So does that mean its ok if I burn a bunch of tires in my backyard?  You know, for the team and stuff.

Yep.  I'd probably have sex with that law.

I just watched the highlights, Z was dealing.  I don't give a shit what Cecil or the Houston fans think.  73 out of 110 pitches were strikes.  He hit 98 in the 1st and stayed mid 90's with his fastball throughout the game.  His slider was on.  Regardless of where this game was played, that kind of stuff gives Z a good chance of throwing a no hitter.

Had Mr. Moneybags (and Selig) not been such a douche, the game could have been played elsewhere.  Z still would have been covered in steak sauce and win.

Also, Sweet Uncle Lou is a smart man:

What Apex said a couple of pages ago.

This.

Glad to see that LaRussa is keeping it classy, as usual.

Soriano apparently values his life and respects the killing power of TRL.

The elder and dead Theodore Roosevelt approves of Theodore Roosevelt Lilly's actions.

Ah, the famous Cheetah.

Looks like everyone had a ghey (good) time.  Well, except for the backwards hat crowd in the back.

Maybe I'll make it up next time.

Doh.  Well, you can blame it on me.  I broke teh Shoutbox and caused the Cubs to lose.  Today I was busy JO'ing into an EF5, so I didn't get a chance to screw up the Cubs or the SB.  There's always tomorrow... *evil laugh*

DOOOOOMMM!!!

Did Oleg end up going to the game?

I see what you did there.  Eggcellent.

These are good problems to have.  /just sayin'

Not long ago it looked like Kerry's career was basically over, so I'm glad to see him slaughtering the unbelievers in the closer role.  A KW punch to Mariotti's smug face is about the only thing that could make this story better.

The Marmot is obviously amazing and I'm sure he'll be closing at some point.  For now, he's a great weapon coming out of the pen as a stopper.  Personally, I think he's more valuable in his current position than as a closer.  How many times this year have we seen him come in with runners on base and strike out the side?  I'm too lazy to look it up, but it's happened more than a few times.

Howry, Marmol, Wood.  Thats a pretty damn intimidating (and usually effective) combo coming out of the pen in close games.  I'm not gonna complain, especially considering some of the shit this team has had in the pen in the past.

20 saves ogdens.  Somewhere, teh Shooter raises a beer to KW.

Good thing he survived being run over by the bus.

So why exactly does Joe Morgan still have a job?  Seriously.