuse
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 11:12:14 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

Are any of your daughters 21 yet?  Is smg going? 
These are questions that need answers people!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on January 07, 2010, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 11:06:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Dammit, even I'm going, which means there's no acceptable excuse for anyone else (outside of living really far away).

Nullified by Dolan's attendance.  I think he lives in Canada.

I'm going. Anyone outside of a 200 mile radius doesn't have an excuse

Inside?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 11:12:14 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

Are any of your daughters 21 yet?  Is smg going? 
These are questions that need answers people!

She's 15.
Why? Did you want to get into a fight with her?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 11:21:35 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 11:12:14 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

Are any of your daughters 21 yet?  Is smg going? 
These are questions that need answers people!

She's 15.
Why? Did you want to get into a fight with her?

Flannj wins the day.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 11:22:26 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 11:12:14 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

Are any of your daughters 21 yet?  Is smg going? 
These are questions that need answers people!

She's 15.
Why? Did you want to get into a fight with her?

I don't know about fighting, but we could at least wrestle a little.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 11:24:00 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 07, 2010, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 11:06:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Dammit, even I'm going, which means there's no acceptable excuse for anyone else (outside of living really far away).

Nullified by Dolan's attendance.  I think he lives in Canada.

I'm going. Anyone outside of a 200 mile radius doesn't have an excuse

Inside?

Don't edit my posts, douche (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201616#msg201616)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: thehawk on January 07, 2010, 11:30:18 AM
I may be able to make it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Andy on January 07, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

I e-mailed Al and invited him.  I even promised I'd buy him a Shirley Temple.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 07, 2010, 11:42:08 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 07, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

I e-mailed Al and invited him.  I even promised I'd buy him a Shirley Temple.



Not a flaming rum punch?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 11:44:13 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 07, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

I e-mailed Al and invited him.  I even promised I'd buy him a Shirley Temple.



You bringing your new boy toy, Kaplan?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 07, 2010, 12:28:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Dammit, even I'm going, which means there's no acceptable excuse for anyone else (outside of living really far away).

My gut says...maybe.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/cherryblosso2/NeutralGuy.png)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 07, 2010, 12:34:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 12:28:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 07, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 07, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 07, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
So who all is going to do the damn thing next Friday?

I'll be there.  Someone has to make sure you don't get all fist-fighty.

I might make it. But probably not.

Dammit, even I'm going, which means there's no acceptable excuse for anyone else (outside of living really far away).

My gut says...maybe.


Tell my wife I said: "hello".
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 07, 2010, 01:05:52 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 07, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

I e-mailed Al and invited him.  I even promised I'd buy him a Shirley Temple.

Al's dating her, I think.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 07, 2010, 07:03:34 PM
Quote from: MAD on January 07, 2010, 11:42:08 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 07, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
Since it's unlikely Al would dare to show his face after last years brief walk through, I will represent the Old Bald Guy demographic.

I e-mailed Al and invited him.  I even promised I'd buy him a Shirley Temple.



Not a flaming rum nut punch?

What I read'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 07, 2010, 10:40:20 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

What could possibly go wrong?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3125/3203766081_93c77b3f0e.jpg?v=0)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3394/3204617206_9ab70f8098.jpg?v=0)

(http://hirejimessian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/031.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 08, 2010, 06:51:18 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

I think Kitty's has a policy against people walking in barefoot.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 08, 2010, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 06:51:18 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

I think Kitty's has a policy against people walking in barefoot.

So, we'll buy him a pair of Dwight Smith's cleats.  Isn't that how the story went?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 09:58:15 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 08, 2010, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 06:51:18 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

I think Kitty's has a policy against people walking in barefoot.

So, we'll buy him a pair of Dwight Smith's cleats.  Isn't that how the story went?

When was I turned into Gypsy Boots? I'll try. Is it actually 7:30? Does Oleg have a wooden leg?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 08, 2010, 10:07:54 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 09:58:15 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 08, 2010, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 06:51:18 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

I think Kitty's has a policy against people walking in barefoot.

So, we'll buy him a pair of Dwight Smith's cleats.  Isn't that how the story went?

When was I turned into Gypsy Boots? I'll try. Is it actually 7:30? Does Oleg have a wooden leg?

Today.

I think that's when we went over there last year. Safe bet would be 8-830, maybe

Yes, he does.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 10:14:53 AM
"Today"? I hope you're not telling me that it's not next week.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 08, 2010, 10:17:28 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 10:14:53 AM
"Today"? I hope you're not telling me that it's not next week.

Just answering the questions in succession. Shitty's is the 15th, next week.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 08, 2010, 10:23:14 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 06:51:18 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

I think Kitty's has a policy against people walking in barefoot.

Just don't look him directly in the eyes:

(http://blog.rasputins-magic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Rasputin.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 10:25:53 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 08, 2010, 10:17:28 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 10:14:53 AM
"Today"? I hope you're not telling me that it's not next week.

Just answering the questions in succession. Shitty's is the 15th, next week.

Phew (http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/02/365_days_56_gyp.html).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

Oh sure, NOW you're going.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 08, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

A Wheezer / TDubbs interaction would be glorious.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

Oh sure, NOW you're going.

Maybe...

NCJF is pushing hard for me to go help on a film she's involved with. But it's unpaid extra work in the middle of the night, so I'm not really keen on doing that instead of getting drunk. But I am keen on her not murdering me in the middle of the night. So you can see my conundrum.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

A Wheezer / TDubbs interaction would be glorious.

Oh my yes.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:36:46 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

Oh sure, NOW you're going.

Maybe...

NCJF is pushing hard for me to go help on a film she's involved with. But it's unpaid extra work in the middle of the night, so I'm not really keen on doing that instead of getting drunk. But I am keen on her not murdering me in the middle of the night. So you can see my conundrum.

Where's this film?  Is it a wacky comedy?  Tell her they need to shoot a scene at Kitty O'Shea's.  All the drunken extras they could want.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 10:42:32 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:36:46 AM
Where's this film?  Is it a wacky comedy?  Tell her they need to shoot a scene at Kitty O'Shea's.  All the drunken extras they could want.

I can volunteer a rather high volume fan if such environmental effects are needed.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:44:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:36:46 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

Oh sure, NOW you're going.

Maybe...

NCJF is pushing hard for me to go help on a film she's involved with. But it's unpaid extra work in the middle of the night, so I'm not really keen on doing that instead of getting drunk. But I am keen on her not murdering me in the middle of the night. So you can see my conundrum.

Where's this film?  Is it a wacky comedy?  Tell her they need to shoot a scene at Kitty O'Shea's.  All the drunken extras they could want.

Sadly, no. It's all serious and stuff.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 08, 2010, 10:45:34 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:44:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:36:46 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

Oh sure, NOW you're going.

Maybe...

NCJF is pushing hard for me to go help on a film she's involved with. But it's unpaid extra work in the middle of the night, so I'm not really keen on doing that instead of getting drunk. But I am keen on her not murdering me in the middle of the night. So you can see my conundrum.

Where's this film?  Is it a wacky comedy?  Tell her they need to shoot a scene at Kitty O'Shea's.  All the drunken extras they could want.

Sadly, no. It's all serious and stuff.

A drunken couple of dudes banging in the bathroom is perfect for a serious film.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:44:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:36:46 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

Oh sure, NOW you're going.

Maybe...

NCJF is pushing hard for me to go help on a film she's involved with. But it's unpaid extra work in the middle of the night, so I'm not really keen on doing that instead of getting drunk. But I am keen on her not murdering me in the middle of the night. So you can see my conundrum.

Where's this film?  Is it a wacky comedy?  Tell her they need to shoot a scene at Kitty O'Shea's.  All the drunken extras they could want.

Sadly, no. It's all serious and stuff.

A wise, old Hollywood director once told me that just because it's a drama, that doesn't mean you can't have some comedy in the background.

THROW A PIE FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 08, 2010, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 08, 2010, 10:51:14 AM
THROW A PIE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

It is Soupy Sales' birthday, after all.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 08, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

A Wheezer / TDubbs interaction would be glorious.

Oh my yes.

What would really fry your noodle would be if we were the SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 08, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 08, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

A Wheezer / TDubbs interaction would be glorious.

Oh my yes.

What would really fry your noodle would be if we were the SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's about as likely as Aaron Miles winning the triple crown next season.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 08, 2010, 02:52:40 PM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
That's about as likely as Aaron Miles winning the triple crown next season.

baseball or horse racing?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 08, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2010, 02:52:40 PM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
That's about as likely as Aaron Miles winning the triple crown next season.

baseball or horse racing?

Well played.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on January 08, 2010, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2010, 02:52:40 PM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
That's about as likely as Aaron Miles winning the triple crown next season.

baseball or horse racing?

If Aaron Miles were a horse, he'd have been glue a long time ago.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 08, 2010, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on January 08, 2010, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2010, 02:52:40 PM
Quote from: MAD on January 08, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
That's about as likely as Aaron Miles winning the triple crown next season.

baseball or horse racing?

If Aaron Miles were a horse, he'd have been glue a long time ago.

I'm guessing he's supposed to be the jockey.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Simmer on January 09, 2010, 03:01:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 08, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

A Wheezer / TDubbs interaction would be glorious.

Oh my yes.

What would really fry your noodle would be if we were the SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!



If Wheezer is in then I am in.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 09, 2010, 09:22:47 AM
Quote from: Simmer on January 09, 2010, 03:01:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 08, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

A Wheezer / TDubbs interaction would be glorious.

Oh my yes.

What would really fry your noodle would be if we were the SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!



If Wheezer is in then I am in.

Don't trust MapQuest.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 09, 2010, 11:34:03 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 09, 2010, 09:22:47 AM
Quote from: Simmer on January 09, 2010, 03:01:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 08, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 08, 2010, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 07, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2010, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 07, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
I promised myself I wouldn't ever again be seen in public with you people.

Why?  We're delightful.

Surely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oDJZkb7gw&fmt=18) that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_134pX4XA) would (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4) require (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKcWSUiX0M) instruments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY).

Wheezer, it would be great if you could come.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

^^^^^THAT^^^^^

A Wheezer / TDubbs interaction would be glorious.

Oh my yes.

What would really fry your noodle would be if we were the SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!



If Wheezer is in then I am in.

Don't trust MapQuest.

http://xkcd.com/461/ (http://xkcd.com/461/)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Andy on January 10, 2010, 02:06:01 PM
Alright, dopes.

The confirmed attendees list for Shitty's on Friday night includes Len Kasper, Bruce Miles and Paul Sullivan.  And, Kaplan knows we're going to be there, so if he comes you'll all have your chance to be as mean to him as you thought I should have been last month.

Oh, and I'm taking it for granted that Dave Otto will be there.  He's been at every one since 2005, if I remember right.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 10, 2010, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 10, 2010, 02:06:01 PM
Alright, dopes.

  And, Kaplan knows we're going to be there, so if he comes you'll all have your chance to be as mean to him as you thought I should have been last month.




Heh.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 10, 2010, 11:01:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2010, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 10, 2010, 02:06:01 PM
Alright, dopes.

  And, Kaplan knows we're going to be there, so if he comes you'll all have your chance to be as mean to him as you thought I should have been last month.




Heh.

I'm hoping at least one of you shows up with a deep orange spray on tan and a Hawaiian shirt. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 10, 2010, 11:06:06 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 10, 2010, 11:01:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2010, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 10, 2010, 02:06:01 PM
Alright, dopes.

  And, Kaplan knows we're going to be there, so if he comes you'll all have your chance to be as mean to him as you thought I should have been last month.




Heh.

I'm hoping at least one of you shows up with a deep orange spray on tan and a Hawaiian shirt. 

I never leave home without either of those things.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:47:47 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

I'm not going to be allowed upstairs, am I?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 14, 2010, 02:09:36 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:47:47 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

I'm not going to be allowed upstairs, am I?

Just park on the shoulder of the Kennedy and find yourself a nice seat on a curb somewhere.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 15, 2010, 06:40:39 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You'll know us when you see us.  Like obscenity.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 15, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

So are y'all going to catch up with TDubbs' soulmates before heading over? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/tv/chi-talk-jersey-shorejan15,0,6498812.story)

QuoteCase in point: "Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal," said Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. He, Pauly Delvecchio and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are expected to invade Chicago on Friday night. Delvecchio and Sorrentino are headed to Lumen, 839 W. Fulton Market, while Polizzi is slated to appear at Manor, 642 N. Clark St.

Isn't 839 W. Fulton like right next door to your place?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 15, 2010, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:16:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 15, 2010, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 10:25:28 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:16:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 15, 2010, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.

I'll be the guy beating up nerds and pumping my fists to the beat.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2010, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:16:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 15, 2010, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.

They make you look like a girl.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 15, 2010, 10:38:33 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 15, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

So are y'all going to catch up with TDubbs' soulmates before heading over? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/tv/chi-talk-jersey-shorejan15,0,6498812.story)

QuoteCase in point: "Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal," said Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. He, Pauly Delvecchio and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are expected to invade Chicago on Friday night. Delvecchio and Sorrentino are headed to Lumen, 839 W. Fulton Market, while Polizzi is slated to appear at Manor, 642 N. Clark St.

Isn't 839 W. Fulton like right next door to your place?

Where would you get that idea? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.msg202420#msg202420)

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 07:51:57 AM
Only a block from the crib, yo.  Let's do this.  Fuck the Cubs. (http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/bar_club_event/mike-the-situation-and-west-town/1708749/content)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2010, 10:51:09 AM

Why skip Shitty's for these people?

you can have your cake and eat it too (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/01/a-guide-to-the-upcoming-jersey-shore-appearances-in-the-chicago-area.html).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 10:53:51 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:16:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 15, 2010, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.

I didn't bring my HJE Myspace shirt.

I'll be rocking the redbeard with almost no hair. I hope it looks as hick as it sounds.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 15, 2010, 11:02:03 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 15, 2010, 10:38:33 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 15, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

So are y'all going to catch up with TDubbs' soulmates before heading over? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/tv/chi-talk-jersey-shorejan15,0,6498812.story)

QuoteCase in point: "Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal," said Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. He, Pauly Delvecchio and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are expected to invade Chicago on Friday night. Delvecchio and Sorrentino are headed to Lumen, 839 W. Fulton Market, while Polizzi is slated to appear at Manor, 642 N. Clark St.

Isn't 839 W. Fulton like right next door to your place?

Where would you get that idea? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.msg202420#msg202420)


From the Chicago Tribune, dummy. 

I don't read the Tool Academy thread.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 15, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

Is Oleg frenching that dude with the wig?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:06:14 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

Is Oleg frenching that dude with the wig?

That's before she took him back to her room to talk all night.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 15, 2010, 11:02:03 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 15, 2010, 10:38:33 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 15, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:45:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 14, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2010, 12:38:04 PM
This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

So are y'all going to catch up with TDubbs' soulmates before heading over? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/tv/chi-talk-jersey-shorejan15,0,6498812.story)

QuoteCase in point: "Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal," said Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. He, Pauly Delvecchio and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are expected to invade Chicago on Friday night. Delvecchio and Sorrentino are headed to Lumen, 839 W. Fulton Market, while Polizzi is slated to appear at Manor, 642 N. Clark St.

Isn't 839 W. Fulton like right next door to your place?

Where would you get that idea? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6568.msg202420#msg202420)


From the Chicago Tribune, dummy. 

I don't read the Tool Academy thread.

He LIVED it, man!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 15, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
Thrill has been spotted in public without his bears shirt on?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 15, 2010, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.

What?
I played the Black Crowes?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2010, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.

What?
I played the Black Crowes?

You guys should've got them to play the theme from "The Dukes of Hazzard".
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 15, 2010, 12:21:40 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2010, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.

What?
I played the Black Crowes?

You guys should've got them to play the theme from "The Dukes of Hazzard".

My vote is "Devil Went Down To Georgia."
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 15, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 12:21:40 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2010, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.

What?
I played the Black Crowes?

You guys should've got them to play the theme from "The Dukes of Hazzard".

My vote is "Devil Went Down To Georgia."

Is MissValerie the girl Oleg is making out with?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 12:34:06 PM
Quote from: BH on January 15, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 12:21:40 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2010, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.

What?
I played the Black Crowes?

You guys should've got them to play the theme from "The Dukes of Hazzard".

My vote is "Devil Went Down To Georgia."

Is MissValerie the girl Oleg is making out with?

No, MissVal is the one not paying attention to the RiverDAN.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2010, 12:39:45 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 12:34:06 PM
Quote from: BH on January 15, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 12:21:40 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2010, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 15, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 15, 2010, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 15, 2010, 10:06:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2010, 07:23:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg201746#msg201746)



Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

(http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad31/weebs211/n82700544_30767194_4464.jpg?t=1263574954)

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1947/41/66/82700544/n82700544_30767179_9984.jpg)

We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.

What?
I played the Black Crowes?

You guys should've got them to play the theme from "The Dukes of Hazzard".

My vote is "Devil Went Down To Georgia."

Is MissValerie the girl Oleg is making out with?

No, MissVal is the one not paying attention to the RiverDAN.

That's not Dolan back there?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
The following people should check in in the next 48 hours.  If they don't, they're probably trapped
in some dude's rape cave and we should either send someone to find them or all giggle a lot:
Bad Kermit
Oleg
Mike D
Chuck D (i'm kidding on this one, but the others are probably already dead).

I apologize in advance to Mike Douche's family, after catching him as he fell down the steps to
the red line I should not have abandoned him on the train at Belmont, but here we are.  I would
like to note for posterity that his last words to me were calling out Oleg for not hooking him up
w/ something we'll not discuss but won't surprise (possibly dudes).

Also, Morp should win some kind of wing man of the century award and should not be penalized
that his amazing efforts were blown by the Maverick of the outing.  Said Maverick might be an Ice
Man, if you know what I mean.  (I mean homo gay if you don't know what I meant.)

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

That's weird.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 16, 2010, 03:08:33 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
The following people should check in in the next 48 hours.  If they don't, they're probably trapped
in some dude's rape cave and we should either send someone to find them or all giggle a lot:
Bad Kermit
Oleg
Mike D
Chuck D (i'm kidding on this one, but the others are probably already dead).

I apologize in advance to Mike Douche's family, after catching him as he fell down the steps to
the red line I should not have abandoned him on the train at Belmont, but here we are.  I would
like to note for posterity that his last words to me were calling out Oleg for not hooking him up
w/ something we'll not discuss but won't surprise (possibly dudes).

Also, Morp should win some kind of wing man of the century award and should not be penalized
that his amazing efforts were blown by the Maverick of the outing.  Said Maverick might be an Ice
Man, if you know what I mean.  (I mean homo gay if you don't know what I meant.)

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

That's weird.

All of you...

GO TO BED.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 09:42:44 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

There was nearly a ruckus right before we left when that cockblocking hippie douche with the backpack and Steal Your Face hat decided he didn't appreciate Jon asking him what he was doing there.

He also informed me that I'm not a "real Cubs fan" after I bad-mouthed the Bradley-Silva trade. Incidentally, this is the same dude I had heard earlier asking another man if he was a Cubs fan at the Kitty O'Shea's urinals.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: ChuckD on January 16, 2010, 09:52:39 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 09:42:44 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

There was nearly a ruckus right before we left when that cockblocking hippie douche with the backpack and Steal Your Face hat decided he didn't appreciate Jon asking him what he was doing there.

