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General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
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on: December 31, 2009, 01:25:13 PM
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Three fucking years? Holy crap Jim Hendry is pathological.
I think I need to revise my Dead pool picks to include a "death wish" pick. Fuck.
$5 million.. $5 million.. True, but... THREE YEARS. And in year three, he'll probably be earning $5 million. Considering there's nobody in the system slotted to play CF anytime in the near future, this is a pretty good signing. Okay I'm calming down. Considering that Scotty Fabulous was rumored to be an option for CF is also allaying my ANGER. And Rick Ankiel. Byrd was probably the best of what was left. But, yeah, 3 years is PANKtarded. Who was he bidding against this time? |
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General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
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on: December 31, 2009, 12:50:39 PM
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Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.
I had absolutely no idea I was quoting that movie. But it does make sense, given my undying love for Helen Hunt. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Where's the artificial crabmeat? I was told there would be artificial crabmeat. A fat guy in a bike helmet was here earlier. He ate it all. Belch. Aaaand, SCENE! |
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General Category / You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: Avatar
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on: December 31, 2009, 11:52:39 AM
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Saw it last night on Imax. At first I didn't like the 3D. Maybe we were sitting too close though (2nd row), because things seemed out of focus on the sides of the screen. Or maybe my eyes needed to adjust, because after a few minutes I got used to it.
Yeah the plot was standard stuff, but I expected that. The dialogue wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
It looked amazing. I thought the animation in the Star Wars prequels looked stiff and fake, but with Avatar I forgot I was watching animation. The naked blue people were convincing. And unlike Watchmen, the naked blue people wear loincloths so you don't have see any blue penis.
I was in the front row and had the same experience. I found it helped when I completely turned my head to look at the sides of the screen. I probably looked like a total PANK, but it was clearer. So, if you ever find yourself traveling back through time to last night, just turn your head more. Just then? This time, I wasn't wearing a bicycle helmet. |
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General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
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on: December 31, 2009, 11:41:55 AM
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DPD.
Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.
At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.
4 years/$66 million is ridiculous. Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry. So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"? Who called Sosiano a "bargain"? I'm really asking. Has someone "done" that? Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain". You make me want to be a better man. As Good As It Gets? Seriously? You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"? Seriously? Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's? Seriously? |
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General Category / You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: Avatar
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on: December 31, 2009, 11:38:36 AM
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Saw it last night on Imax. At first I didn't like the 3D. Maybe we were sitting too close though (2nd row), because things seemed out of focus on the sides of the screen. Or maybe my eyes needed to adjust, because after a few minutes I got used to it.
Yeah the plot was standard stuff, but I expected that. The dialogue wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
It looked amazing. I thought the animation in the Star Wars prequels looked stiff and fake, but with Avatar I forgot I was watching animation. The naked blue people were convincing. And unlike Watchmen, the naked blue people wear loincloths so you don't have see any blue penis.
I was in the front row and had the same experience. I found it helped when I completely turned my head to look at the sides of the screen. I probably looked like a total PANK, but it was clearer. So, if you ever find yourself traveling back through time to last night, just turn your head more. |
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General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
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on: December 31, 2009, 11:21:40 AM
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DPD.
Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.
At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.
4 years/$66 million is ridiculous. Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry. So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"? Who called Sosiano a "bargain"? I'm really asking. Has someone "done" that? Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain". You make me want to be a better man. As Good As It Gets? Seriously? |
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General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
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on: December 30, 2009, 01:35:21 PM
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DPD.
Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.
At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.
4 years/$66 million is ridiculous. Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry. Remind me. Who is Jason Bay? He directed Armageddon. On an related note, am I the only one who never knew that J.J. Abrams was one of the writers of Armageddon? Nope. |
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General Category / Mom's Basement / Re: Video Game Deals
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on: December 30, 2009, 01:21:18 PM
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Castle Crashers is $7 (down from $15) for today only. It's worth $15, so $7 is a steal. SAP, Y'ALL, DANG! I've heard great things about this game, but I'm still not 100% sure what it is. I think it's like those old 2D brawlers from the 16-bit days (Streets of Rage, Fatal Fury, etc.), but maybe I'm wrong. Basically, though I was always partial to River City Ransom. It's a great game with a good sense of humor. I enjoy Behemoth's stuff. |
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