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4891  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Totally Unlistenable on: July 29, 2009, 09:47:50 AM
Have you actually listened to Grace very much?  He's not as good as you think.

This is very true.

He's been saddled with bad partners and has gotten better, but great he ain't.

I'm surprised anyone thinks he's good.

So who do you want in perfect Slaky word of positive?  I'm just looking for solutions that might make some sense, because I will jump out of my moving car if I have to listen to another season of Santo.   

I will agree that Grace is not awesome...but I think he's passable.

Again, I also think it's 10x easier for the Cubs to shove Santo out if they can replace him with someone who brings a little more "warm and fuzzies" to the Kool-Aid drinkers that have been propping up Santo.  I just don't think Moreland or Otto get that job done.   Whether or not we like it, this situation is a bit more complicated because of the people and PR sensitivity involved.  Tis all I'm saying.

I nominate Slaky himself, just so I can hear someone call Ryan Braun 39 different varieties of "douche" on-air.

You underestimate Slak's versatility in this particular area.

Guys, slow down - I'm just too enamored with my current position. There's no way life can get any better than this. So I'll have to withdraw my name from consideration at this time.

That said, LDA you and I and everyone else here, whether we love, hate or are indifferent to Ron Santo as a broadcaster, must realize the only thing that's going to eject him from the booth permanently is the bony hand of the reaper. I'll be honest, that sucks. Ron Santo has dealt with a lot of shit. Does that mean we should enjoy listening to him scream through entire Cub games? No, that's up to you.

The guy is going to die, probably sooner than later. And you'll have a new guy in the booth with Pat soon enough.
4892  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Totally Unlistenable on: July 28, 2009, 02:09:09 PM
Have you actually listened to Grace very much?  He's not as good as you think.

This is very true.

He's been saddled with bad partners and has gotten better, but great he ain't.

I'm surprised anyone thinks he's good.
4893  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Open "FYC" Thread on: July 27, 2009, 11:00:16 PM
And a much deserved FYCFiHP
4894  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Twatheads Twittering on: July 26, 2009, 06:40:05 PM
Poop sap.

That's what they make poop syrup from.

That typo turned out way better than intended.
4895  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Twatheads Twittering on: July 26, 2009, 05:44:17 PM
Tweet tweet.

Quote
From:    dlkaplan@tribune.com
Subject:    Re: stoney
Date:    July 26, 2009 4:33:07 PM CDT
To:    duck.chickens@gmail.com

Geez.
All the Best!

David Kaplan
WGN Radio/Comcast SportsNet

Quote
From: Chuck Dickens
To: Kaplan, Dave
Sent: Sun Jul 26 14:31:30 2009
Subject: Re: stoney
http://blackdogue.net/Playgirl2/SteveStone/SteveStone.html

Quote
On Jul 26, 2009, at 4:28 PM, Kaplan, Dave wrote:

Funny guy!

What is that from?

David Kaplan
Have a great day!

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On Jul 26, 2009, at 4:26 PM, "Chuck Dickens" <duck.chickens@gmail.com> wrote:

hey kap any birdys wispering about this guy gettin shipped to chigaco?

http://i28.tinypic.com/jgqgq0.jpg

duck

Begin forwarded message:

From: duck.chickens@gmail.com
Date: July 26, 2009 8:47:15 AM CDT
To: dlkaplan@tribune.com
Subject: stoney

kap love youre work at chicagonow just wondrin why stoneys grindin his axe agin the cubbis the way he is on the twitster.

keep up the work

duck

Why do I feel bad for ripping on Kap all the time? He's just a nice, lame guy who believes everything he's told. Poop sap.
4896  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Twatheads Twittering on: July 26, 2009, 10:47:10 AM
Not that Steve Stone would take the time to read anything regarding his performance as Chicago's foremost pompous jackass, but I'd like to see Dolan take him on in the next dose. Time to see if we can register on his radar.
4897  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Twatheads Twittering on: July 25, 2009, 08:08:45 PM
But, really... Why stop there?

Quote from: BaseballStone
Jason marquis has the most wins in baseball with 12. Can bob apodaca be that much better than larry rothchild, or did that trade stink.

5:52 AM Jul 21st from txt

Quote from: BaseballStone
Have you noticed that sox rookie gordon beckham is hitting .304 with 2 more rbi than cubs superstar milton bradley. Milt 10m beck 300 thou.

