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4741  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread on: April 12, 2010, 04:30:45 PM


Couldn't find a bigger pic, but I found this to be creepy-as-fuck.

Are you sure that's not an ad for rohypnol?
4742  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Score some fucking runs thread on: April 12, 2010, 02:24:14 PM
Thank you Xavier.
4743  General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Tonight Show on: April 12, 2010, 01:10:07 PM
Conan to TBS in November, George Lopez will air after.  So now there actually will be some late-night funny on the Very Funny Network.  Where was WGN America in the bidding?

I definitely positive that. Is Lopez actually getting guests that are worth a shit still?

George Lopez is insufferable. Does it matter who he's interviewing?
4744  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Justified on: April 12, 2010, 09:14:40 AM
Gentlemen! Now...I know you...

Fuck - if you don't love this show you hate TV and should throw yours away.
4745  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Justified on: April 12, 2010, 09:07:47 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

Cameron was great in this episode, as was the cranky old black dude who he swapped cars with.

"You can kiss my taint!"

"Up your sister's ass!"

That line was awesome. The cranky old black dude is from a ton of things I can't seem to remember. I liked Cameron's dumb ladyfriend. She was endearing.

I didn't think Ruck could be so versatile but I was impressed as hell.
4746  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Score some fucking runs thread on: April 12, 2010, 09:05:13 AM
Rudy says the main issue is the batting cage. And not getting enough time in it to work with the hitters.  It's hard to believe that a team this wealthy can't afford to fix the batting cage issues they've complained about for years.

I'm just glad there are excuses.
4747  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Splooge Sploogearama Sploogefest on: April 11, 2010, 05:43:07 PM


Update: Paul has 27 friends.
4748  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Gorzesplooge? on: April 11, 2010, 04:57:05 PM
I thought Kosuke was good again. I'm a little worried about Ramirez. Should I be?

No.
4749  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread on: April 11, 2010, 03:09:27 PM
Bump.

I've always liked Fukudome. Always will. He's a good ballplayer.

I hope he plays well enough to get his contract extended.

You do know he's still got 2011 as a Cub.

And he's one of, what, three guys hitting over .200?
4750  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread on: April 10, 2010, 05:02:58 PM
Bump.

I've always liked Fukudome. Always will. He's a good ballplayer.
4751  General Category / The Dead Pool / How many Polacks does it take to crash a plane? on: April 10, 2010, 05:02:10 PM


http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/top/all/6953198.html

4752  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Carlos Silva's Mami Endorsed SPLOOGE-A-THON* (Porque va a HAI) on: April 09, 2010, 08:00:36 PM
Soooo...
4753  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2010 Chicago Cubs: Chemistry Is The Answer (For Now) on: April 09, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
So the most irritating part of the season so far is not the pitching. It's not the meager hitting. It's not Carlos Silva's existence. No.

It's that goddamn Pepsi commercial.

WHOA OH OH. One tribe y'all.

I haven't seen it. I'm still clubbing baby seals over last year's Pepsi abortion by the Black Eyed Peas. Did they do commit this one too?

You're goddamn right they did.

Kill me.

All you have to do is not watch a single Cubs game or watch them all on DVR or mute all commercials and never once forget. I promise you they show this once an inning.
4754  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2010 Chicago Cubs: Chemistry Is The Answer (For Now) on: April 09, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
So the most irritating part of the season so far is not the pitching. It's not the meager hitting. It's not Carlos Silva's existence. No.

It's that goddamn Pepsi commercial.

WHOA OH OH. One tribe y'all.

I haven't seen it. I'm still clubbing baby seals over last year's Pepsi abortion by the Black Eyed Peas. Did they do commit this one too?

You're goddamn right they did.
4755  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2010 Chicago Cubs: Chemistry Is The Answer (For Now) on: April 09, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
So the most irritating part of the season so far is not the pitching. It's not the meager hitting. It's not Carlos Silva's existence. No.

It's that goddamn Pepsi commercial.

WHOA OH OH. One tribe y'all.
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