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4786  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th on: September 08, 2009, 12:44:43 PM
Ed Sherman says Barney Frank is stopping poor caddies from going to college.

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Last year, the BMW was in St. Louis while Cog Hill was being renovated. Thanks to big crowds from a town that was anxious to see pro golf, the WGA earned $3.3 million for the Evans Scholars, a program that awards scholarship money to caddies.

However, Mr. Kaczkowski is comparing this year's tournament to 2007 in terms of revenue. In 2007, the WGA netted $2.4 million for the Evans Scholars.

He projects this year's tournament will "hopefully net $2 million."

"We'll be substantially down," he said.

"The Frank Effect" has been telling, Mr. Kaczkowski said.

"Early on, we had companies say, 'Hey, we just don't have the money,' " Mr. Kaczkowksi said. "Then it went to, 'We can't risk being associated with the tournament' after Frank's statements."


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In fact, several companies that remain on as sponsors won't be displaying their names. If you were observant, you actually saw it at the recent Solheim Cup at Rich Harvest Farms. There were signs that said "Villa No. 2." That was code for, "We don't want to advertise to Rep. Frank that we're out here."

You will see the same thing at Cog Hill.

The Wednesday Pro-Am, another huge moneymaker, also has been impacted. The WGA went from having a waiting list for slots (which go for $8,000) to actively selling the event. Again, it largely was due to the "Frank Effect."

"No. 1, they didn't want to be seen on the golf course," Mr. Kaczkowski said. "No. 2, they can't find customers who want to be seen on the course."

As a result of Mr. Frank's statements and the economy, the tournament had to make adjustments to try to offset the lost sponsorship revenue. A large marketing campaign had helped pre-tournament ticket sales jump 10% compared with 2007. If the weather cooperates, Mr. Kaczkowski said, the tournament should draw more than 150,000 people for the week, surpassing 2007.

But ticket sales only go so far. The loss of sponsorship money is a huge hole to fill.

The bottom line is that the Evans Scholars will have less cash to offer scholarships this year. Perhaps as many as 50 deserving students/caddies won't receive the opportunity to go to college.

The world needs ditch-diggers, too.

I remember the Evans Scholars house at UI.  It was tremendously expensive and housed some tremendously un-scholarly people.  This is all about getting a digg in at Barney Frank, which I'm cool with.

That. If I remember correctly, they actually had a huge new house going up about 4 or 5 years ago. On my list of people to feel sorry for at the moment, the Spaulding Smailses of the world are pretty far down there. Maybe they can auction off a couple of the gold bidets from that swanky new pad to make up for the lost scholarships.

I also don't think it's too ridiculous to assume that cost cutting measures put into effect by pretty much every company in this economy - including a decrease corporate sponsorships - might be a teeny tiny contributing factor (while obviously nowhere near as devastating as THE BARNEY FRANK EFFECT) to the WGA's problems.

This part three. Those Evans Scholars lived in a brand new, awesome house and had raging parties every weekend. I guess, if anything, it sucks that a few caddies won't get to take part in those shenanigans.
4787  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009 College Football Thread on: September 05, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
So what did you guys think of that Illini season? Wasn't very long or exciting.
4788  General Category / Boobtube / Re: Battlestar Galactica series on: September 03, 2009, 08:38:41 AM
So Jimmy Hendrix is God, but he hates to be called God?

Huh?
4789  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread on: September 02, 2009, 11:29:29 AM
Deny this, Glenn Beck.



Jeez, he looks guilty. So many people think he is, so the story must have legs.
4790  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread on: September 02, 2009, 10:57:58 AM
Wow, I don't know if this is true or not. There's no proof to say it didn't happen. I fear it may have happened.

4791  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: September 02, 2009, 10:16:19 AM


I had thought about ripping out the equipment in my mobile home/lab and hitting the road.  This might have clinched it.  Besides, I could hit Billy's Bar-B-Q in Lexington on the way.

I really like that drive until you hit Indiana.
4792  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: September 02, 2009, 10:02:13 AM
That sounds promising.  Thanks.

http://www.amazon.com/Eagle-Shipping-Problems/forum/Fx2QY70ZTVCVQR6/Tx1W1WQ7O2F5KIT/1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B000N50RLO

Sounds like you'd be better suited just grabbing a van, some Tab, a couple grams of crank, and making a road trip of it.

This actually might be the best plan, no joke. Hey, you've already got homemade crank!

