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Title: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on August 14, 2009, 12:34:19 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: RV on August 14, 2009, 12:36:19 PM
Courtesy of TEC in the shoutbox...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ego.htm (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ego.htm)

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/tirelessrebutter.htm (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/tirelessrebutter.htm)

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm)

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/target.htm (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/target.htm)
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:43:35 PM
Quote from: Slak on August 14, 2009, 12:34:19 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?

I love using the ae construction.  I just wrote up a brief here and I had to include the word feces in it.  I wanted to use the word faeces (or foaeces, I believe) so badly.

It was an interesting case, needless to say.

And RV, that just makes me miss the SBox more and more...
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Philberto on August 14, 2009, 12:51:38 PM
I actually think if we expanded veyond KE here and went on random things to rant, we'd be like NSBB... No thanks.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 14, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

My jokes are omnipresent.

Tough shit, Butterball.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 14, 2009, 12:54:19 PM
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

So copy and paste every other thread on the board to this one?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

My jokes are omnipresent.

Tough shit, Butterball.

Stay on topic people, this is a thread for Kurt to brandish his interwebs weapons against those who would dare impugn him and to prevent other threads from devolving into a non-stop Kurt fest.

So, with that, Kurt, your photoshops suck...retort?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:57:34 PM
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee209/jbdiablo/DontGetThis.jpg)
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 14, 2009, 12:59:21 PM
This isn't going to work.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on August 14, 2009, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?


I didn't start the fire.

Oh wait.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 01:13:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 14, 2009, 12:59:21 PM
This isn't going to work.

It will if you believe it will.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 14, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 14, 2009, 12:54:19 PM
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

So copy and paste every other thread on the board to this one?

That's not fair, dude.  Yeti hardly ever talks about drywall on Desipio.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Eli on August 14, 2009, 01:22:22 PM
From the Gutless thread:

Quote from: Canadouche on August 14, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
His shoulder wasn't right supposedly because of the knee thing, but were it not for the knee thing he would have supposedly kept pitching and is slotted for surgery in the off-season. 

Nice sentence, you dyslexic Russian.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: ChuckD on August 14, 2009, 01:27:55 PM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1209/urlv.jpg) (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/urlv.jpg/)
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on August 14, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 14, 2009, 01:22:22 PM
From the Gutless thread:

Quote from: Canadouche on August 14, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
His shoulder wasn't right supposedly because of the knee thing, but were it not for the knee thing he would have supposedly kept pitching and is slotted for surgery in the off-season. 

Nice sentence, you dyslexic Russian.

I thought so, too. Supposedly.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 14, 2009, 01:43:51 PM
So how many pages of posts will there be before Kurt stops shaking and gives into temptation and posts here?  I'm setting the over/under at 3.67. 
He does, afterall, touch children, who he may or may not be teaching.  You touches a lot of people.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: ChuckD on August 14, 2009, 01:47:21 PM
I got sidetracked and forgot to mention that the Grover picture was one of the results of this Google Image Search page (http://images.google.com/images?q=%22this%20thread%20is%20going%20places%22&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi).

Because, seriously.

Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: PenFoe on August 14, 2009, 01:54:23 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 14, 2009, 01:47:21 PM
I got sidetracked and forgot to mention that the Grover picture was one of the results of this Google Image Search page (http://images.google.com/images?q=%22this%20thread%20is%20going%20places%22&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi).

Because, seriously.



Sidetracked by the 6th image on that page?
NSFW (http://cdnll-0.liveleak.com/u/thumbs/2009/Apr/25/1809736_382_avatar.jpg)
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 14, 2009, 01:57:13 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:43:35 PM
Quote from: Slak on August 14, 2009, 12:34:19 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?

I love using the ae construction.  I just wrote up a brief here and I had to include the word feces in it.  I wanted to use the word faeces (or foaeces, I believe) so badly.

It was an interesting case, needless to say.

And RV, that just makes me miss the SBox more and more...

Gil, would you mind if I flushed some cat foaeces down your toilet?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 03:21:59 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2009, 01:57:13 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:43:35 PM
Quote from: Slak on August 14, 2009, 12:34:19 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?

I love using the ae construction.  I just wrote up a brief here and I had to include the word feces in it.  I wanted to use the word faeces (or foaeces, I believe) so badly.

