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General Category => You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye => Topic started by: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM

Title: The Oscars
Post by: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: powen01 on February 27, 2011, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: powen01 on February 27, 2011, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: CT III on February 27, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: powen01 on February 27, 2011, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:43:52 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 27, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: powen01 on February 27, 2011, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.

I see Fork Vilanche is still writing your material.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: CBStew on February 28, 2011, 09:12:09 AM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:43:52 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 27, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: powen01 on February 27, 2011, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.

I see Fork Vilanche is still writing your material.

Cleavage.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 28, 2011, 09:17:09 AM
Quote from: CBStew on February 28, 2011, 09:12:09 AM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:43:52 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 27, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: powen01 on February 27, 2011, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.

I see Fork Vilanche is still writing your material.

Cleavage.

Yeah, but it was Oprah.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Bort on February 28, 2011, 11:32:37 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Well, I suppose he's judging not lest he be judged.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: BH on February 28, 2011, 12:01:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 12:01:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 28, 2011, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 12:01:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

CAAARRROLLLLL! CAAAAAAAARRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLL!
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Ivy6 on February 28, 2011, 12:36:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 12:01:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

Not only are these people real, but they are asking for their mail.  That's all anyone is talking about up there!
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: CT III on February 28, 2011, 12:47:50 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 28, 2011, 12:36:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 12:01:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

Not only are these people real, but they are asking for their mail.  That's all anyone is talking about up there!

DAY BOW BOW
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 28, 2011, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 28, 2011, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 12:01:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 11:59:29 AM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

CAAARRROLLLLL! CAAAAAAAARRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLL!

Or Cheryl.  Or whatever.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2011, 01:30:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

His mother in law is Blythe Danner.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 07:59:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 08:29:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 07:59:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 09:18:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 08:29:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 07:59:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees

That's the power of... karaoke hustling.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 09:18:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 08:29:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 07:59:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees

That's the power of... karaoke hustling.

Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM4RRGcNocE
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: morpheus on March 04, 2011, 10:30:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 09:18:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 08:29:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 07:59:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees

That's the power of... karaoke hustling.

Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM4RRGcNocE


I'm going to go ahead and validate what TDubbs did there.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Richard Chuggar on March 04, 2011, 02:25:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 04, 2011, 10:30:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 09:18:35 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 01, 2011, 08:29:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2011, 07:59:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 28, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees

That's the power of... karaoke hustling.

Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM4RRGcNocE


I'm going to go ahead and validate what TDubbs did there.

mos def
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 09, 2012, 10:55:33 AM
http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/if-2012s-oscar-nominated-movie-posters-told-the-truth.php

(http://i.imgur.com/4HOG2.jpg)