He also informed me that I'm not a "real Cubs fan" after I bad-mouthed the Bradley-Silva trade. Incidentally, this is the same dude I had heard earlier asking another man if he was a Cubs fan at the Kitty O'Shea's urinals.

Steal your face? Was it PenFoe?

Were there any Weezer sightings?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 10:03:40 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 09:42:44 AM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

There was nearly a ruckus right before we left when that cockblocking hippie douche with the backpack and Steal Your Face hat decided he didn't appreciate Jon asking him what he was doing there.

He also informed me that I'm not a "real Cubs fan" after I bad-mouthed the Bradley-Silva trade. Incidentally, this is the same dude I had heard earlier asking another man if he was a Cubs fan at the Kitty O'Shea's urinals.

I must have missed a lot after I left.

Quote from: ChuckD on January 16, 2010, 09:52:39 AM

Steal your face? Was it PenFoe?

Were there any Weezer sightings?

Yes there were.  I have photographic evidence.  It will be made available to the public soon enough.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 16, 2010, 10:34:29 AM
I think I'm still drunk.

Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
I apologize in advance to Mike Douche's family, after catching him as he fell down the steps to
the red line I should not have abandoned him on the train at Belmont,

I don't remember falling down the stairs and wasn't sure if I dreamt that I had ridden the train with you or if it really happened.  I suppose this confirms it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 16, 2010, 11:12:45 AM
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO HELL
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tony on January 16, 2010, 11:25:10 AM
Watching Weezer explain where Hyde Park is to TDubbs was my highlight of the night. Weezer's a good guy. Glad he made it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 16, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Yeah, stuff happened.  I'm going back to sleep.

Yeah, that dude in the hat was a douche.  Probably still is.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 16, 2010, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2010, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.

I wondered where you guys went to.  Followed the other married friends to another bar?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 16, 2010, 02:04:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2010, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.

I wondered where you guys went to.  Followed the other married friends to another bar?

Where are the pictures?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on January 16, 2010, 02:04:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2010, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.

I wondered where you guys went to.  Followed the other married friends to another bar?

Where are the pictures?

Some of the better pictures of the night:

CT and TDubbs lock it out:

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18075_528123315308_82700544_31203170_2906627_n.jpg)

Thrill took A LOT of pictures of Yeti and PAUL SULLIVAN:

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs133.snc3/18075_528123275388_82700544_31203162_4192453_n.jpg)

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18075_528123290358_82700544_31203165_61756_n.jpg)

A Wheezer sighting!:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18075_528123360218_82700544_31203178_1266945_n.jpg)

Proof that the rest of JOn's head exists:

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs153.snc3/18075_528123260418_82700544_31203159_8317496_n.jpg)

Sadly, there weren't any great pictures of Oleg this year:

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs133.snc3/18075_528123345248_82700544_31203175_6754498_n.jpg)

Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18075_528123390158_82700544_31203184_7248552_n.jpg)

Kerm spent most of the night schmoozing with the rest of the Elite Chicago Sports Bloggers:

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123380178_82700544_31203182_7566289_n.jpg)

There are more for any of you that are Facebook friends with me, but I'm done copying them over.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
CT and TDubbs lock it out:

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18075_528123315308_82700544_31203170_2906627_n.jpg)

What the hell was the story with Chad's knuckles?

Did he try to box a brick wall or is the herpes spreading?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 16, 2010, 04:47:13 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
CT and TDubbs lock it out:

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18075_528123315308_82700544_31203170_2906627_n.jpg)

What the hell was the story with Chad's knuckles?

Did he try to box a brick wall or is the herpes spreading?

I got into a fight last week.  Give a dude a break.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 16, 2010, 08:17:16 PM
Got back. Great night.

Weebs didn't post the pic of me about to kiss Sully:
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123280378_82700544_31203163_5343293_n.jpg)

I do have a picture of TDubbs' penis, a couple of a very drunk Kerm, and a picture of the Fake Fontenot. I'll get them up later.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 16, 2010, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 16, 2010, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 16, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

Somehow, I did.

If you can call this living. Even my fucking toenails hurt.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 16, 2010, 08:56:36 PM
Is that really what I look like?

Shit.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 16, 2010, 08:56:36 PM
Is that really what I look like?

Shit.

It could be worse.  You could look like Oleg.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Eli on January 16, 2010, 10:14:38 PM
I'm amazed that Wheezer is actually a real person.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 11:02:04 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

No, I'm just usually mortified by my appearance in photos, so I predictably respond by making it worse if I can see it coming. In any event, I'm glad I was able to show up, and I do appreciate the generous forbearance of my general failure to know what to do in social situations. I wound up having unusually nondisturbing dreams afterward (finding a sock, assembling a giant trifle), and it seems to have cleared up some shoulder trouble to boot.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 17, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
Kerm drunkily sipping on a beer at Shitty's:
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2z892ew.jpg)

Kerm at Jefferson Tap where he talked about smelling puke the whole time and conned the waiter into giving him some free fries:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2q8t0rl.jpg)

If one needed further proof I'm gay:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/148qbt0.jpg)

Fake Mike Fontenot. Tdubbs and Thrill thought it'd be a great thing to take a picture with this guy. After we randomly approached him for it, he either left the bar or relocated. I wonder why.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2iuezoj.jpg)

And finally, the best part of the whole evening: TDubbs' penis.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/29ekqw7.jpg)

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 17, 2010, 09:14:03 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 11:02:04 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

No, I'm just usually mortified by my appearance in photos, so I predictably respond by making it worse if I can see it coming. In any event, I'm glad I was able to show up, and I do appreciate the generous forbearance of my general failure to know what to do in social situations. I wound up having unusually nondisturbing dreams afterward (finding a sock, assembling a giant trifle), and it seems to have cleared up some shoulder trouble to boot.

Also, the flash on Weebs' camera is brighter than the sun.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Weebs on January 17, 2010, 09:21:40 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2010, 09:14:03 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 11:02:04 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

No, I'm just usually mortified by my appearance in photos, so I predictably respond by making it worse if I can see it coming. In any event, I'm glad I was able to show up, and I do appreciate the generous forbearance of my general failure to know what to do in social situations. I wound up having unusually nondisturbing dreams afterward (finding a sock, assembling a giant trifle), and it seems to have cleared up some shoulder trouble to boot.

Also, the flash on Weebs' camera is brighter than the sun.

That's why I kept it off all night last year, and I would also guess that's why the camera was dead after taking about 20 pictures.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 17, 2010, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 17, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
Fake Mike Fontenot. Tdubbs and Thrill thought it'd be a great thing to take a picture with this guy. After we randomly approached him for it, he either left the bar or relocated. I wonder why.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2iuezoj.jpg)

Aka, Mini Kid Rock
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 17, 2010, 11:41:33 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 17, 2010, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 17, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
Fake Mike Fontenot. Tdubbs and Thrill thought it'd be a great thing to take a picture with this guy. After we randomly approached him for it, he either left the bar or relocated. I wonder why.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2iuezoj.jpg)

Aka, Mini Kid Rock

From what I hear, Actual Kid Rock is pretty mini.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on January 18, 2010, 07:31:25 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 11:02:04 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Wheezer seems very embarrassed to be seen with his interfriends:

No, I'm just usually mortified by my appearance in photos, so I predictably respond by making it worse if I can see it coming. In any event, I'm glad I was able to show up, and I do appreciate the generous forbearance of my general failure to know what to do in social situations. I wound up having unusually nondisturbing dreams afterward (finding a sock, assembling a giant trifle), and it seems to have cleared up some shoulder trouble to boot.

I'm am so glad that I now have a face to put with the name.  Also, this post is hilarious.

I hope you all had a great time.  Thanks for the penis sexts, Yeti and Dubbs.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 18, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 17, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
Kerm at Jefferson Tap where he talked about smelling puke the whole time and conned the waiter into giving him some free fries:

Those fries were fucking AMAZING.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 18, 2010, 09:39:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 18, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 17, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
Kerm at Jefferson Tap where he talked about smelling puke the whole time and conned the waiter into giving him some free fries:

Those fries were fucking AMAZING.

The cheese was puke, though.  That wasn't that good.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 18, 2010, 09:50:28 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 18, 2010, 09:39:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 18, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 17, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
Kerm at Jefferson Tap where he talked about smelling puke the whole time and conned the waiter into giving him some free fries:

Those fries were fucking AMAZING.

The cheese was puke, though.  That wasn't that good.

Well, that explains the smell.

SCENE.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 18, 2010, 02:45:57 PM
Courtesy of Morph...

Oleg grazing some ass, while her friend and that hippie douche we nearly picked a fight with look on and wonder what everyone on our side of the bar is laughing at:

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs180.snc3/20755_1287929832398_1054751824_911521_1257250_n.jpg)

TDubbs and Wheezer, shooting the breeze:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs200.snc3/20755_1287933832498_1054751824_911530_3068914_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 18, 2010, 02:48:11 PM
For a guy with tiny Grossman arms, TDubbs, you have some mutant fingers.  Must be convenient for all the finger-blasting.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 18, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 18, 2010, 02:45:57 PM
Courtesy of Morph...

Oleg grazing some ass, while her friend and that hippie douche we nearly picked a fight with look on and wonder what everyone on our side of the bar is laughing at:

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs180.snc3/20755_1287929832398_1054751824_911521_1257250_n.jpg)


I assumed the douche on the right (and his friend) were offended by our picture taking. For good measure, they're now famous.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on January 18, 2010, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 18, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 18, 2010, 02:45:57 PM
Courtesy of Morph...

Oleg grazing some ass, while her friend and that hippie douche we nearly picked a fight with look on and wonder what everyone on our side of the bar is laughing at:

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs180.snc3/20755_1287929832398_1054751824_911521_1257250_n.jpg)


I assumed the douche on the right (and his friend) were offended by our picture taking. For good measure, they're now famous.

I thought the hippie douche on the right looked like Thrill.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 18, 2010, 03:31:59 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 18, 2010, 02:48:11 PM
For a guy with tiny Grossman arms, TDubbs, you have some mutant fingers.  Must be convenient for all the finger-blasting.

You'd know.  or maybe you "drank too much" on Friday.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 18, 2010, 03:33:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 18, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
I assumed the douche on the right (and his friend) were offended by our picture taking.

More or less. And probably more than less.

In fact, she came over to us and basically said as much.

Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 18, 2010, 03:28:00 PM
I thought the hippie douche on the right looked like Thrill.

To be perfectly honest, so did I.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 18, 2010, 06:22:48 PM
Thank theismo that you can't really see that chick.

I need to drink less.  Or make better decisions.  Probably a little of both.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2010, 06:22:48 PM
Thank theismo that you can't really see that chick.

I need to drink less.  Or make better decisions.  Probably a little of both.

She looks like that perfect combination of hole/heartbeat you find so alluring.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 18, 2010, 07:23:15 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2010, 06:22:48 PM
Thank theismo that you can't really see that chick.

I need to drink less.  Or make better decisions.  Probably a little of both.

She looks like that perfect combination of hole/heartbeat you find so alluring.

Ok. That's pretty damn good. Fork, take the rest of the week off.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 18, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2010, 06:22:48 PM
Thank theismo that you can't really see that chick.

I need to drink less.  Or make better decisions.  Probably a little of both.

She looks like that perfect combination of hole/heartbeat you find so alluring.

In that case, I probably need to drink more.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 19, 2010, 06:35:17 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 18, 2010, 07:23:15 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2010, 06:22:48 PM
Thank theismo that you can't really see that chick.

I need to drink less.  Or make better decisions.  Probably a little of both.

She looks like that perfect combination of hole/heartbeat you find so alluring.

Ok. That's pretty damn good. Fork, take the rest of the week off.

No, seriously, Fork - take the rest of the week off.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm clearing my schedule for the weekend of the  Cub convention next year. Hell, I'll clear the month of January just to be safe. I'm not missing another one of these.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: MAD on January 19, 2010, 08:13:33 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm clearing my schedule for the weekend of the  Cub convention next year. Hell, I'll clear the month of January just to be safe. I'm not missing another one of these.

The hell else you got goin' on?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:22:59 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 19, 2010, 08:13:33 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm clearing my schedule for the weekend of the  Cub convention next year. Hell, I'll clear the month of January just to be safe. I'm not missing another one of these.

The hell else you got goin' on?

Eh. I had a friend's 21st birthday party that I had to go to. I regret making that decision. Well, I don't really. I still got drunk.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 19, 2010, 08:39:52 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:22:59 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 19, 2010, 08:13:33 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm clearing my schedule for the weekend of the  Cub convention next year. Hell, I'll clear the month of January just to be safe. I'm not missing another one of these.

The hell else you got goin' on?

Eh. I had a friend's 21st birthday party that I had to go to. I regret making that decision. Well, I don't really. I still got drunk.

Make sure you set aside 3 months worth of your entertainment budget.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 19, 2010, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm clearing my schedule for the weekend of the  Cub convention next year. Hell, I'll clear the month of January just to be safe. I'm not missing another one of these.
Counterpoint: I've been to two now, and I barely remember them anyway.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 19, 2010, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2010, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm clearing my schedule for the weekend of the  Cub convention next year. Hell, I'll clear the month of January just to be safe. I'm not missing another one of these.
Counterpoint: I've been to two now, and I barely remember them anyway.

Memory trigger: After you say, "I do," go have a sandwich.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Jon on January 19, 2010, 10:19:50 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 19, 2010, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2010, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2010, 08:09:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm clearing my schedule for the weekend of the  Cub convention next year. Hell, I'll clear the month of January just to be safe. I'm not missing another one of these.
Counterpoint: I've been to two now, and I barely remember them anyway.

Memory trigger: After you say, "I do," go have a sandwich.

It's all coming back now...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 08, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
Wake up, thread.  On your feet!  The Great Al Yellon needs you for a peacemaking feat!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenPho on June 08, 2010, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: Night Man on June 08, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
Wake up, thread.  On your feet!  The Great Al Yellon needs you for a peacemaking feat!

Maybe you can share a nice round of something Irish?  (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/15095/34503)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on June 08, 2010, 08:26:52 PM
He avoided the shit out of us in 09.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 08, 2010, 11:31:38 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 08, 2010, 08:26:52 PM
He avoided the shit out of us in 09.

That was the old Al.  This is the new Peacemaking Al, or PAl for short.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2010, 09:59:19 PM
(http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesS/steele_george3.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)

(http://darkxmas.fatcow.com/media/MomMichael.JPG)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)

(http://darkxmas.fatcow.com/media/MomMichael.JPG)

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/sloth_goonies.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on August 24, 2010, 09:01:34 AM
Quade's a real smoothskin.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 24, 2010, 09:27:52 AM
This thread is pure nightmare fuel at this point.

Like the Cubs, I guess.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)

(http://darkxmas.fatcow.com/media/MomMichael.JPG)

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/sloth_goonies.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBC.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on August 24, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)

(http://darkxmas.fatcow.com/media/MomMichael.JPG)

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/sloth_goonies.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBC.jpg)

Larger, in case that wasn't detailed enough.
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBCLarger.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:41:20 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 24, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)

(http://darkxmas.fatcow.com/media/MomMichael.JPG)

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/sloth_goonies.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBC.jpg)

Larger, in case that wasn't detailed enough.
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBCLarger.jpg)

(http://media.helnwein.info/pictures/upload/sized.helnwein_rammstein1_copy.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 10:46:06 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:41:20 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 24, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)

(http://darkxmas.fatcow.com/media/MomMichael.JPG)

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/sloth_goonies.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBC.jpg)

Larger, in case that wasn't detailed enough.
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBCLarger.jpg)

(http://media.helnwein.info/pictures/upload/sized.helnwein_rammstein1_copy.jpg)

(http://fightrunner.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/doug_bradley_pinhead_hellraiser.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 24, 2010, 10:47:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KVCBx.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on August 24, 2010, 10:49:34 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 10:46:06 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:41:20 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 24, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 24, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 24, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
Thrill and Mike Quade (this picture scares the shit out of me):

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs133.snc3/18075_528123385168_82700544_31203183_1548237_n.jpg)

I've seen that before:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/1556541521_dc6d6c205d_o.jpg)

Bumped for the interim manager.

(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/baronvonraschke/04.jpg)

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/30/peter_gar_wideweb__430x335.jpg)

(http://darkxmas.fatcow.com/media/MomMichael.JPG)

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/sloth_goonies.jpg)

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBC.jpg)

Larger, in case that wasn't detailed enough.
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/YetiBCLarger.jpg)

(http://media.helnwein.info/pictures/upload/sized.helnwein_rammstein1_copy.jpg)

(http://fightrunner.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/doug_bradley_pinhead_hellraiser.jpg)

(http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/windy-city-rounder/assets_c/2010/01/Cubbie%20Julie-thumb-200x200-54431.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on August 24, 2010, 10:51:23 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2803370254_77938c4ec3_z_d.jpg?zz=1)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 24, 2010, 10:55:18 AM
I have a feeling this is going to devolve into a "Morph posts his most frightening photoshops ever" thread.  Either that, or we'll continue with the nightmare fuel.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 24, 2010, 11:14:50 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 24, 2010, 10:55:18 AM
I have a feeling this is going to devolve into a "Morph posts his most frightening photoshops ever" thread.  Either that, or we'll continue with the nightmare fuel.

Or we could do neither.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on August 24, 2010, 11:15:19 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 24, 2010, 11:14:50 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 24, 2010, 10:55:18 AM
I have a feeling this is going to devolve into a "Morph posts his most frightening photoshops ever" thread.  Either that, or we'll continue with the nightmare fuel.

Or we could do neither.

I thought my last post went there. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 24, 2010, 11:57:54 AM
At least Quade puts a player with a decent OBP in the leadoff spot.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on August 24, 2010, 12:03:03 PM
It seemed like a good idea putting Colvin and Castro at the top to make sure they got the most at bats. But putting DeWitt there is going to turn everything around. And by everything I mean something.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 12:39:37 PM
Bump.  Friday January 14th isn't that far away.  Virtually guaranteed to be seen there:  Sarah Spain, Cubbiejulie, John Murray, and a homeless guy in a full Cubs uni.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 06, 2010, 12:52:34 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 12:39:37 PMa homeless guy in a full Cubs uni.

You leave Yeti out of this!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on December 06, 2010, 12:53:25 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 12:39:37 PM
Bump.  Friday January 14th isn't that far away.  Virtually guaranteed to be seen there:  Sarah Spain, Cubbiejulie, John Murray, and a homeless guy in a full Cubs uni.

I enjoy the fact that Al can no longer bring himself to show his face at the bar in the very hotel where his sycophants are conventioning.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 06, 2010, 01:05:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 06, 2010, 12:53:25 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 12:39:37 PM
Bump.  Friday January 14th isn't that far away.  Virtually guaranteed to be seen there:  Sarah Spain, Cubbiejulie, John Murray, and a homeless guy in a full Cubs uni.

I enjoy the fact that Al can no longer bring himself to show his face at the bar in the very hotel where his sycophants are conventioning.

I thought he still traipses through?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on December 06, 2010, 01:10:02 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 06, 2010, 01:05:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 06, 2010, 12:53:25 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 12:39:37 PM
Bump.  Friday January 14th isn't that far away.  Virtually guaranteed to be seen there:  Sarah Spain, Cubbiejulie, John Murray, and a homeless guy in a full Cubs uni.