7:07 AM Jul 22nd from txt

Quote from: BaseballStone
Congrats to milton bradley for staying off the disabled list for 75 games as of fridays tilt with cinci. It kicks in a 12mil 2011 contract.

6:19 AM Jul 23rd from txt

Not one tweet about Burly the day of his perfecto.

Stoney's all but going all Cubs all the time these days. Guess he knows what Sox fans want.

My friend told me about him instigating all this shit about Bradley.  Fuck Stone.  I can't believe I liked the guy for a while when he was still doing Cubs games.  What a miserable piece of shit.

I hope he finds his old friend Valley Fever soon.
4898  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: July 25, 2009, 08:03:02 PM
Does anyone know of a good bar (or restaurant) in the loop that has a good collection of single malt?  Preference is for something west loop, by Ogilvie.  Thanks.

I'm in Glasgow right now and just had a couple wonderful drinks. A Glenmorangie Cellar 13 and then the complete opposite, an Islay whisky, Laphroaig. Delicious.

I'm hammered.
4899  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009. on: July 23, 2009, 05:26:36 PM
Now they're rumored to be offering their top position prospect (Wallace) in a package to the A's for Matt Holladay. 

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Matt-Holliday-back-to-causing-giddiness-around-l?urn=mlb,178372

Some more info on the resurgence of Holliday here. This would be bad. For those not willing to click the link (I don't blame you), Buster Olney's source puts the chances of a deal happening at 50/50.
Intrepid Reader: Lt. Frank Drebin
But there's only a 75% chance of that.

Or more. BaseballStone says, for whatever reason, that this deal is more than likely.
4900  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009. on: July 23, 2009, 03:50:38 PM
Now they're rumored to be offering their top position prospect (Wallace) in a package to the A's for Matt Holladay. 

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Matt-Holliday-back-to-causing-giddiness-around-l?urn=mlb,178372

Some more info on the resurgence of Holliday here. This would be bad. For those not willing to click the link (I don't blame you), Buster Olney's source puts the chances of a deal happening at 50/50.
4901  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th on: July 22, 2009, 04:17:26 PM
Where is all the good Obama news of him saving the United States and the world? You would think with him fixing everything you guys would be chugging on his dick 24/7 about how awesome he is over Bush.

My guess is with the Stimulus turning out to be a real turd, cap and trade talk, another turd trying to be forced down your throats in Health Care Reform, The IG scandals, the government ownership of car companies (sales down 22%, like no one saw that coming), massive tax increases looming, and Obama's bold faced lies about how he was going to run a more open and transparent government compared to Bush, there just isn't a whole lot of good news coming out from Obama world.

I will be watching to see if Obama has the stones to say "We Rescued the Economy" tonight. Lets see the stimulus was supposed to create 3 million jobs and cap unemployement from rising above 8%. Its above 9.5% and the economy has lost 3 million jobs.

But hey lets fear monger about health care tonight and try to convince the American people about another bill you have no idea whats in again, i am sure things will turn out just as good. Just lather on its all Bush's fault, throw in a catchy change/hope slogan, lie to peoples faces and they will come back and vote for you again.

The only thing stopping this country from going down the failed route of free health care is those Blue Dog Democrats who actually look to be standing firmly in the way of this. The first side to show a real spine against Obama is a small block of Democrats, good for them.

Wait...who's doing the fear-mongering about health care?

I liked the part where MikeC said that change is a catchy slogan then says the plan to change health care is a turd. That was well done.
4902  General Category / Paperback Writer / Nixonland on: July 22, 2009, 07:03:40 AM
Anyone read this? Gil, I'm casting a glance in your direction.

Nixonland at Amazon.
4903  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Open "FYC" Thread on: July 20, 2009, 04:58:23 AM
Whatever, Sam Fuld could have done that.
4904  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Splooge Sploogearama Sploogefest on: July 17, 2009, 04:55:58 PM
Yes.  I've asked for it before.  I will ask for it again.

I'm nothing if not consistent a dirty meth head.


No hard feelings'd?
4905  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Ahem.... Harden to have surgery? on: July 17, 2009, 10:30:02 AM
For the day games Harden just needs use Kaplan's tanning plan prior to taking the mound.

Which is what? Rubbing Peanut Satay all over his skin?
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