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Title: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 11:08:06 PM
I'm calling it right now. Purdue will win.
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: MAD on March 18, 2010, 12:03:21 PM
Seriously--nobody gives a fuck.
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 12:11:30 PM
Robert Morris though - that's a real squad.
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 18, 2010, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 18, 2010, 12:03:21 PM
Seriously--nobody gives a fuck.

I do. And if God were real and liked basketball, He would.
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 01:08:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 18, 2010, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 18, 2010, 12:03:21 PM
Seriously--nobody gives a fuck.

I do. And if God were real and liked basketball, He would.

And he'd advocate marrying an atheistic Marisa Miller
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 18, 2010, 01:15:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 01:08:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 18, 2010, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 18, 2010, 12:03:21 PM
Seriously--nobody gives a fuck.

I do. And if God were real and liked basketball, He would.

And he'd advocate marrying an atheistic Marisa Miller

If God gave a shit about basketball he would have given Lew Alcindor teh ghey buttcancer right after he switched to Allah.
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 03:37:38 PM
Murray St. is about to choke a bitch. JD, where are you?

EDIT: may have spoken too soon there. My bad.

No I didn't. Holy shit!
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: PenFoe on March 18, 2010, 03:46:29 PM
I'm really confused...is this the thread for 2010?

Or is this just the thread where we make fun of Apex?
Title: Re: 2011 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: JD on March 18, 2010, 05:00:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 03:37:38 PM
Murray St. is about to choke a bitch. JD, where are you?

EDIT: may have spoken too soon there. My bad.

No I didn't. Holy shit!

Unfortunately I had to "watch" this game through the internets at work.  When I stood up and let out a "BAM"(which is what I say), only a few people understood what was happening. 
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: R-V on March 19, 2010, 02:24:12 PM
Them nerds can shoot. (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/ex-bears-fullback-tips-hat-to-cornells-nerds.html)
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: D. Doluntap on March 19, 2010, 03:13:53 PM
Jamal Crawford is good.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 19, 2010, 04:08:59 PM
Way to go Boilers. Major upset over those 13th-seeded Saints. Wewt.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: D. Doluntap on March 20, 2010, 07:42:28 PM
Fuck you, Bill Self.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 20, 2010, 07:44:57 PM
Quote from: D. Doluntap on March 20, 2010, 07:42:28 PM
Fuck you, Bill Self.

Go fucketh thine Self.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: CT III on March 20, 2010, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 20, 2010, 07:44:57 PM
Quote from: D. Doluntap on March 20, 2010, 07:42:28 PM
Fuck you, Bill Self.

Go fucketh thine Self.

Well fuck, I was in the wrong place.  Fuck you, Bill Self.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 21, 2010, 06:59:28 PM
I love this team so much. Duck Fuke.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: RW on March 22, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
Tough decision for all the Apex Purdue Basketball thread starting haters this week.  Fuck the cretin and Scheyer and the whitest black guy ever Nolan Smith.




[anyone] racist[anyone]
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Shooter on March 26, 2010, 11:09:46 PM
On behalf of Apex and fine Americans anywhere: fuck Duke.

Edited to fix retarded punctuation.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 27, 2010, 10:09:37 AM
::shitballs::
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 27, 2010, 10:10:05 AM
Go Butler.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: MAD on March 27, 2010, 10:35:26 AM
Quote from: Shooter on March 26, 2010, 11:09:46 PM
On behalf of Apex and fine American's anywhere: fuck Duke.

At least all of our bosses will be happy.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on March 28, 2010, 04:46:53 PM
[go me]My dad's best buddy is mentioned in this story about Great Butler Hoop Squads Past and Present[/go me].

http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/27/butler-back-in-the-big-time/

It's $370 for the cheapest available seats in Lucas Oil Stables for the games so I aint gwine. My dad will watch the game at the home of Jeff Blue, the last Bulldog to play in the NBA while I find a bar in my hood to annoy people in. DadPex and my sister are Butler grads and I used to live down the street from the campus with my fiancee in a two-bedroom apartment with all the fixens that ran us about half of what I pay in half the space up the road from the Friendly Confines. I've been attending games at Hinkle Fieldhouse since I was tiny kid and I've seen them play far more times in person than the Boilers. I never wanted to kill myself after a Butler loss before though, so I can't get as pumped as my other relatives are about their success. If anything it stings a little because I just fucking know that Purdue was going to win the whole god-forsaken thing this year after seeing the way Syracuse, Kansas and Kentucky ate the fucking biscuit. I know you've got to be rolling your eyes when you read these words from me but if Bob Hummel hadn't gotten hurt... Just think how much it hurts to type that again. Wood, Prior, Mike Brown, Bob Hummel... FML.