I enjoy the fact that Al can no longer bring himself to show his face at the bar in the very hotel where his sycophants are conventioning.

I thought he still traipses through?

Not last year after the hazing the year before.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2010, 02:25:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 06, 2010, 01:10:02 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 06, 2010, 01:05:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 06, 2010, 12:53:25 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 12:39:37 PM
Bump.  Friday January 14th isn't that far away.  Virtually guaranteed to be seen there:  Sarah Spain, Cubbiejulie, John Murray, and a homeless guy in a full Cubs uni.

I enjoy the fact that Al can no longer bring himself to show his face at the bar in the very hotel where his sycophants are conventioning.

I thought he still traipses through?

Not last year after the hazing pointing the year before.

A more vicious display I've never seen'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on December 06, 2010, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2010, 02:25:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 06, 2010, 01:10:02 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 06, 2010, 01:05:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 06, 2010, 12:53:25 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 12:39:37 PM
Bump.  Friday January 14th isn't that far away.  Virtually guaranteed to be seen there:  Sarah Spain, Cubbiejulie, John Murray, and a homeless guy in a full Cubs uni.

I enjoy the fact that Al can no longer bring himself to show his face at the bar in the very hotel where his sycophants are conventioning.

I thought he still traipses through?

Not last year after the hazing pointing and calling out his name the year before.

A more vicious display I've never seen'd

Even nastier'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 06, 2010, 03:16:08 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

Why would a college kid ever drive hours and hours to spend a Friday night with a bunch of people he has never met when he could be out doing awesome college shit and banging slutty college chicks at 10 cent beer night?

oh yeah. . .nevermind.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on December 29, 2010, 01:03:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Well, Tdubbs and I will be staying in the same CONDO...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 29, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 29, 2010, 01:03:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Well, Tdubbs and I will be staying in the same CONDO...

Well, that takes care of the date rapists.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 29, 2010, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Um...so do you have an extra couch for when my wife doesn't let me stay at home that night?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on December 29, 2010, 03:01:54 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 29, 2010, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Um...so do you have an extra couch for when my wife doesn't let me stay at home that night?

Better idea: we all stay up and tell ghost stories.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 29, 2010, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Um...so do you have an extra couch for when my wife doesn't let me stay at home that night?

I got a couch that folds out into a sleeper.  I think it's a queen size.

I also have floor space.

So, whatever.

edit: This is all contingent on my being in town.  The Hawks are in Nashville that Saturday night.  I've been trying to get out to Nashville to visit a customer that Friday and stay for the game.  So far, it's still a longshot.

In fact, if anyone is up for a drive Saturday morning to Nashville to catch the Hawks game, I say, we do that!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on December 29, 2010, 03:41:03 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 29, 2010, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Um...so do you have an extra couch for when my wife doesn't let me stay at home that night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like poo?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Is that a picture of JFK behind them?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on December 29, 2010, 05:52:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 29, 2010, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Um...so do you have an extra couch for when my wife doesn't let me stay at home that night?

I got a couch that folds out into a sleeper.  I think it's a queen size.

I also have floor space.

So, whatever.

edit: This is all contingent on my being in town.  The Hawks are in Nashville that Saturday night.  I've been trying to get out to Nashville to visit a customer that Friday and stay for the game.  So far, it's still a longshot.

In fact, if anyone is up for a drive Saturday morning to Nashville to catch the Hawks game, I say, we do that!

Well, I'll technically be driving about 1/3 of the way there, and I'd consider this if you're serious
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 29, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Is that a picture of JFK behind them?

I think it is.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 30, 2010, 07:16:11 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 29, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Is that a picture of JFK behind them?

I think it is.

I know it is.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 30, 2010, 09:11:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2010, 07:16:11 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 29, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

Is that a picture of JFK behind them?

I think it is.

I know it is.

It is. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/19591/saturday-night-live-the-festrunk-brothers)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 30, 2010, 09:45:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell013_Ians.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 30, 2010, 10:26:17 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 30, 2010, 09:45:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell013_Ians.jpg)

Okay, fine. I fucking laughed.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 10:55:50 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2010, 10:26:17 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 30, 2010, 09:45:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell013_Ians.jpg)

Okay, fine. I fucking laughed.

SKO'd:

(http://i.imgur.com/LUauQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 30, 2010, 11:12:26 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 10:55:50 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2010, 10:26:17 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 30, 2010, 09:45:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 29, 2010, 02:40:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2010, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 06, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
Also... http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg202644#msg202644

SKO, you're expected to attend, then?

I should be able to. The real question is who here isn't a date rapist and wants to give ol' SKO a couch for the night? Or who here is at least an attractive and gentle date rapist who wants to give Ol' SKO a couch for the night?

Does it matter if the couch smells like pot?

I'm cool with that.

Cool.

(http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bill-ted.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MYElSjFsBFs/SqiQa5USC7I/AAAAAAAAAIA/3g7C_E400Vc/s400/Wild+and+Crazy+guys.jpg) ?

(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell013_Ians.jpg)

Okay, fine. I fucking laughed.

SKO'd:

(http://i.imgur.com/LUauQ.jpg)

And I continue to laugh.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2010, 11:34:08 AM
(http://www.bettycrocker.com/products/green-giant/images/os-media-sprout.jpg)
Going to far'd.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 30, 2010, 12:14:06 PM
(http://comicsworthreading.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/grapeape.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 30, 2010, 12:15:19 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2010, 12:14:06 PM
(http://comicsworthreading.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/grapeape.jpg)

What a great way to be reminded about Grape Ape.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on December 30, 2010, 12:25:21 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0OfuYBJa3Lg/TCDJQdMFnXI/AAAAAAAAFkk/ll6B-4VLS8A/s1600/manute-bol-n-muggsy-bogues.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 30, 2010, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2010, 12:15:19 PM

What a great way to be reminded about Grape Ape.

Is there a bad way?

Besides, I couldn't find a decent Inch High Private Eye picture.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 30, 2010, 01:09:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2010, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2010, 12:15:19 PM

What a great way to be reminded about Grape Ape.

Is there a bad way?

Besides, I couldn't find a decent Inch High Private Eye picture.

Well, I suppose if the memory was triggered by a particularly violent prison rape.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on December 30, 2010, 01:14:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2010, 01:09:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2010, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2010, 12:15:19 PM

What a great way to be reminded about Grape Ape.

Is there a bad way?

Besides, I couldn't find a decent Inch High Private Eye picture.

Well, I suppose if the memory was triggered by a particularly violent prison rape.

(http://i56.tinypic.com/21dl6bc.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 30, 2010, 12:25:21 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0OfuYBJa3Lg/TCDJQdMFnXI/AAAAAAAAFkk/ll6B-4VLS8A/s1600/manute-bol-n-muggsy-bogues.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/w0zRR.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 30, 2010, 01:28:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 30, 2010, 12:25:21 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0OfuYBJa3Lg/TCDJQdMFnXI/AAAAAAAAFkk/ll6B-4VLS8A/s1600/manute-bol-n-muggsy-bogues.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/w0zRR.jpg)

(http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mini-me.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on December 30, 2010, 01:33:24 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w0zRR.jpg)

(http://www.allkidsnetwork.com/alphabet-stencils/images/lowercase-d-stencil.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on December 30, 2010, 03:39:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2010, 01:28:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 30, 2010, 12:25:21 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0OfuYBJa3Lg/TCDJQdMFnXI/AAAAAAAAFkk/ll6B-4VLS8A/s1600/manute-bol-n-muggsy-bogues.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/w0zRR.jpg)

(http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mini-me.jpg)

(http://image42.webshots.com/43/7/16/78/305871678bPoQnW_fs.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 03:42:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 30, 2010, 03:39:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2010, 01:28:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 30, 2010, 12:25:21 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0OfuYBJa3Lg/TCDJQdMFnXI/AAAAAAAAFkk/ll6B-4VLS8A/s1600/manute-bol-n-muggsy-bogues.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/w0zRR.jpg)

(http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mini-me.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/M98TR.jpg)

I laughed'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenPho on January 03, 2011, 12:11:49 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

Even for you, that seems a little young.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 04, 2011, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

Congrats on the new son, smg.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 12:13:18 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
It's Nathaniel. 

I'll allow it.

(http://www.sportsrecords.us/files/images/nathan-vasher-returns-108-yards.jpg)

Congratulations!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 05, 2011, 12:46:23 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

Congratulations
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 05, 2011, 07:37:56 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

Congratulations. Nathaniel is nice, but I'm calling him "Bubba".
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 07:49:48 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 05, 2011, 07:37:56 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

Congratulations. Nathaniel is nice, but I'm calling him "Bubba".

I was going to go for "Crime Dog".
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 05, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

smg is nursing his son?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 05, 2011, 08:24:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 07:49:48 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 05, 2011, 07:37:56 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

Congratulations. Nathaniel is nice, but I'm calling him "Bubba".

I was going to go for "Crime Dog".

That would make him develop unhealthy appetites.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

smg is nursing his her son?

Yes'd
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 05, 2011, 08:45:01 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

I'm going to both events.  God save my liver.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 05, 2011, 09:12:59 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

smg is nursing his her son?

Yes'd

no shit? learn something new every day.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2011, 09:12:59 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

smg is nursing his her son?

Yes'd

no shit? learn something new every day.

Did you think TDubbs was hitting on a pregnant dude? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4307.msg221092#msg221092)

(http://i.imgur.com/2TWFv.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 05, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2011, 09:12:59 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

smg is nursing his her son?

Yes'd

no shit? learn something new every day.

Did you think TDubbs was hitting on a pregnant dude? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4307.msg221092#msg221092)

(http://i.imgur.com/2TWFv.jpg)

Are you suggesting Yankee is above that?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CBStew on January 05, 2011, 09:50:34 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Quote from: smg on January 04, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 03, 2011, 11:44:08 AM
This is next Friday.  That's quickly approaching.

Who all is going?  Who all is coming over to my parent's CONDO before to pound brewdogs?

smg?

With little Kerry too I hope

It's Nathaniel.  Sadly, I won't make it.  Most social engagements are on hold until he stops sleeping so much and puts on some weight.  Until then, I'm basically feeding him constantly.

smg is nursing his her son?

Yes'd

There is a line from Mel Brooks' 2000 Year Old Man that fits here.  "One morning one of the cave men wakes up and says,  'Hey.  There's ladies in here.' "
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hope everything's ok.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 11:38:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hope everything's ok.

Desipio has a slew of new fathers these days if you're looking to commiserate.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hope everything's ok.

He's OK, but he's a bit jaundiced -- they actually put him under the lights instead of discharging us when we were supposed to go home -- and as a result he's very sleepy, and as a result, he's not gaining weight as quickly as they would like.  But I think we're on the right track.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 11:50:22 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hope everything's ok.

He's OK, but he's a bit jaundiced -- they actually put him under the lights instead of discharging us when we were supposed to go home -- and as a result he's very sleepy, and as a result, he's not gaining weight as quickly as they would like.  But I think we're on the right track.
We had that with the little girl.  Fortunately, we had her third and knew not to be nervous.  Minor stuff.  Wait until you get the Xbox vs. PS3 bitchfest from him.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 11:56:49 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 11:50:22 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hope everything's ok.

He's OK, but he's a bit jaundiced -- they actually put him under the lights instead of discharging us when we were supposed to go home -- and as a result he's very sleepy, and as a result, he's not gaining weight as quickly as they would like.  But I think we're on the right track.
We had that with the little girl.  Fortunately, we had her third and knew not to be nervous.  Minor stuff.  Wait until you get the Xbox vs. PS3 bitchfest from him.

I put in some time under the bili lights as a young preemie and now I spend my days chatting with men on the internet.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenPho on January 05, 2011, 12:44:36 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hope everything's ok.

He's OK, but he's a bit jaundiced -- they actually put him under the lights instead of discharging us when we were supposed to go home -- and as a result he's very sleepy, and as a result, he's not gaining weight as quickly as they would like.  But I think we're on the right track.

If it makes you feel better, my daughter is almost 2 and still really underweight (4th percentile), and we stress about food constantly.

Just wanted you to know that it doesn't get any easier.

Hope that helps!

Oh, and congrats.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Indolent Reader on January 05, 2011, 12:54:28 PM
Quote from: PenPho on January 05, 2011, 12:44:36 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hope everything's ok.

He's OK, but he's a bit jaundiced -- they actually put him under the lights instead of discharging us when we were supposed to go home -- and as a result he's very sleepy, and as a result, he's not gaining weight as quickly as they would like.  But I think we're on the right track.

If it makes you feel better, my daughter is almost 2 and still really underweight (4th percentile), and we stress about food constantly.

Just wanted you to know that it doesn't get any easier.

Hope that helps!

Oh, and congrats.

On the flip side, my oldest son had severe eating issues (his GERD was so bad that we had to beg the specialist to put him on a trial medicine at 6 months that was not supposed to be used until at least a year) as an infant.  Eating was so painful for him that he arched in a bow and spit anything and everything out, and we could only feed him when he was asleep.  At nine months, it was almost like a switch was flipped and he became a very happy and content baby.  He is now a happy and content seven year-old (and is actually our best eater).

So congrats, and keep your chin up.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2011, 01:39:47 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Anything I can do to help, don't hesitate to ask
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 05, 2011, 02:34:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Yeah, just wait until the first time you have to bring one of the little bastards to court.

But congratulations anyway.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 02:42:32 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 05, 2011, 02:34:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Yeah, just wait until the first time you have to bring one of the little bastards to court.

But congratulations anyway.

My parents wouldn't go with me to court. /sadsackapex
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 05, 2011, 03:38:38 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

Sounds like a typical day at the Stew/Fork/flannj/otheroldguy household.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:59:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

So, he's got about 90 years left on his contract?  Pass.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:59:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

So, he's got about 90 years left on his contract?  Pass.

Nice choice, R-V.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 06:08:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

I don't mean to speak for RV, but I think it was a few months ago.

Like 2 to 5 months ago. Somewhere in that range.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 05, 2011, 06:09:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 06:08:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

I don't mean to speak for RV, but I think it was a few months ago.

Like 2 to 5 months ago. Somewhere in that range.

2-5 months? You were able to nail Betty Loren-Maltese's DOB to a more precise window...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
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Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 05, 2011, 07:10:49 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
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Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

RED WOLVES. REPRESENT
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CBStew on January 05, 2011, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 03:38:38 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

Sounds like a typical day at the Stew/Fork/flannj/otheroldguy household.

Drooling.  Don't forget drooling.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: R-V on January 05, 2011, 09:41:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 05, 2011, 06:09:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 06:08:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

I don't mean to speak for RV, but I think it was a few months ago.

Like 2 to 5 months ago. Somewhere in that range.

2-5 months? You were able to nail Betty Loren-Maltese's DOB to a more precise window...

According to this source (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?action=post;quote=233769;topic=6553.480;num_replies=502;sesc=20d56450de3cab0a803eaf4c2ab5491e) it was 3 and one half months ago. Also JD, that wasn't our wife - it was Yeti in a muumuu.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 11:14:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 09:41:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 05, 2011, 06:09:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2011, 06:08:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

I don't mean to speak for RV, but I think it was a few months ago.

Like 2 to 5 months ago. Somewhere in that range.

2-5 months? You were able to nail Betty Loren-Maltese's DOB to a more precise window...

According to this source (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?action=post;quote=233769;topic=6553.480;num_replies=502;sesc=20d56450de3cab0a803eaf4c2ab5491e) it was 3 and one half months ago.

What does your link point to? SSM Premium?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 06, 2011, 09:36:27 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 05, 2011, 02:42:32 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 05, 2011, 02:34:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Yeah, just wait until the first time you have to bring one of the little bastards to court.

But congratulations anyway.

My parents wouldn't go with me to court. /sadsackapex

I had to testify against one of my parents in court. [/SadSackBort]
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas. 

He took Louisville from a Conference USA sideshow to a BCS conference and an Orange Bowl. He went to four straight bowl games and had two 11 win seasons. He frequently demolished Kentucky. He arguably took Louisville much farther than he's taken Arkansas. It's not his fault they hired Steve Kragthorpe when he left.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas. 

He took Louisville from a Conference USA sideshow to a BCS conference and an Orange Bowl. He went to four straight bowl games and had two 11 win seasons. He frequently demolished Kentucky. He arguably took Louisville much farther than he's taken Arkansas. It's not his fault they hired Steve Kragthorpe when he left.

He also left Atlanta sad and lonely after he stood the Dirty Birds up for Arkansas.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Eli on January 06, 2011, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
He also left Atlanta sad and lonely after he stood the Dirty Birds up for Arkansas.

And now God is punishing Arkansas by killing all of their birds.  CT, is that ironic?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:21:52 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples?  

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me.  

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program.  

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas.  

He took Louisville from a Conference USA sideshow to a BCS conference and an Orange Bowl. He went to four straight bowl games and had two 11 win seasons. He frequently demolished Kentucky. He arguably took Louisville much farther than he's taken Arkansas. It's not his fault they hired Steve Kragthorpe when he left.

He also left Atlanta sad and lonely after he stood the Dirty Birds up for Arkansas.

Atlanta turned out okay. The best thing that could have happened to them was that 2007 allowing them to clean house and get Thomas Dimitroff in as GM. That guy is good at his job. I'm not saying Petrino isn't a lying schemer, but why does that cause so much asshurt among fans? It's like Illinois fans that are still pissed about Self leaving for Kansas. How many of us would turn down the kind of money this guy's been offered to do the same damn thing? I know I'd take the money and run. This is America. Love it or leave it, broseph.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 06, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas. 

He took Louisville from a Conference USA sideshow to a BCS conference and an Orange Bowl. He went to four straight bowl games and had two 11 win seasons. He frequently demolished Kentucky. He arguably took Louisville much farther than he's taken Arkansas. It's not his fault they hired Steve Kragthorpe when he left.

He also left Atlanta sad and lonely after he stood the Dirty Birds up for Arkansas.

So he burnt Atlanta?  All the better.

Eli: Assuming that the bird deaths are not a sign of the coming Apocalypse, yes.  If they are, then no.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 06, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
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Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:57:03 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 06, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/civil-war/1865/january/atlanta-burning.jpg)

"Sherman's dashing Yankee boys will never make the coast!"
So the saucy rebels said and 'twas a handsome boast
Had they not forgot, alas! to reckon with the Host
While we were marching through Georgia.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: powen01 on January 06, 2011, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 06, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas. 

He took Louisville from a Conference USA sideshow to a BCS conference and an Orange Bowl. He went to four straight bowl games and had two 11 win seasons. He frequently demolished Kentucky. He arguably took Louisville much farther than he's taken Arkansas. It's not his fault they hired Steve Kragthorpe when he left.

He also left Atlanta sad and lonely after he stood the Dirty Birds up for Arkansas.

So he burnt Atlanta?  All the better.

Eli: Assuming that the bird deaths are not a sign of the coming Apocalypse, yes.  If they are, then no.

He did take us really far.  I wish he had stayed and gotten us a national championship.  That's why I am butthurt.  Kragthorpe made my butthole hurt even more. 

Charlie Strong?  He's got some nice, purdy smelling lotion and aloe.  He's going to make it all better.  I hope.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:06:51 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 06, 2011, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 06, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas. 

