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« Reply #1380 on: May 16, 2012, 01:21:47 PM » |
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Doesn't everyone complain that the infield grass at Wrigley is like a foot high? Why have the Cubs not tried signing as many ground-ball pitchers as possible?
Every infield in the majors is tailored to the home team's players. Some shortstops like the dirt harder for better bounces, some like slower grass. I'm not sure Castro has figured out what he likes yet. That being said, they had tall grass and soft dirt everywhere when the Cubs' pitching staff was setting strikeout records. So, just to be clear: The run sets up the play-action pass? 11 on 11. Pick a man and guard him. |
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« Reply #1381 on: May 16, 2012, 01:29:27 PM » |
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Doesn't everyone complain that the infield grass at Wrigley is like a foot high? Why have the Cubs not tried signing as many ground-ball pitchers as possible?
Every infield in the majors is tailored to the home team's players. Some shortstops like the dirt harder for better bounces, some like slower grass. I'm not sure Castro has figured out what he likes yet. That being said, they had tall grass and soft dirt everywhere when the Cubs' pitching staff was setting strikeout records. So, just to be clear: The run sets up the play-action pass? 11 on 11. Pick a man and guard him. Castro plays the cover who defense out there at shortstop. More like shorterror, amiright? |
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« Reply #1382 on: May 16, 2012, 01:36:36 PM » |
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I'm not sure Castro has figured out what he likes yet.
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« Reply #1383 on: May 16, 2012, 01:54:16 PM » |
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Doesn't everyone complain that the infield grass at Wrigley is like a foot high? Why have the Cubs not tried signing as many ground-ball pitchers as possible?
Every infield in the majors is tailored to the home team's players. Some shortstops like the dirt harder for better bounces, some like slower grass. I'm not sure Castro has figured out what he likes yet. That being said, they had tall grass and soft dirt everywhere when the Cubs' pitching staff was setting strikeout records. So, just to be clear: The run sets up the play-action pass? 11 on 11. Pick a man and guard him. Castro plays the cover who defense out there at shortstop. More like shorterror, amiright? Starlin Castro (Fuck You) |
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« Reply #1384 on: May 18, 2012, 08:56:56 AM » |
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According to ESPN1000... Kerry Wood
(not the guy I really wanted to bring this thread back on track with)
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« Reply #1385 on: May 18, 2012, 09:08:14 AM » |
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According to ESPN1000... Kerry Wood
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Chuck's having a field day on Twitter. Bad jokes flowing through his keyboard like the fish of Capistrano. |
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« Reply #1386 on: May 18, 2012, 09:08:49 AM » |
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According to ESPN1000... Kerry Wood
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« Reply #1387 on: May 18, 2012, 09:09:01 AM » |
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According to ESPN1000... Kerry Wood
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Chuck's having a field day on Twitter. Bad jokes flowing through his keyboard like the fish of Capistrano. swans |
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« Reply #1388 on: May 18, 2012, 09:42:56 AM » |
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According to ESPN1000... Kerry Wood
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I fucking love Kerry Wood. I will never not love Kerry Wood. |
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« Reply #1389 on: May 18, 2012, 10:11:07 AM » |
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According to ESPN1000... Kerry Wood
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I fucking love Kerry Wood. I will never not love Kerry Wood. Same here. I will, however, not love the meatballs who are saying that his number should be retired. It's too easy to make an argument against it and there are those who can't wait to do so. Fuck both sides of that non-argument in the face with a syringe full of rat semen. |
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« Reply #1390 on: May 18, 2012, 10:18:41 AM » |
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I fucking love Kerry Wood. I will never not love Kerry Wood. Same here. I will, however, not love the meatballs who are saying that his number should be retired. It's too easy to make an argument against it and there are those who can't wait to do so. Fuck both sides of that non-argument in the face with a syringe full of rat semen. Wow. That's either a lot of rats or one very busy rat. |
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« Reply #1391 on: May 18, 2012, 10:27:55 AM » |
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According to ESPN1000... Kerry Wood
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I fucking love Kerry Wood. I will never not love Kerry Wood. Same here. I will, however, not love the meatballs who are saying that his number should be retired. It's too easy to make an argument against it and there are those who can't wait to do so. Fuck both sides of that non-argument in the face with a syringe full of rat semen. He jerked off an entire rat king. |
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« Reply #1392 on: May 18, 2012, 10:54:47 AM » |
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I think I may have been wrong all these years. Ryno isn't my favorite Cub. Kerry Wood is.
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« Reply #1393 on: May 18, 2012, 10:57:25 AM » |
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« Reply #1394 on: May 18, 2012, 11:15:47 AM » |
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Never heard the 'Stros feed on that before. Nice. Remind me to send some Smoque BBQ to Jerry Meals' hotel room next time he's in town. The man is a saint. It always looks like he's enjoying it as much as we were. I half-expect him to do the Frank Drebin after a couple of those calls.
EDIT: That was my world series. If I never see one. Fuck it. I saw that.
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