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1  General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: MLB 2K9 on: February 03, 2009, 04:40:48 PM
Is it March 2, yet?

Yes.
2  General Category / The Old Feedbag / Re: Burgers on: February 03, 2009, 11:09:53 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

Don't fret. They have white wine for guys like you there.

See you there this summer then.

Let's bury the hatchet over a BJ.

Bartles and James, of course!
3  General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Office on: February 03, 2009, 11:08:33 AM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.

What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.
4  General Category / The Old Feedbag / Re: Burgers on: February 03, 2009, 10:43:13 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

You do a really good impression of a shitty human being.
5  General Category / The Old Feedbag / Re: Burgers on: February 03, 2009, 10:08:56 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.
6  General Category / The Old Feedbag / Re: Burgers on: February 03, 2009, 10:01:06 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html

Damn, I feel like I've walked by that corner many times and I've never heard of that place. I have to keep this place in mind.
7  General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Office on: February 02, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 

THI.

8  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: January 31, 2009, 07:11:22 PM
I don't know what Bad News Cubs is.  Is it real or is the entire thing sarcastic?  I assumed it was MikeC or something.

Amazingly, it's real.

Cf. http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6591.0

Kerm's felt his brunt before. Like some kind of Slipknot-listening homo.

Wow, ok. Now I get it. That guy is being serial. Super serial.
9  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: January 31, 2009, 12:07:03 PM

I like his closing to the article:

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Which computerized system had the D-Rays in first in September? Not a single fucking one, you morons.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/baseball/mlb/02/26/leap.year0303/

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Baseball Prospectus is not prepared to call the 2008 Tampa Bay Rays the best team in the AL, but its PECOTA projection system, which precisely predicted the White Sox' stunning 18-win falloff last season, forecasts an 88-74 finish for baseball's perennial bottom-feeders, a 22-win jump from 2007.


So wait - is Eli missing sarcasm again? Or am I misdiagnosing it?

Help.

- Concerned in Chicago
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: January 31, 2009, 01:03:10 AM
I admit that I, too, took TJ seriously.  I hate this thread now more than ever.  My sarcasm detector gets all scrambled here.  Damn you, TJ!

Damn it! I was fooled too. Skeptical, but fooled.

And right here, in this thread, I will go on the record as saying the Cubs will win the Central. My hairy testes say it's so.
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: January 30, 2009, 09:23:45 PM
I think I just now realized that the Gultess Asshole contingent was right last year all along.

Shit. I need a fucking shower.

Manny Ramirez in a Cards uniform anyone?
12  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Shitty O'Keas on: January 30, 2009, 08:55:26 PM
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

WHOA.  WHERE IS THAT LETTER ON MY KEYBOARD!  ==> "ſ"

From this angle, it looks like a dangling dong.

Yeah, but you're always wearing those dong-colored glasses.
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: January 30, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
This is fucking retarded. The Cubs will win their division by 15 games. They didn't lose to the Dodgers  because they weren't good enough, they lost because they played like a bunch of terrified nancy-boys. Somewhere in those rotten crevices you chumps call manginas there ought to be a very small sack of skin with two marbles in it. Reach up there and try to pull that back out to the exterior of that crevice. Go to RedTube and do some exercises to puff those marbles up a little. After you've done that about 1,257 times, you'll be ready to try your skills on... calm down now... yes... an actual woman. Not an attractive one, mind you. Oh, goodness no. Probably something a little meaty, with bad breath and a lot of tattoos that she apparently drew herself while stoned. But trust me, she'll do you if you buy her a steak dinner and a slice of cheesecake.

Stay away from this thread permanently. You've got alot of work to do before opening day. But I believe in you, sort of. Or at least I think the law of averages in favor of you finding your testicles before you shrivel up and die. You fucking twats.

I'm still not sure if TJ was being serious.
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: January 30, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
If TJ's on board the Gutless Express, what hope do we have?
15  General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: MLB 2K9 on: January 30, 2009, 07:37:25 PM
DPD, but that's apparently in-game footage.

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Obviously you guys see that it's up. I wanted to make two comments to quell any doubts.

1) The gameplay footage is actual footage from the game. Let me be clear about thatthat. The NBA one's were exactly the same, it was pulled from footage. We are not using CGI.

2) Please view the HD version of the film (http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/spor...r-trailer?hd=1). The one initially posted is kinda grainy. Until we are able to post it in house, that's what the thought will be but of course hit the HD link. Please discuss, I can answer some questions about it here.

A quote from one of the people on that site:

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only thing i dont like is the clothes , specially the pants..they look a bit too stiff for me

I hate you for making me read it.
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