EDIT: here's another option for shipping. I don't think they're as bad as Eagle.

http://www.aitworldwide.com/
4793  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: September 02, 2009, 09:20:04 AM
Anyone have a good recommendation/experience with shipping companies?  Specifically, I'm looking to ship a 60-inch Flat Screen from Durham, N.C. to my meth lab in Chicago and have no idea where to start.  Should I just use FedEx?  Thanks.



You might have to use a heavy freight company like Eagle to ship that. And they break shit. All the time.
4794  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: September 02, 2009, 08:59:11 AM
Or maybe I've just been watching the Cubs for too long.

Seriously.

But hey - the Go Cubs Go celebration was on like Donkey Kong after tonight's win.

Pathetic.

Not as pathetic as your Bailey's-fueled downstairs mixup.

The only thing left to do is to make yourself up a tasty funk shake from that funky ball of tits from outer space.

(Shit, this ball producin' some sweet cream.)

What about the boat times?
4795  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: September 01, 2009, 10:06:12 PM
Or maybe I've just been watching the Cubs for too long.

Seriously.

But hey - the Go Cubs Go celebration was on like Donkey Kong after tonight's win.

Pathetic.
4796  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes on: September 01, 2009, 09:20:30 PM
So Gregg is not the closer anymore because he sucked at it. Check.

Marmol is the closer, because Lou thinks he has the best chance at getting the last three outs. Not the hardest three outs. Just the last three. So if Tejada, Berkman and Lee are coming up in the eighth you bring in the recently failed closer to get them out.

HUH?

I'm so fucking sick and tired of this old school logic that the closer has to pitch the ninth. If Marmol is your "closer" he should be pitching the meat of the order in the late innings. Wouldn't you want your best pitcher facing their best hitters? I'm at a loss. I feel like this kind of dumb shit will never go away. Or maybe I've just been watching the Cubs for too long.

It's not even important that Gregg got out of the inning safely. It's the principle, damn it.
4797  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Totally Unlistenable on: September 01, 2009, 03:57:57 PM
I was watching ESPN yesterday afternoon (my first mistake), and I have no idea who this woman was hosting this SportsCenter-esque show, but she made at least three factual errors in about 10 minutes of watching.  First, she made a comment about how Garland and Thome getting traded to the Dodgers indicated that the Giants are making a run at the postseason.  Then, she incorrectly reported the Reds-Pirates final score as 5-4, when the screen clearly indicated it was 4-3.  I forget the third error, but she was astonishingly bad.  When she made the Dodgers-Giants blunder, I forget which ESPN baseball "insider" was there, but he just looked stunned.

I don't know her name but was it the really, really skinny broad with the Sideshow Bob hair? She's terrible. TERRIBLE.

Yes.  Exactly.

She makes me hate sports. I'm actually really glad I'm not the only one that noticed this. I should just start airing my grievances directly to you.
4798  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium on: September 01, 2009, 03:43:27 PM
Nitpicking.

God damn you, Slaky. Don't make me post more tits.

Hey, I can't make you do anything.
4799  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium on: September 01, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
I think definitely a few of those are dead on in describing Milton's behavior.  But if you want to just nitpick at words, I guess I'm done with this argument, because that's annoying.

I'm not nitpicking. "Sociopath" is a specific diagnosis, not a blanket descriptor for every jerk with an attitude problem. Even you genuinelly consider Milton to be a "sociopath", then I guess I'm at a loss for why he would also be an asshole. The behavior would be largely out of his control. Wouldn't that be a reason to be more empathetic toward his plight?

In any event, I didn't intend to be confrontational toward you as we seem to be of the same basic opinion. We both think he's earned his contract. You want him to shut up. I don't really care one way or the other if he shuts up.

My main problem with the Milton issue is the perception that he hasn't earned his contract. It's flawed and been proven untrue, yet it continues to be publicized because people who don't understand player valuation are throwing around HR and RBI totals.

I can certainly agree with you that this argument is stupid. Here's a scantily-clad lass:





Nitpicking.
4800  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Totally Unlistenable on: September 01, 2009, 02:51:06 PM
I was watching ESPN yesterday afternoon (my first mistake), and I have no idea who this woman was hosting this SportsCenter-esque show, but she made at least three factual errors in about 10 minutes of watching.  First, she made a comment about how Garland and Thome getting traded to the Dodgers indicated that the Giants are making a run at the postseason.  Then, she incorrectly reported the Reds-Pirates final score as 5-4, when the screen clearly indicated it was 4-3.  I forget the third error, but she was astonishingly bad.  When she made the Dodgers-Giants blunder, I forget which ESPN baseball "insider" was there, but he just looked stunned.

I don't know her name but was it the really, really skinny broad with the Sideshow Bob hair? She's terrible. TERRIBLE.
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