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1  General Category / The Old Feedbag / Re: Fine Liquor on: December 10, 2010, 03:08:00 PM
Anyone checked out/ordered from this place? My dad and I picked some bourbon samples to try over New Year's.  Shipping is all screwed up in the UK, though, and it could take a while to get here.
2  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: July 11, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
The first time in a month I decide to suffer through a game, and what do I discover? A 6-0 lead for the Dodgers in the third...What's on the Food Network?
3  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Spring Has Sprung 2010 on: February 22, 2010, 01:05:47 PM
Does it make me bad that after that '08 choke in the playoffs that I decided I'm not going to really watch the Cubs til I see they actually made a World Series? I have a wife and 8-month old and thought for sure they'd at least make it in '08. I just don't have the time/patience to dedicate the ridiculous amounts of time to these losers like I used to. I think I may have watched all of 20 innings all last season when surfing. Now after they make it to the series, if that ever happens in my lifetime, I'll get back to watching. Just not putting any more stock in this team til they can make it over the hump for once.

I find myself slowly drifting in this direction.

Just win a fucking pennant already, assholes.

Thirded.

When the topic of saving a little more came up about a month or so ago, my yearly baseball package purchase was the first suggestion out of my mouth.  I've got too many other things to do to spend time being frustrated about a team of millionaires disappointing me year after year.
4  General Category / You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: Paranormal Activity on: November 07, 2009, 09:50:23 PM
Saw this tonight.  Well, part of it.  The non-stop shaky cam made me nauseous enough that I couldn't look at the screen when the camera wasn't on the tripod.  What a waste of 20 bucks.
5  General Category / Boobtube / Re: FlashForward on: September 25, 2009, 08:18:52 AM
I hate this show if for no other reason than because the commercials that aired during it reminded my wife that Grey's Anatomy was premiering.
6  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium on: August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.
7  General Category / You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: Terminator: Salvation on: May 25, 2009, 03:01:39 PM
The bad reviews didn't do this movie justice.  What a steaming pile.
8  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium on: April 18, 2009, 12:08:43 PM
Doesn't sound like this ump has a hangup.... geez.

The umpire who ejected Milton Bradley in his Wrigley Field debut Friday intends to file a report stating that the outfielder made physical contact.
Bradley is in serious danger of being suspended. He struck out looking on a full count pitch and shared a brief, but aggressive, exchange with umpire Dan Iassogna, at one point knocking the ump's hat slightly up his head. The report will be filed with the Commissioner's Office on Saturday. We'll keep you updated. Apr. 17 - 9:29 am et
Source: Cubs.mlb.com

That report isn't right. Iassogna was the second base umpire who said a report would be filed. Larry Vanover was the cockbag behind the plate who ass-raped Bradley on balls and strikes and then tossed him.

According to the Trib the only contact between Bradley and Vanover was the bills of their caps and it's so brief you have to run the tape in slo-mo to even see it.

Knowing his desire to fuck the Cubs in any conceivable way I would guess Bud makes sure Bradley gets a few days off. Fucking douchebag.

As predicted...
9  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: October 03, 2008, 10:27:50 PM
I don't know how to root for a team that does this. 

I was born in 1982, so I wasn't aware of the disasters in 1984 or 1989 until after the fact.  I've been a Cubs fan my whole life, but only since about 1998 have I truly paid attention.

2003 was the first year I can remember tying so much of my summer to baseball and then we have 2004 to follow.  2005 and 2006 were throwaways, eaten by DFB and his gang of useless dead weights.  Last year was easier to take because even though they won the division, it was mediocre and the Cubs had been so miserable against Arizona all year.  I didn't expect them to be as easily run over, but I had no expectations of great things.

This year was supposed to be different.  I got the baseball package on cable and for the first time since moving out of Chicagoland, I watched A LOT of Cubs games.  I saw at least some of 90% of the games.  I stayed up to watch the ridiculous 10:40 ET starts against these same Dodgers.  I made my wife watch ESPN Deportes for the bottom line scores while we were in Mexico just to see what the Cubs and Brewers had done that day.  I spent probably five days of work hours on Desipio this season, reading the back-and-forth in most of the threads. 

Then comes this series, and I wonder why I did any of those things.  If the season ends Saturday, I'm going to be sick to my stomach.  All of that blood, sweat, and tears and this team doesn't seem to give a shit with very few exceptions.

I know I'll be back next year, but right know I'm questioning why.
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: September 29, 2008, 11:45:53 AM

DPD.

Want to spend a few days in Puerto Vallarta in February.

Anyone know a nice place?

I was there at the beginning of this month.  My wife and I stayed at the Riu Vallarta in the Nuevo Vallarta part of the bay.  If you're looking for an all-inclusive, it wasn't too bad, both price-wise and accommodations.  Through Funjet, 6 nights/7 days ran me about $2500 for two people including airfare.  There were events throughout the day and entertainment every night.  Five restaurants (three specialty requiring once-per-stay reservations), five or six bars, and a decent amount of beachfront. The staff was really attentive with the little things, but sometimes overzealous.  It was a little bit far from downtown (15-20 mins.) and the airport (30 mins.), but cabs were really cheap (less than 15 bucks).

As for day trips, do the Los Veranos canopy tour.  There are 14 zip lines going back and forth across a river and a couple of them are near 500 feet up.

Grab a guidebook of phrases, too.  The English was pretty good for most of the people we met, but it can was hit or miss downtown.

Also, the time shares are desperate for people to sign up down there.  They'll give you all sorts of deals just to get you to come and listen.  The cost for two day trips for two people was less than the regular price for one trip for one person.  We could have had bottles of A-list tequila, cash, and free stays to name some of the other offers.
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread on: September 19, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



Your idiocy makes my brain melt and that upsets me.

Just thought I should say something.

I don't know what's worse, PPE's hyperreactive ledge jumping or your constant bullying assholism towards people you don't agree with.  You must be a fucking peach to be around.
12  General Category / You know why critics like Elvis Costello? / Re: New Music & Stuff I Recently Acquired on: August 15, 2008, 11:50:30 AM
You could stop referring to it yourself...
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Marquis de suc defenestration thread on: August 06, 2008, 02:13:36 PM
Christ on a bike.
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: July 20, 2008, 09:53:08 PM
They just pissed away two and a half games against a team they should have fucking pounded.

Should have and didn't.  There are 64 games left in the season.  They'll probably lose at least 25 of them.

Should we expect your Tourette's to show up for every one of them?
15  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: July 19, 2008, 09:25:53 PM
Fuck these cocksucking douchebags.

Piss it away you assholes. Piss it all away.

You forgot "blah blah slapdick Wandy Rodriguez", "blah blah Berkman needed to take one in the dome", and "blah blah fucking Paul Emmel's strike zone."

It's three losses.  Kosuke's in a slump.  Z acted like a four-year old.  Get over it.
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