He took Louisville from a Conference USA sideshow to a BCS conference and an Orange Bowl. He went to four straight bowl games and had two 11 win seasons. He frequently demolished Kentucky. He arguably took Louisville much farther than he's taken Arkansas. It's not his fault they hired Steve Kragthorpe when he left.

He also left Atlanta sad and lonely after he stood the Dirty Birds up for Arkansas.

So he burnt Atlanta?  All the better.

Eli: Assuming that the bird deaths are not a sign of the coming Apocalypse, yes.  If they are, then no.

He did take us really far.  I wish he had stayed and gotten us a national championship.  That's why I am butthurt.  Kragthorpe made my butthole hurt even more. 

Charlie Strong?  He's got some nice, purdy smelling lotion and aloe.  He's going to make it all better.  I hope.

I'm still not sure what the fuck Kragthorpe did to Brian Brohm. Hopefully not all highly-touted Petrino QBs are actually just college mirages. If that happens to my ARMCOCK mancrush Ryan Mallett I'll be devastated.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 03:15:04 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:06:51 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 06, 2011, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 06, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 05, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2011, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: JD on January 05, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: smg on January 05, 2011, 11:31:36 AM
Thanks, everyone!  It's nice to read some messages wishing you well in between force feedings of a sleeping two week old baby.

Hang in there - the first six weeks are horrendous.  It's all downhill from there, though.

Not to be too much of a killjoy, but it's about 4 months.  As soon as they start to play proactively.  Until then it's cry, feed, diaper, sleep.  Smiles help a little, but playing makes it all worthwhile.

My 3.5 month old is available. Soriano without a glove.

When did YOU have a baby?  And is that why our wife looked fat in all the Christmas pictures?

Sounds like somebody's asshurt over his beloved Hogs losin' to the Buckeyes last night.

You shut your mouth, you cad.  I only get asshurt when THE State University of Arkansas loses.  Howl you like dem apples? 

But, yeah, I would've preferred a win.  It's nice to see Petrino building a program, though, after years and years of Houston Nutt's cluelessness.

Fuck Bobby Petrino, that buttfucking quitter.  Just wait until some program with a bigger tits comes along; he'll leave you barefoot, pregnant and wishing you had just done anal like he asked in the first place.  Trust me. 

He took over a program that was on par with Vanderbilt(there was nothing left when McFadden, Felix, and Hillis left) and took it to a BCS bowl in 3 years.  He's got the program on the right track and is competing for players with the big boys, rather than the likes of Tulsa and Louisiana-Lafayette.  He's done his part.  I'm of the opinion that it's a good thing to have a coach that other programs want.  Especially if it's a top 5 program. 

He broke my heart.  Happy now?

He is a good coach; I just wish he had taken Louisville as far as Arkansas. 

He took Louisville from a Conference USA sideshow to a BCS conference and an Orange Bowl. He went to four straight bowl games and had two 11 win seasons. He frequently demolished Kentucky. He arguably took Louisville much farther than he's taken Arkansas. It's not his fault they hired Steve Kragthorpe when he left.

He also left Atlanta sad and lonely after he stood the Dirty Birds up for Arkansas.

So he burnt Atlanta?  All the better.

Eli: Assuming that the bird deaths are not a sign of the coming Apocalypse, yes.  If they are, then no.

He did take us really far.  I wish he had stayed and gotten us a national championship.  That's why I am butthurt.  Kragthorpe made my butthole hurt even more. 

Charlie Strong?  He's got some nice, purdy smelling lotion and aloe.  He's going to make it all better.  I hope.

I'm still not sure what the fuck Kragthorpe did to Brian Brohm. Hopefully not all highly-touted Petrino QBs are actually just college mirages. If that happens to my ARMCOCK mancrush Ryan Mallett I'll be devastated.

I remember when I really, really wanted Brohm to play for the Bears. /footballtard
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 06, 2011, 03:19:54 PM
Guys, can we talk about this in the appropriate thread? http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7056.0
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:27:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 03:15:04 PM
I remember when I really, really wanted Brohm to play for the Bears. /footballtard

Everyone was wrong on Brohm to some extent. The guy went from a potential first overall pick before coming back for his senior all the way down to the GB practice squad and life as a clipboard holder for the f*&king Buffalo Bills. Even his biggest detractors didn't see that coming. I remember hoping against hope that the Bears wouldn't waste a high pick on a QB in the 2008 draft. Ryan was the only sure thing and there was no way in hell they were going to get him. I wasn't sure about Flacco and I knew enough about Chad Henne to hope the Bears steered clear of him. I remember a few people that were sure that Henne was going to Chicago. Thank God the Bears spent the pick on Chris Williams, their Left Tackle Guard of the future at least till free agency.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 06, 2011, 03:55:04 PM
The fuck happened to this thread?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2011, 03:55:04 PM
The fuck happened to this thread?

Someone gave me an opportunity to turn it into a football thread. My apologies. I'm going to be there next Friday. I know TDubbs is fucking stoked about that.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:41:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:27:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 03:15:04 PM
I remember when I really, really wanted Brohm to play for the Bears. /footballtard

Everyone was wrong on Brohm to some extent. The guy went from a potential first overall pick before coming back for his senior all the way down to the GB practice squad and life as a clipboard holder for the f*&king Buffalo Bills. Even his biggest detractors didn't see that coming. I remember hoping against hope that the Bears wouldn't waste a high pick on a QB in the 2008 draft. Ryan was the only sure thing and there was no way in hell they were going to get him. I wasn't sure about Flacco and I knew enough about Chad Henne to hope the Bears steered clear of him. I remember a few people that were sure that Henne was going to Chicago. Thank God the Bears spent the pick on Chris Williams, their Left Tackle Guard of the future at least till free agency.

The Bears have had success recently running the ball to the left. I think Garza is cooked and Webb is big, fat, ugly question mark. Considering that they probably have to replace everybody else in the next year or two, Williams probably is here to stay for a long time. And I don't think he's terrible. Nice choice, Jerry.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2011, 04:48:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:58:31 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2011, 04:48:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 06, 2011, 05:13:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2011, 03:55:04 PM
The fuck happened to this thread?

Someone gave me an opportunity to turn it into a football thread. My apologies. I'm going to be there next Friday. I know TDubbs is fucking stoked about that.

You still crashing on my couch?

Also, Yeti, I don't think the Nashville road trip is a go.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2011, 08:10:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:58:31 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2011, 04:48:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 

What, and give SKO a leg up in the Dead Pool?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 06, 2011, 08:24:17 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2011, 05:13:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2011, 03:55:04 PM
The fuck happened to this thread?

Someone gave me an opportunity to turn it into a football thread. My apologies. I'm going to be there next Friday. I know TDubbs is fucking stoked about that.

You still crashing on my couch?

Also, Yeti, I don't think the Nashville road trip is a go.

I suppose that's ok
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2011, 04:45:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:58:31 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2011, 04:48:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 

OH NO!  Who is going to drink all of the malt liquor in paper bags and make horribly unfunny jokes (we already know Fork isn't coming)???  Darn. Maybe next year bud.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 07, 2011, 07:22:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 07, 2011, 04:45:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:58:31 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2011, 04:48:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 

OH NO!  Who is going to drink all of the malt liquor in paper bags and make horribly unfunny jokes (we already know Fork isn't coming)???  Darn. Maybe next year bud.

Sorry, I can't please every dick.

That would make me your mom.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 07, 2011, 06:05:36 PM
I will be in attendance.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 07, 2011, 06:05:36 PM
I will be in attendance.

Shut up Paul...hey, wait!

You think you can just waltz in here after being absent for howmany ever months and just come out to a Desipio shitshow?  Well, I won't stand for it.

Fine, I'll stand for it.  But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 08, 2011, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 08, 2011, 05:39:54 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2011, 05:13:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2011, 03:55:04 PM
The fuck happened to this thread?

Someone gave me an opportunity to turn it into a football thread. My apologies. I'm going to be there next Friday. I know TDubbs is fucking stoked about that.

You still crashing on my crotch?


ghey
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 08, 2011, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

Yeah...cause drinking club soda to impress SKO is so much better.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:45:21 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 08, 2011, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

Yeah...cause drinking club soda to impress SKO is so much better.

You don't need to do much to impress me. I'll still be dazed by y'alls bright lights and pubulik transportations.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 08, 2011, 08:00:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:45:21 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 08, 2011, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

Yeah...cause drinking club soda to impress SKO is so much better.

You don't need to do much to impress me. I'll still be dazed by y'alls bright lights and pubulik transportations.

Still scared of cabs, huh?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 08, 2011, 08:23:14 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 08, 2011, 08:00:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 08, 2011, 07:45:21 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 08, 2011, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 08, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

Yeah...cause drinking club soda to impress SKO is so much better.

You don't need to do much to impress me. I'll still be dazed by y'alls bright lights and pubulik transportations.

Still scared of cabs, huh?

Glad I scrolled down before making my gut instinct reply, or that would have been an impressive FACE.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 08, 2011, 09:51:49 PM
You guys should have one of these (http://improveverywhere.com/2010/12/06/save-the-date-no-pants-subway-ride-2011/) on the El.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 13, 2011, 08:43:52 PM
For some reason, Kaplan just pimped this fringe event on a 50-kilowatt station. I predict the usual consequences.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 13, 2011, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 13, 2011, 08:43:52 PM
For some reason, Kaplan just pimped this fringe event on a 50-kilowatt station. I predict the usual consequences.

You listen to too much WGN.

But I think we both share a love for Orion.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 14, 2011, 12:33:31 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 13, 2011, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 13, 2011, 08:43:52 PM
For some reason, Kaplan just pimped this fringe event on a 50-kilowatt station. I predict the usual consequences.

You listen to too much WGN.

But I think we both share a love for Orion.

I would use a fixed-bolt stunner on Orion without a moment's hesitation.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 01:36:04 AM
That was fun.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 15, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 02:06:53 AM
Flannj vs. Crane Kenney.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:11:46 AM
All of you, go to bed.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:15:45 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:11:46 AM
All of you, go to bed.

That's a good start to running SKO's life...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 02:17:10 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:15:45 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:11:46 AM
All of you, go to bed.

That's a good start to running SKO's life...

Someone should probably hold a mirror under his nose.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:19:34 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 02:17:10 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:15:45 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:11:46 AM
All of you, go to bed.

That's a good start to running SKO's life...

Someone should probably hold a mirror under his nose.

John Murray?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:30:44 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.
DPD.

How many different people actually ended up in that triumvirate?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 15, 2011, 03:17:56 AM
Not sure about running SKO's life.  Corrupted it, I'll grant you, but I missed out on this triumvirate deal.

Also, don't let the nerdy demeanor fool you.  Bruce Miles is the shit.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 08:32:40 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:19:34 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 02:17:10 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 02:15:45 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 02:11:46 AM
All of you, go to bed.

That's a good start to running SKO's life...

Someone should probably hold a mirror under his nose.

John Murray?

Wayne Messmer?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 08:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 08:44:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 08:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.

Did you bang him in there?  Maybe you fat fucks shouldn't have eaten the bacon explosion before you were going to a drink a thon?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 15, 2011, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 08:32:40 AM

Wayne Messmer?

That made me laugh really loud.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 10:33:55 AM
DadPex slept like a stone after all that excitement. I promised him he'd meet Cubs celebrities and he ended up meeting all of you knuckleheads. He said you were a great bunch of guys, which says more about him than anybody else. I was ready to close that dump down but the old man could only take so much. Understandable.

Great to see all you guys again. The Gordo hilarity was worth the price of admission. I can't wait to read more about it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 10:59:48 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 08:44:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 08:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.

Did you bang him in there?  Maybe you fat fucks shouldn't have eaten the bacon explosion before you were going to a drink a thon?

Yes, TDubbs.  We had a whole apartment at our disposal but we fat fucks chose the smallest, most crowded room in the place to fuck in.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 15, 2011, 11:13:59 AM
Pics or none of it happened.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 11:18:46 AM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2011, 11:13:59 AM
Pics or none of it happened.

Weebs didn't show so we didn't have as many pictures as there should have been
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 11:38:56 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 10:59:48 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 08:44:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 08:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.

Did you bang him in there?  Maybe you fat fucks shouldn't have eaten the bacon explosion before you were going to a drink a thon?

Yes, TDubbs.  We had a whole apartment at our disposal but we fat fucks chose the smallest, most crowded room in the place to fuck in.

Hot
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

There's needs to be a comprehensive account of what happened.  I'm assuming that since Bort was sober, he'd be able to provide such an accounting?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 12:47:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 15, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 12:47:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.

I'm pretty sure Wheezer and I are in it as well. But I was distracted by whether Kermit and Busfield were gonna fight or whether they were gonna fuck. God the sexual tension was thick.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 15, 2011, 12:57:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 12:47:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.

I'm pretty sure Wheezer and I are in it as well. But I was distracted by whether Kermit and Busfield were gonna fight or whether they were gonna fuck. God the sexual tension was thick.

Did Yeti ultimately win the affections of the brunettes?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 15, 2011, 01:14:36 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 08:34:35 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 15, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
A triumvirate was formed to run SKO's life for him.

I don't know nothing about his life, but my bathroom has seen better days.  Fuckers.

If the maid, she wasn't such a long time
The bathroom would mean nothing to me at all

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 15, 2011, 01:23:32 PM
Whoa. Kenny and Hendry were there? Shit, I could have soberly berated them.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 01:35:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

I believe Flannj asked some pointed questions in regards to the 12% bump in ticket prices. To which Crane responded with a suggestion that flannj speak with Gordon Wittenmyer. Or something.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:46:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there.

I just overheard DadPex relaying this tidbit of affirmation to my sister who called to wish him a happy birthday. (It is. Thanks guys.)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 15, 2011, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:46:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there.

I just overheard DadPex relaying this tidbit of affirmation to my sister who called to wish him a happy birthday. (It is. Thanks guys.)

Thanks for letting us know it was his birthday ya douche.  I would have gladly bought him a lager of his choosing.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Okay, here is how I remember the beginning our "discussion".

I had just returned from the bathroom and I'm pretty sure it was Thrill playing the role of a fucking instigator that said "Did you see Crane Kenney over there, you should go talk to him".
I could not let this opportunity pass so I immediately turned and walked over to him. He was talking to some typical moron Cub fan about Buffalo Dogs or something.
I stood about two feet away in his line of sight and waited for them to finish their conversation.
I had already caught his eye so he really couldn't go anywhere, I introduced myself and told him that I have been a season ticket holder for the last 15 years and that I had a bone to pick with him.
I explained that my tickets went up in price 17% in '08 and that I remember he came out with an apology saying that the prices had been fixed before the economy tanked and they realized that this would be a hardship on many people but sorry the budget was fixed and there was nothing they could do about it.

He agreed that he had made those statements.

I continued, "So what did you do after that apology? That apology that I took to be sincere?"
"You raised my ticket prices 12 and a half percent in '09."
"And then you raised them again this year."

I explained that I understand the the law of supply and demand.
And that I understood that the Cubs have a captive audience, with a waiting list of 70,000 (as an aside I said that if you were to release more season tickets that list would probably shrink to more like 10,000 and he agreed).
And that you can charge whatever the market can bear.
But to come out with a supposed apology like you did and then substantially raise prices the next two years was wrong, disingenuous, and essentially a lie.

To his credit he agreed that he shouldn't have made the statements and that he regretted them.

He then said that my price increases didn't sound right and should be looked into, that the increases should have been a lot smaller.
And then to my complete amazement he pointed to Wittenmyer and said "You should read the article that Gordon wrote, it details the ticket pricing very accurately"

My response word for word was "Why would I want to read something that fuckhead wrote?"

There was an awkward pause after that and then quite a bit more discussion which I am too hungover to detail right now but I promise I will eventually.

Also the Triumvirate started as Pre, me, and then pretty much everybody else.

Watching Gordo lose it at Kerm was fucking outstanding.

Jesus is Sarah Spain a big girl.

And Pre, thanks for all the beers.

I had a blast as usual. You guys are a bunch of clowns. I'd hang out with you anytime.



Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 04:02:46 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
I had just returned from the bathroom and I'm pretty sure it was Thrill playing the role of a fucking instigator that said "Did you see Crane Kenney over there, you should go talk to him".

I'm pretty sure it was something more along the lines of: "You just brushed past Crane Kenney. How come you didn't punch him in the fucking face?"
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 15, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
OK...here's how it looked from my point of view...

I was standing at the table with Bruce Miles, Hawk, Pre, and Andy.  I'm looking away from the table as at this point of the evening I had nothing to say to anyone and even if I did I doubt I remembered how to speak English.

Commissioner Gordon was standing in his douchesuit regaling some douchetrixiegroupiefromthe90s with tales of great heroism, I'm sure.

Off in the near distance I see Huey going off to the bathroom.  As I twist my body a tad, I see Crane Kinney walking, about 10 feet away from, in our general direction.  Following Crane is Todd Ricketts.  I first looked around the table and damn near cracked up at seeing Andy's name tag, which read 'Todd Ricketts / @Desipiodotcom'.  I then heard Andy say something to the effect of, "Hey Todd.  The bathrooms can use a hose-down,"  Or something like that.  Unfortunately, Todd didn't hear it.

My next thought went to the anger that I know Huey has for Kinney and I started hoping that he would make it back in time from the bathroom to see this scene and make things more awkward.  Dare to dream.

At this point, I see flannj walk right by Kinney.  He clearly didn't see him but if he had suddenly stuck his arm out he could have punched Kinney right in the face.  I then saw him turn around, unaware that Thrill said anything to him.  As flannj turned around and met Kinney's face with his eyes, I had never seen a facial expression turn so quickly.  He went from smiling to snarling in about .2 seconds.  It was amazing.  By the time I had time to turn to see if Kinney had noticed, flannj was already in his face.

I couldn't really tell what was being said, but I thought they would start making out on the spot.  Don't worry flannj, I could have taken the broads.

As this conversation went on, I turned to look over by the bar, still hoping Huey shows up in time.  Although by this time I decided that the awkwardness was well accomplished and I was just hoping he could bask in Cubs royalty with us.

I still felt invisible.  I may have said something to Andy.

Then, I see him.  Turning the corner and walking just near the bar is Jim Hendry.  Hendry walked right over to our table.  He shoved me out of the way and started talking to Bruce Miles.  Hawk or Andy would have to tell you what was said.  I waiting right behind Hendry and when he turned around I happened to be just about right in his face.  OK, I was more face-to-man boobs, but you get the idea.

He smiled at me and said hello.  I said hello.  Gaining the confidence from being able to form an English word, I continued, "Well, where credit is due.  Nice trade."  I figured the, "Where the credit was due" comment would show him that I haven't been very happy with him and I think he may have sween what I was doing.  He said he liked it, too, and scooted on by.

By this time, flannj was finishing up with Kinney.  I saw Kinney hand over a business card and escape.  At that point, I was way interested in flannj's conversation and asked him about, getting he story you can read above/below.

Man, that was fun.

About 10 minutes after all this, I walked into the bathroom and noticed just how bloodshot my eyes were.  I have no idea what Hendry was thinking when he looked at my eyes when we spoke, but he must have been worried about my obvious loss of blood through them.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Jesus is Sarah Spain a big girl.