It was an interesting case, needless to say.

And RV, that just makes me miss the SBox more and more...

Gil, would you mind if I flushed some cat foaeces down your toilet?

You stay the hell away from my toilet with your cat foaeces...
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 21, 2009, 12:43:40 PM
bump
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 23, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Let's try to keep everything in one place. (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome)

Quote"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?"
-Martin Sheen as President Bartlet, asking questions about individuals extremely similar to those who post on Desipio
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on August 23, 2009, 08:27:02 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 23, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Let's try to keep everything in one place. (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome)


Quote"Anyway, I don't want to be a semantics guy, but I do believe there's a significant difference between a player being good and great."

I love this sentence.  Love it.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 24, 2009, 09:20:14 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 23, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Let's try to keep everything in one place. (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome)

Quote"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?"
-Martin Sheen as President Bartlet, asking questions about individuals extremely similar to those who post on Desipio

I didn't read that, but what in God's name did the Fukudome debate have to do with me (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome#comment-25672)?  My boyfriends are all WAY too attractive for any of you GROTA guys, anyhow, so don't flatter yourselves.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:36:44 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 24, 2009, 09:20:14 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 23, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Let's try to keep everything in one place. (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome)

Quote"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?"
-Martin Sheen as President Bartlet, asking questions about individuals extremely similar to those who post on Desipio

I didn't read that, but what in God's name did the Fukudome debate have to do with me (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome#comment-25672)?  My boyfriends are all WAY too attractive for any of you GROTA guys, anyhow, so don't flatter yourselves.

Holy shit, he took his little pissing contest and tattled on us to his GROTA fanbase? I'm sure anybody that reads that drivel will comment on his lack of homers and RBIS and RUNS and he'll get the validation he couldn't actually earn through argument. God damnit, Kurt, you are thin skinned.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 24, 2009, 09:38:33 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 24, 2009, 09:20:14 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 23, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Let's try to keep everything in one place. (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome)

Quote"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?"
-Martin Sheen as President Bartlet, asking questions about individuals extremely similar to those who post on Desipio

I didn't read that, but what in God's name did the Fukudome debate have to do with me (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome#comment-25672)?  My boyfriends are all WAY too attractive for any of you GROTA guys, anyhow, so don't flatter yourselves.
Kermit, you created the shoutbox and then abandoned it to STAFAG CHAOS. It created the conditions for Kurt to be mocked, and therefore I hold you accountable.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:46:20 AM
I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 24, 2009, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 24, 2009, 09:38:33 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 24, 2009, 09:20:14 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 23, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Let's try to keep everything in one place. (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome)

Quote"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?"
-Martin Sheen as President Bartlet, asking questions about individuals extremely similar to those who post on Desipio

I didn't read that, but what in God's name did the Fukudome debate have to do with me (http://www.goatriders.org/the-great-fukudome#comment-25672)?  My boyfriends are all WAY too attractive for any of you GROTA guys, anyhow, so don't flatter yourselves.
Kermit, you created the shoutbox and then abandoned it to STAFAG CHAOS. It created the conditions for Kurt to be mocked, and therefore I hold you accountable.

Well, if that's the way we're going to play it, GROTA, so be it.  I'm handing out SO MANY MORE PHOTOSHOPS than you are at the next Cubs Convention.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 09:53:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:46:20 AM
I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 09:53:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:46:20 AM
I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

I was speaking in hypotheticals. I just wish I had a vast arena like GROTA in which I could seek the approval of others.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 09:59:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 09:53:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:46:20 AM
I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

I was speaking in hypotheticals. I just wish I had a vast arena like GROTA in which I could seek the approval of others.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: SKO on August 24, 2009, 10:14:32 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 09:59:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 09:53:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:46:20 AM
I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

I was speaking in hypotheticals. I just wish I had a vast arena like GROTA in which I could seek the approval of others.
Good point.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: R-V on August 24, 2009, 10:15:35 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 09:53:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2009, 09:46:20 AM
I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

Intrepid Reader: IAN

I always emphasize the correct syllable.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 10:40:41 AM
I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 24, 2009, 10:57:49 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 10:40:41 AM
I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.

This thread isn't about you.  it's about Kurt and his suckitude.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 24, 2009, 11:00:00 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 24, 2009, 10:57:49 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 10:40:41 AM
I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.

