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General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Walking Dead
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on: November 30, 2011, 07:41:04 PM
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A-pluses for both R-V's and Slak's posts, but I still think the shittiest example of "writing" was when the Bohunk-fucking blonde turned from a skittish, suicidal pussy to a BOOM! head-shottin', cold-blooded, zombie-killin' MACHINE in literally ten seconds. I honestly think Falling Skies was written better than this pile, and Falling Skies was (is?) godawful.
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General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Walking Dead
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on: November 28, 2011, 02:49:29 PM
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Someone has to get Kerm's back, here. This is a lot of wasted potential right here. Instead of killing off all of these unlikeable characters we're spending each week finding out just how right we were that they're irredeemable pieces of shit.
I like Glenn because he's useful and I like Maggie but really, only because she's hot. The scene where she suddenly got all worked up about Glenn being a leader and not realizing it yet was an After School Special kind of hokey out-of-nowhere melodrama. "Listen Glenn, we've known each other for three days and you may have fucked me because I let you because I thought we were going to die and also I loved zombies until that one tried to eat my arm but you killed it and I LOVE YOU. DONT YOU GO DYIN ON ME!"
Damn, and I liked Maggie.
Also, Horse Doctor and his Psycho Farm is getting real fucking old. These people should be on the run trying to find out if there is any hope outside of Buttfuck, GA but instead they're sitting around trying to find Susan Powter's fucking daughter. Shane said it himself: in the regular, civilized world they give up on this kid after 72 hours. They think she survived out there? And they're all getting crippled while they try to find her. They'd save a lot of time if they'd just have Bohunk put a live chamber in Ms. Powter's skull, leave her behind for zedhead bait and hit the fucking road. Think of all the gas they could get from the cars along the road.
Plus think of how much more interesting it would be if they were traveling rather than spending time playing hide and go seek with a dead girl.
I'll keep watching, though.
I agree with everything in this post. The writing on this show is awful. If you've got writers of Mad Men or Breaking Bad quality you can have entire episodes of people sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and it'll still be entertaining, but that's not the case on this show. At this point the only way they could redeem the wheel-spinning Sophia search is if she walks into camp as a zombie and her mom blows her head off. That's the kind of depraved action I'm jonesing for.Well it was Rick instead of Weepy Mom, but I'll take it, especially considering the level of Bohunk Madness we saw. Nice to see something finally happen after several weeks of boring. I was mildly impressed that the writers had the balls to write the "realistic" ending for Sophia. Now can they PLEASE leave the goddamn farm? |
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General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Walking Dead
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on: November 22, 2011, 01:17:48 PM
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Someone has to get Kerm's back, here. This is a lot of wasted potential right here. Instead of killing off all of these unlikeable characters we're spending each week finding out just how right we were that they're irredeemable pieces of shit.
I like Glenn because he's useful and I like Maggie but really, only because she's hot. The scene where she suddenly got all worked up about Glenn being a leader and not realizing it yet was an After School Special kind of hokey out-of-nowhere melodrama. "Listen Glenn, we've known each other for three days and you may have fucked me because I let you because I thought we were going to die and also I loved zombies until that one tried to eat my arm but you killed it and I LOVE YOU. DONT YOU GO DYIN ON ME!"
Damn, and I liked Maggie.
Also, Horse Doctor and his Psycho Farm is getting real fucking old. These people should be on the run trying to find out if there is any hope outside of Buttfuck, GA but instead they're sitting around trying to find Susan Powter's fucking daughter. Shane said it himself: in the regular, civilized world they give up on this kid after 72 hours. They think she survived out there? And they're all getting crippled while they try to find her. They'd save a lot of time if they'd just have Bohunk put a live chamber in Ms. Powter's skull, leave her behind for zedhead bait and hit the fucking road. Think of all the gas they could get from the cars along the road.
Plus think of how much more interesting it would be if they were traveling rather than spending time playing hide and go seek with a dead girl.
I'll keep watching, though.
This show fucking sucks. It's sad that a show about zombies can be so aggressively BORING. I have no idea why I'm still watching, but it's sort of fun watching such bad writing made so much worse by terrible acting. The scene where Rick and Lori were deciding whether or not to have the kid was pure agony. Also, THIS.  If AMC is so desperate for a zombie show, just have Gus reappear on Breaking Bad next year. I'LL WATCH THAT. |
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General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Office
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on: November 08, 2011, 08:20:34 PM
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This show hasn't jumped the shark, it's flown into a skyscraper.
