Single Greatest Thread Ever

[morpheus]

Maybe here?

[Kermit IV]

This thread is where I got many B126 names, so I'll not have you badmouthing it, thank you.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This thread is where I got many B126 names, so I'll not have you badmouthing it, thank you.

I think what Kermit is trying to say is that he'd appreciate it if someone could go ahead and start a "Cub Killers" thread for him to cheat off of.

[PenPho]

Jeff Bianchi

That's getting awfully loose with the intention of this thread.

Where you been?  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

There's getting loose with it (putting in players from other Chicago teams like a common Apex) and then there's Bo Ryan dodging '83 Caddies on Highway 41 just south of Green Bay, which is the territory we've now entered.  

Actually the first time an ex-Cub was repeated, this potential Eden Garden of threads was fucked.  

Somewhere around here feels like Ground Zero of where this thread got permanently fucked.

Nope.  Before that.

I'll find it but I've been kind of busy.

Edit:  I'm putting it on that irreverent fat fucking hipster, BananaHands' head.

And your mother's a Rolling Stone, BH.

So, you're saying that this thread was ruined the very same day it was started? 

You kind of suck at this.

[PANK!]

Jeff Bianchi

That's getting awfully loose with the intention of this thread.

Where you been?  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

There's getting loose with it (putting in players from other Chicago teams like a common Apex) and then there's Bo Ryan dodging '83 Caddies on Highway 41 just south of Green Bay, which is the territory we've now entered.  

Actually the first time an ex-Cub was repeated, this potential Eden Garden of threads was fucked.  

Somewhere around here feels like Ground Zero of where this thread got permanently fucked.

Nope.  Before that.

I'll find it but I've been kind of busy.

Edit:  I'm putting it on that irreverent fat fucking hipster, BananaHands' head.

And your mother's a Rolling Stone, BH.

So, you're saying that this thread was ruined the very same day it was started? 

It's easy for these things to get out of control quickly, yes. 

[Kermit IV]

This thread is where I got many B126 names, so I'll not have you badmouthing it, thank you.

I think what Kermit is trying to say is that he'd appreciate it if someone could go ahead and start a "Cub Killers" thread for him to cheat off of.

Where were you four years ago?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This thread is where I got many B126 names, so I'll not have you badmouthing it, thank you.

I think what Kermit is trying to say is that he'd appreciate it if someone could go ahead and start a "Cub Killers" thread for him to cheat off of.

Where were you four years ago?

Four years... and counting.

[Kermit IV]

This thread is where I got many B126 names, so I'll not have you badmouthing it, thank you.

I think what Kermit is trying to say is that he'd appreciate it if someone could go ahead and start a "Cub Killers" thread for him to cheat off of.

Where were you four years ago?

Four years... and counting.

Touche.

[PANK!]

Terry Shumpert.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Carlos Pena.

Edit:

Probably Carlos Pena.

[Slaky]

Carlos Pena.

Edit:

Probably Carlos Pena.

I really went out on a limb, there.

[CBStew]

"The Chicago Cubs have signed left-handed reliever Trever Miller to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring training, according to two sources familiar with the deal."

Playoffs here we come!

[Slaky]

"The Chicago Cubs have signed left-handed reliever Trever Miller to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring training, according to two sources familiar with the deal."

Playoffs here we come!

Wait, did we cut him already, too?

[Internet Apex]

"The Chicago Cubs have signed left-handed reliever Trever Miller to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring training, according to two sources familiar with the deal."

Playoffs here we come!

Wait, did we cut him already, too?

We did, yeah. The Cubs are still on the fence apparently.

[Gilgamesh]

Jim Hendry

The Yankees have hired former Cubs GM Jim Hendry, ESPNChicago.com's Bruce Levine tweets.