This thread isn't about you.  it's about Kurt and his suckitude.

We're gonna need a bigger thread!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 24, 2009, 11:05:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 24, 2009, 11:00:00 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 24, 2009, 10:57:49 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 24, 2009, 10:40:41 AM
I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.

This thread isn't about you.  it's about Kurt and his suckitude.

We're gonna need a bigger thread!

That's what SHE said!







I suck at this.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Philberto on August 25, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:01:02 AM
Why doesn't my blog get a shout at the end of the entry? I'm quoted on there too, dammit.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 11:01:27 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 25, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I realize the Cubs blogging gig is a slow one these days, but I can't even begin to see how anyone would ever think this a worthwhile topic for their own readers.

Also: no love for Hitler Getting Punched? (Edit: What Jon said!)
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: *In a Nutsack on August 25, 2009, 11:02:04 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 25, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT KURT SO THAT I CAN GET MY NAME PRINTED ON HIS STUPID INTERNET WEBSITE BLOG MACHINE SITE.

U SUK KERT11111!!!!111ONE ELEVE////NSN
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 11:01:27 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 25, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I realize the Cubs blogging gig is a slow one these days, but I can't even begin to see how anyone would ever think this a worthwhile topic for their own readers.

Also: no love for Hitler Getting Punched? (Edit: What Jon said!)

My point exactly! I work all day over a filthy computer to bring the finest Hitler Abuse on the web, and this is the thanks I get?

Dirty pool, Kurt. Dirty pool.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 25, 2009, 11:13:57 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 11:01:27 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 25, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I realize the Cubs blogging gig is a slow one these days, but I can't even begin to see how anyone would ever think this a worthwhile topic for their own readers.

Also: no love for Hitler Getting Punched? (Edit: What Jon said!)

My point exactly! I work all day over a filthy computer to bring the finest Hitler Abuse on the web, and this is the thanks I get?

Dirty pool, Kurt. Dirty pool.

Kurt is the coolest.  I'm glad to see this thread is back to where it belongs.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Eli on August 25, 2009, 11:17:10 AM
Thanks for the link, Kurt.  My bot-writer will appreciate the traffic spike.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:18:08 AM
Goddamnit, the more I think about this the angrier I am. I'm the first goddamned person quoted on there, and I get no shoutout.


There will be a reckoning. Oh yes.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 25, 2009, 11:23:40 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:18:08 AM
Goddamnit, the more I think about this the angrier I am. I'm the first goddamned person quoted on there, and I get no shoutout.


  • No love for the internet's premiere site for pictures of Hitlerious violence.
  • No love for my exceptionally sporadically updated, Ghostbusters-and-Golden-Girls-centric personal blog.
  • No love for my weekly random non-baseball content on Thunder Matt's Saloon.
  • And, in the most unkindest cut of all, no love for Bleed Grizzly Pink, the finest month and a half of baseball blogging I've ever done.

There will be a reckoning. Oh yes.

No love for your Hipster Dilbert either.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:28:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 11:23:40 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:18:08 AM
Goddamnit, the more I think about this the angrier I am. I'm the first goddamned person quoted on there, and I get no shoutout.


  • No love for the internet's premiere site for pictures of Hitlerious violence.
  • No love for my exceptionally sporadically updated, Ghostbusters-and-Golden-Girls-centric personal blog.
  • No love for my weekly random non-baseball content on Thunder Matt's Saloon.
  • And, in the most unkindest cut of all, no love for Bleed Grizzly Pink, the finest month and a half of baseball blogging I've ever done.

There will be a reckoning. Oh yes.

No love for your Hipster Dilbert either.

Well, that's covered on point 2. But you're right!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on August 25, 2009, 11:39:36 AM
I love OhioCubsFan.  He's so trenchant.

QuoteI used to frequent Desipio a while back... I think it's pretty retarded the way they like to gang up on people. I don't get why you'd waste your time engaging and encouraging them. They're mostly just a big bunch of assholes with the least earned superiority complex I've ever seen. So I say f**k them, and f**k their disgusting behavior! Do yourself a favor and delete them from your favorites!