I'm really glad to see Michigan State represent the Big Ten at the Final Four instead of the god damn ball-licking Buckeyes. If Butler can't win it all, I really hope Sparty takes it. Anybody but Duke would be fine by the Pex. Fuck fucking Duke in both eyeballs with Cherokee Parks' syphilitic, tattoo-ridden crank.

Thanks for putting up with me this year, fellas. It's been emotional. Next year will be even more intense. Enjoy the Final Four, Go Dogs and go fuck yourself.  
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 28, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 28, 2010, 04:46:53 PM
[go me]My dad's best buddy is mentioned in this story about Great Butler Hoop Squads Past and Present[/go me].

http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/27/butler-back-in-the-big-time/

It's $370 for the cheapest available seats in Lucas Oil Stables for the games so I aint gwine. My dad will watch the game at the home of Jeff Blue, the last Bulldog to play in the NBA while I find a bar in my hood to annoy people in. DadPex and my sister are Butler grads and I used to live down the street from the campus with my fiancee in a two-bedroom apartment with all the fixens that ran us about half of what I pay in half the space up the road from the Friendly Confines. I've been attending games at Hinkle Fieldhouse since I was tiny kid and I've seen them play far more times in person than the Boilers. I never wanted to kill myself after a Butler loss before though, so I can't get as pumped as my other relatives are about their success. If anything it stings a little because I just fucking know that Purdue was going to win the whole god-forsaken thing this year after seeing the way Syracuse, Kansas and Kentucky ate the fucking biscuit. I know you've got to be rolling your eyes when you read these words from me but if Bob Hummel hadn't gotten hurt... Just think how much it hurts to type that again. Wood, Prior, Mike Brown, Bob Hummel... FML.

I'm really glad to see Michigan State represent the Big Ten at the Final Four instead of the god damn ball-licking Buckeyes. If Butler can't win it all, I really hope Sparty takes it. Anybody but Duke would be fine by the Pex. Fuck fucking Duke in both eyeballs with Cherokee Parks' syphilitic, tattoo-ridden crank.

Thanks for putting up with me this year, fellas. It's been emotional. Next year will be even more intense. Enjoy the Final Four, Go Dogs and go fuck yourself.  

something taunting about Northwestern, blah blah blah, TAKE THAT
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: MAD on March 29, 2010, 08:23:22 AM
Apex' rant was worth it just for the Cherokee Parks mention at the end. 
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: R-V on April 06, 2010, 08:29:20 AM
Fucking Duke. I wanted so badly for Hayward's half-court heave to go in so I could see Scheyer cry.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 06, 2010, 08:35:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 06, 2010, 08:29:20 AM
Fucking Duke. I wanted so badly for Hayward's half-court heave to go in so I could see Scheyer cry.

I wanted to see Coach K fail, but I'll gladly settle for a win on the back of my fellow Maple Junior High and Glenbrook North alum.

Will North Carolina be able to handle a basketball hero who reads from right to left?
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Brownie on April 06, 2010, 08:41:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 06, 2010, 08:35:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 06, 2010, 08:29:20 AM
Fucking Duke. I wanted so badly for Hayward's half-court heave to go in so I could see Scheyer cry.

I wanted to see Coach K fail, but I'll gladly settle for a win on the back of my fellow Maple Junior High and Glenbrook North alum.

Will North Carolina be able to handle a basketball hero who reads from right to left?

I don't know. They seem to have warmed to the Papist Pollack Yankee basketball coach from the Land of Lincoln OK.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: JD on April 06, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 06, 2010, 08:29:20 AM
Fucking Duke. I wanted so badly for Hayward's half-court heave to go in so I could see Scheyer cry.

At least Matt Howard put Singler on the floor at the end.
Title: Re: 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament
Post by: Internet Apex on April 06, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: JD on April 06, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 06, 2010, 08:29:20 AM
Fucking Duke. I wanted so badly for Hayward's half-court heave to go in so I could see Scheyer cry.

At least Matt Howard put Singler on the floor at the end.

Singler's an ass muncher.