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Saul Goodman

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2325 on: December 03, 2014, 11:04:47 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on December 03, 2014, 09:48:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 03, 2014, 08:22:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 03, 2014, 05:14:33 AM
LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

You know, it's not really a big deal, but Wright was their best lefty and has been pretty good for the last three years. I'm a little puzzled by that one.

Especially since they decided to keep Travis around for another year.  Whatever.

Gonna need space for Andrew Miller, Jon Lester, Max Scherzer, Jamie Shields, Cole Hamels, Melky Cabrera, Brandon McCarthy, and Miguel Montero, so they might as well start now.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2326 on: December 03, 2014, 08:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 03, 2014, 11:04:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 03, 2014, 09:48:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 03, 2014, 08:22:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 03, 2014, 05:14:33 AM
LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

You know, it's not really a big deal, but Wright was their best lefty and has been pretty good for the last three years. I'm a little puzzled by that one.

Especially since they decided to keep Travis around for another year.  Whatever.

Gonna need space for Andrew Miller, Jon Lester, Max Scherzer, Jamie Shields, Cole Hamels, Melky Cabrera, Brandon McCarthy, and Miguel Montero, so they might as well start now.
Baker was the only University of California Alum on the team.  He also had the best sense of humor on the team, something of inestimable importance when you are playing for the Cubs.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2327 on: December 03, 2014, 10:19:40 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 03, 2014, 08:28:50 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 03, 2014, 11:04:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 03, 2014, 09:48:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 03, 2014, 08:22:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 03, 2014, 05:14:33 AM
LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

You know, it's not really a big deal, but Wright was their best lefty and has been pretty good for the last three years. I'm a little puzzled by that one.

Especially since they decided to keep Travis around for another year.  Whatever.

Gonna need space for Andrew Miller, Jon Lester, Max Scherzer, Jamie Shields, Cole Hamels, Melky Cabrera, Brandon McCarthy, and Miguel Montero, so they might as well start now.
Baker was the only University of California Alum on the team.  He also had the best sense of humor on the team, something of inestimable importance when you are playing for the Cubs.

Incorrect. A portable DVD player in the clubhouse playing Ryan Dempster's Harry Caray impressions on a loop has the best sense of humor on the team.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2328 on: December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2329 on: December 05, 2014, 11:20:46 AM »
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

Everything is terrible.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2330 on: December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM »
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2331 on: December 05, 2014, 11:40:15 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.







I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2332 on: December 05, 2014, 11:42:24 AM »
Thanks.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2333 on: December 05, 2014, 11:42:46 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.

Or, just don't care about his existence

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2334 on: December 05, 2014, 11:43:11 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on December 05, 2014, 11:42:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.

Or, just don't care about his existence

One of those two, doesn't matter which...
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2335 on: December 05, 2014, 07:35:31 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on December 05, 2014, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.









*guffaws*

*snorts*

*pounds fist on table*

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2336 on: December 05, 2014, 11:03:07 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on December 05, 2014, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.









I wonder if you can get a suit made out of that material?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2337 on: December 06, 2014, 01:39:01 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 05, 2014, 11:03:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 05, 2014, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.









I wonder if you can get a suit made out of that material?

A suit made out of Ryan Dempster?  Huey's waaaaaay ahead of you, Stew.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2338 on: December 06, 2014, 11:30:12 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 06, 2014, 01:39:01 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 05, 2014, 11:03:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 05, 2014, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2014, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

NOT SO FAST.

QuoteRyan Dempster is retiring and joining #Cubs front office as a special assistant.

I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that he is never going away.









I wonder if you can get a suit made out of that material?

A suit made out of Ryan Dempster?  Huey's waaaaaay ahead of you, Stew.

I'd offer to make a blog out of his skin, but I don't want to set off any RSS feeds.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2339 on: December 11, 2014, 11:23:39 AM »
Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 
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