Sorry about the swearing thing but some of the things they said that you posted seem a lot worse than the eff word. The "queercastle" thing sounds pretty homophobic to me... I wonder if MVN knows they host the blog of somebody who says hateful stuff like that.

I do think you're right, though... it's hilarious to see them act like they are off their meds, but baseball talk is way more interesting.

So, queercastle get's this guy's goat, but he has no problem using "retarded."

Also, ONLY TALK ABOUT BASEBALL; NOTHING ELSE!!!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 11:42:14 AM
By the way, as someone who has family members with a history of slipping off of their schizophrenia meds, I take offense at the continued use of "off their meds" on Kurt's Racist Blog of Pedophiles.

Grumble grumble don't link me I'll show you grrr...
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Pre on August 25, 2009, 12:07:34 PM
I think we all should stop picking on someone who is so dumb that they think the
phrase great in terms of baseball obviously and only means HoF caliber.

I enjoy how most of his article calling out Desipio as a whole after his one calling me
out is pretty much just a rehash of my post (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6969.msg188939#msg188939) (and others around here) as if he's done
some kind of genius new analysis instead of what the vast majority of people consider
obvious.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: BH on August 25, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

TDubbs will be Woody. Or Kelly.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

TDubbs will be Woody. Or Kelly.

Don't encourage him, BH.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:42:16 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."
If you are a combined-Paul, then you aren't the all-purpose fat guy loser.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Eli on August 25, 2009, 12:43:54 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

I think "Bertram" could have a place in the CW's prime-time lineup.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.

Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal a pint glass.



You can be more Forkish than that'd.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:58:12 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 25, 2009, 12:43:54 PM
I think "Bertram" could have a place in the CW's prime-time lineup.

Bertram and Bertram, veterans of the 2009 internet war, team up once again to make small town America safe for teenage vampires and the aspiring fashion models who love them.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 25, 2009, 01:00:13 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal a half-pint glass.



You can be more Forkish than that'd.

Leave it to the experts.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 01:01:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 01:00:13 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal a half-pint glass.



You can be more Forkish than that'd.

Leave it to the experts.

Atta-boy!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 25, 2009, 02:33:30 PM
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y.  Why?  Because you're Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.

KURT MOLESTS CHILDREN THAT HE PROBABLY TEACHES THE WRONG INFORMATION TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: CT III on August 25, 2009, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

Actually, Paul was the guy who was always forgotten and left out of everything by the rest of the Cheers gang.

That's my shtick.

Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 03:10:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2009, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

Actually, Paul was the guy who was always forgotten and left out of everything by the rest of the Cheers gang.

That's my shtick.


...and you are...?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Philberto on August 25, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

WHY AM I WITH YOU?!?!?!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: BH on August 25, 2009, 03:12:55 PM
Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 25, 2009, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 25, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

WHY AM I WITH YOU?!?!?!

Ask the hack who wrote the teleplay of World War D.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Philberto on August 25, 2009, 03:15:23 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 25, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?
I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."
So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

WHY AM I WITH YOU?!?!?!

Ask the hack who wrote the teleplay of World War D.

Oh, ok.. Carry on then, good sir
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2009, 03:12:55 PM
Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.
Gary was always smarter than the Cheers gang.  It's pretty clear that Kurt is Cliff.  Lives with mom, etc.

Or maybe Kurt is the lady postal worker who had secks with Cliff then moved to Canada.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: PenFoe on August 25, 2009, 03:55:20 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2009, 03:12:55 PM
Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.
Gary was always smarter than the Cheers gang.  It's pretty clear that Kurt is Cliff.  Lives with mom, etc.

Or maybe Kurt is the lady postal worker who had secks with Cliff then moved to Canada.

Kurt is Nick Tortelli.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: BH on August 25, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 25, 2009, 03:55:20 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2009, 03:12:55 PM
Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.
Gary was always smarter than the Cheers gang.  It's pretty clear that Kurt is Cliff.  Lives with mom, etc.

Or maybe Kurt is the lady postal worker who had secks with Cliff then moved to Canada.

Kurt is Nick Tortelli.

Really? I remember laughing at Nick Tortelli's character.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 04:23:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?
The son of Bea Hunnicutt and Ray Hunnicutt.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 26, 2009, 07:33:12 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 04:23:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?
The son of Bea Hunnicutt and Ray Hunnicutt.