Was she looking fat or something?  Put her on the scale of 1 to 10, please.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 04:23:06 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Jesus is Sarah Spain a big girl.


Was she looking fat or something?  Put her on the scale of 1 to 10, please.

Anyone have a produce scale on hand?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 04:23:06 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Jesus is Sarah Spain a big girl.


Was she looking fat or something?  Put her on the scale of 1 to 10, please.

Anyone have a produce scale on hand?

http://www.angehr.com/krusty.wav
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 04:46:02 PM
A few things I learned last night:

Gordon Wittenmyer is Timothy Busfield

SKO is Karl Childers, as portrayed by Jack Black, with Lloyd Christmas' hair

TDubbs has little appreciation for either the I Ching or Lead Belly

Jon loves his wife

The back of Huey's head has a grin on it

Sarah Spain and Wheezer both wear the same brand of shoes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Taylor_All-Stars)... WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS?

Girls from Antioch, IL can casual racist with the best of them

Kerm is thinking of starting a band... Can anyone here play bass?

Rod Beck and Kenny Powers had a child together

Ricketts family investments manager/black sheep/adult adoptee Toby Ricketts isn't a wartime investments manager

Never has someone who's never met Gordon Wittenmyer said the kinds of things about him that Dolan has

(Those who have met Gordon, on the other hand...)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 15, 2011, 05:12:59 PM
I can only assume there's going to be a Dose aboot this, eh?  Please don't put it on that site we've all stopped reading, though.  HJE and Desipio will suffice.


Sounds like it was a great time.  If I wasn't an Orioles fan, I woulda gone.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:14:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2011, 12:57:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 12:47:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.

I'm pretty sure Wheezer and I are in it as well. But I was distracted by whether Kermit and Busfield were gonna fight or whether they were gonna fuck. God the sexual tension was thick.

Did Yeti ultimately win the affections of the brunettes?

No, and I'll explain why (besides the obvious reason that I am a fat ugly fuck). So, a good chunk of you know I have a long lost brother I recently found out about. So, he lives up in Lindenhurst. Another important preface is that up until Monday I was dating this girl from Edwardsville but she was from Lindenhurst as well. We are fine now, I guess friends if anything. So, TDubbs is talking to the hot burnette (nice tits) and I come in later and talk to the heavier, "could be cute if she lost 20 pounds" burnette (Linaya). She was nice enough and I realistically knew that if I had a chance with either of them, it would be her. So, I find out they're from Lindenhurst. I mention my brother. She knew the name because she was decent friends with his younger sister (not a blood relative of mine so I'm comfortable saying she is pretty hot). Then, (and even though it wasn't initially a problem, I think it ended up being the killer) I mentioned was "friends" with the girl I dated, Elayna. Well, Linaya said she was really good friends with Elayna. They actually roomed together in Edwardsville for a semester until L (abbreviating because I can) moved back north to go to school. Well, we both texted E and it was confirmed. E told me to "be nice to her" to which I replied "why wouldn't i?". I received a "idk. Are you going to sleep with her". I said that I didn't know and she (E) would know that answer better than I would. Well, I'm not sure what E and L were texting back and forth but I have a feeling it was some cockblocking bullshit. Later, as we were leaving Kerm was doing his best to get them to come back to TDubbs which I think might have helped my chances but they ultimately decided against it. L mentioned they would go out tonight and I got her number and texted her this morning but I have yet to hear anything back. So, probably a complete failure but I don't think it was as bad of a failure as my last failure in Chicago for TDubbs' birthghey. So, there's your story of that. Its a small fucking world. I know that
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 05:22:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:14:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2011, 12:57:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 12:47:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.

I'm pretty sure Wheezer and I are in it as well. But I was distracted by whether Kermit and Busfield were gonna fight or whether they were gonna fuck. God the sexual tension was thick.

Did Yeti ultimately win the affections of the brunettes?

No, and I'll explain why (besides the obvious reason that I am a fat ugly fuck). So, a good chunk of you know I have a long lost brother I recently found out about. So, he lives up in Lindenhurst. Another important preface is that up until Monday I was dating this girl from Edwardsville but she was from Lindenhurst as well. We are fine now, I guess friends if anything. So, TDubbs is talking to the hot burnette (nice tits) and I come in later and talk to the heavier, "could be cute if she lost 20 pounds" burnette (Linaya). She was nice enough and I realistically knew that if I had a chance with either of them, it would be her. So, I find out they're from Lindenhurst. I mention my brother. She knew the name because she was decent friends with his younger sister (not a blood relative of mine so I'm comfortable saying she is pretty hot). Then, (and even though it wasn't initially a problem, I think it ended up being the killer) I mentioned was "friends" with the girl I dated, Elayna. Well, Linaya said she was really good friends with Elayna. They actually roomed together in Edwardsville for a semester until L (abbreviating because I can) moved back north to go to school. Well, we both texted E and it was confirmed. E told me to "be nice to her" to which I replied "why wouldn't i?". I received a "idk. Are you going to sleep with her". I said that I didn't know and she (E) would know that answer better than I would. Well, I'm not sure what E and L were texting back and forth but I have a feeling it was some cockblocking bullshit. Later, as we were leaving Kerm was doing his best to get them to come back to TDubbs which I think might have helped my chances but they ultimately decided against it. L mentioned they would go out tonight and I got her number and texted her this morning but I have yet to hear anything back. So, probably a complete failure but I don't think it was as bad of a failure as my last failure in Chicago for TDubbs' birthghey. So, there's your story of that. Its a small fucking world. I know that

Well, with that kind of rambling description, I'm surprised she didn't jump at the chance to read your manifesto with you in your private shack in Montana.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 15, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
It would be completely childish to say HOT BURNETZ at this point, right?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 15, 2011, 05:44:49 PM
My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:56:00 PM
The girl I was talking to last night
(http://emob1012.photobucket.com/albums/af248/Yeti85/0b5d09fa.jpg?t=1295135683)
and then her, some old broad, and her hot sister (as a blonde though. She had gone to a brunette)
(http://emob1012.photobucket.com/albums/af248/Yeti85/fc196d7f.jpg?t=1295135684)

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 15, 2011, 06:11:07 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:56:00 PM
(http://emob1012.photobucket.com/albums/af248/Yeti85/fc196d7f.jpg?t=1295135684)



So you were hitting on the one in the middle?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 15, 2011, 06:13:50 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 05:44:49 PM
My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Similarly, I recall remarking how the "Tweetup" room looked like a hospital waiting room.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 06:15:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 05:44:49 PM
My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Were you around for our stirring rendition of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears"?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 15, 2011, 06:24:10 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 06:15:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 05:44:49 PM
My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Were you around for our stirring rendition of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears"?

Bits and pieces of this night keep coming back to me. Thank you for that one.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 15, 2011, 06:24:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 06:15:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 05:44:49 PM
My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Were you around for our stirring rendition of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears"?

Yes, yes I was. It was indeed stirring, and far more interesting. Especially the shame that was burned into TDubbs' face regarding his internet friends.

Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 06:13:50 PM
Similarly, I recall remarking how the "Tweetup" room looked like a hospital waiting room.

Totally.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 15, 2011, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:24:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 15, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:24:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!

Your sister is kind of a bitch. Just sayin'...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:37:27 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:24:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!

Your sister is kind of a bitch. Just sayin'...

Yeah, no, that is true.

I will not deny this.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:37:27 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 15, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:24:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2011, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 15, 2011, 11:53:14 AM
I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.


Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!

Your sister is kind of a bitch. Just sayin'...

Yeah, no, that is true.

I will not deny this.

I just fucked her. Hard
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: JD on January 15, 2011, 09:33:41 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:24:22 PM
Fuck family!

People do it. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 15, 2011, 09:36:33 PM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2011, 09:33:41 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 07:24:22 PM
Fuck family!

People do it. 

Easy there, Arkansas.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 15, 2011, 09:36:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2011, 04:23:06 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Jesus is Sarah Spain a big girl.


Was she looking fat or something?  Put her on the scale of 1 to 10, please.

Anyone have a produce scale on hand?

Go on...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
I'll write something up for Desipio proper, but here's what I remember:

Gordo is fucking insane.  He showed up demanding to see me, then refused to shake my hand (right after Sullivan and Miles happily greeted me.)  Gordon wanted to know what my deal was (I guess this makes me Jim Harbaugh to his Pete Carroll), and said I was too personal in my criticism of him.  I asked him for an example...knowing he'd have to call himself a douche.  That really made him mad and he said, "That stuff is uncalled for.  My son read that."  To which I very calmly replied "I'm sorry that's how he had to find out."

He said that I'm the first person "to rip me without even meeting me" and so I said, "It's good to know that most people wait to meet you and then rip you."

That's when he called me an asshole and flipped me off.  He told me I was just jealous and mean, and I asked him if he could explain why I don't have any problems with either Paul or Bruce.

Then, Sullivan decided to "help."  (He was at his shit stirring best, which was pretty fun.)

He said, "Gordon, Andy wrote something nice about you the other day."

Gordon wanted to know what it was, and Paul said, "He congratulated you on getting the Garza trade first."

The best part is that here is what I wrote in that tweet:

"Go ahead and gloat about your scoop @cst_cubs Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn in the mud once and a while."

Sullivan then helpfully reminded Gordon that I like to write that he's an albino.

This went on for about ten minutes at which point I told him I enjoyed meeting him and having him confirm all of my suspicions about him.  He went to go buy himself a fucking Dewar's on the rocks and pointedly bought everyone else within earshot a drink and not me (buuuurrrrrnnnnn).  I went back to chatting up Miles and the rest of you degenerates.

Ten or 15 minutes later he got into it with Kermit and that went on for a long time because Kermit was shithammered and he's used to dragging out arguments so he can bill more for them.  Gordon said Kerm was irresponsible because he will tweet things with no sources to back them up.  And he wanted to let Kermit know what a huge asshole I am and at one point Bruce and Kermit thought Gordon was going to punch Kermit, because Kerm called him a talentless hack.

I went back to the Chubby Julie tweetup, which was a wild time.  They know how to party.  They let me have a nametag and they were all writing their twat handles on them, so I did too, but I wrote Todd Ricketts above it.  I still had it on today in a Nike Outlet store and the girl at the register had a nametag that said "Ask Me About the Cubs" and she just stared at my nametag for a second.  Neither of us asked, and neither of us told.

Anyway, Crane and Todd came in about midnight.  Some broad came in and Gordon ran over to her, Bruce ID'd her as the Ricketts PR lady.  She saw my name tag and gave me a lovely stinkeye.

Hendry came in and came over to me and Bruce, he shoved Oleg to the ground, then looked down and offered him a three year deal to play second.  Then said this to Bruce, "Sorry about the contract thing.  You know that it was Kinzer and that Levine is up his ass, that's the reason he had it first.  It didn't come from us."  Hendry wanted Bruce to know that Geo's agent had given Levine the contract scoop, and that Jim was at least pretending to be pissed about it.

I had already yelled my hilarious hose down the bathrooms line to Todd 2014 and he didn't hear me, but the PR lady did.  She was not amused.  And Miles claims he saw Gordon explain to her that I'm a complete asshole.  Second scoop Gord's had this week!

Then, the personal highlight of the night for me.  They started flashing the lights for closing time and we started packing up.  Todd 2014 wandered over and just stared at my name tag.  I said hi and repeated that the bathrooms could use a good hosing down.  He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

Interesting thing I learned (maybe we've always suspected it) is that Hendry absolutely hates Crane, and it was pretty obvious the way they avoided each other in the bar.  Hendry also hates Gordon.  Say what you will, but the man at least has the good sense to openly despise those two.

So I think, all in all, it was the best one yet.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 15, 2011, 10:44:17 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
I'll write something up for Desipio proper, but here's what I remember:

Gordo is fucking insane.  He showed up demanding to see me, then refused to shake my hand (right after Sullivan and Miles happily greeted me.)  Gordon wanted to know what my deal was (I guess this makes me Jim Harbaugh to his Pete Carroll), and said I was too personal in my criticism of him.  I asked him for an example...knowing he'd have to call himself a douche.  That really made him mad and he said, "That stuff is uncalled for.  My son read that."  To which I very calmly replied "I'm sorry that's how he had to find out."

He said that I'm the first person "to rip me without even meeting me" and so I said, "It's good to know that most people wait to meet you and then rip you."

That's when he called me an asshole and flipped me off.  He told me I was just jealous and mean, and I asked him if he could explain why I don't have any problems with either Paul or Bruce.

Then, Sullivan decided to "help."  (He was at his shit stirring best, which was pretty fun.)

He said, "Gordon, Andy wrote something nice about you the other day."

Gordon wanted to know what it was, and Paul said, "He congratulated you on getting the Garza trade first."

The best part is that here is what I wrote in that tweet:

"Go ahead and gloat about your scoop @cst_cubs Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn in the mud once and a while."

Sullivan then helpfully reminded Gordon that I like to write that he's an albino.

This went on for about ten minutes at which point I told him I enjoyed meeting him and having him confirm all of my suspicions about him.  He went to go buy himself a fucking Dewar's on the rocks and pointedly bought everyone else within earshot a drink and not me (buuuurrrrrnnnnn).  I went back to chatting up Miles and the rest of you degenerates.

Ten or 15 minutes later he got into it with Kermit and that went on for a long time because Kermit was shithammered and he's used to dragging out arguments so he can bill more for them.  Gordon said Kerm was irresponsible because he will tweet things with no sources to back them up.  And he wanted to let Kermit know what a huge asshole I am and at one point Bruce and Kermit thought Gordon was going to punch Kermit, because Kerm called him a talentless hack.

I went back to the Chubby Julie tweetup, which was a wild time.  They know how to party.  They let me have a nametag and they were all writing their twat handles on them, so I did too, but I wrote Todd Ricketts above it.  I still had it on today in a Nike Outlet store and the girl at the register had a nametag that said "Ask Me About the Cubs" and she just stared at my nametag for a second.  Neither of us asked, and neither of us told.

Anyway, Crane and Todd came in about midnight.  Some broad came in and Gordon ran over to her, Bruce ID'd her as the Ricketts PR lady.  She saw my name tag and gave me a lovely stinkeye.

Hendry came in and came over to me and Bruce, he shoved Oleg to the ground, then looked down and offered him a three year deal to play second.  Then said this to Bruce, "Sorry about the contract thing.  You know that it was Kinzer and that Levine is up his ass, that's the reason he had it first.  It didn't come from us."  Hendry wanted Bruce to know that Geo's agent had given Levine the contract scoop, and that Jim was at least pretending to be pissed about it.

I had already yelled my hilarious hose down the bathrooms line to Todd 2014 and he didn't hear me, but the PR lady did.  She was not amused.  And Miles claims he saw Gordon explain to her that I'm a complete asshole.  Second scoop Gord's had this week!

Then, the personal highlight of the night for me.  They started flashing the lights for closing time and we started packing up.  Todd 2014 wandered over and just stared at my name tag.  I said hi and repeated that the bathrooms could use a good hosing down.  He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

Interesting thing I learned (maybe we've always suspected it) is that Hendry absolutely hates Crane, and it was pretty obvious the way they avoided each other in the bar.  Hendry also hates Gordon.  Say what you will, but the man at least has the good sense to openly despise those two.

So I think, all in all, it was the best one yet.

It may also be the last one, if they recognize any of us at the door next year.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 15, 2011, 10:58:04 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
I'll write something up for Desipio proper, but here's what I remember:

Gordo is fucking insane.  He showed up demanding to see me, then refused to shake my hand (right after Sullivan and Miles happily greeted me.)  Gordon wanted to know what my deal was (I guess this makes me Jim Harbaugh to his Pete Carroll), and said I was too personal in my criticism of him.  I asked him for an example...knowing he'd have to call himself a douche.  That really made him mad and he said, "That stuff is uncalled for.  My son read that."  To which I very calmly replied "I'm sorry that's how he had to find out."

He said that I'm the first person "to rip me without even meeting me" and so I said, "It's good to know that most people wait to meet you and then rip you."

That's when he called me an asshole and flipped me off.  He told me I was just jealous and mean, and I asked him if he could explain why I don't have any problems with either Paul or Bruce.

Then, Sullivan decided to "help."  (He was at his shit stirring best, which was pretty fun.)

He said, "Gordon, Andy wrote something nice about you the other day."

Gordon wanted to know what it was, and Paul said, "He congratulated you on getting the Garza trade first."

The best part is that here is what I wrote in that tweet:

"Go ahead and gloat about your scoop @cst_cubs Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn in the mud once and a while."

Sullivan then helpfully reminded Gordon that I like to write that he's an albino.

This went on for about ten minutes at which point I told him I enjoyed meeting him and having him confirm all of my suspicions about him.  He went to go buy himself a fucking Dewar's on the rocks and pointedly bought everyone else within earshot a drink and not me (buuuurrrrrnnnnn).  I went back to chatting up Miles and the rest of you degenerates.

Ten or 15 minutes later he got into it with Kermit and that went on for a long time because Kermit was shithammered and he's used to dragging out arguments so he can bill more for them.  Gordon said Kerm was irresponsible because he will tweet things with no sources to back them up.  And he wanted to let Kermit know what a huge asshole I am and at one point Bruce and Kermit thought Gordon was going to punch Kermit, because Kerm called him a talentless hack.

I went back to the Chubby Julie tweetup, which was a wild time.  They know how to party.  They let me have a nametag and they were all writing their twat handles on them, so I did too, but I wrote Todd Ricketts above it.  I still had it on today in a Nike Outlet store and the girl at the register had a nametag that said "Ask Me About the Cubs" and she just stared at my nametag for a second.  Neither of us asked, and neither of us told.

Anyway, Crane and Todd came in about midnight.  Some broad came in and Gordon ran over to her, Bruce ID'd her as the Ricketts PR lady.  She saw my name tag and gave me a lovely stinkeye.

Hendry came in and came over to me and Bruce, he shoved Oleg to the ground, then looked down and offered him a three year deal to play second.  Then said this to Bruce, "Sorry about the contract thing.  You know that it was Kinzer and that Levine is up his ass, that's the reason he had it first.  It didn't come from us."  Hendry wanted Bruce to know that Geo's agent had given Levine the contract scoop, and that Jim was at least pretending to be pissed about it.

I had already yelled my hilarious hose down the bathrooms line to Todd 2014 and he didn't hear me, but the PR lady did.  She was not amused.  And Miles claims he saw Gordon explain to her that I'm a complete asshole.  Second scoop Gord's had this week!

Then, the personal highlight of the night for me.  They started flashing the lights for closing time and we started packing up.  Todd 2014 wandered over and just stared at my name tag.  I said hi and repeated that the bathrooms could use a good hosing down.  He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

Interesting thing I learned (maybe we've always suspected it) is that Hendry absolutely hates Crane, and it was pretty obvious the way they avoided each other in the bar.  Hendry also hates Gordon.  Say what you will, but the man at least has the good sense to openly despise those two.

So I think, all in all, it was the best one yet.

That hurts. Wish I could have been there.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 16, 2011, 12:19:09 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Also the Triumvirate started as Pre, me, and then pretty much everybody else.

