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1  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Totally Unlistenable on: April 25, 2013, 01:03:38 PM
DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

If I have to listen to the game on the radio, I usually go with the opponent's broadcast, unless they are total asshats (like tHom).

I can't abide by this nonsense. Pat Hughes trumps any idiot that sits next to him. I don't even mind Zonk.

I don't mind Zonk either. He's just a guy.

He's a really boring guy. I love Pat, but there is no chemistry. They were talking about pizza the other day, and Pat asked him what he liked. He gave a one word answer... "pepperoni"... the most predictable and boring answer to the question possible.
2  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2012-13 Chicago Blackhawks/NHL/Stink Bowman should be FYERRED Thread on: March 07, 2013, 11:45:53 AM
I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

Is that why I keep seeing people say that this is sexist?

Apparently.



I saw that last night on Twitter and was blown away by the ability to find sexism is a simple pubic hair reference.

Isn't having untamed insanely gross pubic hair a hygiene thing vs. a woman thing?

If you happen to be a woman trim your shit. If you're a dude, trim your shit.

And then glue it to your buddy's face.
3  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2012-13 Chicago Blackhawks/NHL/Stink Bowman should be FYERRED Thread on: March 07, 2013, 09:48:26 AM
I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.
4  General Category / The Dead Pool / Re: He can probably get a discount on the burial... on: March 07, 2013, 09:42:11 AM
I would have thought Paul Bearer was in his 50's when he started out in WWF.
5  General Category / You know why critics like Elvis Costello? / Re: Paging Oleg, perhaps on: January 31, 2013, 02:34:43 PM
I had no idea such a thing existed, much less for 53 years.  This looks cool.  Unfortunately, I will be out of town.  I wish I could make it.  Elmore James Jr. is playing.  Cool.

I'm pretty sure Elmore James has been dead for a long long time.

Elmore Jr. has been banging around forever. Competent bluesman. Kind of like any of BB King's roughly 200 kids.

I'm surprised BB only has 200 kids. He got an early start, claiming to have lost his virginity when he was 6.
6  General Category / On-Hoops.com / Re: 2012-2013 Boozer leads the Bulls to a last seed in the playoffs thread on: January 31, 2013, 11:18:30 AM
So how about that Jimmy Butler? He's looking like a good sports player in the recent basketball games.

Jimmy is bored by this post and the game of basketball and everything else.



7  General Category / You know why critics like Elvis Costello? / Re: Paging Oleg, perhaps on: January 31, 2013, 11:13:55 AM
I had no idea such a thing existed, much less for 53 years.  This looks cool.  Unfortunately, I will be out of town.  I wish I could make it.  Elmore James Jr. is playing.  Cool.

I'm pretty sure Elmore James has been dead for a long long time.
8  General Category / The Dead Pool / Re: Twelve days of Deathmas... on: December 31, 2012, 07:19:28 PM
In... it's easy when most of your list is still alive.
9  General Category / The Dead Pool / Re: A Chicagoan on: November 08, 2012, 11:58:19 AM
Sorry, Stew.
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived on: November 08, 2012, 11:53:17 AM
If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

One of my conservative Facebook "friends" threatened to move to Sweden.
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots on: October 31, 2012, 12:49:16 PM
Obama's win expectancy dropped to 72.9% in 24 hours, so we have movement, folks.

Yup... Down from 74.6% on Oct 28.

Which was up from 73.6% on Oct 27.

Which was down from 74.4% on Oct 26.

Which was up from 73.1% on Oct 25.

Which was up from 71.0% on Oct 24.

Which was up form 68.1% on Oct 23.

Which was down from 72.0% on Aug 10.

Which was up from 67.7% on July 13.

Which was up form 63.7% on May 31.

MITTMENTUM!

And now back up again to 77.4%

We have movement.

12  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Bob Gould will kick your balls in for you. on: October 31, 2012, 12:41:49 PM
Belated splooge for the best kicker this franchise has ever seen.

Kevin Butler and Bob Thomas would like to have a word with you ... and they would be wrong.

Until Robbie makes an All-Madden team I'll stick with Butthead as the best Bears kicker.
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: October 31, 2012, 12:37:57 PM
Is there an easy way to access this place on those fancy interweb phones? Like a message board reader app? I hate using the browser on my phone so I end up wasting my time with stupid games/reddit/twitter instead of wasting my time here.

There's always this: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?;wap2

Huge improvement in readability, thanks.

Wish it could still have the "Show unread posts since last visit" option.

It still highlights the categories that have new posts in red to give you that information.

Ahh...I see that. Didn't know what the red meant.

Only site indeed.

Yeah this is great. So much easier to read. Thanks. This is probably a stupid question, but you can't post right?
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: October 23, 2012, 06:39:19 PM
Is there an easy way to access this place on those fancy interweb phones? Like a message board reader app? I hate using the browser on my phone so I end up wasting my time with stupid games/reddit/twitter instead of wasting my time here.

I've never found one, but it looks like this one might work. 
Though Andy may need to install some sort of MOD. 


I think I tried that one. It didn't work, but it looks like Andy could fix that. Problem is he never comes here so he'll never know about it. He does tweet a lot though. If only it was easier to access Desipio on a smart phone, then he might see this.
15  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need... on: October 23, 2012, 03:03:39 PM
Is there an easy way to access this place on those fancy interweb phones? Like a message board reader app? I hate using the browser on my phone so I end up wasting my time with stupid games/reddit/twitter instead of wasting my time here.
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