You're just trying to take Kurt off the hook, aren't you?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: BH on August 26, 2009, 11:27:57 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

Maybe some day you'll be a member of TJG, where we have a SL and an SSL.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 26, 2009, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: BH on August 26, 2009, 11:27:57 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

Maybe some day you'll be a member of TJG, where we have a SL and an SSL.

I think we all know which one this rant is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: *In a Nutsack on August 26, 2009, 11:37:57 AM
We need to update ole TJG.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 12:18:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

It's in my hope chest.  I pull it out on rainy days.  Seriously, I still have it.  Maybe we'll do dramatic readings from it at the MEP.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 26, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.



I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: TDubbs on August 26, 2009, 07:38:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.



I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.

You're white.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 27, 2009, 08:19:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 26, 2009, 07:38:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.



I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.

You're white a wigger.

Just continuing other people's joke about me going back a few years, dipshit'd.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 09, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: ChuckD on January 09, 2010, 12:08:23 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 09, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Bump.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Pre on January 09, 2010, 12:26:10 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 09, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Bump.

This would be a relevant bump if it made any sense, but it doesn't.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: ChuckD on January 09, 2010, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 09, 2010, 12:26:10 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 09, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Bump.

This would be a relevant bump if it made any sense, but it doesn't.

That was about as relevant as a bump can possibly be. Jesus.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: powen01 on January 09, 2010, 06:11:41 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 09, 2010, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 09, 2010, 12:26:10 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 09, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Bump.

This would be a relevant bump if it made any sense, but it doesn't.

That was about as relevant as a bump can possibly be. Jesus.

Suuuure.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: PenFoe on January 27, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Seriously, Gil...fuck your own face.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 05:50:36 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 27, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Seriously, Gil...fuck your own face.

I wish I never learned how to read so I'd never have to suffer at the fingers of Kurt again.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 27, 2010, 06:10:00 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 05:50:36 PM
I wish I never learned how to read so I'd never have to suffer at the fingers of Kurt again.

How many of America Jr.'s youngsters have to say the same before action is finally taken?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 27, 2010, 06:10:00 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 05:50:36 PM
I wish I never learned how to read so I'd never have to suffer at the fingers of Kurt again.

How many of America Jr.'s youngsters have to say the same before action is finally taken?

Alley-oop...you're welcome.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: powen01 on January 27, 2010, 09:54:22 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 27, 2010, 06:10:00 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 05:50:36 PM
I wish I never learned how to read so I'd never have to suffer at the fingers of Kurt again.

How many of America Jr.'s youngsters have to say the same before action is finally taken?

Alley-oop...you're welcome.

All these words are molesting my eyes.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: ChuckD on January 28, 2010, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: powen01 on January 27, 2010, 09:54:22 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 27, 2010, 06:10:00 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 27, 2010, 05:50:36 PM
I wish I never learned how to read so I'd never have to suffer at the fingers of Kurt again.

How many of America Jr.'s youngsters have to say the same before action is finally taken?

Alley-oop...you're welcome.

All these words are molesting my eyes.

Better your eyes than your 13 year old cousin in Canada.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Eli on January 28, 2010, 08:59:26 AM
I feel like I've missed something with this bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 28, 2010, 09:09:05 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 28, 2010, 08:59:26 AM
I feel like I've missed something with this bump.

Nothing you haven't seen before. They're all pretty much interchangeable. You can just read the highlights on Slate if your curious. But it's not like anything happened or changed that's ever going to affect your life.


Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Oleg on January 28, 2010, 12:40:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 28, 2010, 09:09:05 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 28, 2010, 08:59:26 AM
I feel like I've missed something with this bump.

Nothing you haven't seen before. They're all pretty much interchangeable. You can just read the highlights on Slate if your curious. But it's not like anything happened or changed that's ever going to affect your life.

But, still...
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: PenFoe on February 18, 2010, 05:58:04 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 28, 2010, 09:25:58 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on March 15, 2010, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 28, 2010, 09:25:58 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2010, 06:32:42 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 15, 2010, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 28, 2010, 09:25:58 PM
Bump.

It keeps on keepin' on.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2010, 06:49:22 PM

Sorry guys.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: flannj on March 20, 2010, 11:57:54 PM
Bump.

I'm going on vacation tomorrow so I was in a good mood.