The Triumvirate is me, flannj, and Wheezer.  There was also:
Morph -  Professor of Stacking Cheddar (Personal Finance Division)
Oleg - Professor of Stacking Cheddar (Hoggie Division)

Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:14:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 15, 2011, 12:57:14 PM
Did Yeti ultimately win the affections of the brunettes?
No, and I'll explain why (besides the obvious reason that I am a fat ugly fuck). So, a good chunk of you know I have a long lost brother I recently found out about. So, he lives up in Lindenhurst. Another important preface is that up until Monday I was dating this girl from Edwardsville but she was from Lindenhurst as well. We are fine now, I guess friends if anything. So, TDubbs is talking to the hot burnette (nice tits) and I come in later and talk to the heavier, "could be cute if she lost 20 pounds" burnette (Linaya). She was nice enough and I realistically knew that if I had a chance with either of them, it would be her. So, I find out they're from Lindenhurst. I mention my brother. She knew the name because she was decent friends with his younger sister (not a blood relative of mine so I'm comfortable saying she is pretty hot). Then, (and even though it wasn't initially a problem, I think it ended up being the killer) I mentioned was "friends" with the girl I dated, Elayna. Well, Linaya said she was really good friends with Elayna. They actually roomed together in Edwardsville for a semester until L (abbreviating because I can) moved back north to go to school. Well, we both texted E and it was confirmed. E told me to "be nice to her" to which I replied "why wouldn't i?". I received a "idk. Are you going to sleep with her". I said that I didn't know and she (E) would know that answer better than I would. Well, I'm not sure what E and L were texting back and forth but I have a feeling it was some cockblocking bullshit. Later, as we were leaving Kerm was doing his best to get them to come back to TDubbs which I think might have helped my chances but they ultimately decided against it. L mentioned they would go out tonight and I got her number and texted her this morning but I have yet to hear anything back. So, probably a complete failure but I don't think it was as bad of a failure as my last failure in Chicago for TDubbs' birthghey. So, there's your story of that. Its a small fucking world. I know thatshe found out that I'm terrible in bed

Cliff Notes'd (is that how y'all are still doing it?)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 16, 2011, 12:27:01 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
Ten or 15 minutes later he got into it with Kermit and that went on for a long time because Kermit was shithammered and he's used to dragging out arguments so he can bill more for them.  Gordon said Kerm was irresponsible because he will tweet things with no sources to back them up.  And he wanted to let Kermit know what a huge asshole I am and at one point Bruce and Kermit thought Gordon was going to punch Kermit, because Kerm called him a talentless hack.

I mostly got to take this in only as a colorful mime show until Wittenmyer piercingly shrieked at Kerm that he needed to TAKE A LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR. The man would be torn to shreds at mothering.com.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: ChuckD on January 16, 2011, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
I'll write something up for Desipio proper, but here's what I remember:

Gordo is fucking insane.  He showed up demanding to see me, then refused to shake my hand (right after Sullivan and Miles happily greeted me.)  Gordon wanted to know what my deal was (I guess this makes me Jim Harbaugh to his Pete Carroll), and said I was too personal in my criticism of him.  I asked him for an example...knowing he'd have to call himself a douche.  That really made him mad and he said, "That stuff is uncalled for.  My son read that."  To which I very calmly replied "I'm sorry that's how he had to find out."

He said that I'm the first person "to rip me without even meeting me" and so I said, "It's good to know that most people wait to meet you and then rip you."

That's when he called me an asshole and flipped me off.  He told me I was just jealous and mean, and I asked him if he could explain why I don't have any problems with either Paul or Bruce.

Then, Sullivan decided to "help."  (He was at his shit stirring best, which was pretty fun.)

He said, "Gordon, Andy wrote something nice about you the other day."

Gordon wanted to know what it was, and Paul said, "He congratulated you on getting the Garza trade first."

The best part is that here is what I wrote in that tweet:

"Go ahead and gloat about your scoop @cst_cubs Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn in the mud once and a while."

Sullivan then helpfully reminded Gordon that I like to write that he's an albino.

This went on for about ten minutes at which point I told him I enjoyed meeting him and having him confirm all of my suspicions about him.  He went to go buy himself a fucking Dewar's on the rocks and pointedly bought everyone else within earshot a drink and not me (buuuurrrrrnnnnn).  I went back to chatting up Miles and the rest of you degenerates.

Ten or 15 minutes later he got into it with Kermit and that went on for a long time because Kermit was shithammered and he's used to dragging out arguments so he can bill more for them.  Gordon said Kerm was irresponsible because he will tweet things with no sources to back them up.  And he wanted to let Kermit know what a huge asshole I am and at one point Bruce and Kermit thought Gordon was going to punch Kermit, because Kerm called him a talentless hack.

I went back to the Chubby Julie tweetup, which was a wild time.  They know how to party.  They let me have a nametag and they were all writing their twat handles on them, so I did too, but I wrote Todd Ricketts above it.  I still had it on today in a Nike Outlet store and the girl at the register had a nametag that said "Ask Me About the Cubs" and she just stared at my nametag for a second.  Neither of us asked, and neither of us told.

Anyway, Crane and Todd came in about midnight.  Some broad came in and Gordon ran over to her, Bruce ID'd her as the Ricketts PR lady.  She saw my name tag and gave me a lovely stinkeye.

Hendry came in and came over to me and Bruce, he shoved Oleg to the ground, then looked down and offered him a three year deal to play second.  Then said this to Bruce, "Sorry about the contract thing.  You know that it was Kinzer and that Levine is up his ass, that's the reason he had it first.  It didn't come from us."  Hendry wanted Bruce to know that Geo's agent had given Levine the contract scoop, and that Jim was at least pretending to be pissed about it.

I had already yelled my hilarious hose down the bathrooms line to Todd 2014 and he didn't hear me, but the PR lady did.  She was not amused.  And Miles claims he saw Gordon explain to her that I'm a complete asshole.  Second scoop Gord's had this week!

Then, the personal highlight of the night for me.  They started flashing the lights for closing time and we started packing up.  Todd 2014 wandered over and just stared at my name tag.  I said hi and repeated that the bathrooms could use a good hosing down.  He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

Interesting thing I learned (maybe we've always suspected it) is that Hendry absolutely hates Crane, and it was pretty obvious the way they avoided each other in the bar.  Hendry also hates Gordon.  Say what you will, but the man at least has the good sense to openly despise those two.

So I think, all in all, it was the best one yet.

This is fantastic.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 16, 2011, 08:20:53 AM
Someday, Dolan is going to win this war for us.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Eli on January 16, 2011, 08:24:05 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
I'll write something up for Desipio proper, but here's what I remember:

Gordo is fucking insane.  He showed up demanding to see me, then refused to shake my hand (right after Sullivan and Miles happily greeted me.)  Gordon wanted to know what my deal was (I guess this makes me Jim Harbaugh to his Pete Carroll), and said I was too personal in my criticism of him.  I asked him for an example...knowing he'd have to call himself a douche.  That really made him mad and he said, "That stuff is uncalled for.  My son read that."  To which I very calmly replied "I'm sorry that's how he had to find out."

He said that I'm the first person "to rip me without even meeting me" and so I said, "It's good to know that most people wait to meet you and then rip you."

That's when he called me an asshole and flipped me off.  He told me I was just jealous and mean, and I asked him if he could explain why I don't have any problems with either Paul or Bruce.

Then, Sullivan decided to "help."  (He was at his shit stirring best, which was pretty fun.)

He said, "Gordon, Andy wrote something nice about you the other day."

Gordon wanted to know what it was, and Paul said, "He congratulated you on getting the Garza trade first."

The best part is that here is what I wrote in that tweet:

"Go ahead and gloat about your scoop @cst_cubs Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn in the mud once and a while."

Sullivan then helpfully reminded Gordon that I like to write that he's an albino.

This went on for about ten minutes at which point I told him I enjoyed meeting him and having him confirm all of my suspicions about him.  He went to go buy himself a fucking Dewar's on the rocks and pointedly bought everyone else within earshot a drink and not me (buuuurrrrrnnnnn).  I went back to chatting up Miles and the rest of you degenerates.

Ten or 15 minutes later he got into it with Kermit and that went on for a long time because Kermit was shithammered and he's used to dragging out arguments so he can bill more for them.  Gordon said Kerm was irresponsible because he will tweet things with no sources to back them up.  And he wanted to let Kermit know what a huge asshole I am and at one point Bruce and Kermit thought Gordon was going to punch Kermit, because Kerm called him a talentless hack.

I went back to the Chubby Julie tweetup, which was a wild time.  They know how to party.  They let me have a nametag and they were all writing their twat handles on them, so I did too, but I wrote Todd Ricketts above it.  I still had it on today in a Nike Outlet store and the girl at the register had a nametag that said "Ask Me About the Cubs" and she just stared at my nametag for a second.  Neither of us asked, and neither of us told.

Anyway, Crane and Todd came in about midnight.  Some broad came in and Gordon ran over to her, Bruce ID'd her as the Ricketts PR lady.  She saw my name tag and gave me a lovely stinkeye.

Hendry came in and came over to me and Bruce, he shoved Oleg to the ground, then looked down and offered him a three year deal to play second.  Then said this to Bruce, "Sorry about the contract thing.  You know that it was Kinzer and that Levine is up his ass, that's the reason he had it first.  It didn't come from us."  Hendry wanted Bruce to know that Geo's agent had given Levine the contract scoop, and that Jim was at least pretending to be pissed about it.

I had already yelled my hilarious hose down the bathrooms line to Todd 2014 and he didn't hear me, but the PR lady did.  She was not amused.  And Miles claims he saw Gordon explain to her that I'm a complete asshole.  Second scoop Gord's had this week!

Then, the personal highlight of the night for me.  They started flashing the lights for closing time and we started packing up.  Todd 2014 wandered over and just stared at my name tag.  I said hi and repeated that the bathrooms could use a good hosing down.  He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

Interesting thing I learned (maybe we've always suspected it) is that Hendry absolutely hates Crane, and it was pretty obvious the way they avoided each other in the bar.  Hendry also hates Gordon.  Say what you will, but the man at least has the good sense to openly despise those two.

So I think, all in all, it was the best one yet.

I'm just going to put this out there:

I miss having you post here. There. I said it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: motown on January 16, 2011, 09:50:34 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
I'll write something up for Desipio proper, but here's what I remember:

Gordo is fucking insane.  He showed up demanding to see me, then refused to shake my hand (right after Sullivan and Miles happily greeted me.)  Gordon wanted to know what my deal was (I guess this makes me Jim Harbaugh to his Pete Carroll), and said I was too personal in my criticism of him.  I asked him for an example...knowing he'd have to call himself a douche.  That really made him mad and he said, "That stuff is uncalled for.  My son read that."  To which I very calmly replied "I'm sorry that's how he had to find out."

He said that I'm the first person "to rip me without even meeting me" and so I said, "It's good to know that most people wait to meet you and then rip you."

That's when he called me an asshole and flipped me off.  He told me I was just jealous and mean, and I asked him if he could explain why I don't have any problems with either Paul or Bruce.

Then, Sullivan decided to "help."  (He was at his shit stirring best, which was pretty fun.)

He said, "Gordon, Andy wrote something nice about you the other day."

Gordon wanted to know what it was, and Paul said, "He congratulated you on getting the Garza trade first."

The best part is that here is what I wrote in that tweet:

"Go ahead and gloat about your scoop @cst_cubs Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn in the mud once and a while."

Sullivan then helpfully reminded Gordon that I like to write that he's an albino.

This went on for about ten minutes at which point I told him I enjoyed meeting him and having him confirm all of my suspicions about him.  He went to go buy himself a fucking Dewar's on the rocks and pointedly bought everyone else within earshot a drink and not me (buuuurrrrrnnnnn).  I went back to chatting up Miles and the rest of you degenerates.

Ten or 15 minutes later he got into it with Kermit and that went on for a long time because Kermit was shithammered and he's used to dragging out arguments so he can bill more for them.  Gordon said Kerm was irresponsible because he will tweet things with no sources to back them up.  And he wanted to let Kermit know what a huge asshole I am and at one point Bruce and Kermit thought Gordon was going to punch Kermit, because Kerm called him a talentless hack.

I went back to the Chubby Julie tweetup, which was a wild time.  They know how to party.  They let me have a nametag and they were all writing their twat handles on them, so I did too, but I wrote Todd Ricketts above it.  I still had it on today in a Nike Outlet store and the girl at the register had a nametag that said "Ask Me About the Cubs" and she just stared at my nametag for a second.  Neither of us asked, and neither of us told.

Anyway, Crane and Todd came in about midnight.  Some broad came in and Gordon ran over to her, Bruce ID'd her as the Ricketts PR lady.  She saw my name tag and gave me a lovely stinkeye.

Hendry came in and came over to me and Bruce, he shoved Oleg to the ground, then looked down and offered him a three year deal to play second.  Then said this to Bruce, "Sorry about the contract thing.  You know that it was Kinzer and that Levine is up his ass, that's the reason he had it first.  It didn't come from us."  Hendry wanted Bruce to know that Geo's agent had given Levine the contract scoop, and that Jim was at least pretending to be pissed about it.

I had already yelled my hilarious hose down the bathrooms line to Todd 2014 and he didn't hear me, but the PR lady did.  She was not amused.  And Miles claims he saw Gordon explain to her that I'm a complete asshole.  Second scoop Gord's had this week!

Then, the personal highlight of the night for me.  They started flashing the lights for closing time and we started packing up.  Todd 2014 wandered over and just stared at my name tag.  I said hi and repeated that the bathrooms could use a good hosing down.  He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

Interesting thing I learned (maybe we've always suspected it) is that Hendry absolutely hates Crane, and it was pretty obvious the way they avoided each other in the bar.  Hendry also hates Gordon.  Say what you will, but the man at least has the good sense to openly despise those two.

So I think, all in all, it was the best one yet.

The payoff for lurking on a fringe message board. This is the Lord's work, all of you.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2011, 09:56:27 AM
If Andy doesn't watch himself, someone's gonna sic the modern-day Menckens at The Heckler (dot com) on him again (http://www.google.com/search?&q=%22Bitter+Cubs+blogger+interacts+with+woman%22).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 16, 2011, 09:57:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2011, 09:56:27 AM
If Andy doesn't watch himself, someone's gonna sic the modern-day Menckens at The Heckler (dot com) on him again (http://www.google.com/search?&q=%22Bitter+Cubs+blogger+interacts+with+woman%22).

Did they remove it?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2011, 10:13:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 16, 2011, 09:57:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2011, 09:56:27 AM
If Andy doesn't watch himself, someone's gonna sic the modern-day Menckens at The Heckler (dot com) on him again (http://www.google.com/search?&q=%22Bitter+Cubs+blogger+interacts+with+woman%22).

Did they remove it?

I'm gathering that they changed their content management setup back in September, killing the old permalinks.

They also didn't apparently see any reason to bother setting up archive pages for their content, so any readers (or search engines) looking to find anything beyond their 10 most recent comedic gems (check the photo credit (http://www.theheckler.com/2011/01/15/ricketts-turns-to-street-performing-to-raise-money-2/)) is shit out of luck.

I guess they know their own readership well enough. (http://www.theheckler.com/2011/01/14/dempster-insists-on-singing-oh-canada-before-cubs-convention/#comment-129180743)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: fiveouts on January 16, 2011, 10:19:29 AM
I really wish I would have read this thread before today.   
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 16, 2011, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

That's beautiful.  I left a lttile before last call so I missed that.

When you add it up, Crane must have felt like Montgomery Burns after deciding to stop into Moe's for a drink after he had sold the power plant to the Germans.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2011, 10:39:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2011, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

That's beautiful.  I left a lttile before last call so I missed that.

When you add it up, Crane must have felt like Montgomery Burns after deciding to stop into Moe's for a drink after he had sold the power plant to the Germans.

I have a feeling that you looked this episode up before you made the reference to make sure it wasn't the Dutch or something.

It, nevertheless, made me smile.  "The land of chocolate!"
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 16, 2011, 10:47:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2011, 10:39:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2011, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

That's beautiful.  I left a lttile before last call so I missed that.

When you add it up, Crane must have felt like Montgomery Burns after deciding to stop into Moe's for a drink after he had sold the power plant to the Germans.

I have a feeling that you looked this episode up before you made the reference to make sure it wasn't the Dutch or something.

It, nevertheless, made me smile.  "The land of chocolate!"

Look--I know I'm not a Level I Simpsons Geek like you CT, Jon, Thrill and TEC, but come on.  Seriously?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Reuschels_Jowls on January 16, 2011, 07:59:25 PM
I doff the chapeau to all of you rabble-rousing mofos.... well done.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM

After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.

What a horrible fucking website that is.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2011, 11:38:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.

What a horrible fucking website that is.

Sheer fucking brilliance (http://www.theheckler.com/2010/02/07/bitter-cubs-blogger-interacts-with-woman-2/#).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:44:27 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 11:38:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.

What a horrible fucking website that is.

Sheer fucking brilliance (http://www.theheckler.com/2010/02/07/bitter-cubs-blogger-interacts-with-woman-2/#).

Consider me humbled. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg234702#msg234702)

Oh, how...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 11:51:18 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:44:27 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 11:38:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.

What a horrible fucking website that is.

Sheer fucking brilliance (http://www.theheckler.com/2010/02/07/bitter-cubs-blogger-interacts-with-woman-2/#).

Consider me humbled. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6553.msg234702#msg234702)

Oh, how...
Now, more than...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:38:40 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

Seams logically correct to me.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 18, 2011, 12:39:51 PM
And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Ivy6 on January 18, 2011, 12:43:36 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

I feel like I'm in Inception.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:39:51 PM
And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 01:32:27 PM
http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/no-type-just-facea-telltale-digout-of-right-fieldnews-bites/Content?oid=912011

Quote"Why can't I wear my red wig and freakin' red nose and bring the World Series to Chicago as the Comeback Clown?" grouses Jason Yurechko, the unemployed improv student who plays Chug-Chug.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2011, 02:23:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:39:51 PM
And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...

Who grabbed who in the what now?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2011, 02:23:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:39:51 PM
And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...

Who grabbed who in the what now?

Easy there, Chug-Chug. I said "his girl", not "his fiancee".
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 18, 2011, 03:52:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:39:51 PM
And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

(||)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2011, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2011, 02:23:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:39:51 PM
And I know it'd be easy for someone to accuse me of just blindly circling the wagons around Andy, but I'm not so agenda-driven that I couldn't be man enough to admit if I actually found it funny.  I just never have.  In fact, until a week ago I didn't even realize that douchestilts was dating heffer tits, and until last Friday---when Kerm told me-- I had no idea that he tried eviscerating Andy a year ago with the above-linked "satire".  

The fact that The Heckler gets plugged by Rick Telander about once a year only further validates it lameness in my mind.  

I guess, in his defense, his weak-assed shot across Andy's bow was tantamount to walking into an asskicking from a guy who grabbed his girl's ass. At least he could claim gallantry in a losing effort.

He wasn't that bad back when he was rightfieldsucks.com...

Who grabbed who in the what now?

Easy there, Chug-Chug. I said "his girl", not "his fiancee".

Chug-Chug?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 18, 2011, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2011, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.

Did Andy make fun of her at some point?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 18, 2011, 07:05:03 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2011, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.

Did Andy make fun of her at some point?

Well, that's the funny part.  He really didn't.  Or, rather, he made fun of a group of people to which she happened to belong.

Let me put it in simple terms, Slak. 

