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4741  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 03:55:22 PM
Byrd will make 6.5 million in 2012. 5.5 in 2011. 3 in 2010.

At first glance, this seemed like a good thing.  Screw you for putting the years in reverse order.

Heh heh. There's nothing good about this.
4742  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 02:53:34 PM
The Cubs are a team of old players, slow players, injury prone players, bad defenders and impatient hitters. This should end well.
4743  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 02:10:03 PM
Byrd will make 6.5 million in 2012. 5.5 in 2011. 3 in 2010.
4744  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 01:24:54 PM

Last year was the first time in Byrd's career he had over 500 ABs.

And guys in their 30s coming off career years are always solid free agent signings.

The Cubs will win the Central with their 97 year old OF (only because 86 wins should do it), and get curb stomped in the playoffs again.



Nope.

Not because the Cubs are any good, but because every other team in the division is spectacularly shitty.

Just like last year.
4745  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 01:08:48 PM

Last year was the first time in Byrd's career he had over 500 ABs.

And guys in their 30s coming off career years are always solid free agent signings.

The Cubs will win the Central with their 97 year old OF (only because 86 wins should do it), and get curb stomped in the playoffs again.



Nope.
4746  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 12:53:56 PM
Get a rope. So I can hang myself.
4747  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 12:37:20 PM
Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.

I had absolutely no idea I was quoting that movie.  But it does make sense, given my undying love for Helen Hunt.

My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex.  Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado.

Where's the artificial crabmeat?

I was told there would be artificial crabmeat.

A fat guy in a bike helmet was here earlier. He ate it all.
4748  General Category / The Dead Pool / Re: 2010: The Year We Make Coffins on: December 31, 2009, 12:13:54 PM
In news that no one cares about - I'll be drafting my inaugural dead pool list at some point today. Keep an eye out.
4749  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11 on: December 31, 2009, 12:07:37 PM
Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.
4750  General Category / You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: Avatar on: December 31, 2009, 11:06:35 AM
Saw it last night on Imax. At first I didn't like the 3D. Maybe we were sitting too close though (2nd row), because things seemed out of focus on the sides of the screen. Or maybe my eyes needed to adjust, because after a few minutes I got used to it.

Yeah the plot was standard stuff, but I expected that. The dialogue wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

It looked amazing. I thought the animation in the Star Wars prequels looked stiff and fake, but with Avatar I forgot I was watching animation. The naked blue people were convincing. And unlike Watchmen, the naked blue people wear loincloths so you don't have see any blue penis.


I really liked Watchmen though...
4751  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Men of a Certain Age on: December 30, 2009, 03:04:06 PM
This show makes me want to get a prostate exam. For my health.
4752  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers on: December 30, 2009, 03:03:41 PM
Randall Cunningham?
4753  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: December 30, 2009, 12:52:30 AM
The wife and I are being gifted a new sectional couch of our choosing.

What happens if you don't choose a sectional?


The 5th circle of hell awaits.
4754  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: December 29, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
What's up geniuses?

The wife and I are being gifted a new sectional couch of our choosing. Anyone have any tips on where to look for the best quality couches in Chicago? Price isn't a huge factor but if you know some place that has really good service and quality, long lasting couches that'd be swell.

Aren't you moving?  Moving furniture sucks.  You should just gift me your gift of a couch.

I'm not moving for at least a couple years.
4755  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: December 29, 2009, 11:19:57 PM
What's up geniuses?

The wife and I are being gifted a new sectional couch of our choosing. Anyone have any tips on where to look for the best quality couches in Chicago? Price isn't a huge factor but if you know some place that has really good service and quality, long lasting couches that'd be swell.
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