But for fucks sake.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Doc on March 22, 2010, 08:53:08 AM
Kurt's always been ghey. http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2185.msg29153#msg29153 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2185.msg29153#msg29153)
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 02:28:19 PM
Bump? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/bears-might-play-on-thanksgivingand-in-canada.html)

Now if the NFL has any sense of humour, they would schedule the Bears-Bills on the Monday that's KurtEvans Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 30, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
Ahem.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 31, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
http://www.desipio.com/?p=721#comment-30558

Quotekurt Says:
September 21st, 2004 at 7:37 am

As someone who once was in a similar position to BC, I can relate to how he's feeling. I can also clearly how big a prick I had been and now understand why an entire group of people turned on me.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Bort on March 31, 2010, 10:56:16 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 31, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
http://www.desipio.com/?p=721#comment-30558

Quotekurt Says:
September 21st, 2004 at 7:37 am

As someone who once was in a similar position to BC, I can relate to how he's feeling. I can also clearly how big a prick I had been and now understand why an entire group of people turned on me.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

You are so gay.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: ChuckD on March 31, 2010, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 31, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
http://www.desipio.com/?p=721#comment-30558

Quotekurt Says:
September 21st, 2004 at 7:37 am

As someone who once was in a similar position to BC, I can relate to how he's feeling. I can also clearly how big a prick I had been and now understand why an entire group of people turned on me.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

The whole clearly?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on March 31, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 31, 2010, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 31, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
http://www.desipio.com/?p=721#comment-30558

Quotekurt Says:
September 21st, 2004 at 7:37 am

As someone who once was in a similar position to BC, I can relate to how he's feeling. I can also clearly how big a prick I had been and now understand why an entire group of people turned on me.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

The whole clearly?

He accidentally the clearly.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 31, 2010, 10:30:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 31, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 31, 2010, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 31, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
http://www.desipio.com/?p=721#comment-30558

Quotekurt Says:
September 21st, 2004 at 7:37 am

As someone who once was in a similar position to BC, I can relate to how he's feeling. I can also clearly how big a prick I had been and now understand why an entire group of people turned on me.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

The whole clearly?

He accidentally the clearly.

He rubbed the clearly into his taint, clearly.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Bort on April 01, 2010, 09:44:37 AM
People called Romans they go the house?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: PenFoe on April 07, 2010, 05:52:47 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 12:23:27 PM
Hello.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 03:52:44 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2010, 04:38:11 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 03:52:44 PM
Bump.

There's enough material on a daily basis in the SBox to keep this thread running in perpetuity.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Canadouche on April 26, 2010, 10:10:34 PM
Annnnnnd bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: flannj on July 18, 2010, 01:31:12 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on July 21, 2010, 02:37:12 PM
bizzump
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 22, 2010, 01:40:57 PM
Après moi le déluge...
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Bort on July 22, 2010, 01:43:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 22, 2010, 01:40:57 PM
Après moi le déluge...
KURTHAGE DELENDA EST.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: SKO on July 29, 2010, 02:34:08 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 30, 2010, 08:41:52 AM

           
.

Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Canadouche on July 30, 2010, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 30, 2010, 08:41:52 AM

           
.



Et tu, Forklift?  That's it -- GROTA posting privs removed.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 19, 2011, 03:15:20 PM
And to think, Huey... All this could have been yours. (http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/grota-cubs/)

The respectability. The widespread acclaim. The Chicago NOW tweet-ups.

Instead, you up and hitch your meatwagon to a fading star on the wrong side of Jimmy Greenf.

Nice choice, Huard.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on May 03, 2011, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

How terrible can one person be at writing?  Besides Fro, Kurt takes the molesting cake.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: CT III on May 03, 2011, 02:11:14 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 03, 2011, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

How terrible can one person be at writing?  Besides Fro, Kurt takes the molesting cake.

"Bear Jordan"?  Really, Red Eye?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.

I think Kurt was the least-retarded respondent out of the five.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 03, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.

I think Kurt was the least-retarded respondent out of the five.

I'm actually embarassed for the guy.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 04:18:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 03, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.

I think Kurt was the least-retarded respondent out of the five.

I'm actually embarassed for the guy.

I can empathize a bit too. *tucks Cubs jersey into jorts, stands next to imaginary girlfriend*
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: JD on May 03, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 04:18:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 03, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.