I thought Spader might keep it decent, and I still think he was a fantastic addition. But, yeah, the entire show was a Steve Carrell vehicle, and now there's no one driving it. |
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General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Walking Dead
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on: November 08, 2011, 08:16:17 PM
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I'm still watching this show, but it's 40 minutes of boring writing and terrible acting wrapped around 10 minutes of awesome zombie porn.
How do you find the time? I missed this place so much. |
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General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Walking Dead
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on: November 08, 2011, 07:47:31 PM
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I'm still watching this show, but it's 40 minutes of boring writing and terrible acting wrapped around 10 minutes of awesome zombie porn.
You couldn't be more wrong. Ah, the old "wrong opinion" theory. It's every single tired zombie movie cliche (the guys at the high school didn't hear 50 zombies ten feet away until one of them slammed into a chain-link fence?), but now it's strung out over three seasons instead of 90 minutes. That leaves for an awful lot of down time, whining, and repetitive dialog. The only interesting character in the whole bunch is the Boondock Saints guy, and they've hardly spent any time on him. I find every one of the other characters to be grating, whether it's because of the bad writing, bad acting, or bad accents. Again, the 10 minutes of solid zombie action per week is entertaining, and has obviously kept me watching. But bad drama is bad drama, whether there are zombies involved or not. |
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General Category / Boobtube / Re: The Walking Dead
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on: November 08, 2011, 04:03:43 PM
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I'm still watching this show, but it's 40 minutes of boring writing and terrible acting wrapped around 10 minutes of awesome zombie porn.
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General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: Red Dead Redemption
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on: November 07, 2011, 11:03:22 AM
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So, anyway, I bought Fallout and never really got into it - I just couldn't get comfortable with the combat system, and it wasn't a lot of fun. So, when STonk went away on a course, a week ago, I treated myself to Red Dead Redemption, and have played the tits off it ever since. What a game. It's extremely playable, absolutely huge and great fun - and the acting is absolutely top fucking drawer. If you haven't got round to buying this yet, you should.
I'm with you. I love the idea of all of Bethesda's games, but I'm way too easily distracted by sidequests and all of that nonsense. It took me forever to finish Fallout 3, and I'm resigned to the fact that I will never finish Oblivion. But I played the hell out of Red Dead Redemption. The multiplayer is even great fun. And the Undead Nightmare pack is worth every penny. It's a huge amount of content for the price. I think they're are still a ton of side missions I have to finish in Fallout 3 and New Vegas. I want to say I was able to finish Oblivion, but I don't know for sure. This coming Friday, however, Skyrim comes out. It took the designers of the game 2 and a half hours to finish it, whereas it took them about an hour and change to finish Oblivion. This should be huge. Skyrim looks incredible, meaning I should stay far, far away from it. |
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General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: Grand Theft Auto V
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on: November 07, 2011, 11:02:14 AM
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The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing. For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies. I suppose that's pretty NSFW. http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0Is it Josh Brolin? Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO? Welcome back, old chum. Where the fuck have you been? Thanks, Tonks! I've been here and there. Mostly there, I guess. You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day. That landscaping job is paying unexpected dividends, eh? What is..."job"? |
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General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: Red Dead Redemption
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on: November 05, 2011, 11:49:38 AM
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So, anyway, I bought Fallout and never really got into it - I just couldn't get comfortable with the combat system, and it wasn't a lot of fun. So, when STonk went away on a course, a week ago, I treated myself to Red Dead Redemption, and have played the tits off it ever since. What a game. It's extremely playable, absolutely huge and great fun - and the acting is absolutely top fucking drawer. If you haven't got round to buying this yet, you should.
I'm with you. I love the idea of all of Bethesda's games, but I'm way too easily distracted by sidequests and all of that nonsense. It took me forever to finish Fallout 3, and I'm resigned to the fact that I will never finish Oblivion. But I played the hell out of Red Dead Redemption. The multiplayer is even great fun. And the Undead Nightmare pack is worth every penny. It's a huge amount of content for the price. |
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General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: Grand Theft Auto V
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on: November 05, 2011, 11:47:13 AM
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The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing. For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies. I suppose that's pretty NSFW. http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0Is it Josh Brolin? Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO? Welcome back, old chum. Where the fuck have you been? Thanks, Tonks! I've been here and there. Mostly there, I guess. You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day. |
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