This  (http://www.desipio.com/?p=2710) prompted this. (http://www.theheckler.com/2010/02/07/bitter-cubs-blogger-interacts-with-woman-2/#)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 18, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 10:05:13 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 07:05:03 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2011, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 18, 2011, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.

Did Andy make fun of her at some point?

Well, that's the funny part.  He really didn't.  Or, rather, he made fun of a group of people to which she happened to belong.

Let me put it in simple terms, Slak. 

This  (http://www.desipio.com/?p=2710) prompted this. (http://www.theheckler.com/2010/02/07/bitter-cubs-blogger-interacts-with-woman-2/#)

Wonder if they had been dating before that or if Internet chivalry sparked their love. Wait, no I'm not wondering that.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: Night Man on January 18, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!

I've been assured that nobody likes the douchebag grammarian.  (Altho', let's be accurate, it was a typo not a grammar error)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 18, 2011, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: Night Man on January 18, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!

I've been assured that nobody likes the douchebag grammarian.  (Altho', let's be accurate, it was a typo not a grammar error)

The important thing to remember is that this entire exchange cheapens everyone who participated in it. Myself included.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 18, 2011, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: Night Man on January 18, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshopsâ„¢.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!

I've been assured that nobody likes the douchebag grammarian.  (Altho', let's be accurate, it was a typo not a grammar error)

The important thing to remember is that this entire exchange cheapens everyone who participated in it. Myself included.

And who'd have thought that was still possible? 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CBStew on January 18, 2011, 11:08:00 PM
I hated high school.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 11:26:31 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 18, 2011, 11:08:00 PM
I hated high school.

Must've been tough trying to get laid under the bleachers during the Great Depression.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 19, 2011, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 11:26:31 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 18, 2011, 11:08:00 PM
I hated high school.

Must've been tough trying to get laid under the bleachers during the Great Depression.

Just how much time do you think Stew spent in high school?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.

(http://www.theheckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wells.jpg)

Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 19, 2011, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.

(http://www.theheckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wells.jpg)

Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.

Irony that Randy grew up a Cardinals fan?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 19, 2011, 09:11:47 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 19, 2011, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.

(http://www.theheckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wells.jpg)

Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.

Irony that Randy grew up a Cardinals fan?

Paging CT.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 19, 2011, 09:33:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 19, 2011, 09:11:47 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 19, 2011, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.

(http://www.theheckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wells.jpg)

Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.

Irony that Randy grew up a Cardinals fan?

Paging CT.

I'm going to allow this...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 11:20:37 AM
Flannj wanted a formal invite to this year's Kitty O'Shea's hoodang, so consider this it...

Friday January 13th, 2012, from 8pm to fisticuffs.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 06, 2012, 11:25:32 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 11:20:37 AM
Flannj wanted a formal invite to this year's Kitty O'Shea's hoodang, so consider this it...

Friday January 13th, 2012, from 8pm to fisticuffs.

Crap, now I guess I *have* to go.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 10, 2012, 10:09:43 AM
Who's in?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 10, 2012, 10:33:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 10, 2012, 10:09:43 AM
Who's in?

Dibs on your bed.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 10, 2012, 10:35:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 10, 2012, 10:33:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 10, 2012, 10:09:43 AM
Who's in?

Dibs on your bed.

Did it just get sweaty in here?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 10, 2012, 10:53:31 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 10, 2012, 10:33:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 10, 2012, 10:09:43 AM
Who's in?

Dibs on your bed.

:(
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 10, 2012, 10:59:15 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 10, 2012, 10:33:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 10, 2012, 10:09:43 AM
Who's in?

Dibs on your bed.

Dibs on his mom.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Pre on January 12, 2012, 04:25:59 PM
On the plus side, everyone getting blackout drunk and 8 degree weather makes fatalities a real possibility.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 12, 2012, 05:04:28 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 12, 2012, 04:25:59 PM
On the plus side, everyone getting blackout drunk and 8 degree weather makes fatalities a real possibility.
]

What is the over/under on Huey riding his bike again?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 12, 2012, 05:21:36 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2012, 05:04:28 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 12, 2012, 04:25:59 PM
On the plus side, everyone getting blackout drunk and 8 degree weather makes fatalities a real possibility.
]

What is the over/under on Huey riding his bike again?

7.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 12, 2012, 05:37:38 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 12, 2012, 04:25:59 PM
On the plus side, everyone getting blackout drunk and 8 degree weather makes fatalities a real possibility.

This must be wheezers plan all along
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 13, 2012, 12:26:34 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 12, 2012, 05:37:38 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 12, 2012, 04:25:59 PM
On the plus side, everyone getting blackout drunk and 8 degree weather makes fatalities a real possibility.

This must be wheezers plan all along

Oh, no, I'm craftier than that.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 13, 2012, 03:17:14 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 12, 2012, 04:25:59 PM
On the plus side, everyone getting blackout drunk and 8 degree weather makes fatalities a real possibility.

Does that mean you;re making an appearance?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: thehawk on January 13, 2012, 07:14:19 PM
Chuck and I are in the front on the north side by kiddys parlor. Tell us we're wrong.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2012, 09:46:01 AM
double u
tee
eff
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 10:29:13 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2012, 09:46:01 AM
double u
tee
eff

Did you wake up with Yeti's arm in your mouth?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 10:29:13 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2012, 09:46:01 AM
double u
tee
eff

Did you wake up with Yeti's arm in your mouth?

TDubbs apparently booted three times before even leaving the Hilton.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 14, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2012, 11:19:20 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 10:29:13 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2012, 09:46:01 AM
double u
tee
eff

Did you wake up with Yeti's arm in your mouth?

TDubbs apparently booted three times before even leaving the Hilton.

I was helicoptering back at the CONDO.  I think I got roofied by that one chick's rum and coke that i held while she tried to get Paul Maholm's autograph
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 14, 2012, 12:09:24 PM
Sounds like I missed some good times.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 14, 2012, 12:10:23 PM
Morph being approached for an autograph.  Thanks for reminding me of that bit of bizare awesomeness.  I had temporarily blacked it out.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 14, 2012, 12:20:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 14, 2012, 12:10:23 PMI had temporarily blacked it out.

Now THAT'S the Shitty's experience I (barely) remember.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 12:31:45 PM
It's probably just as well that they didn't have Malört, given what those atavistic freaks were charging for Wild Turkey.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 12:44:32 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2012, 11:19:20 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 10:29:13 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 14, 2012, 09:46:01 AM
double u
tee
eff

Did you wake up with Yeti's arm in your mouth?

TDubbs apparently booted three times before even leaving the Hilton.

I was helicoptering back at the CONDO.  I think I got roofied by that one chick's rum and coke that i held while she tried to get Paul Maholm's autograph

You didn't have to lie about Morph being Paul Maholm, you know. That girl would have let you hang out with her if you'd only asked.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 12:47:52 PM
Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

See also: Anguirus.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 12:47:52 PM
Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 14, 2012, 12:59:39 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 12:47:52 PM
Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.

I thought I.called two of them Spike Tail, including that one. Land Before Time is where It's at. Also, the "uniceratops" threw me
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 14, 2012, 12:59:39 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 12:47:52 PM
Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.

I thought I.called two of them Spike Tail, including that one. Land Before Time is where It's at. Also, the "uniceratops" threw me

Well, somebody got it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 14, 2012, 01:25:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 14, 2012, 12:59:39 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2012, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2012, 12:47:52 PM
Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.

I thought I.called two of them Spike Tail, including that one. Land Before Time is where It's at. Also, the "uniceratops" threw me

Well, somebody got it.

Van is so fucking money and he doesn't even know it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 16, 2012, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 14, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 16, 2012, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2012, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 14, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Was it XP or XP Pro?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 17, 2012, 06:49:05 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2012, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 14, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Pretty sure the picture was taken with your phone.  God I hope you didn't erase it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Kermit IV on January 18, 2012, 01:21:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 17, 2012, 06:49:05 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2012, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 14, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Pretty sure the picture was taken with your phone.  God I hope you didn't erase it.

It's super-blurry, sadly.  I was hoping there was another one.  Anyhow, here's this terrifying one.  I can't believe I fit into his jacket.

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U8vRrVAcXtQ/TxEO-hup-UI/AAAAAAAAJQY/chKNncjFT0Y/s912/2012-01-13_23-13-06_832.jpg)

Also, I think the guy behind me is the baby we'll see in 9 months after Yeti and TDubbs' tryst.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 18, 2012, 01:34:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 18, 2012, 01:21:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 17, 2012, 06:49:05 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2012, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 14, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Pretty sure the picture was taken with your phone.  God I hope you didn't erase it.

It's super-blurry, sadly.  I was hoping there was another one.  Anyhow, here's this terrifying one.  I can't believe I fit into his jacket.

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U8vRrVAcXtQ/TxEO-hup-UI/AAAAAAAAJQY/chKNncjFT0Y/s912/2012-01-13_23-13-06_832.jpg)

Also, I think the guy behind me is the baby we'll see in 9 months after Yeti and TDubbs' tryst.

Taking photos and nicknaming are 2 of Huey's lesser qualities.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that on the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 07, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

Surely the Sheraton has its own shitty bar. Possibly with its own shitty band.

And, hey... We could all pre-game in CT's cubicle ahead of time.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 07, 2012, 08:45:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

So you can read about it and continue to not attend?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 07, 2012, 08:45:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

So you can read about it and continue to not attend?

No, so I can fool myself into thinking this is finally the year I can make it only to...not be able to make it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 07, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

Surely the Sheraton has its own shitty bar. Possibly with its own shitty band.

And, hey... We could all pre-game in CT's cubicle ahead of time.

It's a Starwood property (http://www.sheratonchicago.com/dining/chi_bar.html).

[Edit.--Cool Midori, bro. I was way ahead of you.]
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 07, 2012, 09:20:10 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:53:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 07, 2012, 08:45:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

So you can read about it and continue to not attend?

No, so I can fool myself into thinking this is finally the year I can make it only to...not be able to make it.

Goddamnit, Marie.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on November 07, 2012, 10:56:39 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 07, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

Surely the Sheraton has its own shitty bar. Possibly with its own shitty band.

And, hey... We could all pre-game in CT's cubicle ahead of time.

It's a Starwood property (http://www.sheratonchicago.com/dining/chi_bar.html).

[Edit.--Cool Midori, bro. I was way ahead of you.]


We could also go to Mizzie Lick Neil's (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lizzie+mcneills+chicago&cid=0,0,9648811053340535130&sa=X&ei=rDqbUP3IG4eQ2QXA_YHAAg&ved=0CDsQ_BIwAA).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 11:11:48 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 07, 2012, 10:56:39 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 07, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

Surely the Sheraton has its own shitty bar. Possibly with its own shitty band.

And, hey... We could all pre-game in CT's cubicle ahead of time.

It's a Starwood property (http://www.sheratonchicago.com/dining/chi_bar.html).

[Edit.--Cool Midori, bro. I was way ahead of you.]


We could also go to Mizzie Lick Neil's (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lizzie+mcneills+chicago&cid=0,0,9648811053340535130&sa=X&ei=rDqbUP3IG4eQ2QXA_YHAAg&ved=0CDsQ_BIwAA).

No pretzel rolls.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on November 08, 2012, 06:45:05 AM
How are the hotels around there?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 10:12:11 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 11:11:48 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 07, 2012, 10:56:39 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 07, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 07, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
I completely missed out that the fact that Shitty's is all over (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120917&content_id=38571380&c_id=chc&vkey=pr_chc).

The arm wrestling will never be the same.

So where's the new bar?

Surely the Sheraton has its own shitty bar. Possibly with its own shitty band.

And, hey... We could all pre-game in CT's cubicle ahead of time.

It's a Starwood property (http://www.sheratonchicago.com/dining/chi_bar.html).

[Edit.--Cool Midori, bro. I was way ahead of you.]


We could also go to Mizzie Lick Neil's (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lizzie+mcneills+chicago&cid=0,0,9648811053340535130&sa=X&ei=rDqbUP3IG4eQ2QXA_YHAAg&ved=0CDsQ_BIwAA).

No pretzel rolls.


Also, a lot closer to the Cheesecake Factory.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 04, 2013, 09:01:34 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

<shameless plug> If you make it the Double Door, you can hear my band play </shameless plug>
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 04, 2013, 09:02:12 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Wow.  They're still doing this?  Will anybody recognise any of the players?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 10:54:32 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.

Is it that same band that played at that weird place on Western?  The one where you were trying to bang the drummer? 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 04, 2013, 10:55:23 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

I'm under the weather today, but I smiled.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 04, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 10:54:32 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.

Is it that same band that played at that weird place on Western?  The one where you were trying to bang the drummer? 

Yes. And no. You should bring your fiance, she'd love to meet your internet friends.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on January 04, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 10:54:32 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.

Is it that same band that played at that weird place on Western?  The one where you were trying to bang the drummer? 

Yes. And no. You should bring your fiance, she'd love to meet your internet friends.

I don't think any of us consider TDubbs an internet "friend."
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 04, 2013, 11:32:36 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 10:54:32 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.

Is it that same band that played at that weird place on Western?  The one where you were trying to bang the drummer? 

Yes. And no. You should bring your fiance, she'd love to meet your internet friends.

Can he get her out of the double wide?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 04, 2013, 12:16:29 PM
I am in for the Double Door.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 12:33:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 04, 2013, 12:16:29 PM
I am in for the Double Door.

Same.  (Ir)Regardless of whether we do a meetup for the convention.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 02:37:46 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 12:33:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 04, 2013, 12:16:29 PM
I am in for the Double Door.

Same.  (Ir)Regardless of whether we do a meetup for the convention.

fine
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 04, 2013, 07:45:36 PM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 10:54:32 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.

Is it that same band that played at that weird place on Western?  The one where you were trying to bang the drummer?  

Yes. And no. You should bring your fiance, she'd love to meet your internet friends.

That reminds me.

(http://i.imgur.com/Iix7Q.png)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 05, 2013, 08:46:49 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 04, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 10:54:32 AM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2013, 10:03:08 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 04, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2013, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 04, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_furry_conventions)

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.

Is it that same band that played at that weird place on Western?  The one where you were trying to bang the drummer? 

Yes. And no. You should bring your fiance, she'd love to meet your internet friends.

I don't think any of us consider TDubbs an internet "friend."

I'm not even his Facebook friend.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.


In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.


In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 10, 2013, 10:47:22 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Sweet Jesus.  Still, the fact that their beer list is shorter and more expensive than Elton John was somewhat offset by the fact that their lovely website played smashing music at me REALLY FUCKING LOUD until I could find out where to switch it off.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 10:55:53 AM
Lizzie McNeil's (http://www.lizziemcneills.com/drinks/) is across the street and if you don't want to get cold, you can always go to Shula's Steak House.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 10, 2013, 11:17:25 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

This needs to be restated.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on January 10, 2013, 12:38:35 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

The least you could do, after getting the car with the bow on it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:14:29 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I think we can do both.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:16:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:14:29 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I think we can do both.

No mention of that in Kerm's ARTICLE, just a trip to Lizzie McNeil's, and the emergency room.  Not necessarily in that order.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 17, 2013, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

This sounds unsanitary.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 17, 2013, 11:49:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2013, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

This sounds unsanitary.


Wait, when did "Bort drinks girl drinks" become a meme? I mean, I'm gay as all hell, sure. But I drink old man cocktails.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 18, 2013, 01:40:06 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 17, 2013, 11:49:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2013, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

This sounds unsanitary.

Wait, when did "Bort drinks girl drinks" become a meme?

The moment you hit "post," I believe.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2013, 08:22:41 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 18, 2013, 01:40:06 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 17, 2013, 11:49:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2013, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

This sounds unsanitary.

Wait, when did "Bort drinks girl drinks" become a meme?

The moment you hit "post," I believe.

Time to mince!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2013, 08:26:18 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 17, 2013, 11:49:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2013, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 10, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 10, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 10, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 10, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM
It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection (http://chicagohotelandtowers.sheratonemenus.com/index.asp).

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

This sounds unsanitary.


Wait, when did "Bort drinks girl drinks" become a meme? I mean, I'm gay as all hell, sure. But I drink old man cocktails.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.

The lead singer of Romantic Rebel has a nice body.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 18, 2013, 11:56:19 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

Quote
Chicago natives, The Regrets, are the punks that dig the Allman Brothers, who like good jams, but can't stand a bunch of hippies. They're naive and oblivious enough to believe that loud guitars, a bottle of Miller High Life, a lot of sweat, and a couple catchy hooks can still save the world. A lack of anything better to do has led to prolific songwriting in a very short time, so you'll never hear the same set twice. So, put on your drinkin' pants and come wallow in The Regrets.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 21, 2013, 02:24:00 AM
How was it, chaps?  Anybody go to the convention?  Anybody meet up afterwards?  We vicarious Chicagoans need to know.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 21, 2013, 09:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 21, 2013, 02:24:00 AM
How was it, chaps?  Anybody go to the convention?  Anybody meet up afterwards?  We vicarious Chicagoans need to know.

The hotel is overly swanky with drink prices to match.  Eight bucks for a bottle of Stella at Chi Bar.  It reeks of douche.

I did get to get righteously indignant with Bruce Miles about his HOF ballot.  We learned that the shine on Kerm's star is not quite as faded as Andy's.

Everyone then went to the bar across the street, which was crowded.  Chuck and I had an interesting conversation about The Cubs in which he suggested that The Cubs need to sign Robinson Cano to a Soriano-like contract (he didn't say that but how else would they get that done?).

Thrill and I were then picked up by Morph and Mrs Morph and checked out The Sleepers at Double Door.  Some band opened for them.

What happened at McNeil's after we left?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 21, 2013, 09:20:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 21, 2013, 09:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 21, 2013, 02:24:00 AM
How was it, chaps?  Anybody go to the convention?  Anybody meet up afterwards?  We vicarious Chicagoans need to know.

The hotel is overly swanky with drink prices to match.  Eight bucks for a bottle of Stella at Chi Bar.  It reeks of douche.

I did get to get righteously indignant with Bruce Miles about his HOF ballot.  We learned that the shine on Kerm's star is not quite as faded as Andy's.

Everyone then went to the bar across the street, which was crowded.  Chuck and I had an interesting conversation about The Cubs in which he suggested that The Cubs need to sign Robinson Cano to a Soriano-like contract (he didn't say that but how else would they get that done?).

Thrill and I were then picked up by Morph and Mrs Morph and checked out The Sleepers at Double Door.  Some band opened for them.

What happened at McNeil's after we left?

Cubs social media gurus showed up. They were a little asshurt when reminded about Paul Sullivan's Anti-Social Media night.  They were also pretty much on the "Al Yellon Can Fuck Off" page.  Other than that, a lot of beer and popcorn was consumed.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 09:50:06 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 21, 2013, 09:16:45 AM
The hotel is overly swanky with drink prices to match.  Eight bucks for a bottle of Stella at Chi Bar.  It reeks of douche.

The best part of the Chi Bar was that they were apparently expecting a huge crowd and had this asinine drink ticket system in place. When I went up to the bar for an $8 beer, though, the ticket lady didn't have enough change for my 20, so we had to wait on the bartender. After a wait, he came over and handed her some change, which she handed to me along with my ticket, which I in turn handed to him in exchange for my beer.

A triumph of efficiency.