I think Kurt was the least-retarded respondent out of the five.

I'm actually embarassed for the guy.

I can empathize a bit too. *tucks Cubs jersey into jorts, stands next to imaginary girlfriend*

I think KurtEvans did as well as could be expected. 
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 03, 2011, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: JD on May 03, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 04:18:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 03, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.

I think Kurt was the least-retarded respondent out of the five.

I'm actually embarassed for the guy.

I can empathize a bit too. *tucks Cubs jersey into jorts, stands next to imaginary girlfriend*

I think KurtEvans did as well as could be expected.  

Needed more Photoshop.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on May 04, 2011, 12:13:37 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 03, 2011, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: JD on May 03, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 04:18:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 03, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.

I think Kurt was the least-retarded respondent out of the five.

I'm actually embarassed for the guy.

I can empathize a bit too. *tucks Cubs jersey into jorts, stands next to imaginary girlfriend*

I think KurtEvans did as well as could be expected.  

Needed more Photoshop.

Something big-ish.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: JD on May 04, 2011, 06:35:55 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 03, 2011, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: JD on May 03, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 04:18:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 03, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 03, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
wow.

http://www.redeyechicago.com/sports/redeye-five-on-five-top-dog-20110503,0,4634716.htmlstory

I think you've found an excellent replacement photo for whenever the legend of Big Cheyenne is forgotten.

I think Kurt was the least-retarded respondent out of the five.

I'm actually embarassed for the guy.

I can empathize a bit too. *tucks Cubs jersey into jorts, stands next to imaginary girlfriend*

I think KurtEvans did as well as could be expected.  

Needed more Photoshop.

I'm kind of surprised that KurtEvans still communicates through words, still.  I mean, if a picture's worth a thousand words, then a photoshop has to be worth 60 or 70.  At least.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2011, 08:13:17 AM
Hoping for an epic 5 on 5 showdown of Krut, Spain Train, Greenfi, BC, and Shaw's lover. Laughs will be non-existent.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:47:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 04, 2011, 08:13:17 AM
Hoping for an epic 5 on 5 showdown of Krut, Spain Train, Greenfi, BC, and Shaw's lover. Laughs will be non-existent.

(http://i.imgur.com/FKp3H.jpg)

BO-ring...
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on May 04, 2011, 10:01:14 AM
I'm trembling.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.

I really need to pay more attention because I had no idea any of that existed. Wow.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: flannj on May 04, 2011, 11:14:56 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.

I really need to pay more attention because I had no idea any of that existed. Wow.

Just superb.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 11:22:46 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.

I really need to pay more attention because I had no idea any of that existed. Wow.

Speaking of tumblr - this is the best one yet:

http://emojuanuribe.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Eli on May 04, 2011, 11:32:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 11:22:46 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.

I really need to pay more attention because I had no idea any of that existed. Wow.

Speaking of tumblr - this is the best one yet:

http://emojuanuribe.tumblr.com/

Reminds me of Sadsack BC.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Eli on May 04, 2011, 11:32:43 AM
But everything reminds me of that.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.

I really need to pay more attention because I had no idea any of that existed. Wow.

It all started as a simple theory posited in the ShoutBox...
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.

I really need to pay more attention because I had no idea any of that existed. Wow.

It all started as a simple theory posited in the ShoutBox...

Goddamn Shoutbox.

The Emo Juan Uribe is genius.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: JD on May 04, 2011, 11:54:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 11:22:46 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 04, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did you post that on your tumblr?

http://bigcheyenne.tumblr.com/post/5190355459/meeting-of-the-minds

Incredible.

It's...glorious.

I really need to pay more attention because I had no idea any of that existed. Wow.

Speaking of tumblr - this is the best one yet:

http://emojuanuribe.tumblr.com/

I honestly don't know what tumblr is, but that juan urine stuff is dope, yo.
Title: Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
Post by: Canadouche on May 05, 2011, 06:31:42 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 04, 2011, 09:47:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 04, 2011, 08:13:17 AM
Hoping for an epic 5 on 5 showdown of Krut, Spain Train, Greenfi, BC, and Shaw's lover. Laughs will be non-existent.

(http://i.imgur.com/FKp3H.jpg)

BO-ring...

This is pure win.