Post #1908

[Jon]

Is it ghey if I think CT III, Jr. Esquire's new avatar looks kind of like male genitalia?

You should have gone into computational hydrodynamics.

Oh, he'll go into it all right...

[Mike Douche]

It looks like I've managed to slow down my Desipio consumption.

16 months and some change?  Have I actually gotten a life?  Oh of course not. I would have come up on this post months ago had the voracious mandible of Ray Ratto not cleared everything out of its way in late 2007.

Since my "last" 1908th post, I have added to the list of idiots that I have met.  I have drank more beer with them, had more laughs.  I've run my record to to 6-0 at Cub games in which I've attended with at least one other Desipiot (excluding Oleg of course).  I'm including the rooftop game from August which was every bit the experience I would have optimistically expected (Oddly, though, I have yet to see the Blackhawks win at the UC when I've been with you jerks (0-1-2).  Thanks a lot, Fork.  Asshole).

However, as I have enjoyed getting to meet and know a bunch of you pricks over the last 4+ years, I'd like to take a minute to salute the "lesser-known" morans who, though they do not obsessively steal all of the space here like some of us post hogs do, are appreciated for their insight, discourse, humor and anecdotes which make this place what it is--the most non-retarded Cubs gathering spot on the interwebs.  At the risk of excluding some of you unsung Desipiots, I'd like to give a shout-out to Wheezer, Taylor, HelloWorld, Indolent Reader, DPappy, Big Drinky, Waco Kid (nee JS), Dave B., Al Czervik, Shooter, Stroke Bwhateverthefuck, Rooster, and yes even Mike C., with whom I may not agree politically but, as he's not afraid to express his views here, validates the shit of this place.  Let freedom reign, motherfuckers.

[TDubbs]

It looks like I've managed to slow down my Desipio consumption.

16 months and some change?  Have I actually gotten a life?  Oh of course not. I would have come up on this post months ago had the voracious mandible of Ray Ratto not cleared everything out of its way in late 2007.

Since my "last" 1908th post, I have added to the list of idiots that I have met.  I have drank more beer with them, had more laughs.  I've run my record to to 6-0 at Cub games in which I've attended with at least one other Desipiot (excluding Oleg of course).  I'm including the rooftop game from August which was every bit the experience I would have optimistically expected (Oddly, though, I have yet to see the Blackhawks win at the UC when I've been with you jerks (0-1-2).  Thanks a lot, Fork.  Asshole).

However, as I have enjoyed getting to meet and know a bunch of you pricks over the last 4+ years, I'd like to take a minute to salute the "lesser-known" morans who, though they do not obsessively steal all of the space here like some of us post hogs do, are appreciated for their insight, discourse, humor and anecdotes which make this place what it is--the most non-retarded Cubs gathering spot on the interwebs.  At the risk of excluding some of you unsung Desipiots, I'd like to give a shout-out to Wheezer, Taylor, HelloWorld, Indolent Reader, DPappy, Big Drinky, Waco Kid (nee JS), Dave B., Al Czervik, Shooter, Stroke Bwhateverthefuck, Rooster, and yes even Mike C., with whom I may not agree politically but, as he's not afraid to express his views here, validates the shit of this place.  Let freedom reign, motherfuckers.

Was it hard to type this email while sobbing like a little bitch?  You douche.

[Internet Apex]

helloWorld is the song that we're singin'. Come on get happy!

[Kermit, B.]

It looks like I've managed to slow down my Desipio consumption.

16 months and some change?  Have I actually gotten a life?  Oh of course not. I would have come up on this post months ago had the voracious mandible of Ray Ratto not cleared everything out of its way in late 2007.

Since my "last" 1908th post, I have added to the list of idiots that I have met.  I have drank more beer with them, had more laughs.  I've run my record to to 6-0 at Cub games in which I've attended with at least one other Desipiot (excluding Oleg of course).  I'm including the rooftop game from August which was every bit the experience I would have optimistically expected (Oddly, though, I have yet to see the Blackhawks win at the UC when I've been with you jerks (0-1-2).  Thanks a lot, Fork.  Asshole).

However, as I have enjoyed getting to meet and know a bunch of you pricks over the last 4+ years, I'd like to take a minute to salute the "lesser-known" morans who, though they do not obsessively steal all of the space here like some of us post hogs do, are appreciated for their insight, discourse, humor and anecdotes which make this place what it is--the most non-retarded Cubs gathering spot on the interwebs.  At the risk of excluding some of you unsung Desipiots, I'd like to give a shout-out to Wheezer, Taylor, HelloWorld, Indolent Reader, DPappy, Big Drinky, Waco Kid (nee JS), Dave B., Al Czervik, Shooter, Stroke Bwhateverthefuck, Rooster, and yes even Mike C., with whom I may not agree politically but, as he's not afraid to express his views here, validates the shit of this place.  Let freedom reign, motherfuckers.

Was it hard to type this email while sobbing like a little bitch?  You douche.

"E-mail?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

[CubFaninHydePark]

First championship-related post #1908.*

*I haven't researched this thread well enough to back this claim 100%, but I'm guessing it's true.

[Brownie]

First championship-related post #1908.*

*I haven't researched this thread well enough to back this claim 100%, but I'm guessing it's true.

If memory serves, Forklift's Post 1908 discussed the cancelled 2005 World Series.

[Tank]

So long, Stinktown!

Fuck Denver.

[RV]

I've spent a month and a half of my worthless existence in this wretched stinkhole full of buttchugging statqueers whose mothers were constipated for 9 months? Oh, how humiliating.

[CBStew]

I've spent a month and a half of my worthless existence in this wretched stinkhole full of buttchugging statqueers whose mothers were constipated for 9 months? Oh, how humiliating.

Embarrassing, isn't it?

[butthead]

I don't know how the hell I ever got to this point, but after about 1,900 shitty posts and maybe 8 decent ones it's time to retire the name butthead. Good thing, because butthead is a pretty stupid name.

[MAD]

I don't know how the hell I ever got to this point, but after about 1,900 shitty posts and maybe 8 decent ones it's time to retire the name butthead. Good thing, because butthead is a pretty stupid name.

I suppose that this is where I confess that I never really cared for Kevin Butler.

Later,  

[TDubbs]

. . . all you fuckers.

[*In a Nutsack]

Did I do this right?



And, that one's because I love TEC and the troops.

[ChuckD]

Did I do this right?

The 1908th time is the charm.