Lizzie McNeill's was somehow worse.

Probably because it was half-full of Cubs fans. (The other half being roped off for some sort of office party or something.)

Quote from: Oleg on January 21, 2013, 09:16:45 AM
I did get to get righteously indignant with Bruce Miles about his HOF ballot.  We learned that the shine on Kerm's star is not quite as faded as Andy's.

Also...

Bruce Miles is apparently literally at Chuck's beck and call. Some guys from the Bleacher Report seemed genuinely excited to meet Chuck. (I asked them why.) And Gordon Wittenmyer is still a chickenshit ginger.

In short: you guys totally missed out.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
In attendance: Dolan Jesse Rogers, Kermit, Chuck, TJ, hawk, Oleg, flannj, Pre, myself. With a cameo appearance by Morts.

Joined by: Bruce Miles, Jon Greenberg, and myriad other associates, confederates and well-wishers.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 21, 2013, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
In attendance: Dolan Jesse Rogers, Kermit, Chuck, TJ, hawk, Oleg, flannj, Pre, myself. With a cameo appearance by Morts.

Joined by: Bruce Miles, Jon Greenberg, and myriad other associates, confederates and well-wishers.

I wouldn't have minded the opportunity to tell Greenberg to suck a veiny throbber.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 21, 2013, 10:17:35 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
In attendance: Dolan Jesse Rogers, Kermit, Chuck, TJ, hawk, Oleg, flannj, Pre, myself. With a cameo appearance by Morts.

Joined by: Bruce Miles, Jon Greenberg, and myriad other associates, confederates and well-wishers.

Kevin Saghy and Mary Reisert were the Cubs social media people in attendance.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Brownie on January 21, 2013, 10:36:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 21, 2013, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
In attendance: Dolan Jesse Rogers, Kermit, Chuck, TJ, hawk, Oleg, flannj, Pre, myself. With a cameo appearance by Morts.

Joined by: Bruce Miles, Jon Greenberg, and myriad other associates, confederates and well-wishers.

I wouldn't have minded the opportunity to tell Greenberg to suck a veiny throbber.

Greenberg seemed like a good guy, his piece of shite article on the Ricketts (which says what, really) aside. (http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/8863056/chicago-cubs-owners-sob-story-suspect-no-denying-wrigley-field-needs-help)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Slaky on January 21, 2013, 11:43:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 21, 2013, 10:36:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 21, 2013, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
In attendance: Dolan Jesse Rogers, Kermit, Chuck, TJ, hawk, Oleg, flannj, Pre, myself. With a cameo appearance by Morts.

Joined by: Bruce Miles, Jon Greenberg, and myriad other associates, confederates and well-wishers.

I wouldn't have minded the opportunity to tell Greenberg to suck a veiny throbber.

Greenberg seemed like a good guy, his piece of shite article on the Ricketts (which says what, really) aside. (http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/8863056/chicago-cubs-owners-sob-story-suspect-no-denying-wrigley-field-needs-help)

I get the impression that he is a good guy but he's almost too snarky for his own good. I understand he's not a Cubs fan but it's that old thing where it's only ok when WE make fun of the Cubs. When a Pirates fan does it? Meh.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Armchair_QB on January 21, 2013, 03:02:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 21, 2013, 11:43:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 21, 2013, 10:36:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 21, 2013, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
In attendance: Dolan Jesse Rogers, Kermit, Chuck, TJ, hawk, Oleg, flannj, Pre, myself. With a cameo appearance by Morts.

Joined by: Bruce Miles, Jon Greenberg, and myriad other associates, confederates and well-wishers.

I wouldn't have minded the opportunity to tell Greenberg to suck a veiny throbber.

Greenberg seemed like a good guy, his piece of shite article on the Ricketts (which says what, really) aside. (http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/8863056/chicago-cubs-owners-sob-story-suspect-no-denying-wrigley-field-needs-help)

I get the impression that he is a good guy but he's almost too snarky for his own good. I understand he's not a Cubs fan but it's that old thing where it's only ok when WE make fun of the Cubs. When a Pirates fan does it? Meh.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1092xOqOC1rqc8gko1_500.png)

He can't do that to our pledges!

Only WE can do that to our pledges!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.

The lead singer of Romantic Rebel has a nice body.

I think she's 16.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: morpheus on January 22, 2013, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.

The lead singer of Romantic Rebel has a nice body.

I think she's 16.

Intrepid Reader: Irish Yeti

QuoteTOO OLD!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 22, 2013, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.

The lead singer of Romantic Rebel has a nice body.

I think she's 16.

Intrepid Reader: Irish Yeti

QuoteTOO OLD!

For anyone interested, here are some pics (http://www.bananarepublic.com/products/mens-cardigan-sweaters.jsp) of Thrill from the show on Friday.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Internet Apex on January 22, 2013, 11:00:50 AM
Quote from: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 22, 2013, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.

The lead singer of Romantic Rebel has a nice body.

I think she's 16.

Intrepid Reader: Irish Yeti

QuoteTOO OLD!

For anyone interested, here are some pics (http://www.bananarepublic.com/products/mens-cardigan-sweaters.jsp) of Thrill from the show on Friday.

Those are nice sweaters.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 29, 2013, 08:25:00 AM
Quote from: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.

The lead singer of Romantic Rebel has a nice body.

I think she's 16.

(http://i49.tinypic.com/jrg1tw.jpg)

Hi.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 30, 2013, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 22, 2013, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: BH on January 22, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2013, 02:04:06 PM
So, this (http://hirejimessian.com/2013/01/17/heres-the-place-well-get-kicked-out-of-tomorrow/)?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets. (http://www.doubledoor.com/event/197369-sleepers-chicago/)

I thought those guys were the Regrets.

The lead singer of Romantic Rebel has a nice body.

I think she's 16.

Intrepid Reader: Irish Yeti

QuoteTOO OLD!

(http://i.imgur.com/JbOe93U.png)

[Edit.--Note that the ley line runs deeper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYSu2OVCGM).]
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Andy on June 28, 2013, 04:04:48 PM
I'm leaving the great white north for a few days starting next week, and Kerm and I are going to Cubs-Pissburgh on Saturday, July 6 -- it's one of Crane's ingenious 3:05 starts.  If any of you degenerates want to meet up before, during or after let us know.

It's Cubs t-shirt day!  The first 20,000 fans get them, which means they'll have to give four to each of the 5,000 who show up.

I'm going to taunt Yellon by telling him I got hold of a friend's season bleacher tickets for that game and am going to line up early enough to sit in his beloved left field corner and heckle him all game.  I'll have the Andy Frain SWAT team crashing through my windows at home by mid-day tomorrow.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 04, 2013, 09:33:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 18, 2012, 01:21:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 17, 2012, 06:49:05 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 16, 2012, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 14, 2012, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 14, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Pretty sure the picture was taken with your phone.  God I hope you didn't erase it.

It's super-blurry, sadly.  I was hoping there was another one.  Anyhow, here's this terrifying one.  I can't believe I fit into his jacket.

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U8vRrVAcXtQ/TxEO-hup-UI/AAAAAAAAJQY/chKNncjFT0Y/s912/2012-01-13_23-13-06_832.jpg)

Also, I think the guy behind me is the baby we'll see in 9 months after Yeti and TDubbs' tryst.

https://twitter.com/PWSullivan/status/352680824409300993

Quote from: Paul SullivanGuy handed me $5 on Nob Hill. Said he hopes I get back on my feet soon.  #CubWay
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 07, 2013, 09:47:52 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 01:59:04 PM
Where are the pics?

On the Facebook, bro.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/zlwv0x.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Exu9jao.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tony on September 08, 2013, 11:04:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 07, 2013, 09:47:52 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 01:59:04 PM
Where are the pics?

On the Facebook, bro.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/zlwv0x.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Exu9jao.jpg)

This made me laugh.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 10, 2014, 11:14:05 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 11, 2014, 12:35:49 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 10, 2014, 11:14:05 PM
Bump.

Needs something big.

(http://www.sheratonchicago.com/chibar/images/bar.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2015, 12:01:16 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 10, 2014, 11:14:05 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 16, 2015, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2015, 12:01:16 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 10, 2014, 11:14:05 PM
Bump.

Pen's BFF's from Cubs Twitter are planning on getting together and waxing poetic over craft beers!
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on January 16, 2015, 12:27:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2015, 12:21:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2015, 12:01:16 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 10, 2014, 11:14:05 PM
Bump.

Pen's BFF's from Cubs Twitter are planning on getting together and waxing poetic over craft beers!

Man, I'm sad to miss that.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 16, 2015, 01:07:17 PM
There was a time, back before I knew better, that I'd have given my right arm to attend the Cubs convention.  Now, I literally can't think of anything worse.  Gas chamber instead?  Yes please.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on October 30, 2015, 10:21:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

Sorry, I have an appointment with a gas chamber that night.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on October 30, 2015, 11:49:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

As long as there's a godawful Irish band that no one really wants to hear, it'll be just fine.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CT III on October 30, 2015, 01:05:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 30, 2015, 11:49:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

As long as there's a godawful Irish band that no one really wants to hear, it'll be just fine.

This is Chicago, I think those bands come with the barstools.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2015, 01:05:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 30, 2015, 11:49:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

As long as there's a godawful Irish band that no one really wants to hear, it'll be just fine.

This is Chicago, I think those bands come with the barstools.

No band.  Overly salted popcorn and the Uncouth Sloth and family chomping on burgers.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: thehawk on January 05, 2016, 09:25:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

What a shitshow those events are.   I'm in.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2016, 09:28:05 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 05, 2016, 09:25:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

What a shitshow those events are.   I'm in.

Eating free popcorn and watching people asking Brett to autograph baseballs. Yep, let's do this.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 05, 2016, 10:02:17 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 05, 2016, 09:28:05 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 05, 2016, 09:25:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

What a shitshow those events are.   I'm in.

Eating free popcorn and watching people asking Brett to autograph baseballs. Yep, let's do this.

I can't make it. Tell everyone that Oleg is really Rick Renteria for me.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:05:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: CBStew on January 05, 2016, 11:29:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:05:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.
A picture that we are all trying to get out of our heads.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Eli on January 05, 2016, 11:29:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:05:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 05, 2016, 11:29:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:05:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

We do have an Opel, as it happens.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: ChuckD on January 05, 2016, 11:56:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 05, 2016, 11:29:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:05:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

We do have an Opel, as it happens.

He says as though it's a coincidence...

How many doors does it have?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then. I'll think of y'all while I'm slamming my dick in a car door.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 05, 2016, 12:06:20 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then. I'll think of y'all while I'm slamming my dick in a car door.

Please don't.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 05, 2016, 11:56:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 05, 2016, 11:29:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:05:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

We do have an Opel, as it happens.

He says as though it's a coincidence...

How many doors does it have?


Enough for five people to simultaneously slam their dicks in it without having to share a door.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 05, 2016, 12:26:31 PM
I'm a Shitty's Hipster--I was going to these meetups back when it was just Andy and me--before it was a cool, and as such I cannot deign to participate in this popular new iteration.

However, for those of you who will be in attendance, will you please look out for Oleg so this doesn't happen again?

(http://i.imgur.com/y23yqnV.jpg?2)


Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 05, 2016, 12:59:02 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 12:26:31 PM
I'm a Shitty's Hipster--I was going to these meetups back when it was just Andy and me--before it was a cool, and as such I cannot deign to participate in this popular new iteration.

However, for those of you who will be in attendance, will you please look out for Oleg so this doesn't happen again?

(http://i.imgur.com/y23yqnV.jpg?2)




Go on.....
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 05, 2016, 01:13:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 12:26:31 PM
I'm a Shitty's Hipster--I was going to these meetups back when it was just Andy and me--before it was a cool, and as such I cannot deign to participate in this popular new iteration.

However, for those of you who will be in attendance, will you please look out for Oleg so this doesn't happen again?

(http://i.imgur.com/y23yqnV.jpg?2)




Ah yes, the failed stretching...
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Eli on January 05, 2016, 01:42:57 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 05, 2016, 11:56:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 05, 2016, 11:29:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2016, 11:05:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 30, 2015, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 30, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 30, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2015, 09:45:28 AM
January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

We do have an Opel, as it happens.

He says as though it's a coincidence...

How many doors does it have?


Enough for five people to simultaneously slam their dicks in it without having to share a door.

You Europeans and your oversized, opulent automobiles.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 06, 2016, 08:41:31 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

I'm going to just imagine this all has to do with Biker Week.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2016, 08:49:02 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

Hard to imagine liking having one's own ashes scattered, much less my spouse knowing how much I enjoyed the experience.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: InternetApex on January 06, 2016, 10:12:56 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2016, 08:49:02 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

Hard to imagine liking having one's own ashes scattered, much less my spouse knowing how much I enjoyed the experience.

Don't knock it until you try it.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2016, 01:17:55 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2016, 10:12:56 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2016, 08:49:02 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

Hard to imagine liking having one's own ashes scattered, much less my spouse knowing how much I enjoyed the experience.

Don't knock it until you try it.

How was it for you?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: InternetApex on January 06, 2016, 02:21:29 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2016, 01:17:55 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2016, 10:12:56 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2016, 08:49:02 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

Hard to imagine liking having one's own ashes scattered, much less my spouse knowing how much I enjoyed the experience.

Don't knock it until you try it.

How was it for you?

I got hard.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

My wife's grandmother is buried there, so I guess we'll do that too, as part of the experience.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2016, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

My wife's grandmother is buried there, so I guess we'll do that too, as part of the experience.

Forget your dead whore grandmother-in-law, weren't you going to see Star Wars in Florida? Hurry the fuck up, chief.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:57:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2016, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

My wife's grandmother is buried there, so I guess we'll do that too, as part of the experience.

Forget your dead whore grandmother-in-law, weren't you going to see Star Wars in Florida? Hurry the fuck up, chief.

Well, yeah, that's the plan. I'm hoping to write a synopsis of the plot and place it on the mausoleum.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: PenFoe on January 06, 2016, 05:58:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:57:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2016, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

My wife's grandmother is buried there, so I guess we'll do that too, as part of the experience.

Forget your dead whore grandmother-in-law, weren't you going to see Star Wars in Florida? Hurry the fuck up, chief.

Well, yeah, that's the plan. I'm hoping to write a synopsis of the plot and place it on the mausoleum.

One of my grandmothers lived in Boca, the other in Delray Beach, where my aunt now lives.

Also, I once worked 15 days straight at Daytona Biker Week (it was a long week) in 2000 for Camel.

I haven't seen Star Wars yet though.

/cool stories, bro
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 07:25:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:57:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2016, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 06, 2016, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then.

Oh, dear G-d.

[It took me a while to figure out why dad wanted us to go visit the timeshare in Daytona Beach on December 23rd, which after all would have been two hours each way. Finally, I remembered that he had had my mom's ashes scattered in the ocean there (she apparently really, really liked it their annual visits, Chuck). He abruptly changed his mind, and although I pressed him a bit about whether he was sure, I left it at that. There was Christmas dinner for the living to prepare for, after all.]

My wife's grandmother is buried there, so I guess we'll do that too, as part of the experience.

Forget your dead whore grandmother-in-law, weren't you going to see Star Wars in Florida? Hurry the fuck up, chief.

Well, yeah, that's the plan. I'm hoping to write a synopsis of the plot and place it on the mausoleum.

This was also a plan when I was in Florida. It was discarded before the road trip was.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 10, 2016, 09:12:17 AM
So, who's in? I'm contemplating driving up.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 10, 2016, 09:12:17 AM
So, who's in? I'm contemplating driving up.

I'm in.  Someone should check with Dolan.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 15, 2016, 10:44:30 AM
Looks like I'll make it over there sometime around 7:30.  If anyone wants to have a beer, let me know.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 16, 2016, 08:53:03 AM
Was the Head Moran there?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Yeti on January 16, 2016, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2016, 08:53:03 AM
Was the Head Moran there?

Hey and Kerm both said yesterday afternoon they wouldn't be there.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 16, 2016, 01:19:07 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 16, 2016, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2016, 08:53:03 AM
Was the Head Moran there?

Hey and Kerm both said yesterday afternoon they wouldn't be there.

Kerm's friends with Jason Heyward? I'm not even mad.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 28, 2016, 11:05:20 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 16, 2016, 01:19:07 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 16, 2016, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2016, 08:53:03 AM
Was the Head Moran there?

Hey and Kerm both said yesterday afternoon they wouldn't be there.

Kerm's friends with Jason Heyward? I'm not even mad.

Heyward signed with the Cubs mainly to be in the center of all the hot local improv action.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Oleg on January 18, 2019, 10:53:20 AM
I have nothing to do tonight.  Anyone want to meet up...wherever the fuck the convention bar is?
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 18, 2019, 02:18:24 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2019, 10:53:20 AM
I have nothing to do tonight.  Anyone want to meet up...wherever the fuck the convention bar is?

Please find Tom Ricketts and kindly invite him to fuck off. Or, launch Addison Russell into the sun, then sign both Machado and Harper. His choice.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 18, 2019, 03:39:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2019, 10:53:20 AM
I have nothing to do tonight.  Anyone want to meet up...wherever the fuck the convention bar is?

Looks like Chuck still goes down there and hangs out with a bunch of millennials who I assume don't rage nearly as hard as we did at Kitty's but you can regale the kids with stories of you and flannj angrily accosting Jim Hendry and Crane Kenney or the time you smoked out a whole stall in the men's room with weedexhale as Dave Otto walked in.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: flannj on January 18, 2019, 05:08:36 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 17, 2009, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2009, 01:59:04 PM
Where are the pics?

On the Facebook, bro.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/zlwv0x.jpg)
(http://www.new-video.de/co/mygiant.jpg)

Still the best photo ever.

Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 02, 2021, 01:37:13 PM
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 18, 2019, 03:39:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2019, 10:53:20 AM
I have nothing to do tonight.  Anyone want to meet up...wherever the fuck the convention bar is?

Looks like Chuck still goes down there and hangs out with a bunch of millennials who I assume don't rage nearly as hard as we did at Kitty's but you can regale the kids with stories of you and flannj angrily accosting Jim Hendry and Crane Kenney or the time you smoked out a whole stall in the men's room with weedexhale as Dave Otto walked in.

I miss Shitty's. I miss flannj. I miss yall, Ogdens.

At least the zombie Convention has been cancelled this year.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2021, 12:59:12 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 02, 2021, 01:37:13 PM
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 18, 2019, 03:39:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2019, 10:53:20 AM
I have nothing to do tonight.  Anyone want to meet up...wherever the fuck the convention bar is?

Looks like Chuck still goes down there and hangs out with a bunch of millennials who I assume don't rage nearly as hard as we did at Kitty's but you can regale the kids with stories of you and flannj angrily accosting Jim Hendry and Crane Kenney or the time you smoked out a whole stall in the men's room with weedexhale as Dave Otto walked in.

I miss Shitty's. I miss flannj. I miss yall, Ogdens.

At least the zombie Convention has been cancelled this year.

Same, my frent.
Title: Re: Shitty O'Keas
Post by: Wheezer on January 23, 2021, 07:16:59 PM
I should have dared Paul Sullivan to leg-wrestling with Ronnie Woo Woo as referee. So many lost opportunities. Still, my life insists upon its going on, despite my ego's aggravation.