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4741  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread on: May 28, 2010, 11:57:51 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Chicago-vs-Philadelphia-Who-has-the-better-cap?urn=nhl,244382&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Who's the better captain? Richards or Toews?

I see a Puck Daddy theme emerging.
4742  General Category / The Old Feedbag / Re: Beer on: May 28, 2010, 11:45:29 AM
This thread is perilously close to being moved to the dead pool.

Anyone ever had a Westvleteren 12?

I haven't.

Me neither.

I'm floored.

But, seriously... Three hours, Tonk.

NEVER take the A16 during spitsuur.
4743  General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: Red Dead Redemption on: May 28, 2010, 11:43:51 AM
Yeti and I got in some multiplayer, and it was a blast.  Fair warning.  As in any online game, many people play this like shitheads.  I spent about 15 minutes respawning and getting ridden down and killed by the same two people over and over.  It was pretty annoying.  I'm assuming that's what happened to you, Slak.  I couldn't get to where they spawned you in time.  But if you join a posse and stick together, the game is a lot of fun.  Before I met up with Yeti, I was in a posse of 8 (or whatever the maximum number is).  Six of us jumped into a stagecoach, rode right through the middle of a fort, and shot the place up.  I'm really enjoying this game.

That was exactly what was happening and my fat Mexican character couldn't find his shitty burro fast enough to get away. But then, also, the baby started crying so it was not to be.
4744  General Category / The Old Feedbag / Re: Beer on: May 28, 2010, 10:38:23 AM
This thread is perilously close to being moved to the dead pool.
4745  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread on: May 27, 2010, 05:32:58 PM

Quote from: Dunk
I think Chicago's top line is clearly the best . Philly has incredible flexibility and depth and having 2nd/3rd line snipers like giroux, briere is going to be the difference. If giroux gets shut down then it could be rough going. But he is a match-up nightmare right now. guess what the next article is going to say the flyers d is better also. Because it is. West fans need to stop acting like that walrus at the zoo in that video. you know what i mean.

Any ideas?

Sadly, yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA
4746  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread on: May 27, 2010, 03:27:36 PM
Contrarianism for contrarianism's sake.
4747  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread on: May 27, 2010, 09:46:30 AM
Wow - this is scary. I hope, for the sake of his career, that Andrew Cashner finds a way to get himself traded.

The fact that the little I've seen of him reminds me enough of a young Kerry Wood convinces me his arm will explode in three years, max.

So the best hope for the number one pitching prospect in the org. is either to be traded or have an arm explosion. Go Cubs.

Yes, I'm completely ruling out major league success as a starter in a Cubs uniform.
4748  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread on: May 27, 2010, 09:19:59 AM
Wow - this is scary. I hope, for the sake of his career, that Andrew Cashner finds a way to get himself traded.
4749  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Glee on: May 27, 2010, 09:18:59 AM
I will have to DVR the next episode of Glee.  Mrs. Cubbieblue is taking me with her to a Tupperware party.
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That sounds way better than watching Glee.
4750  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Lost: The Final Boner on: May 26, 2010, 10:50:22 PM
This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.

Who said it wasn't?

(And why am I even bothering?)

OK, I'll take the bait and piss off Pen by posting yet another message on the internet.

Before the Incident, everything was fine. As evidenced by the birth of Ethan.

The Incident caused some crazy electromagnetic/radiation stuff that messed with fetuses. So no babies. Ben brought Juliet to try to solve it, but she couldn't. So the Others stole some kids from the tail section to try to repopulate.

Claire didn't get pregnant on the Island, so she was fine. Sun got pregnant on the Island, but gave birth off it, so she was fine. I think that about covers it.

Turn off the lights and shut her down.
4751  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Chicago Shite Sox on: May 26, 2010, 08:18:12 PM
I was watching the game today because there was nothing else on. I have to side with Ozzie and the rest of these jerkoffs when it comes to Joe West. Everyone knows the guy is a world class piece of shit. He showed why today by throwing Buerhle out of the game after two questionable balk calls in the first 3 innings. Ozzie basically called him exactly what he is and he's going to get a massive fine, I'm sure. Buerhle might get one, too.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/ct-spt-0527-white-sox-indians-chicago20100526,0,5651857.story

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"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said of West.
4752  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest on: May 26, 2010, 11:43:38 AM
Not to be a dick or anything but I'm glad James Loney about got his neck snapped on that. Would of only been better had his neck actually snapped.

I'll hate him for the rest of his career.
4753  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Threa on: May 26, 2010, 10:46:31 AM
Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Look, you're not focused on the real story here. He makes too many errors. He is KILLING this team. They're an abysmal 9-8 since they called him up. Take him and that piece of shit Soriano and fire them into oblivion.
4754  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Chuck on: May 25, 2010, 09:04:48 PM
I enjoyed the hell out of the two hour finale.  Jeffster and their "two weekend" production of a video for Dead or Alive, Scott Bakula getting shot before he could Quantum Leap, Chuck getting his dad's Seiko in just enough time to keep his brain from exploding.

I'm very much looking forward to Chuck's rag tag team of off the grid spies next year.  Now, they just need to come up with a reason for Sarah and Ellie to have several topless pillow fights and we'll be all set.

It's a pretty bad ass set up. This show is consistently entertaining. There's never a dull episode.

I love Ellie and would like her to take her pants off.

Saved by the Bell:  The New Class

Don't think I don't remember. She was the reason I watched What About Brian.
4755  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Chuck on: May 25, 2010, 07:33:50 PM
I enjoyed the hell out of the two hour finale.  Jeffster and their "two weekend" production of a video for Dead or Alive, Scott Bakula getting shot before he could Quantum Leap, Chuck getting his dad's Seiko in just enough time to keep his brain from exploding.

I'm very much looking forward to Chuck's rag tag team of off the grid spies next year.  Now, they just need to come up with a reason for Sarah and Ellie to have several topless pillow fights and we'll be all set.

It's a pretty bad ass set up. This show is consistently entertaining. There's never a dull episode.

I love Ellie and would like her to take her pants off.
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