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1  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Marquis de suc defenestration thread on: August 04, 2008, 06:47:44 AM
So how much longer before they DFA this assbag? Four straight losses, an ERA of 6 since the break, and a history of second half shitfests? They can't possibly be willing to give this douche 8-10 more starts, can they?
2  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries on: May 01, 2008, 05:29:57 AM
Time to re-post this one: First of May

Let the outdoor fucking commence.
3  General Category / Boobtube / Dexter on: September 06, 2007, 12:30:54 PM
(WTF is up with searching Boobtube and finding no Dexter thread?)

I don't have Showtime, but I just Netflixed season 1 and I have been unable to stop at less than four episodes at a sitting. This show is a Black Angus Ribeye wrapped in a Kobe Filet Strip wrapped in bacon and rolled into two spheres, floating in a bucket of Pickapeppa. I love everything about this show, right down to the opening credits, which I don't even fast-forward through even though it's on DVD.

Michael C. Hall is the absolute balls as Dexter. He absolutely nails it from start to finish.

Julie Benz is smokin'.



The premise is about as unique as it gets. The cinematography is outstanding and unique. The supporting cast is great. James Remar! The writing is fantastic. I can't remember the last time I was so instantly hooked by a show.
4  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: August 15, 2007, 06:37:07 AM
Let 'em all go to hell, except for cave 76.
5  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries on: August 10, 2007, 09:14:23 AM
That took balls, Fork.

Has anybody been following Yacht Rock? Balls of steak.

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
Episode 10
6  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Please add joyful positive here!!!! on: August 02, 2007, 06:28:54 AM

More steak sauce from Teh Trib:

Quote
In 1995, a Cubs fan named John Murray attacked reliever Randy Myers on the mound and was taken down by Myers. Murray was banned from Wrigley Field for one year, but now is trying to get publicity for his Cubs slogan, "It's Gonna Happen," which is printed on T-shirts, signs and wristbands.

The Cubs are aware of Murray's history and have asked Comcast SportsNet and WGN-Ch. 9 not to show Murray's signs during telecasts, according to team sources.

Beautiful.
7  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC. on: July 30, 2007, 04:09:14 PM
Intrepid Reader: BC
Look at what happened to Springfield against Shelbyville. They had Scioscia, Mattingly, Boggs, Ozzie Smith, Sax, Canseco, Griffey, Strawberry, and Clemens, and it still came down to Homer getting beaned in his melon to win the game.

That's only because they suffered nine separate misfortunes. BC's video game team would never suffer nine separate misfortunes. Two? Sure, I could see that. Six? Meh, there's an outside chance. But nine? Pfft, I'd like to see that.
8  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Please add joyful positive here!!!! on: June 29, 2007, 05:17:06 PM
Bitchin'
9  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries on: June 06, 2007, 06:44:42 AM
Dumbass
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries on: April 19, 2007, 02:24:22 PM
Vagina Power

A Very Special Halloween Episode of Vagina Power

Click at your own risk (language only)

Gold, Jerry.
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges. on: April 02, 2007, 07:40:55 AM
Honesty compels me to say that I am already wondering about the visibility, and hoping that somehow Messmer can disguise himself as a potato man and gain access to the PA system long enough for a "Brave!"
12  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries on: January 29, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
Ever wondered what gives Donnie Davies the strength to resist "those feelings" and love God's way?

Is it God's infinite love and mercy?

Fuck no. It's a daily breakfast featuring.... Chicken Fried Bacon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

Steak testicles. Don't forget the sausage gravy. And be sure to salt them up while the grease is still warm.
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries on: January 24, 2007, 04:11:11 PM
    * Erasure

No fucking way!
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries on: January 24, 2007, 01:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.
15  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Olberman on Coulter on: July 10, 2006, 03:22:11 PM

By the way, I wouldn't mind blowing 10 or 15 minutes reading up on some of the Olberman stuff. A sex scandal, you say? Anybody got a link or something, or care to elaborate on some of the Olberman dirt, whether confirmed or not?
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