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4741  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck its silent in here....... on: February 26, 2010, 01:05:21 PM
It was like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse who couldn't tell you the truth if their lives depended on it.

Are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse known for their rhetorical skills? I'm just a heathen who doesn't know shit about biblery, but don't they just ride around on their horses fucking shit up?

They really just stood around in nice suits and talked a lot. It wasn't as dramatic as that bible would have you believe.
4742  General Category / The Dead Pool / Re: LOST: Boner or "Who has trouble finding a Boner at the Olympics?" on: February 25, 2010, 11:17:16 PM
Boner's gone flaccid.
4743  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Vote for Ackbar on: February 25, 2010, 06:04:31 PM
I'm not gonna lie. I would totally start rooting for Ole Miss if they do that.

Agreed.  I'd probably buy a shirt and a hat or something.  Isn't Ole Miss on CBS most weekends anyway during the college football season?

Nope. You were looking for Florida or LSU. Florida or LSU.
4744  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread on: February 25, 2010, 06:03:07 PM
Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

He was +1 with a goal against the Swedes. Not a terrible team by any stretch.
4745  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Spring Has Sprung 2010 on: February 25, 2010, 02:42:00 PM
Per the Kapman:
 
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Angel Guzman feels pain in his right shoulder. Shut down for a couple of days and then will be reevaluated. Not good news at all.

Go Cubs!
4746  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Spring Has Sprung 2010 on: February 25, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
Ryan Theriot was just hit on the wrist by something named Dolis in batting practice. I want this Dolis. Bring him to me. I will give him whatever he needs to finish the job.

Careful.  If Theriot goes down, they'll start Castro in the majors to satisfy the meatheads and he'll put up a .250/.298/.314 line this year and then everyone will hate him and he'll be run out of town before he's 22.

Good. Might as well get this new failure over and done with as quick as possible.
4747  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Spring Has Sprung 2010 on: February 25, 2010, 01:43:36 PM
Ryan Theriot was just hit on the wrist by something named Dolis in batting practice. I want this Dolis. Bring him to me. I will give him whatever he needs to finish the job.
4748  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread on: February 25, 2010, 01:23:21 PM
Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.
4749  General Category / On-Hoops.com / Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread on: February 25, 2010, 01:01:40 PM
http://twitter.com/goodmanonfox/status/9635261260

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Robbie Hummel's initial diagnosis is a torn ACL - he's currently in Indianapolis to confirm via an MRI -

Hummel looks to be done.

Darn it to heck.

Fiddlesticks!
4750  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Spartacus on: February 25, 2010, 01:00:30 PM
Some good fightin' in the latest episode. Spartacus has finally stopped looking like a bitch in the ring.


Yeah, what a fight scene. Who would have ever figured that the big match with the giant wouldn't be decided in 1.5 minutes and that the big bastard would get up and thrash the begrudging allies anew? Never saw that coming. Oh, and how about the vaunted Champion of Capua lying on his back, knowing he's fucked and helping Spartacus win by shining the light from the sun into the giant's eyes so that our hero could slay him? Awesome. That big ugly turd has been cut a thousand times and never beaten but his weakness was bright, shiny things and morans kept bringing dirty, rusty helmets in against him. D'ur!

This show is a fucking train wreck but I can't turn away because there are naked women everywhere.



I actually agree with this Apex comment.. I watch it for the tits.. Unfortunately this show as 35% dong, 10% guys kissing, and 55% plebian tits.. Not it's best sex showing.

Ever thought about going into marketing?
4751  General Category / You know why critics like Elvis Costello? / Re: Heavy Metal Friday on: February 25, 2010, 11:27:00 AM
We already know that Gojira is fucking awesome. I hadn't heard their album entitled Terra Incognita until recently and there's a song on there called Satan is a Lawyer that's fantastic. I'll try and find a link to the song when I get home from work but I think it's about Miroslav Satan and his other profession. I could be wrong. Maybe it's about a guy named Stan and they made a typo. Could be any number of things, really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sVcroVfiy4

Yeoman's work. Websense prevents me from bringing the glories of the web to you folks during the day.
4752  General Category / You know why critics like Elvis Costello? / Re: Heavy Metal Friday on: February 25, 2010, 11:19:14 AM
We already know that Gojira is fucking awesome. I hadn't heard their album entitled Terra Incognita until recently and there's a song on there called Satan is a Lawyer that's fantastic. I'll try and find a link to the song when I get home from work but I think it's about Miroslav Satan and his other profession. I could be wrong. Maybe it's about a guy named Stan and they made a typo. Could be any number of things, really.

4753  General Category / On-Hoops.com / Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread on: February 25, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.

With segues like that, it's a wonder your radio career hasn't taken off.

Speaking of segues, what's up with turtles? They live for a long time and stuff.
4754  General Category / On-Hoops.com / Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread on: February 24, 2010, 11:45:18 PM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.

Then what happened?

(prays for Robbie)

Prayin' won't do ya no good.

And you were totally gonna win that title. Aw.
4755  General Category / On-Hoops.com / Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread on: February 24, 2010, 08:56:36 PM
I would assume some of the disparity also has to do with the fact that it seems
that weaker teams from strong conferences seem more likely to get the 8/9
type seeds, where as strong teams from weak conferences tend to get the 10-12
and strong teams from weak conferences have a higher chance of going on a roll.

Of course, I could just be talking out of my ass.  I lack BC's college basketball
acumen.

Who among us doesn't? Our boy Brian has an enormous ass.



Well, there are some things down there weighing me down all the time.

When you're done with the glass dildo, you take it out.
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