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1  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Post #1908 on: August 11, 2009, 09:36:20 AM


So long, Stinktown!

Fuck Denver.
2  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer. on: August 03, 2009, 10:01:52 AM

Party at DRLP's
3  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread on: August 01, 2009, 10:41:11 PM
LoneStar?  Guest?  Did we just witness the implosion of an account here?

That motherlicker must not like Bailey's.
4  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread on: August 01, 2009, 10:24:05 PM
Fuck Notre Dame and fuck whatever that cockstain is going to do next inning.

Fuck 1-2-3 saves.
5  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread on: August 01, 2009, 10:01:48 PM
I know what you're thinking: "Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaley man-fish."

You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got somethin' to show ya. You know what that is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
6  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread on: August 01, 2009, 08:15:05 PM
And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd
7  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Curb Your Enthusiasm on: July 31, 2009, 11:34:40 AM
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older. 

No need to qualify your praise.

She's hot.

Seriously, though, the only reason she wasn't smoking hot as Elaine was because she had ridiculous 90s hair.

And ridiculous '90s clothes.
8  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Curb Your Enthusiasm on: July 31, 2009, 10:10:54 AM

So did you...

9  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Curb Your Enthusiasm on: July 31, 2009, 10:09:58 AM

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Is there any chance the reunion will be any good?

"You mean, as opposed to the finale?"

In hindsight, what did you think of the finale?

"Excellent show! Excellent show?"

And the people who criticized it?

"Morons! Morons!"

That.
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009. on: July 30, 2009, 06:33:00 PM
By my very unofficial count, the Pirates have now gotten rid of 32% of their Opening Day Roster.

I count 10 gone, for 40% of 25...

Adam LaRoche, Freddy Sanchez, Jack Wilson, Nyjer Morgan, Nate McLouth, Eric Hinske, Craig Monroe, Ian Snell, John Grabow, Sean Burnett
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Twatheads Twittering on: July 30, 2009, 05:29:05 PM
Nonseqwitter...

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932282630

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I wonder if kenny williams will hold a press conference to deny the floyd, richard, ramirez, and flowers for halliday.

about 7 hours ago from txt

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932520936

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Jim hendry said it wasnt fair to milton bradley when he hears trade rumors. Is it less fair to the four sox players in the tribune article.

about 6 hours ago from txt

Maybe it is less fair.

I suppose Hendry ought to apologize for writing that article and spreading whole-cloth rumors on the internet.
12  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever on: July 30, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
José Ascanio
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread on: July 30, 2009, 04:56:46 PM

Would that be the same Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pirates beat guy that Crazy Rumor Guy quoted?  Thanks for the scoop.

I'm guessing Mitch Atkins is part of this deal, which is why Stevens was called back up.  I wouldn't be surprised if Hart is sent with and Gorzelanny gets a start or two while Lilly is out.

Nope. He's just back because SAM FULD couldn't make it to Chicago in time.

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Jeff Stevens got as far as “downtown Chicago,” as he put it this morning, before the Cubs called him and told him to stay put. They officially recalled him this morning as they put center fielder Reed Johnson on the DL with his broken left foot.

For today, the Cubs will go with 13 pitchers on the roster. Center fielder Sam Fuld is on his way to Chicago. He’ll board the charter for Florida tonight to be called up from Iowa for tomorrow’s opener of a three-game series against the Marlins.

I had assumed Stevens was never going to Iowa in the first place—that he was just "sent down" momentarily to bring in a fresh bullpen arm after those first two games of the series.

I'd expect Atkins to head to Des Moines while FULD joins the team in Miami.

Shorter version: Weebs is wrong.
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium on: July 30, 2009, 02:23:11 PM
Fuck you, PenStone
15  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Twatheads Twittering on: July 30, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

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Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Poor Wiggum Sarah...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2932799263

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Chicago #3 Best City 4 Singles http://tinyurl.com/nmozka Like, to REMAIN single? Then yeah, it's pretty good.

about 3 hours ago from web

Quick! Fire up that eBay account again.
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